diz mai squidz
dun worry, he’z cool
no, he still cannot join dis club.
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Him onlee bite wehn ai say so. So be naice to me!!!! Or fayce deh con-cu-reprecushions!
No maek teh sqiddy go nom nom on me!!!
Ai tellz him not to, but if yoo haz gud falvur, not mutch ai can do bowt it. Prae yoo taste bad?
butt wutt flavur doez skwiddy like?
Dat iz a bary gud qweschun. I tihnk him lyke fish? An maybee smaller quid? An if him is big sqwid him mite lyke deh wale? Not shure. Long as yoo iznt fishy, I tihnk yoo be fyne. Hopesully.
nawt long Peeg, I hopez….
O_o!
Rubber Cushions? Sounds comfy and bouncy. I no mind faycin dose.
Squidly!!
I tink dat akshuly dats a Octopussy. Yup.
Him ate kittehs?
He 8 kittehs?
Lemme wrap my arms around you and shows you muh garden under the sea
Beatles ftw
is teh behbehs teh skwidly kidly?
Multi-cultural cat is multi-cultural
Multi-squidjual iz da wai 2 be, dah moar multi-squidjual dah bett’a!
Arr Squid! fer doze who cant get enuf of the squddy gudniss..
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/arrr-squid.html
I can has CAThulhu?
Oh R’lyeh?
ya’rly!
LOLZ!
My Elder God, Let me feed him you.
WIN!
CAThulhu iz mah hoam-skwid.
Yes, yoo can. Go to thinkgeek.com. Tehy has cyoot liddle stuffed wuns.
He luks poorleh
Yea, its teh sik skwid Ai oews yu
(Translayshun availamabul fore teh non-brit Inglish speek peeps)
Gud wun, Amber! Berry Punny!
Glad yu preeshiayts it!
Mai Ozzie fren sez ders Propur Ingerlish an den Merican Ingerlish. Den I maiks rude noyzez at hims.
Does teh noizez goes “Pfffffffttttt”?
Moar like deh classik “Bornx Cheer”. Teh “Bi-labial Fricative”.
LOL! When I does dat at peeps, I hold mah handz at mah head like I a moose and I waggles them.
Dats donkee eers
I can haz skwerrel?
Somefing Ive allways wanted to ask a Merrican…..if yor muthas sisda is an “ant”, then wot is a leetle blak insekt called?
is a emmet!
Iz nebber calz dem. Dey mite ansur.
U beez teh peech adn langooij patholologyissst mebbee? Jus askin… whut wit duh frikkuhtivvz adn awl
Teh Wief is SLP. I tink I lerns dis stuff bai osmos… ozmuz… axident. Akshooly, I furst herded dat wurd from George Carlin long long tyme ago.
yep, along wiff teh Hippee Dippee weaffermanz…..”tonite forecast….” “Dark !”
taht stil crakz me up for sum reesun…..
wee M-Propur ‘merikins havv lotsa rude noyzez
R noyzez–let mii show jou dem!
Teh M-propper brits has plenny rood noyses too! We tort tehm to yu, bak in teh umpteenf senyuree!
An’ wee fanks jou moos Sincer’ly!!!
Yu is verree welcom but plees donut send tehm bak to us; is nawt nys!
Ambahkitteh – izokay, eye kan bee repurrzentatif tohkin englispeep in merkin merka, so ifndey makin teh rood noyzis eye kan bowns dem bak at tehm. Dat y eye livez on teh eeskohse, so teh rood noyziz has too kum bye mee furrst.
And, pray tell, wherat upon the eastern coastline dost thou liveth?
forsooth and verily, Ai is awlso innerested in yur reponsivitinesesses
*sings* Getting to knooow yoooooo, getting to know aaawwl abaawwt yooooooo. . . .
but wate !!!! woodn’t teh noysez hit teh WEST cost furst ???? lik Cormwaaalllll, Summertehsetz, an debon ?????
Eye libz in nooyawksittee, soesmaijob two mayk shoor dat teh roodnoyziz done be leebin merkin merka wehre tehy blong an nebber ebber get too teh weskohs uv teentinyingerlan weher teh Ambahkittin libs. Sjhe mus be tektid frum teh roodnoyziz uv teh merkins – eye haz moonitee – gots teh vaksin… vacz… teh jekshuns so teh merkinroodnoyziz no fekt mee somush.
