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let me tell u mai tale of woe.
“talk to teh tail–teh hed’s not listerning
This iz an OT alert!!
Wehn yoo getz down to “shy guy” – Hiz remark – “boring cat. . .hu, hu” iz reelee verree nice in hiz own context. Yoo must visit his site to understand.
Please to be gibbing himz the 5 burgers. He has been badlee misunderstood bai everwun so far – maiself included. Kathleen iz the wun hoo discobered this.
wehrz “shy guy”s site? ai wutzta seez et, pleeeeze…
hiz nayme iz bloo – itmeens is a link 2 a blog wen teh nayme is bloo
jus clik awn himz nayme…
JCH4K an Kathleen an awl, yu’z berry guud peeplz
Fanks fur teh tip, i gibz shy guy 5 burgerz an bizzitz himz websiet.
OK – sorree – I’m sure to hav a dubble poast heer, but mai furst wun is nawt showing up and tiem is ov the essense. I’ll rewerd whut ai sayed.
OT!!!! ALERT! Wehn yop getz to teh wun whar the guy says “Boring Cats. . Hu hu” this is nawt what it seems. It’s a reelee nice comment in his context. You have to go to his site to see why but PLEEEEESE give him sum good burgers. He has a verree nice site and has just been misunderstood.
hmmm-eksplunashun-i needs it?
The comment is further down. We had awl given him just wun burger, and the Kathleen went to hiz site and fownd awt what hee reelee ment and waz reelee just fine.
Nao we are awl feelin kind ov bad fur maybee making him feel bad. So ai wuz hoping to splain it to everwun just starting so they wud. . .nawt maek a bad sichashun werse!
Ai went to hiz site – is reelee verree prettee and explaynes everthing! Just SEEMS liek a lame commint.
fanks
Wuns apon a midnite dreerie wile ai pondered week an weerie…
Oh wait, tahts tale of poe.
*sorree*
Great!
heehee you mad me snerk my koffee in mie noze
Fanks Mary O for taht lublee if slitelee messie komplehmen
Ai hoep it werent to hawt.
The stalk… the pause… the twitch… the pounce……….. the fail.
Teh stawk… teh paws… teh twitch… teh pownce……… teh Tail!
ts… tp… tt… tp………… IMPALE
Ah dans 3 UR nawt sekond. Lessee naw:-
>muzik, singin and dansin<
Ah see U baybee, shaykin UR @$$, shaykin UR @$$, shaykin UR @$$,…
You teez! *sniff*
when i shakes it i fall over
LOL!!
p.s. i like ur new avatar
Leaf, deer, u must just shakes it verree gentlee – tahn ai am shur yoo will be awl rite.
Paw’s danse is remarkablee appropreeate becus liddle kitteh’s tinee behine iz shurlee about to go into *shake attak* mode.
Ai will danse too, fur Karen and hur also apporpreeate NS an trai verree hard nawt to fawl over. Leaf – will halp if we holdz handz?
detachable, uh, tail?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
( link = NOT safe for work )
hehe.
thx 4 teh warning (wich i ignored…)
this is too damn funny. I am still rolling on the floor
(even old ladies can has a sense of humor)
Hapinezz iz waurm sidwalk
a sydewauk–
I haz it!
so mush bettur tahn teh orijinul beetuls ideeah.
Nawt to be wantin’ teh kold sydwalk. Mah harbls be needin warmf.
*splode!*
teh drooopee wiskas….teh bloo aiys…too cyoot….
*splode*
Kwik! Call teh CCC an breeng teh CHRG (wdoi) for Pick an Inigo!
An meybe a buckit?
Somebodeez gotta help stop all dis splodin form teh kyootness.
I don’t gots teh cart, but I can hep wit teh kleenupz.
*pushez moppp*
Mahn, tihs is hard tu du onna sidewauk! Sumwum bedder bring lotsa duktaip!
Thankz fur awl the mopping, Anukki. Taht’s a beeg halp.
Heer -Inigo and Pick. Ai putz yur braynes awl nicelee back whar they belongs *scoop scrape scoop scrape pat pat pat* There. Nao yur CHRG(w/doi)s. *rip tape tapeI riiiip tape tape*
Thar – do yoo wants the blankees and choklitz? Just taek what yoo needs.
oh fankyu so much. I shood no by now to allwais ware my CHRG (WDOI) at all tymes.
so tahts were all lolrus’s bukkits go!
