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hehe. ah dares yu 2 touch meh!
ZAP!
(happee nawt secconds)
how much floof can a floofy kitteh floof?
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dat much!!
Kut dat floofing out allredy! Yer floofy liddle hares iz stickin to my nose an my eyes an my mouf!
cSmall – a reelee gud nawt second!
Has u a purrfurrunce in teh dance? Ai think at tihs poynt, we can do just abawt enething!
yah wee well reherseded in awl teh latestest stiles, an moar tahn a few ob teh ole wuns too !!!
nawt to menshun a few dat hab been maed up, (bi our talenteded dansesrz..
gud mawrnin Janet !
sry – been werkin.
mebbe nao we can has teh elektrik slyde?
nao?
nao?
kthxgottawerkbai
cSmall, ai wuz skoldid fur uzin teh “w” werd las week. Jus soz yew noes, yew mus bee vairy sneeky bout that w stuff roun heer.
Ai wasn’t qwite shur hao it goes, so ai went fur halp.
1-4 Grapevine right (tap and clap on 4)
5-8 Grapevine left (tap and clap on
9-12 Walks back (tap and clap on 12)
13-16 Rock forward & back:
13: Left forward
14: Tap right toe at the left heel, snap
15: Right backward
16: Tap left toe at the right heel, clap
17-20 Repeat 13-16
21 Left forward with 1/4 turn left
22 Hop onto left foot with right leg in the air to start again
It takes 44 steps to return to the downbeat (1) and 88 steps to return to your original position.
The Electric Slide is actually a variation step — in place of the grapevine — you step right and slide your left foot over to it.
Looks a liddle complicated, but ai’m shure we can do it! We picked up “Strip teh Willow” in no tiem flat!
OK – ai’m dansing fur yoo, cSmall! *dans clap dans clap tap snap tap clap* It’s going purrtee well!
Eye awlreddi havin de bad hare dai.
“Aww, quitcher belley ayekin, you yung wippersnapper! you ain’t got nuttin to complain about!”—Crabby Old Man Kitteh.
Eye pop eet wif mye pointi ens!
pufferfish kitten senses danger
only 1 problem—my eyes is alreddy popping owt!
Kettehs at skool call me Marti Feldman. Who dis iz?
Old Britizh konedeyun. Check Wikipedia and google.co.uk with UK sites only set for way more info than you could possibly want.
Whut u doin now? Noez, don tach heleeum loonz tu mee!
Ohh, teh hyoomanity (kitteh-manatee?)
teh kitteh who fell in luvz with teh moon…I mean balloon!
but . . . manatees is watur animuls, an kittehs hayte watur, how cud a kitteh-manatee exist?
ees a paradox.
I wonce hadda paira ducks. Tehy libbed in my backyard–dey likes to run aroun teh yard an allso two swimm in der pool. My Amphibiousness: let me show it too yU!
Ai am Burdwasher in reel lief. Ai hab minnie, minnie dux alla thyme.. Ai tex pitchers ob minnie burdz.
naw-
a par a dox wud go arf! arf!
momcat
yeah- I badpunistandian!
wun tayme ai drezzed up layke a payr-a-dyse fur hallyween…but ay nebber had a paira duxx ov mai vewwy oun! Dat muzt be sew kewl tew hab parra duxxeses in yer pewl, kitkay.
’twas indeed, bt, but me finks, it musta been heavenly to dress up like payr-a-dyse!
Do a web search for “Turkish Van” cats, or “Turkish Swimming cats”.
Floofy bebbeh kitteh is floofy.
by the power of floof I command you !!!
you will henceforth follow my orders, feed meh, amuze meh while I is not napping in the sunbeam, now go and get sum gushie fuds and be quick.
Hoo say gooshy foodz? O_O I thawt I wuz onlyiest one hoo know about teh gooshy foodz!
Dat’s whut he wans you to bleev: But floof iz optikal illushion.
I ar not a scienze experiment, pls to stop bothering meh.
Kthx bai
Eye wuz tinkin dat tu two_kittehs. Eye wuz tryin tu tink uff commentz bout Van De Graff tingy.
Hi Tribble, we be thinking on the same lines again, gud to see Uz!
Schrodingerz kitteh breakz owt uf box.
Butz raydeeashun haz awlreddy taken eetz toll, turnz heem white,
an chargez lectronz een hiz harez.
Butz no buddi keepz Schrodingerz kitteh een da box!