Hmmmmmmm. . .hao yoo doo taht? Duz yoo fite tehm off wif a lite sabre? liek, iffn awl us Merikan peeps heer wud turn arselves in a northeasterlee direkshun an maek rude noyzes in ur general direkshun, cud yoo reelee deflect them awl? Oar wud sum slip thoo?
Nawt taht wee wud ever, ever doo such a thing, ov corse. We deerlee luvs ar peeps over thar awn them liddle islandz. Just wundering abawt teh secuitee system.
nonono, eye doezunt gots lytsayburs – teh deepahtmintuvhoamlansekyooritee haz halped bild sumfink lyk teh missulsheeld dat tehy keeps tawkin bout. Iz lyk gratebigwawl uv happytawts dat stends long teh eestun seebord, an z knotrolled frum mai offis. Wenebbur we heerz bout merkinroodnoyziz we yoozes a netwerk uv teeneetyneetabbehs ™ two denteefy wehre teh noyzis iz kummin frum an den wee awl tink hoppytawts so dat teh noyzis iz bownsed bak too wehre tehy kum frum.
Werkz not so gud, akshullee – we karnt stop teh roodnoyzis dat kum from tehwitehoawse, but teh uvvers we manidge to flect bak, so Ambahkittee iz sayfe frum moast uvdem.
Butt dis awl soopertopseekret, so doan be tellin ebbereewun, kthxbai?
Thank yoo, TJ, fur taeking teh time to address mai concerns. Sounds to mee (and ai won’t be telling enewun) liek it iz a well thot awt plan. Gud to know taht ar deer frenz ar sayfe frum nefarious pre-emptive roodnoyses attaks.
Let us just hoep wee kin awl live throo the roodnoyzis kummen frum thewitehoawse, Ai find these roodnoyzis absolewtlee terrifying an wee duzn’t has enewhar to hyde. Mai sister thinks maybee we shud awl trai mooving to Kanada.
Butt – if awl teh merkins moves to Kanada, den awl teh wate will be in teh norf an teh hole Yew Ess Ob Ay will tip up an Florida will be wayvin about in teh ayr! An Jorg Bush wud be flipped into space…. ackshully, carry awn.
ROFL
only 6 quid? naw, yoo owz me a tennr.
no cuz, doen yu amember? Ai gibs yu teh 2 kwids yu wer short fore teh taksi an Ai borted teh cawfees las Caturdai. Akchully, Ai got lunch awn Caturdai too, so yu oew me!
I useta has a stuffed squid like dis. Hims gone nao. I fink he was squidnapped.
I you-sta hab a cat like dat , butt heez catnapping.
Doan werry, stuffed lolskwid is at teh raynboe brij, waytin fore yu wit awl teh odder stuffed animules yu lawsted….
I dunno…seems kinda fishy to me.
mmmm, fishbruger—
I can has cheez wif dat?
Squidward wants a crabby paty. U brings us 2 crabby patties plz? kthxbai
Yesh, rite away–how wuld jou like dem done?
Wif cheez, uv coars!
Luks laik an octa-kitty.
Squiddie is a sucker for teh white floof.
..
Me too.
Skwiddeh is Blofeld?
No mr Bond, Ai ekspeks yu to dye!
Dyeing is jus an ink skwirt awei for squiddee, so ais gessing yes.
Sayz hello to mi littelz frend
I found him in a bucket….
hee wuz rlly kwite pail at teh time….
He is sikskwid bukket? Is an offal lawt fore a bukkit!
offal–many peepz thinks it’s aweful, but joo Brits and Scotts gots yer Faggots and Haggots; down southerly way in teh USA, dey be awl about chitlins and hawg jawls; we gotz a resteraunt here whut sellz “all you’ll kin eat fried libbers and gizzards”. (nom, nom…naut!).
Whuts offal to sum, be deli-cat-essy to odders.
