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kittydragon

Unamused kitteh is unamused.

Missy

Kittydragon, we’d dans, but due to photo, we’d do a dans of apathee. Congrats on NS anywai!

elfinugget

I saez kiti iz teh lissinin to mai momzilla on teh fone. I kno I haz varee mush saem wif da axpreshin whin I tak to mai momzilla as diz kiti.

Yeth, I fink dat problie whut happnin.

Eethur that oar kiti iz heering abowt teh laetizt Britnee zpeerz drahhhhhmahhhh. Lawlz0rz!!

Shera (kittehvet)

LOL! I is liek that too. Momzilla calls last nite. Tree times I tell her I’z too tired to talk and listem. But she keeps talkin!

But I lubs my mommee.

 
 
paws4thot

I kan do a deded man shuffil, ib daht’s NE help.

 
 
Tina

LOLZ! iz best kitteh face evur!

 
 
 
rodney dill

Pardon Moi, You’ve mistaken me for someone who cares.

CrazyOldLady

Yeah…mai givadammer is borked.

dapanferkitteh

givadammer ftw!

elfinugget

mai thotz axaktlie. ROTFL @ givadammer!! :D I fink dat mite be rong wif mai kar, too, naw dat u menshin…. derz dis noyz but I turnz up da raydyoo an’ poof, noyz fixd.

onceajinx

lol, dat’s ma sekrit uv car mayntinants - lowd raydeeyo! Also giv car drinkies uv gas, erl, coolerizin, cleansheeld joos, etc. it doowin ok, fur an ol uglee kia….

 
 
 
paws4thot

GR8 nu wurd COL. Mai ah borro it?

salleh

me free !!!!

wish a had heard dis a lowng tyme ago……isa gud wun

onceajinx

it is! i cooda yoozd dis werd in da miletaree, on ma medicl discharj paypurrs!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Miranda Foix

Tell me, how did The Machine make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.

 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Pulite kitteh pretendz intrist on teh outsyde, but on teh insyde, is werking on list for Santa Claws.

yippie!!!

*he tz tinking* Yur needz R nawt relevent to my intrests.

 
 
 
Tunaonmymind

Yes one can tell kitteh is just thrilled to be listening to all of this…

yippie!!!

yeah…juz lyke teh forty-teen otter timez yu swd it!

 
 
yippie!!!

he’z “listining” to boring storees of teh crabby, hareless old man-kat.

onceajinx

Jus liek da crabbee ol woman iz. Dat’s hao I, er I mean she, got so crabbee!!

Ma frase fur ma hubbee is “to make a lawng storee lawnger…” He nawt seem to git it….

Udder dan hims lawng drawn owt unnesesaree parts uv storee set ups, he good man an Ai lurve him, and his storees!

 
 
 
Gober

Sorree but dat fone book does not maek a gud bed tiem storee.

kittehlurve

n u wokded me up fur dis?

 
 
leaf

…blah blah Kitteh blah blah blah blah Kitteh blah blah blah blah yakkity scmak blah Kitteh yada yada yada Kitteh - would you like a treat Kitteh?…

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz YESH! Nom Noms!

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

An den, kan weh goah bisit Shnelly?

(Ai lubs Moochy)

Kim

Yesterday’s Moochy purrrrekt! Kittehs run on solur powr!

salleh

yah ….gotta lov taht kitteh

 
 
 
 
I_Am_Not_Here

Oh, lordy lordy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My kitteh lukz at me lyk dis whn ai dbayt myslf ovr investmuntz… invsmintz… nvistmntz… er, whr ai gonna put my munneh.

 
 
Bill Lolgates

pleeze go on, me alwayz yawn wen I am interestud

yippie!!!

*in fakt, t fink i take a leeeddle nap now…*

 
 
karen

er, momm, r u rly wareing TAHT 2 werk? *sigh*

Mimicat

Teenage girl kitteh FTW!

 
 
Nick

Kitteh THinks Ur Storee Gr8…

Cause Kitteh Iz Hai

 
gremlin

Mai bordum - let me show yoo it.

*eye rolling*

 
invisible commenter

hyoomans… yoo can’t liv wif dem, and yoo can’t liv wifowt dem.

*sigh*

sangrail

hyoomans.. yoo can’t liv wif dem… pass me de catnip.

 
 
sangrail

Tellz it to da paw caws da eerz ayntt lissnin!

