Gargoyle practice

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I is meditating plz not to be disturbing meh
Kthx bai
Try you must!
(Read in Yoda voice)
/flail
Der is no trai, der is ownlee do.
OMG NOOOOOOO !!! http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
Suh Reel.
My Yogi kitteh will shred the wigses if I ever tries to puts him in it. His dignitiez shall not be affronted, he ar one proud kitteh.
As funnee az de can look in pikurs, kitteh’s kyoot enuff already!! Too much dignitiez fur hooman crap. Wigs, hats, clothes—NO WANT!!!!!
Happy nawt secunds!!
Kitteh sez: ‘ I cannut sees u…. u ar nawt here’….. mai kittehs ign…eggn… no payz atteshun to me like dis!
Thankx 3heathens, what danz we be doing to celebrate Caturday?
Ai’m tinkin choklit an margy ritas.
Butt den again, ai offen is.
That sounds great espeshully choklit and can we has the fire going too, it are cold and gray here.
SJ!! SJ!! You ar bak!! Wuz yoo just verree bizzee, liek Gayla!
Ai is bak, tank u for teh welcum Janet! Ai wuz in Cally Fornee Ya, der was dis bery strange yello ball in teh sky ai dunno wat it wuz, an it was awll warm so I gess sumbuddy left teh heeting awn. Nao ai is back in teeny tiny Ingerland an it is awl coldanwet so eberytin is bak tu normal.
yu wer missed (an Ai tuk cayr to aym an ebbeereeting!)
lol! Fank oo.
u waz in Cally forneeay ??? an u dint tell ur lolfrenz??? wooda been fun to meet an hab a nise refreshin beverage togedder!!!!
so aniwun else finkin ob comin to callyforneeya, letz us noes an we kan meet an go oawt for refreshin beveragez !
sides u kan com to ICHC frum awl obber teh whirled, heer in Callyforneeya, u kan use teh libbary puterz……
Ooh salleh, dat wud hav been fun. Sadlee ai wuz wif teh werkpeeps an dey did nawt gib me taim to do NEfing gud laik walkin awn teh beech oar drinkin teh margy ritas wiv mai lolfrenz. Ai did nawt eben get to bai noo shoos, an dat is bowt mai favritest ting eber. It is so sad wen teh werk getz in teh wai of laif.
Sorrie – got a liddle eggscited ther.
Ar wee sitting awl cumfee neer a beeg fyre place wif luvlee beeg fire driniking hawt cholkit – and Marga Ritas? Liek in a big lodge in teh mountains? An sum nice snakkees? An we can just sit there an relax an chat wif ar frenz, cuz we ar snowed in an nuthin to bee dun but hav a nice time.
Sounds reel gud to mee.
Dat sownz bery nais. Can ai wear mai bunny slipprs? Doan wurry, dey is nawt reel bunnies.
Hmm dis wuz nawt sposed to go heer. Was sposed to be under JCH4K’s commint awn teh ski lojj.
An nao it is in teh rite place!!!! WP, donut mess widme.
ps: We borroed teh yung nekkid irnin gy – nawt shor hoos gawt him nao… * piks up pants, swiches orf irn, hyds neetly irnded cloeths*
Ai wundered wher he’d gawn – ai got home an only mai husban was heer! An he was nawt nekkid oar irnin. Still, ai see dat Romeow has been takin his clothes awf awl ober teh playce so ai’ll just sit heer an wayt for teh dansin to start.
oh JCH4K ????? issu awl snoed in noaw, teh weffermanz keepz sayian derz LOAWTZ ob sno in teh Midwest…….
Vallejo is cold (well cold fer uz….. 56 ina daytime) but it nebber snoz heer…..
well, kansas cities awl icy! had snow tursday, awl during mai studying adn nasty exam taking
dude…hre in south flrida, it 2 wrm 4 wnter. It coold dwn a lttl bit, nt enugh thogh. at lest u get snw up thre…it bn lke ethr 30, or 35 yrs snce it lst snwd in southrn flrida.
This past week it got down to 37 at night which is cold for Pensacola. We had such a horrific summer that I welcomed the cooler weather. But today? its close to 80 and humid. My AC is on and I hate it. 50’s and 60’s very nice for daytime and 40’s for night. Then I can sleep with door and windows open and furry blankies and three kitties and two goggies.
Sorry that you is all snowed in. You sends me a couple degrees of cold and I sends you a couple degrees of heat. ktnksbai
woodstove… chek.
cumfy couch w/lots of pillos… chek.
pot uv tee w/sinnamin… chek.
stak of liberry books… chek.
at least 1 but pref 2 kitties to sit in lap, step on liberry books when trying to read, and put noses on edge of teecup… chek.
Ahhhhhhhh…
Ahhhhh!
(me 2!_)
Ai bringin shortbred! Iz verree nyce shortbred, mayd wif buttr en shugr en juss enuf flowr to hold it togethr, en red en green shugr on top fr teh holiday seezon. Nao I needz a cupoftee!
yU cheezpeepz shure knoe howta partee!!!
ooooooooohhhm
oooooooooohhhhmmm
ooooooooohhhhmmmmm
cheezburgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
accordign to caleefornaiyeah cows dat iz backwerds. shud be ‘mmmooooo’
I is too tired to eben lay daown. Bein a kitteh r exhausting.
Yah with all those naps u take I imagin that it r exhausting..
which u rather have: this peaceful pose or…RRRAWRRRR pose?