Schroedingerz kitteh has emurged frum teh box and now he haz super powerz,
he ar the quantum kitteh and he can meltz ur heartz faster than speed of lightz with his cyootnezz.
FTW! Dat beez danjerouz powerz.
Wii needin tu bee addin suppliez tu da CCC!
him gotz radiation mutashun.
mus bee weird science………
momcat
(jus fur u gascat!)
bulloon dans 4 yu, c!
powns pop powns pop
wigl wigl powns pop
tankooo
pop pop pop
pop
pop popopop
popcat woops!
pop
with awl that popping, there ar shur to be SEVERUL popcats! LOLZ! Whut a show ai am seeing in mai hed!
loud pops scare bebeh
Awwww cuddle cuddle cuddle kittie!!! Mama Otter make it all better!!!!
dis kitteh haza fase ebbery mama odder love!
I has a lectrik charj.
I sing teh boddie eleleketrik!
ooooooh Ray Bradbury ref…….ai iz impressed
uh it waz ray Bradbury waznt it?
Ray Bradbury had a book of short stories by that name, but it’s akshully from a poem by Walt Whitman.
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=174740
iz nyce peotry.
two opposable thumbs up fore Ray Bradbury and (esp) Walt Whitman!
Walt Whitman?
Walt Whitman.
Is sawng in “Fame”. Pardun me, mai 80’s R shoin
mai static electricity
let me show u it
mai elektric purrsonlolity
let meh show u it 2!
Shocking, isnt it?
i was gonna post this as a reply to a comment above, gud ting I read down or berry embarass
syentifik pawfriss gohz BZZZTTTTT!
I not science projeckt.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Evrything being a noo and hare-razing expeeriense for littel babee kitteh!
love love love the baby meezer. love all meezers. oh heck, love all kittehs.
u new rounbd heer ???? ai fink u will fine dat u r nawt alone !
wee awl getz goofy bout kittehz…….an kitnz…..whoosh….der be hed splorin awl obber teh plaise……
as a madder ob fack…..*quikli donz CHRG (wdoi) an pulz dwon tite*
ok, aiz gud ani wun else needz teh CCC ???
gotz a new shipmint in ob freshly choklits an sawftie blankies !
an sum gud mawrnin teas an cawffeez
I maed u a tesla koyl, but I eeted it.
Das what I iz finkin when I sawz dat piccie, Darrkwolff. LOL
GMTA!
iz Vandy Graf jennyraetr, u doofuses! nots Tezly Qwayl! http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/gzzzt.html
awnistlee, yud tink dis wuz sum kynda innernetz yoomer syte, insted of a respekkabul fizzix revyoo. WONT SUMBUDY FINK OF TEH LOLGRANTS?!!
prof Teho be right.
Are fizziks reyoo sellin tuth brushes now? They haz fallenz on bad times it seemz.
Teho – just wehn ai thot . . .akhullee, ai’m nawt going to say it. Yoo arleddee has FAAARR moar admirer’s tahn can pawsiblee bee gud fur yoo. Wud bee a pittee fur yoo to lose yur modest and humble demeenere taht maeks u so appeeling.
Still – haking toofbrushes? *giant snikr*
spekn ub hackn-
member dis frum I-dun-member-when
http://www.sniggle.net/barbie.php
waz muc da phunny
momcat
heehee
i wuz wunnering bout dis, but sinz i am lowlee pinano teecher, i was finking i must be misteaken an shud jus ax my rezidunt ex spurt husbin. i sees u guise set eech udder strayt.
eny bodee else here been to da siense museeum in bostun ware der be won awEsum Vandy Graf Jennyrater? has much fun to be seen
the scienze museeum in Bohstun are muchez awsum, their math exhibit about Gaussian
or teh normul distributionz is purty fun too so is their Faraday cage demo.
When we wuz last there, there be a speshul exihibishun on Mt Everest, was wunderful.
Guezz I has veered completely off teh topik so I be going now..
Kthx bai.
butt it jest goez to show ya………diz b e bery edumacted groop ob peeplez……..
AN TROLLZ !!! U FINK IZ EESI TO RITE LIKE DIS ???? IZ NAWT !!! REQUIRZ BERY SMARTLY PEEPLEZ TO SCREW WIFF TEH LANGUAJ LIK DIS…..
ps sorri bout teh yellin……..trolls r mostli deef ai fink
nots def so much as dum, prolly
I sawwy. Fizzix iz nawt mai 4tai. I iz nawt berry smrt. :-L
funey, tho
yah. sry Prof Teho – Tesla coyle is moar funnier tahn jennifahr graff vandyrenerator…thingie
u prolly cant has lolgrant.
