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make teh empty go way okthnx
“Yuz wnats MORRRRE??!!!”
am goin to hav to reed that buk fur clas this somestr. ai hates that buk. ai luvs most buks an most othr dickns, but NAWT THAT BUK!
ai mussed agree wif yu – Davyd Copafeeld much betta. much lols.
Put in cheezburgr plz? Kthxbai
Plz? Is caturday!!
nao plz. tis mai berfday so i can has cheezburger.
youz dont hafta beg…’s undignified 4 a kitteh (onless U B a behbeh kitteh–denn iz Key-yoot.)
Wuz not begging, wuz beeing puhlite. Wich is xtra kyoot wen u iz bebbeh kitteh
Pleeze to be putting in da gooshyfood… or elssss!!!
concats on bein not sekund Wolverine..
joo wood liyk to naym a dans?
I herted my fut and kan’t danse gud at teh momunt. Does u no a danse I can doo on wun leg? I iz dansing in mai chare
so srry bout yer herted fut, WG, maybe joo lyke to sing along wiff teh musik? I’ll sink wiff yU…I naut B mush fore dansing, eeder. Whin my wolf, Lupy-us bites me, he takes away my N ergy. I can sit necks to yU, Wolverine Girl?
Course u canz. I kan sing mutch bettr than I can danse. I iz no longer furst tho, verie stranje. Meh, I duzn’t cair. Just kyoorius az 2 whi coments swich themself araound. O wel, I haz had mai 15 minits of faim.
U haz wulf kalld Lupy-us? Haow kule!
kitkay. I am so sorry you have lupus. Rests so you gets your energy back.
Wolverine Girl
Kitkay has autoimmune disease called Lupus. Lupus is Latin or somtin for wolf. Is not fun for kitkay, but you dint know. Hugs for kitkay
fank-you so mush, patticlan! Hugs back to yU.
Oops I r so dum. Didn’t realise u ment lupus. Iz clevr wai ov saying it tho. I haz had frens wif pretti wild pets so I thort was literul wulf. I herd lupus iz not fun. Sorri bout that
Naugt 2 worry, Wolverine gurl–I gnu that you didn’t gnow whad i mint, butt it got me thinkink ’bout whut IS kule in my life!!! Lupus naugt so grate, rlly, butt it has taught mii menny thinks.
http://www.lupus.org/newsite/index.html
‘cept Wolverine is teh sekund.
when i posted my response, WG was first… i apologize
Us can haz dubble dantses fur WG an Althea–dey has teh simmul–symil–dey posted at teh same time. Whee!
WoverineGirl wuz teh nawt second fur a wile. Ai think AltheaMetz may bee brand noo commintatater – WP alwaiz taekz a wile to process teh noo peepl.
Of layte, wehn too peepl cums in at so cloase to teh sayme tiem, speshullee wehn wun has been in the Tawp Spawt fur while, we has been celebrating bof (or wunz, awl free!) ov tehm.
So ai fur wun (snert) wud liek to do bof.
An since WG has teh hurted foot, an Kitkay is heer wanting to celerbrate and can’t danse – we cud awl just sing? Iz OK. Nao we needs teh sawng.
Ize awlwaise bin turrible dansr in RL; jus unko-ordinaited wigglin abowt reely.
But in caturspace Ize v. graysful, pirooettin and awltoogethr dam sexy.
Ai tinks we shud sing sumfink form “Oliver”, to go wit teh More?! theem.
oLIver! oLIver! Neverberorehasaboiwantedmore!
three banquets a day–
my favorite diet!!!!
(wuld be nice too put sum leedle musikal notes necks to that, cuz it’s werds frum a song…how you do dat?
Dis problum, it must bee currekted, yes? if poop-free shooz r desyred.
Mar-ge!! The cat wants something and I don’t know what!
Marge—YOUR cat needs U. Noaw!
Homer Simpson ref. FTW!
U mus pay toll
1 cheezburger
In dish, kthx
A toll iz a toll
n a chezburger roll is a chezburger roll
n if we getz no tolls
den we no eatz no chesburgr rollz
1) Get kitteh food – the best – cheezeburgers
2) Open said food
3) Cook food to right temperature – NOT TOO HOT
4) Place food in bowl
5) Repeat from 1 until I say stop
Teh serviss is vary bad at dis restrunt. I be giving vary speshusl “tip” too my wayter… teh tips of my klaws.
awr mebbe i leeb teh tip in himz shu
u nowt put that fud in mai dish. I can has cheezburger.
wut part uv BREKK FIST dun u unner stan??
if yu nawt unnerstan brekk fist, ai be brekkin mai fist on yur faze.
