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oh kittehs, u always gets into trouble.
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Boi, eye don want da guyz tu see dis!
Yeah, Ms. Tribble!
Wat’s ur pleasure fur a danse?
Hi Romeow! Gud tu c u. How wuz ur springed roll an goo goo gai pan frum las nite? Eye betz da kitteh wishez hee din eat sew mush. Whut danz goez wit da kitteh stuck een da fenz?
Fank yew fur da chineze nom noms lass nite. Bery yummy. I gots the goo to go, butts Darrkwolff stopped bai fur nom noms, too.
Awl I can fink ov for dis kitteh iz this song:
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you
And I’m wondering what it is I should do
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control yeah, I’m all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
An whut gud nom nomz dey wuz!
Manee fanks 2 Laydee Tribble!
Wen I waz yunger, so much yunger than todai,
I neber needed ennybuddy’s halp in enny wai.
Butt now dese dais r gone, I’m nawt so self ashured,
Now I find I’z changed mah mind, Iz skwished betweened teh bords.
ack!! best beatles spoof EVAH!!! 20 millyun billyun cheezburgerz fer yoo!!
Beatles reference FTW!
Teh funnay! Romeow FTW!!
Com awn bebbeh,
an reskew meh!
Areta ref or is it supremse? yay motwn eyeder way
I fink dat Reefah Franklol.
hee hee “Franklol”, fanks
(goes back to singing da song off key”
wowoh Babeeh! Rescuw mE!
Glad u liekded dat.
Singz it, sistah!
hokey dokey, but yoo reeley shuld cobber yore eers. SRSLY.
Kint B wurs den meh. Trusht meh.
giggles-hokay, i conceede but onlee to has politeness to be showing you. (the truth-i haves it-the bad singing prizey shoed goze to moi)
(resumes “singing” combination of beetels and rEtha Franklol. all around the wuld peeps be getting da queesy feelin. ‘halP, i needz sumbunny, to reskew me!”
not a preddy site
Tank u awl fur da phun danzez.
Mary, U nawt noze how bad I singz in reel lyfe!
Furtunaytlee, in ICHCspayse, ebree1 kan sing lyke teh bluz an opera starz.
oopsie i furgetts fings aer diffrunt in LOLand aka ICHCspase (da fynal frunteer!) so i can has voiz oof da bestest bluz an/ore oopra.
fanks fur sedding me strait!
(off screen “singing” continues and is somehow emitted into deepspace where alien beings on farr off planets are covering their many shaped and colored ears. This sound is what keeps them from invading Earth)
Mary O’Spckn – ai thankz yoo frum teh bottom ov mai hart fur saving awl the cheezpeeps furm the alien invashun.
Pleese to keep awn singing (what izzit taht yoo are singing?) so we can bee saif! Yoo will be richlee rewardeded.
iz a tuff jobb, bud somebunnies gotta duet.
yew aer wilcom.
ps i can haz cheezeburger furr my richlee rewarded?
Fontella Bass?
My osmosin’ through stuff abilty gots stuck!
iwud haf jelusy eksept furr too raisins:
it has so much kyoot i dun splorted
and
i nebber submited enny piktours.
\conCatulolshuns on yore winz
oopsie, dis supposed to go aftur horse fur furst frunt page.
stoopy newbieness, i has it
Sorry to interrupt but…
-SUPER HAPPY DANCE-
My first front page lolcat
:D:D:D:D
Yay for yu Horse, gud capshon!
iwud haf jelusy eksept furr too raisins:
it has so much kyoot i dun splorted
and
i nebber submited enny piktours.
\conCatulolshuns on yore winz
Super gud job, Horse. In mai mind ai sees yoo doing a happee Snoopee danse. With the thousands of submisshuns competeing, this is indeed sumthing to be veree prowd ov. An we thanks yoo fur maeking us smail and lol and snert!
Ha Ha Ha Ha. You’re welcome. But really, someday you’ve got to be your own source, man! Be you’re own dynamic! I’m not you’re leader! It’s all his man! It’s all his! I’m a short timer now, that’s all I care about. Anytime, anywhere. Such an unprecedented, albeit negative, yet [almost, my urchins] overwhelming and passionate response merits all the most serious and careful observation. Now go and find your destinies and purposes in life! And shrink not, nor be discouraged because they can and will in no way ever be as significant as my existence. Ha Ha Ha. Is that all you got. I like it. Give me more.
A liddle halp ober heer, pleese.
Helicat?
Hovercat?
Ai send yu Serchanrescoo kitteh, wit teh Oleo in hims bakpak to slip-slyd yu owt
Fank yew, Ambercat!
