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Naoh gimmee smoochees!
An den dah fishees!
But nawt nec – neesa – nawt reelee in dat oardur.
Aktully smoochies firsty. Dun leik fishie kissie
bedder thin prune-breff.
but fishie breff are teh nasty.
ai takes teh fishie oyl kapzuls een da mornin. sumtiems, ai has fishie breff burrarps.
eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Iz okai. We stil lubs u, TC&AC.
hmmm, dat muss be Y
this shiny guy
wantz to kizz youz…O_o!!!
LOL
fanku, fanku
{{{darrkwolff}}}
An’ Kitkay, u myte be ryte!
Ai also takes teh cinnanom kapsules … soes sumteims ai has cinnanomeny fishie breff burrarps.
Darrkwolffie, mah fren!
U maed it a grate Caturday bai been nawt second!!!
Tiem to sellabrate!
Whai fenk yew, Romeow! U iz gud peepz.
I duz trai 2 injoi Caturday az munch az I kin. B-)
Hao wud U liek to sellebrate?
We cud danse, sings, eets, watsh a moobie, goes to a consert, taek a trip, wine tassting, a teeme park, or ennyfing U wanna do. I bet dat derez lotz of peeps dat wud like to gits in on teh fun!
I can haz wine tassting?
Did sumbudy say ‘wine’?? I’m dere!
Wine tassting it is! Gud choyce!
I hab heer sum nise reds an sum cheeze n quakers.
Swish won wud U liek to start wif? Catburnay? Mernawt? Peeno Nowar? Boojohlay? Zinfundall? Bordoh? Shirraz? Shatenoof du Poop? Juss tew naem a few.
Iz prettie cleer ware dis parti iz going, sew doan wurry bout drinkin, I meens tassting ina rite order.
Oh! I not lod enuf ta drink! Ah! T_T
is your selebrashun an yous choose!
You gotta SeaWhirld down der in Tecks-us, right?
wine down der 2, i guess
Affer U gits sum wine, U shud strowl ober to teh cheez table.
We hab sum Cheddere, Bloo (awl types), Brii wrapped in poof pastree, Kamembear, Swish, Merkin, Mottsarella, Fetta, Jack, Prohvalone, Monster, an Parmazhan Reggiahno.
Derez moar in teh kitshun iffs U doan see wat U liek.
Halp urseffs.
mmmm dis Catburnay iz verrry gud! I likes sum Zharp Cheddere wif a craker, plz?
Y shur, 3heathens, hab a glass, I meens a taste…awwww hoo r we kiddings – fill up ur glass, hab sum cheez n quakers an enjoy Wolffie’z parti!
I will habs sum Catburnay wif U.
*background musik plais Red Red Wine*
Tanks, Romeow! Allus gud to hab a freind tu drinks wit!
Dat was gud Catburnay….. I can has sum Shatenoof du Poop naw? Wif bree and poofy pastree?
Tu Darrkwolff and de nawt be secunds pahrty! *clink*
Yes, letz moove on tew vino numero dos – teh noof du poop!
To Darrkwolff – the fwenweestest wolfie I noe.
Oh mah, teh bree wif poop iz still warmz. Meltee gooyee gud.
Dis wud be gud ona cheezburger.
Mmmm… I finks bree wif poof mus be da bestests gushyfuds for hoomans!!
wow, Romeow yew shur nos haw to frow a pardee! Ai em going tew start uff wif d Mouse-Kat-Eller ai fwound in d kisshen…an den…hmm….diffyclut desissesions!
Romeow – yoo has a reelee gud idea heer fur Darrkwolff – stranj we nawt think ov this befoar!
And ai sees yoo has thot ov ebbeethng – and yoo evn has mai favoriet! Ai’ll hav sum ov taht Mueller-Thurgau over there, pleese. To Dw and Romeow! *klink*
Ai just luked up and sawed 3heathen’s commint & red “Nawtee seconds partee” an ai thot – Taht wud maek a gud naym fur a rock band – sumwat liek “Col Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers.”
Whai fenk yew, ebbereewun! U iz awl gud peeps!
An Romeow, I fink I wil haz teh Catburnay wif sum Kamembear. Iz yummeh!
*raises glass to all the revellers*
An yesh, Kitkay, der iz teh SeaWhirld down heer in Tecks-us. Iz much win!
An we also has teh Tecks-us wine 2.
no thanx, rather be in an undertow
undertow related tue mizzletow?
kizzez und cheezfischburer sammiches, kommin rite up, my seely-liddle frend!!!
Und herzlichen Glueckwuench zum being Firsty to Darrkwolff!!
come with me to the catsbar
Wud it Clash f I sang “Rock teh Catsbah, rok teh Catsbah…”
(aplologees 4 any eerwurms tihs mae cawz…)
No tung plz. U also need breff mint.
….sinse dis onlee furst daet an awl….
plz keep yer flippers to yerself, k?