Mah mummah’s kitteh Willow is alwayz in teh RRRAWRRRR pose. Eben wen sleepin. Yu go to pet her an she startz usin teh pointyends. But she is behbeh kitteh so she cant fite to wel–is mor lik playin. Much fun.
Zen kitteh iz wun wif ebereefing.
But nao kitteh is hungree.
i kin do this i kin do this …. just relax breathe deep, and just leap back down….naw i jes yell for ma to come get me
gar
goy
lin
in mah dreemz
Gargoyles over Kopenhagin
looks lahk mai Dinah, same beatific face! she makes this poze on hai shelfs.
How sweet Dinah soundz!
Dis looks lahk mai Chipper. He duznt fit that name… Grouchy wuld fit bettr, but I still luvs him. Wen I get mad at him, he getz calld teh naym he had wen I found him at teh pound… “Popcorn” ;-P
I just resting my I-lidz for a sekund.
chekkin mah lidz 4 leaks. com bak layder.
hee hee !!
mah lid leeks…
let meh sho yoo dem…
putta on somz clothe dammitz
i can smell ma cheezburger bein ready
Cun meez smellz cooksies, or iz cheezburgers/
yup, tis cheezburgers!
Hewminz habz acheeved
dubbill seekrit detennshun
fumz annoyed Kitteh
Hewminz breengz Hoam Nom
Nom Bagg andz doan’t letz Kitteh
sampull wutz insyde
Kitteh plawtz reebenjj
sloawlleeeee. Willz strykez layt atz nyte
wile himz Hewminz sleep
Jack.
Yoga Cat
has achieved Nirvana.
Annit smells laik teen spirit
Taht smells lyk nawt enuff sope an too mush cheep aftershayv (or instedofshayv!)
okays . . . Aye see dis joke in pratchett novels . . . y’all Ingrish folks, what means “instedubshave”?
adn i don’t noe, what im singing!
wen to mens or bois put awn teh aftershayv but donut akchully shayv. So is nawt AFTER shayv, is rilly INSTED OF shayv. Geddit?
dat’s wut aye tot, but wuzn’t sure. didn’t noe if dere wuz some funny chemicals dat burned off da hair adn wuz called “instead uv shave.” like nair or someting
lol i’z very glad you maded the joke!
i was waytin for someone to pick up on it ^___^
Ai aims to pleez!!
Gargoyle practice iz goin SOOO well, ize ’spextinz Batzmanz 2 B standin on mai hedz enny minit…
…or mebby Spidermanz 2 B danglin’ from mai chinz.
…
*nom-nom-nom* pleh. Spidermanz B all stringley.
dat not nowhere neer uglee nuff to be gargoyle. is kyoot gargoyle.
I can has cathedral?
When u is gargoyl, Catedral has u.
Ai can has flyin buttress?
Where’s it flyin to?
CAThedral? Tahts where u worship teh Ceiling Cat?
Chat-res Cathedral?
Bai-lingwal playce ov worship.
oooh a cat cat thedral
Catlikk catedral?
Is non denomnomnominayshunul
I sitted on gloo bottel, sorries…
Kitteh is contemplaytin harmunee, enlitenmunt, an whirled peas. An cheezburgers. Dun ferget cheezburgers.
mebbe sho sum teefs?
“I can haz indvisiblity?”
I iz stohn bai day, warriur bai nite.
I hopez himz not be catty vursiun of “weeping angel”*.
*See Dr Who.
P.S. DONUT BLINK!
psps: No rilly; DO NAWT BLINK!!!
rlly?
Gee, tanks fawr remindin me uf dat ep. I didn need sleep newai. *shiver*
Naw gargoyle…iz klok! WHen the hour strikes my eyes fly open wide, and i look rite, left, rite, left, rite, left, grin madley, then i shut muh eyes til the next hour…Kitchy Kitty Klok
an at preesicely tree twenny seben AyEm Ais run madlee rown teh haos; ober teh beds; inanowt teh catflap an chays teh majinaree maoses. Tehn Ai gose baks to sleep!
Kitteh luks liek mi “Twerp” (R.I.P.) I tink kitteh iz napping, nawt gargoyle praktus. Kitteh too kwel 2 B a gargoyle. Naow doez hairless kittehs – DEY luk li3k dey practicing 2 B gargoyles.
naow, deh view iz fine iffen u r a gargoye — up at deh top of deh CAThedral, lukking down at all deh pegeons in dah square belo.
Yahbutt teh hareless kittehz aR two skinny to B gargolez. I tinks all kittehs B too spaciial to be sech ugly fings. How’d joo like a gargole to sleep in bett wif yU? I’d take teh non-hairy kitteh over teh stony-monster, I fink.
Ummmm
I r waaaaaaai to cute to be gargoylez.
Sorree.
Enjuneer Kitteh is testing wind tunnl.
Wind tunnl workz. Plz to turn off airfloh nao. Kthxbai.
Ore he iz praytending to be goggie wiff his hed out teh moving karr window. Trying to imagine whut teh attrakshun is!
Gargoyles is skary an has tung stickin out… I thinx dis is prolly liberry lion kitteh.
http://www.nypl.org/pr/lions.cfm
♫Quasimodo, Quasimodo, mans has kallded you…♫
i can has laxative?
Don’t bother me…… I’m trying to lay an egg.
ho kay, wii will eggzit now. bai.
Hee hee hee!
You has a fraygrense–
it B heavenly—
Ahhhhh…