I hope dat duzn’t tripe yU up.
ow ow OW!
enuf pun-ishment
hiz name kath-oo-loo (dat rite? clos enuf? k.)
How manee swids duz it take to skrew in a lite bulb?
1/8
I tink 1/4. Squids not gots posable thums, so has to use 2 tenta… tinte… of dere arms.
hymns got prehensile armz–culd skrew in 8 light bulbs ata tyme!
no ai fink tehy wrap tehir tanc,….tens….tenal…..arm TIPZ round teh bulb, ina sircle, den iz wun arm to wun bulb….
Thus one squid could change a whoel chandelier in no time.
Teh possybillitiees is endless.
Iz not squidz. Iz loltopuss. Iz comon eror. Undrstandble. Stil prety stoopid lukin.
I dun get a firsty dans? Hao sad. Dis wuz mai first firsty.
Sorreh Jaded. I shall summon teh dansing boyz in the harem pantz *clap clap*
Ooooh, I lyke wehr dis is goin. Dey bellie dans?
Wellll… Mor liek teh “Ab Danse”, sumting liek Teh Chip an Dales. Dat Okeh?
Dat iz purfektlee fyne. I wud luv dat dans, tahnk yoo bary much Maus.
Okeh. Don fergit to put monees in dere pantses…
Iz sumwon habing a nawt secund sellabrashun?
I r here fur ur dansinz pleasure.
*cues musik*
Did yoo bring yur speshul shurt wif teh velcrow down teh back? An teh body oil? Okeh, good. START DANSIN!
Yay!!! Dis is deh bestest nawt secuny dans I eber been to, an itz myne! Yoo guyz rok. Nao moar dansin!!! woo-hoo!!! *stuffz lotsa dollars in deh pantses*
Yes, I awl reddy fur dansin. Sowy, no body oil – it ruins mah floof.
I hab mah tite brakeawai pants, sexy brakeawai shirt, wite cuffs (that stai on affer I rips mah shirt offs), an, ov corse, my bowtie. I alwais keeps mah bowtie on.
*lights dim*
*musik builds*
*stage floor fills wif fog*
*curtain opens wif Romeow backlit*
I wait (posed in sexy posishun) fur WP to hork up mah lass comment.
Come on WP!
*Anu swoons*
Sry about teh floor Romeow. I fergetsded. I can has yur drai cleening bill?
Fank yu guize. I is so glad I cud be de produc… perduc.. Impresario (lol, gotcha!) of dis event. I never gets teh nawt secund, but I can has Jaded’s (an purrhaps Romeow’s) bestest fursty danse.
Okeh, Okeh, yoo Chip an Dale giuze go home nao. Yoo gots enuf monees in yur pantses?
O deer. I meants teh “floof” Romeow. Sry.
yabbut, be glad dey putted dollarz in pantses,
and naut doe s’quids yU owe!!!
pleh!!!
Lawts ob yung nekkid men! Hoos joynin me at teh Nawty Barn?!
Ai’m ther. Yoo got 1 bill moneez? I do, yoo can borroe if yoo needz to. Ai’m on deh no cheezburger fur a week diet, so I has extraz.
Me, me, me. Evn notsoyungnekkidboyz liek Alanrickman in da Nawtybarn – nom nom nom…
OOOOOOOOH I all dere if alan rickman be in dere! n johnny depp maybe too?
Nawt if Johnny Depp be channeling teh charackter frum his latest moovie. Sweeney Todd might nawt be teh best guest at a party…..
Ai wants teh Johnny Depp frum the Chocolate Moove – nawt the Chocolate factroee wun – teh wun whar he furst appeers boating down the river. Nayme ov moovie excapes mee at tihs moment. Teh wun whar he is . . .yoo must know.
lol Janet!
it was Chocolat!
Nah, but Ai’d tayk Jack Sparrow ennee dai!
JCH4K, Depp was in a movie called “Chocolat” and he played a character named Roux.
Ai can has Roux sorce?!
Ambercat, ai’m shur yoo can has it, but ai don’t qwite know what yoo meens. Since wee ar choosing guests, hao about Orando Bloom (as Legolas)?
