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yur leeps luk so juicy….
hmmmmm…..
his leeps abowt to be peersed
sortuv a cheep wai uv gettin dat dun dere misturr
an naught so grate, akshooally
zactlee !!!!
Git ‘em kitteh!
Approaching Target! Fire at will!!!!!
But wize ebberywun ulwayz b firing at Will?
Whut he dun dude?
I dunno–akx teh Chineses, tehy seem 2 have sumping aginst hymn.
pew pew pew
spring loaded kitteh is about to be un-spring loaded XD
No wun puts baybee in a corner.
Kitteh: Dood! Mornin bref!!!
Zooming in on fleshie fase.
Pointie enns move faster den u expekt.
Teh poynts r kwiker dan teh eye.
Don let mai sweet fays fool u. I noes kun fooz.
*SWAT*
kitteh’s special weapons & techniques: check out MY points dood
Don blame me cause u got no gurlfren
Hay hyoomin, maibee reely cule skar on faice help u get gurl. I helpz, k?
Body modifikations, ennyone?
ya, iz troo. chiks dig teh skars. keeps ur fase der, dis jus tak a sekond….
pain heelz
chix dig scarz
glory lasts furebba
sic’em kitteh!
Yeh, butt den hee has to ’splayn HOW hee gotses dat scar. An wut gurl in her rite mind wud hab respec for guy hoo got a scar dat way?? Not dis wun.
Kitteh can give scar.
Story of how he gotses it iz up to hoomin. Kitteh no can help ther.
i would! that’s adorable!
chix digs harray potterr!
you tell him cute little kitty. don’t let him push you around.
U habs to trane dem eerly,
or teh hoomin will b earritatingz U fur teh ress ov ur dais.
Sum lern fass, an sum hoomins habs to lern teh saem lessun
ober n ober n ober…
Dis kitteh luks sweet n sensitib, wid much personallitee. Hyooman, nod so much.
yesh–kitteh full of win and cutey-ness. An also winsomeness!
alarmed kitteh say, “pleez no eat me, hoomin! i’z nawt tastee awr nootrishus!”
(an he awlso be finkin, “wai yu no get hair cut?”)
oop! mai preevyuz poast wuz nawt spoze tu be replai tu JAJEH. jes spoze tu bee a kawmint.
weirdpress iz weird.
He gonna get a thick ear!
Rememberz:
Wen remobing kitteh frum fase…
lift – do nawt pullz.
Ow, Ow, Ro me ow!!
gui deserves wutevahs he getz fir havin harecutz like dat!
Bwhahahaha. Dat’s just wat I wuz theenkin. Ware haz hims been, anywai? to nawt no bettah dan dat.
Hooman been in soospended ami- … anima- … been asleep sinse 1975.
Hooman about to get wakeup claw.
Commens velcro acshun!
iz teenaig boy. teenaig boys iz wurss than liddle totts wit kitteh-handlin. he bout to get his silly face resurfassed, tho, so all iz rite wit teh werld.
u meenz kosmettic serjery?
kat-metic serjery?
Well, “kosmettic” inna non-attractive sense, I suppose…
“serjery” definitily!
Kitty liftoff in 3…2…1…
U can has breth mint, plz? Kthxluvubai.
Winz foar meh.
U No Can Win
Starin Kontest
prepares for hare cut hippee!
Den maybee Iz can seez yur eyz ….. so’s Iz can out-stare u!
Owt-gawge tehm moar lieklee…
0_x
guy give hoomans a really bad name
i meanz, who cud yell at such a precious little kitteh … that kitteh can come and live with me and hazel and fanny anytime.
Looks lyke Peter Tork ofz the Momkees
Yu are hez opthalm–ophtal– I doc tour on the speed dile, miss tour?
Hooman bout tu get nu piercing.
Where u lke eet?
Noze?
Ibrow?
Eear?
Lipz?
Tung?
Wit wun swipe uff mai pawz, eye can geev u awl uff doez, an maor!
What a bargain!
somtiems teh best lessunz r teh hard lessunz, iff hyoomin haz snort lerning kerv.
Eff eye dipz mye pointee enz een ink, voila! ennstent tattooo. Nize!
Now u fitz een wit awl ur frenz. Jus don bee bringin dem roun herez.
Emo Human is emo.
He’s about to be even MOAR so!
