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dat’s teh leest ob ur worries!
Congrats in big way for little guy nawt furst….whatcha wantin’ fur dans, July?
Congrats JITBM!
Wen I sawed dis liddle guy, I frot hims waz freaky lukin. Dat maed meh fink ov Starry Eyed Surprise.
Mashing to the music, I can do anything
Freaky dicky star speckles and pink butterflies
And life is nice, so nice.
I walk into a club and Ive found paradise
Im seeing stars, I cant believe my eyes
likin Romeow’s idea, “tonite i’m seein starz!”
it’s teh only dancin at teh club i’m likely to be doin.
thx guys!
JITBM, nise to see u owt at teh club dansin! Wheeeee!
Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise
Dance all night
We’re gonna dance all night
Dance all night to this DJ
Ah Sugar, dance all night to this DJ
OMFG
OK so everyone who evar thinks I has the funny, link here now. melissa, this one’s for you
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2089371320_0760e9b104.jpg?v=0
OMG!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahhahah! thanks fur dat early mornin laff!
Yeay, stend – coffee snerting funnee, taht wun. Nao ai feel ai can fayce teh day!
ai iz a babee Ewok’s babee-doll
Definately a Wookie. Most people don’t know Wookies are born so small. That’s why there’s not many of them, they’re just so cute and bite-sized you have to eat ‘em all up.
eye lyke myne chokalit-kovered!
IS dey fulled of nugat?
crunchy on the outside, chewy center….
UGH! what am I saying?! GROSS!
Well yess – GROSS. But teh “chewy” center wuz verree clefur indeed!
new guts? well, ob corse–new kreeshur filled wif new guts. All new parts!
wookie won tons nomnom
Whut iz it?????
i fink himz a pigmee mahrmasett
Teh mahrms cum in a set?
I taek tew plees.
i can has a set too plz?
I luvs teh little gais – i sawded dem at teh zu wun tyme and fell hed ovr healz…
deyz SO tiny and have much of teh kyoot!
http://spaceandtime.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/marmoset.jpg
nice pic of pygmy marmoset, that’s definitely what it is…
http://www.tinyurl.com/3xvj5r
fur moar on pygmy marmosets
fanks fur da link.
fully. “These animals spend between 25% and 30% of activity budget searching for food”. sownz moar liek pothead than helmet hair. Amazon, nebbertheless.
now try an tell me thatz not related to a kitteh
scuse meh….
has joo seen mah marmomie ??
fank joo! beri innersetin!
Helmut mit Haar!!!
Helmut Kohl ohne Haare!!
ai dont noez wat dat iz ………but ai wantz wun !!! so cyute, but lukz lik it mite be danjerus to *smoo*……
Tew smoo
or nawt
tew smoo.
Dat iz da qwestun!
wrong play, romeo
Oops!
*blushes*
*runs awai*
*giggles*
I tink himz be *smooable* jest doant let him groom yur hare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6H6M22z2k
tanks for Johnny clip…..jest doant let him breastfeeds on you eether…looks like lotsa poyntee endz
I can haz wolfman jack?
i can come home wiff joo ??
plz…iz scardee of de snakes
Oh jess, liddle bebeh, joo can come hoam wif meh.
I doan noe wat u r, butts I gibs u teh bestest life dat enny ov ur kind eber had.
Wat dew u fink ov teh naem Jorg?
jorg ’sokay, butt i lyke “Helmut” better.
Ia dis teh noo pokkit pet?
akshuly, iz vry old pockit pet. I member 50 yrs ageo deh wuz adbertized on bak ob comedic buks. adds wud sho dem in t-cupz
Pleese tell meh that u cudn’t order dem frum a buk.
Pleese, Nao, Pleese.
U useta cud order T-cup poopdel saym wai. Ai solded Whyt Clobereen Salv 2 ern moneyz 4 wun. Nebber gawt enuf, gud ting. Doan bleev dose adz wuz 4 reely.
Dat iz wot deh claimed. Got noes how deh shiped dem.
no really, wtf is it? someone link to what it really is plz? k tx bai.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Marmoset
he iz monkee?
oopsidoodle got cought
yah him snak-syze monkee frums centril amrikka.
