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I hopes kyotee iz not behind meh wit his acme stuffs
That is Wile E. Coyote – SUUUPER Genius!
Tu choo.
allowz meh to intrudooce muhself my name is mud
and remember mud spelled backwudz is DUM! LOL
Harcore! Harcore Fenton Mudd what have you been up to?? Have you been drink…ing…ing…ing…ing
Stella… Shut up!
Kitteh is cross bred wif rode runnr!
luk owt wile e kyotee!
If my bak legs run fasterer den my frunt legs, can I pass myself?
I can has kitteh shok frunt
Liek dis?: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap070819.html (paste in ur browzer to see)
taht iz wun fab foto!
I iz fizzy-sist – dis are relevant to mah interests!! Teh consept ov teh kitteh arrivng befoar teh flewid dimamical infomashuns about teh kitteh iz just odd.
flewid dimamicals….I can haz, Fizzikist Snoo?
corse you can has!
you can has teh quantum dimamicals
and teh classy cal dimamicals too, if you wantz!
(orvo, tohse last too are less reverant to mah interests…)
So…i wants 2 orderz quantums, 1 fishstix, adn since dokter advised pushing flewids, i’ll hav 3 flewid dimamicals….no make that 4, hold the IV. kthx
but i thot klassy dimamikals be a gurlz bessfren
not ifn they bees glassy dimamikals.
Ai can has dimamical eerings fore Kristmas?
me think kitteh wunt string theery to playz wit….or play wit shrodiknger kitteh mebbe….
U giez krak meh up! 5 cheezburgrs to evvyboddy.
Hope gwass dor iz openz
or diss wil happn:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/bonk/
hm, duuno if taht link wil wurk, trai dis:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/bonk/
wun a deez gotz to wruk
okai, trai dis:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/bonk/
wudrpess not eet?
Mach Warp Speed Mr. Kitteh! The Klingons they be gainin’ on us!
Ai canna change teh laws of fisicks, captan!!!1!
Teehee, ai red taht as fishsticks.
Funnee eider wei
advize no undercooking due to ekwal adn oppawsit reackshun
laws of fishsticks!!! Berry immprtint laws!!
Star trekkin cross teh yoonee burse,
Star trekkin cross teh yoonee burse,
Boldlee goin 4wurd, cos wii kant find reburs!
Tanks 4 eerwhirmz, P4T. Tanks WAI 2 mush.
Itz wurz dendat, heez dedjim, dedjim, dedjim…
Ai hed a lynk but WP eeted it.
ail trai too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
deres klingons on teh starbor baw starbor baw starbor baw…
is life jim butt not az we noe it . . .
oh! sumwun had a link to odder song (dont noe ware)
bounce da grabiton partikal beem
off da main deflector dish
*someting, someting*
we’re making s*** up az we wish
da klingons adn da romulans
neber bodder us
cuz if we find were in a bind
we jus make some s*** up!
dat bai Voltaire…..
I lubs his stuff
ai can haz sarkasm?
kitteh be deomonstrating taht naycher still abhoors a vakkuum
Kitteh iz gunna slingshot rownd teh sun, goe bak in tyme and save teh lolrus’s bukkit from beeing stolded. Not reskewing humpbak wales, but stil helping owt larjish see mamels
Wile heez dere, could hee du sumphing bout de globul warmin, sew da lolpolar bearz can haz dere ize burgz bak?
Ar doze noan ez bypolar berz wen aiz awl melted? Sry, but nawt bery. kthxbai!
(i sneds this again….WP hates me hard sum days)
i tinks only icebergerz can makes the phaze change….da polar berz demselfs stay solid….
Nebber mind da klingonz, eye don wanna bee a Borg kitteh!
But ur gonna see win newai: cube47.blogspot.com/2006/11/borg-cat-blog-friday.html
Woah Maus, eet iz a Borg kitteh! Eye nebber seen dat befour.
Tank U! Reziztance tu da cute, iz futile.
Eye hopez eetz not Data’s kitteh.
Mus be similated Vulkan kitteh. Hee sain “Live Long an Prospurr”.
Nyeeeuuuuuwwww!!!!!
In teh 80s dere used to be a kiddie show on dutch teevee calt “wordt vervolgd” an it had a sekshun were kids woud immitait cartoon figjures (“my name is jorj, aim sebben yeers ol an dis is donal duk… mrewerweshrmewe”)
But teh liddul todlurs wud allweis do rowd runner, ksept teh calt him meepmeep. An tehn deyd do teh mnyeueueueuw. Soooo kyooot.
