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Ying and Yang kittehs are awl mushed up!
Dey are soooo cute! Two snorgles fur teh pryce ov WUN!
Happy nawt sekkund dans fur Tribble! Wud u liek a speshul yin-yang dans dat we maek up?
Dat souns lyke phun! Tank U!
hokay zippycat…hao wee duz dis yin-yang dants?
Wel. Ai r nawt a gud dansr so bare wiff me. (Ha ha – bare! Dat goes wiff de striptease awn teh nakkie kitteh pixshur!)
Ai fink fore yin-yang dans, iz liek meerrors .. joo knoe? Liek iff Ai puts mai leff hand up, joo put yore rite hand up, liek yore mai oppo … awppo .. jus like me, onlee bakwurds. Soe, awl us needz to lyne up in two lynes, faysing eech othr, soe we eatch hab a part…parrtn… sumwun to dans wiff.
ai will *bare* wif yoo. *sniker*
ai am nao in lion – zippycat – we cud start? Spykes-mom and Tribble rite beside us.
Okai! Heer wee go! (tee hee – mefinks dis dans iz gonna be eben moar fun nao dat we’re bare!)
Leff hand up, twirl it around (for kittehs in otter lyne, dat wud be yore rite hand!)
Rite hand up, twirl it around (tee hee … leff hand fur yoo!)
Leff footz in, shimmy hips
Rite footz in, shimmy hips
An den, since it’s yin-yang, teh peeplez awn teh otter syde can lead nekst!
sry ai wuz gawn so lawng. hadda has sum dinnur. nao ai’m bare n in lyne n mirrurin yer ebbry moov.
*rite hand up twurl it arown*
*leff hand up twurl it arown*
*rite footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
*leff footie in, shimmeh shimmeh shimmeh*
dis dants is fun butt sins itz onlee bowt 15 dugreez heer in Noo Hampster, ai kant dants bare enny moar. ai needz a swett shurt. sry!
kyootness!
*BOOM*
Awn mai wai, wit teh CHRG (rdoi); sawftei blankits; choklit; etc! Trai an tink ob taxreeterns til Ai get tehre
Tank yu.
Bring a mop. Dis wun wuz a doozee.
Fank goodness I has mah CHRG (wdoi) on ober mah floofy swim cap. Dese kittehs is dubble kyoot.
Uh oh. Shudda used duck tape.
*splsh*
i gotsa mop DC – luks lyk yu had a liddle come owt teh syde tehre…
doctocat – is prettee well contayned. ai’ll just sorta *scoop scoop pat pat* THERE. Heer’s sum new caps and teh duktaye. AN ai think y shud joyn Duffy in the HSRW fur a wile. Ur sawft blankie and choklit awaits yoo there.
i no have CHARG (wdoi). i can pleaz have one? bery soon…..
**SPLORT**
ah 2 late. what a big messy
Oh deer – we shudda been qwiker. Heer u go, punkin. *scoop pat scrape pat pat* Is awl bak in nao.
Heer is yur CHRG(wdoi) and ai puts teh duk taype awn, too. Tehse kittehs r teh danjrerous fer shur.
Please nao go to HSRW wif teh otters fur yur blankie and choklit!
Hunnert Dollah Touwil…STAT!!1!
got milk?
(cuz dey luk lyk oreo cuukie)
tank you JH4K. i keep my CHRG (wdoi) wid me all da tim nao
da kittehs be much cutte
Nodis hao teh upsydaon text ceemz tu almos reed u mop aspldn.
Myte Ai pleez aksk wut a CHRG iz? Ai unnerstan iz fur wen owr brayns splooge frum too mutch kyoot, but wut duz awl teh lettrz stan fur?
thxbai!
ees Chiken Hed Rubber Glove, mayde by blowing up a latex glove and tying orf teh hole.
mush fun tu play wit.
kin awlso prevent hed-splorts.
The object youspeak of is technically referred to as a “CHRG(w/doi), also known as(AKA) a”Chicken Head Rubber Glub (wif drarwings on it).
kthxbai!
lolz! Wot kinda drarwings? Happeh fase?
whutebber yu wants, as lawng as eet weel fit awn teh glub.
elefant high-knees!
