has u evar felt…
u iz being watched?
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Cheezburger Network Blog
RUNN KITTEH! RUNN!!!!
Jeden Tag, jede Sekunde triffst Du eine Entscheidung, die Dein Leben verändern kann
lollola!!
An u winz teh 10 cheezburgerz!
Run Lola Run!!
Every second of every day you’re faced with a decision that can change your life.
I fink u shud get teh 10 cheezburgrz 2, jess foar teh trans – tarnsh – teh inglush speek.
iz not n kitteh speek…dat ok?
Tm, it stil werkz. U = win!
Ebbree sekunt ov evvree dai yur fayced wfi a deeceeshun taht cans chanj yur lief.
THERE! Nao ebbreewun can reed it.
fank-yU berry mush, jan……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, such multi…multee…menny langwaj speeking peeople heer
you knnow whut tehy cawl a purrson who speeks 2 languages?
*answer–bi-lingual*
an what due ya call somebuddy who speeks 3 langurages?
*answer–tri-lingual*
An sumwon who speeks several langerliges?
*answer–polyglot*
What due yU cawl sumone who speeks 1 language?
*An Amerikan (US-iian)*
Eneewun no wher diz frum? Eneewun? Bueller?
10 cheezburgers 2 teh furstee wun dat getz it.
Sqeeezin onto yer comment , soz i can propoz a dantz fur Amadeus
How bowt, “Dee aiz ob Princess r upon you” sung to teh toon, ob corse, ob
“Teh aiz ob Texis r upon you” which is aktually sung to “I been workin on teh Railroad”. Dis is old Merikan toon, meybe somewares on youtube.
Dee aiz of Princess r upon you
All de lib long day.
Dee aiz of Princess r upon you
You cannot git away
Do nawt tink you can excape dem
At nite or urly in teh morn
Dee aiz of Princess r upon you
Til Gaybreeyel bloes hims horn!
Maybe a dignifyd march, or on teh obber hand, a crazy leg boogaloo?
I lieks “Teh Aiyz Uv Teksas”.
But mebee dat’s cuz I iz Teksan.
I driveded my karr down to Texass onest—-an I messed wiff it.
srry.
whut’z teh kwiz? Me tinks it gotted de-railed.
Wow. Dats bery philomasofical DW. FTW!!!
Fenk yew, but I kint taek teh kredut fur dat. It frum a neet Jirmin moovee cawled “Run Lola Run”. Kinda weerd, but fun tah wotch.
best line in it:
“Die Tasche!!!”
watch and lurn
Sehr gut, Ja!
Die Katze rennt.
diese Katze sollt rennen
wahrscheinlich.
Iz after u!
owr cat, hoo art in teh ceiling . . .
*lolwin!*
Followers of ceiling cat are miffed along with atheists and agnostics since Romney
didn’t mention them in his speech.
“Freedum rekwires religun, juss az religun rekwires freedum.”
ORly?
Yeh- wut about freedum FRUM relijun?
Zactly.
yabutt, needer did Kennady
now dat i finks about it, he didnt Menschen Kittehs, eeder. o_O !
Hallowed be Tyh naym,
Tyh kyngdum come,
Tyh wyll be dun
On earf as it iz in teh ceiling,
give us dis day our dialy gushiefood
an furgiv us our trezpazzez
az we furgiv doze wu trezpazz against us
An leed us nawt into temptaytshun,
but delyver us frum efil.
For thyne is teh ceiling,
an teh powr
an teh glori
Amen
I can haz Bloo Abluhm?
Romeow and Juliecat
Romeow, Romeow, wherefore art thou Romeow?
(Dude, yoo wuz heer a wile ago, where is yoo?)
Sowy Maus,
had to taek a baff affer dansin a cuple pics bak.
That waz a bery umm…enthuziastical groop.
I unnerstan. I hope you gots owt wif all yur peeces intackt. An lots uv monees, too. Happy (almost) Caturday!
I admitts – it waz ruff, butts I hab teh monies so…
Cheezburgers r on meh!
Yoo was a beeg hit, Romeow! ai reelee luved teh dramatical entrance wif the bakliting an fog – and the sexee pose. Yoo will be in grate demand in teh fyoochur, ai am predikting!
