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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I can has spine?
Dontcha know: kittehs has the bility to makes dere bones disapp… desoop… go way. I tink dis kitteh haz dun dat. Doan wurry. Kitteh cans bring dem back netyme.
I bet it’s handee wen tehy plai kitteh-twister.
mom!!…..mom!!….mom!!!
WHAT??
lookit wat I ken do!!
look mom—no thumbs!!
Srsly? I hope ketteh does it soon!
I can has chiropractor?
or mabe a botl o Skele-Gro?
kyroprakturz awl ovur iz noetiss da alarmy trend ov malfunkshind kitiz. Pliz be on teh lukowt foar warny sinez ov kiti malfunkshin. If yu notiss ur kiti in teh oddizt postyur evar, den plix to taek piktor, send rite awae. Tiem iz ov teh essinss.
which is different from an osteopath, cuz of the spelling
Oh, precious behbeh kitteh, you hav teh best kind of spyine–teh slinky spine!!
receipt- ware did i put it??????????
is dere a speshul danz for tie for nawt secund? to da tune uf Tea fur too?
Tink we should do limbo for dis kitteh.
Hao bout CockTAILS 4 2?
as lawng as we do teh spike jones version!
dats wut ai ment…
Enjoy!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q
an if werdpress eet it, heer it is agin, witout teh http, enjoy!
http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q
Oooo tank ewe!!!
i cutrd mii teefs on Spike Jones!!!
Wz mii dada’s favorite ting onna tb
besidez a local kiddie show that was
hila,,,hilar,,, funny as all get out,,,
but i dinna kno that at the time…
Kitteh haz mad Yoga Skillz
HALP! I yam stuk!
Kitteh reelizes too layte dat teh Sydwaze Fasing Tryangle Snake pose iz bettr lefft to teh advanse yoga clases.
U shoed haz gotz de exteded warranti at de tyme uf purchaze!
I hopes u bought tihs kitteh wit wun of does kredit cards taht extendz teh warrnatee of anything u bai.
Me tinks you shud reed teh finely printed print: maybe null and void for anyumules or otder living things…
naw, naw, ees collapsibubble kitteh, eet folds up to fit een yer bakpak!
is Brompton kitteh? Tihs is rellevunt to mai innerests!
whut be brompton?
teh part of Brampton wer teh richee hoomins liev?
Nah, isn’t Brompton kitteh. Is Birdy kitteh. Much better fold-away akshun.
birdys luk bedderer too - nawt such sillee toi-taon weels. ami offishul werk byk is a Brompton - is nawt so grate, akchully, prefer mai groen-up byk
Ambercat, yoo ar alwaiz doing sumting interesting. Yur Brompton yoo rides to werk because yoo can fawld it up and taek it with yoo so it wont be stolen?
and yur groen-up byk is fur lawng rides in the countree?
Ai has to ryd mai byk fore mai jawb - srsly; its in mai kontract - so werk has to gib me teh byk. Tehy gibs me a Brompton (bedderer re-sayl valoo; can taek it awn buses an trayns wit me; etc) but Ai donut mush lyk it so Ai yushully ryd mai reel byk. Moesly Ai do kwite short trips fore werk - 20-30mins - but wun ob teh skools Ai werk wit is a 20myl rown trip form mai haos; taht wun taek a bit lawnger tahn 20mins to get to! But is verree preety ryd throu teh parks an countreesyd an mai contac tehre is teh verreenysman, so well werf teh effort!
yoo meen - the munniegudlukingcharming wun? But u rides the bike awl thru the winter, too? Nao, ai do know this is quite pawsible, becuz ai did it awl the tiem wehn ai wuz a student in Salzburg.
Ai akshullee loved it. an is SUCH gud exeercise. Heer in the USovA, we. . .ai guess ai shud say heer in southwest Meeshigun - ai can’t reelee speek fur hole USA. But, frum whut ai has seen, we donut generallee has the lovelee convenient and saife bike path found in Europe - and ai presume teenietinee Ingerland?
Frum mai apartment in Kornwestheim (a liddle town betweent Ludwigsburg and Stuttgart), ai cud ride all the way to downtown Stuttgart (about 6 myls) awn bike paths, crossing awnlee WUN road wif cars awn it. Ai miss it a lot.
JCH4K’s… I can speek mor R les 4 da Nor’west…
meny places I been hear, r not 2 byk frienly….
I road mi son’s 1 spd,, Mt byk 4 2 yrs onna road that had
nothing onna sydez but ditches,,, an it got 2 dangres to keep goin….
