Ees phine tigress. Eye noez whut u ment. Doan pout, eet taykez tyme. U wanna no wut iz reli bad iz wen u triez tu rite corect. U cant spel nuttin rite n e moar.

HI Cheezmates!!!

Speekin of BBQ, I red teh most amazing thing about Kangaroo farts on Yahoo teh odder day–hole on, i’ll get to teh poynt–it seams that Kangaroos have sum kind ob spacial bakteria inder gutz which makes teh flatchewlance naut have methane, like cattle do.
(cattels, eben tho tehy be nachural beasts, fart out tons of methane gas ebbery day und thus contribute in a beeggg way to greanhaus gasses, right?) An teh scientists is tryin to figger out how to git these ‘gud germs’ into the cow guts (no, not into tripe–into LIVE cow guts!), so-as peepz kin raze kattle more green-ly like. (hey–dis wood help our pololer bear frens and there icey-kaps, maybe?). And—here’s the kanga/BBQ part–some folkses aR alredy starting too raze an eat teh kanga’s demselves, and dey sey iz a clean, low-phat meet. Roos–less gaseous an more nootrishus!!!????!!1111!

Maus - what yoo say is relevant too mai inurests - moastlee becuz ai reelee generallee speeking dont hav a cloo what ai am doing! Google has been a beeg halp, as well as peepl liek Teho, stend, DMarie and lolcatblurglar.

In fact, it was while lolcatburglar wuz posing as “nawt-Teho” in an effort to halp mee wif a problem taht set us off awn the “Unfortunate Incident wif Teho and the 16 Ownz Mokka wif Extry Spresso.”

Butt ai still hav mutch to lern, and u seems to know a lot. So - what is reelee a “cargo cult” commenter (ai bleeve ai may bee wun too) and do yoo have ene idea what BBQ reelee stans for.

Ai lerned long ago teh hard way nawt to use werds iffn ai wasn’t qwite positive whut tehy ment!

or is dat lollabies

tan me hyd wen Im ded, Fred….

So we tand hiz hyd wen he dyed, Clyde
an dats it hangin on teh shed

All together now….

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don’t go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!

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Nawt.

Rly.

Fazz.

Ethr.

but i din’t git it, so i glald u splayned. seems liek lots of dese comints ober mai hed lately.
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Romeow! *gas[* you do????? Has to luk things up? Ai feel SOOO mutch bedder nao. Yoo awlaiz seem to mee to bee so ultra kewl, so “with it,” so up awn moast pop kulchure things - etc, etc, etc. Yoo kint recite approriate lyirks frum sawng after sawng.

Whereas ai ushuallee feel pritte mutch “What on erth ar tehy talking abawt?” Sumtiems awl is reveeled so bai and bai, sumiems nawt. Sumtiems ai ask. . an sum kine sole is alwaiz there to tell mee.

Enehao, ai did nawt meen taht enewun waz insulted. Awn the contraree - iz gud to toss awt teh tuffies an see if enebudee bites. Ai just thot it was verree funnie taht yoo waited so lawng and dind’t even hav a nibble!

Ai cudn’t nibble - ai had no idea! But ai reelee thot sumwun else wud! And luk wut a reelee adorabul reply we got outta Dw! Teh ping pong heer. . .liek reelee grate improv theatre.

LOL! Ur teh funee! Love teh Lolroo, or is it Kangalol, or Lolkangaroo?