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U seen Cinnerella?
Iz pass Midnite.
Good job CBSB on gettin de “Top Spot”.
Whut danz wood u like?
Ah’s on mah temp jawb sew mah dans has ta b jumpping roun on dah desk an kikkin all mah papurs off an den takin a bat (a la Offiss Space) 2 da s-l-o an eevil fax mashine!! Teh beet can b yurs!!!
PS It feelz reele gud 2 dans teh dans ov sellabrashen!!
An fanx, Tribble!!
U R welcum CBSB (wun dai eye wood like tu no teh hizztori uff ur name) butz R U sure dat u wantz tu bee kikkin da papurz off da dsek an takin a bat tu da fax machine at a temp job? De may return U tu da temp agentsee.
U rite! Mebee mah dans can juss b teh Bunnee Hopp! Dats a happee won.
O, an naym caym frum old boyfren an Ai wen we haz teh Main Coon kittehs wiff teh fluffee fluffee tayls, we sez, “Hai, det fluffee tayls lyk teh squirrel tayls!” An den fur sum reeson wen cats wud run arown wiff fluffee fluffe tayls held hi in de ayr we wud say, “Cat butt squirrel butt” and laff. It got 2 b a regoolar saying. We sud b owt in publick an won wud sai “Cat butt squirrel butt” an uffer wud laff.
cute! ah tew wunnered about ur naem
ai alwaz wunner, 2! 10-Q fur cleering dat up 4 mee. Ai thot it wuz jouk ai nebber culd unnerst….unddr…unters…..grok.
Mai mama hadz a Main Coon kitteh an nao dat Ai reed yowr storee, Ai memember herr tayle! It WUZ a squirrl tayle! Tee hee! Mai Stormycat (Ai fink she is balinese) has a kweshton mark tayle – u kno wut Ai meen? Her tayle is awlwais curving liek a kweshton mark!
LOLZ! i alwyz fink CBSB iz teh kyoot naem, an now i finkz it eeben moar funnyer
seekin ob tales……(an sum ob u waz..) I useded to hab a short-hared silber tabby wiff lawtz ob whyte awn him, but waz funnee kitteh, hiz tale wood go strate back oawt, an den curl sidwaiz….
useded to sai he had a “clenched” tale…..waz allus lik dat
Cinnerella…. Gotz 2 grabs u fella und valtz!
Dans 2 dis s-l-o walts:
Aftr teh bawl iz ova
Aftr teh brayk ov moarn
Aftr teh dansrs leebin
Aftr teh starz r gon…
Menny a hart is aykin
if yu cud reed tehm awl
Menny teh hoaps taht has vani… vannush… disappeared
Aaaaaf… ter Teh BAWL!!!1!
U needz dis recipee tu cookz de squash?
Eye can haz sum? plzkthxluvu
sumfolks be a’ Bakon it.
(’sept I kant reech teh offen.)
Please to help mii?
boyl it, den mash it and gush it up rllly gud
DANGER!
Quick put on your CHRG (wdoi)!
This kittle guy is sooo cute!
Whoopz, sorri, should haz been little not kittle.
Butz had tu getz da word bout hiz cutenezz owt fass!
*MM roles owt CCC fur chin-chin splort emerjenseez*
Hai, eberee wun! Heer B ur CHRG(wdoi) wif xtra duckee taype n shrink rap n blankees n choklits!
Yes, danger level is HIGH wif da bebeh chin chins.
I had tew ov dem an dey waz teh bestest. Much much purrsonality.
Gud memories.
Dis not a mowsie? Whut is a chin chin?? I nebber heard of it. Much cyooteness tho.
Is chinchilla (or, more properly for ICHC, chinchillola). Peepls useta ware teh fur coats made outa dem.
Dey is such cyoot liddel guyz, too.
in de relly olden daiz, dey eated dem.
oohhs! dat reminds mes of sumting aye learned in arch . . . ark . . . digging up old stuff class. de incas eeted ginny piggys as special food. so in dis one church in peru, de indian painters painted da last supper wif roasted ginny piggy on da table.
not funnys for da piggys, but alwayz makeses me laff!
Mai cleenin laydee frum Peru saw owr pet pinny gigs an tole us dat her unkul razes tehm bak hoam fur fud. I nebber luk at dem jus teh saym wai nao.
