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Sry. Kitteh is too busy right nao.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

hobbsiecat

Wen xmas trees go bad . . .

leaf

Mommy! Call the fire dept, I’m stuck!

Oh wait, I only a few inches off the ground, iz ok…wait tils i reach the top

 
stend

it’s the new cat paw ornament from ronco !!! I’m seeing a whole tree covered with these, animated, waving and making meweling sounds to the tune of ‘we wish you a merry christmas’ but completely out of sync

leaf

4 Easy payments of 9.99…operators are standing by!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Sumbuddee cud maek a lot ov munnee selling these paw ornaminz to us, ai’ll bet. Ai wud bai wun!

 
 
 
Anukki

But can I turn it on and off with “The Clapper?”

spykes_mom

clapp awn!
clapp awf!
clapp awn clapp awf…

 
 
spykes_mom

whai stend ai fink it wud bee a bess-sellur! yess indeed…ai’b bin lukin fur teh neckst grate ideeah to mayke mah furst millyun n ai fink dis be it! wanna goe intoo bidness wiv mee?

 
 
Cookie's human

I sense that any moment, the tree will fall over, and kitteh will go scurrying until he is far enough away to look innocent. But of course, kittehs usually wait until the tree is fully decorated before knocking it over (and really, isn’t that one of the reasons we love them?). This kitteh’s Hand of Christmas Tree Death reaching out to hurry the decorations (or to snag pointy ends into passing sweater) only shows kitteh’s Holiday Excitement.

lowly grunt

mah kitteh didnaot nok ovar tree; him just liekt 2 clim it. ah wud coem home an find ormanets all ovar the floar an yel at hyoomin kittehs to stop messin wif dah tree. den wum dai ah heers *rustle, rustle, jingle, tinkle* an turns to find oar kitteh kitteh climin dah tree wif de mostest intens faec evar. Ah finks he wuz treyein to gets to dah top an ah laffed and he sayz “uh oh” an runs off and ah goes an pologizes to mah hyooman kittehs for blaymin dems for messes dat dey didnaot do

Cookie's human

I too once had a “undecorate only” pair of black kittehs: but they would only remove the red ornaments (it was an artistic statement). Another long ago kitteh - an orange Best Cat - would climb into a flocked tree, curl up, and purr loudly - he pretended he was in a snow cave. And we had a purring tree….

Ah, memories of Christmas kittehs past….

mary O'Spockn

Dikens ref- frum Kittsmas Karol?- ghost of Kittehs past

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Taht’s gud, but ai wud think moar like Proust “Remembrance of Things Past.”

 
kitkay

wade a minute—Proust???—an you sez U naught unnerstand sum ob teh references in sum odder cheezpeepz comets??

I can has Proust Lessons? (from Janet)

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLZ!! Proust be teh eezee. It’s teh pyooter gaymes an pop sawngs ‘n stuff laik taht ai haz teh problems wif! Akshullee - ai luvs gaymes. Wuz furst wun awn mai blok (so to speek) to hav an Atari. An ai wuz litening fast! But - tehn - ai got - reel bizzy an got out ov touch.

If sumwun finallee says a nayme taht can bee googled, ai luks things up. So ai no a liddle bit abawt it - but nawt the sayme, ov corse.

 
 
 
 
 
iamhoff

Ah wuz finkin teh saym ting! Winz! An’ furst tu boot!

 
hobbsiecat

Ai can has nawt sekund dans? Kthxbai.

mary O'Spockn

patienz, yu has it! we wuz takin kat nap an furrgot to danz fur yu-sowwy
the danze-wich wun???
tu da toon uf Rokin roun da Kttsmas tree?
ennybodee gots new werds fur dis eer wurm song appropi er, aprop, um to fit da sitwashun?

hobbsiecat

Fank u, MO’S! Rokin roun da Kitkatmas twee wud b teh fun! Ai dunt dans tu gud, butt ai noe heer wit teh cheezpeeps iz OK tu b maisef!

{wiggl wiggl twerl, fawl down. Whew}

mary O'Spockn

heer, you can has kandee kane in yur howt choklit wile u can haz rest.
impresive danzing!

 
 
 
 
 
Archae

I got attacked by a tree once. It got me with its spikes. No lie.

JAJEH

Ai tink in Ozzy-land dere’s a tree or big bush called sumtim liek “stay awhile” becuz of deh thorns dat relly get hold of u.

 
 
 
Maus

Its Teh Killer Tree!! O Tanenbaum, O Tanenbaum…

salleh

SNL ref ????? den u getz to joyn teh hip ole peeplez groop ……… teh Killer Treez iz frum teh furst or secund seesun ……

Maus

Furst season. Wit Frank Zappa az moosical gest (yaaay!). An Salleh, we iz nawt ole. We jus has mor memrys tahn sum folks.

doctorcat

We may be ole, but we can has hip. Jus needs to be keerful not to fall an brake it!

