i made me a cookie.
AND YOU EATED IT.
But last time, u eated the cookie.
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Hedwig is angry.
kongrachumalayshuns on teh top spot anukki.
shud wee do a Jurman dants fur angry Hedwig? ai’ll go see if ai ken fined sum laydur hosen.
Ach dew leeber! Ya, ya! Whut sort uv a Jurmanical dants shut we be doing?
Wai, a jurmanical dantz in jurmanical pantz, ov corse!
we singz from “hedwig adn da angry inch”?
Kitteh startz lif az a gurl?
und donut verget da Dirndle dresses fur dee laydees!!!
NOM! nooo,dis iz meh cookie…..
is about time kitteh started doin’ somefin’ nice for kitteh for once. stoopid hooman. this…will…not…stand…
Darth Vader Kitteh contemplates the deaths of hoomans who not obey his commands. Or he contemplates the dark side of a can of tuna.
gushyfud: its liek teh foarce, in a way…
Yesh, in a berry sly way, akshooly!
Anuki
You is not secund! Kongratulashmuns!! How does you want to celebratez this occashun?
BTW who be Hedwig I are ignorint..
Hedwig is teh owl of Harry Potter. Tihs kitteh luks just liek him/her (?)
her.
Fankoo. I wuzzen shur.
lol r u shur ur anukki?
Whoah. Howdai DU taht?
*Taiks off disguys*
It’s ME! Nawt Pittypat. Trully and real!
Sowwee Pittypat.
Letz awlsew haz cookiez an apple cyder.
that ar a gud idear, how about sum hot choclit too?
Since purrhaps no wun has teh jurmanical pantz fur jurmanical dantz, wee cud just hav a nice partee fur Annukki wif Hedwig’s cookies and apple cyder. An teh hawt choklit (16 ownz?).
Dat bes brilly-ant ideer, Janet!! I brings deh marshymelloohs!!
And sum shavings of dark choclit to put on the topz, then we wouldz be all set fur the parteh.
W00t!11!! I yam awl setted foar teh partay. I putz awn mai laydur hosen, grabs sum hawt choklit and putz in sum 1/2 & 1/2 for teh creemie teckstur. Oar sints callerees doan cownt heere, mai I use creem? Wud taht be gud? I has nebber tryde it taht wai.
dat wud be da yum! but riiiiiiiich!
’s okay–wii naut uze tranzfats!
wud dese cookies be scottish shortbreds in honur of ms. scottish fold?
if it’z not Scottish, it’z crap!
LOLZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckRt2NLi1Kk
Be sure to vocalize this in your mind with a scots accent.
If paws4thot were awnlee heer, we wudn’t has to do the mind. . .oh, taht duzn’t werk Nebbermind.
And teh special eggnog taht has teh nom nom nom mixed in…
Ai cawn’t drinck apply cyder synse mai mudder put mai crushed up medysins in apple sawce wen Ai wuz sebbenteen an had mai tawnsils owt. Ai cawn’t stand teh tayste ov apple sawce an apple cyder nao. Ai still lub playn old apples tho, fank Dog. Joo wud fink dat Ai wud owtgrow dis weird fing after dis 20 yeers, but no, Ai still hates apple sawce!
And peecan prayleene eye screem! (yup, she poot mai medysins in dat, too!)
Oh noes! Wotta way to ruin a gud eyescream!
Dat’s wut AI sai, but am fankfull she din’t rooin Minnt Choklit Chipp eyescreem!!
I haz, 10 sharpnid claws and many teethz, dey are aymed at you if you dont maek me 40 new cookies. catpiche?
an denn fore-tee eben cheezburgers for dessert!
(or ‘afters’)
i love this cat
me, 2, he’z teh folding-up model…
Datz whut Crizmaz givin ees awl bout!
yeah—gimmeee, gimmee, gimmy…
irate ur cookie?
partypat is irony.
Wud it has been scotish shorbred cookie, Ms. S. Fold?
dat makes me sew MAD!!!
angri scot plots revenge
behold my cold scottish fold scold
very bold!
so ai am told.
tihs cud get old.
so, let’s brake the mold
i’m sold.
i read dis an lol’d.
(dam! nut qwiet purfikt…)
i phi, i’m appalled!
Dis is komik gold!
I rolled
(ona floor)
Hahahaha, ROFLMAO!!
an very cold !!
i wus sneeking a luk at wurk….guess i didn’t read whole original commint….an i wuz hopelessly owt of synch !!!!
LOL….i see below dat it provideded a gud opportunity to retell de hole stry !!!
U guyz r worth moar dan gold!
In that case don fall down…u mite get rolled
And your monies might get stoled.
dey’ll be throwd in teh hold, but den parroled
by teh time you’s paroled u mite b old, and dats so cold.
An yur car cud be toed!!!!
Kan I joyn teh fold?
I LOLed
Tihs is now so old,
it is cuvvered in mold.
a pollee-dact-tail kat is meny-toed!
A pregnant kitteh say, “I shud have NO’d.”
yU shuld; yU’ve ben toled!!
How DID u people get paroled??
HAHAHHAHAHA
I not lissen to yoor exkuses, eether. Nope. My eers is seeled shut. Doo not wunt to heer frum yoo. Lalalalalalalalalalala. Cant heer yoo.
What? Yoo sabed me one kooky? I luv yoo.