**giggles**
teh ellyfunt high-knees ar the moast popular.
Is cos Ai offerd to dror to pikchurs awn, but Ai can onlee dror teh piggee fayces an teh ellefunkles form behyn. Dunno wy teh piggee fayces nawt so popoolars as teh ellefunkels form behyn
Ooooh, FANK u fur awl teh infro .. innfor… stuff joo tells meh! Nao wut iz dis HSRW? Ai fink Ai needz go dere, cuz, nawt knoeing wut a CHRG wuz, Ai hadz a beeg sploogey assident wen Ai sawl dis pixshur!! A softie blankey sowns liek jus teh fing Ai needs!
Ai fownd ware Janet toll awl abowt HSRW. Ai am heded thar nao fur a kuukie and blankie. I can has pink blankie plz? Fanks!
Eet awl started wit teh hedj pig poppels…..
Teh HSRW is de Head Splort Recovery Ward-yu can goes der an rest an recofr frum jur hed splort
choklit? Kittehs iz not dementerz!
dis kapshun are veery klevur
halps distrak meh frum teh fack dat ai am nawt knowing wich kitteh tu smoo furst.
Oh, yes! Teh pink noseies. Teh blak noesies. Teh pink eersies, Teh blak eersies. Teh pink pawpads. Teh blak pawpads. Impawsible to chooz!
that y we hab 2 hanz, 1 fur each kiteeh
Oh! *hed slap* Doh!
we jus haz the trubbles when there are moor than 2 at a tyme!
Teh bery kraftee n exp…xpir…wel-traynd snorglr yooziz al 10 fingrs n al 10 toz so dey can has snorglz ov up 2 20 kittehs.
Patrick – has yoo akshullee traied that?
Noes…ai no has 20 kittehs. Ai has useded bof mah handz n wun of mah feetz 2 pets mah three kittehs.
Yes, is VERREE difficult wehn tehy awl wantz attenshun at teh sayme tiem! LOLZ!
oo patrick – you founded the sekrit of the footsies – I has Bo kitty (his nayme) and he lurves the footsies atttneshun. He no lik picked up attenshun but my Sam and PPPP lurve piccky up attenshun si it werks good at my hous. tank goodnest.
yes! well capped Pete!!!!
Pete: dis b vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey klevur!!! well dun!
yes, Pete’s kapshun be berry berry cleber!
Awlso Patrick’s obbzer… osrbrv… he nodis clebberly dat teh upsydaon text luuk liek “u mop aspldn”.
*splrp* fer wuns ai put awn my CHRG (wdoi) beefoar ai see teh picksher. mai hed dun splorted, but no mawp rekwaierd. must restawk teh CHRGs an duktayp kwikkly — tuu menny danjeruss kittehs heer.
what u meen we get sepireted and givin way?
TEH SAD!!!!!!
no, no…yin an yang kittehs must NEVER be sepirated…dey r matched set! can only go together!
Deffinitelee. Dey mey alreddy be in furrebber hoem.
Mebbe dey go tugedder, laik mai 2. Dey brudders n it was speshified dey go 2gedder. Dat fein wid me, cuz ai wanned 2 kittehs so dey dont get lonelee.
We go together like
ramma lamma lamma
ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as
shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
that’s the way it should be
Waooo Yeah
Artistik kittehs tayke blak and wite foto!
picshoor ees gud,
upside daown capshun ees bedder!
or
here we see what mom sees after having heard a tremendous crash and gone upstairs to investigate.
Oh mai yes!!! U maeded mee snert! Hao offen has we dun the tremendous crash investigashuns!
inbestigashuns are berry bery serious….we looks aroun, takin notes in our bitty notebook, lookin berry srsly at kittehs…nobody says nuthin….then we’s threaten to swab eberybuddy present for DNA….den dey starts splainin fast
Essept when dey come in da middel of da nite. Den I figgers, o well, whatebber it was, it gone naow.
Is troo. I also neber finks is introo…intru…pepps breakin into mah howse. Is always kittehs. Dey usually habs teh innocent fayces like dese kittehs too. What? No teh noise were not me Mummah. Donut noes what dat noise were.
snorgler, u b praktikul…n bery phunnee! WIN!1!