My foods…you haz them! GIMMIE THEM RIGHT MEOW!
Teknikally iz naut Mpty; iz full of paws.
You want I shuld putt yer cheezbergs on top ob yer pause?
Wate a Minute. Ore two.
Teh pawz taht refreshez?
Why my foods tayste like feets all times?
no, no, u iz bakwerdz. iz kitteh FEETZ whut zmells like foodz.
Specifikually Freetoze™.
Kitty is wash hands before eatings invisible cheezburger, am haijeenik no?
Mai Fin washes hiz hanz and hiz fud (YES, teh gushy fud) in the water bowl befoar he eats it. Ai think he lerned it from teh rakkoonees wehn he wuz liddle awtdoor kitteh. He duzn’t put his fayce in the bowl – he eets frum his paw.
Mah Memphis duz da saem ting, cept he washes himz kibbles. Himz not lieks da gushyfud (which is gud, cuz himz TOO floofy in da not gud wai). He eetzes off himz cleen paws.
Mai kitteh likes to dunk. Her water bowl always be full ob de crumbz. I tellz her, stop dunkin’ de crunchies. Change water ebery day, always crumbz by nite. But she puts wet crunchies on her placemat to num num.
‘Tis shokkin’ behaviour. Mus rec; wreckt; um korrekt at wunse
an wen u finnish wit dat, mebbe u cud paynt tihs wall. muches pleh 4 me 2 luk at wyle eeting.
Um, kind of boring. I don’t really know why it was selected.
Shy guy can do taht – but nawt mennee otters. Wuz selected becuz is reelee kyoot! Has yoo never had a kitteh waht did this?
Mai kittehs noes b so cawlm wif MT fud dish. Mammeh nus b sleepin iffn dish MT. Weez wayks her up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
Ai luvs this wun. Mai deer departed Florian wuz mai wakeup cat and mutch liek this. Also teh gardian ov teh door. An the enetiem fud dish monitor. He was nawt at awl piggee, but if dish wuz MT he wud get mee and leed mee to it. 2 1/2 yeers goan and ai still crai ebberytiem ai talk abowt him.
Hugs to U, JCHK…… Mai Albert is at Rainbow Bridges, tu…. an it tuks laawwwng tyme for me to nawt crai…. ((((((hugs))))))
mebbe sum choklit? Choklit help eberyting!
your right, 3h, choklit iz chokt full of anti-occidents–help us stay jung.
Iz not intelligunt desine to makes kittehs and woofers shorter lief than thair peepuls. Iz dreddful plannin sumwair.
I complane to awthoritees!
Yr Florian sownds like a luffly boi Janet.
onlee good thing is we gets to lub lots ob kittehs in our libes…i has had seben to lub all reddy.
everyboddee needz a MT dish monitor !!
Thank yoo guise! Choklit and synpathy (an hugs) halp lots. Still tear up, but also feel bedder.
But let us think ov teh poor parrots. Ai hurd last nite teh averaj parrot has FIEV owners, cuz tehy live so lawng. An parrots ar verree affekshunate, too.
Maybee the poynt is taht we can awl has moar kittehs – harsh tho taht sounds. Four kittehs iz pritte mutch as mutch as wun purrson can handle! Ai hans’t had awl taht mennie in mai lief – purrsonal kittehs, nawt famlee pets when yoo ar growing up.
Pooh-Bah (came to mai door in grad skool in collej – had to leeve him wif mai parents wehn ai mooved to Europe)
Fred (short fur FraydeeCat) – found about four weeks auld autside mai office door in Karlsruhe.
Thomas – a Roman Forum cat, brought to mee bai frenz hoo wuz mooving bak to England and cudn’t taek him along becuz of quaranteen.
Mitzi – brought to mee bai frend as a 3 month awld feral kitteh hoo told mee “yoo must taek this kitteh or she will die.”
Florian – son ov Mitzi. Borned in mai bed. She eggscaped frum fren (abov) hoo wuz takin care ov her while ai wuz off skiing. She waz tehn 9 months awld. Wuz missing fur 9 horribul dais.
Shakespeare – left wif mee bai friend hoo wuz returning to the US and needed to find hoam furst befoar sending foar him. He wuz with mee fur 14 wunnerful years.