A guy I no wuz served Genny Pigs at dinner wen he wuz bisiting in South Amerika–he politely taskted it–taste gud he sez, butt culdn’t eet it muchly, becuz he culdn’t get past teh fakt taht teh hed wuz attached!
*holdin hans over chinchin’s tiny eers*
De teensy hans…want close-up of dems.
*petting mega-soft fur behind ears wid one finger*
i can has squash?
yes, you little cutie you. you can has all the squashes you want.
Chin chin sais:
U nawt need to cooks it.
Mah sharp teefs will go froo it liek budder.
i IS a squash!
but not to be squashin’ da chin chin! he too tinee!
*splort*
phew, gud ting fur de CHRG(wdoi), or dere be big muss.
I can has chinchilla? Soooo cute!
lucky … little hamster not getz squashed
Yeah–him’s naut a virus like dat nasty grene won on teh ‘puter teh odder day!
i can has reward?
dats de first lolchinchilla i ever saw…
soooooooooo cute!
CHINCHILLOL! natch.
Teho, U be de ownlee purrson I nows who be usin natch an how u like dem apples. You be spirit uv mi fambli comin bak to tell me sumpin? Ganpa iz dat u? Mom? I be frum Ohio wunder if dat be da link? (Iz gonna takes mi blu dishes an goes home!)
oh yessss, an how bout ……Peechy ! an Swell !! an ai likz “Bob’s ur uncle” (but dat wunz frum teenytiny Ingerlan) an an an ….. ” whi ai habnt seen u ina coon’s age?” ole out ob date sayinz……I has dem….
jest getting started…..
An Frannie’s yer ant? Is taht wun?
Mai starz an garturz!
Lolchilla!
Dey is also wayyyy SOFFF!
I is a chinchlolla, I is nawt a skwash. Kthxbye.
dis kapshun ar purrfeck
pee ess, chinchlolla FTW!
Hai TC an AC…..habent seed u fur a lawng tyme.!!!! how ya been?????
ebberyfing OK wiff u ???
OT…… hay mi Lolcat frenz……HALP HALP HALP !!!!!!
OK, whiches wood u raffer do, lib awn a 50 housebote in teh Californy Delta area,about an our awai from berkely oar oakland: or a bery nise (butt kind ob a weerd layout) Victoreean flat in Vallejo????? but the building iz teh CYUTE !
PS….assum u dont getz seesik…..and teh boat is 600, monff an teh flat is 650….so teh cost iz pretti clos…….
wel, teh flat wont sink…
but den, teh bote wont git allburndup…
Ai getz seesik, so Ai wud chooz teh flat. Plus Viktoreean is teh win en awsum.
ai ment to sai, the housebote is 50 feetz lowng, and tween 12 an 15 feetz wide……wif a lot ob bilded in furnitur……
an rite naow I have NUFFIN, cept puter, sum clthoes, sum beeds I maed (ok ai got bout 6,000 beedz) an a few of teh photos frum mi art instituteded daiz…..an bout 200 paperbaks…an lopin sheerz (doan aks) an 5 parez ob shooz…..an a cote…..ana car…(iz beet up car, but it runz)
so builded in furnitur nawt a bad idea….
ps plz to ignore post a lidder farther dwon, misplaceded it okbithx
Hausbote sounds verree nice to mee. Speshullee wif teh built in furnichures. Regular apartments are nawt so rare. But ai nawt verree familyar with Caleefornya. Since both ov them hav appeeling feechures, purrhaps locashun shud bee teh deciding factor.
Which wud bee eeziest fur yoo to live in. Wud yoo hav neighbors neer the houseboat? Whut about groceree stoars and teh libraree? Which wud bee best fur the kitteh?
Awn houseboat yoo cud pretend to bee – oh – hoo wuz taht detektiv hoo lived awn a houseboatin Florida? Can yoo swim? Taht wud bee important.
I wood have tu ask bout utilitees… I shur der be wattr an lectisitee, but whats bout sewer? I be on houseboats 4 weekends butz hows dat werk libin der alla tym? Also I agrees wif Janet. Location be berry impotant! Gud Luks!
Hai Salleh!
I growed up ona lake in MN an I LUB wadder n botes. Butts, I wud nawt wanna lib on won. Ushally, teh closet space iz zero an iffs teh bote is in wadder, there can be lotz ov unforseeable prolems.