I can haz loljookashun plz?
peaz prof Teho-
I needz da grantz fur mai studi ub teachn da kittehz to climin da jacobs laddr ta rech da vandamagraph jennirator- compairn da ‘meezers wif da purrrshuns.
momcat
naoi sumn i findz out tadai- lolspeak helpz when yur teachn kiddos haow two break down da wordz soz u can says dem, Iz teachn da phomics wai……
Ai bringz U lub! (Teem form Ex-Fouls hier.)
Lenny: It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away.
Carl: Break its legs.
yikes!! wut vuz dat? lol
Awwww kyoootie!!
Remines me of kritikul mass kitteh, jus no so mutsh baklite.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/kitty-has-reached-critical-mass/
Yes, teh baklit kitteh wuz STUNNING! A moast byootifool pikshur.
teh commentz was funnee, hardli an, an nowun voteded awn dem……oh mi, how teh tymez hab changeded…….
kan u imajin a lolpic wiff onli 19 commentz ?????
ai dint fink so…..
and even moar stranj, nawt wun ov these peepl r stil heer. Unless, purrhaps, they r using diffreunt naymes.
ai did leaf bak to see moar of the erlee wuns. Oh – teh “you ated mai cookie?” kitteh. We’d reelee bee bizzy with the CCC fur that wun!
HA! Janet jus dis mornin lef U a repli ways bac on “!”. Frum Novemembr! Funnee hows tings werk owt. Not feel too stoopy mentioninin it naow.
taht kitteh waz teh cyuootest…an member teh kitteh (she waz loawng haireded syameese type) hoo waz sittin dwon and clutchin a fether in her pawz, an capshun waz
“I has a fether” foooo, dered be sum seriousus hed splorting wif dat wun too…..
Oh – hai, O thisncat!!! Ai just went bak – ai bet we getz lotz ov answerz to qweschuns we has furgetted taht we asked!
Well – ai guess u cud hardlee bee a Meeshigun fan!!!!!!!!! Meeshigun iz akshulee teh awnlee wun ai pay ene attenshun to – and taht nawt so much! 8 ov yoo. Wow! And stranjlee – taht OHIO stuff – ai din’t know taht when ai asked yoo the qweschun – but in the meenwile, ai has furgotten wai, sumwun explayned it too mee!
But wee can still be frenz, yes? And, since yoo menshuned it – whar has yoo scattered to? Yoo know, ai think ai am violayting sum kind ov protocol, heer – but ai alwaiz want to know moar abawt teh peeple ai liek.
wut u meen?
hoo iz phyllolis dilloler?
Iz nu altrnativ nrg sors. If we can get teh statik lectrisiti frm kittehs, we can has solushn to teh globl wurming
Dere b a epeesod ov Chip-N-Dale Rescoo Raynjurz were teh bad gai akshoolee kittehnap kittehs n bilded himz a masheen 2 git teh statik lektricitee frum teh kittehs n yoos teh sors 4 sumting evil. Ai 4getz wut it wuz.
ooooh dat duz it….lazers charging….gettin red hot…PEW straight ahead, and PEW to yer rite!
Mah vet tek washded mah fur, an ah kant doo a ting wit it!
O hai, paws. A bit OT heer. Just want to tahnk yoo fur teh marvelous partee awn Friday.
And – what iz a full kaylee and a sein dubh. Ai’m glad u haz them, but ai am curious waht eggsactlee it is yoo has. Teh best ai fownd fur “dubh” wuz a Scottish king in the 900s. Nawt reelee enlitening!
No use googling these things. Ai tried – and got YOO saying them awn Friday!
LOLROFHHS!
A ceileigh (which I can’t spell either) is a party. There are a number of forms, mostly involving Scottish dancing and/or folk music and/or poetry recitation.
Sein dubh is Gaelic for “black knife”. It’s a small (large penknife size) dagger worn in the hose (sock) when wearing a kilt as formal wear.
If you want spelling corrections, try a web search for Gaelic, and use google.co.uk, with UK sites only set.
Well – taht cleers TAHT up. LOL indeed!
Next question, if you don’t mind. Do you actually get to go to that kind of partee? Seems like it would be an awfully lot of fun. Do you do the poetry recitation? (I tried once to get my family to do it – wuz nawt a grate sucess!)
