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Naoh gimmee smoochees!
An den dah fishees!
But nawt nec - neesa - nawt reelee in dat oardur.
Aktully smoochies firsty. Dun leik fishie kissie
bedder thin prune-breff.
but fishie breff are teh nasty.
ai takes teh fishie oyl kapzuls een da mornin. sumtiems, ai has fishie breff burrarps.
eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Iz okai. We stil lubs u, TC&AC.
hmmm, dat muss be Y
this shiny guy
wantz to kizz youz…O_o!!!
LOL
fanku, fanku
{{{darrkwolff}}}
An’ Kitkay, u myte be ryte!
Ai also takes teh cinnanom kapsules … soes sumteims ai has cinnanomeny fishie breff burrarps.
Darrkwolffie, mah fren!
U maed it a grate Caturday bai been nawt second!!!
Tiem to sellabrate!
Whai fenk yew, Romeow! U iz gud peepz.
I duz trai 2 injoi Caturday az munch az I kin. B-)
Hao wud U liek to sellebrate?
We cud danse, sings, eets, watsh a moobie, goes to a consert, taek a trip, wine tassting, a teeme park, or ennyfing U wanna do. I bet dat derez lotz of peeps dat wud like to gits in on teh fun!
I can haz wine tassting?
Did sumbudy say ‘wine’?? I’m dere!
Wine tassting it is! Gud choyce!
I hab heer sum nise reds an sum cheeze n quakers.
Swish won wud U liek to start wif? Catburnay? Mernawt? Peeno Nowar? Boojohlay? Zinfundall? Bordoh? Shirraz? Shatenoof du Poop? Juss tew naem a few.
Iz prettie cleer ware dis parti iz going, sew doan wurry bout drinkin, I meens tassting ina rite order.
Oh! I not lod enuf ta drink! Ah! T_T
is your selebrashun an yous choose!
You gotta SeaWhirld down der in Tecks-us, right?
wine down der 2, i guess
Affer U gits sum wine, U shud strowl ober to teh cheez table.
We hab sum Cheddere, Bloo (awl types), Brii wrapped in poof pastree, Kamembear, Swish, Merkin, Mottsarella, Fetta, Jack, Prohvalone, Monster, an Parmazhan Reggiahno.
Derez moar in teh kitshun iffs U doan see wat U liek.
Halp urseffs.
mmmm dis Catburnay iz verrry gud! I likes sum Zharp Cheddere wif a craker, plz?
Y shur, 3heathens, hab a glass, I meens a taste…awwww hoo r we kiddings - fill up ur glass, hab sum cheez n quakers an enjoy Wolffie’z parti!
I will habs sum Catburnay wif U.
*background musik plais Red Red Wine*
Tanks, Romeow! Allus gud to hab a freind tu drinks wit!
Dat was gud Catburnay….. I can has sum Shatenoof du Poop naw? Wif bree and poofy pastree?
Tu Darrkwolff and de nawt be secunds pahrty! *clink*
Yes, letz moove on tew vino numero dos - teh noof du poop!
To Darrkwolff - the fwenweestest wolfie I noe.
Oh mah, teh bree wif poop iz still warmz. Meltee gooyee gud.
Dis wud be gud ona cheezburger.
Mmmm… I finks bree wif poof mus be da bestests gushyfuds for hoomans!!
wow, Romeow yew shur nos haw to frow a pardee! Ai em going tew start uff wif d Mouse-Kat-Eller ai fwound in d kisshen…an den…hmm….diffyclut desissesions!
Romeow - yoo has a reelee gud idea heer fur Darrkwolff - stranj we nawt think ov this befoar!
And ai sees yoo has thot ov ebbeethng - and yoo evn has mai favoriet! Ai’ll hav sum ov taht Mueller-Thurgau over there, pleese. To Dw and Romeow! *klink*
Ai just luked up and sawed 3heathen’s commint & red “Nawtee seconds partee” an ai thot - Taht wud maek a gud naym fur a rock band - sumwat liek “Col Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
Whai fenk yew, ebbereewun! U iz awl gud peeps!
An Romeow, I fink I wil haz teh Catburnay wif sum Kamembear. Iz yummeh!
*raises glass to all the revellers*
An yesh, Kitkay, der iz teh SeaWhirld down heer in Tecks-us. Iz much win!
An we also has teh Tecks-us wine 2.
no thanx, rather be in an undertow
undertow related tue mizzletow?
kizzez und cheezfischburer sammiches, kommin rite up, my seely-liddle frend!!!
