No, please, go on.
I find your tale absolutely enthralling.
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Unamused kitteh is unamused.
Kittydragon, we’d dans, but due to photo, we’d do a dans of apathee. Congrats on NS anywai!
I saez kiti iz teh lissinin to mai momzilla on teh fone. I kno I haz varee mush saem wif da axpreshin whin I tak to mai momzilla as diz kiti.
Yeth, I fink dat problie whut happnin.
Eethur that oar kiti iz heering abowt teh laetizt Britnee zpeerz drahhhhhmahhhh. Lawlz0rz!!
LOL! I is liek that too. Momzilla calls last nite. Tree times I tell her I’z too tired to talk and listem. But she keeps talkin!
But I lubs my mommee.
I kan do a deded man shuffil, ib daht’s NE help.
That works :3
LOLZ! iz best kitteh face evur!
Pardon Moi, You’ve mistaken me for someone who cares.
Yeah…mai givadammer is borked.
givadammer ftw!
mai thotz axaktlie. ROTFL @ givadammer!!
I fink dat mite be rong wif mai kar, too, naw dat u menshin…. derz dis noyz but I turnz up da raydyoo an’ poof, noyz fixd.
lol, dat’s ma sekrit uv car mayntinants - lowd raydeeyo! Also giv car drinkies uv gas, erl, coolerizin, cleansheeld joos, etc. it doowin ok, fur an ol uglee kia….
GR8 nu wurd COL. Mai ah borro it?
me too!
me free !!!!
wish a had heard dis a lowng tyme ago……isa gud wun
it is! i cooda yoozd dis werd in da miletaree, on ma medicl discharj paypurrs!
ya, wutEVAR…
Tell me, how did The Machine make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so please, be honest.
princess bride ref. FTW!1!
Pulite kitteh pretendz intrist on teh outsyde, but on teh insyde, is werking on list for Santa Claws.
*he tz tinking* Yur needz R nawt relevent to my intrests.
Sarcatsm. I has it.
Punny
lol’z of it!
Yes one can tell kitteh is just thrilled to be listening to all of this…
alwyz
yeah…juz lyke teh forty-teen otter timez yu swd it!
he’z “listining” to boring storees of teh crabby, hareless old man-kat.
Jus liek da crabbee ol woman iz. Dat’s hao I, er I mean she, got so crabbee!!
Ma frase fur ma hubbee is “to make a lawng storee lawnger…” He nawt seem to git it….
Udder dan hims lawng drawn owt unnesesaree parts uv storee set ups, he good man an Ai lurve him, and his storees!
Sorree but dat fone book does not maek a gud bed tiem storee.
n u wokded me up fur dis?
…blah blah Kitteh blah blah blah blah Kitteh blah blah blah blah yakkity scmak blah Kitteh yada yada yada Kitteh - would you like a treat Kitteh?…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz YESH! Nom Noms!
An den, kan weh goah bisit Shnelly?
(Ai lubs Moochy)
Yesterday’s Moochy purrrrekt! Kittehs run on solur powr!
yah ….gotta lov taht kitteh
;o)
Oh, lordy lordy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My kitteh lukz at me lyk dis whn ai dbayt myslf ovr investmuntz… invsmintz… nvistmntz… er, whr ai gonna put my munneh.
pleeze go on, me alwayz yawn wen I am interestud
*in fakt, t fink i take a leeeddle nap now…*
er, momm, r u rly wareing TAHT 2 werk? *sigh*
Teenage girl kitteh FTW!
Kitteh THinks Ur Storee Gr8…
Cause Kitteh Iz Hai
Mai bordum - let me show yoo it.
*eye rolling*
hyoomans… yoo can’t liv wif dem, and yoo can’t liv wifowt dem.
*sigh*
hyoomans.. yoo can’t liv wif dem… pass me de catnip.
Tellz it to da paw caws da eerz ayntt lissnin!
Will yu hurryup an leef so Ai can stan dup an pore mahsef a glas ob wyn!
H’llo ambercat - iz you at home in de bum of ingerland too?