Ah teh memries…
I member taht 2!
nowai!
are yoos from lower-land or from belgimum?
Road runner road runner never bothers anyone, just runnin down the roads his idea o having fun.
Were Wile E. Coyote be?
Road Runner,
If he captures you, you’re through!
Caturday mornings just aren’t the same any more.
Dat be Zumi, who be Zoomin’
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/latest-game.html
(Click da pic to see moar of dis cray-zee bay-bee!)
Wai, it IZ Zumi. cmerry, wai don’t u trai riting to teh Burgers fur propurr photo credit.
Zumi 4+ kyoot (scale 0-4)
hmm, i startid at teh botum of teh comentz, so i sed dis to Trina alredy… but yez, ur riet, and heer is orijnul link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/356400109/in/set-72157602112902942/
Same as “Hafsta B Dis Tall to Climb” kitteh?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/05/hafsta-b-dis-tall-to-climb/
Haftsa B Dis Tall to Climb kitteh:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/05/hafsta-b-dis-tall-to-climb/
Collapsible Kitty fits easily under your bed for storage.
I heer cheezburger bein reddied somwhares!
akme kiittah iz waitin fur mistah mause
kittah sayz “my neou ahnd emprovid fail-not plan, let me show u it”
ROKKITKITTEH! Zoomin her wai inter yer harts!
anyone else see the ad for the adult footy pjs. I can haz weird dehloozuns of chaioldhud!
Ai rememberz teh footee PJs. Ai had teh PJs wif Sylvester n Tweety on em wen I was a wee kitteh ov 3 or 4. Ai had a pikchur ov me in dem wen ai stayd wif mah great-grandkittehs wunc.
mai son be soljer in EE-rock (again) and hiz fiance sent hims PINK CAMO footy PJ’s for him to wears aroun base…hiz frends no laff, rite?
lol!
hoam sayfe 2 yer boi!
seccunded. hoam sayfe 2 yer boi. sooooooon!
heer heer–toast to the trupes
Come hoam safe and stai home.
Fank yew fur ur service.
ai will tell him u sed so
2 munths down, 13 to go….
~sigh~
even teh guyz hoo went to ‘Nam onli hadda go for a yeer……..fooey on dat ,dat ,dat,…….*luks around for suffshuntly horrable werd to deskribe himz…….* nope izzint wun……person ina whyte hoous…….
hope yer son be OK an u be OK wateing…..
It helps that I haz ICHC whilez I waits….soljer boi also lurves ICHC….he is eagerly waiting for our fursty submission….our liddle goal this year is to see our kittehs on ICHC….hmmmm…big goal is to survive EE-rock….ICHC will help. kthxbai
Ef pink feetee PJ wud keep hims sayf, WEE AWL SENZ DEM! Mout -munt- BIG PYLZ UB DEM! Noo prof- propylak – protex 4 trupz?
likely pink footee pj’s WOULD hav saym effeck as pro-fa-lack-ticks
Dey’ll awl wand der own!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpz!
Why for u pawlish da floooooooooooooooor?
Trakshun: I lacks it
KITTEH
(floofikus cheezburger-eatermus)
Owt on teh desrt erlee n teh moarneeng
C teh desrt flaors al n a ro
Heer teh litl birdeez tweet dere happee tweetin
(“Meep! Meep!” “Meep! Meep!”)
Dere him goez!
Owt on teh desrt erlee n teh morneeng
C teh happee Kitteh burnin up teh rugz
C teh ol Lolrus dreemin ov his bukkit
(“Meep! Meep!” “Meep! Meep!”)
Dere him goez!
An there off!
Eye tought doez goggiez posed tu bee chasin dee wabbit!
Kitteh tryz 2 getz
trakkshun awn slikk floar. Wen himz
duz. Himz willz go FAST!
Furree toarpeedo
flashez Btween Hewminz’ legz.
Duz nawt needz 2 turnz
Kitteh getz runneeng startz
2 jump up awn Windo Sill. Hoapz
himz canz stawp awn dyme.