And finallly -(if this is too personal, of course you don’t have to answer) – you said a while back that you were a scientist. I was (ai’m finding it hard to rite in playne English) just curious what kind of scientist you are. You seemed to know rather a lot about birds. . .
hi Janet, did u eber read ani books by teh ladi hoo rote “please dont eat the daisys”
their fambly had wwekly peotry recitashunz,….. apparently u hab to keep atz it…..an eb entualli teh kidz did get into it…….
I can do, and would be well advised to do the poetry if I did, since the only way I can carry a tune is if you put handles on it (or put it in a bukkit).
Science-wise, I’m sort of inter-diciplinary, but mostly on physical science and chemistry, rather than bio-sciences. Bird watching is a hobby.
mi ex an ai wentz to a ceileigh in Inverness awn r honneymoon (he spent teh wedding nite ina baffrum wiff sebere constipashun…….shulda been a cloo)
but teh ceileigh waz teh mostest fun, aat wun poynt der waz 10 piperz an 10 drummerz awn stage, an indoorz taht’z a LAWT OF NOYSE !!! wel nawt noyse music…LOUD music…ai lobbed eberi secund of it…..
an dey maed awl sortz ob snide remarkz about teh “Sachenach” (peeplez frum teenytiny Ingerlan) an teh “lowlan Scots” waz funnee to heer…….
it waz teh 10th annibersari of teh “Edencourt Theater” aniwun frum Scotland der taht nite too????
yu want a lawt uv noise?
put about 15 members of a marching band in a small restaurant.
TAHT ees a lawt uv noyse!
gascat ! ha ai catched up to u at last !!!!!
heer ai gotz teh links fer u…..
ai forgeted whiches waz whiches, so wun is the New Zealand Army Marching Band an teh odder iz teh Top Secret Drum Corp frum Basal Switzerland….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRTaDX2fOqc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7k6VYGtm8g&feature=related
ai fink dey r remakable…….tell me what u fink
ai guess yu keeps missing me.
Ai has seen dem an been amazeded.
tank yu berry mush fur finding those.
i wen to wun o doze on a teenietinie eyelan off teh kowst o kownty cork in teh ireland wun tiem. wuz tiny litl playz n ebrywun in teh town wuz dere. Sum music, sum danzin, sum powetry–a litl ol ldy recited a w.b. yeats poem, if i membr ryt. i thot wuz grate fun, but i fink rest of teh kidz i wuz wif not proprlee apreshiayt it.
Yes, and TAHT is wai we ar awl heer, enjoying eech otters companee. We reelee liek taht kind ov thing.
Ai wish ai cud go to wun. Maybe sumdai. Air reelee shud nawt complayn – ai has seen and dun so mutch. Three tiems to teh Taj Mahal . . .etc. ai just wantz it AWL!!!!
*sigh*
JCH4K free tymez to teh Taj Majal !!!! but taht’z in India! awl awn same trip??
ah well ai hab been to teenytiny Ingerland 6 tymes an Scawtland 3 tymes,,,,,, ai lik to go to where dey speek teh saem languaj……sort of…….wood u lik a biskit? or go to a boot sale?? or go dwon to teh locul chemist for ur medicin?
but mostest of awl….. dont fergetz to luk the rite way fore u step ouwt into traffik, cood be bery painful odderwize…..
reeely want to go bak der agin fore ai shufflez of ob dis mortal coil
No, ai has been to India fiev tiems. Ai reelee luvs India. India is breftakeinglee byootiful. We stayed in menee interesting places – sum palaces. In wun palace, mai sister and ai had teh best room ov awl – liddle suite, wif verree awld marble floors. awld marble iz amaizinglee sawft fur teh feet.
Ai has been to teenietinee Ingerland menee times – akshully, Londun menee tiems. Ingerland awnlee twice, teensiest Wales wunz, teenetinyer Ireland wunz and Scawtland awunlee wunz as well. Moar liek Edinborogh, reelee. Flew there, an tehn tuk teh train bak to Ingerland. Saw Scawtland awnlee frum trayne window. Oh, ai guess taht maeks Ingerland three tiems, but last wun wuz just fur a couple ov dais.
oh mi wat a perapatatic pair of feetz u hab !!!
u r an adventurous persun….5 times to India….wheew,,,, just fer fun ? oar did u sumtimes go fer businesses?? (nosi aint ai?)
ok noaw, ai really nawt tring to wun up u, ( horrible fing to do) but taht horrible PLEH ai useded to married to, …..he waz cameraman….an had 57 contries awn hiz passport, ai waz allus impresseded by taht un til he sed wun dai….taht mostest ob teh countries weer the kine wher he wood go to film 4 teh charities… and lowts of “send $$$ for thsi stavbin chile in ….(insert naem ob countri heer)” loawts ob small rikity plains an bad food…….
sum how taht dint sond lik taht muches fun…..
