I tells you sekrit… k?
is this teh secret? kitteh is adopted?
picture: dunno source, uploaded to our lolcat builder, via funpics, lol caption: Steele’s mommy
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
whut us it?
I wanna tell U my whutdai wunt for Crissmas!!
an ask yoo …
iz ceiling cat reel ???
he seez yoo wen ur sleepin…
or doin odder fings in bed…
he noes wen yoo bin bad or wurse…
so yood bettur watch ur hed.
“I really like Pepsi better than Coke”
WIN!!!1!!!
*whispers* lolcatburglar is afrayd of hites
oh mai. kannot tyepz. whut IZ it leetle powar beaw?
awso!
FURSTEST!
I’m fursty, 2
(sez liddle bare)
i can haz dye it coak?
AND secondest.
Mai seekrit is….
….I iz nawt poh-lol baer! I’z kitteh n poh-lol baer soot!
I waz wundering y u didn’t liek to go swimmingz in teh kool wadder.
I lubs u ennywais.
Cum on, iz tiem u learned bout a fishie called samon.
Oh hai! Iz dat noo fishee?
Iz dat liek toonah?
Aye hopez it wuz a job four fish-catching!
(this comet nested in teh rong plase)
Stoopy Wurdpress doing it rong?
Or stoopy yippee!!!???
naw-
muchez bedda den da tooba- iz mor lik saxamphone!
momcat
(duz I get gud momi treatz gascat?)
ackshully, u tellz meh sekkrit, k? hao i getz 2 b big n strong liek u?
Ohh, dat’s a bigg sekkrit, Ah’ll tell U whin U getz bigger!
u has a peese of seel stuck in ur teef.
o RLY? butt i haz innerview jus nao :(.
O RLY? I hopez it wuz a job furr fish-catching!
non, wuz foar 2 be truck diver :/. sighz
heh heh gud wun karen!
I poops in da woods.
*snicker*
An so duz teh Pope! *lolz*
Me too,
*almound joy*
*milkee wai*
*tootsie rollz!*
milk duds!
momcat
raisenetts
joonyur mintz!
*twizzler*
gummy wurmz!!!
Are joo thinkin whut I’m thinkin?????
*Sinse Romeow furst startled dis thred about poop (naut candy bares),
an we keep naming awl kinds of kany–diffrunt kolors, sizes and shaypes,
I juz hab dat image of R. in mynd*
–Naw, It mus B juz my Pure-Aisle Mind
it’s more like
“scratch mommy’s ear… no a liitle to the right… up…. yea right there!”
Aye, dare’s teh rub!!!
(beet mii!! I wuz inchin too wright this commint!)
Shakespier ref ftw!!!
MamaBare luvs teh scritches.
tehm doods frum shevvron tole me……glowbull warmeeng….its all a hoeks!
O, dat shevvron always b going ron hear shevvin that bull round here!
mebbe iz tiem foar to ryze up an smash teh eebil wunz wot iz poyzned teh Erf?
Wun swype ob mai paw an ……
mebbe is WAY PASST tyme to do dat!
i can has bleech?
poor poler bares all yellow frum the zoo?
THis B there fall coat—Kolor of changing/falling leaves (in zoo).
polol bears r onlie white bcuz of snow relexion.. when dere no snow dere no white reflexion!
axuuly, ai heerd on Discovry chanl that pololer bears’ hayrz is nawt wyte; is colorless and hollow… hollow hayrz helpz flotatshun and colorlezz hayrz allows camofla….camofloog….disguize better out dere…..
I wents skinnyz dippin dis morning.
Oh, we alwais skinny dipz?
Nebermind.
dik chainee calld……glowbull warmeeng……its all a hoeks!
Doan belieffs eberyfing dey tellz u, kid.
Bud I saw it on TV, too–
I alwayz buy teh thingz dat say, “as scene on T.V.!!!
sekrit iz i farted
an it naut smell lyke rane-bows berry mush.
…in da water. It maded nise bubbels.
i has mai oan jetted tubbies!
Mama-san sez: Hoo wee! I know it already - no sekrit!
yah no sh*t…or didja?
mini mee ber gibs papa ber a massaaaj
butt whut b teh massaje?
Dat wuld be dah media.
Is stoled the buket an blaimed dah kitteh.
u tride tu get me in trubble!
butt kitteh things goggie did it. Kitteh allays blames goggie!!
dat lolrus ced dat I haded hiz bukkit, butt I aint seed it, I sware, Mom!
Stori tyme!
!
I cuds nawt belifs itz da ober dai- Iz at skool n in da hall waz posted da fursty lolrus pitchur!
mai music teacha saws it n lubbed it bery much.
butz she sais lolrus has da bad gramma
ah wellz guesses u haz to say sumfin educational ifnz uz gonna poste sumfin in da hall!
Mai kiddoz lub da pitchr two!
momcat
Oh hai, I gets