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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

Dontcha know: kittehs has the bility to makes dere bones disapp… desoop… go way. I tink dis kitteh haz dun dat. Doan wurry. Kitteh cans bring dem back netyme.

kittehlurve

I bet it’s handee wen tehy plai kitteh-twister.

 
lovcharliecat

mom!!…..mom!!….mom!!!
WHAT??
lookit wat I ken do!!

 
 
Centurey

Srsly? I hope ketteh does it soon!

 
 
Eleanor

I can has chiropractor?

revsharkie

or mabe a botl o Skele-Gro?

 
elfinugget

kyroprakturz awl ovur iz noetiss da alarmy trend ov malfunkshind kitiz. Pliz be on teh lukowt foar warny sinez ov kiti malfunkshin. If yu notiss ur kiti in teh oddizt postyur evar, den plix to taek piktor, send rite awae. Tiem iz ov teh essinss.

 
tokyorose

which is different from an osteopath, cuz of the spelling

 
 
kitkay

Oh, precious behbeh kitteh, you hav teh best kind of spyine–teh slinky spine!!

 
 
mary O'Spockn

receipt- ware did i put it??????????

mary O'Spockn

is dere a speshul danz for tie for nawt secund? to da tune uf Tea fur too?

Gabe

Tink we should do limbo for dis kitteh.

 
Patrick

Hao bout CockTAILS 4 2?

gascat

as lawng as we do teh spike jones version!

 
 
Ambercat

an if werdpress eet it, heer it is agin, witout teh http, enjoy!

http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q

Po'zPplMa

Oooo tank ewe!!!
i cutrd mii teefs on Spike Jones!!!
Wz mii dada’s favorite ting onna tb
besidez a local kiddie show that was
hila,,,hilar,,, funny as all get out,,,
but i dinna kno that at the time… ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
cratz

HALP! I yam stuk!

Kitteh reelizes too layte dat teh Sydwaze Fasing Tryangle Snake pose iz bettr lefft to teh advanse yoga clases.

 
 
Tribble

U shoed haz gotz de exteded warranti at de tyme uf purchaze!

catalogical humor

I hopes u bought tihs kitteh wit wun of does kredit cards taht extendz teh warrnatee of anything u bai.

kitkay

Me tinks you shud reed teh finely printed print: maybe null and void for anyumules or otder living things…

 
 
 
gascat

naw, naw, ees collapsibubble kitteh, eet folds up to fit een yer bakpak!

Ambercat

is Brompton kitteh? Tihs is rellevunt to mai innerests!

kittehlurve

teh part of Brampton wer teh richee hoomins liev?

 
starling

Nah, isn’t Brompton kitteh. Is Birdy kitteh. Much better fold-away akshun.

Ambercat

birdys luk bedderer too - nawt such sillee toi-taon weels. ami offishul werk byk is a Brompton - is nawt so grate, akchully, prefer mai groen-up byk

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ambercat, yoo ar alwaiz doing sumting interesting. Yur Brompton yoo rides to werk because yoo can fawld it up and taek it with yoo so it wont be stolen?

and yur groen-up byk is fur lawng rides in the countree?

 
Ambercat

Ai has to ryd mai byk fore mai jawb - srsly; its in mai kontract - so werk has to gib me teh byk. Tehy gibs me a Brompton (bedderer re-sayl valoo; can taek it awn buses an trayns wit me; etc) but Ai donut mush lyk it so Ai yushully ryd mai reel byk. Moesly Ai do kwite short trips fore werk - 20-30mins - but wun ob teh skools Ai werk wit is a 20myl rown trip form mai haos; taht wun taek a bit lawnger tahn 20mins to get to! But is verree preety ryd throu teh parks an countreesyd an mai contac tehre is teh verreenysman, so well werf teh effort!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

yoo meen - the munniegudlukingcharming wun? But u rides the bike awl thru the winter, too? Nao, ai do know this is quite pawsible, becuz ai did it awl the tiem wehn ai wuz a student in Salzburg.

Ai akshullee loved it. an is SUCH gud exeercise. Heer in the USovA, we. . .ai guess ai shud say heer in southwest Meeshigun - ai can’t reelee speek fur hole USA. But, frum whut ai has seen, we donut generallee has the lovelee convenient and saife bike path found in Europe - and ai presume teenietinee Ingerland?

Frum mai apartment in Kornwestheim (a liddle town betweent Ludwigsburg and Stuttgart), ai cud ride all the way to downtown Stuttgart (about 6 myls) awn bike paths, crossing awnlee WUN road wif cars awn it. Ai miss it a lot.