Iz rly hrd to gib a gud opinyon wifowt knowin moar bout eech won. Butts, I doan fink mah kittehz n birdie wud liek libin ona bote. Nise place to visit…
Tellz us wat U deside!
Howsebote! Howsebote! Howsebote! is moar uneek.
Yup – coolness is verree important. You can get aprtment any times.
Kittehs can be happees on boats too.
yah, taht iz wun ob teh reesonz I am leenin to teh bote, I fink wood be romantic, an ai wood be bringin a behbeh kitteh awn board, so teh kitteh wood grow up awn it….(corse teh behbeh wood nebber be alloeded owtside less ai waz der watchin ebbery secund…)
an sinse ai iz moar tahn a liddel stranj, ai lik to lib in stranj plases…..
frum ’speereeunce – libing on da bowt get owld, fass. Is grate fur like a munth, den nawt so grate, akshully. Iz crampt, and iz nawt so conv…cuvien…closs to stuffs liek u tink and need.
ai fankz u awl for ur help in mi “plase to lib” queshun……ther r sebeeral fingz ai had nawt considereded taht ai can now aks questunz about……big help !!!!
I dont get seesik ATAWL! an ai do noes taht teh houseboat iz tied up ina plase wiff lawtz ob odder houseboatz…..so teh utilitz are permi….parn….perna…allus der…..
an in spase, dey moar like a big motor home than a regualr bote…..lawtz ob hedrum.
ai gonna go out der todai to check dem owt….yesterdai teh weaffer waz too bad…..
so fankz agin an if aniwun else still haz ideaz, ai be gald to lissen…..ai lerned a lawt alreddy frum mi lolfren !
Hai Salleh
Ai’s moasly oakay … still twying tu fin’ libbing spayce fur January, but mayt haf figgured eet owt.
Wuz awai fur teh Tanksgibbing an’ den sum, so has not been awn Chz.
Lubs u, Salleh
pee ess, ai are finking awl boats are pleh
ai holin a gud thot fer u awn DAT subgect !!! we ina saem bote der……*sniker*
iz scari an worrisum…….ai hopez wee boff getz luki for Cristlmas, wee r nise peeplez, wee deserbes a plase to lib, an be owneded bi kittehz….
an lubs u rite bak Tc &AC
Hai TC & AC! Hab nawt seed u fur a lawng tym! Wil fink gud foughts fur u an ur new libbing spayss. Gud 2 see u on ichc!!
Poss Scrip. Had a dreem lass nite dat mah angel catburger, Humbert Humbert, was inna hauntid houss an Ai hads 2 goe in an gets him!! Ai hads 2 gathering manee manee lolfrens 4 support!
HIa TC & AC, ai jest sed hi a minit ago but the stoopi WP eeted it…
glad to see (?) ya, u doing OK???????
(teh ? iz about the “see” nawt the glad……
donacha jest lov it wen teh WP maeks u luk silleh ???? Foo.
lol
silleh salleh
an’ mai reespons rayt abuv ur nawt furst kweschun (:
so, silleh TC & AC … hurm, nawt sound as gud! u be silleh salleh, ai figger somefin els owt.
uh ….dat siileh salleh fing??? ai hab been cawled dat on mani moar dan wun occashun ..
OK, ai tellz teh truff…..ai iz cawleded taht AWL teh tyme…….
(an teh surferz taht I useded to lib wiff, above Jack’s Surfboard Shop in Huntington Beach Ca, dey useded to cawl me “wonder woman” cawsue ebberybawdy wondered at dat woman…
I fink waz becawse I hateded to lay ina sand wiff gooey oil awn my bawdy wif teh hot sun beetin dwon awn me…….PLEH)
oh ai ment to sai, the housebote is 50 feet long (and tween 12 an 15 ft across)
oh,hai salleh…just a thot ’bout livvin on H2O…Ai grewed up on Mississip….Missep….Miss….dat BIG ribber run tru Midwess by St. Looie. Hole lyfe spent on ribber. Bad weather, no basement to hide in. Cold an icee in winter. 1993 flud was BAD…could not get away! But CA not haf dem probs, so mebbe not bad 4 u. Kittehs lern to NOT luk too close at wattr and fawl in. Kittehs be purty smart.
