Dewd!
U not see sock on door???
but, but, I rang teh door bell…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: Kay Zee
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You can has knocking first!
Hao comm we nawt dooin nawt-sekkond dans fur KT? Dis cud bee a luvin sawng liek “Slow Ride” orr sumfing liek dat. Kinna sexay.
Lil Miss-ay, Git ur Freek On! Letz dans!!!
*shakes bootay*
bow chika meow meow!
Thanks, all!
Prayhaps, “Black and Blue”, bai Van Halen?
Noking bootz?
Noking Shawp, Ai tink!
I be a kiropraktic profesionul, and I is administring a medical adjustment. Just close de door. K?
no watchin de luvvins.
use yur own ideers.
dis izznt wut it luks liek……or, well, mebbe it iz.
tehyz jes spoonin….
wif hims poizzin foot in her baks….
butt aint nuthin derty goin on.
You goin to beleeve yur ayes, or you goin to beleeves wut I tells you?
She waz cold, so I waz keepin her warm.
I meen it.
I is snorglin mai laydee here, k?????
Nono, is nawt wat it luks liek!!
Erm, she was choking, an errrm, ai had to do teh haimlik manoober.
Beesidz, she sed she wuz ate-teen!
Wouldn’t it b nise iffs we were older
Then we wouldn’t hab to wate so long
And wouldn’t it b nise to lib togebber
In teh kind ov whirled ware we belong
thanks for the ear-worm. can’t think of title and artist but the music is playing in my head.
I think it’s a Beach Boys song.
Teh Beech Boyz!
beach boiz
wouldnt it be nize
Oh, dis happen 2 me when I was in collij. Mah roomie and I had code; we wud rite on teh whiteboard on our door “roomie, go plays pool”, meaning go to floor lownge whare pool table is and wait there on comfy soafa until we be threw luvvin in here.
One nite mah roomie comed back from party and was lil tipsee and lot tired. She readed note I leaved 4 her but thowt to hersself “Whut? Plays pool? LCB is nutz. I is teh tired. I goes to bed now.” and she opened door. Surprise!
At least she was good enuff to not turn hose on us. Much greatful 4 that.
lmao……….ahh youngz love…..
wen i wuz in collej, mai first yeer, we had teh code tu - teh towel on teh nob. so i caym hoam frum a baynd trip, wif mah instruhment, inna midlol of teh nite inna winter, an mah door wuz lokked - frumteh insyde. i thot i wuz on teh rong floor, so i went bak 2 teh elyvaytor, butt wuz mah floor. figgured mah roommayte wuz gittin bizzy, so i lay unner mah cowte, on tawp uv mah bassoon (yah - i marched wif mah bassoon. wuz fun lukkin, so i diddit)
at arown 10am next moarnin, ah wokeded up an sawr mah roomie walkin toward meh down teh hawlwai. she said “yu lukked so tyred - we dinna want tu waek yu”
she frakkin stepped OVVER meh on teh floor!
yeesh.
rite - i furgot - she dinnint put teh towlol on teh door needer!
dis saym ting happened to meh!
wif da bassson an ebryting?
LOL!
that is just SO wrong! poor cs…..what a memory! I could tell u stories…..but Tree would KILL me…..ehhheem……..suffice to say……hand cuffs = broken bed……..
that was prolly tmi
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Gayla -ai thinks ai wantz to heer yur storees. what a gud start (and intrigueing, too) yoo has maed.
Ai has missed yoo. Are yoo just verree berree bizzy? Silly qweschun - 2 1/2 weeks befoar Chrismas!
Duz Tree reed thiz? (and - what is tmi?)
“Too Mush Informatayshun” - Ai jus werked taht owt, awl bai maisef!
Thankz, Ac - ai shud hav known taht.
