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Hey Macarena!
Congrats on *not firsts* Tribble!… *does old 90’s dance*
(errm, ai mint nawt zecents….an’ cungwats…an’ ever ting ells en lawlspeek!) – oops.
mai lawlspeek neds werk. *pouts*
Ees phine tigress. Eye noez whut u ment. Doan pout, eet taykez tyme. U wanna no wut iz reli bad iz wen u triez tu rite corect. U cant spel nuttin rite n e moar.
I here dat…oops, I mean I hear that.
Meny happehz fur U Ms. Tribble!
Tank ewe Tribble! =^.^=
Tank u tigrress.
Trib: YAAAAAAAAAYFTWOMGBBQ!!!!1!!!!
BYW, I lieked it too.
Eye unnerstand FTW.
Eye unnerstand OMG.
But BBQ? R wii havin a cook owt?
Trib, in meni waiz, I iz a “cargo cult” commenter. I seez “LOLWTFBBQ in sumwun elses comment, so I uses it, cause I finks I unnerstand. It jus means “extraspecialsupercalifragilistic” LOLs for you.
HI Cheezmates!!!
Speekin of BBQ, I red teh most amazing thing about Kangaroo farts on Yahoo teh odder day–hole on, i’ll get to teh poynt–it seams that Kangaroos have sum kind ob spacial bakteria inder gutz which makes teh flatchewlance naut have methane, like cattle do.
(cattels, eben tho tehy be nachural beasts, fart out tons of methane gas ebbery day und thus contribute in a beeggg way to greanhaus gasses, right?) An teh scientists is tryin to figger out how to git these ‘gud germs’ into the cow guts (no, not into tripe–into LIVE cow guts!), so-as peepz kin raze kattle more green-ly like. (hey–dis wood help our pololer bear frens and there icey-kaps, maybe?). And—here’s the kanga/BBQ part–some folkses aR alredy starting too raze an eat teh kanga’s demselves, and dey sey iz a clean, low-phat meet. Roos–less gaseous an more nootrishus!!!????!!1111!
dere de cattle from down undah…
sumsing nice too go wiff yur vegemite !!
fanks foar awll de faqz, yipp !
Fankyoo fore this infarm…innfor…good facts..somfing this oztrayleeyan did not no.
Maus – what yoo say is relevant too mai inurests – moastlee becuz ai reelee generallee speeking dont hav a cloo what ai am doing! Google has been a beeg halp, as well as peepl liek Teho, stend, DMarie and lolcatblurglar.
In fact, it was while lolcatburglar wuz posing as “nawt-Teho” in an effort to halp mee wif a problem taht set us off awn the “Unfortunate Incident wif Teho and the 16 Ownz Mokka wif Extry Spresso.”
Butt ai still hav mutch to lern, and u seems to know a lot. So – what is reelee a “cargo cult” commenter (ai bleeve ai may bee wun too) and do yoo have ene idea what BBQ reelee stans for.
Ai lerned long ago teh hard way nawt to use werds iffn ai wasn’t qwite positive whut tehy ment!
Hi Jan___!!!
Yah, I ran intoo teh BBQ thing a foo thinz l8ly, an I finely googled BBQ–an frum whut eye unnerstand, it doesn’t stan furr annyfing specifik, butt some peepz who aR rlly into LEET speek ore such wear they use a lot of initials to abbreethiate stuff–lol, rolf, onanonanon, etc. dey sumtimes put the BBQ at teh end of the string of letterz fore emfasis (supercala. etc tipe thing) or maybee a bit pokey-funny at teh ridiculamaus strings ob letterz-*an frow BBQ in four gud measure*.
