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so much nuditee tihs earlee!!!
sew if da theem iz nuditi then Karen gets a stripteeze fur hur furstie danse!
AH didn’t eggzpekt 2 hab 2 do teh fuwl Montee!
*twirls around in little school-girl skirt and cute boots*
These kittehs are… really strange looking… as babehs.
Ai hayt to sai it, but they are stranj luking wen growed up! Can you snorgle hairless bellees?
Oh, dans dans dans fur you for nawt sekunds! Sorree, Ai am nawt gud danser. Kan I sing mebbee?
Yes, yes you cans! Cornish and Devon Rex’s r bery, bery snorgly.
thay iz awsum breed. ai believ it woz teh anshunt egypshunz kitteh of choyce. thay iz moar doggy than katteh and luvz teh wawter. sum kulchurz awlso beleev thay is haff-munkey. but doan theez kittenz juss proov that luv iz blynd? ……..and wrinkly?
Teh nudee kitteh is berry snorglee. I haz wun an Skindee iz de berry bestest and mostist luvee Kitteh eber. She iz heping mee make dis post rite nao. Shee sez snorgle nakee bellee iz fyne. I likes it 2. Peepul alweez weirded owt bye her at firstes butt wen dey c hao cute shee iz and how wrm and cuddlee and frenlee… dey stops make de Gollum Jokeses witch shee hateiz. Nudee Kitteh sleeps on fat fuzzee Kitteh lyle furree matress, cuz they iz bestest frenz.
Mai Peppi, wen her had nekki belli, lyked tu has teh RAZBELLIS awn it. Nawt wurk pwoperwy eef has teh furs.
I know, they look like Naked Mole Rats! xD
Yu can leeve yer hat awn!
Hooo! Weeee!
But cSmall, shurllee u r nawt leaving poor paw4thot awt there awl bai hisself wif awnlee a HAT!! An Princess Mu - wher has yoo gone? Saying everwun must do a stripteese and tehn qwicklee disapeering!
It seems this may hav suddenlee become the “Nawty Second” danse! Elfnugget is in her cute lliddle girl ouffit.
Ai. . .ai. . . Oh deer. . .*blush* ai think ai will sit bai Roody’s Mom and sing. OK?
hay7! ai fthot wee waz awl ina perfct shapez awn dis plase??? ai do a stirp teese…….wiff mi perfect bawdy..*sniker*
dah dah dah, dah dah dah,
oh h*** ai iz ina cawffee house wif music plaing an ai cant fink of teh melody of “teh stripper”
so ai gess ai just do a “bumpy an grind” (annodder plai on werdz der …cawffe house an grind !)
I waitz free dayz for sum wun to commentz awn “strippen de willow”–an nuffin. Waz leetl bit lets down in mi cheezpeeps. Dis iz gud … U be gaynin my respekt. Carri awn.
Ah tink bowt teh leud komment oan Strip teh Willow, but ah Bhayve mahselv.
An ah Bhayv mahselv bout Elfi’s machewer wimmin in kewet skoolgurl luke 2.
Paws - ifn yu needs moar tahn a hat…yu can has this nyce fether fan
yah - i thot we cud dans Strip teh Willow to Yu kin Leeve Yer Hat Awn, butt peeps wer grate Scots an left tehyre kilts awn too. I saw Brayvehart, so I noes whut goes unner a kilt tho…
JCH4K - i can has domayn naym nao: http://www.cathysmallcostumedesign.com
nekkid iz a costyoom, too!
Thank yoo, cSmall - reellee nice site - and brand noo!!!! Didn’t ai just ask to see yur cosyooms at the rite tiem?
“nekkid iz a costyoom, too!” - ai dunt suppose yoo has considered this fur yur motto? propblee nawt a gud bizness decishun! Yoo ar nao offishullee wun ov mai bukmarxs!
Meks me wanna kwote frum R maskerayd at LOSCON: No costoom iz still no costoom!!!
Tank U CS. Ah sayvz link 4 laytur.
An ah attends makyraidz as a “Siens fikshun fan”!
what duz a Siens fikshun fan luk liek?
where are the little blak bars of tape to cover the bits dat shood be in the naughty barn
OK, furst shnork of kawfee. Ah, mah noze had bin wondrin where deh caffeine were.
Dey bein babees. No nottee barn fur da baybees! Deys inocents and kyoot!
Eleanor,
So troo! i used to think dey wuz kinda uglee, but now I tink peeps who are llergic still can luz soul of kittehs…
And who can deny what a loving, sweet mama kitteh this is, protecting her furless little brood?
That said, I don’t like that peeps bred away kitteh fur. Nature gave kittehs fur for a reason. Sorry to see what we’ve done.
No, it is natural mootation.
They wasnt bred for no hair, it just happened between 2 kittehs w/ teh fur.
In Canada.
And then that kitteh with anodur kitteh with fur made nekkid baby. And so on.
Humans did not breed away the fur in Sphynx. The hairlessness is natural mutation!