Salleh – ai hoep you’ll be bak fur mai answer. I’ve got to go awt to a meeting in a few minutes – just wanted to let you know I was GOING to say something! And I’ll be bak in a few hours.
An dehy wuz awl rong! A Sassenach R NE1 who R nawt a Skawtish Highlandur, ebin lowland Skawts leik me.
As fur teh full Pype Band; hou manee daiz wuz it B4 U stawpd heering dehm wenebir it wuz kwiet? I haz had the Wurld Pype Band Champyonship (held owtzide), an still heerd teh pypes 2 dais latur!
Nao, Paws – yoo has piqued mai curiositee even moar. Yoo has “had the Wurld Pype Band Champyonship” – in yur yard? Were yoo in it? Did yoo win it? Shudn’t yoo be wearing eerplugs?
Yoo, too, seem to leed a veree interesting lief!
Ai hav tried veree hard to maek burd watching a hobbee. At the Schlosspark in Ludwigsburg, tehy had a “Valley of the Birds” – with little placards about the birds, with recordings of their songs and the times they sing and where. I used to go there a lot, because initially mai office wuz near there – and it is a veree beyootiful garden. But I never got very good at it. Probably I need to apply myself more. Of coarse I can do the easy birds – robin, red-winged blackbird, pheasant, mourning dove, cardinal, crow, blue jay, nut-thatch, sea gulls, sand-pipers. Well – that got silly very quickly, didn’t it? I was almost going to say something about chicken and ducks and geese and flamingos and storks, but have clearly decided against it.
Do you do your bird watching in an organized way? Like keeping track in a notebook what you saw where and when?
Trees. I have always wanted to be able to do trees. Just like the birds – I go to the big parks (the ones with name cards on their trees) and read the cards and study the tree. I’ve made some slight progress. I’ve never really aspired to bushes.
Tesla’s Cat
wich wun?
(erm, iz “Teh Prestige” joek)
No, the real Nikola Tesla did actual (hair raising) electricity experiments.
o i noes dat. him an Westinghowz maed it so we can has A/C lektrisiteez, rathr den D/C liek Eddyson wuntid.
cats show up a lot in teh Presteej moovy tho, if u nots seen it.
dat movi bugged me n gascat
phun science ok but
dat waz a faraday cage wif jacobs ladders I belifs n haow wud u disapperz in sumfin dat keepz da lectricti OUT?
jus culd nawt suspend da disbelivn on dat movi
n aniwai wudnut sumbudi hab noticeded awl da grabes or ded bodies whenz hez tookz dem awai?
momcat
ya der wuz lotsa plothoels in dat wun. but dey hads Gareth and Gollum and Batman and Wolvie, AND dat cuet chik frum LOLs In Translayshin, wich wuz cool.
…or Marty Feldman’s cat
exophthalmic kitteh sez
my yeyes–let mii show you them
If I see myself in mirror, I’ll friten me!
Plz 2 Use Driar Sheet Necks Time
I hatez dat spinzcycle
Noocleer fizziks kitteh is pretty noo, not too cleer, verry fizzy.
I can has condishunr? Mai har haz teh frizz.
shampoo iz better–I go on furst and kleen teh hare.
No Konditioner iz better—I leaf da hair silky an smooth.
*both bottles fight*
dig mah mad emperer palpitine skillz wit dis statik…
nao…yung skah-wocker…u wil di!!!!!!11111
I rubz kitteh wif balon and stiks to ceeling.
But I cant getz hrr down. hep!!1!
ceeling kittehs neber kumes down.
Liddill Floof Kitteh
haz stattikk lekktrissitee.
Wantz sumwun 2 Zap!
Floof nawtz goez away
ennee tyme sune. Mebbee leepz
in Preittee Wun’s lap?
Stooppee ballune stukkz
awk ceeleeng. Floof Kitteh waytz
for itz 2 fawllz down
Jack.
noe stattikk leggstrisskitteh
mehbe nukyoolar kitteh?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/kitty-has-reached-critical-mass/
Dont lemme try tu grab de door… zing…
LOL! The look on its face is priceless. Im saving this one.
ol