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De be breedin like Tribblez!
Yeah Tribble!
Ur nawt secund! What kine ov danse wud U liek?
Sorri had tu go make deener.
Hmm…howz bout sumpin wif a gud beat.
hey–howah boutah Tare-an-tella? Dat danse beets awl!
Dat eez gud ideaz. Mai granparentz R Sicilian. Tank U!
I shure hopes dat noeone ebber tries too go against tehm whin death iz on teh line!!
I cannot has teh wine in frunt ov me
inconceivable!!11
I doan think taht wurd meens whut yu think it meens.
kwick!!! Hyde teh Quadrotriticale!!!
How elze wii gonna fine out eff eet iz poizoned?
Letz see whoz eye been datin bout two or free monfs ago?
O ya now I rememberz – everybuddy.
hee hee — u gots dat rite!!
I shot coffees owt mah noze (almoss)
got milk?
i can has bitty?
Bono?
oh noes!!! 6 tittehs… but 7 kittehs… ?
Funneh–dey all looks like Don Juan kitteh.
OMG! Dey DO lookz lik don juan kitteh!
Probly teh sons and dortars of Don Juan?
Mum can has contracepshun plse?
by the size of dem babehs more dan a few monfs!!
you gonna nurse dem in college?
that’s what i thot…them kittehs as big as the momma!
She got the secret ingredient, or we busting in a DIFFERENT kind of huddle
Wen I was a kitteh, mah parrents had a gurl kitteh whu… um… slept around.She had a few litterz until sumwum woked up and putta stop tu alla dat nonsense. But I kept wun kitteh frum her penult… pernultiim… seckund tu last litter. Heathcliff. He gru tu be a big boi, but alwais remaned a momma’s boi. He continyued tu nurse, even after her lastest littur. So dare wuz his skinny mama, and him even bigger tahn her, nursing, purring, and making all kinds of bread dough on her tum tum. It wus swete an laffable, bai turns.
Okai. I red teh rest uv teh kommints. Seed tehre is prejudits abowt kittehs nursing passt a sertin aige. Tihs is a sore spawt (in moar wais tahn wun! =) )foar a lots of mommehs owt dare. I won’t go intu it at grate length, ecksept tu sai taht it tuk a law beein past tu maik it leegul foar mums (hoomin tipe) to nurse (which = feed) tehir bebbes in publick. Tuk a LAW! So tehre is kwite teh prejudits owt tehre.
I doan hav bebbehs, so doan haf teh rite to an opinyun. But I du no, as a doula (= birf assistunt) taht it is a choyse taht lots of mammehs maik. An sints tehir choyse don’t hurt meh nun, I leeve it aloan.
An abowt Heathcliff. He didn’t overpowar his mommeh tu nurse. She letted him, and could (and did) wawk awei at enny tiem. Teh milk was mebbeh tasty, even tho probly nawt so nootrishus enny moar. An yes, he had gushifud. But tehre is sumting in mommeh’s milk taht doan go way evar, an taht is teh lurve.
Fanx fur teh info. U r rite. It IS teh lurve!
Hey, ai es nawt 2nd! Jes testin mai ayvatar.
troo, nawt 2nd, but 3rd
exackly.
An kuhl avatarr!
I can haz baybee sitterz?
I can haz SPAY?!?!
Dat wood be best idea yet!
POOR kitteh…
I can has teh free spay n nootur vouchurs frum hoomayn sosiety?
Halp! Save meh, my bebbehs is eating meh alive….
OHZ NOZ welfair kitteh needs the pillz lawlzzzzzzz
OHZ NOZ…
Butt — teh moar kittens I has teh moar monees I gets frum teh guvernment!!
Nawt PC — butt funnee!
(Sawwry bowt dat! Ai tooks mah chansis! Ai neber wants 2 offend noe buddy…trooly)
Poor momee luks tired! Babehs luk like dey can eet kibbl!
tribbles eet Quadrotrikibble!
I can has welfair and fude stamps pleez. Hurree, hurree, u heer me?
How soon can dez go livez een dere forever homez?
“… go livez een dere forever homez” — sigh. Sutch a dreem coem troo! (pishur littel harts drawed all ovur heer)
Dem sum BEEG bebekittehz!! Get out da guushyfuudz an givez poor mumma a rest!
Iz dat SEBEN bebekitterz? Dang…mumma NEEEEDZ a rest.
(Remember, SPAY or NEUTER your pets!)
yeah–spay an nooter dem “bebehz” allreddy!
I can has histerectome?
OK–Dr. will fiks yU right up!
Why dey gotta be, black, huh?
LMMFAO!!
dey be beyootiful!
Juz happenstanc – dey cud be any culur kitteh – tortoise shell, white, spotted, anytin.