Jack.
kitteh no needz sox to slyd on de flur.
heemz got de fuzzy feetz.
run run run slyde weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee crash.
i mint tew dew dat.
i’ma dew it agen. til i hax up a harebal.
akxhooly, aroun mai howse, we kin tell teh googie needs her paw-fur trimmed because she starts sliding.
et ees rly funni tu trow a toy fur her out onto teh wood floor, tehn watch her go skrabble-skrabble-sliiiiiiiiddddeeee, en tehn pick up teh toy an repeat in revurse.
lawng tyme ago….ai waz desining an makin teh costumez fer a vadevill an melodrama feater……an late wun nite….ai waz ina feater awl alon……cept fer my behbeh kitteh Jack (the one-eyed bandidt who stole my heart away)) Jack waz about 3 1/2 months ole…..an teh costum rum waz upstares ob teh feater, an ai starteded to getz a liddle scareded.waz gettin to be midnitez or sew……so ai had teh door open…..but dint want Jaack to go dwonstares…..
so ai pileded up a baracade, but as awl us hoo r owneded by kittehz, der no suches a fing as a GUD baracade…….so Little floofly whyte wiff wun bery blue eye, Jack….escapeded…an bounceded dwon teh stares….and ob corse it waz vadevilleann melodrama feature so had teh sawdust awn teh flor…..
Jack maded up a new gaem cawled “jump, jump, sllllidiiiiddee” an waz habin himselv a fine an loverly tyme dwon der ina feater…..jump jump sliding awl obber the plase….under tablez and charez, an making big piles ob sawdustz…..
well teh sound eched back up teh stares an ai waz gettin reel scareded, an plase waz bi teh ralerod trax, an sumwun had seed a bum ina bakyard a couyple of nites before, so ai (dis is the reel samrt part) brot my teeny tiny itty bitty saterdai nite speshul (gun) wif me to werk……..but ai waz ascared to put teh bullet clip ina gun cause wat if sumwun took it awai frum me an shot me wif it??????
so heer I am …….crreeeeeeppping dwon teh stares, tryin to be az quit as ai kan….tippptoe tippeetoe tippeetoe shhhhhhhhh an ai reech the bottomz ob teh starez and tahtz wat teh noyse waz ……..
liddle floofly whyte one-eyed Jack…..playing a fast an furious gaem of “jump, jump, slide” I picked him up an sat awn teh flor…lafffin at miself/…….
den ai got the H*** awot ob der>!!!!!
Salleh, wut’s teh gnus awn teh haus-hunt? Fynd enneewaer?
well, nawt yet, but ai iz applin mi grate powerz ob consentrashun (yah rite!) to findin a home…….den……iz Kitn tyme !!!!
so ob corse, ai iz tring bery hard…..
an fanks fer askin, nise to noes sumwun carez, ai haz few fren in Sonoma, but ai dont noes aniwun heer in Vallejo…iz kinda lonli
Wach outz – Wile E. Coyote haznt painteds the tunnel onz the rock wallz yet!
wen aor kitteh wuz yungr he be zoomin fru dah hows zippity liek dis — yoozyooly at elebendy clok at niet
we eben no wut tiem it iz by himz runnun
we be watchin tv and — ZIP! ZOOM! POW! — kitteh run froo dah room an we noes it elebendy clok
now dat he oldur, we doant no wut tiem it is nemoar!
Mai fambly had a kitteh dat zoomded at toody clok in da moarneeng! She awlso clymbded up teh wawlpaper owtsyde mai bedroom!
We hab a kitteh naymed Stormy nao. Onct, she wuz dooin a liddle zoomin, an zoomded thru teh handles ov a plaztik groshree bag! Doz maek NOYZ wen kitteh iz zoomin rownd wiff one atatched to her bak! Scarded teh kitteh eben moar, maed her zoom fasterer! Awl teh liddle hyoominz in teh hows wer laffin and laffin… Ai fownd kitteh an reemoofd teh bag.
Ai laffin at pikshur two. Mai kitz be stayrin lyk I disturbz tem!
yesh….mai BooKitteh also had teh “Unfor-choonut Plastick Grocery Bag Incident” too wif same results…moar noyz, moar fearz, moar speedcat….hard to catch then but all turned out OK..BooKitteh won’t to go near doze bags…tehy mite grabz yer neck!
LOLz upon LOLZ! Mai Fin did taht, too. He luked liek Superman wif teh cape billowing out behind him. And ov corse, teh faster he ran, teh harder the horrible creechur clutched at his throat! An funnier yet, hiz sister Fiona wuz running wif him!