Hehe. Our Biffer useta climb teh Chrismas tree an wish us a Meowy Biffmas. Innerestin take on teh Singin Tree.

 
turtlol

YES !!! Zappa on SNL, wun of de best epizodes EBBER!!!

Simon sez, shake ur branches….Simon sez KILL THE PERSON NEXT TO U….

and I am the Slime from de Videeo!!!1!

Maus

Fank you turtlol. I gots teh DVD fur Xmas last yeer. It wuz liek Scotty beemin bak tu college. GOOD TIMES!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLz upon LOLZ - no, no, no old peepl heer. Just peepl well versed in historee. Gucd scholars awl!

salleh

oh an we iz teh bey epitome ob “hip” (corse, “hip” jest letz us noes how out ob hip we iz ….do nywun eben use taht werd animoar ?????)

 
 
salleh

wat song did he do ? “Susie Creemcheez”?????? or wun ob mi persunal faborite….”Brown Shoos Dont Make It”

Maus

He did “Peches En Regalia” and “I’m the Slime”. Good stuff!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Tribble

Not dat wun, teh wun dat dat litez up!

Tribble

What iz tu dai? Kitteh partz dai? De furs picher has de deetacheded tayl. De second picher has de deetacheded paw. U tink wii can bee building de hole kitteh bye de endz uff da dai?

two_kittehs

Are they IKEA kittehs?

ManfredMom

Ai hopes we gots awl teh partses frum IKEA! sumtyms dey furgets teh hed! :)

Tribble

Eye hatez wen dat happenz!

kittehlurve

n teh strukshuns r impossy bell.

 
AllyBally

Mibbe iz saftee preecawshun?

Whole kitteh iz 2 mush kyootness fur uz?

Part atta time stopz hed sploshuns… mibbe…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dogbotherer

dis fur tree has pointier end dem normal!!!

moe

iz teh moast fienly han-krafted…er, paw-krafted krismess trii awrnamenkz, nawt abellable in enny stoar! we maekz a awfur yuu kint rezisst!! iff yuu bai teh four paw awrnamenks, we gib yu a snorglishus belly, absemalyuutlee FREE!! But wayt, der’s moar! If yu awrder nao, we awlso inkloodz a fien tayl, an liddl hed wif beeg melty-hart eyez, an kyuut liddl pointy eers!!! deez byootifil set ub ornamenks wil ad a tush ub klas tu enny hoam, an yu wil cherrysh dem fur eers!! Elebenty-eleben cheezburgerz oanly, fer a limmitid tiem. Getz yr kitteh awrnamenkz nao!!!!

Gober

One tush of klas pleez.

Obernite delibberee avaylabul?

moe

Yesh, we awfurz garrenteed oberniet delibberee, fer smawl eckstra charj*.

*oanly elebenty cheezbergerz

Gober

Fank yoo!

Oooh mai furst purrchais on teh kitteh howm shoppen netwerk.
*wait bai teh door in happee antisipayshun*

 
 
JAJEH

Ai tink mai tush awlreddy classee!

 
 
Elvis

Nise! Mush bedderer dan teh shawpin channul!

 
Tribble

Howz mush fur shippin, handlin, tax, packagin…?

 
lowly grunt

moe, what a great idea! (I actually want a set of these ornaments!)

It would be so fun to put them on the tree in truly impossible configurations and watch people do double takes!

moe

teh kitteh shawpin netwurk fankz yew fer an hoapz yu enjoiz yr purr-chase az mush az wee enjoiz nomming yr cheezbergerz.

>^.^<

kitteh shawpin netwurk - ober free kustomarz served!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai doo too!

 
 
 
 
paws4thot

Heh-ulp!!!1! UR Xmash tree haz eeted me!

two_kittehs

It ar alive and it ar not letting me go, HALP….

Anukki

Hawgwertz gots teh Whomping Willow. Tihs must bee teh Pummeling Pien.

Tribble

At Hogwartz, da kitteh had tu go een an push de knot. Who wii sen een when eetz da kitteh dat needz da halp?

dogbotherer

de goggy ob koarz!

 
mary O'Spockn

Sandy Claws, uf corse

 
 
doctorcat

Is teh cuzzin of Ole Man Willow frum Teh Lord of Teh Rings (buk, not moovie). Willow eets hobbits, fur tree eets kittehs. Makes sents, sorta.

Gober

But den who be teh kitteh versjun of Tom Bombardil?
Does Tom harv a cuzzin?

diva

Tomcat Bombadill, of cawrse! :-)