Oh yes you cans.
ai iz kinda upset wif diz wun,, poor mamma kitteh !! dose r teh big behbehz to be still nursin…..wher teh stoopy humin who dosent feed the behbehz guishie food and kibblez ????
ifn ai seed taht stoopy humin ai bonk him/herz awna hed…….
I secund dat bonk n raise u a paw swat fur teh stoopy hoomin!
Ai helps wif teh chyle suppore! Ai voluntears to supports won bebbeh kitteh! Wen can comes to be lib wif meh?
Berry naiz – ai laik yur solushun! Didya pick one? Ai tink ai wan de greyish one.
Mai tauts, tyu. Dees kitteh wey tu big to bee train tu nurse. Purr mamma luks berry thin an she gonna get worse. Tu hard on purr mamma!
I had ferril mama kitteh in mah yard…she brought her bebbehz to yard to lern to eat teh solid fudz. Wen teh kittnz were 8 weks old, I catched dem and mama n got dem all spade n nooterd, den let dem go again. Bebbehz n mama all staid around eatin teh dry fudz ai put out 4 dem n growin fat n sleek, but ever chance dey got, dem big kitz takled dere mama and sukd…wuz funy…dey wuz nearly 5 munths old n stil nurzing! An mama seamed to njoy it 2…so u nevr no bout kittehs…
Mommeh Kitteh andz
sebbun kiddill wunz eekwallz
a hekktikk lyfestyle
Liddill wunz arz
2 beeg to bawwvurr Mommeh
4 fude, butz dey duz
Mommeh Kitteh duz
nawt needz shoo! Needz shynee boalz
2 feedz herz kindill
Jack.
Hay! Teh Mommee kitteh is a kerly cat, jest lyke me!
Teh bebehz luk smooth to meh.
Mebee Don Juan kitteh frum odder picshur reely iz teh Daddeh?
Don Juan kitteh doan luk so cool nao.
Sumwon needz a snip.
this may be a bit racist, maybe not intented,but nonetheless, it can be taken wrong way.
Pleeze, deyre kittehs!
Iffen deres ennie diskrimnayshun its for teh marmies wif teh hole orinj = poysin deel.
Personlee aim leening twors “meh” on tihs wun, but its bekus mommee kitteh luks liek she isnt ksaktlee haven fun…
Wai is dis rehcist? Dems cats. If dems Symeez kittehs, wud u fink it wuz slehndring Asians? Sheesh. Meh kitteh dozn’t get hiz backs up az easilee as dis.
I think naut N-E-moar den teh conjoined turkels iz “able-ist”—iz jus lyfe–sumtimes comes in differant kolors, sumtymes differnet # of heds!
(lots of kittehs have finger mutashions!!!…dey be alrite, two.)
hey, datz it, momma kitteh–trane ur kittenz to be racerz! dat wai u gitz teh childs supportz. moar den enuf. blue ribbinz!
What I find interesting is that some people won’t even notice that the cats are black. All I saw was a bunch of cats + child support = haha. I had to think about it a little to see any racist connection at all between image and caption. I wonder what that means. Do I lack prejudice? Am I insensitive, imperceptive? Colorblind? Or am I really, really naive?
or jus stoopy lyke goggie???
No, you’re just sensible. We’re talking about CATS here, after all…
When my wifekat sawded anudder peecture wif a mommy kitteh and baby kittehs she maded the “I can haz Child Support” capshun idea and gaves it to meh.
I dinna like using same peecture twice so Ise went out and lukked 4 peecture by searchin 4 “momma cat and kittens”
Dis peecture what I found when I lukked and founded on nice lady’s site nice lady wif kittehs.
I swarez on me and my wife and my own kittehs and my own kids that I dinna notice the color of the kittehs until it was sed here, and I would never ever ever ever ever make a statement like that.
I’m gonna go hide under invisible blanket now.
Notice teh color of teh kittehs? Cheez–whuts to notice–they’s kittehs!!! That’s all. Come on out from under the blanket–you done gut!
Dave, this b proud dai fur U an ur wife! U frow dat invisible blankie cross teh room an step owt an taek a bow!
Iz a grate dai wen U maek it to da Front Page of ICHC! Bery eleet groop of peeps eber maek it dis far.
U r won ov teh few, teh proud, teh Front Page Peeps!
Meny congrats, hedbonks, an purrs to U!
Is funneh, Dave. No neds hyde. Sum peeps c wat ain’t dere.
Yay, Dave. Dis b vrey phunnee!! U did grayt. N-joy ur tym in da sun on ichc!! Kudos.
Doan hide (wud ponyt owt dat invizibbubble blankits is not so grate for hiding under ennywai…) – u didz GRATE lolcapshun an maed uz all laff! Sum peeplls seein stuff wot iznt thare.
