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U seen Cinnerella?
Iz pass Midnite.
Good job CBSB on gettin de “Top Spot”.
Whut danz wood u like?
Ah’s on mah temp jawb sew mah dans has ta b jumpping roun on dah desk an kikkin all mah papurs off an den takin a bat (a la Offiss Space) 2 da s-l-o an eevil fax mashine!! Teh beet can b yurs!!!
PS It feelz reele gud 2 dans teh dans ov sellabrashen!!
An fanx, Tribble!!
U R welcum CBSB (wun dai eye wood like tu no teh hizztori uff ur name) butz R U sure dat u wantz tu bee kikkin da papurz off da dsek an takin a bat tu da fax machine at a temp job? De may return U tu da temp agentsee.
U rite! Mebee mah dans can juss b teh Bunnee Hopp! Dats a happee won.
O, an naym caym frum old boyfren an Ai wen we haz teh Main Coon kittehs wiff teh fluffee fluffee tayls, we sez, “Hai, det fluffee tayls lyk teh squirrel tayls!” An den fur sum reeson wen cats wud run arown wiff fluffee fluffe tayls held hi in de ayr we wud say, “Cat butt squirrel butt” and laff. It got 2 b a regoolar saying. We sud b owt in publick an won wud sai “Cat butt squirrel butt” an uffer wud laff.
cute! ah tew wunnered about ur naem
ai alwaz wunner, 2! 10-Q fur cleering dat up 4 mee. Ai thot it wuz jouk ai nebber culd unnerst….unddr…unters…..grok.
Mai mama hadz a Main Coon kitteh an nao dat Ai reed yowr storee, Ai memember herr tayle! It WUZ a squirrl tayle! Tee hee! Mai Stormycat (Ai fink she is balinese) has a kweshton mark tayle - u kno wut Ai meen? Her tayle is awlwais curving liek a kweshton mark!
LOLZ! i alwyz fink CBSB iz teh kyoot naem, an now i finkz it eeben moar funnyer
seekin ob tales……(an sum ob u waz..) I useded to hab a short-hared silber tabby wiff lawtz ob whyte awn him, but waz funnee kitteh, hiz tale wood go strate back oawt, an den curl sidwaiz….
useded to sai he had a “clenched” tale…..waz allus lik dat
Cinnerella…. Gotz 2 grabs u fella und valtz!
Dans 2 dis s-l-o walts:
Aftr teh bawl iz ova
Aftr teh brayk ov moarn
Aftr teh dansrs leebin
Aftr teh starz r gon…
Menny a hart is aykin
if yu cud reed tehm awl
Menny teh hoaps taht has vani… vannush… disappeared
Aaaaaf… ter Teh BAWL!!!1!
U needz dis recipee tu cookz de squash?
Eye can haz sum? plzkthxluvu
sumfolks be a’ Bakon it.
(’sept I kant reech teh offen.)
Please to help mii?
boyl it, den mash it and gush it up rllly gud
DANGER!
Quick put on your CHRG (wdoi)!
This kittle guy is sooo cute!
Whoopz, sorri, should haz been little not kittle.
Butz had tu getz da word bout hiz cutenezz owt fass!
*MM roles owt CCC fur chin-chin splort emerjenseez*
Hai, eberee wun! Heer B ur CHRG(wdoi) wif xtra duckee taype n shrink rap n blankees n choklits!
Yes, danger level is HIGH wif da bebeh chin chins.
I had tew ov dem an dey waz teh bestest. Much much purrsonality.
Gud memories.
Dis not a mowsie? Whut is a chin chin?? I nebber heard of it. Much cyooteness tho.
Is chinchilla (or, more properly for ICHC, chinchillola). Peepls useta ware teh fur coats made outa dem.
Dey is such cyoot liddel guyz, too.
in de relly olden daiz, dey eated dem.
oohhs! dat reminds mes of sumting aye learned in arch . . . ark . . . digging up old stuff class. de incas eeted ginny piggys as special food. so in dis one church in peru, de indian painters painted da last supper wif roasted ginny piggy on da table.
not funnys for da piggys, but alwayz makeses me laff!
Mai cleenin laydee frum Peru saw owr pet pinny gigs an tole us dat her unkul razes tehm bak hoam fur fud. I nebber luk at dem jus teh saym wai nao.
A guy I no wuz served Genny Pigs at dinner wen he wuz bisiting in South Amerika–he politely taskted it–taste gud he sez, butt culdn’t eet it muchly, becuz he culdn’t get past teh fakt taht teh hed wuz attached!
*holdin hans over chinchin’s tiny eers*
De teensy hans…want close-up of dems.
*petting mega-soft fur behind ears wid one finger*
i can has squash?
yes, you little cutie you. you can has all the squashes you want.
Chin chin sais:
U nawt need to cooks it.
Mah sharp teefs will go froo it liek budder.
i IS a squash!
but not to be squashin’ da chin chin! he too tinee!
*splort*
phew, gud ting fur de CHRG(wdoi), or dere be big muss.
I can has chinchilla? Soooo cute!
lucky … little hamster not getz squashed
Yeah–him’s naut a virus like dat nasty grene won on teh ‘puter teh odder day!
i can has reward?
dats de first lolchinchilla i ever saw…
soooooooooo cute!
CHINCHILLOL! natch.