Tank yew, brainfire. Mostly I b lazee.
LOL JCH4K, “snert” such a funnee werd…. longtimeback, Ai hads a boikitteh named Snert. He was poysin wif wyte laigs, so snorglishous! His litter-sistah’s name was Squit. Mai BF at that time sayd squit was noyse made by newborned bebbehkittehs as dey exited de mammakitteh’s boddie.
Sawry, we hads funnee naymes for our kittehs……hehehe…..
ai admits, ai do so luv the funnee werds. Snert. Splort. Snorgle. Hao ar lives has been enriched!
“upside daown capshun ees bedder!”
mos deffinately! lurv it.
WUTSGOWINAWNUPTHAYRE???!!!!!!!
‘nuuuuuuthhiiiiiin’
ai hav been tehre menny menny tymes.
ov cowrse yu kin ownlee keep frum trying to kill yer liddle sister fer so lawng.
HAHA!
i wuz teh ‘liddle’ siatah
teh gud twin will telll yu – ah did most of teh damage!
akshooly, in a fyte between me an mai sister, be on mai sistur.
she’s small but meeeeeeeeen!!
It’s alwaiz teh liddle wuns taht doo teh moast damage!
LOLZ! cuz iYAM smawl!
but teh gud twin iz teh smaller of us…we didnut hit eech odder tho. mostly juss yellin – ’scyoose – disKUSSIN
Hao is bSmall? Nawt seen her awn heer in a wyl
Donut maek me com up tehse stayrs…..!
Kitteh and antikitteh meetin rezults in annihilashun — of mah hed!
*splort*
taht muss hab been wun hekuva hedsplort eef eet wur anhiulashin!
Duffy!! Qwik! Yur ultra funnie braynes ar in danger. Heer is ur CHRG(wdoi) – there awl duktayped securely awn yur preshuss liddle hed. Nao, off to the HSRW wif yoo fur yur choklit an blankie (pink, bloo or green) and dunt get up until yoo ar reelee strong!
*stage whisper*
psst….J4K…..whut iz CHRG? Do I need wun iffin I hangz aroun here?
oh yes, my goodnes!
CCC! TTTC!(if yer in teenytinyingerland) kwik!!
*whisper*
(is a rubber glub. luks lyk a chikn hed – ware lyk a hat 2 prevent teh splorts)
good ting my jobseses gots glubs….lots glubs for lotsa orifisses to checks….now for splortees too (Inventory Person, can you order us anutter case of da biggy glubs…no powder, K? Thxbai.)
An the HSRW iz teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward fur teh seriouslee injured. Teh CCC is teh Cyoot Crash Cart fur awn the spot hallp – fullee stocked wif ice (fur meltee harts) and CASES ov CHRG(w/doi) and sawft blankies and choklit bars fur comfurt! Cat-berree awnlee.
In teenetinee Ingerland, tehy has the TTT (Terriblee Twee Trollee) and also serchanreskuecat. Ambercat flies awl over wif sarCat (including Scotland, Wales and Ireland – problabee thos liddle islands too) halping teh poor splorted wun.
Just outside the HSRW is teh Princess Mu Flower Meadow. Yoo can see it frum the beeg pikshoor windows, an wehn u ar beddar, yoo can sit with yur frenz in teh lovelee awtcoor cafe whar yoo can has refreshing beverajes and luk at the Meadow. Can also stroll in Meadow if yoo ar strong enuf.
Yu forgawt to sai: teh sawft blankies an teh choklit R rilly fore teh sore insyds, lyk wen yur kittehs has gon to teh raynboe brij. teh blankies yu gibs bak wen yu can has nu kitteh, teh choklit yu can keep.
We is awlso tryaling teh yscreem and teh Dr Hoo Skerry Mawnsters, fore teh melty harts – eeder wun will freez yu rite bak up agin!
Thank you, Ambercat. We needs to put awl this togedder so nothink is forgotten.
Whut ai did nawt say, because ai dint want to maek enewun crai, is that teh Princess Mu Flower Meadow has veree speshul majical powers.