An ids such a complishmen tu ged sumpin on furst page! Be happee!
Remines me uf big controversee meny yeers ago over a charming pitcher buk about 2 rabbits fawlin in lub n gettin married, one black and one white. Dey were laik diz for preddy pitchers, but sum peepl got way ubsed. Ai rememmer guy hu wrote in response to all de controbersy dat he didn wan his kid to read disbuk – she might grow up n marry a rabbit!
White folks also get child support. Ai didnt tink about color ub kitties, eider.
Ai meen, white daddies ken also be deadbeets. Go off n leeve momma wid tu manee kittehs tu support.
En deez juz heppen tu be black kittehs – cud be any color kitteh – spotted, tiger, torty, white, anyting. Id juz heppen to be blak kitteh hu got in dis poze.
I think it’s fine if you want to point out stuff like that. I know in the past I’ve learned to understand a person better because of the “oversensitive.” I’m just curious what it means IF, in this case, you are not black and you think its racist. Did you grow up with the stereotype that all black people have child support issues? And as you got older, you realized that it’s wrong to think like that and the guilt of believing it kind of makes you sensitive? Not trying to draw the issue out any longer, and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill. I just think it’s a good first step to discuss and contemplate prejudices and why we have them. Anyway.
meny cheezburgers to Dave 4 such a wunnerful lolcat.
sum donut even mayke it to vote payg (lyke mine *runs & cryz in corner*) so u pwn! 
Naive.
U DOOSHBAG!
ennybawdee? ennybawdee? caertrollz to aisle 3. caertrollz to aisle 3. we haz sum spilt milk an an overflowing dooshbag. bring a mop an sum Dr. Phil.
I heer to halp!
5 Burgers
5 Burgers
5 Burgers
5 Burgers
y chankyew!! ai seemed to haz driven thru teh singul surv windo.
Du yu alzo tink dat Pirate Kitteh is stereotypin deh disabled?
Yu c blek kitteh n wite kitteh as racsist tu? Ai tink ai wont continuu wid wat dey cud represent.
I can haz too many babyzz… lol
Imagine wat Midge wud sai iffs she seed dis.
eye cant eeven e-Midge-in
I caint even e-Midge-en it!
stoopy-wordpress!
stoopy-wordpress!
[18 yrz in fyoochur:]
“Uh, u can haz skollershipz?”
18 yrz en fyoochur— Grate, great, graet, geart, graat Grandkittehs can hz skollershipsez!!!
Eefen wit lotz o’gooshie fudz n kibblz, teh kittnz wil still say: Weee can has nursing tiem nao, puhleez?
u spoyllin teh baybees!
Dey shudda been awf teh ninnie laaawng tiem ago!!!!!!
*shakes hed* dose kidz noawadayz–wanna liv at hoam wif mamma an dadda—GO OUT AN GEDDA JORB!!!
KUT TEH KORD AWLREDDY!!!!
Them bebeh kittehz needz to git out and git jobz and support themselvez.
Dis momma b 2 mutch ov a peepel pleezer (lyk meh) r reelyy a kitteh pleezer!
“Whutevur u want!”
sum bahbee dadde gotz lotz ta ansar foar !!
Deez kids tu big ta be nersin! Somwon send deez kritterz ta milatarey skool!
Furst they gotta go to kittygarden.
mommie teachez kittnz about life lessuns here. she teachin big wunz to b strong, lil wunz to b paeshent. later she teachin whut iz ‘no!’
katz got 8 titz for whut?
Dass it–when mah Miranda had her bebbehs (by axident; I was inexperienced kitteh owner an dint no she was old enuf), dey got to be about free munfs ole an almos a big as she was, an dey wud come over an nock her down an start to nurse. She wud put up wif it fur about haff a minnit, den get up an walk away. But dere was only 2 kittehs dat old den. Dis momma is way outnumbered.
Durn tomcat dedbeet daddeh!
Lez hope dats wat heppen heer- juz momentaree oberpowerin ub momma kitteh by behbees hu wanna regress fur a moment. En dey du eed solid fud. Prolly diz momma not hab much milk anymore fur dem anyway.
my duggarz bratz, let moi shaw u dem
y haz thiz happy mummeh kitteh oanlee gawt wun nipple? O well, nom nom nom nom nom.
ohhhh emm geee
that’s a lot of kitties
Kom 2 meh, mai ebil men-yuns an’ feeeeed….
u choz tu b floozy, u git rezponsibiliteez!
i has a mewlatto kitteh
black and wyte tuxxi
duggars kitz!!!
LOL
dey has tew menny awfspring
funnaz, funnaz
I didn’t know OctoMom had a cat!
What I find sad is that people would have never said anything if the cats had been white.