An yur naem izznt eevin Santa!
OK, wee gotz a tayle een da furs picher, a paw een da secont picher, da head, chest an tew moar pawz een dis picher. Ower kitteh eez cummin tugedder nizelee.
We’z still missin da earz tho…
we still needz the back pawzes and the torso, then we be all dun with the assemblies
aynd also deh belleh for snorgles!!
Eetz awl up tu Cheezburger an Tofuburger.
U tinkz dey readz enny uff dis? Or iz dere sum puter awl lined up wit automatec picher poppin owt sofwarez?
Lettuce ax tehm.
Cheez! Tofu! Iffen yoo reed dis, sen us sum moar kitteh parts!
(An hao ‘bowt a happicat bobbul-hed dawl?)
U owe mee blinking dozens cheezburgers now
Oh knock it off_____jus make yerself a dang Case-a-dilla!!!
Napo-lol-eone Dienomite, FYW
seely hoomin! u shuld noe all cookies r belong to kitteh!
all yur cookees, r belong tu ME!!
U belong to me, now gets me sum cookies with nipz in it. GO
Me + eet ur cookiz = Yay
u + eet mah cookiz = WTF
KNO UR PLAYSE, HOOMAN!!!
srly sry, kitteh….
how bowt we reskedule dat trip to de vet ???
“furst dey ignoor u, den dey ridicyool u, den dey fite u, den u win.
– macatma gandhi
tihs is catpictr !!112 tish is catpictr !!@!!@1121 tihs is catpicur truly QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
…Uh?!…
External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge Kitteh. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty.
Bah! Humburga!
dis iz eggsep– exet– really grate actshully! Beyoutiful imagery, and a grate liddle storye! Thx K! Yer buddie, LyP
an tehrs moar:
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Carol-Charles-Dickens/dp/1580495796/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197056374&sr=1-6
He carried his own low temperature about with him always.
I reedz dis aloud ebry Christmas! Lubs teh Christmas Carol.
What did Carol Burnett, Carol Channing and Carroll O’Connor do foar teh hollydaze?
Carolled?
Yeah, I sink yer rite.
SINK ME!!!!
I MEADED: I SING yer rite!
Angry kitteh is angry
I’m waaaaaiting…hork it up now!
oh oh images…goes and mentally lies down
Fanks for dat vishual leaf.
*pleh*
Eye can has barfbag?
Na i noes y i haz to buy nu flours and chaclat tah hole time!@! me cats do many large cookies wile i be at works..
Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds: The Sequel
Speshal cookie full ov the nip – not ment for hooman consumption
A nize laydee maed me a veggy sushi roll, n mai beegle ate it. Tru storee.
A knot-nize laydee maed me a witch…..
butt I got bedder!!!
Wuz that Hazel?
but did she turn you into a newt?
no. butt whin eye wuz a which, I terned this guy intoo a noot.
Nom, nom, nom, Ai did (gulp) knot!!!
lukuly, hedwig nos teh yoga fer reelaxayshuns — hees dooink ‘cao poes,’ will sun bees plahsid leik teh bohvyns.
I am the owl AND the pussycat.
WHHAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!!1!
Hedwig an Krookshanks?
Hedshanks?
Krookwig?
Jokez on yoo, tho…dat wuzzn’t a cookie.
(Wut, u think I be hidin cookyz in da littrbocks? Silly hoomin.)
eeew!
AM SO COOOOOLD
I know whacha meen–dis be a three-cat-nite fow-shoow
Qwik! Repleyse cookah befoar Scottish Fold goze awl Breyvhart on uz!
(We tuuk hiz cookah, be we cannae taek, his pointie bits!)
ORLY kitteh
I was gonna say the same thing! lulz
I b makn sum cookiez mebbe dis Caturday or nex Caturday. Dey b teh GINjurbred cookiez but maded wif eggstry-speshul ingr…engr…foodz dat mayk ovver foodz. Fur 1 ting, ai yooz imi…emi…not reel RUM eggstrak. Nom-nom-nom-nom…
Dat wuz mai exre-speshul cookee dat I maed fur santee claws. Yoo kawf it up nao or pae du pryce lader. Yur choyse hyoomin. Yoo mayk me nue wun? Ok, deel. It bedder be in mai paw bai teh tyme I cownt to fyve. Wun misesipie, too misesipie, chree misesipie…..wut nex? Yoo luky I furgot hao to cownt. Ai iz gunna go wach mai sesme schreet taype an wehn ai get bak, cookee bedder be redee. *stomps off to liddle hyoominz room wehr deh moovees r kept*
My bodee Languidge–
Let me show you it!!
Dis be happee cat’s cuzin – unhappee cat
Happycat’s eeeeefil cuzin – angrycat.
Dere better b a bocks ov cookeeys unner ur arm, if’n u kno wut’s gud fer u.
“Dat wusunt a cookie,” wispurs revengful kitteh.
gud, diz floppy ear kittehs has teh perfectest faces evar
Dwight Schrute Kitteh is not happy with your promotion.
Ohhh mah noes, you eated teh cookie!!!!!!!!!! Bad on yous
ef idda knowd yu fetd so strugly bout eet, i wunta eated eet, honest.. goshes!!
Meditashun…yer doin’ it wrong
dat poor kitty lostded his kooky. stoopud stoopud hoomans.
lol! it was MY cookie. im eatin it right now!