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Time fur mah cheezburlgar to b redy, 9..8…7…..6…..5
hello lolgates and happy top spot.
in honor of the sand in the hour glass, how about a nice, soft, hawaiian hula dance, with the grass skirts and the ukele music, and the nice ocean breeze along side.
hula, hula round in circle
hula, hula round in circle
nice cool and icy tropical drink to cool us down after the hula
*Swais ina oshun breeze fur BL*
*fur gentlee blows, an sand feelz sowft unner paws*
I can has mai tai affer teh danse? Wif sum froot ana umbrellaw, pleese.
i can has pynappul pleash?
n teh hoolah hoops?
or is meh confuzzled?
ah-low-ha-ay
ah-low-ha-ee
*sawft russlin of grass skurt*
ai can has peenya koladda wivowt teh rumz, plz?
Ai will attempt teh rompin’ stompin’ dants of teh maori onna beech.
stomp, stomp, rore ferosh… feerou… meen-liek
slap armsus an leggsus
Whew! Taht wored meh owt1
Froot Joots pleze. No liek tayst or smell uv teh Al Kohol.
Ooooh, Ai lub a nyce sandee beech and hula dans. Ai nawt soe gud a dooin hula dans, but Ai will juss swai wiff teh moosick whyle I dwink a lubly mai tai. I can goez snorkkelling layter? Mebbe I can katch a fishie!! (yes, i ar kitteh wat lieks teh watrr!)
o hai zippycat. yoo noe ebbry wun is az gud a dantser as dey wantz to bee on ICHC. ai’m shur yoo do a lubbly hula dants.
ai wud lyke to go snorgglin wiv yoo laytur. ai’ll be shur to bring mah mask n mah breevin toob fingie. ooh n mah unner watter kamra too.
enny wun else wanna go onna snorgglin safaree wiv me n zippycat?
Ai wud liek to go wif yoo. Ai luvs to doo taht. But furst (oops) ai must be dansing teh hula fur Bill Lolgates. Teh warm sand feel so gud under mai feetz. Tenh ai wud liek a nice MaiTai - and then ai will be reddee. Yoo will waitz fur mee?
‘korse wee’ll waytz fur yoo jch4k! ooh ur ryte teh san feelz so nyse n warm unner mah feetz…itz bin so kold in NH…singul dijuts dis mornin.
no he is waiting for cheezburger
This smallest litterbox i ever seed!
muss be reely hard to hitt teh target. eeben hardur to cubber up wen ur dun.
When has that ever stoppified a kitteh? They always trine to get in spots too smalls 4 them.
so troo.
mai big gurl Wheezy misses teh box frum tyme to tyme, tho. ai fink itz becuz she’s a REELY big gurl…sum ware between 20-25 pownz…n juszt kant getz her fat behynd in kwite teh rite plays sum tymes. n she nebber ebber cubbers up her werk.
I was visiting mah bro and SIL once and mah SIL bekkoned me to teh room they used for a offis. There, sittin in one of those cardboard boxes u can hangs file folders in were 2 of their kittehs, Felix and Bonkers. They was both big bois so they wasn’t sittin so much *inside* teh box as on top of it. They was sittin side-by-side wif their front legs curled up in front of them and their backs poofed up over teh top of teh box like a giant kitteh sooflay!
I would have deerly luved to see how they got in their like that. “Ok Felix, now step in carefully– OW, Dude! U stepped on mah tayl” “Sry, man. Ooch over a litte to ur left, ‘k? I need to get mah other side in here.”
kitteh sooflay. bwahahaha!
Wheezy wud nebber get inna bocks to mayke a kitteh sooflay (snerk) cuz shez to fatt to get ober teh sidez. she ken onlee barelee jump up awn teh cowch…she haz to sit dere n fink bowt it fur sevral sekins, tehn yoo see her hed bob up n down a cupple tymes, tehn she sorta UHN’s herself upp. she luks lyke a kow…awl wite cept for a cupple tan n gray paches, wiv widdle skinnee legs, widdle teenee hed, butt a ginormis gut.
erm…akshully taht was mai kommint. ai dunno whai it sez “Sal.” weerd.
my old kitteh is 9 powndz n she duz teh same fing. she’s 15, and she’s been doin it since she wuz aboot 8. i fink it’s just sum gerl kittehs wut do taht.
Deer spykes_mom (aka “Sal”) - purrhaps yoo shud get herz sum ov those kitteh stairs. Ai got them fur mai kittehs (Mitzi and Florian) wehn tehy gotted kwite awld and CUD jump up but wuz eesier to use teh stayrs.
ai haz bin finkin bowt dat latelee janet. fank yoo fur teh suje…sugj…ideeah.
LOLZ how to pee in it?
funnell?
phunney!!!
O hai, eleu and her 4 kitteh - ai see yoo ar a member ov teh “FourKittehKlub.”