Roux sause iz a fanzy-panzy werd (French) fur whut we ‘Mericats cawl “whie sauce”, basically. Butt I’d mush prefer chokolit sauce, woodn’t chew?
Ai wus maekin a joek bowt “Roux” as in JD’s karakter an teh posh french sheff an “Sauce” as in, err sauce but awlso “saucey” as in a bit cheekee an rood – Ai doen mynd wut sauce yu cubber teh yungnekkidgys in, so lawng as we kin get saucey wit tehm!
Thankx, Ac. Ai wuz qwite shur it cudn’t bee a simple as “white sauce.” It wuz, curiouslee teh “sorce” ai wuz puzzled abawt. JD wuz – wow – in taht moovee. Bleeve it or nawt, taht wuz teh first moovie ai ever saw him an an thot “OMG, hoo IZ taht guy?”
Taht wuz qwite a “saucee” partee, wuzn’t it? TJ gave it an XXX rating! Whoo hoo!!
did sumwun sai …..Alan Rickman?????? ai’ll be der, frunt rowz !!!! wiuf lawtz of dallar bils to put in hiz uhhhh Floof ??????
Whoo Hooo !!!! Hey everiwun , we gotz Alan Rickman dansing !!!!!!
(an ai gotz dibz awn the frunt row…..yeah datz teh tiket, ai getz teh HOLE FRUNT ROW…..ah well, noes I share……..good fing tehrez elebenty 42 seetz ina frunt row, alan Rickman be bery populur round heer……
oh thisncat, ai do say sry bout nawt spellin ur naem rite……this iz new puter, but teh keybord stikz…..fooo.
Alan Rickman? rly? u digs Snape an teh Sherrif of Nottyham? *shrug* OK, I takes Jonny Depp in Chocolat. Or Pierce Brosnan in anyfing. Or nuffing. Oooh, notty me
I can has Jonnydepp n Alanrickman sangwij? Or maybe Jonnydep n Antoniobareass? Nom nom nom…
I can has wun seet in frunt ro pleese? I tayk videeow of Alan Rickman dantsing too!
Ooooh, Ai so glad Ai stawpped by fur the nawt-sekkond dans! Oar, we shud sai “NAWTY-sekkond!”
*wachin Romeow dans*
I’z happee Ai brung plenny ov wun daller billz!!
*Romeow’s shirt iz off*
*musik plais*
Iz tew floofy fur mah shurt
tew floofy fur mah shurt
so floofy it hurtz…
*struts, bumps, n grinds*
n to fink ai awmos missed dis!
wooo! dis is d bess nawt-sekwond dans ebber!
Romeow–datz so fun-knee!!!
Butt I wunder: Iz jU Siss-ceelian?
back floof, chest floof?
I b watebber U wan me to b, bebeh
U getz teh bestest danz ub all. Teh 8-leg danz wit al du purty fingr cymbols klangin n klangin.
Wow! Ai am lerning so mutch abaot mai frenz heer! Mai ayes were furst opened a cupple of dais ago when Elfie appered in her nawtee liddle gurl outfit and paws4thot stripped to just a hat and feather fan and Salleh stole the show wif her routine!
Ai has alwaiz known tihs wuz a verree intersting groop. . .but. . .everwun has become even moar interesting, to say teh leest!
mabye we danse like teh skwedz un teh oktopussy’s—arm ‘n arm ‘n arm ‘n arm ‘n arm ‘n arm ‘n arm……
It be crowded in da naughty barn tonite! Who be all teh hansom mens walkin aroun wt onlee dolar billz, nectiez, white cuffs an smilz? Janet come awai frum teh wall. Come up frunt wif all de ACCHUN! See de all be habin a gud tyme. Romeow not luk so gud, he’s gettin tyred.
Nawt tu worree, we gotz Romeow a refreshin bevraj he be good tu go. Go Romeow.
Fanks thisncat!
*wipes swear frum his brow*
Mmmm…cuba libre?
Now fur mah gran finale wen I letz all teh floof hang owt
so tew speek.
I heers dat dere iz an Alan Cat watin to danse next.