But remember: “The two best days in a boater’s life are the day they buy their boat, and the day they sell their boat.” Old saying. Truu!! Mai ma and paw just sold their howsbote last yeer. They sad, after 35 yeers on it, but they in 80’s and getting 2 much werk for 82 yr old paw!
Just mai 2 scents werth… not werth much, anyways….
oops forgotted to say gud thigs ’bout lyfe on ribber: ter’s Lotz ov fun and happiee tyms, 2! Nawt bad, mor gud than bad, always has tan (LOL) and gud frens an partiees ebbery weeken (an sum weekdaze, too!) an we be de popular kidz cuz all land-lubber frenz want 2 come & partee on ribber wif us and parents who are purdy kewl, as well! Much funz! Teh *pleh* partz be outwayed by teh *yippee* partz! Got to seeze tings that “normal” peeps don’t never getz to seeze! Lotz of eeglols and udder kewl burds all flyin ‘roun…kittehs don’ lyke eeglols, tehy skare bebbehkittehs…. kittehs lern to stay below dex when dey seeze big burd shadoo…..
but lyfe on water beats city traffic ANY DAY!!!!!!!!
Hi Salleh,
ifn u chooz the bote, jj n tucker bye ur kitteh life jacket!
iz der suches a fing??? if nawt, ai betz ai cood figgur oawt how to maek wun…..datz a GUD idea……
ah but no sooner did ai sai dat, wen ai thot….hummmm butt wood they WARE dem????
deer turtol..
fank u so muches for ur input…..u hab reely helpeded me ……ai did lib awn a catamaran in teh san deeago harbur for 3 weekz wunce a lawng tyme ago…..an ai woodnt want to do taht permanteeli….
butt housebotes IZ differmintz iz trooo, an ai waz pretti sure kittehz cood get useded to it…ai hab herd storiz bout kittehz an botes…..
Cal. does get teh floodz, but ano bote…at leest ur stuff donsnt get wet…!!
an ai do lik teh idea taht iz a differmint kind ob plase to lib…..ai nawt buying it jest rentin ….so ai kan leeve ifn ai wantz too……
but teh tornados musta been SCARY !!! ai waz borneded in Kansas, so ai am fammilur wiff dose, an hab goes to teh basemint moar tanh wunce….but ona bote……tornado=YIKES
fankz for ur thotz ……if ai kan getz teh plase ai prolly will……
Check out the smells. I lived on a boat as a kid, and some of the places we docked were fairly pleh to wake up to. Make sure there’s security – houseboats can be sitting ducks, he he. And sound reeeeealy travels on water, so if some bozo is having a loud party across the harbor it’ll keep you up.
Good side: birds, all kinds of water life, light, etc. boat people can be fun/different. I’m glad i had the experience.
Kittehs haz hylee sensatyv smellers.
oh, gewd poynt! Can get purdy stinky sumtymes, fur sure. But, teh kittehs don’t kak on littrbocks smellz, so ded fisheys, diesel fumes, and ribber funk don’t make teh kitteh go *pleh*. Might make SALLEH go PLEH, though!! LOL!
Wun tyme, kitteh went swimmnig. Did not FAWL in, she sez “I meant to do that!!” and she goggie-paddle until ai kwickly scooped her out of watr. She wasn’t terribly happee to be that wet, but she acted like it was all part of her devious plan…..
nebber seen a kitteh wif lyfe jakkit on water; plenty o’goggies wif dem, but nawt a kitteh. They too proud to wear ugly jakkit!
and yez, Pittypat kewrect: Boat peeps are fun, and very differnt. (Just like landlubbers!!!)
dis is falze abbertizing
plz not cabash meh
Um, skewze me, whaer is de vejables isle? I wuz gonna get sum lettis an som kewkumberz, an sum dyet sodapop, den I’z outa heer…
musta been de dyet redbull
now, dont chue bee hurryin’ an schurryin’ off so kwik…
Eef u takez de labelz off, den uz can tellz peoplus dat u growed dem ur selfz.
OT: aye asked dis question on nother pic. Wood we likes to have seperate forum (on anodder site meybe?) where we koods talk about stuff odder dan de pics? Aye don’t mind setting it up, though it wood haf to happen after 12/14 (mai last law school final)
wood we wants ads like dis? or pay a wittle bit adn has no ads?
plz be replying!
check this owt:
groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
thanks for posting this. I just put in my request to join.
how kewl is dat !!!!