Eye tink heez alieum frum nudder planetz.
dats what SHE said!!
nyuk nyuk nyuk
…i got nuffink…
She who?
Take me tu ur leederz. Wii r hear tu take ober de plannet Eurf.
Hai! Jus workin on my Eddie Munster luk.
ai fink u gotz it dwon !
If a mole starts to change seek the advice of a medical professional
Assymetry in shape, irregular Border, non-uniform Color, Diameter >6mm, Elevation/Enlargement are typical ABCDE’s of bad guy moles.
Nao we add: Freaky, Gnome-like, Helmut Hair, Ingratiating, Jorge.
OK eberybuddy…chek yer moleses….and chek yer frends moleses. Den go see yore derm PA STAT prn.
Awwww don’t hatez me ‘cuz I’m bootifull
UnBEARably Cute!
Guten Tag, Herr Helmut!!!
oooooo!! Dees liddle pigmee mahrmosett monkees be my favoritist things in da wurld!
why do you has a marmoset?
Sum wun plez tu be givin da troll a glazz uf wine frum da “Uh hai ur home earli” picher!
I studyd pigmee marmazets in zoo. Lotsa tings eat dem, so got 2 sppeedz: snailio and wherdygo. Sorri if I no spek lolcat so gud.
Tina, u speek lolcat bery well. Dere r nawt enny rools, so u can nebber be rong. Juss jump in an hab a gud tiem!
Welcome!
Ai tink iz fun tu tink ub hau manee waies u cn spehl a wud.
U speek grayt lolcat, en Ai snerked mai cawfee on ‘wherdygo’. Mai kittehs r wantin exop- eskp- no raizin wye naow!
Ai laik speed “wherdygo”! Tanks fur info and identificashun ub diz lil guy.
snailgo n wherdygo two neu gret lolwords?
wherdygo discribz mai son’s kitteh whenz weiz tryn two putz himz to bediby wif mai son.
snailgo is gud defination ub da gascat inz da mornin! akshuly wez needz SLOWR wurd den snailgo fur da mornin gascat!
momcat
Um side part, and side burns…oh and some more blonde hi-lites
Hair Club for men pocket sample
I tink dis da kyootest! Sooooo tiiiinyyyyyy!!!!
Luckerliy I has chocklit – mi brayne not asplode.
I don’ tink so, anyways…. *anxious expression*
juss in kaze – makes shur u hab ur CHRG(wdoi) duck tayped awn!
Dat is berry sensabel preckaushun, and i shall follows ur ecksellent advise
cuzin IT as a child.
Dey’z kreepie
An dey’z kookie
Missteeryuz an spookie
An awltogedder ookie…
teh Adams Famablee!!!
*snap snap*
it’s a baby marmoset monkey btw, encase anyone was wondering wtf it is.
Ai iz akchoolly der geko wich turnz in tu da waarwoofs! Ssee ai iz bigs ans skairy!! Grrrrr….
what is that? its so cute and small and i want one.
ok
So uhm, hai. I am beein a lil nue to dis sperience ub deh hare reemubul prosess. Duz eet be paynfol? It duz? k, well, dat plan wuzn’t bary gud. On to plan b, shayving kitz fur beegynerz.
OMG i dint kno u could Xbreed tarantulas & mousies.
**unlurk**
I tolded my sun it loox liek tribble w/legz! Iz very much adorabibble!
**lurk again**
what in the world is that??? Never seen anything like it.
What iz dat little guy?
What the hell is that |:
….what…is….THAT?!
JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK WAT IS DAT THING!
WHAT IS THAT ADORABLE PIECE OF THING@#”?%$$?^$#%?&
what is that thing???????????????????
Cuuuuute Pygmy Marmoset!
Wut iz dat Tingy?
OMG this is the cutest thing i have ever seen!!!
awww it is soo cute what is it
Seriously.. What is that animal.. I want to think its a cat but…..
TEH CHUPACABRA!!!
itz an ewok actuli.