Molly – mai niece came to me and sayed – can yoo taek this cat? Wuz at leest 10 yers awld, living in a warehaus taht wuz cloazing.
And mai nao kittehs: Barney – came bai at majical moment during a dark and stormee nite.
Fin and Fiona – born to feral cat in ar trukshed. Possiblee children ov Barney.
Cinders – brout to mai vet at awnlee 2 yers ov aj bai peepl hoo dint want her to bee put down. Vet sayed no, no, no, ai will find her a hoam.
nde
wow – ai dint know ai had ritten taht mutch. Sorree.
an ai ment – the peepl wanted her to bee put down becuz they didnt want her. A byootiful awl gray floofee kitteh, deklawed and spayed. Reelle awl gray – grey noz, gry lips, gray paw pads – verree sweet – but ai think she wuz abewsed bai those peeple. She’s bedder nao.
iz amazeing how awl teh sweet, needy kittehs find der way 2 you, janet–yU iz a kitteh lurv-magnit–they kan since your kindliness. (intelligent deezine at wurk?)
Mai Emmeline (hyooj kitteh–21 powndz!) is teh wayk-up kat heer. She sitz onna bed en sez “myow? myow?” until sumwun rollz over, den she runz galumph galumph galumph daon teh hal to teh kitchin en sitz bai teh fuud dish. She stayz dere fr abowt 2 minnitz, den goez bak to teh bedroom en sitz onna bed en sed “myow? myow?” She repeetz dis until sumwun getz up en feedz her. Sumtymez iz not fr a kuppl howrz aftr she startz. Iz phunnee.
Dis why I feeds teh kittahs at night, afore I gose tu bed! Teh ‘meowmeowmeowMEOW!!!’ at meh when I redde fur beds ’til I feeds dem…. den, we awl sleeps wif sumbody! Pokey wit a ‘heathen’, Katie wit meh and Purrl….well, she sleeps wher she wants!
i sach a sweet kitteh an yoo lubbs meh so mach….
hows bowt sum yummies
k ?
Am I givin u the hint? Naw jes waiting fer muh foot soak so I kin do a pedicure…YES, YES, FILL ER UP
Esme is getting about more, now, but she still startles very easily. She has all her stuff in the hall bathroom, but her fortress of solitude is across teh hall. She has a water dish in teh fortress, too.
So, she is in teh bathroom, and I musta startled her, cause she bolted for teh fortress, and landed rite in her water dish, tipped it, soaked herself an everthing, then sat just out of reech. I sware she sed “I meant to do that!”
Last nite, she was attackin blanket mice, an this morning she was trying to get me to play with her (werk? what is this werk you speak of? time to play!). So, I think I can officially declare her settled in to her forever home.
Yay for you and Esme, DMarie!
won
der
ful !!!
: )
Hooray! Yoo know wehn tehy want to play wif yoo taht awl will bee all rite. Happinews maeks mee feel awl bedder nao. Thinking ov the brij kittehs maeks me a bit melancawlee.
dmarie, glad to see yur payshunts is rewarded. wishing Esme & her fambily lots of playful tiemz.
Hoorayyyy fur Esme an hur fur-eber hoam!!!!!
Hurray fur YOO!!!!
Hewminz didz nawtz getz
memmo abowtz t3h cayr andz
feedeeng ubz Kitteh
Shynee emptee boalz
maykz Kitteh sadz. Hewminz shoodz
reelee knoez bettah!
Kitteh coodz juss stayr
oarz beecumz voakull. Can haz
beez tuff desizzun
Jack.
chzburger!!
I can has fullz?
squez me? I should be ankle deep in dinners now
de nekst step –
kitteh jumppink awn mai hed, screeeeemink “FFFFUUUUUD” “NOWWWWWW”
Iffen dat don wurk, den da feets get bit until it ezzeer to jus get up an feeds him.
nd if u liek teh noo smellz nd lookz of ur noo lethurr sofah nd luvseet set, u wuld feed mah.
Isn’t the bowl a bit too big for a liddel kitteh lyke uz
Mai kitteh tic toc wood put his paws een his water dish, then freak out lyke “omg, mah paws, they are teh wet!”, shake them off, then proseed to putted them back in the bowl. It took several times for him to realoeyes why his feets were wet. Silly tabbies.
taht is a sweet storee – and ai must watch Fin moar closelee – purrhaps he duz taht too!
these kittehs are so funny and cute!