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hehe. ah dares yu 2 touch meh!
ZAP!
(happee nawt secconds)
how much floof can a floofy kitteh floof?
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dat much!!
Kut dat floofing out allredy! Yer floofy liddle hares iz stickin to my nose an my eyes an my mouf!
cSmall - a reelee gud nawt second!
Has u a purrfurrunce in teh dance? Ai think at tihs poynt, we can do just abawt enething!
yah wee well reherseded in awl teh latestest stiles, an moar tahn a few ob teh ole wuns too !!!
nawt to menshun a few dat hab been maed up, (bi our talenteded dansesrz..
gud mawrnin Janet !
sry - been werkin.
mebbe nao we can has teh elektrik slyde?
nao?
nao?
kthxgottawerkbai
cSmall, ai wuz skoldid fur uzin teh “w” werd las week. Jus soz yew noes, yew mus bee vairy sneeky bout that w stuff roun heer.
Ai wasn’t qwite shur hao it goes, so ai went fur halp.
1-4 Grapevine right (tap and clap on 4)
5-8 Grapevine left (tap and clap on
9-12 Walks back (tap and clap on 12)
13-16 Rock forward & back:
13: Left forward
14: Tap right toe at the left heel, snap
15: Right backward
16: Tap left toe at the right heel, clap
17-20 Repeat 13-16
21 Left forward with 1/4 turn left
22 Hop onto left foot with right leg in the air to start again
It takes 44 steps to return to the downbeat (1) and 88 steps to return to your original position.
The Electric Slide is actually a variation step — in place of the grapevine — you step right and slide your left foot over to it.
Looks a liddle complicated, but ai’m shure we can do it! We picked up “Strip teh Willow” in no tiem flat!
OK - ai’m dansing fur yoo, cSmall! *dans clap dans clap tap snap tap clap* It’s going purrtee well!
Eye awlreddi havin de bad hare dai.
“Aww, quitcher belley ayekin, you yung wippersnapper! you ain’t got nuttin to complain about!”—Crabby Old Man Kitteh.
Eye pop eet wif mye pointi ens!
pufferfish kitten senses danger
only 1 problem—my eyes is alreddy popping owt!
Kettehs at skool call me Marti Feldman. Who dis iz?
Old Britizh konedeyun. Check Wikipedia and google.co.uk with UK sites only set for way more info than you could possibly want.
Whut u doin now? Noez, don tach heleeum loonz tu mee!
Ohh, teh hyoomanity (kitteh-manatee?)
teh kitteh who fell in luvz with teh moon…I mean balloon!
but . . . manatees is watur animuls, an kittehs hayte watur, how cud a kitteh-manatee exist?
ees a paradox.
I wonce hadda paira ducks. Tehy libbed in my backyard–dey likes to run aroun teh yard an allso two swimm in der pool. My Amphibiousness: let me show it too yU!
Ai am Burdwasher in reel lief. Ai hab minnie, minnie dux alla thyme.. Ai tex pitchers ob minnie burdz.
naw-
a par a dox wud go arf! arf!
momcat
yeah- I badpunistandian!
wun tayme ai drezzed up layke a payr-a-dyse fur hallyween…but ay nebber had a paira duxx ov mai vewwy oun! Dat muzt be sew kewl tew hab parra duxxeses in yer pewl, kitkay.
’twas indeed, bt, but me finks, it musta been heavenly to dress up like payr-a-dyse!
Do a web search for “Turkish Van” cats, or “Turkish Swimming cats”.
Floofy bebbeh kitteh is floofy.
by the power of floof I command you !!!
you will henceforth follow my orders, feed meh, amuze meh while I is not napping in the sunbeam, now go and get sum gushie fuds and be quick.
Hoo say gooshy foodz? O_O I thawt I wuz onlyiest one hoo know about teh gooshy foodz!
Dat’s whut he wans you to bleev: But floof iz optikal illushion.
I ar not a scienze experiment, pls to stop bothering meh.
Kthx bai
Eye wuz tinkin dat tu two_kittehs. Eye wuz tryin tu tink uff commentz bout Van De Graff tingy.
Hi Tribble, we be thinking on the same lines again, gud to see Uz!
Schrodingerz kitteh breakz owt uf box.
Butz raydeeashun haz awlreddy taken eetz toll, turnz heem white,
an chargez lectronz een hiz harez.
Butz no buddi keepz Schrodingerz kitteh een da box!
Schroedingerz kitteh has emurged frum teh box and now he haz super powerz,
he ar the quantum kitteh and he can meltz ur heartz faster than speed of lightz with his cyootnezz.
FTW! Dat beez danjerouz powerz.
Wii needin tu bee addin suppliez tu da CCC!
him gotz radiation mutashun.
mus bee weird science………
momcat
(jus fur u gascat!)
bulloon dans 4 yu, c!
powns pop powns pop
wigl wigl powns pop
tankooo
pop pop pop
pop
pop popopop
popcat woops!
pop
with awl that popping, there ar shur to be SEVERUL popcats! LOLZ! Whut a show ai am seeing in mai hed!
loud pops scare bebeh
Awwww cuddle cuddle cuddle kittie!!! Mama Otter make it all better!!!!
dis kitteh haza fase ebbery mama odder love!
I has a lectrik charj.
I sing teh boddie eleleketrik!
ooooooh Ray Bradbury ref…….ai iz impressed
uh it waz ray Bradbury waznt it?
Ray Bradbury had a book of short stories by that name, but it’s akshully from a poem by Walt Whitman.
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=174740
iz nyce peotry.
two opposable thumbs up fore Ray Bradbury and (esp) Walt Whitman!
Walt Whitman?
Walt Whitman.
Is sawng in “Fame”. Pardun me, mai 80’s R shoin
mai static electricity
let me show u it
mai elektric purrsonlolity
let meh show u it 2!
Shocking, isnt it?
i was gonna post this as a reply to a comment above, gud ting I read down or berry embarass
syentifik pawfriss gohz BZZZTTTTT!
I not science projeckt.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Evrything being a noo and hare-razing expeeriense for littel babee kitteh!
love love love the baby meezer. love all meezers. oh heck, love all kittehs.
u new rounbd heer ???? ai fink u will fine dat u r nawt alone !
wee awl getz goofy bout kittehz…….an kitnz…..whoosh….der be hed splorin awl obber teh plaise……
as a madder ob fack…..*quikli donz CHRG (wdoi) an pulz dwon tite*
ok, aiz gud ani wun else needz teh CCC ???
gotz a new shipmint in ob freshly choklits an sawftie blankies !
an sum gud mawrnin teas an cawffeez
I maed u a tesla koyl, but I eeted it.
Das what I iz finkin when I sawz dat piccie, Darrkwolff. LOL