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let me tell u mai tale of woe.
“talk to teh tail–teh hed’s not listerning
This iz an OT alert!!
Wehn yoo getz down to “shy guy” - Hiz remark - “boring cat. . .hu, hu” iz reelee verree nice in hiz own context. Yoo must visit his site to understand.
Please to be gibbing himz the 5 burgers. He has been badlee misunderstood bai everwun so far - maiself included. Kathleen iz the wun hoo discobered this.
wehrz “shy guy”s site? ai wutzta seez et, pleeeeze…
hiz nayme iz bloo - itmeens is a link 2 a blog wen teh nayme is bloo
jus clik awn himz nayme…
JCH4K an Kathleen an awl, yu’z berry guud peeplz
Fanks fur teh tip, i gibz shy guy 5 burgerz an bizzitz himz websiet.
OK - sorree - I’m sure to hav a dubble poast heer, but mai furst wun is nawt showing up and tiem is ov the essense. I’ll rewerd whut ai sayed.
OT!!!! ALERT! Wehn yop getz to teh wun whar the guy says “Boring Cats. . Hu hu” this is nawt what it seems. It’s a reelee nice comment in his context. You have to go to his site to see why but PLEEEEESE give him sum good burgers. He has a verree nice site and has just been misunderstood.
hmmm-eksplunashun-i needs it?
The comment is further down. We had awl given him just wun burger, and the Kathleen went to hiz site and fownd awt what hee reelee ment and waz reelee just fine.
Nao we are awl feelin kind ov bad fur maybee making him feel bad. So ai wuz hoping to splain it to everwun just starting so they wud. . .nawt maek a bad sichashun werse!
Ai went to hiz site - is reelee verree prettee and explaynes everthing! Just SEEMS liek a lame commint.
fanks
Wuns apon a midnite dreerie wile ai pondered week an weerie…
Oh wait, tahts tale of poe.
*sorree*
Great!
heehee you mad me snerk my koffee in mie noze
Fanks Mary O for taht lublee if slitelee messie komplehmen
Ai hoep it werent to hawt.
The stalk… the pause… the twitch… the pounce……….. the fail.
Teh stawk… teh paws… teh twitch… teh pownce……… teh Tail!
ts… tp… tt… tp………… IMPALE
Ah dans 3 UR nawt sekond. Lessee naw:-
>muzik, singin and dansin<
Ah see U baybee, shaykin UR @$$, shaykin UR @$$, shaykin UR @$$,…
You teez! *sniff*
when i shakes it i fall over
LOL!!
p.s. i like ur new avatar
Leaf, deer, u must just shakes it verree gentlee - tahn ai am shur yoo will be awl rite.
Paw’s danse is remarkablee appropreeate becus liddle kitteh’s tinee behine iz shurlee about to go into *shake attak* mode.
Ai will danse too, fur Karen and hur also apporpreeate NS an trai verree hard nawt to fawl over. Leaf - will halp if we holdz handz?
detachable, uh, tail?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
( link = NOT safe for work )
hehe.
thx 4 teh warning (wich i ignored…)
this is too damn funny. I am still rolling on the floor
(even old ladies can has a sense of humor)
Hapinezz iz waurm sidwalk
a sydewauk–
I haz it!
so mush bettur tahn teh orijinul beetuls ideeah.
Nawt to be wantin’ teh kold sydwalk. Mah harbls be needin warmf.
*splode!*
teh drooopee wiskas….teh bloo aiys…too cyoot….
*splode*
Kwik! Call teh CCC an breeng teh CHRG (wdoi) for Pick an Inigo!
An meybe a buckit?
Somebodeez gotta help stop all dis splodin form teh kyootness.
I don’t gots teh cart, but I can hep wit teh kleenupz.
*pushez moppp*
Mahn, tihs is hard tu du onna sidewauk! Sumwum bedder bring lotsa duktaip!
Thankz fur awl the mopping, Anukki. Taht’s a beeg halp.
Heer -Inigo and Pick. Ai putz yur braynes awl nicelee back whar they belongs *scoop scrape scoop scrape pat pat pat* There. Nao yur CHRG(w/doi)s. *rip tape tapeI riiiip tape tape*
Thar - do yoo wants the blankees and choklitz? Just taek what yoo needs.
oh fankyu so much. I shood no by now to allwais ware my CHRG (WDOI) at all tymes.
so tahts were all lolrus’s bukkits go!
Pore kitteh. U can has mai tale. Iz not using it.
Mus.. Reech.. Lieflien..
Were did awl dis grabbitie cum form?
i’m suddenly feeling berry phlat
Eben mai eies cannot resis.
*droop*
i can has nap heer plzkthxbai.
zzzzzzzzzz
OK, lddle babeh, youz can *sniff mah tale*
Shhh–I B stalking yer tale!
sounds a lot like:
be vewwy, vewwy quiet…i’m hunting taiws!
nawtee tayl!! dun worrie, we’ll sht……..stcht…….so it bak on wif catgut.
NO! Nawt catgut!
R okai. Katgut R mayde frawm kouz.
kowz? rly? i thot theez dayz iz maed frum sithes…synteht…man maed?
Yeah naw iz maed in faktoreez. B4 we lernded how to maek it in factoreez, we maeded it frawm kowz tho.
NEwai, iz nawt maeded frawm kittehs.
I think gut is still a natural product, from cows’ intestines. However, it is only very rarely used anymore. Most of the sutures used these days are synthetic. And it was never made from cats.
I had to do a tail amputation recently on a kitty who did not quite make it all the way thru the door before it closed. Not pretty.
I’ll stick you on with sope.
peter pan ref ! FTW !
Aww thats one of mah favrites evar
Me same!! toooo cutie cute.
if teh tail lubs yuo, it will come bakc. doan worri pretti lil kitteh!
But u haz tu set it free furst. Dat b teh wey uv fingz.
i can has sidewalk?
Pssst, kitteh. Luk behind u. Tail be following u!
Saym tayl, diffrunt lyting, cheep moovee.
RHPS ref FTW!!!!!
*timewarps wif Seward*
>joynz teh Timewarp lyne<
ai wud joyne it, but sumwun ALWAIZ has to say “Dammit, Janet!” Iz sumthing ai has lerned to live wif.
i’ll bite.
dammit Jannit
wups - i ment 2 hav a smiley at teh boddum
sry dammit Jannit
This picture is so moving. I burst into tears… :(((