…an doan gimmeh no lienz.
“but i wuv u”
“u no how i feel u, I MEAN, feel about u, Candy, er Jane…i sez candy cuz u so sweeeeet”
unlez tehy ar see lienz
naow kissz nawo huggies til I getz a wedn ring!
_wowz beenz gon two daiz, lifez been complecticatin-
carz radamator go boomi! beenz in shop awl week nawt gettn bedda, getn wurser- naow carz mos likli has blowd hed gaskt (da garage didz it but wont ‘mit it) an carz no startz ani moars. cantz getz neaw carz, cantz fixez oldi carz….. dun nao whatz ta do.
gots ear ‘fection las week (an Iz almos 50!) earz still soars an da ringin in itz gettn two me plus Iz mosly def in lef earz naow…
lif nawt zo gud – go hugz kitteh naow……..
momcat
{{{{Momcat}}}} I noticed u wuz not heer-Iz sowwy u is havin sutch a hard tiem
momcat, hoap fingz getz bedder suun. i’z sendin yu hugz an gud thotz, k?
And ai’m sendin yoo hugz as well. Ear ‘fection so bad. Hard to think when yoo has them. And stoopee car, too. Sumtiems is almoast too mutch. Trubbels shudn’t bee gangin up awn yoo liek taht – butt they just donut care. But we do. Cudn’t yoo maybe find noo gud awld car fur cheepish? Rite nao seems liek a gud tiem. {{{{{momcat}}}}
fur wahtever gud it duz at a distanz, we ar heer fur yoo!!
Oh momcat, ai feelz yer pane….an ai am shure mostest ob us (naw, prolly AWL ob us) hab been frew dat…….an corse it hadda comn at Cristlmas too……ai hope u findz a wai oawt soon, but u gotta noes taht awl ob us heer r sen din u hugz an kisses and gud wishes….
u kan com cri awn our sholderz anityme….
Owwwwieeeee! Do no want ear aake! Mebee a kitteh will curl up fur a pillow fur U an teh warm purringz will soothe an drown owt teh ringing?
Care repairs are teh Pleh. Sowy U habs to deel wif dat stuffs. We hab a wine “tassting” goings on up above, mebee a liddle sippee wud be nise? It wont fix ur car, butts U wont care fur a few minits.
Sending U gud vibes {{{{{momcat}}}}}.
fanks eberbudi u maks me felz bedda. Fank u Romeow, I fink awl hab a glass uf da meowlo, ur rit-it duz makz da pane bedda.
kar gettn toed to da toyotama store tomarow-
(putz in moar gas, engin still no go, bery weird, I drovez it homez frum garage, den itz folded itz pawz n go nigh-nigh an it wont getz up!)
probly cost mani cheeseburgerz wich I don hab, bud o wellz, lif alwais doin sumfin to meez!
ear still hurtz, hab been on mucho mondo medicine fur a week, still gotz da cricketz singin in der. – wish de wud fink ub a neu song, dis wun gettn oldz…….
{{{{hugs}}}}} bak two awl ob u.
hopefuli bak soon- gascat doin da finalz fur college, himz furst. Himz be lurkin butz nawt hab much timz to talk…….
momcat
me finks breff mint naut enuff–gargoyle wiff Blister-ine!!
plzkthxbuy
yeah i dont see the mizzle tow
Dare B mizzle tow, for shizzle-tow…
lolseal sez
“u smelh mah boogars yet”
You bett I due–
Eskimo kiss–
don’t want!!!
OMG its my grandmother! Oh thats an otter…nevermind… lol
Ai think menee liddle kidz think taht wehn they has to kiss teh awld folkses!
Dat iz such a smoochable fase!
butt how yU snorgle himz tum-tum?
Berree caerfulolee.
yer rite, DW–snorgels mush B given wiff mush care an lub!!
Smels liek fish…
Mizzle Tow?
Doan prayten u doan no whut it iz.
Sumtimez Ai iz blahnd…
Tanks fur enli…inlit…teechin mee!
Iz mah plehzhure.
Mistletoe. If yus fin yuself unna mizzle tow wif sumwun, yu hafta kis dem.
Muzzle Toe?
Mozzle Toff?
An a berry mozzley toff to joo, my frend
dare B enny kizzin. unner teh mozzel foff?
Jus not camel toe (sorry I blame Stend … waves vigourously…HI STEND)
We awl blame stend!!! It is a ponderous chayn. . .
Heeheehee!
U haz a smell.
it B like sea-(LOL’z) !
Hai! Teh seel be resting his I-lidz, too!
I needz 2 chek main fur hoalz.
Der iz a jok bout a norti man hav mizzle tow rond himz wayst!
Iz himz frum Nantukkit?
Fink so. Iz eberywun fwom Nantukkit wude?
Der wons waz a man from Nantukkit
hoos LoLrus wanted a bukkit
Teh man sais “I noes
it waz on an eys floes”
N teh LoLrus sed “nebermynd, ***kit!”
