I took shoez off,
let me in.
mabee u need to bring some flowerz.
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An such big shooz or liddle kitteh!
duz lynxany get dah “soff shu” for the “Firsty danze”?
*tip tip tap tap sawft sawft shoo shoo*
tee fur tuw, tuw fur tee
yu fur mee an mee fur yu
they is ugly too, purty kitteh needz elegunt shus
Bairfoot kitteh iz neethur in teh kichin nor iz pregnant!
LOL!
Now dere beez no mud on yer rugz!
OT interupshun.
Ai just herd taht todai is Knut (teh Berlin Zoo Polar Bear) is wun year awld todai. And he nao weighx in at 240 pounds. But is still sweet bear.
happiest of birthdays to the knut bear!
oh he shares my burfday!
happy burfday Knut!
Happi burfday, Shera kittehvet!
ana happily birfdai to u Shera !!!!! iz gud tho u nawt borned ani closer to Cristlmaz……still getz 2 setz ob presuntz a yeer ……..ai hopez…..
happitail !!!!
Happy Birthday, Shera – you will nebber furget yur birthday nao! May yoo hav menee menee moar, and mai tehy awl be verree happee (whut wud ai doo withawt teh “e!”
Is my birfday too! How cool to share wiff Knut and burger friends!
Happi Burfsday to YOO!
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!
Mah preshus girly kitteh went owtside yestirdee morning to sniff teh mud puddls left frum teh rayn, came bak in howse, jumped up on bed, wiped her feetz awl daintee-lyke. Um, fanks kitteh, u cudn’t yooz doormat?
“No I couldzn’t use doormat….must use softee and pritty comforter to gets my delicate feetzies de-mudded.”
*giggles*
I haff princess-bunnee. Wen we go out (she haz a harness and leesh) if da gras iz wet, she hopz on da sidewauk. Mustn’t spoil pritty wite bunny-feetz!
lawng tyme ago (hummmm ai seemz to be saing dat a lawt) aniwai ai hadda most loberly an dainti callie wif lawtz ob whyte awn her…..includin 4 samll an dainti wyhte pawz…….we cawled her “Jessica, teh purrfek kitteh” cause she cood walk ina muddy, muddy gardun an come out wiff awl 4 ob her pawz just as snowi whyte as whyte cood be…
Nebber did figgure out how she did taht……
kitteh magick.
teh dirt reppeller, teh grabitee fuxor switch, teh fatel overdozes uv teh kyoot– is awl kitteh magick.
kitteh wellies! Anodder kitteh seekrit, lyk teh woorkin uprite an torking an drinkin wyn an awl teh odder stuffs tehy gets up to wen we carnt see tehm…
Tooked awl mai clothez off tu!
I iz 2 sexee fur my shus
I iz 2 sexee fur my clothez
2 sexee
Aiym 2 sexee fur my *hat*
2 sexee fur my *Kat* –
Oh wayt, I *iz* a kat!
Ai iz naut 2 exee furr my floof an my poyntee-endz!
Littul mausees littul mausees let meh een!
nawt bai duh hars uv ar chinni chin chinses! n putz yer cloes back on, ya bloody flasher!
~snerks~
footsiez getting cold, plx to be opening door!
I can haz oder-eaterz?
ai wunts to kno hau you gotteded dem shoez AWN?
Duh! Saym way you gotses urs awn! One foot at tyme
I halp clean floor wif ma’ fur…
http://www.wannasmile.com
HAA*
*Head Asplod Alert*
this is two in a row today; will have to double my head gear since this babeh be orange; chrg (wdoi) and swim cap with big tur turk aqua and pink flowers, with the chin strap, and some duck tape and some bungee cords wrapped around for good measure.
here comes dah, CHRG w/doi an iffn itz real badd we send ya too dah HSRW fer a nise rest.
thanks, addkittehz, i never have had to go to HSRW but feel the need today. green blankie, if you please.
