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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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If I no can have one, I hit you over hedd wit invisible bat.
Its speshul bat wit no shadowz. It hit 4 maximum damedge.
missy can has da danse of joi?
less c..
uhm…
*danse danse frolik frolik spin twirl twirl
smyle sweetli, bat eyelashes*
Tanks Princess! Grate to have nawt sekkunds (NS) to such a cutie kitteh. NS Cutie Dans of Joi!
Ai’m nawt kwite so cyoot, but will danze eneway. Fur teh reelee gud NS!
*danse danse frolik frolik spin twirl twirl
smyle sweetli, bat eyelashes*
Oh, to luk as sweet as this kitteh!!
Pweeze sir,
I can has some moar?
Floo-fy Kat, Floo-fy Kat
Never befoar has a kit wanted moar!
Moar?!! U wants sum moar?!!!
Dang! Mai comint shud be unner yers, Elvis!
Nevertheless, do ai heer “Oliver?”
ah beleebs yew dew
It certainly izzint Oliver adn Companie. :3
youse can has anyting you wants liddle kitteh
Dis iz wut Ai fink. Kitteh 2 coote 2 deneye.
iz dis da alices resturant?
yumz!
(herds innerview wif da reel alice on da npr yeserday- she be veerryyy inerestin!)
momcat
come onnnnnnnnnnn, gust 1
Liddle kitteh is way too cute to refuse!
must agree catdude… mah head just splorted from the kyoot!!!
Kitteh turnz cyoot swich up to 11
gettin the CCC readie I guess
oh gude… splort!!!
Gud idea nawt to splort until CCC iz reddie! Heer u go, princess. Wun brand noo CHRG(wdoi).
Ur braynes ar nawt so bad – ai just scoopt this liddle bit bak in. There! Gud to go. Wud u liek the choklit and sawft blankie. they has amaizing heeling powers!
oh yess pls. da swiss choklits and a pink blankie. K? fanks nyce Janet!!
no no no
turning up to 11 makes heads aspolde
Jess in tiem 2!
*splort*
Haoh kin eneewun rezizt teh kyoot? An teh big bloo aiyz?
*splort splort*
….oh dang…..
I kin has fluzzy blankee an nomee choklitz? kthx
Ai finks teh ayes is yello, but bees vairy kyoot ne ways.
Ai gess ai is reddi fur teh choklit an sawft blankee nao.
Dat dei iz. Hard tah seez wifawt mai ohne aiyz doh, sins mah hed went splort an awl.
teh kitteh’s ayes ar amber.
Wel, when mah hed getz put bak togedder, den I getz teh beddah luk at teh aiyz.
…uh-oh….
*splort*
*sigh*
Gonna B a lawng niet…..
Nao ai’m taping yur glub awn with teh DUK TAPE. There. An nao ai thinks ai will wheel yoo off the teh HSRW, as yoo must rest up a bit befoar yoo tries taht again!
wen ar vizziting owerz?
Nawt to werree – plentee ov everything. Furst, dw – yur CHRG(wdoi) so yoo is purrtekted. And nao – sawft blankie – we has pink, bloo and green. An ov corse teh cat-berre choklit fur propurr heeling.
An yoo, elvis. Holds still pleeze wile ai putz awn yur CHRG(wdoi). There. An heer is yur choyce ov comfurting blankies – an ov corse, the heeling choklit.
Yoo bof will bee bedder in no tiem!
ov coors liddle kitteh – i cheezeburger coming upz
Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch ‘em all – a moment in the sun;
(pop) It’s gone and you can tell that one goodbye
ohhhhhh, put me in coach…..i’m ready to play……today……..
i can has center field?
John Fogerty ref FTW!
“iz teh luvlyest fabrik!!” http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/11/is-luvliest-fabrick1/
hehe. grate mynds…
HP will prolly hork up mah link laytur…
I’s been lookin for that lolcat in particular for teh longest tyme! Thank yous! <3
tim gunn kitteh agrees
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/11/is-luvliest-fabrick1/
Nao – THAT is skeeree!! BOF at the VEREE sayme teim.. troolee grate mindz indeed!
Beautiful kitteh dreams of her tru love: a quarter-pounder with extra cheeze; hold the lettuce and tomato.
doen furrget duh larj fryeez adn dyet coek
Doze tabbie n wite wuns…ai are powrliss agenst dem.
teh pink skwirrel, teh three towed sloth
i make drinkz so sweet and snazzy
teh iced tea, teh kamakazi
teh orgazim, teh deth spazm
teh singapoor slim, teh dingaling
Ai lykes yer stile, Pittypat, but whut teh hek r yu gettin at?
Soundz liek teh tastee adolt bebberajz….
sownz liek lirrix but i nots rekoniez dem
hay thx Elvis, and ur rite there, Darrkwolff.
here’s a hint: this vehikull has no kruise kontroll.
(i’d just tell u, direkt like, but itz oddly embarrassingating)
oh hi t, there we go posting again,
simmy, simul — at teh same moment.
rite u is. an ur name’s initial be anuvver hint!
ok thx, me an Guglol gots it nao. i nots feel bad tho, bcuz i can onnistly sai (wif sum releef) dat i never herd its befoar.
Ok – u must bee mutch bedder frenz wih Guglol than ai am! Ai hasn’t eve fownd enething heer to use teh Guglol with. so far, ai am werking awn sum kind of daiquiri –
Hao did yoo werk it awt?
juss keep tryins.
aaakkkkk….. dribin me nutz……..wat r u talwkin about?????? TeHo u iz big meeni…..Janet, u teh smartestest wun round heer …..hALP !!!!
heers-
iz bee nic two da salleh-
himz mus be berry berry young in dis wun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZsiY9S4WpI
momcat
dat wun waiz phun jch4k! yoouz gotz moar?
