i made me a cookie.
AND YOU EATED IT.
But last time, u eated the cookie.
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Hedwig is angry.
kongrachumalayshuns on teh top spot anukki.
shud wee do a Jurman dants fur angry Hedwig? ai’ll go see if ai ken fined sum laydur hosen.
Ach dew leeber! Ya, ya! Whut sort uv a Jurmanical dants shut we be doing?
Wai, a jurmanical dantz in jurmanical pantz, ov corse!
we singz from “hedwig adn da angry inch”?
Kitteh startz lif az a gurl?
und donut verget da Dirndle dresses fur dee laydees!!!
NOM! nooo,dis iz meh cookie…..
is about time kitteh started doin’ somefin’ nice for kitteh for once. stoopid hooman. this…will…not…stand…
Darth Vader Kitteh contemplates the deaths of hoomans who not obey his commands. Or he contemplates the dark side of a can of tuna.
gushyfud: its liek teh foarce, in a way…
Yesh, in a berry sly way, akshooly!
Anuki
You is not secund! Kongratulashmuns!! How does you want to celebratez this occashun?
BTW who be Hedwig I are ignorint..
Hedwig is teh owl of Harry Potter. Tihs kitteh luks just liek him/her (?)
her.
Fankoo. I wuzzen shur.
lol r u shur ur anukki?
Whoah. Howdai DU taht?
*Taiks off disguys*
It’s ME! Nawt Pittypat. Trully and real!
Sowwee Pittypat.
Letz awlsew haz cookiez an apple cyder.
that ar a gud idear, how about sum hot choclit too?
Since purrhaps no wun has teh jurmanical pantz fur jurmanical dantz, wee cud just hav a nice partee fur Annukki wif Hedwig’s cookies and apple cyder. An teh hawt choklit (16 ownz?).
Dat bes brilly-ant ideer, Janet!! I brings deh marshymelloohs!!
And sum shavings of dark choclit to put on the topz, then we wouldz be all set fur the parteh.
W00t!11!! I yam awl setted foar teh partay. I putz awn mai laydur hosen, grabs sum hawt choklit and putz in sum 1/2 & 1/2 for teh creemie teckstur. Oar sints callerees doan cownt heere, mai I use creem? Wud taht be gud? I has nebber tryde it taht wai.
dat wud be da yum! but riiiiiiiich!
’s okay–wii naut uze tranzfats!
wud dese cookies be scottish shortbreds in honur of ms. scottish fold?
if it’z not Scottish, it’z crap!
LOLZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckRt2NLi1Kk
Be sure to vocalize this in your mind with a scots accent.
If paws4thot were awnlee heer, we wudn’t has to do the mind. . .oh, taht duzn’t werk Nebbermind.
And teh special eggnog taht has teh nom nom nom mixed in…
Ai cawn’t drinck apply cyder synse mai mudder put mai crushed up medysins in apple sawce wen Ai wuz sebbenteen an had mai tawnsils owt. Ai cawn’t stand teh tayste ov apple sawce an apple cyder nao. Ai still lub playn old apples tho, fank Dog. Joo wud fink dat Ai wud owtgrow dis weird fing after dis 20 yeers, but no, Ai still hates apple sawce!
And peecan prayleene eye screem! (yup, she poot mai medysins in dat, too!)
Oh noes! Wotta way to ruin a gud eyescream!
Dat’s wut AI sai, but am fankfull she din’t rooin Minnt Choklit Chipp eyescreem!!
I haz, 10 sharpnid claws and many teethz, dey are aymed at you if you dont maek me 40 new cookies. catpiche?
an denn fore-tee eben cheezburgers for dessert!
(or ‘afters’)
i love this cat
me, 2, he’z teh folding-up model…
Datz whut Crizmaz givin ees awl bout!
yeah—gimmeee, gimmee, gimmy…
irate ur cookie?
partypat is irony.
Wud it has been scotish shorbred cookie, Ms. S. Fold?
dat makes me sew MAD!!!
angri scot plots revenge
behold my cold scottish fold scold
very bold!
so ai am told.
tihs cud get old.
so, let’s brake the mold
i’m sold.
i read dis an lol’d.
(dam! nut qwiet purfikt…)
i phi, i’m appalled!
Dis is komik gold!
I rolled
(ona floor)
Hahahaha, ROFLMAO!!
an very cold !!
i wus sneeking a luk at wurk….guess i didn’t read whole original commint….an i wuz hopelessly owt of synch !!!!
LOL….i see below dat it provideded a gud opportunity to retell de hole stry !!!
U guyz r worth moar dan gold!
In that case don fall down…u mite get rolled
And your monies might get stoled.
dey’ll be throwd in teh hold, but den parroled
by teh time you’s paroled u mite b old, and dats so cold.
An yur car cud be toed!!!!