Ai is moer on teh bunny thiy ob ingerlan, in teh cot swolds. Ai can has lunchbrake and afternoon nap?
Oh, iz pritty there. Eest Anglia heer. Sweet dreems in u’r catnap.
Wai up in the Hilundz on Skawtlund. I kan haz luntchbrake & naptyme 2? Waek me @ hoamtyme!
Heer - haz cheezburgr and blankie - tuks u in saif. Not to letz bedbugs byt.
Gud affternoon to awl yoo sleepy tineieIsland peepl. Ai has meenee frenz frum teeneitineeIngerland and tinieryet Eireland, (stranjlee no Skawtish peepl - yoo ar it, paws) butt no wun ever menshuned lunch AND naptyme? Is troo fur evebrwun? And wai? Cud bee veree nice.
Whoa! This waz sposed to be sent sum tiem ago! Ai had to go halp maek sum peenut budder cookiez fur Christmas. Ano ai feels liek taht kitteh - ai maeded yoo a cookie but otter peeple ated it! Ai am sending yoo awl sum as best ai can. Maed wif extra crunchee peenut budder.
(Iz mai mental telepattee werking? Can yoo feel teh cookiez?)
Cookiez not heer yetz, cud bee stuk in kittehspayse. I waytze wiv playte reddy.
For menny peeps naptyme only daidreem, but I iz sikkly hooman an canot go owt huntin for da monneez, has to liez down alla tiem. Sowndz fun but iz not, iz v. teedjus an no want!
Lukky I haz byootiful kitteh to soopervyze and shnorgle me. Kitteh no hunt monneez or do howsewerk tho, iz yoossless!
nom nom nom oan teh kookeez. Yeah, daht’z wurkin. tkx JCH4K.
Sangrail, hopez U getz less sik soon.
Ai jus got a loooong lunchbrake toodai an didunt sleep mush last nite (is verree verree windy heer jus nao!) so had a lidl ly daon - an wuz neerly late fore mai afternoon seshun! Oops!
Yes, sangrail - ai am sorree to heer yoo be a sicklle hooman. But HEER yoo ar a verree helthee hooman. Ai hoep that halps sum.
Glad yurs arrived awn tiem, paws. Duz yoo hav a favoriet kind ov cookie?
Amber - bike riding is verree hard wehn is verreee windy - unless, ov corse, it bee at yur bak. Tehn is totallee wunderful!
Nao ai’m off to play brij wif sum kwite elderlee peeple. Ai never duz it regularlee, becuz ai duzn;t has teh tiem, but wehn they needs teh fourth, ai halps awt wenh ai can.
As yoo purrhaps know, sangrail, ai is a retyred purrson, so ai dusnt hav to go awt hunting fur teh muneez, either. Tehy just comes to mee nao - liek Barney when ai call him!
Mai kitteh (Teh verree oald Boris - wayting at teh raynboe brij nao) wuz YUSLESS at luking afteh me, wen Ai wuz poorlysik - he jus luk at me an sai “Mummee, Ai has no posabul thum, hao Ai sposed to maek yu cupovtee! Nao stawp shirkin an gibs me mai treets an snorgles!” He gayv me lots of schmoo an snorgles tho, an taht halped me get bedderer. Ai jus had to maek teh cupovtee mahsef.
Dat iz bestest part uv kitteh home nursing plan! When I had da penomonya, ma Willem stayed rite by me! Ai wuz way too sik to eben hav NE tee, ma frens camed ober an made me jello an soop an made shoor I nawt ded, an Willem just stayed der, ma furry purring keating pad! Fur 2 weeks, he stayd wif me, kep me warm an cosy, made shoor I nawt ded. Such a good boi, I miss hims so much.
I bet he wif Boris over da brij nao, dey discussing us an waytin fur us to meet dem der! hUGS!
“I knoe ur talking, but all I heer iz bla bla bla bla bla.”
Skep da lechure. Jus tellz mee how longz eye am groundeed fur alreddy.
Kitteh hearz: (insert charlie brown adult voice sound)
Wa wa wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa.
yez mam!