Hai! Janet :D) I have missed u too! :D) Yes– so so buzy, I try to stop by…..but not much time! Yes — Tree reads this sumtimes but he hasn’t made commit — I will try toget him out of lurker mode sum day soon so he can say HELLOZ :D) Hope all your holiday prep is going well……..we can has moar snow today? (”weather” I wants it or nawt!) haha
Iz nawt the sayme withawut yoo heer. Is still lots ov fun - butt nawt the sayme. Hoep yoo will be getting moar tiem soon!
And Merrey Christmas to yoo in teh meenwhile!
She pushed her wai in heer!
I toad her I waz poysin, butts she juss kept on snugglin.
I waz bout to gib her da bunneh kick juss as u came in. Rly. Luk.
“yez I seed teh dornob sok. iz whai I be heer.” - Ceiling Cat
Thot celing cat was solo acts only
Ceiling cat is watching you copulate.
The Ceiling cat sees ALL!.
Love teh won ur wif.
Stephen Stills ref FTW!
lolcatburglar lurves her some Stephen Stills.
ladyluvskittehs wantz sum snorglin wif Stephen Stills. Mmmm… mmm.. purrin.
Hay J4K, wherever u is:
OT and not at all anything to do wif this pic, but I was stukked in teh traffics teh other day and started singing lolrus song to mahself, to teh tune u had axed me not to consider, rember? Well, I hadda finish teh whole song to get it outta mah hed. Been workin on it heer and there for a few days. I reworked teh lolrus verse to use doctorcat’s suggestion, since I was adding another verse whare original werds I had was more propriate.
So, at J4K’s rekwest, here is another ICHC Carlol, to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”
Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored
We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets
From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes
Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz
Oh LCB, let me be the first to congratulate you on this masterpiece. I think you’ll win a grammy for this and every other accolade anyone can bestow upon you.
On behalf of all of us ICHC peeps, thank you so very much for this song.
Oh LCB! you has bowled me ober wif dis tune! I am dreeming of a kitteh puppet show wif teh kittehz singing dis song! (wudn’t be teh wurst ting on youtube.)
I sang it fur my kittehz twyce, but dey continued snoozing.
LCB,
absalootly fabyoolus!!! O tidings of burgers wif cheez.
Aiz singing dis awl afternyoonens.
U gitz fibe mundts o’ winz!!!
Oh, fank u LCB for dis an other wons yu writed. I has had perfekly horrabul day. I comes hier for a lill’ chuckle afor I maks da dinners. Jus whats I needed! U hab da talent! Fank u. Fank u.
oh hai, halpdesk, i can has new laptop pleez. jus snorked witewine all obber dis wun. kthxbai.
Dis yer Halp Desk Manijer here. Does you has inkriminatin pichurs of me at Chrismiss Partee? No? Den yer rekwest will be filled in erder of incomingness. Please to tak dah number and be seated.
Now Serving: # 7
yer #: 4,786, 982
Have a nise dai!
dis mebbe Beetljuz referenz? Remindz me ov it enywayz… full of WIN!
grate jub! wonnerful!! :D) mades me smile out loud.
Ai in aw!! Ai bin lerkin fur awiel butt had tu sen mai congradubulashuns un tis! FTW an awsum!!
welkum hobbsiecat!
“Let nothing yu deter” !
Hello hobbsiecat!
Jump rite in! We wud lub to here moar frum u!
Joyn teh partee!
Tihs warmded mai ole hart rite on up.
Tahnks.
[b]FANTASTIC![/b}
Tidings of Tofu & Chz! FTW!!!!
dabnit.
i wannted teh fantastic 2B BOWLD!
* Puts geek hat on *
Use “angle brackets”, aka the “less than” (usually on the same key as comma) and “greater than” (usually on the same key as period/dot) symbols to enclose the markup.
Thus endeth the HTML lesson for today. I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLs…
riiiiyte - not teh SKWARE brakkits(wich ah onlee got 3 owt of 4 of ennywai)!
thank yu Maus!
Yur welcum. Glad to be ov assis… azzis… um, to help yu.
Applodz wif all fore pawz.