Butt yoo jus tookded a baf!
Woodchuck, it cud b said dat affer lass nite, dere r nawt enuff soapee ina whirled to maek meh cleen again.
Butts, wat teh heck…
I git a baff, I habs monnies to bai cheezburgers fur awl mah frenz…
lifes iz gud.
*musik plais*
Letz enjoy it wile we canz
Wont u halp meh sing mah song
Frum teh dark end ov teh stweet
To teh brite side ov teh rode.
now wii gotz Romeow, butt wears Juliecat?
volunteers?
hahaahaha can’t stop larfing hehehe
soo good!!!
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I wonder if there is a cat version of the phobia?
Ailurophobia aka Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Galeophobia and Gatophobia.
Arachibutyrophobia : teh feer ob peenutbudder
getting stuk to teh roof ob yur mouf.
Gary Larson FTW!!
dis picshur is fuxxin mah persepshuns *dizzy*
yeah mai furst thot was:
I can has vertigo?
Tu da llama song!
Here’s a kitteh
There’s a kitteh
And another little kitteh
Fuzzy kitteh
Funny kitteh
kitteh, kitteh
Duck
kitteh wuz a treehaus,
he libbed in a kake,
butt he nebber saw teh way
teh orange slayed teh rake
I wuz onlee three years ded
but I told teh tayl,
an now lissen little child–
to teh safety rale!
Dat wud prolly be ailurodaephobia, since ailurophobia is a jeneral feer of kittehs. I prezoom the -dae- elemunt is teh watching part. So: teh feer dat sumwher, sunhow, a cat is watchin u.
I iz mor fraid of spyducks, purrsonally.
spydux ar bai far teh skeeriest. In teenietinee Ingerland, ai thinks ene kind ov a duck may bee skeerie.
Ai wuz wunz driving there awn a liddle windee bak rode – and we came to a sign taht sayed (ai am nawt kidding) “Beware. Ducks crossing.”
Hao skeeree is TAHT?!
…Taht teh eis uv straynj an misteeryus creechers ar upawn u?
Look…
Owt tehre in teh audyense…
Bugs Bunneh, riet?
Whee! yes!! Bugs!
I fink dis frum teh Bugz Bunneh kartune when Bugz wuz fuxxin wif dat big red mawnster, maeking dat mawnster awl pair-of-noids n sech. Wuz much lolz an win!
Yup: PEEEEEPUL!!!!! *Runs Away*
Bugz Bunneh wuz awlwaiz full ub win an awsum!
Muh Social Anxiety Disorder….
Let me NOT show you it!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
how S.A.D.
I srry.
Hay yoo! Down der! I droppeded my mousie. Yoo see it?
Is it wite and furry with red beedy eyes and long gray tale? Nah, no seeing it.
Deelinkwent kittehs hawk loogees awn passurbai.
Doze nawt loogeez! Doze harebawls! DO NOT WANT! O_o
hmmm, hawks drawps poodees on passurbais.
An starlings eben moar sew.
DO NOT WANT!!!
{taht’s awl I’m guano say ’bout taht}
Paranoid cat is not paranoid
Whai…iz sumwun tawking bout meh???? @_@
Juss cuz ur paranoid, duzn’t meen dey are nawt owt to git ya.
Dat cuz dey awre! O_o
Dey awl awre.
omni-phobia
I has it.
yes, I has felt lik Iz bean wached. I also feelin iz dizzie lookin at dat piture.
HALP!
CIA kitteh has his eye on U!
an U, an U, an U, an U ober dere…
jus how farr can see-eye-A kitteh see???!!!111
Wif or wifowt teh FISA court?
Oh wate, I forgetted, we doan need no stinkin FISA court.
Da calls coming froms inside da howoose!
Secret Agent kitteh finks hims cover iz blowed.
