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give me negative self-image

therapist cat sez: draw u as how u see ur self

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  1. Callista says:

    poor kitteh, bees not so tall :( But short kitteh iz good too.

  2. rodney dill says:

    Han Solo’s cat was never released from carbonite…. true story.

  3. kittehlurve says:

    don wurry kitteh – u is nawt fatz! butt yer blak culler is slidzin off yer noze…off 2 teh rite sied.

  4. brainfire says:

    awww, liddle kitteh. u muches 2 kyoot 4 habing komplex. stay wid me n ai maek shur u be lubbed n snorgled n stuf. *kisses kitteh hed*

  5. two_kittehs says:

    Kitteh u is pretteh, u is tiny cuddly packig of luv and teh cutenezz, u no reasons
    2 hab negative self image k.., come here I give U sum smooz

  6. Maus says:

    Kitteh sez “I bilded tihs model frum teh kit, but teh plastic is not realis… reyaliz… culured rite. I can has testors paint?”

  7. Dis be my berry, berry loyal frend. Alwayz be stikking his nek out for me.

  8. Tribble says:

    U willin tu givez up de gushi fuud tu tri tu luk lik dat?
    Eye din’t tink so.

    • cSmall says:

      givin up gushie fud won maek yu luk lyk taht – put yerself inna rack and s–t–r–e–t–c–h–e–s yerself mite…

      i wuddent do it tho, kitteh – yu r byootiful, even tho yer nawt fer shure
      ((((smoo))))

  9. JAJEH says:

    Model naut kyoot n cuddlee. U r. U much bedder n naicer.

  10. Gober says:

    Poor plastik Peenokioh kitteh is bery jelus of fluffie kuddlee kittn.

    Ai want to be a reel kitteh too.
    Were mai wish opon a star?

  11. doctorcat says:

    Kitteh, u nots fat–u iz floofy.

  12. Pittypat says:

    Kitteh, enjoy teh power and byooty of your floof.
    Oh, never mind. u will not unnerstan teh power and byooty of ur floof til theyv faded. But trust me, in 5 yeers, u’ll look bak at fotos of urseff an rekall in a way u cant grasp now how much possibilitee lay afore u and how phabulous u reely looked. (best advice nevver givin by vonnegut).

    • Teh WIN applied retroaktively.

    • stend says:

      for a moment I thought you said “the booty of the floof”, and I thought you were referring to that time gunn guide to style episode from the other night…

      (half) black kitty got booty !!! (shaking that 4ss, shakin that 4ss …)

      meanwhile, kate moss kitty sez “just half a tic-tac for me, thanks…”

    • Kristen says:

      lubbs dis speech so muches. akshully by Mary Schmich of noo york tymz

      • doctorcat says:

        I bemember dat. A fren of mine sent it to me an sed it was Vonnegut. I red it an sed “No wai. A wimmins rote dis.” An I was rite! Guyz don worrie bout dere wate and how dey lukked 5 yeers ago.

  13. dapanferkitteh says:

    seez? da meedeeuh gibz eben da bootifoo kitteh da bad self-steem. DO NOT WANT kitteh luk liek skinny uggee mawdul!

    come here, sweet prettie kitteh! I smoozle yoo wif lubs and snuggulz!

  14. karen says:

    duz dis swettr maek me lukk fat?

  15. Kim says:

    Kitteh orderd himself a gurlfrend off teh internets. She teh kwiet an resurved type.

  16. Kraftwerk Kitteh planz to send teh model on tour while Kitteh toil away in studio on album wot never aktually materializes.

  17. Nick says:

    Sit Like an Ejipshun

  18. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    dis just in, dokters in ‘Merika, Canada and teeny-tiny Ingerland riporting eppademmik of hedsplorts. Murjensee rooms is callin fer larj suppliez of CHRG to remmadee dis problem.

    • trtskh says:

      wau, ah studiez 2 studiez eppademmix irl. hedsplorts wil b gud foar teh dissertashun. i can haz reesurch grantz??!

  19. trtskh says:

    mmm. if teh modelz b teh floofy blak n wite wan, i can c y u haz immuj problimz, bron kitteh…

  20. thepetmuseum says:

    o me 2, kitteh. me 2.

  21. paws4thot says:

    Ah kitteh. UR awl kewet & lububil. Ur “frend” R 2 hard & woudin 4 me 2 lub.

  22. andipandi says:

    you should submit this to LOLSECRETS.

  23. cratz says:

    R U mai mommie?

  24. KC says:

    Tom Cruz kitteh no like being shortr than wif

  25. handikat says:

    Kitteh iz not overwayte

    Kitteh iz lyke meh – under tall.

    Short ‘n’ cuddleh WIN ebbery tyme!

  26. cheekyassmonkey says:

    oh happy dai!!
    mah kitteh iz makin teh front page!!

    fluffy kittehs everywhere rejoice :)

  27. amazonian says:

    Dun wurri kitee- dem mawdles is foto-shopped.

    Dat iz not her reel tail, and dey nip-tuked her chin. She reely haz de sell-you-lyte n a layzee aye.

  28. homescribe says:

    i noes how u feel kitten … being short and round, teh tallz and thinz modelz makes me feelz fat.

  29. Alison says:

    i feelz yoor pain kitteh

  30. jim a says:

    I can haz ipecac?

  31. slythwolf says:

    Skinneh-shaming. ICHCB has it.

  32. Cat Feral says:

    Aww, kitty is MUCH cuter than the model! Be proud, kitty!

  33. choclet peye says:

    Dis pichur has acheevemint.

  34. choclet peye says:

    Olso littel kitteh, teh modelz is freeks. Profeshunels coat-hangerz. I is not that jeluss.


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