So sad i wz,,,cuz i lubs the ridin ob da byks….
Crz here dunnut leik the 2 wheeld ryders,,, with no varoom soundz
comin outta dem it seemz…. bery not gud akshuly…
Teh verreenysman is awlso happileemarridman, nawt mai munnygudluksancharm man - verreenysman is teecher so defnitly no munny!
Yup, Ai ryds mai byk awl yeer roun an wher Ai livs has teh bykpaths awn pavements an craws cuntry, awai form teh rodes. Is verree gud, akchully.
Ai meets mennee groen-ups hoo sai Ai yuse to ryd mai byk but…An Ai wuz wun ob tehm, til Ai got tihs job, neerly a yeer ago. Tehn Ai HAD to sykul an nao Ai dunno wy Ai eber stawped! Eef yu wont to ryd yur byk, praktiss awn teh kwyet rodes tehn go owt wit an ekspeeriensed, groen-up syklist (nawt wun ob yur kids hoo dunno wot feer oar rode-sens R!) an sykul wit tehm a fyu tyms, til yu feel moer confimadent.
Las week Ai sykulled daon Euston Road; form Kings Crawss stayshun to Paddington Stayshun, rite in teh middul on Lahndahn, in teh rushower - it wuz rilly cool!!
Thanks Ambercat and Po’sPplMa - isn’t it fun talking abawty sykling? Amber, u has inspired mee to just get out an do it. Ai havn’t nao in over ten years and ai reelee miss it.
Purrhaps ai will survive heer if ai am veree careful! Ai certanlee know whut feer is - an ai has rode-sens, ai think! But oh, hao ai longs fur those lovelee bike paths.
An think hao mutch we cud awl do fur global warming if menee moar peepl wud sycle insted ov driving. Purrhaps yoo, Amber, wil also inspire menee otters to do as yoo are dong.
Noe need to tank me Ma’am; Ai’s jus doin mah jawb!
Tehre mebbee moer sykulpaths (an fyuwer sykOpaths!) tahn yu tink - in mai toun tehre is gud sykul paths but noewun noes tehy’re tehre! An, cos tehy is awai form teh rode, teh cardryvers donut noe tehre is an oll tur native to dryvin.
Go fore it, JCH4K! Go, gurl, go!!!
http://www.bromptonbicycle.co.uk/
is a folding bike.
tank yu
lol
collaspsibbule kitteh be purchusd in 5 ezy paymentses
Invisible Maze!
well dat bakflip didnt wurk owt right
den da kitteh looks round, regains dignutty, and sez
“i ment to doo dat”
I kin mek a circle, i kin do its, i no it
Mom kitteh sayz:
Eye ben ober bacwardz fur u kittenz an du u preciate eet? Nebber!
Wach owt fur da las step, eetz a doozi!
ooohhhhh ai shud kno dat wun!
lemme think lemme think. . . .
nope, gawt nuthin.
i can has help?
Bugs Bunneh, I tink. Not shure wich picshure. Google was no help.
*PlainSpeak Mode*
Sorry: It’s Daffy Duck. Still trying to find the title of the cartoon. Damn, you’ve got me hooked now.
Ah HA!! I was right the first time. It’s the Bugs Bunny flick “Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk”. The Giant says “Duh, watch out for that foist step; it’s a loo-loo!” after the beanstalk is cut down.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/17/turn-gravity-down-pls/
You know you’re in trouble when you go looking for a reference, and one of the answers is a comment on another ICHC pic. I couldn’t find it either.
I think the original source, though, comes from a reference to the Deusenburg automobile.
now taht’z obscure!!!!!
Yes: “Doozy” is the nickname for a Deusenburg automobile (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duesenberg). Tribble’s original reference is from the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Both a little obscure to many folks.
Yes - u reelee are in trubble when you duz that! Ai wuz training to luk up a cupple ov things that paws4thot said. The full kaylee, teh sein dubh, and the LOLROFHHS. It’s the “hhs” a donut know, bt ai feel a liddle silleeh asking.
But awl ai got wuz the ICHC comments where he sayed it in teh first place! Tehn ai wuz LOLROF ing, but ai’m nawt sure ai wuz doing teh HHS!
Wit da spice me folds da space
oar at leest mai bak.
kitteh, you better lay offa da funky catnip
Kitteh Oragami
折られた猫
(folded kitteh))
whut!! haow did yu do taht!!
I did teh kawpee and paest comand from teh bablol fish