the modelz
give me negative self-image
therapist cat sez: draw u as how u see ur self
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poor kitteh, bees not so tall
But short kitteh iz good too.
Deez models….dey are not “reel”…onlee pigmentz of teh imajinashun…YU, bebbeh, are teh reel fing! Nebber furgiddit!
‘tiz bedder to hab lubbed teh short kitteh, than nebber 2 hab lubbed a tall
lolz
so. much. win.
i r thinkin dat a strut down catwalk iz moar apper.. approro.. uhprop… BETTER for Callista den a nawt sekund danse. yesh…..
iz obcess’d wif teh projeck runway.. >.<
she’s had work done, sweetie !!! one more facelift and she’ll have a beard
>APPLAUSE<
Han Solo’s cat was never released from carbonite…. true story.
and got stuk in teh hyeparspeeds, aparintlee
It dust sho happinz dat myz friend here iz only MOSTEDLY dead
nao derz a thot… Star Worz + Pincez Bryd mashup! hoo can duz??
kitteh has a complex.
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh has a complex about teh shmudge on his bitteh face
don wurry kitteh – u is nawt fatz! butt yer blak culler is slidzin off yer noze…off 2 teh rite sied.
Fat kittehz are naiz lukkin 2. Moar 2 luvz.
But dis kitteh nawt bee fat.
tehy r.
modelz. no want.
ore barbie-kats!!!
pleh!
awww, liddle kitteh. u muches 2 kyoot 4 habing komplex. stay wid me n ai maek shur u be lubbed n snorgled n stuf. *kisses kitteh hed*
kitteh onley duz this to get attenshun and win yore affektsion
Kitteh u is pretteh, u is tiny cuddly packig of luv and teh cutenezz, u no reasons
2 hab negative self image k.., come here I give U sum smooz
Kitteh sez “I bilded tihs model frum teh kit, but teh plastic is not realis… reyaliz… culured rite. I can has testors paint?”
Dis be my berry, berry loyal frend. Alwayz be stikking his nek out for me.
that are phunnie
U willin tu givez up de gushi fuud tu tri tu luk lik dat?
Eye din’t tink so.
givin up gushie fud won maek yu luk lyk taht – put yerself inna rack and s–t–r–e–t–c–h–e–s yerself mite…
i wuddent do it tho, kitteh – yu r byootiful, even tho yer nawt fer shure
((((smoo))))
Model naut kyoot n cuddlee. U r. U much bedder n naicer.
Poor plastik Peenokioh kitteh is bery jelus of fluffie kuddlee kittn.
Ai want to be a reel kitteh too.
Were mai wish opon a star?
klik yer heels. cmon. i daer u.
Velveteen Rabbit ref FTW!
Kitteh, u nots fat–u iz floofy.
Floofy=mush wins!!!
Wooden kitteh=naut sew grate for snorgeling, akshooly.
Kitteh, enjoy teh power and byooty of your floof.
Oh, never mind. u will not unnerstan teh power and byooty of ur floof til theyv faded. But trust me, in 5 yeers, u’ll look bak at fotos of urseff an rekall in a way u cant grasp now how much possibilitee lay afore u and how phabulous u reely looked. (best advice nevver givin by vonnegut).
Teh WIN applied retroaktively.
for a moment I thought you said “the booty of the floof”, and I thought you were referring to that time gunn guide to style episode from the other night…
(half) black kitty got booty !!! (shaking that 4ss, shakin that 4ss …)
meanwhile, kate moss kitty sez “just half a tic-tac for me, thanks…”
lubbs dis speech so muches. akshully by Mary Schmich of noo york tymz
I bemember dat. A fren of mine sent it to me an sed it was Vonnegut. I red it an sed “No wai. A wimmins rote dis.” An I was rite! Guyz don worrie bout dere wate and how dey lukked 5 yeers ago.
seez? da meedeeuh gibz eben da bootifoo kitteh da bad self-steem. DO NOT WANT kitteh luk liek skinny uggee mawdul!
come here, sweet prettie kitteh! I smoozle yoo wif lubs and snuggulz!