Gud Lawd, affer dis, I feelz a baff comin on.
oh sos den I canz be slip sliden away?
momcat
ceiling cat?
he’z wachin’ yoo maek yerself blynde…
kitteh wiff super red cape???
I needz U to save teh day!!!
Halp! Pleez to be habin’ uhsistintz heer. Kthxbai.
Eye can hav sum helpz? plzkthx
Due u cawl de firez deepartmentz? Or du dey onli cum owt fur kittehz stuck up een de treez?
De cud uze da “jaws uff live” on da post!
I hopes u r nawt referr…referer…talkin bout dat beeg goggie barkin on teh ober syde ov dis fense.
Sound moar liek teh “jaws ov nom nom” to meh!
No, no, no, hab u ebber gone tu da fire n res Q dai at de fire deepartmentz? Dey haz deez beeg tingz dat luk like de plierz dat de cut da top uff da carz off wit. Verrri imprezzive. U shud go da nex tyme dei haz wun uff dezz demoz.
Wel….
….kitteh stuk in sumfin dat maed wif tree….
…duz dat kownt?
It shud. Butts sumtiems dey r sush tiklers fur dee tails.
okz-
ifnz deh tiklers fur dee tails, wud a k-tail du?
momcat
let’s dance after we get him un-stuck.
hope he doesn’t get any splinters!
Whut myootint mowsee gawt 2 doo wif dis?
I no whutz—less caul dat cute nija-turtel–I hurd hez got 2 heds–iz bedder thin won!1
Well, dere waz dis skwerrl, OK…and…
hee woodn’t share hiz nutz wiff mii, so I runnded after him, an he slipped trough dis fence, an i…
…didn’t.
Iffs u halp meh outta here,
I gibs u a tuxeedo juss liek dis won.
U gotz ur barrassing picshur, nao putz down teh kamra an HALP MEH!
plskthx
Whut??? You putted me on ICHC????!!!!!!!
Yu rlly owes mii now.
‘llevendy cheezbergers ebbry day!!!
Kitteh tries to do pole dans to be sexie, all goes horribly wrong.
Yew wudden bleev mee if ai tol yew….
skweeeeeeeeeeezzzz!!!!
i thinks i eats one cheezburger two many tihs week…
…dis ushuly not a problm…f***ing splinterz…
Huwwy- up, bis bee a M-er-gin-cee!
U has 2 call the 911!
ok, wut’s teh numbar?
I can’ts find teh eleben ona fone.
is eleben? Ai tort wuz nyneewun
Nyneewun? I frot it waz nyne-elebenty?
Mebee iz diffrent cross teh pond?
I doan eben see elebenty butt ons ona dis fone. Wat we gonna do fur dis kyoot bebeh?
Ai says we tikels him wif teh fone untill he laffs so harrd he popses owt.
Oar poopses owt. Witchebber happunz fursteez.
If he poopses owt, he wil bee a liddle slimmer. Mite doo teh trick.
Ai wuz gonna go fur “doo doo” teh trick, but ai thot mite bee overkill.
JCH$K, yew tinks dis site can has overkhill? Wot a strainge ideer!
Ask taht Rudy guy frum NooYoark, it’s all he ebber sez
*snicker*
Tuk meh a whyel, but I gawtz dat. *lulz*
Rudy makes speach:
“nine-eleben, nyne- eleven, nein-elevin, nine ievin…”
Rudy gives anudder speech:
“Nyne-eleven, nine-eleben, niin-’lebben…”
Lucky fur dat mowsie dat I gotz stuk.
I waz DIS close to hims.
Next tiems, mowsie, next tiems…
*shakes paw*
he wuz dis big–
*trys to spreed arms apart az far az posible*
liek dis:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/17/iz-serious-it-wuz-this-big/
zackly
Adid kitn suport neer bays naekz fr much sturdeeyur strukshur.
Code-upprooved kitteh trim detayle
Sumdai, we gonna fink bak an laff bout dis.
Butts, iz gonna taek a long tiem.
i can has Crisco?
srry, kitteh, no kan doo–too meny transphats.
i knows taht, bcauws i IZ a “trans-fat” here in dis fense.
Nao jus spred it on mi ferr plz, and doan enjoy it 2 muchly. kthxbai
OK, whuteber yU want—
here you go–how’s dat?
Kin you slip outa der now?
Wif a cyoot belli lyke dat no wunder hes got stuk
Mebee iffs I suck in mah floof…
*whew*
nao, dat nawt halping.
watch naow as i saw kitteh in haf
Dis mergincee, not majic tric!
Iz awl fun an gaems till sumwon gits hurted.