Pore kitteh. U can has mai tale. Iz not using it.
Mus.. Reech.. Lieflien..
Were did awl dis grabbitie cum form?
i’m suddenly feeling berry phlat
Eben mai eies cannot resis.
*droop*
i can has nap heer plzkthxbai.
zzzzzzzzzz
OK, lddle babeh, youz can *sniff mah tale*
Shhh–I B stalking yer tale!
sounds a lot like:
be vewwy, vewwy quiet…i’m hunting taiws!
nawtee tayl!! dun worrie, we’ll sht……..stcht…….so it bak on wif catgut.
NO! Nawt catgut!
R okai. Katgut R mayde frawm kouz.
kowz? rly? i thot theez dayz iz maed frum sithes…synteht…man maed?
Yeah naw iz maed in faktoreez. B4 we lernded how to maek it in factoreez, we maeded it frawm kowz tho.
NEwai, iz nawt maeded frawm kittehs.
I think gut is still a natural product, from cows’ intestines. However, it is only very rarely used anymore. Most of the sutures used these days are synthetic. And it was never made from cats.
I had to do a tail amputation recently on a kitty who did not quite make it all the way thru the door before it closed. Not pretty.
I’ll stick you on with sope.
peter pan ref ! FTW !
Aww thats one of mah favrites evar
Me same!! toooo cutie cute.
if teh tail lubs yuo, it will come bakc. doan worri pretti lil kitteh!
But u haz tu set it free furst. Dat b teh wey uv fingz.
i can has sidewalk?
Pssst, kitteh. Luk behind u. Tail be following u!
Saym tayl, diffrunt lyting, cheep moovee.
RHPS ref FTW!!!!!
*timewarps wif Seward*
>joynz teh Timewarp lyne<
ai wud joyne it, but sumwun ALWAIZ has to say “Dammit, Janet!” Iz sumthing ai has lerned to live wif.
i’ll bite.
dammit Jannit
wups – i ment 2 hav a smiley at teh boddum
sry dammit Jannit
This picture is so moving. I burst into tears…
((
plz to nawt cry luka unless dey’re teers ob joy at teh kyootness ob dis kitteh.
wud a hugg maykez yoo to feel betturz?
(((luka)))
caffeine kitteh has run out of caffeine
or he be popcat, prepop
he can has Redbull?
(wif cheezburger on teh syde, plz
kthxby
Leper Cat is having problems.
Leper Kitteh wuntz tu no wen teh dans iz at teh colonee.
(Please, please, please tell me someone else gets this.)
ai gits it, seward!
lepur colonee.
u r teh funnay.
kss me kwik, dere goze mai uppur lip
dere goez mai aie-bawl rite into a hi-bawl
*giggle*
sry…kant…rezist…n ai juszt noes ai’m gunna peess sum wun awf…
no whai teh leper hokkee gaym was kansulled?
tehre wuz a fayse awf at sentur ice.
WIN!!!
Aye lubs da hocki jokes!
yebbut teh leper jokes is teh pleh.
sry, i goes crawls unner mah wet blanket nao
ai noes. sowweeh.
LOLZ!!!!!
“KittehSikll Diurees” refurunz?
Mee tink kitteh is jess rappin roun the edj uv skreens and taylz gunn ketch up kwik
Boring cats.. Huhuhuhu..
Your post has set off the Lame Alert. Please exit quickly.
lame alert. BWAHAHAHA!
If y’all luk at shy guys website I tink u will see dat he is not native English speeker, maybe. (so hee shud fit rite in, haha!)I tink wen he uses ‘boring’ hee meens ‘bored’. It is an integral part of his blog.
(BTW, D.R…..ur post wuz hilarious!