Sphynx allow some people with cat allergies to still enjoy having a cat as a pet. My husband is very allergic to cats, but fortunately isn’t allergic to Sphynx, so we are able to have a loving Sphynx are part of our family. Some people with cat allergies can tolerate Sphynx, others can’t.
As I said, the Sphynx hairlessness is a natural mutation. Nature created this wonderful breed.
slightly disorienting to read a comment in english when you’re trying to become fluent in kitteh pidgin. oops! now there’s two!
so sorree, kthxby
OMG! Lolcat pr0n!!!!!
We goes boldlee whar no LOLcat has gaon befoar.
Maaah preshusheses..es…
hareless kittehs r teh kreepeez. ai duz not wantz.
mama kitteh does not agree with Uz, she think they be the cutest kittunses in the whole whirled
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
en sew iz de stinger thingie in de palm.
Pain is in the hand of the bee-holder
heh heh win
Dexaan - Ai wanted to ad mai awn “heh heh heh win” a coupla daiz ago - but each time Barney wuz sitting awn mai keybord. But everytime ai sees this, ai must laff.
Kuato kitteh livz wif teh myutentz on Marz
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/
Total Rekall FTW!!!
That is not a very nice thing to say! Sphynx are very loving cats. They are very sweet, and love nothing better than to cuddle with their humans. They are very affectionate. Everyone that I’ve run across who has met a Sphynx in person (as opposed to just seeing photos or Sphynx in movies or on TV) has been totally charmed by the breed. Sphynx are wonderful cats!
I have to agree with Dtragonheart.
To say anything unpleasant about a Sphynx cat just is not al all nice. They are cats exactrly like any cat. All cats have some differences in appearance. Just like all humans do.
It’s not in good taste to say things that are better left unsaid in my opinion.
One should try harder to say more constructive things.
And yes, Sphynx cats are wonderful cats.
Me free.
Cloudynaybor has sphynxycat wit one eyez - is funnylookin but oh so sweet and bold - tryed so hardz to get into cloudymessycondo witout even invitayshuns! So cutez. We is all funnylookin anyway. Hoomanz more like sphynxycatz than hairycatz anyway. Hairycatz for shur callings hoomanz “creepy.”
whut abowt teh hairyhoomanz?
They wud be sumwhat less creepee, ov corse. Ai must admit, ai do wunder what mai kittehs ar thinking wehn they are in mai bedruum when ai am chanjing mai clothes.
Ai can just heer it nao - eeeewwwwwwwwwwww, bare skin. Yuck. At leest they duzn’t run awai!
I r do not beleev peepol shuld hab der own opinins, dey shuld like eberyting I do.
Ov corse everywun can av his own opinyun, an no wun expex everywun to liek teh same thing, but heer, awn this site, where moast ar known pashunate luvvers ov teh kittehs, is purrhaps a liddle stranj to say nawt so nice thingz about tehm. Wehn we awl know the valyunt, brave and amazinglee loving souls taht reside in each and everyee liddle kitteh bodee.
Elfnugget just spent $2100 (!!!!!) awn a severlee injured kitteh she founded bai teh side ov the rode. After sum setbaks, he is nao awn teh way to recoveree, She says, in spite ov the awful peepl hoo hurted him, he iz an amaizinlee luving kitteh.
Elfnugget. Everbuddy - when yoo see her comment, click awn her nayme, reed about teh kitteh, and if yoo are able, maek a contribushun to his huge medical billz. Everee liddle bit will halp a lot.
Elfie is a troo heroine.
Of course people are entitled to their opinions. But they can express their opinion in a way that doesn’t hurt others. Calling Sphynx ugly or saying that they “give you the creeps” is mean and cruel. People can say that Sphynx look different, or that Sphynx don’t appeal to them. That’s fine. I don’t expect everyone to love the breed. But to make fun of Sphynx or call them ugly is not a very nice thing to say.
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
I so agree with Dragonheart and Pyewacket. Sphynx cats are noble, loving and cuddly; I have never heard of a bad-tempered or aloof Sphynx. If people can’t say nice things, then it’s better to say nothing at all.
Sphynx are a charming breed. Just because some people have pre-conceived notions of “cute” does not make them ugly. The are noble, wonderful cats.
We are happy & proud to have Sphynx kitties as our friends!
Dey r so uggllee!
Dey’re lyk, kyut uglee.
We sai, so uglee dey kyoot!
kinna laik Lyle Lovett
or Keef Richardz
Lyle Lovett fer teh WIN!!!1!
omigod… ai juss red that an reelized thay akshully reelly remynd me ov steev buscemi! chekit. srsly!
yer jes wrong…in awl deh rite waz!
Ai lubs Lyle Lovett. Nawt shur wut he evah saw in dat Joolya Robertz girl. She tu skinnee an her mouf is tu wyde.
Woodchuck, r U gelous cuz Joolya Robertz habs beeger teefs dan U?
Most critters are born noode!
Teh voyce ov reeson has finalee spoken.
*lukz aroun * reesun ? derz reesun heer??? eeeeekkkkkkkk run awai ! run awai !