Wehn u goes into the meadow, you can open up yur hart and let awl ov yur pets hoo lives there nao out – and yoo can play and frolic with tehm in the meadow. And yoo can let tehm play wif teh otter peepls pets, too. You can go to the lovely cafe to watch. Tehn, wehn everbuddy is awl tired awt frum awl the playing, they jumps bak in yur hart and yoo carries them away with yoo.
Yoo can go there as often as yoo liek.
awlso, owr berry helpfull an eckspurrt teem gibs teh preventetatib cowunsl… kouncellyn… addvize tu teh ICHC kommyoonitty tu ridyooz riksk ub hed splortin: tink abowt teh tacksreeterns.
Wee muss stai strawng an watch owt fer teh clebber kittehz assawltin unsuspektin peepz wif teh kyoot…
Hahahahaha, kitteh and antikitteh!!! Awesome!
HHmmm? Steebbee Wunder, Pawl McCraknee?
eboni n iboree ref. much winz!1!
(sound of humming then loud, off key singing)
..”lib toogedder in PurRfekt harmonee”
iz worth da earwurmz to be seein da kittehs wif da theme song fur the “ebonee an ivoree kitteh ” sho. not on tb yet-jus playin in my head.
kthnxbai
Mai thots eggzackly!
Ebunnee and ivuree – lib togevver in purrfikt harmunnee –
*POUNCE!*
Uh. . .wut? No, mommeh, we not fitin. We. . .um. . .we prakterisin teh CPR. Yeh, dass it– in case sumbuddy cant breeve frum teh cyoot.
whitee kitteh sayin “see, I be usin my hindy legs for the compreshuns…works gud if patient be attackin you while you doin CBR”
mommeh(offstage): STOP ARGYOOING! DON MAEK MEH COME IN TEHRE!
kittehs: … were nawt argyooing …. weer having a disKUSSHUNS!
when grandma babysit us, she always tell us: “somebody’s gonna cry.”
Hu? Gramma gonna cry?
Teers Bfore bedtym!
yah–teh bunneh-kick helps get teh hart started
Longcat and Tagnol….at it again…
splort! (weakly) CCC pleeze to be coming
I must…schmooo…
I am teh positiv, yoo are teh negativ.
No, I want to be teh positiv, you be teh negativ kitteh.
I am teh wite kitteh, I get too be teh positiv.
No, I be on top, dat meens I get to be teh positiv, yoo play teh negativ.
Neber mynde. No want to play dis gayme enny more.
Two kittehs were born, each a twin;
One was called Yang, the other Yin.
One played upside down,
Both made smile from frown.
Their partnership wuz made of win.
Teh edn.
=(^-_-^)=
Let that be your last battlefield!
star trek ref. gud wun.
“Help Desk? O hai, it’s lolcatburglar. Listen, can u brings me another puter monniter rite now plz? I borked mine turning it upsydown to reed teh capshun on a lolpi– I mean to read a biznezz e-mail I getted from Horsetrailerya. ktxhbai.”
I can haz gravitee boots to read Horsetrailerya capshuns?
Oooh! Good idear!
“Hello Halp Desk? lolcatburglar again. Lissen, when u brings mah new monniter, can u brings me a pair of grabbity boots also? Size Extra Medium. Whut? Whut u meen u no has grabbity boots? What kine halp desk u is? I needs teh grabbity boots to do ma werk! E-mails is comming in from all over souf of teh ekwayter and I no can reeds them!”
dose emaylurs frum down under r goofee. dere heds b righty side dwon.
Dis yer Halp DEsk Manajur, here. I can has lolcated u some Grabbity Bootz, but dey onleez werks dering deh Eklipz and ebery udder Toosday on deh Leep Yeer. Also to be rekwiring a depozit uv Fitty Cheezbergerz an onlee come in size double Medium, but nawt Extra Medium.
I hope dis halps.