ManfredMom – WIN!!!
Nisely dun!
Eggs sellent!!!!! FTW!!!! ROFLMAO
Hai Xeres – nyce to see yoo again!
And yur so rite – ai just copies “Eggs sellent!!!!! FTW!!!! ROFLMAO”
Lolruz~lyke seel knoez
dere’z a Bukkitt arownd heer
summ wayrz. Himz wantz it!
Hewminz awllwayz habz
feesheez 2 nom. Feesheez libz
inz misseeng Bukkitt
Seel myte eeben shayr
feesheez wif fuzzee liddill
Bayr. Ifz himz asks nyse
Jack.
I see you got off the cheez table to make yur piece…(see above comment)
fuzzee lddill bayr nots sew liddill no moars! Knut dids a birfday n ternded won!
lolseal iz lookin fur hiz haidee cloom…
Y hims lukin fur sumfing anoyingz?
Ooo, yee-ah, I be luking furr buckit-steeler!!!
Umm sorry, I like lolspeak but I didnt get this one, what does “you do not see za mizzle tow” mean?
“don’t pretend
you don’t see the missletoe”
I mean “mistletoe”–I naut a gud spellor!
Andrey – whar ar yoo frum? Cud bee yoo duzn’t know whut the mistletoe is fur??
ai guesses wes from russia.
wes dont uses mistletoe to kiss seals, no.
u r
“seal”ed wit a kisz.
Lolwin!
Do i wanna go sealing with you….uh no, but there’s this cat i know that mite
izhee 1 of dos terkish van swimming cats?
psst CEILING cat
you stolded my lien :p :p :p
*SMMMMOOOO* rite on da seely faze!
ai lubz da seelz!
Pukker ups fer teh krissmuss seelz! Noes likkings plz.
Keees me, you fooel!
I’z redee fur mah cloas-up, Meester Duhmill!
wade a minite—”make-up–wee knees yU here to powder teh nose !!!”
Bringz eggstrah powdur!
Cum closer, mah deer.
Letz see iffs ur kiss gits mah seal ov aprooble.
*whispers* Hi, eye m spi fur da lolrus. Eye m infil, infultra…spyin on u guyz an getting tu bee ur fren, sew eye can tell lolrus who stole hiz bukket. Sew don pay ani tenshon tu mee, eye just wun uff u awlz. Now goez bout yor nermal biznezz.
Go on.
Make de commentz.
Eye jus be listenin.
Nuttin abby normal herez.
Whut? Did sumbuddy sai sumthin? No? Onlee me heared it? K…
No wunder wii had da feeling dat sumone wus watching us!
This pic reminds me of a certain brown, round, kissy pit bull with a pink naz. She points her naz and mouf at you and says: “Kish pls.”
hoo boy how do u say no to a PIT BULL? “Um no I really not good enuf fer u”
my ruummaytz fambly haz pit bull, an she bee teh moast goofyest goggie i ebber seen. if yu sez no (awr yez, awr ennyfink at awl) to her, she jus smyl awl happi an settlz daon at yr feetz. wunz she kuddl up in mai lap eeben. she be teh silly.
Dis one’s my fayvurit!
Dey sey meel widdout cheez leik kizzen man widdout moostash!
Lolseal gotz him lotza moostach.
But i radder has teh cheez, kthx.
mwaaa! mmmmmwwaaa! i no sees mizzle tows but shur lurfs dem fishy kissys.
dis hanzum selkie needz a kees.
heemz so shinee and softz. hoa ken yu nawt lub dat faze?
shur heems smelz fishee but heemz needz smoochez jues lyke de kittehs.
my kittehs hab de gushie fuds bref and smooches dem. fayr is fayr.
U gots to lub dem awl eekwally, no matters wat der breff smellz liek.
Ebbreybuddeh needz snorgles n schmoo – peeps an aminules.
is tru. in olden dais wen i wus yung and kissed lotsa mans…wel..less jus say dis sea critter prolly smells better ‘n sum ob dem….dem 70s wernt aul dey wer crakked up to bee.
Mah Wiskers–
Let me show them too joo.
Yore naught kitten’
ths iz the Qtest evar
yr jedi mind tricks
no workie on me, seal
…cuz you aint no jedi
Me muvver took her 2-grade clas to da Qwareeumz, an da see lion kist 1 uv da lil girlies, and she cryded cuz she din laik da wet.
Lil gurl wuz not reddee fur teh wet wuns.
Seal wit a…nah 2 EZ
I sees the mizzletow! I will give lots smoochies!
No, no, iz not missletow, is FISSeltoe. Meenz I gib da lolseal lots of fissies and don’t get fissy-smellin’ kisseseses.
I can haz kissies?
it’s the favorite!
it’s the faaaavorite!
hey guise letz make comments bout wut an animals is prbly thinkin in dis situation itll be funny.