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AMISH CAT, plz to stop shouting. Ur sign is teh awsum. Dis kitteh helps you type.
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Is it wrong to comment on this by computer?
Dey sez:
If u dont send the mobniez
they will take off me earz :/
amish don do taht. n tehy don herts lolaminals. tehy collects monnies fur teh dizaster releef werk n stuff by sellin stuff, nawt collecting frum peeples, n tehy don keeps any ob teh monnies fur teh “administration costs” n manshons n fanssee schmanssees. tehy helps lots, tehy goez 2 playsses wer bads happnd n pich in no complaynin, n don aks nuthin fur tehmselfs. tehy can has mai monnies ennydai.
hards 2 call tehm on teh fone tho…
AI aksully uzed to live in area wit lots amish. No phonz or lektrik in HOUSE. Dey had to have lektrik in barn fer modern milk processin’ and health rules. More appliances in barn den youb wuld tink.
Wonner ip deh tak Viza or Paye Palle
ai iz glad dat mi grzandfaver met an fawled madli in lov wiff mi Irishly caffolic grandmuver, cause he waz Amish an gotz “red oawt of meetin ” wen tehy goitz marrieded…….
ai gotz loawtz of sdmirashun for dem, butt ai woodn’t wanna be wun……
butt wun of teh cyuootestest fing ai saw ona trip to Pennislyvanniaz, waz dis lidder Amish boi, clad in hiz blak pantz an green shirtz an hiz blal hat,,,,,rollerbladin dwon teh highwai……
lidder boi iz amish wannabe or enlisch wanna?
They do has phone on dere properties tho. Is only used foar emergiencies.
dont denk so, but sum are enterested in teh whirld outside—wenn wie sold our ranch in MO, I gav an old set ov Britannicas two a cupple of jung guys who rlly wanted it.
yES, dey DO use fone–Lucifer is RITE! mhy comment nested in de rong place; i naut refer to phones here!
Ai memmer wen ai waz in high school menne, menne yeers ago, der were a series of dreedful tornados neer where ai lived in Ohioi, in rural pard of state. De Amish arrived raite away, wid no asking, and put de barns n houses back up. Dey do it berry, berry fazt, en du berry berry gud wurk. Didn ask a ting. Dey juz don laik outsiders to bodder dem mush.
I grew up in an area with lots of Amish people. One of my friends had a minivan and would drive them around to York and Lancaster for shopping, doctor visits, etc. Years later after she had moved out of the the countryside, her son was killed in a hit and run. When the Amish heard about it they went to her house and cleaned it for her. They are such giving people.
Then again there is a local Amish guy known as Swervin’ Mervin. He drives his buggy drunk and lets the horse take the reins. You always know when your behind him because the horse is going all over the road.
Well, I guess that beats drunk-driving a car. I’d much rather have a head-on collision with a horse than a car any day. :3
dey is sum ub teh gudesst peepul in teh wurld, bless dem harts. I lubs teh Amish peepuls.
Dey mayk kwilltz en apull botr en pik – pkl- chow chow en I iz hunigeree naow…
No disrespect to Amish intended, fer sure.
Dey is fine peoples.
Also love dark-faced-fuzzy=head kitteh. Want to snorgle behind ear…
Dat is acshooly kinda phunee. Iz lyk teh “If u don by dis magazyn we shoot dis dawg” on da covur ov Nashenal Lampoon in da “70s. Onlee ment 2 b phunnee. Nawt harmfull.
Wut KamiKatze rote … weigh upppp dere!!
ackshully, we ken sayz ne ting atall – kitteh gotz no puter n will never sees it and be mads wit us
Only if u b amish lolcatz 2
“…If chili on salad is wrong, I don’t want to be right!”
Amish lolkittehs git laybuld in pursun, lyk dis:
http://xkcd.com/262/
Ah seen dis befour. It madez me LOL SOOOO HARD!
dat iz teh funnee…..an ai lov teh kitteh kartunez…..espeshulli teh liddle guyz ina cornah….rollin awn hiz bak an purrin…..
Ah haz big respec 4 teh Amish, koz dehy libz dehyr valyouz.
I triez 2 B Humanist, but R nawt so grate @ it somtymez.
To EliottM,
In answer to your “Is it wrong to comment on this by computer?”
Absolutely not. It’s all in good fun. As long as this is your intent; comment away!!!
Maybe you were only kidding around? I don’t know?
Otherwise, I have been hesitant on other sites to say anything; only because the “cyber world” is so new to me. My questions seems to find no reply. So, I figured that I should respond in kindness to what I saw written.
Have fun with it all!!!
Yours,
kwiknote
amish kitteh is pretteh!
but naut allowed two use Mascera or Make-up–
A natural beauty!
iz maybee loodite lolcat?
That is more appropriate since the Amish do not allow photographic representation of themselves… graven images, y’know.
Perhaps iz Mennonite Kitteh – Not only do Amish not like their photoz taken, but I spies some electric cords in deh background.