Sinzerely,
Dah Manijmint
Hello, Lolcatburglar. Dis be yer Halp Desk Manajer again. WE unnerstanz dat you is in posseshun of deh calcalater wiff deh Touwil Converzshun Feachure. Dis model of calcalater also has little known optional “Grabbity Reversion” feacher. Dis may be uv use to you in regardz to deh “GRabbity Boot” ishew as we can nawt take delibbery ub preeveeusly menshuned bootz fer 47 months, 13 days, 14 houra and 27 minitz.
Sinzearly,
Dah Manijmint
Wow, lolcatburglar … u gets mutch betta serviss dan Ai has evah gottin. I can has ur seecrit??
ooooooh, joo guise hab me LOLing berry lowdly! Gud fing Ai ar awl alonn in da howse, but teh kittehs an goggies luukin at me funnee nao.
Ai speshully lub “Extra Medium.” Fanks fur da beeg laffs… Ai feel gud nao!
An Ai m gonna hang owt in teh HSRW fur a whyle… Ai feeleeng bery week affer awl dis sploogin and laffin… I can has wun moar kuukie plz? Oar dus ennie wun hab dos choklit hobnobs? Iz dat wut dey clallded from Ingerland?
WE SEndz dah TTT obber STAT. It iz stokt wiff deh rekwizit HobNobs an Catberry choklitz to get you fru dis berry prekareeus time
Incriminating pichurs of Halp Desk manajer at last yeer’s Loliday Offis Party, let me show u them.
U would think that one person would not be ables to chug teh entire spiked punchbowl, but u would be rong.
yez, but Halp Desk Manajer still has photos of Lolcatburglar off planet in the early dayz of disbarrment passed out face down in dah lap uv a Vogon prostitute after too minny Pan Galactic Garggle Blasterz..tooshay!
It’z a Meskin stand-off, as it were. WE keeps each odders secrets..oops we did inny way.
If these picshurs show do me, as u say, “passed out face down in dah lap uv a Vogon prostitute” then how u know is me?
Or did u take them from a angle that I reely don’t want to think to long about?
no komint….
Deer Lolcatburglar,
you will be reseeving yer “Grabbity Bootz” as soon as deh arrives and fresh battereez fer deh calcalater as deh loverly parting gift.
Fangs,
Der Manijmint
So u see, CBSB, teh seekrit is two-fold:
1. When u goes to office loliday party, always takes ur camra.
B. When u passes out in teh lap of a Vogon prostitute, always pass out *face down*.
Lolcatburglar, i laiks playing wiff u dah bestest! I luvs it when you iz on the cheez-a-phone. I gitz most laffinz uv awl.
Luv,
addkittehz
Deer addkittehz – yoo ar so rite. Playing wiff lcb is moar fun tahn enething! Doo yoo know about teh “16 ounz mokka (hawt) wif extry spesso” incedent? Or “Teh Thrilling Reskew?” Or “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree?” Has yoo seen teh “Do nawt under eny circumstances say lcb shud nawt doo sumthing? incident? And there ar moar.
Ai want to gather tehm in awl wun spot fur eezee viewing.
Not knowing uv dah mokka-spresso incident or the nawt unner inny circumstances thingy. I seen the cartoon uv “thrillin rescue” an if the TRial uv Deh Senchery had to do wiff Kittehlurve’s Mommeh takin a baff in deh orchestra pit, I was part of dat and having Lolcatburglar disbarred. If it is sumfin else I MUST know all dees stories.
I wuz finkin teh otter day how weshould collect the bes wunz an put ‘em sumwher fer eezy viewing an sharin.
All hale Lolcatburgler an her magical calcalater!
Sorreee – yes, ov corse Kittehluvrve’s Mommeh takin teh baff IS teh Trial ov the Senchuree. Ai can eesilee find fur yoo :Teh Trhilling Reskew. Ai will hav to luk fur the otters.
Sorree – ai forgotteed yoo wwere a particpant in the grate trial.
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/#comment-137904
This should take you to “The Thrilling Reskew.”
Wen u kittehs get going, I laff an laff. It is so good to laff liek dat. U r all such good story tellers. Ai allus feel better after spending time on Cheezburger.
Yes – being heer is verree gud fur yur health. Awl that laffing maeks yoo live mutch longer. We has shurlee added YEERS to ar lives!