Yay, I jus sent mai request! thanx!
i would like a chatty forum too. but i would like it to be a part of this site!
oh yesses. not tryin to replace da kittehs adn hour danses adn celebrashons! jus wantin to talks to cheezfrens a liddle more organized way.
looks like wes already has place foar dat doh! ebrybodies meets me ober deres plskthx!
I took a little break to play with Esme kitteh, and didn’t know anyone was knocking on the door…. check your email for approvals. I’m on the lookout for other requests, now, but we do sleep sometimes. Everybuddy’s welcome, and there is a meebo room available, too. If anyone wants to join the group at some later time, the link is always on my blog, and you can click my name to get there.
Yeah Esme Kitteh !! she coming round? ai betz taht in no tyme at awl, she’ll be snorgling and snugglin in ur lap…….
see how greeen mi eyes r ?????
Man, I saw this picture on Wikipedia some weeks ago, and I sent it in the cuteoverload, and didn’t hear a word from them. Good for ICHC for putting it here’ it’s fabuloloso!!!
Well at least it got on here… I tried capping it ‘i can has price check?’ but didn’t even make the voting page. Not as funny this time around.
I like your cap, barhah!
IZ BUFFAY!
I IZ GUNNA EAT SQUASH
I can has loyncloth?
in soviet russia you iz loyncloth!1!
in soviet russia, you ARE the lyncloth
Hai, evybody. Is MOI. Had 2 change name when registered so I cud get mai ayvitar. Still MOI, thogh. Jus neded mor ltrs.
OMG it’s the adorable SquashChilla!!!!
It’s on the wikipedia page for Chinchilla!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinchilla
Why the hamster tag? As said already – v. cute chinchilla
*MM rolls in CCC fur chin-chin kyuteness emerjensees*
Hai eberee won! Heer b your CHRG(wdoi) n mops n blankees n choklit. Ai goes to bedee bai nao, soes hep urselfeses!
G’nite, MM! Fanks for da goodiez!
another OT: see dis cute video of really bad animal movies!
slatev.com/player.html?id=1332244741
Iz u haz sqastch chzburger? por favour, nom nom
iz dat eyesicklez on hiz bottum lip?
Naw – he juss chinchillin!
Hi Mr. Skwash! I r skwash too! Look at mah label! *lol*!!!!
OOOOoooo…….I lurve yer furr kote!
Hmmmm….lessee…is this yer sign? I am looking for a summer home…
*nok nok* too dense, much work to hollow, this one too orange and 70’s lookin…..
Yaesss! Mewsey laks skwash……Meh laks mewsey. Mwahahahaha………
I lieks chinchillas. One of softst animalz in teh world I thinks. Saw cage full of dem at pet stor; they sleeps in pile like lolkittens. Cute!
“WILL WERK FURR FUD”
*’specially nommy squashes*
smart mousy fing. nos wich 1 iz kabocha skwash lulz!
YAY! Number two of lolchilla!
They do dis all teh time. *nods nods* My chin, lil’ miss Lila Loo, helps me do bills. She picks them up just like the other chin is holdin’ the squas sticker… an’ then she RUUUUUUNS wif dem.
The reasion there ain’t more lolchillas is ‘casue dems so dern fast it’s purracticaly impossible to get a picture!
Oh, an’ chillas almost went extinct ’cause of fur traid. *ears droop* ‘tres sadness… but them is bouncing back now ’cause they are wunderful pets. ^^
Der’s an eggscoos fur not payin billz – mai chinny ran away wid it!
This is a chinchilla. Not a hamster.
THAT R CHINCHILLERZ
not 2 b postd as lolhamsterz
kthxbye
man, ai tot he wuz a swaush!
fuzzy-fella makes teh syne ob teh squash.
Wunce upon a tiems I had a lolchilla. He could had heart problems though, and now he ded
I miss my lolchilla sometimes
Hooray for lolchillas!!
I have two, and I always think they are under represented. But this little guy, he representin’.
I know who’s chinchilla this is!! WEIRD.
can’t beelev he finlly made it
He IS representin’! How awesome to see a Chin here
(I’m also impressed he stood still long enough to get that pic because ours never do! What’s the secret? LOL).
Awww Ish Soo Keyuwt
*Thud*