Anerable substanshul kitty-katkins
an bi-laterally simetrical, too!
Furst?
It cannut bee!
Nope. It cannut.
But kwite cloase. Dunt giv up! Sumday . . .
Wood teh too uv yew pleez dew sum werk twodae?
Who iz u to tawk, n’er dowell. Lol-eegaggin around as you iz.
ADD-Kittehs - eye wuz tawkin two Bill Lolgate and LCB - teh free uvus pohstid in teh sayme minnit, witch ledd mee too bleef dat dere wuz at leest tree peeps waytinrown on Teh Chzbrgr hittin fresh inawduh nawt two bee sekkund
Eye iz knot a nairdoowell - eye iz Teh Teej! Asq Teho bout Teh Teejes…
Whoops, sowwee, ADD - eye red ur commint az “who iz u tawkin to?” ravver dan “who iz u two tawk?” Laytent dyz… dis… trubbul spellin
awl iz fergibben. Iwuz beein der silly inny way. I iz berderline abusin’ my pribledgiz at werk wiff dah ICHC 2. Needs to find that 12 step meetin again. Nebber finished concoctin de ful list as I gotz distrakted by playin’ wiff you guyz agin.
Deh cycle keeps on continuating. I needz HALP!! I apeekz in deh Lolspeek an writes impertint werk docs in lolspeek and iz playin wiff Lolcatbuglar whin I shood be ritin dos inpertint werk docs…(passes out from the strain. eyes spinning like pinwheels)
TJ - taht iz moar funnie tahn yoo know. Ai do belieev yo ar TEH TEEJ!! Wunz sum months ago, wehn ai wuz still kwite noo heer, ai left a commint and Teho’s reply wuz “I AM TEHO.” It wuz so utterlee adorablee kyoot. Ai heerd it awl amped up wif lots ov reverb - sumwhat liek teh Wizard ov Oz! It still maeks mee smile evertiem ai thinks ov it.
slowly commin back to awakeness. bleary eyed and slack jawed. reaching out a trembling paw, addkittehs craoks wiff her last conscious breff…”Whut is dis “Teejes”, pweeze?”
Hay! I just got lucky, although not in teh way I would have liked. I just looked in after doing some of teh very thing u accused me of shirking and saw a new (to me) pic. I didnot knoes it was brand new until I went to add a commint.
So there, nyah.
U heared me, I sed nyah.
I meaned it, too.
Harumph! i seez yer nyah and razez you a Harumph!
I calls yur Harumph an raises 2 Neeners. Neener, Neener!!
oh, addkittehz, I has more of that w-word stuff to does.
Don’t make me pop a weary sigh in ur a$$.
sorry to hear you muss do deh werk, but we muss pay fer gooshyfoodz an nip, I noez dis well. I am leaving werk now to go play wiff mah horsey. I will embrace yer sigh and take yer weary spirit wiff me out in the woods as we go romping along deh creek and splashingz.
Lub,
addkittehz
ahm awl in, an cawl:
nyah harumph neener neener pbbbthththt hooty tooty nyerk
lol-eegaggin! BWAAAAAHAhahahhhh
addkittehz FTW!
werk? butt…ai fot lukin at lolpikshurz n lolcapshunz IS werk.
Maykin up teh commints iz! Itz harrrd teh spel so rong!
so troo. sum tymes ai findz maiself aksadentalee miss spellin wen ai’m riting emayls to peepul. ai juszt smyle to maiself n fink bowt my fun frenz at ICHC. tehn mayke teh korrekshun.
tink dats bad? ai gets ofda syte and lolspeak tu everone! dey fink ai vurry strnge! den dey finks ai iz ezchange stoodint!!
phunny ting iz, ai get mah graeds frum da prof tudai…ai gets aye ore bee in enrgish!!
Yea, Ai doo teh saem ting!
Butt Ai tink iz gud chalunj to lern an fink in teh argot, an keaps owr brayns werking gud (wen der nawt splodin frum teh cyoot.)
Counting down days til cheezburger?
Wen it dun, get liddle gog toto too?
Noes, reely. I can haz liddle goggie toto too!
U iz geddin sleepee… berry sleepee…
Do you see that? That’s how much longer you’ve got to be alive. And it isn’t long, my pretty. It isn’t long…
just don’t let the flying monkeys get this little cute guy.
him bery kyute but NAWT Liddle!
Dis kitteh be a howl arumfulls of SMOOOO!
just doesn’t look smaller cause the camera is so close?
Itz nawt hiz gud, er….smawl syde.
his syde–
naut sew grate, akchewally.
Likes sands thru deh hourglass, sew is deh Days of Our Cheezburgers.
Gud fing I refreshed beforez I commented…
I waz juss gonna sai dat!
GMTA
not another plot based on amnesia !!!