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I can has spine?
Dontcha know: kittehs has the bility to makes dere bones disapp… desoop… go way. I tink dis kitteh haz dun dat. Doan wurry. Kitteh cans bring dem back netyme.
I bet it’s handee wen tehy plai kitteh-twister.
mom!!…..mom!!….mom!!!
WHAT??
lookit wat I ken do!!
look mom—no thumbs!!
Srsly? I hope ketteh does it soon!
I can has chiropractor?
or mabe a botl o Skele-Gro?
w00t
rndm hary potr refurunce!
nerz unight all ovur werld!
kyroprakturz awl ovur iz noetiss da alarmy trend ov malfunkshind kitiz. Pliz be on teh lukowt foar warny sinez ov kiti malfunkshin. If yu notiss ur kiti in teh oddizt postyur evar, den plix to taek piktor, send rite awae. Tiem iz ov teh essinss.
which is different from an osteopath, cuz of the spelling
Oh, precious behbeh kitteh, you hav teh best kind of spyine–teh slinky spine!!
receipt- ware did i put it??????????
is dere a speshul danz for tie for nawt secund? to da tune uf Tea fur too?
Tink we should do limbo for dis kitteh.
Hao bout CockTAILS 4 2?
as lawng as we do teh spike jones version!
dats wut ai ment…
Enjoy!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q
an if werdpress eet it, heer it is agin, witout teh http, enjoy!
http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q
Oooo tank ewe!!!
i cutrd mii teefs on Spike Jones!!!
Wz mii dada’s favorite ting onna tb
besidez a local kiddie show that was
hila,,,hilar,,, funny as all get out,,,
but i dinna kno that at the time…
Kitteh haz mad Yoga Skillz
HALP! I yam stuk!
Kitteh reelizes too layte dat teh Sydwaze Fasing Tryangle Snake pose iz bettr lefft to teh advanse yoga clases.
U shoed haz gotz de exteded warranti at de tyme uf purchaze!
I hopes u bought tihs kitteh wit wun of does kredit cards taht extendz teh warrnatee of anything u bai.
Me tinks you shud reed teh finely printed print: maybe null and void for anyumules or otder living things…
naw, naw, ees collapsibubble kitteh, eet folds up to fit een yer bakpak!
is Brompton kitteh? Tihs is rellevunt to mai innerests!
whut be brompton?
teh part of Brampton wer teh richee hoomins liev?
Nah, isn’t Brompton kitteh. Is Birdy kitteh. Much better fold-away akshun.
birdys luk bedderer too – nawt such sillee toi-taon weels. ami offishul werk byk is a Brompton – is nawt so grate, akchully, prefer mai groen-up byk
Ambercat, yoo ar alwaiz doing sumting interesting. Yur Brompton yoo rides to werk because yoo can fawld it up and taek it with yoo so it wont be stolen?
and yur groen-up byk is fur lawng rides in the countree?
Ai has to ryd mai byk fore mai jawb – srsly; its in mai kontract – so werk has to gib me teh byk. Tehy gibs me a Brompton (bedderer re-sayl valoo; can taek it awn buses an trayns wit me; etc) but Ai donut mush lyk it so Ai yushully ryd mai reel byk. Moesly Ai do kwite short trips fore werk – 20-30mins – but wun ob teh skools Ai werk wit is a 20myl rown trip form mai haos; taht wun taek a bit lawnger tahn 20mins to get to! But is verree preety ryd throu teh parks an countreesyd an mai contac tehre is teh verreenysman, so well werf teh effort!
yoo meen – the munniegudlukingcharming wun? But u rides the bike awl thru the winter, too? Nao, ai do know this is quite pawsible, becuz ai did it awl the tiem wehn ai wuz a student in Salzburg.
Ai akshullee loved it. an is SUCH gud exeercise. Heer in the USovA, we. . .ai guess ai shud say heer in southwest Meeshigun – ai can’t reelee speek fur hole USA. But, frum whut ai has seen, we donut generallee has the lovelee convenient and saife bike path found in Europe – and ai presume teenietinee Ingerland?
Frum mai apartment in Kornwestheim (a liddle town betweent Ludwigsburg and Stuttgart), ai cud ride all the way to downtown Stuttgart (about 6 myls) awn bike paths, crossing awnlee WUN road wif cars awn it. Ai miss it a lot.
JCH4K’s… I can speek mor R les 4 da Nor’west…
meny places I been hear, r not 2 byk frienly….
I road mi son’s 1 spd,, Mt byk 4 2 yrs onna road that had
nothing onna sydez but ditches,,, an it got 2 dangres to keep goin….
So sad i wz,,,cuz i lubs the ridin ob da byks….
Crz here dunnut leik the 2 wheeld ryders,,, with no varoom soundz
comin outta dem it seemz…. bery not gud akshuly…
Teh verreenysman is awlso happileemarridman, nawt mai munnygudluksancharm man – verreenysman is teecher so defnitly no munny!
Yup, Ai ryds mai byk awl yeer roun an wher Ai livs has teh bykpaths awn pavements an craws cuntry, awai form teh rodes. Is verree gud, akchully.
