http://www.fliptext.org/

Wee muss stai strawng an watch owt fer teh clebber kittehz assawltin unsuspektin peepz wif teh kyoot…

Awlso Patrick’s obbzer… osrbrv… he nodis clebberly dat teh upsydaon text luuk liek “u mop aspldn”.

*splrp* fer wuns ai put awn my CHRG (wdoi) beefoar ai see teh picksher. mai hed dun splorted, but no mawp rekwaierd. must restawk teh CHRGs an duktayp kwikkly — tuu menny danjeruss kittehs heer.

Ebunnee and ivuree – lib togevver in purrfikt harmunnee –

*POUNCE!*

an yur comment is brilliant!!!! Ai’ve been bak visiing sum earlier poasts – and – ai wuz reminded taht yoo are a STAR!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/

It starts about 1/3 way down in the comments with 343GuiltySpark at 1:42 am – and ai finish it off thanking Teho for being such a good sport.

Whut ai did nawt say, because ai dint want to maek enewun crai, is that teh Princess Mu Flower Meadow has veree speshul majical powers.

Wehn u goes into the meadow, you can open up yur hart and let awl ov yur pets hoo lives there nao out – and yoo can play and frolic with tehm in the meadow. And yoo can let tehm play wif teh otter peepls pets, too. You can go to the lovely cafe to watch. Tehn, wehn everbuddy is awl tired awt frum awl the playing, they jumps bak in yur hart and yoo carries them away with yoo.

Yoo can go there as often as yoo liek.

And I doan mean that I want 2 see 2 cartune chipmonks at mah door!

Anwyways, u guise is doin fine wif ur list. Carry on.

INSIDE: ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF GOOD VERSUS EVIL…

*rite hand up twurl it arown*
*leff hand up twurl it arown*
*rite footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
*leff footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*

dis dants is fun butt sins itz onlee bowt 15 dugreez heer in Noo Hampster, ai kant dants bare enny moar. ai needz a swett shurt. sry!

We is awlso tryaling teh yscreem and teh Dr Hoo Skerry Mawnsters, fore teh melty harts – eeder wun will freez yu rite bak up agin!

http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/02/what.html

I would email ichc to tell them, but the link gives me a funky email address, so it won’t work.

¡¡ʞuɐɹɟ zʇı bɯo .ʞuɐɹɟ ʇsnظ zʇı ɥo

Ai wuz just gonna say – Teh Thrilling Reskew starts veree neer the top. Romeow on 1 Nov at 2:16 pm.
Ends with lcb on 2 Nov at 8:36 am. Then there is a bit ov an epilogue with Spykez_mom ending finally with Sally at 12.31 PM.

Leff hand up, twirl it around (for kittehs in otter lyne, dat wud be yore rite hand!)
Rite hand up, twirl it around (tee hee … leff hand fur yoo!)
Leff footz in, shimmy hips
Rite footz in, shimmy hips

An den, since it’s yin-yang, teh peeplez awn teh otter syde can lead nekst!

This should take you to “The Thrilling Reskew.”

Sorree – ai forgotteed yoo wwere a particpant in the grate trial.

ai am nao in lion – zippycat – we cud start? Spykes-mom and Tribble rite beside us.

Nawt mannies legal-types with cents of humer. Ai’s been heer 11 years and dey nebber has anny fun or laffs. 2 tightly-wound, mebbe. Dey 2 sres. Srsly.

and no, Step 1 has to bez: wez admitz we is powerless obber de lolkittehs, and typing has become unmanagable, eben ifs itz nawt rite or rong…..

Step 2, came to beeleaf that a power greater than us can help us wit de Lolspeek (dat power be Ceiling Cat!!!)

take it away, jj!!! muwahahahaha

*phew*
*sum duktayp yust in case*

That-is-so-adurabol-I-wants-it! Soo fluffy! Yost liek JKH4K saed sumware thar up (I never “nut secund”, i alwus “teh wun way down” — well, that iz alsu “nut _second_”) teh noesies, teh eersies, teh pawpads – sooo kyoot!

I fink teh capshun ez most clevur 2! Teh letters yoo noe…

Teh kittehs sooo adurabol! Reelly! Soo floofy!

Ieeeeehhhhh! I hasta go befoar I goez all splortie! Duktayp aint holdeng it!

Sawry, we hads funnee naymes for our kittehs……hehehe…..

if you speak lol to a non-lol person and they look at you like you are the two headed turtle, just continue to speak in normal lol and ignore their confusion, they’ll figure it out.

one of my frenz is non-animal (which is sad) but she goes along with me and laughs anyway. she’s a good pal.