Und herzlichen Glueckwuench zum being Firsty to Darrkwolff!!
come with me to the catsbar
Wud it Clash f I sang “Rock teh Catsbah, rok teh Catsbah…”
(aplologees 4 any eerwurms tihs mae cawz…
No tung plz. U also need breff mint.
….sinse dis onlee furst daet an awl….
plz keep yer flippers to yerself, k?
…an doan gimmeh no lienz.
“but i wuv u”
“u no how i feel u, I MEAN, feel about u, Candy, er Jane…i sez candy cuz u so sweeeeet”
unlez tehy ar see lienz
naow kissz nawo huggies til I getz a wedn ring!
_wowz beenz gon two daiz, lifez been complecticatin-
carz radamator go boomi! beenz in shop awl week nawt gettn bedda, getn wurser- naow carz mos likli has blowd hed gaskt (da garage didz it but wont ‘mit it) an carz no startz ani moars. cantz getz neaw carz, cantz fixez oldi carz….. dun nao whatz ta do.
gots ear ‘fection las week (an Iz almos 50!) earz still soars an da ringin in itz gettn two me plus Iz mosly def in lef earz naow…
lif nawt zo gud - go hugz kitteh naow……..
momcat
{{{{Momcat}}}} I noticed u wuz not heer-Iz sowwy u is havin sutch a hard tiem
momcat, hoap fingz getz bedder suun. i’z sendin yu hugz an gud thotz, k?
And ai’m sendin yoo hugz as well. Ear ‘fection so bad. Hard to think when yoo has them. And stoopee car, too. Sumtiems is almoast too mutch. Trubbels shudn’t bee gangin up awn yoo liek taht - butt they just donut care. But we do. Cudn’t yoo maybe find noo gud awld car fur cheepish? Rite nao seems liek a gud tiem. {{{{{momcat}}}}
fur wahtever gud it duz at a distanz, we ar heer fur yoo!!
Oh momcat, ai feelz yer pane….an ai am shure mostest ob us (naw, prolly AWL ob us) hab been frew dat…….an corse it hadda comn at Cristlmas too……ai hope u findz a wai oawt soon, but u gotta noes taht awl ob us heer r sen din u hugz an kisses and gud wishes….
u kan com cri awn our sholderz anityme….
Owwwwieeeee! Do no want ear aake! Mebee a kitteh will curl up fur a pillow fur U an teh warm purringz will soothe an drown owt teh ringing?
Care repairs are teh Pleh. Sowy U habs to deel wif dat stuffs. We hab a wine “tassting” goings on up above, mebee a liddle sippee wud be nise? It wont fix ur car, butts U wont care fur a few minits.
Sending U gud vibes {{{{{momcat}}}}}.
fanks eberbudi u maks me felz bedda. Fank u Romeow, I fink awl hab a glass uf da meowlo, ur rit-it duz makz da pane bedda.
kar gettn toed to da toyotama store tomarow-
(putz in moar gas, engin still no go, bery weird, I drovez it homez frum garage, den itz folded itz pawz n go nigh-nigh an it wont getz up!)
probly cost mani cheeseburgerz wich I don hab, bud o wellz, lif alwais doin sumfin to meez!
ear still hurtz, hab been on mucho mondo medicine fur a week, still gotz da cricketz singin in der. - wish de wud fink ub a neu song, dis wun gettn oldz…….
{{{{hugs}}}}} bak two awl ob u.
hopefuli bak soon- gascat doin da finalz fur college, himz furst. Himz be lurkin butz nawt hab much timz to talk…….
momcat
me finks breff mint naut enuff–gargoyle wiff Blister-ine!!
plzkthxbuy
yeah i dont see the mizzle tow
Dare B mizzle tow, for shizzle-tow…
lolseal sez
“u smelh mah boogars yet”
You bett I due–
Eskimo kiss–
don’t want!!!
OMG its my grandmother! Oh thats an otter…nevermind… lol
Ai think menee liddle kidz think taht wehn they has to kiss teh awld folkses!
Dat iz such a smoochable fase!
butt how yU snorgle himz tum-tum?
Berree caerfulolee.
yer rite, DW–snorgels mush B given wiff mush care an lub!!
Smels liek fish…
Mizzle Tow?
Doan prayten u doan no whut it iz.
Sumtimez Ai iz blahnd…
Tanks fur enli…inlit…teechin mee!
Iz mah plehzhure.
Mistletoe. If yus fin yuself unna mizzle tow wif sumwun, yu hafta kis dem.