Ai meets mennee groen-ups hoo sai Ai yuse to ryd mai byk but…An Ai wuz wun ob tehm, til Ai got tihs job, neerly a yeer ago. Tehn Ai HAD to sykul an nao Ai dunno wy Ai eber stawped! Eef yu wont to ryd yur byk, praktiss awn teh kwyet rodes tehn go owt wit an ekspeeriensed, groen-up syklist (nawt wun ob yur kids hoo dunno wot feer oar rode-sens R!) an sykul wit tehm a fyu tyms, til yu feel moer confimadent.
Las week Ai sykulled daon Euston Road; form Kings Crawss stayshun to Paddington Stayshun, rite in teh middul on Lahndahn, in teh rushower – it wuz rilly cool!!
Thanks Ambercat and Po’sPplMa – isn’t it fun talking abawty sykling? Amber, u has inspired mee to just get out an do it. Ai havn’t nao in over ten years and ai reelee miss it.
Purrhaps ai will survive heer if ai am veree careful! Ai certanlee know whut feer is – an ai has rode-sens, ai think! But oh, hao ai longs fur those lovelee bike paths.
An think hao mutch we cud awl do fur global warming if menee moar peepl wud sycle insted ov driving. Purrhaps yoo, Amber, wil also inspire menee otters to do as yoo are dong.
Noe need to tank me Ma’am; Ai’s jus doin mah jawb!
Tehre mebbee moer sykulpaths (an fyuwer sykOpaths!) tahn yu tink – in mai toun tehre is gud sykul paths but noewun noes tehy’re tehre! An, cos tehy is awai form teh rode, teh cardryvers donut noe tehre is an oll tur native to dryvin.
Go fore it, JCH4K! Go, gurl, go!!!
http://www.bromptonbicycle.co.uk/
is a folding bike.
tank yu
lol
collaspsibbule kitteh be purchusd in 5 ezy paymentses
Invisible Maze!
well dat bakflip didnt wurk owt right
den da kitteh looks round, regains dignutty, and sez
“i ment to doo dat”
I kin mek a circle, i kin do its, i no it
Mom kitteh sayz:
Eye ben ober bacwardz fur u kittenz an du u preciate eet? Nebber!
Wach owt fur da las step, eetz a doozi!
ooohhhhh ai shud kno dat wun!
lemme think lemme think. . . .
nope, gawt nuthin.
i can has help?
Bugs Bunneh, I tink. Not shure wich picshure. Google was no help.
*PlainSpeak Mode*
Sorry: It’s Daffy Duck. Still trying to find the title of the cartoon. Damn, you’ve got me hooked now.
Ah HA!! I was right the first time. It’s the Bugs Bunny flick “Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk”. The Giant says “Duh, watch out for that foist step; it’s a loo-loo!” after the beanstalk is cut down.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/17/turn-gravity-down-pls/
You know you’re in trouble when you go looking for a reference, and one of the answers is a comment on another ICHC pic. I couldn’t find it either.
I think the original source, though, comes from a reference to the Deusenburg automobile.
now taht’z obscure!!!!!
Yes: “Doozy” is the nickname for a Deusenburg automobile (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duesenberg). Tribble’s original reference is from the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Both a little obscure to many folks.
Yes – u reelee are in trubble when you duz that! Ai wuz training to luk up a cupple ov things that paws4thot said. The full kaylee, teh sein dubh, and the LOLROFHHS. It’s the “hhs” a donut know, bt ai feel a liddle silleeh asking.
But awl ai got wuz the ICHC comments where he sayed it in teh first place! Tehn ai wuz LOLROF ing, but ai’m nawt sure ai wuz doing teh HHS!
Wit da spice me folds da space
oar at leest mai bak.
kitteh, you better lay offa da funky catnip
Kitteh Oragami
折られた猫
(folded kitteh))
whut!! haow did yu do taht!!
I did teh kawpee and paest comand from teh bablol fish
Ov corse, ifn ur stoopy liek me, yu translayt from Chinee to Ingerlish. Tehn it sez “Discount to be your cat”. WTF?
*Human Speak*
What amazes me is that Simplfied Chinese and Kanjii (Japanese) share meaningful characters. Sorta cool, actually.
teh kanji am basikully derievd frum the simplified Chineez, hentss teh simularateez
meenwiel, i neerly lol’d mahself haff to deth @ “discount to be your cat”
Tehre hazta be a joke in tehre sumwear… but I canna tink uv wun rite nao.
dis count vantz to be ur kat
(kuz dis count vants ur bloooods)
Dere r no discownt kittehs!
“Free to gud hoam” = most ironik staetment in pet ownurship
Kitteh not borked–jus exchanging glances wif teh lolfalcon a couple pics back dere.
Lol out LOUD (as USA’s Monk karacter wuld say), thats wut I wuz thinkin!
*I ment to say falolcon. Sry.*
Scuze me, I did buys Applecare, rite? Kthxluvubai.
Ikea kitteh – yur doin it rong!
wuz tehre a cupla extree parts when yu wuz dun?
yeah, tahts usuly a bad sign.