I secund that, panfur!
we lieks it when dere is moer kitteh to lub
duz dis swettr maek me lukk fat?
No, dat modle duz. Step away frum her!
Dere, dat better. *smoo smoo smoo*
naw…teh pritty, floofy swettr makes tawll kitteh look bawld.
Kitteh orderd himself a gurlfrend off teh internets. She teh kwiet an resurved type.
So…dis iz teh nooest model from teh “Real Doll” kumpanee…dey kall it “Real Kitteh”. It not seem so real to me…
it real wud doll–naut made outof “pressed wood products”
haz u seen “Lars and the Real Girl’? is berry much gudness
Kraftwerk Kitteh planz to send teh model on tour while Kitteh toil away in studio on album wot never aktually materializes.
Sit Like an Ejipshun
He nebber thot he’d cee–
funky Tut!!!
Boss Tut!!!
dis just in, dokters in ‘Merika, Canada and teeny-tiny Ingerland riporting eppademmik of hedsplorts. Murjensee rooms is callin fer larj suppliez of CHRG to remmadee dis problem.
wau, ah studiez 2 studiez eppademmix irl. hedsplorts wil b gud foar teh dissertashun. i can haz reesurch grantz??!
mmm. if teh modelz b teh floofy blak n wite wan, i can c y u haz immuj problimz, bron kitteh…
o me 2, kitteh. me 2.
Ah kitteh. UR awl kewet & lububil. Ur “frend” R 2 hard & woudin 4 me 2 lub.
you should submit this to LOLSECRETS.
R U mai mommie?
Tom Cruz kitteh no like being shortr than wif
mebee scien-tall-ogee helps hims wif tihs?
(hee hee!)
Kitteh iz not overwayte
Kitteh iz lyke meh – under tall.
Short ‘n’ cuddleh WIN ebbery tyme!
under tall….lurve it!!
oar tu kwote mai hero (winnie da pooh) “I’m short and fat and prowd uv dat”
Is frum de up douwn sawng. “I shorrt, stout, an…..” (sumfing rhyming ai cannot member)
Iz meeeeeeeeee
Garfield FTW!
Jon: “According to this chart, with your current weight, you should be…eight feet tall!”
Garfield: “Are you saying I’m short?!”
kitteh babeh ‘posted to bee phat lyke Michillin man, iz naturell and bootyful!
AH iz mayle, an ah taek short and kuddlee wit guid purrsonalitee obur tawl, skinnee and beehatchee eberee tyme! Yez reeli.
beehatchee?
oh happy dai!!
mah kitteh iz makin teh front page!!
fluffy kittehs everywhere rejoice
Dat ur kitteh? Congratumalations! She is teh purrty.
She can has ferapee fur lo self-esteam?
not mah kitteh, but mah capshun
i haz 3 kittehs, but dey is camura shi
Congrats! Nawt eezee making teh frunt paige these days. Cause fur grate rejoycing indeed!
And letz heer it fur teh “fluffee” kittehs!!!
Dun wurri kitee- dem mawdles is foto-shopped.
Dat iz not her reel tail, and dey nip-tuked her chin. She reely haz de sell-you-lyte n a layzee aye.
Yeah…she wearing speshul gurdel under her furr–
makes hur hafta stand still like a wooden statue.
Bestest fotochop post ebur!!
binglol!
i noes how u feel kitten … being short and round, teh tallz and thinz modelz makes me feelz fat.
i feelz yoor pain kitteh
I can haz ipecac?
Skinneh-shaming. ICHCB has it.
Aww, kitty is MUCH cuter than the model! Be proud, kitty!
Dis pichur has acheevemint.
Olso littel kitteh, teh modelz is freeks. Profeshunels coat-hangerz. I is not that jeluss.