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De be breedin like Tribblez!
Yeah Tribble!
Ur nawt secund! What kine ov danse wud U liek?
Sorri had tu go make deener.
Hmm…howz bout sumpin wif a gud beat.
hey–howah boutah Tare-an-tella? Dat danse beets awl!
Dat eez gud ideaz. Mai granparentz R Sicilian. Tank U!
I shure hopes dat noeone ebber tries too go against tehm whin death iz on teh line!!
I cannot has teh wine in frunt ov me
inconceivable!!11
I doan think taht wurd meens whut yu think it meens.
kwick!!! Hyde teh Quadrotriticale!!!
How elze wii gonna fine out eff eet iz poizoned?
Letz see whoz eye been datin bout two or free monfs ago?
O ya now I rememberz - everybuddy.
hee hee — u gots dat rite!!
I shot coffees owt mah noze (almoss)
got milk?
i can has bitty?
Bono?
oh noes!!! 6 tittehs… but 7 kittehs… ?
Funneh–dey all looks like Don Juan kitteh.
OMG! Dey DO lookz lik don juan kitteh!
Probly teh sons and dortars of Don Juan?
Mum can has contracepshun plse?
by the size of dem babehs more dan a few monfs!!
you gonna nurse dem in college?
that’s what i thot…them kittehs as big as the momma!
She got the secret ingredient, or we busting in a DIFFERENT kind of huddle
Wen I was a kitteh, mah parrents had a gurl kitteh whu… um… slept around.She had a few litterz until sumwum woked up and putta stop tu alla dat nonsense. But I kept wun kitteh frum her penult… pernultiim… seckund tu last litter. Heathcliff. He gru tu be a big boi, but alwais remaned a momma’s boi. He continyued tu nurse, even after her lastest littur. So dare wuz his skinny mama, and him even bigger tahn her, nursing, purring, and making all kinds of bread dough on her tum tum. It wus swete an laffable, bai turns.
Okai. I red teh rest uv teh kommints. Seed tehre is prejudits abowt kittehs nursing passt a sertin aige. Tihs is a sore spawt (in moar wais tahn wun! =) )foar a lots of mommehs owt dare. I won’t go intu it at grate length, ecksept tu sai taht it tuk a law beein past tu maik it leegul foar mums (hoomin tipe) to nurse (which = feed) tehir bebbes in publick. Tuk a LAW! So tehre is kwite teh prejudits owt tehre.
I doan hav bebbehs, so doan haf teh rite to an opinyun. But I du no, as a doula (= birf assistunt) taht it is a choyse taht lots of mammehs maik. An sints tehir choyse don’t hurt meh nun, I leeve it aloan.
An abowt Heathcliff. He didn’t overpowar his mommeh tu nurse. She letted him, and could (and did) wawk awei at enny tiem. Teh milk was mebbeh tasty, even tho probly nawt so nootrishus enny moar. An yes, he had gushifud. But tehre is sumting in mommeh’s milk taht doan go way evar, an taht is teh lurve.
Fanx fur teh info. U r rite. It IS teh lurve!
Hey, ai es nawt 2nd! Jes testin mai ayvatar.
troo, nawt 2nd, but 3rd
exackly.
An kuhl avatarr!
I can haz baybee sitterz?
I can haz SPAY?!?!
Dat wood be best idea yet!
POOR kitteh…
I can has teh free spay n nootur vouchurs frum hoomayn sosiety?
Halp! Save meh, my bebbehs is eating meh alive….
OHZ NOZ welfair kitteh needs the pillz lawlzzzzzzz
OHZ NOZ…
Butt — teh moar kittens I has teh moar monees I gets frum teh guvernment!!
Nawt PC — butt funnee!
(Sawwry bowt dat! Ai tooks mah chansis! Ai neber wants 2 offend noe buddy…trooly)
Poor momee luks tired! Babehs luk like dey can eet kibbl!
tribbles eet Quadrotrikibble!
I can has welfair and fude stamps pleez. Hurree, hurree, u heer me?
How soon can dez go livez een dere forever homez?
“… go livez een dere forever homez” — sigh. Sutch a dreem coem troo! (pishur littel harts drawed all ovur heer)
Dem sum BEEG bebekittehz!! Get out da guushyfuudz an givez poor mumma a rest!
Iz dat SEBEN bebekitterz? Dang…mumma NEEEEDZ a rest.
(Remember, SPAY or NEUTER your pets!)
yeah–spay an nooter dem “bebehz” allreddy!
I can has histerectome?
OK–Dr. will fiks yU right up!
Why dey gotta be, black, huh?
LMMFAO!!
dey be beyootiful!
Juz happenstanc - dey cud be any culur kitteh - tortoise shell, white, spotted, anytin.
Oh yes you cans.
ai iz kinda upset wif diz wun,, poor mamma kitteh !! dose r teh big behbehz to be still nursin…..wher teh stoopy humin who dosent feed the behbehz guishie food and kibblez ????
ifn ai seed taht stoopy humin ai bonk him/herz awna hed…….
I secund dat bonk n raise u a paw swat fur teh stoopy hoomin!
Ai helps wif teh chyle suppore! Ai voluntears to supports won bebbeh kitteh! Wen can comes to be lib wif meh?
Berry naiz - ai laik yur solushun! Didya pick one? Ai tink ai wan de greyish one.
Mai tauts, tyu. Dees kitteh wey tu big to bee train tu nurse. Purr mamma luks berry thin an she gonna get worse. Tu hard on purr mamma!
I had ferril mama kitteh in mah yard…she brought her bebbehz to yard to lern to eat teh solid fudz. Wen teh kittnz were 8 weks old, I catched dem and mama n got dem all spade n nooterd, den let dem go again. Bebbehz n mama all staid around eatin teh dry fudz ai put out 4 dem n growin fat n sleek, but ever chance dey got, dem big kitz takled dere mama and sukd…wuz funy…dey wuz nearly 5 munths old n stil nurzing! An mama seamed to njoy it 2…so u nevr no bout kittehs…
Mommeh Kitteh andz
sebbun kiddill wunz eekwallz
a hekktikk lyfestyle
Liddill wunz arz
2 beeg to bawwvurr Mommeh
4 fude, butz dey duz
Mommeh Kitteh duz
nawt needz shoo! Needz shynee boalz
2 feedz herz kindill
Jack.
Hay! Teh Mommee kitteh is a kerly cat, jest lyke me!
Teh bebehz luk smooth to meh.
Mebee Don Juan kitteh frum odder picshur reely iz teh Daddeh?
Don Juan kitteh doan luk so cool nao.
Sumwon needz a snip.
this may be a bit racist, maybe not intented,but nonetheless, it can be taken wrong way.
Pleeze, deyre kittehs!
Iffen deres ennie diskrimnayshun its for teh marmies wif teh hole orinj = poysin deel.
Personlee aim leening twors “meh” on tihs wun, but its bekus mommee kitteh luks liek she i