Oh – nao taht ai knows it ai sees the clues – playn as the nose awn yur fayce!! Thanks momcat (and luffgoggiestoo) – ai mite haf gotted it sum day, but ai’m nawt shur.
an liek Teho, ai dint see the moovee. But Pittypat is so ful ov the . . .well, she’s full ov sumthing – and it’s AWL GUD!!! She cud bee a da Vinci Code purrson. She kin do puzzles and riddles and . . .stuff liek taht.
Ai duz teh NYT’s crosswerd puzzles, teh eezee to middle sudokus (sum hard – but never difficult – there are tricks ai still has to lern) and Dubblecrosstics. Ai fails mizerablee at teh lojc puzzles.
ees Coktayle! I are ’shaymed too saye I lubs dis moobie.
. . . or too or fwee or fwor or . . .
wun tekila, too tekila, tree tekila…FLOOR.
I can?? I can has cheezburgur?
Why — why — it’s BEEYOOTEEFUL!!!
Duffy – Oh, Duffy, Duffy, Duffy, Duffy!!! This is beyond perfekt. Fits taht adorabul smiling happee fayce to a tee!
Duffy, u teh bestess!
My crazy blak kittehs Tonya and Shadow has teh moar insistent means of asking tihs kweschun….espeshuly Shadow.
When i’z prepayrin to sit down and eet mah dinnur, Shadow comes alawng and sits neerby trying to grab my arm wif her pawz and giev me hur litel wispur of a mew and then jump near teh plaet traying to get her noaz in mah foods as if to say “deez flavrs, let me taest dem, plzthx”
Tonya does not caer too much foar teh peepl-fudz except for feesh or chikn and tehn she luks foar waez in wich to eethur jump on or ovar meh to steel a biet when ahm not lukin, or to dart from under teh cowch and steel any skrapz taht falz to teh floar
Basebawl kitteh saiz watch meh hit this one outta the park boyz and girlz…
U dans deevienlee, relee u du
*think in Catarine Hepburn voice*
bugs bunny ref FTW !!!
EEEE! i givs u anything. anything u wants.
…sept mah skweekee fishee, an mah fluzzy blankee, an mah gushifuds, an mah choo-goggie, an mah skritchee poast, an mah tiepee keebord, an mah mawse, an mah…..
Clevvurr Kitteh playz
awn Hewmin weekness inz wayz
Hewminz cantz reesist
Innosenss inz furr.
Green iezz wiffout gile. Hewminz
arz such eezee prey
Ifz Kitteh stayrz lawng
enuff summ feeng willz happeenz.
Kitteh getz herz way
Jack.
I CAN HAZ ONE – surely?
NO
And stop callng me “Shirley”
ROFLOL!!!
that is absolutely freakin’ adorable
ohkeyh, sew, ifn ah just stan heer an luke adoribull fur a whyle den ah can annifing ah wants??
supper gude plan
ohkeh ah start …. now )
Iz cheesburger? For mee?
*kitteh sing*
Ooooo soloooo meeeoooowwwww…
Awwww! That’s da most super cute-catastic purrface evah!
Victowee Iz Mine!!1!
That is the cutest picture I’ve ever seen in my life.
*kitteh rubbing hands 2-gedder:”
” … an den I wan Santa to bwing meh mousie-flavoh-ed treets n I wants to sleep under covers every night …. an I wants … ”
of course, kitteh …
Kitteh wants; kitteh gets
Invisabul phish at teh end uf an invisabul phishin rod.
Pwease… can I has kitteh?
Too kyoot!
oh kind sire, r u bringin me sum cheezburgers
invisible bat cat needz red sox cap !
Yes lil kitteh, u can has mor than wun, cuz u r so quit.
U R mai Specshul Angul…
Sent down frum above!
Kitteh… wutevar yor little hart dezirez…. iz urz!
OMFGzorz!!11! this kitteh r teh coot. can i pwease has it?
mai acc… exc.. get intew grad skule leder!
yew gib mee wun??
omg!! fank yew!!11!
eye iz sew eggcited!!
Hey guys! Me and my friend made this, thanks for the compliments.
I mean…
ur complimens
i has dem.
Reminds me of Puss from Shrek!!!
comez on 7-11
yew iz sooo kewt!!!!!!!!
Invisilbe pinyata bat.
*putting CHRG (wdoi) on*
Awwww… U wants onlee wun? U can has plentee uv — wuteva u wants! U so kyoot I cannut say no can has 2 u!
Ahem, I feelz i bit dizzee (frum all teh kyoot) altho I has mah CHRG (wdoi) on… I can has choklit n safetee blankit (any but pink, I hates pink, maeks me feel pukey) 2? Plx?
Yes, Cat-i. Wud yoo liek the green blankie? Heer iz yur choklit. Nao yoo coms to the HSRW an lies daon fur a bit. Yoo can luk awt on the PM flower Meadow an soon yoo wil feel mutch bedder.
Green blankie ok. Choklit teh gud wun *nom!* I feelz bedder alreddee. Thx!
nice nice
It’s “i can has” not “can i haz”!
Silly kitteh. Lern grammer.
gramer iz fr teh wols.
*splort*
bwighteneewd up ma nite! ^_^ =(^.^)=
Yes. You can has cheezburger!
you should have been there
we had two outs