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kitty looks foamy
liek da skwirrel?
Looks mad enough….!
…or a schnauzer?
foamy skwirrel rocks!
U will feal teh rath uv mah nutz! I swarez!
I don’t know of the foamy squirrel
Link plz?
I tried to leave a link a day ago but it seems not to have come through.
Try scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy if you are still interested.
And watch out for the hot french fries.
Thanks
I don’t wanna be buried
in a pet semetary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEOZA2k3Plw
Just wayt… all da bheezburgers in da werld wont help joo eskayp my rath!!!
ment cheezburgerz… sowwy
I like beezchurgers, to.
And YOU, Miserable Human….I will take YOU to Hell with me!!!!!!!
bheezburgers kindalike cheezburgers only wif bacon n blu chz… nom nom nom.
Hall & Oates kitteh sez: Lazzr eyes, they’re watchin’ you
They see yer every moov
Hall & Oates mah favrit groop frum teh 80s. Dis iz much winz!
*lol*
nice.
But in teh mornin, madam, yu will be sober wherass Ai will….dammit!
Winston Churchill FDW
reminds me of a bad zombie moovie… I definitely Do Not Want to meet this kitteh on a dark and stormy night.
28 Nomz Laytur. O_o
Do Not Want to meet *period*!
Tonite wyl U sleep
Tis MY turn wid de clippers!
I TOLDED yoo to reed teh instrushun buk for teh elektrik klippers befour yoo started. Nao my hare-do, it is RUINT!
Scrappy cat not reddy foar scrap, scrappy cat reddy to SCRAP! Brink it OAWN suc’a!
http://www.happylolday.com
Oh it awlredee brotten!
de ghost ob dat won life lost
shall hawnt yur ebbery wakingz momments !!!
yoo can feelz de toe mibbles noaw…
an datz juz de beginningz !!
Kitteh may habs ate libes left, but hyoomin r doomed! Ur deth, let me show u it.
IDDQD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iddqd
tanks, DMarie, Ai needed taht.
I stealz ur soulz in ur sleeps.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Ur soul
I will eat it
1. Consuum alkuhol
2. Clip kitteh
3. Akksept consukwensus
Az Eezy Az…!
baadz fur dae? (^ ^ ?)
SToopid hooman…. din u seen Pet Sematery?
Lazer kitteh NOT be set to “stun”
yu r amuzd nao but ceiling cat be my unkle.
we putz in de camera in yur bedrume ceiling.
youtubez be mai revinje. i wil b muchlee amuzed necxs week.
He looks like Jamie from ‘Mythbusters’! LOL
U needs tu be vairy cairful the nex time you are sleeping, cuz I hav planz for ur next haircut!
Groomer needs better training :p
Best. EVER.
Yup, I gots eyt left.
Yu gots wun?
I nawt lyk yer chanses.
Pointy enz now has lazer guidance
Oh Momma whi WHI WHI U do dis to me?
Wevenges. I has it.
I HATE U SO HARD!!!!!!
Doan get too cockee.
Wun of deez dais, kitteh, u will meet a challenjer kitteh with one moar lief
than you.
Kitteh nawtz go~eeng
enneewayrz enneetymez sune!
Himz habz purrr~sistanss
Sillkee wytez furr andz
deesull oyl doan’t mix. Kitteh
didz nawt wantz dis baff!
Kitteh beez nawt wetz
sune ennuff… Noat 2 selff. Duz
nawt Napz neer furniss!
Jack.
Whut happens to dis kitteh??
OH the cat came back
the very next day,
they though she was a goner
but the kitty came back……
8? luks lyke a goner alreddy!
I meyd yu a Necronomicon,
but I red it.
“What we doez 2nite Brain”….Same ting we doez evernite Pinky, try to take over da wurld!”
Poor kitteh! Wut dun happenz 2 ur cote?
(It b clipped?)
ALL GLOREE TO TEH HYPNO-KITTEH!!!
Al Gore to teh Norff Poal
aww, poor kitty
Crikey-here we have the elusive Schnauzerkat—isn’t she a beaut?
Plz to put fabrik sofner in drier an set mee to Fluff, kthx
OMG that is so SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coifure!!
do not want!!
Pet Semtary kittah is baaaaaack
this is SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!
This is just plain mean. It looks like some of the whiskers have been cut off which completely throws off a cat’s balance. This is just cruel.
creeper kitteh gives me nightmares now
AAGGGGGGHHH!!! ZOMBI KITTEH!!!!!!
I has bad haircut.
I also has dead hooman.
Remindz me tu never get hair cut at beooty collge agin.
This cat looks like it is made of mashed potatoes!!
tayto kitteh
no. I do not tink dat de groomar want too much, TANK U.
Iz you teh gate keeper? I iz teh keymaster! ZUUULLLLLLLLL
Well, I didn’t fink that any kitteh wuz fiercesum enuff to rlly be a gargole, butt this 1 makes mii tink otherwise!!
O_0, O_O, O_o, *_*, >_<, etc………………………………
I lovez it…
Iz cherchill teh pet semetery kitteh! RUN!
this is hilarious!!
scury…
Teh kitteh is MAD! XD