Hope stoopy teenaj boi lik prezunt kitteh will leev in shoo.
Hewmin canz maykz t3h
skeerree fayse fumz a disstanss.
Nawtz so much upz kloass
Hewmin shawkz Kitteh.
Coodz eezillee diskubberz
a fayss fullz ubz klawz
Hewmin mayz payz foar
t3h grayt beeg Howse, butz Kitteh
iz Keeng ubz t3h Beestz
Jack.
Hippies, the natural prey of kittens . . .
wy sumtimes commentz ritin undur thu date fingy? how make dis stop?
plees help, i’m uh stoopy hoomin. kthxbai!
If the comment and the date overwrite each other, I find that clicking the plus/minus sign (right by the commenter’s name) and then clicking it again (which hides and unhides the comment) usually fixes the problem. This only seems to happen to me when I use IE7, not when I’m using Firefox.
And, it isn’t stoopy to ask questions like this – I bet other peeps want to know, too.
THANK YOU!!
ai sware, i didn taek ur catnip, dood!
Nip? Iz dat wat ur calling it?
OK, butts I stillz didn taek it.
Nao step bak stoopy, Iz had enuff ov U.
The most important lessons in life are usually the hardest. Plus it looks like he has it coming.
Mah pointee ends lets me show them
ur bloadie lips
let me show u dem
Wut u meen I outsyde kitteh nao, meester? I likes bein insyde howse! I can has vote on thees?
That’s my roommate’s cat, Ozzie !
And her brother Michael.
WTF ?!
Hahaha
I knows! I was like, hmmm…that picture looks really familiar.
Ozzie is a rockstar.
hoomans should not be in lolcat pics!
yooshooalee ai wood agree, but stoopy hooman kinda maykz teh pikchure. Berry niys photo.. foto… berry gud pic maykin’!!!
Iz onlee prop hooman. Kitteh impawrtant wun.
eggzaktlee!!!
dat kitteh has spunks!
leetle bebee kitteh nawt skered ov dood wif lon hairz. teh bed is teh natshural sleepin plase 4 kitteh. is in sunlite. dood iz makin debate poin about kitteh on bed. bebee kitteh about to maek rebutal. verie sharp rebutal.
um…i’m confused…this is a picture of my bro and mah kittyface ozzie…how the h3lLz did it get here?!
anyways <3 the caption
Perhaps you should go over the walls AND ceiling, inch by inch?
Never know what you might find…
Ceiling Cat watches yoo eberryware!!
someone in the family is a photo bug i think
Detaylz, detaylz… ozzie haz frenz ober wile you didn’t see?
I r confuzz also. Yr. brudda is mad at stripey kitteh? Y is dat? He find suprize in shoo?
Hah, that kitty’s gonna give him both barrels.
Kitteh: Teh Sebenties called. Dey wants dere hair bak.
Say it dun spray it
My bruvver dids this wen he wuz 13. Den he cryeded like a big gurly wen he got 4 pointy ends in da snoot. Mom sed ’servz u rite’ and gave kitty a big treat
i thots humins cud not be picshured wiht deh kittehs?
lames.
I don’t like this guy. He’s screaming at the kitty and scaring it obviously. Not cool, not cool.
Iz tinks himz losted hims faise afur teh foto wuz snappeded.
So dats cool akshually!
I hope that little punk got his face scratched. What a jerk. Lovely black and white photography, certainly, of animal abuse. OMG, I think I despise that pimply faced brat.
aw com on, wears abuss u speek off? doodz not shoutin, juss maekin himsef look liek eediot
kitteh nawt evin faseded
hoomin might be thurston moore though, you know, that lanky frontman from sonic youth? trying to overwhelm kitteh with obscure subcultural music references…
5. Claws out – check.
4. Whiskers forward – check.
3. Ears back – check.
2. Feet planted – check.
1. Target acquired – check.
Kitteh is go for launch.
buddy bradley HATEs yr kitteh
http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/bagge/bradleys.jpg
Mz Marie, fank u 4 thu help wit thu ovurriting! now r mom wont grumbul.
wal, not az much. thu furrie 7
hoo blink first, loses.
OZZIE!
Is that one of the dudes from smosh?
get him kitteh
teach him the leson of a lifetime
get him kitteh
show him teh leson of a liftime
lips, gonz