Green is good calming culer. we do maybe sum aroamer ferappy fer ya too.
Jus opin teh windowz…teh breez from teh Princess Mu Meadow is berry fragrant todai!
oh Hai COL. i lurves da medo. fanks fur bringin it tew mynd : )
hi COL where ya been …..wee been missin u……
jjtucker….. ai fink ai wood pai a goodli sum of munneez to see taht…!
Huree ups n oepened diz doorz!! Iz bery coldz oustide!
it r snow ! let me in !
ai needz to go! letz me owt!
nebber mindz, ai dont need to go nemore! letz me bak inz! pweese?
I can haz sum hot choclit now, it are snowingz outside an I is cold, a warm blankie wud be nice and please to be getting me sum nice bootz too, I no like these birkies and they is not warm enuff either.
Kthx bai
needs two pair booties; one pair for front toes, another pair for back toes.
plz&thx
mebbe kitteh iz in Horesraylyeeah? iz summertyme tehr nao, rite?
Ginger felt as low as teh heels of her Burkinstox as she pusht against a December gust and the kichin doar. Up to now, her life had been eezy, like a spring breez.
win!
Pittypat,
Plz to be continuing Ginger’s saga, I iz fascinated. Why ar she feelin low?
Chapter 2 -
Ginger shakes herz whizkrz and sais, “Ai shud have neber neber beeleafed Thom Katz and tookz koff lothz. Naow lukz ats me.”
Ginger let others assoom her sadness waz beekuz Petra, not she, had kikked teh winning goal. But thots of sokker were as small and spent as teh shards of leaves clogging her doorjam. It waz, suddenly, teh season of Thom . . .
She raised her paws to the heavens, as if in supplication, and meowed,
“Thommmmmmmm! oh why? Why did you leave? Look at all the leaves that need to be cleaned….Must it always be me?” Ginger threw herself down to the ground, a melancholy punctuation of her plight, and….
fell asleep…Drama is hard work after all
Jus luk at dat stripey tummie! Iz jus teh kyootest!! Ai can haz snorgle?
both of my boys has spotty (orange) tummies, so i noticed the stripey tummy immediately. do you know if either is dominant?
mah orinj gurl has both stripes and sum huge whyte spots and lots of fluff on her belleh, we callz her the fur factoree…I has mostly seens spotses on the kitteh bellehs stripez seem unusual, but that is mah observeshunz not scientimific ebidence.
thank you 2k. tucker likes to show off his belly spots if i hold him up under his arms. jj shows me his belly every morning when getting ready for work, just to make sure it’s still there. i had just never seen the stripey tummy and it intrigued me.
We hadz a lubly orinj boikitteh naymed Lego. He was teh kyoot!! He libbed wiff us fur abowt a yeer – den we went on bacashun an i toll my mama tew let the kittehs owt iffn dey wanted .. soe she did, an Lego nebber came bak.
But enniewai, I dun rememmer spots on his belleh. He had lawng hare. I purty shure his belleh wuz all lite orinj culler, almoast whyte.
But wen we got him, he wus kinna feral and had libbed owtside a lawng tiem. His fur wus awl matted and tangleded. Teh vet had too shabe him, lion-cut. It wuz SOE kyoot cuz he had the lawng hare arownd his face, on hims legs, and hims tayle, den awl sooper-short eberware else! Soe kyoot. He had spotties on his belleh den, I rememmer that!
But wen teh hare groo owt, I’m purtty shure the spotties awl grew togedder.
ai hab seed lawts ob marmelade kittehz (an more tahn wun owneded me) but ai dont noes ifn ai hab ebber seed a kitteh wiff stripez awl acrozz teh tummi lik taht..
most adornable ….bo qwestshun about it…..an teh lidde floffy patch in teh middel iz teh cyute !!!
an snorgle behbeh if tehr ebber waz wun !
- thenk you VERY much, misher kitteh. ahnd DO be careful not to brush my walls, please.
