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Ying and Yang kittehs are awl mushed up!
Dey are soooo cute! Two snorgles fur teh pryce ov WUN!
Happy nawt sekkund dans fur Tribble! Wud u liek a speshul yin-yang dans dat we maek up?
Dat souns lyke phun! Tank U!
hokay zippycat…hao wee duz dis yin-yang dants?
Wel. Ai r nawt a gud dansr so bare wiff me. (Ha ha - bare! Dat goes wiff de striptease awn teh nakkie kitteh pixshur!)
Ai fink fore yin-yang dans, iz liek meerrors .. joo knoe? Liek iff Ai puts mai leff hand up, joo put yore rite hand up, liek yore mai oppo … awppo .. jus like me, onlee bakwurds. Soe, awl us needz to lyne up in two lynes, faysing eech othr, soe we eatch hab a part…parrtn… sumwun to dans wiff.
ai will *bare* wif yoo. *sniker*
ai am nao in lion - zippycat - we cud start? Spykes-mom and Tribble rite beside us.
Okai! Heer wee go! (tee hee - mefinks dis dans iz gonna be eben moar fun nao dat we’re bare!)
Leff hand up, twirl it around (for kittehs in otter lyne, dat wud be yore rite hand!)
Rite hand up, twirl it around (tee hee … leff hand fur yoo!)
Leff footz in, shimmy hips
Rite footz in, shimmy hips
An den, since it’s yin-yang, teh peeplez awn teh otter syde can lead nekst!
sry ai wuz gawn so lawng. hadda has sum dinnur. nao ai’m bare n in lyne n mirrurin yer ebbry moov.
*rite hand up twurl it arown*
*leff hand up twurl it arown*
*rite footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
*leff footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
dis dants is fun butt sins itz onlee bowt 15 dugreez heer in Noo Hampster, ai kant dants bare enny moar. ai needz a swett shurt. sry!
*BOOM*
Awn mai wai, wit teh CHRG (rdoi); sawftei blankits; choklit; etc! Trai an tink ob taxreeterns til Ai get tehre
Tank yu.
Bring a mop. Dis wun wuz a doozee.
Fank goodness I has mah CHRG (wdoi) on ober mah floofy swim cap. Dese kittehs is dubble kyoot.
Uh oh. Shudda used duck tape.
*splsh*
i gotsa mop DC - luks lyk yu had a liddle come owt teh syde tehre…
doctocat - is prettee well contayned. ai’ll just sorta *scoop scoop pat pat* THERE. Heer’s sum new caps and teh duktaye. AN ai think y shud joyn Duffy in the HSRW fur a wile. Ur sawft blankie and choklit awaits yoo there.
i no have CHARG (wdoi). i can pleaz have one? bery soon…..
**SPLORT**
ah 2 late. what a big messy
Oh deer - we shudda been qwiker. Heer u go, punkin. *scoop pat scrape pat pat* Is awl bak in nao.
Heer is yur CHRG(wdoi) and ai puts teh duk taype awn, too. Tehse kittehs r teh danjrerous fer shur.
Please nao go to HSRW wif teh otters fur yur blankie and choklit!
Hunnert Dollah Touwil…STAT!!1!
got milk?
(cuz dey luk lyk oreo cuukie)
tank you JH4K. i keep my CHRG (wdoi) wid me all da tim nao
da kittehs be much cutte
Nodis hao teh upsydaon text ceemz tu almos reed u mop aspldn.
Myte Ai pleez aksk wut a CHRG iz? Ai unnerstan iz fur wen owr brayns splooge frum too mutch kyoot, but wut duz awl teh lettrz stan fur?
thxbai!
ees Chiken Hed Rubber Glove, mayde by blowing up a latex glove and tying orf teh hole.
mush fun tu play wit.
kin awlso prevent hed-splorts.
The object youspeak of is technically referred to as a “CHRG(w/doi), also known as(AKA) a”Chicken Head Rubber Glub (wif drarwings on it).
kthxbai!
lolz! Wot kinda drarwings? Happeh fase?
whutebber yu wants, as lawng as eet weel fit awn teh glub.
elefant high-knees!
**giggles**
teh ellyfunt high-knees ar the moast popular.