An nao Ys lawst teh stoopy allenkee tingy!
we takes it back and let Ikea sell in “as is” sexion
The new boneless cat
proves to be unpopular.
Kinda creepy, too.
U bben lettin Profezzor Lockedheart practize de healin majic on u?
Now uze haz tu go c Madam Pomphree fur de Skelegrow.
Skelegro…DO NOT WANT!!!!!11!!!!!elebentyone!!!!
ya but
boneless cat
makes a grate
area rug
De getz awl upsetted wen u triez tu vacumen dem.
I’ll fix him with tape and keep him forever. He won’t be wasted!
“Duct Tape fickses eberygthing.
Still I cant help but wince at the
imagine of the later conflict
between tape and floof!
Is practising mah flore routinez fur the next Lolympics!
Well I’v herd uv boneless chikin
Dey crossed wid jelly fish.
Kitteh’s act goin’ solo after circk-dee-solay tour
http://www.happylolday.com
Lockhart be praktising Brachium Immendo agin?
Woah Starling, wii said almos da sayme ting at de sayme tyme!
Izznt id aways de wai? Stoopy ting brakes dai after warrantee espires, an u gotta pai for spensive repears!
N it alwais b teh part dat not b in stok. Den u wayts n wayts til part finly comez in n it costs 2 manee cheezburgerz but u has 2 has it so u sez “I can has discownt?” n dey lol at u.
Ai tyrs agin – if werdpress horks up mai furst try, wot it jus eeted, Ai shall be as craws as craws can be! Ai sed:
An teh pimplyfaycedyoof serfing yu (ayj approx 12)ses Yu can has nu wun for less spendy an yu Ai donut wont a nu wun, Ai wont teh oeld wun fixted an nawt has teh Wayst an teh Landfeel an teh Bad Gaseseseses an teh Globule Warniks! An teh hoel shawp is lukin at yu funnee.
Or mebbee taht’s jus me…!
Kthxbaihasanysdai
dis b liek my appl compyootr in 2 yrz.
iz it streeechy???
OT hey ebberywun ! ai iz gowin to luk at a coupl ob plaisez to lib in…….maybe ai wont be homeleses animoar soon !!!
wishes me luk OK???? be bak ina while……..
ai wishes yu luk salleh!!
may yu find teh most perfectest home ebber!
O Salleh – ai am wishing yoo so mutch luk. Yoo wudn’t beleeve hao mutch ai werries abowt yoo.
Ai hoeps it has for warls an a roof – enneefink moer is a bonus! Mostly Ai hoeps it is in yur prys raynj an yu can maek it a hoem. Fingehs an toesies crawsed fore yu!
Hi Salleh,
has taken me all dai to reed to this poynt (donut have puter on weekends). praying wif all my heart (and jj an tucker 2) that you fynds the bestest place and you can have kittehs libs wif u.
gud luk on the howse hunt
Richard Simmons kittah wantz u movain ur arze
i take broke kitteh over no kitteh at awl
Sertifyd pre-ownd kitteh may has sum slyt d-fex. But hims stil gud.
Kitteh mai b floofee n bork-bork-borked but it b stil gud. Yeh…stil gud.
Teh purr still werk jus fyn!
wau! das awl ah needz 2 heer. i can haz wan plz?
brokeback kitten can’t quit you
vetranaree fynal xzam –
* assembul kitteh blynfolded unda 2 min
…uh kan i has readbul fyrst? i wuz up layt n..
BEEGN!
..k..uh..tayl..azz..hyndlegs..uuuhhh..”The Angry Hermit Melts French CHEeze..” wuts da rest? uhh..midsection…day sayd it wuz gonna be frog!..
30 secons!
..dammit..dammit..dammit
TYME! KITTEHS DOAN! Blynfols off!
…ah hel..
FAIL! funneh but FAIL!
yeah it was sumfin like that.
Olga Korbut kitteh pracktisez foar return tu publick lief.
Dubbel jointid. Let me show you it.
I is Chinese akrowbat. I can has monies?
Banditt Kitteh nawtz
broked! Himz juss habz an itch dat’z
verreh hardz 2 scratch
Carpettz iz soopeurb
4 fynding and reeleeveeng
inconveenyent itch
Twist here. Flexx dary… Ahhhhh!
Kitteh allwayz knozed dat t3h
carpettz habz funkshun
Jack.
U put ur hole self in
U put ur hole self awt
U put ur hole self in
N u shak et all abawt.
Du teh hokey pokey
N u turn urself aroun
Dats waht ets awl abawt.
UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Uh oe… plz to reset kitteh, kthx
o.k D.R-
butz wer da reset buttun on da kitteh?
‘n whenz iz resetz kitteh, willez it hork upz da terms paper itz jus ated?
momcat
hahahaha
NOOOO DAT BE TEH THIRD KITTEH DIS WEEK
I iz sure I got da 3 year warranty
kontorshonizt kitteh is . . . kontortd
oh hai, oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh john mayer
Kitteh FLECKSAHBUL. o.o;