Dere’s a kit hoo leedz a lief uv danjir
2 ebereewun himz meets he iz teh straynjir
Wiff eberee moof himz maekz unudder chans himz taekz
Awds r himz wount lib 2 C too mar rowz
Seekrit ajint Cat, seekrit ajint Cat
Dey gibz u teh nommer an taekz wai ur naemz
Bee wear uv purrtee faesiz dat u fienz
Teh purrtee faes kin hiez teh evbul mienz ( DO NOT WANT! O_o )
Ah, B Kaerpuhl whut u sez
Oar u givb urseff awaiz
Awds r himz wount lib 2 C too mar rowz
Seekrit ajint Cat, seekrit ajint Cat
Dey gibz u teh nommer an taekz wai ur naemz
Shwingin’ awn teh Ribee-are-a wun dai
An den layinz in teh Bawmbai allee neggzt dai
Oh noes, u letz teh rawng wurd slipz
Whail nomming purr-soo-a-seef leepz
Awds r himz wount lib 2 C too mar rowz
Seekrit ajint Cat, seekrit ajint Cat
Dey gibz u teh nommer an taekz wai ur naemz
Supoor doopur dubbl-plus x-treem WIN!!!!!!!!
Wif a sid uf awsum!
Wolfie, ur da best!
Fur teh veree longest tiem, ai cud awnlee heer “secret Asian man.” ai NOO taht it had to bee Agent man, but ai cuddn’t heer it!.
But – congrats, Dwulff – dat wuz/iz splendid.
I juz lubbs mondogreen!!!
[merzzy doats an dozzy doats--iz full of win (way B4 my time, butt worth saving/meme-ing)]
Fenk yew, ebbereewun, foar ur kind an wunnderful komplimints. I iz happee 2 shaerz wif u.
Neo kitteh considerz jump
Thus 1 of mah favz
seemz too fit yur name!
In Soviet Russia, teh K G B kitteh watchz u, an teh C I A kitteh watchz himz, an teh M I 5 kitteh watchz demz, an teh Skotlan Yard kitteh watchz demz awl, an teh Mossad Kitteh watchz demz an demz, an teh Osmama kitteh waytz fur teh oprtunity to plantz teh bom……………………………………………
Oh hai.
whatcha doin daown dere?
Me oh nuffin……
Hmmm dee hmm dee hmmm.
nice wevver huh?
Twuu wuuuuv.. I has it.
uh oh…better protek yr cheezburgers
Kitteh iz bizzee
watcheeng ebbeefeeng, butz hoo
iz watcheeng Kitteh?
Ebbee wun watchez
ebbee wunz ellss. Mayjurr part
ubz Kittehz’ misteek
Paranoya runz deep.
Ekksept 4 Kittehz. Hunturrz
duz nawt feer t3h dawrk.
Jack.
Ceiling cat training camp.
ok Ceiling Cat traineez,
first u musts reconize what it is you are sposed to be watchink.
U mai be shoked, but it will simplee be part uv yr job evry dai.
Let me show you it…
who trains Ceiling Cat???
O mai – kitkay – yoo has put forth the beeg eternal qweschun.
Teh answer is fore-tee-too, ore sew I herd.
Kitteh, wat j00 bin doin that Ceeling Cat iz has to watch U?
Parkour!
2 traceurs on de run…whose gonna be firstie?
George Orwell Saiz
“Blacony catz iz watchan”
Iz he aR big brudder??
BOURNEKITTEH IZ SCOPIN’ OUT HIS TARGETZ
iz hard to determine der Identity
Sum thymez Ai fill leik, sum bawdeez woch-en meh!
I can haz prai-vissee?
Me finks ‘mericats can haz prai-visee.
but Britkits gits priv-isee.
(iz a furr-in langwish)
awl da tyme
Iz My Blue Album
Cue music…..
I got da feelin’
Somebody’s watchin’ me
An I ain’t got no privaceeeee
On the next episode of Whiskeria Lane……
…the Desperate Housecats resort to spying on one another…
Oh noes! sumbuddy is watchin Ceelin Cat!
Urban meerkats?
Ohhh….I just lubs teh liddle merry-kats!!! Tehy iz teh cutey-ist lidde kreechairs! Mosely ‘cuz ob how cureyus an sewshull tehy aR. Wii NEED US SUM MERRIEKATS ON ICHC!!!! eye vote a milliyun dubble-bakon-cheezbergers four tehm!!! Googel sum meerkat images an wikki dem owt an yule C whad eye meem!!!
Drat on yew, Ikea, and yer sum assemble rekwired!
Naoi how smart and rich dew I luk?
*sigh*
oh hai, stalker!kitteh !! O.o