Carefulz, eye said “laminate pet animal” az a palindrome wunce. An de tole me dat sumwun might tink u hurt de animalz. Sew de givez u low burger cowntz.
This are emburrusing I is gonna hit the gym tummorowz and start on my Catkins
dietses too.
Undesided kitteh is on teh fense.
undesided kitteh is in teh fense.
Is can be mugwump kitteh?
’sposed to b “sitting on teh fence”, butt fence habs poynty endz!
How do know it isn’t an English kitteh, he have to dial 999???!!!
Inglish kittehs get stuk on odder syd ob teh fens
or odder syde ob teh pon.
Yup, I’ve seen that too!
In defense of teh kittehs… oh kitteh is da fense? dat difrnt den…
ment “kitteh is IN da fense”… mee stooopid typr
Wuz stil phunnie, G.
thx. eye tri
nawt a problm- maks fur grete philopshi qwestion-
ifnz da kitteh in da fense dus kitteh becom fense? Is deh naow wun an da same?
momcat
sryrs Iz nawt beez rond two muc lately- skool work consumin mai lif!
Scotty! Transporter fail!
Its teh yooniform, captin. Ah keap sayin it’s too beeg!
Yeah, an y I habs to alwais dress formal?
Nobunneh elfs duz.
U da speshul bassidor tu da Federashun fur da kittehz.
Eez vewi purrestigegus position.
Wellz, sinse u putz it dat wai…
KTHXBAI…well, iffs I wazn’t stuck.
O hai. Aim jes fine. U?
yea i lve cts dg!
http://www.ThunkDifferent.com
I caught the fense! It’ll neber get away frum me agin!
Rite, it wood nt dare!
iz can to have teh towelz to cleans mah keyboardz nao? kthx
Jool jus cum bak heer tomaro an mess id up agin ennywai.
Dis iz nawt ryte. Ifz
Kitteh canz getz wiskurrs froo
t3h ress ubz himz folloz
Liddill Kitteh muss
undurrstandz. Sum tymez U fail
in oardurr 2 win
Liddill Kitteh shoodz
relakkz andz letz gribbitee
duz sum ubz t3h wurk
Jack.
Vairy kozmic, Jak.
i saw u hangin frum a tree
an i made beleev it wuz me
i’m stikkin wif u
kuz i’m made outta gloo
well, i thot i cud hied frum Ceiling-cat, but i wuz doin it rong.
of all teh rawtin luck
Dis no gud place 2 hide…
Plz to start seekin aftr countin 2 ten
Grate escaip isn’t so grate, akshualee.
Sorry to be off topic but thought that ICHC peeps could help……
Can cats see colors? My Puffy (over the rainbow bridge) did not like my sister or any other relative (man, woman, adult, child) with any shade of red hair (strawberry blonde to auburn). If she spotted a ginger, she would immediately hide or, in the case of my sister, torment her (grab her legs as she went down the stairs, hide dead animals in her bed, etc.). Was my baby prejudiced or just quirky?
I tink dey kan see sum kulorz, but nawt awl…
How elz tehy noes teh orng wunz iz poizn?
Akshully, I azk Jeeves n see dat catz haz both rodz n conz n kan see som kulorz but less tahn hyoominz.
Us liberryunz haz 2 luk it up.
I luk it up also (nuther liberryun here): dey seez moslee greenz n blooz, but redz nawt so much. If kitteh had prejudis, it prawbublee nawt teh jinjer hair.
OT – liberryone here too.
i jes gotz my get-intwo-grad skul letter. in fwee yeers i will haz my afficcial liberry paperz.
i beginz nexs munf.
bak tew kitteh…
Gud luk! Iz lawts of hard werk, but iz werth it.
Well. Daht eggspalynz it dehn. Puffy ssez teh junjur hayre an tinks daht teh purrson muzt be poyzon.
Kittehz last werdz B4 gettin teh stuk….
“Hai guyz! Wacchis!”
I wrill rezcuezs u sweeet kitteh!!!!
Goggie promizd me cheezburgerz if I cud fit thru fenz.
Iz starting to think goggie not sincere.
he is eetin ur cheezberger, kitteh
Kitteh needz tu learn tu apparate bettah.
HALP! I IZ SPLINCHED!
Mah getterupper gave out
how ’bout eye gibs U my round-tuit?
I finds dis a-fence-sieve. Kitteh is ovviously bein strained. Plz donut do dis!
This is sick! Look at that cute kitty! I can’t believe someone would put a kitty in position to be like that.
i guess he put himself in that position.
I kinda liked that. Is that all you got? Give me more.