Oh! Hai, O thisncat. Hao did yoo know ai wuz at teh wall? Ai must admits, it shurlee duz luk laik everwun iz having a reelee gud tyme! OK, ai comes up frunt wif yoo. *blush*
OH hai thincat an JCH4K, com awn up to teh frunt row, ai hab elebenty 42 seetz sabed, an …………..Alan Rickman iz awn aftur Romeow !!!!
Whoo Hooo!!! Wavez munniez round ina are ……..
Wat kinda refresin bevaruge r u guise habin????? in keepin wif the seesdidy, piratey theem, ai beleeve aib shall hab a nise…..rum an coke…..
whacha fink ladyz?????
wuld joo lyke a ‘ho, ho, ho’ wiff joor bottel of rum?
Thank yoo fur askin, Salleh. Ai think ai’ll hav the rumncoke, too pleese. Mai, this is awfullee cloase. . .
[wundehs wen ICHC wuz re-rated frum G fur "Gudkleenfun" to XXX fur "Mai pawses karnt bringdem slefs two tipe teh wurds"]
Omai gourd – ai goze awai for WUN week, an ICHC desends intu depravvitty!!! Ai is scareded to luk bak thru teh udder postses, seeyin as how ai is bery pure an innnosent.
BTW, has anywun seen teh nekkid ironin guy? Ai left him rite heer an nao ai has LAWTS of washin tu be irnded.
“It’s you and me, moth–hand to hand to hand to hand to hand to hand.”
Refruns, NEwun?
Nobuddy lubs Teh Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle? Iz byootiful storee.
Thanks fur reveeling the challenj answer. Ai think yoo waited lawng enuf!
Is the moovee quite gud? Don’t know hao ai missed this, but ai duzn’t know it.
Like Lio in teh comic stripp hoo has a pet squid!
Google “Happiness is a Squishy Cephalopod” to see Lio and his squid.
mmmmm, calamari, nom, nom, nom…!!!
If iz Oktopuss, tehn iz Pulpo. Still goods Noms.
“Men in Black” xtras nows wurk fer “Kitteh in whyt”
Is gud union jobs?
i taste liks calamriz and fishys and catnips i has extrordanaryz favur flava flave!!!!!!!!
Watch owt kitteh, afour hee taykez u tu Davy Jones locker! Arg!
Yo ho, haul together,
hoist the colours high,
heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die!
Kitteh haz won uv neyne kibblez uv ate? nomnomnom… now won less…
I kant wotch teh noo pyraet movee….it B raeted “ARRRRR”.
dat bee rlly phunny–
wolfee rlly be a puppy???
Go Red Wings
i from toledo – so i lurves dis!!!
fanks, rodney.
mmm… case sumbuddy getted cormfuzed, toledo iz like farm team for deetroyt redd wingz. toledo team called da “storm”.
Somebody threw a squid on the ice! THERE’s A SQUID ON THE ICE!!!
oky u ppl this iz n ok pictyrc buttttttt i tink it is funny i tink the squidz iz awzume
Roll wit teh skwiddeh, kitteh
Roll wit teh skwiddeh
Skwiddeh sings “Wen teh engin stops and it wunt start, iz teh rite time to… rollll to me”
I can haz Cthulu?
In Arkam Asylum- Cthulu has you!
My squidz. I cal im Ari.
Get it? Cal im Ari?!
Yuk,yuk,yuk!!! Awwwww ’steroid, taht’s guuuuuud!
Dis iz mah skwidz. Himz
was beeg wenz I was smawll.
Now it’z turnd arownd
Sum Kittehz can haz
Teddee Bayrz. Mah skwidz maykz a
wunndurrful pillo
Canz Napz awn himz awrm
fingeez orz himz hedd. Eevurr
awpshun wurkz 4 meh
Jack.
O noez! I had a Cthulhu joke, but Kent eated it. O well, derz no such thing as too many nameless horrors from the void.
Dis mek nyse gradyation piksher.
ohai, dis b squiddi. nawt onli dew ai likez da fishiez, butt aye alzo lykez de huumans fleshies, and der bwainsies
Varily, I found this picture of a cat and a plush octopus quite humorous. It provided a good chuckle, when I shared it around the fireplace. But, needless to say, I was overjoyed when I chanced upon this image. Jolly good work!