Ov corse we gotted it off ov him evenchullee – but wuz hard, cus we wuz laffing so hard.
Mah Scarlet waz chased by teh Plastic Bag Monster, too.
She waz a bery fast kitteh, butts I nawt noe HOW fast till teh plastic bag monster almoss gots her!
Mai guyz have been catchered bai saem Monster.
NEbuddy ever have a kitteh get into teh londry baskit an come out bein chased by teh Bra Monster? Happed to mah Miranda wunce long ago (she at teh Ranebow Bridge for menny yeers now). I still laffs wen I finks of it. Poor bebbeh!
ai can jist heer it…..Fiona yellin “RUN FIN RUN!” (use Forest Gump voices)
o mai, ai’m still laffing, SueBooCat – taht’s eggsaktlee whut it luked liek. Syde bai syde, running as fast as they cud. Liek Romeow sayed, ai din’t know they cud run taht fast!
LOLZ with a side of lolz. Ai rememmerz ar meezer Kim had teh Plastic Grocery Bag Monster (PGBM) stuk on her nek n her zoom-zoomed akross teh livn rum. Ai lolled n lolled so hard…her lukd liek her had dragshoot on her.
Onz ai waz relaxing in bed, wich haz no hedboard and has de side against de wall. Barty-bu was leeding a game uf fast-running follow de leader an he jump on de bed and smack rite into mai hed! We bofe had hedackes!
eye kant hold it inz much longur!!!1!
OMG SO PURRFECT
A new n rair Muybridge studee discobered!
ah a fello fotoge ….photg….photeg…..pitture taker !!!!
shoot. da reel url iz:
http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com
4 gud coyoteh kyootness
O cSmall. Ai did nawt need taht. Nao ai has fallen totallee in luv with Charlie!
Coyotehs – we has tehm. Taht is wun reeson ai don’t let Barney (or the otter cats) go out. And the road.
At nite, ai can often heer them yowling and yipping. A stranjlee pleezing sound. But ai shall never think ov them in teh same way again. They will nao awayz be a pack ov Charlies.
domesticayted Charlies r teh kyoot. teh reel, rangy, herd eetin, rasselfrassels maek lyf hard 4 menny peeps. we can awl trai 2 get alawng?
iz a gud fing ai had mi trusti sturdi fwimcap (wif floofy flowrz awn it) handi, dat cayot iz adornable…….grate photoz too….
Contestant 4384: “So You Think You Can Dance?”
Yez, i kin! check me out! muh nic is “twinkletoes”
brakedanse kitteh. will do hed spins neggst.
If you look up “full-tilt boogie” in the dictionary, this picture will be there.
juzz won kwestshun….
do kitteh make de ta-poot sownd and dee puffe clowd
when he runz off de cliff an hits de bottom ob de
canyun….before he gettz up an runz off agin ???
Corre caminos.(meep meep!)..que el coyote te va a comer! Corre coyote….ya no sabe ni que hacer!
No te preocupes, el es seguro.
Gracias a Ceiling Cat.
Her name is Zumi and you can find her and her brother Milo on flickr under “Milo and Friends” please give their mom Malingerang credit for this photo.
riet u ar, Trina… fownd teh link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/356400109/in/set-72157602112902942/
speedeh kitteh
(fatus-catus)
Not fattus ef ken run laik dis! He in gud shaep!
mebbe iz teh lolatin?
in ingerlish iz teh fastus-cattus…
Dis kitteh racin byself becuz wansta bein Summer Lolympics!
Dis musta been taken wid BERRY fast camera!
Ai can haz flying anvilz?
(orijinul kapshun iz teh purrfeckt, tho)
Hey, dat kitteh dooz exersize laik Jain Fonda wher u put neez on elbos en bouns ur but.
Ahh, dis one iz funneh.
Ok, dis time I b Cheetarah, u b Lyono.
the nead fur spead i has it!
Crazed kitteh
has no time to stop and chat
my cat did that once
Dis be YOGA kitteh, in deh stoodio. Fohcusd on teh yoonuhtees.
wayt forr et… wayt forr et… FAYSPLANT!
teh funniest ting ive ever red.
kthxbi.
MEEPIT KITTEH
WILL TAKE OVER THE WURLD!!!!