Is cos Ai offerd to dror to pikchurs awn, but Ai can onlee dror teh piggee fayces an teh ellefunkles form behyn. Dunno wy teh piggee fayces nawt so popoolars as teh ellefunkels form behyn
Ooooh, FANK u fur awl teh infro .. innfor… stuff joo tells meh! Nao wut iz dis HSRW? Ai fink Ai needz go dere, cuz, nawt knoeing wut a CHRG wuz, Ai hadz a beeg sploogey assident wen Ai sawl dis pixshur!! A softie blankey sowns liek jus teh fing Ai needs!
Ai fownd ware Janet toll awl abowt HSRW. Ai am heded thar nao fur a kuukie and blankie. I can has pink blankie plz? Fanks!
Eet awl started wit teh hedj pig poppels…..
Teh HSRW is de Head Splort Recovery Ward-yu can goes der an rest an recofr frum jur hed splort
choklit? Kittehs iz not dementerz!
dis kapshun are veery klevur
halps distrak meh frum teh fack dat ai am nawt knowing wich kitteh tu smoo furst.
Oh, yes! Teh pink noseies. Teh blak noesies. Teh pink eersies, Teh blak eersies. Teh pink pawpads. Teh blak pawpads. Impawsible to chooz!
that y we hab 2 hanz, 1 fur each kiteeh
Oh! *hed slap* Doh!
we jus haz the trubbles when there are moor than 2 at a tyme!
Teh bery kraftee n exp…xpir…wel-traynd snorglr yooziz al 10 fingrs n al 10 toz so dey can has snorglz ov up 2 20 kittehs.
Patrick - has yoo akshullee traied that?
Noes…ai no has 20 kittehs. Ai has useded bof mah handz n wun of mah feetz 2 pets mah three kittehs.
Yes, is VERREE difficult wehn tehy awl wantz attenshun at teh sayme tiem! LOLZ!
oo patrick - you founded the sekrit of the footsies - I has Bo kitty (his nayme) and he lurves the footsies atttneshun. He no lik picked up attenshun but my Sam and PPPP lurve piccky up attenshun si it werks good at my hous. tank goodnest.
yes! well capped Pete!!!!
Pete: dis b vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey klevur!!! well dun!
yes, Pete’s kapshun be berry berry cleber!
Awlso Patrick’s obbzer… osrbrv… he nodis clebberly dat teh upsydaon text luuk liek “u mop aspldn”.
*splrp* fer wuns ai put awn my CHRG (wdoi) beefoar ai see teh picksher. mai hed dun splorted, but no mawp rekwaierd. must restawk teh CHRGs an duktayp kwikkly — tuu menny danjeruss kittehs heer.
what u meen we get sepireted and givin way?
TEH SAD!!!!!!
no, no…yin an yang kittehs must NEVER be sepirated…dey r matched set! can only go together!
Deffinitelee. Dey mey alreddy be in furrebber hoem.
Mebbe dey go tugedder, laik mai 2. Dey brudders n it was speshified dey go 2gedder. Dat fein wid me, cuz ai wanned 2 kittehs so dey dont get lonelee.
We go together like
ramma lamma lamma
ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as
shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
that’s the way it should be
Waooo Yeah
Artistik kittehs tayke blak and wite foto!
picshoor ees gud,
upside daown capshun ees bedder!
or
here we see what mom sees after having heard a tremendous crash and gone upstairs to investigate.
Oh mai yes!!! U maeded mee snert! Hao offen has we dun the tremendous crash investigashuns!
inbestigashuns are berry bery serious….we looks aroun, takin notes in our bitty notebook, lookin berry srsly at kittehs…nobody says nuthin….then we’s threaten to swab eberybuddy present for DNA….den dey starts splainin fast
Essept when dey come in da middel of da nite. Den I figgers, o well, whatebber it was, it gone naow.
Is troo. I also neber finks is introo…intru…pepps breakin into mah howse. Is always kittehs. Dey usually habs teh innocent fayces like dese kittehs too. What? No teh noise were not me Mummah. Donut noes what dat noise were.
snorgler, u b praktikul…n bery phunnee! WIN!1!
Tank yew, brainfire. Mostly I b lazee.
LOL JCH4K, “snert” such a funnee werd…. longtimeback, Ai hads a boikitteh named Snert. He was poysin wif wyte laigs, so snorglishous! His litter-sistah’s name was Squit. Mai BF at that time sayd squit was noyse made by newborned bebbehkittehs as dey exited de mammakitteh’s boddie.
Sawry, we hads funnee naymes for our kittehs……hehehe…..
ai admits, ai do so luv the funnee werds. Snert. Splort. Snorgle. Hao ar lives has been enriched!