)
Oh, Kathleen. thank yoo so much fur going to the site. Is reelee a veree nice site. We has awl misjujed him badlee.
yess fank yoo. itz a berry nyse website wiv sum berry kool pickshurs. we has indeed miss judjed shy guy. ai gibs him/her elebenty billyun burgurs to mayke upp fur it. but dr’s kommint berry funnee nun teh lesst.
ah don geddit s.g. – teh kitteh in teh pic iz boring? butt hes ownlee wun cat…awl teh kittehs awn ICHC iz boring? rly?
whut abowt teh Huhuhuhu? ah bin sayin it owt lowd in mah orfiss (b4 ennywun git heer), an ah gots nuthin.
’splain? plz?
kthx
W.T.F. did you just say?
If’n u iz gonna stiks ’round heer, m’fren, u iz gots ta lurn da lolspeak.
ah wil translayte 4 u:
I don’t get it s.g. – the kitty in the picture is boring? but he’s only one cat(an s.g. sed “cats”)…all the kitties on ICHC are boring? really?
What about the “Huhuhuhu”? I’ve been saying it out loud in my office, before anyone gets here, and I still don’t know what you mean.
Can you explain? Please?
okay, thank you!
hi shy guy
Kathleen cleered meh up – xsept 4 teh Huhu’s…..?
CSmall – hao do yoo get bak into yur alreddee poasted comment? Ai has seen it dun a cupple ov tiems before, ai think. Ai hav offen wanted to do that!
ai dunno – iz sumting ah wud lyk 2 noes!
4 teh translayshun, ai juss scrolleded upandown until ah wuz dun…
mebbe Prof. Teho or Maus
knows?
Pleze not to feed teh trolls.
huhu in Hawaii is like, beeg excyctemet, sumting lyke that…dunno if same w/SG
Dat poor guy.
If he came back here an saw all dis hee muss tink we r crazee.
ennyway, I realized hee prblee meens Huh huh huh…like a throaty chuckle.
kthxbai
ai pondurred obernite, an mebbe is lyk kitteh is sad – himz so bored so he cais a liddle (boo)hoohoohoo…?
ai lyke teh hawaieean exitedness bedder – shyguy fownded a boreed kitteh frend! woohoohoo!
Zom1 get awt frawm rong side ob bridj tihs mornin?
Rong side ov BRIDJ!!! LOLZ! (ai’d doo happee fayce but ai don’t remember hao. Will hav to bo bak to Teho’s chart.
O Teho. Ai nebber did thank yoo fur taht smiley chart yoo has given us. Taht wuz. . .touchinlee nice! *sniff* Veree thotful.
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‘whut’, or ‘who’?
Yippie – if ai understands yur qweschun correcktlee (an ai may nawt – ai getz it rong verree offen), ;yoo ar asking who getz up awn rong side ov brij? Twas teh troll we awl thot shy guy wuz until we investigated further and fownd awt he iz a reelee kool guy.
wut is dis huhuhuhu u speeks uf?
it be type of Lamaze Breeving during pushing out da babbeh kiitehs……moar accurit iz “Hu Hu Hu HEEEEEEEEEEE”
ohai, shy guy. Jus so u know, teh differments between bored an boring is, if u r bored u r not interested an start to get tired; if u r boring, odder peepls r not interested an start to get tired of U.
See?
Mebbe hu hu hu is new Oztraylian wurd fur ho ho ho.
As a tail it may not have been much to look at, but it wuz me own!!
and there’s always something to be said of something that belongs to you.
an wen it wer awn meh, ah dinnint haf to luk atit ennywai.
iz sorry i chasded you all teh time tail, we canz make diz work? I onlee lik you from now on, K?
narcolepsy kitteh needz service goggy.
de goggy (fink marc antony) will guard en keepe yuz safe win de sleep attax come.
en wind yeu waykez up, yeu ken ketch de tayl of yur sibling what walks off en lebs yu snuuzin on da pavemint. sow kittish of heem.
siblin kitteh finks heems tayl iz not relevint to yur intrest. gibs it en extra nibbl.
whin yue wakz up, dat iz.
Eeyoore kitteh.
Allus loosin its tayl…
tooo….much…cyoot!
tooo…much…win!
*SPLODE*
Kleen-up oan ILE sebin. Hedsplozyon!
dani – doo nawt panic. CCC is heer nao. Yur nawt in such bad shape. Wun liddle scoop – there. Nao yur CHRG(wdoi) – *pat tuck*
Gud to go! Oh- don’t furgit the choklit ov comfort.