My ushual sorse to figger owt deese strange strings of alfabets and odder new-fangled werds is a website called urbandictionary.com. It sumtimes be a bit raunchy four my taystes, butt it rlly helps mee wiff teh modern hip (ore whutever) wurds an cultural memes. itz got hunnerd’s of werds, eye guess–an teh defintionz aR sended in by users–sort of like how we make commints on ICHC, an sew a given wurd may have sevebel suggested definishuns (sum will be toung-in-cheek or off-color maybe), an teh users can vote dem thums up ore tumbs down–kinda lyke we gib cheezbergerz to each odders remarks.
yU will alzo fynd dat dere be lot’s of smart-a’s, hoo make up silly definishuns–like awl kinds of wierd stuff that BBQ “might” stand fore, butt joo kan git a pritty gud unnerstanding of teh werds an frases in it.
I hope dis may be of help for yU, more dan it grosses yU. I donnt kare furr sum of teh stuff in it, butt I dont know ennyodder plaze dat doez this kind ob thing.
Best,
Yippee!!!
thank yoo verree mutch, Yippie!
OMG NOOOOOOO !!! http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
Awnlee $50! Wadda bargan! Stranjlee, horifilyinglee kyootliek.
Royal Blue wigs – for kittehs! – Not in this country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UK)
I finz dat dee iorny fing here iz dat dey be donatin deyr proseeds to teh american sosighetee fur teh prevenshun of crultee tew aminals. Ai agreez iz eerly kyute…but…but… wtf?
Eye wuz wit Dumbledor wen hee foughted he hu mus not bee nameded.
Whups, eye ment deestroyded da ring dat wuz a horecrux.
I would’ve gone with “U CAN’T C ME”
wat’s dis–sum kinda Australian Sign Language???
Stop in teh naem ov lub…
ha! 5 dollar, lub yoo long tiem.
tie me kangaroo down, sport
an wach me wallabees feed
or is dat lollabies
tan me hyd wen Im ded, Fred….
So we tand hiz hyd wen he dyed, Clyde
an dats it hangin on teh shed
All together now….
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don’t go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!
The Gripping Hand…
Bueller… Bueller??
teh claw
How owd r U?
Iz thissss menny.
Yesh, yU aR, hunny-bunny—jus old enuf to go to Kanga-garten, my sweet liddle joey!!!
Manos, the hands of fate.
kthx
buh-bie
Kangaroo Lub Chewlit sais
I r nawt fat.
(Jennifurr Lub Hewlitt)
Peepl heer ar rairlee, but nebbertehless sumtiems, slo.
I.
R.
Nawt.
Slo.
I.
R.
Nawt.
Rly.
Fazz.
Ethr.
rlly?
I didn’t meen to insalt ennybuddeh.
Teh Cheez Peeps r alwais talkin bout sumpin I habs to luk up.
I juss frot that I went a liddle too far out dere wif changinz teh naem, and nobuddeh gotz it. No burgers fur meh. Dats OK, iz bettr to hab no burgers den charity burgers.
Iffs I hab to splain it, iz no gud. I Fail.
but i din’t git it, so i glald u splayned. seems liek lots of dese comints ober mai hed lately.
I
R
Slo.
Romeow! *gas[* you do????? Has to luk things up? Ai feel SOOO mutch bedder nao. Yoo awlaiz seem to mee to bee so ultra kewl, so “with it,” so up awn moast pop kulchure things – etc, etc, etc. Yoo kint recite approriate lyirks frum sawng after sawng.
Whereas ai ushuallee feel pritte mutch “What on erth ar tehy talking abawt?” Sumtiems awl is reveeled so bai and bai, sumiems nawt. Sumtiems ai ask. . an sum kine sole is alwaiz there to tell mee.
Enehao, ai did nawt meen taht enewun waz insulted. Awn the contraree – iz gud to toss awt teh tuffies an see if enebudee bites. Ai just thot it was verree funnie taht yoo waited so lawng and dind’t even hav a nibble!
Ai cudn’t nibble – ai had no idea! But ai reelee thot sumwun else wud! And luk wut a reelee adorabul reply we got outta Dw! Teh ping pong heer. . .liek reelee grate improv theatre.
oh 3rin, (lol – reelee) yoo ar nawt slo. Cud it bee. . .cud it reelee bee. . .taht menee ov us feel this way?Google stox soar az peepl frum LOLcatland trai to fynd awwt wut everywun else bee tawking abaut!