Ai wuz just gonna say – Teh Thrilling Reskew starts veree neer the top. Romeow on 1 Nov at 2:16 pm.
Ends with lcb on 2 Nov at 8:36 am. Then there is a bit ov an epilogue with Spykez_mom ending finally with Sally at 12.31 PM.
And heer is the way to “Teh Unfortunate Incident with teh 15 Ownz Mokka (hawt) wif Extry Spresso”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
It starts about 1/3 way down in the comments with 343GuiltySpark at 1:42 am – and ai finish it off thanking Teho for being such a good sport.
Gaaghahhaha – typo. Shud bee – MUST bee “16 Ownz” – nawt “15 Ownz.”
Cayn n Abl…teh kitteh vershun
Teh white kitteh be keepins me down no moar!
Fight teh power!
rebolushuns nao! mebbe aftur gushie fuds n naps. kthxbai
i waz feelin chatty todai, but yuse guyz r teh too funne …….ebberywun….
teh CCC iz fur sur gonna hab a busi dai……..
dose r usches cyutte liddel fases…..awl brite eyed an bushi taled……..
Teh Yin Yangs
So cute, just like Hillary and Obama in the debates
hysterikal!!! u maeded me spew on mai ‘puter. nyce…
Bud deh kittehs r cyooter n fluffier!
Iffen wii seez hillary an Obama doing dis,
eye tinkz wii needz tu showz da picher tu Bill,
an da newzpapers, tv stashonz, magzinez
OR wii seez how mush dey pai fur uz not tu show da picher!
deys am NOT cutes
“Yin and Yang Kettehs promotes the balance”
Michael Jackson, before and after photos
tacgnol and longcat. at it since dey was kittens
Liek white on rice, eh?
Not go according to plan.
Regrets. White kittle has dem.
? Don ged.
But, he stawted it!!!
oh hai honey
yr home urly
once she went black she just couldn’t go back
did u juss heer a car door?
¡¡ʞuɐɹɟ zʇı bɯo .ʞuɐɹɟ ʇsnظ zʇı ɥo
Pittypat – PLEASE to be revealing hao yoo did that! Ai’ve been wanting to do taht fur qwite sum tiem nao.
an yur comment is brilliant!!!! Ai’ve been bak visiing sum earlier poasts – and – ai wuz reminded taht yoo are a STAR!
hay thx janet, and heer u go:
http://www.fliptext.org/
the result of a cloning accident gone bad; while trying to clone a tuxedo kitteh, professor floof pressed a wrong button and separated the tuxedo kitteh into two colors by mistake, end result pictured above.
on another note, i have to quit typing in lolspeak. i typed a letter and three e-mails monday in lolspeak and my boss (a legal professional) was not amused when he edited them. besides which, i’ve been typing for over 35 years and it is really hard for me to try and figure out what to type anyhow. but please know that i think and talk in lolspeak.
I has had same horrificashun happenz to me at werk. Berry imbarrassin’. Perhapz we needz start Lolspeak 12 step program for reubbering ub dah corrik, korret, kerekt… right way to rite. HALP!!1!
no, i just need to find a legal professional with a sense of humor. been here a year. last year when realizing this item was missing from his brain, asked his wife to please take him to walgreen’s and purchase him the largest size available. he’s getting better but no fun about work stuff.
lets start 12 step plan:
#1–no typeing is “wrong;” there is no rite or rong way to type in lolspeak.
ok, someone else come up with the next one. (was gonna say #2 but that’s not very nice)
Nummer B – Iffn dare are peeples hoos owtsyde-ov-ICHC lyves ar beein mayde diff… dyf.. hard by speeking lolspeek, den teh ress of us needz to gib dem sum spayce to type in “nermal” speek, ie: gud fur leegal proofeshunals. Ookai JJ… feelz freeh to tawk like non-lolcat.
Hello, my name iz addkittehz an I iz a Lolspeaker/typer. I tries to be nermal, ut fines mysef speakin lol even to my horse. He is most indignant about dis. I find his disdane ebben more demoralizin’ than the repeated warneengs i hab gotten at werk. I jess lookin for a nise plze to be me an not be restraned by grammer or rite spellin.