 
Ambercat

Will yu hurryup an leef so Ai can stan dup an pore mahsef a glas ob wyn!

sangrail

H’llo ambercat - iz you at home in de bum of ingerland too?

Ambercat

Ai is moer on teh bunny thiy ob ingerlan, in teh cot swolds. Ai can has lunchbrake and afternoon nap?

sangrail

Oh, iz pritty there. Eest Anglia heer. Sweet dreems in u’r catnap.

paws4thot

Wai up in the Hilundz on Skawtlund. I kan haz luntchbrake & naptyme 2? Waek me @ hoamtyme!

sangrail

Heer - haz cheezburgr and blankie - tuks u in saif. Not to letz bedbugs byt.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Gud affternoon to awl yoo sleepy tineieIsland peepl. Ai has meenee frenz frum teeneitineeIngerland and tinieryet Eireland, (stranjlee no Skawtish peepl - yoo ar it, paws) butt no wun ever menshuned lunch AND naptyme? Is troo fur evebrwun? And wai? Cud bee veree nice.

Whoa! This waz sposed to be sent sum tiem ago! Ai had to go halp maek sum peenut budder cookiez fur Christmas. Ano ai feels liek taht kitteh - ai maeded yoo a cookie but otter peeple ated it! Ai am sending yoo awl sum as best ai can. Maed wif extra crunchee peenut budder.

(Iz mai mental telepattee werking? Can yoo feel teh cookiez?)

 
sangrail

Cookiez not heer yetz, cud bee stuk in kittehspayse. I waytze wiv playte reddy.

For menny peeps naptyme only daidreem, but I iz sikkly hooman an canot go owt huntin for da monneez, has to liez down alla tiem. Sowndz fun but iz not, iz v. teedjus an no want!

Lukky I haz byootiful kitteh to soopervyze and shnorgle me. Kitteh no hunt monneez or do howsewerk tho, iz yoossless!

 
paws4thot

nom nom nom oan teh kookeez. Yeah, daht’z wurkin. tkx JCH4K.

Sangrail, hopez U getz less sik soon.

 
Ambercat

Ai jus got a loooong lunchbrake toodai an didunt sleep mush last nite (is verree verree windy heer jus nao!) so had a lidl ly daon - an wuz neerly late fore mai afternoon seshun! Oops!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, sangrail - ai am sorree to heer yoo be a sicklle hooman. But HEER yoo ar a verree helthee hooman. Ai hoep that halps sum.

Glad yurs arrived awn tiem, paws. Duz yoo hav a favoriet kind ov cookie?

Amber - bike riding is verree hard wehn is verreee windy - unless, ov corse, it bee at yur bak. Tehn is totallee wunderful!

Nao ai’m off to play brij wif sum kwite elderlee peeple. Ai never duz it regularlee, becuz ai duzn;t has teh tiem, but wehn they needs teh fourth, ai halps awt wenh ai can.

As yoo purrhaps know, sangrail, ai is a retyred purrson, so ai dusnt hav to go awt hunting fur teh muneez, either. Tehy just comes to mee nao - liek Barney when ai call him!

 
Ambercat

Mai kitteh (Teh verree oald Boris - wayting at teh raynboe brij nao) wuz YUSLESS at luking afteh me, wen Ai wuz poorlysik - he jus luk at me an sai “Mummee, Ai has no posabul thum, hao Ai sposed to maek yu cupovtee! Nao stawp shirkin an gibs me mai treets an snorgles!” He gayv me lots of schmoo an snorgles tho, an taht halped me get bedderer. Ai jus had to maek teh cupovtee mahsef.

 
onceajinx

Dat iz bestest part uv kitteh home nursing plan! When I had da penomonya, ma Willem stayed rite by me! Ai wuz way too sik to eben hav NE tee, ma frens camed ober an made me jello an soop an made shoor I nawt ded, an Willem just stayed der, ma furry purring keating pad! Fur 2 weeks, he stayd wif me, kep me warm an cosy, made shoor I nawt ded. Such a good boi, I miss hims so much.

I bet he wif Boris over da brij nao, dey discussing us an waytin fur us to meet dem der! hUGS!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Noel

“I knoe ur talking, but all I heer iz bla bla bla bla bla.”

 
Tribble

Skep da lechure. Jus tellz mee how longz eye am groundeed fur alreddy.

 
Missy

Kitteh hearz: (insert charlie brown adult voice sound)