Oh, Janet, U maek meh blush.
Songs n currant ebents cum EZ fur meh, butts I had better start wachin moar moobies to keeps up wif awl the Cheez Peeps.
We has Cheez Peeps frum awl ober teh whirled, so I fink ur rite, mosst peeps hab to luk fings up. At leest I hope Iz in teh majoridy of peeps wif dat.
Hao fun wud it b iffs we cud hab a Cheez Peeps Reyoonyon? Wud b wunnerful to meets U an awl mah obber Chez Frenz!
MA!!! i maiderd u a prezinc wit my hand.. wanna see it…???
erm,,, it beez in mii poket i tink…
Iz healfeer to b pare shape
dan appule shape.
I darez U to cum ober heer an cawl meh
thunder thighs again. U wan sum ov dis?
got poynty endz?
I gibs noo meening to
bunneh kiks ov deth.
DATS nawt a bunneh kick…
DIS iss a bunneh kick!
/Kangaroo Dundee
LOL! Ur teh funee! Love teh Lolroo, or is it Kangalol, or Lolkangaroo?
it belongz two teh Meeow’sup-eelol family
I gots HYUGE bunnee feets tho- teh bettur 2 keek u wit mai deer!
HALT
nun shall paz
Eye will PAWS
*she sed thotfully*
butt ai naut stop.
I haz no skwerrel wif u, gud Sur Niet. Butz I muss craws dis brij.
whut iz yore favoryte kolor?
Blue.
No, yelllooooOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwww!
Hi Hand. How ar yu tidday?
pritty grate, akshully,
an’ g’day to you, tou!!!
I gots a Fwench manicure today. U likes?
kool–looks berry goth
(umm, french goth–like notre dame, maybee?)
Oi!
A dingo ate me baby.
Awl deez fingers n no posable fumb.
Gipped.
butt yU aR a spacial Kreeture—a reel life
Meow-s’up-ee-LOL!!!
Plz wait whilst Iz put on mai azz kickin gloves.
Then I shall kick yer azz!1!
okai. i waits. hry up
Michael Jackson’s new look?
whut, he’z gots brown hare awl ober hiz bodie, an big sticky-up earz? Will teh plastik sergery nebber end?
I has something in mai pocket foar u
nuthin up my sleeve–
Presto–
A rabbet!!!
Awwwwww (as in martial arts, not cutesy)
Everbuddy was Kangaru-fu fighting….Those roos as fast as lightning
In fact was a liddle bit frightening, the way they drank their tea with expert timing (artistic license, i kin have it)
Fu-fighter (Got Mentos)?!
an die-et-croak?
I be hitchhikin’ bush style, eh?
an wen yoo get throo talking…
pika fingah !!!
hay mate, chek this owt – oi kin tawk Ozzie… and Italyun.
Lookit! Issa lolaby.
Skinamarinky dinky dink, skinamarinky doo…. IIIIIIIII looooooooove yooooooooou….
Omg, blast frum mah passt! Wuznt dad de elephant show?
yep, shayron, loiss, en bramz lolephant sho.
See dis paw, Imma snap ya sillez witit
nuttin’ up mai sleeev….
Invisibul surgikul gluv
Proctologist the Kangaroo
will see you now.
Ooooo…
Yur naym fits dis joak reel gud.
Nao less C……duz dis kolor luk gud an’duz it mash mai fur? Ai heer Jack wheel bee at par-tay to knight.
LUK MUM!
ma handz ar all dwirtie!
datt one made me laff out loud, tanks.
Tihs lollaby be waving at Skippy teh Bush Kangaroo. Was taht, Skippy? OMG!!!1! Sonny Hammond be fallin dahn teh mine shaft? Qwik! Fetching teh lollabies an savings him.
i m strayan (rlly!) n i think it is WALLABY not kangaroo. mite also b paddymelon. not kangaroo, 2 small. ta m8
LOLROO