- do you has mah bukkit?
- that’s BOO-KAY…
LOL!
Hyacinth FTW!
Watch out for dat currtin !
british commuddy bes teh best een teh wurld!
datz teh truuf !!!!
aniwun a fan ob Qi ???? ai has to watches it awn utube, but ai watches an rewatches an reREwatches it…….
ai LOV Stephen Fry, and whoo whoo taht Alan Davies iz a cyutie pie !!!!!
Letz meh in or sai B-Bai to ur skween door.
Iz maekin mah own kitteh door.
I takes mah shoes off, butts the kyoot stais on.
Someone’s knockin’ at deh door
Somebody’s rining the bell….
Do him a flavvr, open deh door and
Let him in.
sir paul ref ftw!
Mr. McCraknee twize in wun dai!
Hmmm….I wakes up allmost eveydat wif a song in mai hed. Mayby eerwurm gotted in az I sleept. This mornin it wuz dis Paul Mc song, an I swares I bin singin it all day. ICHC has infilitrad……..infiltate………takin over mai brane!
oh hi, noaw u r a full-fleged membur of teh lolfrenz…..hee hee,
an u’ll notise taht it getz harder an harder to rite in regular Ingerlish……
I think I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so…
*does 80s danse* Vapors FTW!!!
Nihonzhin ni natte to omoimasu?
U noe wat they sai about cats wif beeg shoes…
dey hab beeg feets.
Dis may b teh exseptshun dat proobs da rool.
HMPH!
I still shed.
ur kowch, I furrz it.
Cat burglar scopes the place out
Kitteh Sez: Iz too kyoot to wear clunky Birkenstocks. I canz luk in “cat”alog and order nu ones?
Ordur pumps wiff teh “kitten heels?”
O yes! Dey wuld be purrfect for da catwalk.
Ahh… the kitteh has good taste, he’s wearing Birkenstocks!
hmmm, taysts like Germ-men…
Birkenstock kitteh reddy for hims lunch of fwee-range chicken and brown rice.
an herb tee
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I’m always on the wrong side of every door
Skuz meee…
I tink u forget sumtin
no! hoo cud furrget teh kitteh!!
akshooly we have ocaishunooly lefted teh goggie ootsyde awl dai b4, she nawt mind too much tho.
I is being a natchural kitteh. Wayring teh Burkinstoks. And now I lift mye arm so yoo can sees my fuzzy armpitz. Not being shayving teh legs, eether.
Diz be a hippee kitteh – nawt wearing any de klothes eidder….
my fambly – dey go green
OMG just want to snorgle taht belli
and beleefs in free luv and wurld peece
So iffin I not shave mai legz, I iz nachural??? I fot I wuz jus lazee!
Yoo cud be natchurally lazee. Is gud way to bee. Tayke menny, menny naps!
U iz uropeeun kitteh to nawt shaev laigs?
yer armpit–it haz a smell…
ahh, yesh, teh smell of rane-boas!
Hewminz putz such beeg
feengz awn dayr feetz. Kitteh’z arz
reddee enneetyme.
Beeg feengz arz calld “shooz”.
Deyz luukz weerd, butz arz splendidz
playses 2 taykz Napz
Cushee solez arz lykez
a Bed. Eebenz ifz narro,
Kitteh fitz insyde
Jack.
Ai noes u in der – aiz can heerz u breeving
1 uv ur frenz caem 2 bizzit, but i eeted him.
hee hada flahvur…
Okey Mamah, i not gonna trak mud insyde ur howse!
Open teh door Richerd!!!
Open teh door an let mii in…
Open da door, Richert,
Rishurd whY dont U opin dat door??
Dave’s not here!
Count Basey (1947) FTW
yesh, kitteh, I seez u took shoes off–off hoo?
Dang dawg pootz Zooper glu on de glasz
praktiz fur trip to Japan?
Kitteh has proper mannerz in Japan.