Teho, U be de ownlee purrson I nows who be usin natch an how u like dem apples. You be spirit uv mi fambli comin bak to tell me sumpin? Ganpa iz dat u? Mom? I be frum Ohio wunder if dat be da link? (Iz gonna takes mi blu dishes an goes home!)
oh yessss, an how bout ……Peechy ! an Swell !! an ai likz “Bob’s ur uncle” (but dat wunz frum teenytiny Ingerlan) an an an ….. ” whi ai habnt seen u ina coon’s age?” ole out ob date sayinz……I has dem….
jest getting started…..
An Frannie’s yer ant? Is taht wun?
Mai starz an garturz!
Lolchilla!
Dey is also wayyyy SOFFF!
I is a chinchlolla, I is nawt a skwash. Kthxbye.
dis kapshun ar purrfeck
pee ess, chinchlolla FTW!
Hai TC an AC…..habent seed u fur a lawng tyme.!!!! how ya been?????
ebberyfing OK wiff u ???
OT…… hay mi Lolcat frenz……HALP HALP HALP !!!!!!
OK, whiches wood u raffer do, lib awn a 50 housebote in teh Californy Delta area,about an our awai from berkely oar oakland: or a bery nise (butt kind ob a weerd layout) Victoreean flat in Vallejo????? but the building iz teh CYUTE !
PS….assum u dont getz seesik…..and teh boat is 600, monff an teh flat is 650….so teh cost iz pretti clos…….
wel, teh flat wont sink…
but den, teh bote wont git allburndup…
Ai getz seesik, so Ai wud chooz teh flat. Plus Viktoreean is teh win en awsum.
ai ment to sai, the housebote is 50 feetz lowng, and tween 12 an 15 feetz wide……wif a lot ob bilded in furnitur……
an rite naow I have NUFFIN, cept puter, sum clthoes, sum beeds I maed (ok ai got bout 6,000 beedz) an a few of teh photos frum mi art instituteded daiz…..an bout 200 paperbaks…an lopin sheerz (doan aks) an 5 parez ob shooz…..an a cote…..ana car…(iz beet up car, but it runz)
so builded in furnitur nawt a bad idea….
ps plz to ignore post a lidder farther dwon, misplaceded it okbithx
Hausbote sounds verree nice to mee. Speshullee wif teh built in furnichures. Regular apartments are nawt so rare. But ai nawt verree familyar with Caleefornya. Since both ov them hav appeeling feechures, purrhaps locashun shud bee teh deciding factor.
Which wud bee eeziest fur yoo to live in. Wud yoo hav neighbors neer the houseboat? Whut about groceree stoars and teh libraree? Which wud bee best fur the kitteh?
Awn houseboat yoo cud pretend to bee - oh - hoo wuz taht detektiv hoo lived awn a houseboatin Florida? Can yoo swim? Taht wud bee important.
I wood have tu ask bout utilitees… I shur der be wattr an lectisitee, but whats bout sewer? I be on houseboats 4 weekends butz hows dat werk libin der alla tym? Also I agrees wif Janet. Location be berry impotant! Gud Luks!
Hai Salleh!
I growed up ona lake in MN an I LUB wadder n botes. Butts, I wud nawt wanna lib on won. Ushally, teh closet space iz zero an iffs teh bote is in wadder, there can be lotz ov unforseeable prolems.
Iz rly hrd to gib a gud opinyon wifowt knowin moar bout eech won. Butts, I doan fink mah kittehz n birdie wud liek libin ona bote. Nise place to visit…
Tellz us wat U deside!
Howsebote! Howsebote! Howsebote! is moar uneek.
Yup - coolness is verree important. You can get aprtment any times.
Kittehs can be happees on boats too.
yah, taht iz wun ob teh reesonz I am leenin to teh bote, I fink wood be romantic, an ai wood be bringin a behbeh kitteh awn board, so teh kitteh wood grow up awn it….(corse teh behbeh wood nebber be alloeded owtside less ai waz der watchin ebbery secund…)
an sinse ai iz moar tahn a liddel stranj, ai lik to lib in stranj plases…..
frum ’speereeunce - libing on da bowt get owld, fass. Is grate fur like a munth, den nawt so grate, akshully. Iz crampt, and iz nawt so conv…cuvien…closs to stuffs liek u tink and need.
ai fankz u awl for ur help in mi “plase to lib” queshun……ther r sebeeral fingz ai had nawt considereded taht ai can now aks questunz about……big help !!!!
I dont get seesik ATAWL! an ai do noes taht teh houseboat iz tied up ina plase wiff lawtz ob odder houseboatz…..so teh utilitz are permi….parn….perna…allus der…..
an in spase, dey moar like a big motor home than a regualr bote…..lawtz ob hedrum.
ai gonna go out der todai to check dem owt….yesterdai teh weaffer waz too bad…..
so fankz agin an if aniwun else still haz ideaz, ai be gald to lissen…..ai lerned a lawt alreddy frum mi lolfren !
Hai Salleh
Ai’s moasly oakay … still twying tu fin’ libbing spayce fur January, but mayt haf figgured eet owt.
Wuz awai fur teh Tanksgibbing an’ den sum, so has not been awn Chz.
Lubs u, Salleh
pee ess, ai are finking awl boats are pleh
ai holin a gud thot fer u awn DAT subgect !!! we ina saem bote der……*sniker*
iz scari an worrisum…….ai hopez wee boff getz luki for Cristlmas, wee r nise peeplez, wee deserbes a plase to lib, an be owneded bi kittehz….
an lubs u rite bak Tc &AC
Hai TC & AC! Hab nawt seed u fur a lawng tym! Wil fink gud foughts fur u an ur new libbing spayss. Gud 2 see u on ichc!!
Poss Scrip. Had a dreem lass nite dat mah angel catb