 
Po'zPplMa

JCH4K’s… I can speek mor R les 4 da Nor’west…
meny places I been hear, r not 2 byk frienly….
I road mi son’s 1 spd,, Mt byk 4 2 yrs onna road that had
nothing onna sydez but ditches,,, an it got 2 dangres to keep goin….
So sad i wz,,,cuz i lubs the ridin ob da byks….

Crz here dunnut leik the 2 wheeld ryders,,, with no varoom soundz
comin outta dem it seemz…. bery not gud akshuly… :(

 
Ambercat

Teh verreenysman is awlso happileemarridman, nawt mai munnygudluksancharm man - verreenysman is teecher so defnitly no munny!

Yup, Ai ryds mai byk awl yeer roun an wher Ai livs has teh bykpaths awn pavements an craws cuntry, awai form teh rodes. Is verree gud, akchully.

Ai meets mennee groen-ups hoo sai Ai yuse to ryd mai byk but…An Ai wuz wun ob tehm, til Ai got tihs job, neerly a yeer ago. Tehn Ai HAD to sykul an nao Ai dunno wy Ai eber stawped! Eef yu wont to ryd yur byk, praktiss awn teh kwyet rodes tehn go owt wit an ekspeeriensed, groen-up syklist (nawt wun ob yur kids hoo dunno wot feer oar rode-sens R!) an sykul wit tehm a fyu tyms, til yu feel moer confimadent.

Las week Ai sykulled daon Euston Road; form Kings Crawss stayshun to Paddington Stayshun, rite in teh middul on Lahndahn, in teh rushower - it wuz rilly cool!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Thanks Ambercat and Po’sPplMa - isn’t it fun talking abawty sykling? Amber, u has inspired mee to just get out an do it. Ai havn’t nao in over ten years and ai reelee miss it.

Purrhaps ai will survive heer if ai am veree careful! Ai certanlee know whut feer is - an ai has rode-sens, ai think! But oh, hao ai longs fur those lovelee bike paths.

An think hao mutch we cud awl do fur global warming if menee moar peepl wud sycle insted ov driving. Purrhaps yoo, Amber, wil also inspire menee otters to do as yoo are dong.

 
Ambercat

Noe need to tank me Ma’am; Ai’s jus doin mah jawb!

Tehre mebbee moer sykulpaths (an fyuwer sykOpaths!) tahn yu tink - in mai toun tehre is gud sykul paths but noewun noes tehy’re tehre! An, cos tehy is awai form teh rode, teh cardryvers donut noe tehre is an oll tur native to dryvin.

Go fore it, JCH4K! Go, gurl, go!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Saix

collaspsibbule kitteh be purchusd in 5 ezy paymentses

 
 
 
AngelKisses

well dat bakflip didnt wurk owt right :(

mary O'Spockn

den da kitteh looks round, regains dignutty, and sez
“i ment to doo dat”

 
 
leaf

I kin mek a circle, i kin do its, i no it

 
Tribble

Mom kitteh sayz:
Eye ben ober bacwardz fur u kittenz an du u preciate eet? Nebber!

 
Tribble

Wach owt fur da las step, eetz a doozi!

gascat

ooohhhhh ai shud kno dat wun!

lemme think lemme think. . . .

nope, gawt nuthin.

i can has help?

Maus

Bugs Bunneh, I tink. Not shure wich picshure. Google was no help.

Maus

*PlainSpeak Mode*
Sorry: It’s Daffy Duck. Still trying to find the title of the cartoon. Damn, you’ve got me hooked now.

Maus

Ah HA!! I was right the first time. It’s the Bugs Bunny flick “Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk”. The Giant says “Duh, watch out for that foist step; it’s a loo-loo!” after the beanstalk is cut down.

 
D Marie

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/17/turn-gravity-down-pls/

You know you’re in trouble when you go looking for a reference, and one of the answers is a comment on another ICHC pic. I couldn’t find it either.

I think the original source, though, comes from a reference to the Deusenburg automobile.

salleh

now taht’z obscure!!!!!

 
Maus

Yes: “Doozy” is the nickname for a Deusenburg automobile (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duesenberg). Tribble’s original reference is from the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Both a little obscure to many folks.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes - u reelee are in trubble when you duz that! Ai wuz training to luk up a cupple ov things that paws4thot said. The full kaylee, teh sein dubh, and the LOLROFHHS. It’s the “hhs” a donut know, bt ai feel a liddle silleeh asking.

But awl ai got wuz the ICHC comments where he sayed it in teh first place! Tehn ai wuz LOLROF ing, but ai’m nawt sure ai wuz doing teh HHS!

 
 
 
 
 
 
KC

Wit da spice me folds da space

 
catalogical humor

kitteh, you better lay offa da funky catnip

 
 
 
gascat

whut!! haow did yu do taht!!

The Crapture

I did teh kawpee and paest comand from teh bablol fish