For dos who has dah strength an synapses to carry on in bofe werlz, i reach out my trembling paw to uze fer halp!
This legal perfeshunal wiff da sense uv huomr is verchually a mythilogical creecher. You may nebber fines it.
JJ, ai aslo werks for legal un-professionals. Ai can and has typed in lol-speek but usually cat-cheezes myself.
Nawt mannies legal-types with cents of humer. Ai’s been heer 11 years and dey nebber has anny fun or laffs. 2 tightly-wound, mebbe. Dey 2 sres. Srsly.
and no, Step 1 has to bez: wez admitz we is powerless obber de lolkittehs, and typing has become unmanagable, eben ifs itz nawt rite or rong…..
Step 2, came to beeleaf that a power greater than us can help us wit de Lolspeek (dat power be Ceiling Cat!!!)
take it away, jj!!! muwahahahaha
Ai am riting from daon heer, jj, so as to leev room fur yur 12 step purrgram. Ai wud recommend taht ENEWUN hoo has to type fur a living shud avoid akshul lolspeak. ai traied yesterdai to rite sumething and ai had to doo it sevrual tiems – ai kept riting in lolspeak ai even doo it in notes to maiself at hoem.
In fact – ai dont know if everywun does this – but wehn ai speek, ai usually see the werz passing trhu mai hed awl rittine awt. Ai reeds tehm as ai speek. And NAO – tehy ar ushuallee in SOLSPEEK EEEK!!
JCH4K, i feelz yer pain an iz heer fer u
JCH4K,
i fink we needz to call in owr “special consultaint” Lolcatburglar to halp us wiff the creeashun ov dah “12 Step”. Do you know how to summon her?
another step to add (down the line or towards the bottom):
if you speak lol to a non-lol person and they look at you like you are the two headed turtle, just continue to speak in normal lol and ignore their confusion, they’ll figure it out.
one of my frenz is non-animal (which is sad) but she goes along with me and laughs anyway. she’s a good pal.
addkittehs, teh bestest way to summon me is by Chippendalesgram.
And I doan mean that I want 2 see 2 cartune chipmonks at mah door!
Anwyways, u guise is doin fine wif ur list. Carry on.
This caption is so brilliant it should be hung in a museum.
ok, dis mebbe offensuv 2 sum, butt im just teh messenjur, k? mah fwend haz this pix, n she putz teh capshun ‘kill witey’. iz rong, so rong, i knoez…
I iz awl fer offinsive. I fink itz funny, but yew didn’t heer it frum mee. Sum uv my bess frenz iz white (an floofy)
Oh dat nawt so badd. Kittehs alwayz play at killing deh prey wid each odder.
genius. ftw
AAAAAWWWWWWWW!!! Spl— *puttin CHRG (w/doi) on quikkee*
*phew*
*sum duktayp yust in case*
That-is-so-adurabol-I-wants-it! Soo fluffy! Yost liek JKH4K saed sumware thar up (I never “nut secund”, i alwus “teh wun way down” — well, that iz alsu “nut _second_”) teh noesies, teh eersies, teh pawpads – sooo kyoot!
I fink teh capshun ez most clevur 2! Teh letters yoo noe…
Teh kittehs sooo adurabol! Reelly! Soo floofy!
Ieeeeehhhhh! I hasta go befoar I goez all splortie! Duktayp aint holdeng it!
Pete, u can haz cheezburgrz, kittunz, n pocky stix foar dis wan.
These kittehs were on CuteOverload a couple of years ago.
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/02/what.html
I would email ichc to tell them, but the link gives me a funky email address, so it won’t work.
i can haz blak-n-whyt kitteh cookeh!
DERE you is ROO!!! I been lookin for you! I wants MANI ov dese blaknwide cookittehs!
Gonna be lots of little grey kittehs in a few weeks. If you get my drift.
Deys tu yung yed.
OUTSIDE: TWO KUTE KITTEHS…
INSIDE: ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF GOOD VERSUS EVIL…
Very, very clever typing. Took me a second.
The capshun is brilliant.
OMG! Dat is so clever! I luv it!