Eeeeeeyyyyooooooorreee!
FTW!11!
Such a sad liddel kittah… ai mayk it bedder… oh wayt…
too much kyootnis!!! Kwik, bwing da Kart…
*splort*
oops too layt
This has got to be one of my all time favorites!
Will someone call the Hugs Dispensary?!
That kitteh needs snuggles stat!
SueBoo—-Dx? Rx? OR?
what a cute bebbeh, I wants to luv him, snorgle him and call him jorj..
Scene from the heartwarming 1978 film, Tail Come Home. Cameo appearance by Benji.
Baby, come back…any kind of fool could see
There was somethin’ in everything about you
I was wrong….and I just can’t live without you.
In Soviet Russia, stalker kitteh has your tail.
Kitteh are singing to the tayl
Bebbeh com bak to me
In mah heartz I still beleef
We were meant to be …
Bebbeh come back to meh
I should’ve never set U free
:sniff so sad, pooh bebbeh
Ah seez yu baybee, shakin’ dat azz, shakin’ dat azz
But Ai *needz* mai tail…
Ai needz it or Ai will ecksplode…
*taht happenz tu me sumtaims*
yeah, eye see your poynt, joo rlly doo need yer tail to hep you blow off *steem*, so-az not to ’splode!
Oh great … there goes muh cents of balance .. now i feel really poor
HEY HURRYUP! I TOL U IF U NEEDS TO GO U SHOULD GO WHILE WE AT HOME!
NOW I’M STUCK!
dat tayl shur belonged to one, beeg, furree lizard. *burp* ai no feel gud.
Come bak to mei puweez tail. I is missing yoo…
**sniff sniff** Now I haz teh sadness now 4 da kitteh. Why u make teh kitteh of sadness?? Lolcats iz 4 teh funneh.
There can bee no grate joi wifawt grate sadness. And no grate sadness wifawt grate joi. Iz Law of Nachure.
i dunt lyke dis law.
i ignorz it. onlee wantx de happee.
kinda lyke dat driving suggestshun. sumtymes i feel lyke 60 en sumtymez i feel lyke 85.
dem red and blue lytes be a pain in de tayl tho.
speshullee wehn they’re tayling YOO!
Kahlil Gibran (unintentional lol spelling) ref FTW!
aww, poar bebbeh, iz ok, ah buyz u noo tailz. u can haz enny coleur u wanz.
i noes a kyoot littil re-tail shop roun teh korner
Pittypat. re-tail shop. Yur mynd – ai admires it beyond awl meazhure.
dis tail has no heppi endz
Boi eez Mom gonna bee mad at mee. Eye keepz loozin tingz.
ai thawt it wuz onlee doggehs hoo chaste thare oun tales???
When the concept of “LMAO” goes horribly, literally awry, kitten discovers that he no longer finds it funny.
it is at this point where he discovers that the alleged difference between laughed with” and being laughed AT is a lie.
years of therapy will ensue
He is sew bummed out!
noooo…they be stealin’ mah tayl.
whuta sad storee!
ah loveded you, Tayly!!!! ~sob~ ah loveded youuu so haaaarrd
Tsk. Dis wut happen wen u get too attached.
Goombakitteh harasses Mario.
ThAt Is So FuNnY
Awwww…. hemz keeeeling mai!! Liddle sweetie lawsted hurs tailee…. Awl getcha da neww wun fur Christmas…
I love this picture
I DID WONDER WHERE MY TAIL HAD GONE,, IS THERE SUCH A THING A CAT SUPER GLUE ???
Dis goes wit http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/gotsyourtail.jpg?w=431&h=409
D’awwwwwwwwwww
This catz must be tired .. That’s why he/she can’t chase the tail.. Maybe boring after read my blog.. Huhuhuhu
Who evr mayde thiss lol* is fan of invaydur ZIM, yes?
this pichar makes me cry. :*(
poor catz..too sad
U loveded meh! All u ever did waz chase meh aroun an bite meh! I’ll show u I’m not jus a peece of tail!
THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!AWWW! POOR BABY kITTY!
i wanted yeh tail but i fallded