Still, iz a beautiful kitteh that any faith would be proud to claim.
amen-absolutilly pretteh pretteh kitteh, I luvs teh blu iis
Wait a minute–I notice an awful lot of electrical cords in the background.
Kitteh is Amish, naut herz peeple.
wurks fur me!
(trulee a purfeck splainin.)
Amish lolcat haz suspicious kords behind him
LOL!
LOL X 2!
HA!
ok, i’m done.
amish kitteh has been kicked out of buggy foar having leather like coat……..
an jaket haz zipers…noe zipers for Amish…dis lolcat fraud!
faux amish … strikes whenz u least expect it
heehee dis be much funnee
faux amish = shamish?
Much win!
Dere iz a ahmeesh mahkit n mah hud, butt eye iz wurreed dat f dey iz shippin dis stuf frum pencilvayneea wit a buggee den it mayt no bee so fresch wen it getz heah. an eye nebber see buggeez, so mebbee itz a shamish mahkit.
Q. Wot goez “clip clop clip clop bang clip clop?
A. A ahmich dryv-bye shootin
Maybe they flys teh goods in from Pencilvania in wood-burning airplains?
lol Ahmush airlinez!
Coal burning trainz?
Horzelezz carriage. Eff de foun de oil, like Jed Clampet, den eet beez naturul ting, sew de cud haz de carz runz off dere oil?
Good day to ye, passengers and be welcomed aboard Amish Airways Flight XVII from Scranton to Intercourse. As the gentle horses guide us to the runway, take a moment to look around thee and locate the nearest wall. In the event of emergency, saws and other woodworking implements will be lowered over the seats of the menfolk who willst craft an exit door while the womenfolk serve shoo-fly pie.
Please note that in the event of a water landing, thy quilted seat cushion canst be employed as a floatation device. Should thou floatest without the aid of one, thou willst be deemed a witch and denied seat upgrade on thy next Amish Airways flight.
We are ready for takeoff now. Please observe that the captain has turned on the “No Shunning” sign.
Enjoy thy flight.
Oh LCB u maids meh laff so hardz. Amish Airways…LOL.
lolcatburgler, u iz SO badz!!!!
LCB….u did it agin…….peeplez awl obber teh libbary r lukin at me funnee……
an iz awl ur falt…..*snoartle*
Berry Funnnie LCB!!!
Butt Amishes donnt speek engerlisch wenn they amonst themselves. Tey speek an old kinda deutsch–my folkses libbed on a ranch in Amish country, an I spoke to some of dem in teh grocery store an such like–at teh time I wuz werkin aun a Master’s degree in deutsch—an I had studied literature from all centuries and time periods, (some haddta be translated into engrisch or modern hoch deutch, cuz it wuz soe old)–an I could understand dem pritty mush when I overherd ‘em, und a amish laydee wuz nyce enuff to tawk wiff mii about teh language. Butt usually tehy will naut speek to “the English” (non-amish) in there lang. eben whin dey noe jerman.
Dey war nice und dey hift my Vater on der Farm–he paid dem der rates–eben die jungones werked. Wen dey werked fur uns, tehy used our moderne Equipment–lawn mowers, tracters, power saws, etc. Mein Vater kept a Telephone in der Barn fur dem, was dey uset offen. Mein Vater hired dem a lot. Usually gut werkers. Wenn mein Vater died, an der Farm went up fur Auction, de Amishes bought it. (Dey dont haben enuff Land fur all da upcomming generations, so dey glad to hab das Ranch.) First Ding dey did war to strip das Haus of wiring and awl da modern appliances. Made mii a liddle sad, but I wish dem und der Families well.
lcb, u quak me up SO hard!
U do stand-up comedee in utter life?
No, but I keep thretening to. One year I’m gonna does it!
amish wanna-be’s?
fauxmish? i can has technowlogee?
JAJEH splain aboves. Kitteh cannot helpz dat fambly no is Amish!
Dat troo. N Amish kitteh furgibs fambily fur nawt bein Amish.
I am looking for a certain pic. It’s a picture of a cat in a hooded sweatshirt. can you help me find it?
Like this one?
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/15/hey-yo-mick/
tihs is nawt lolcat fraud – amish kitteh is on Rumspringa sampellin owr werld!
Iz ok 2 hav lectricty cordz f Amish kitteh iz n barn.
Amish lolcat can has home groan cheezburger?
amish dun like thier fotos takun, itz graven imaj
Teh Feddurel Offis uv Pedantizm repawts dat fotos ahnt reelee graven imajiz, az dey doent rekwire teh applikayshun uv wun mateereeal agaynst anuvver. Fotos ah tekniklee imajes kreeayted bi teh interakshun uv lyte an a fotosensitive kemikal. So iz ok fur amishkitteh to haf foto taykun.
Az yew wur.
Iz the Fedural Offis ob Pedantizm enneewair neer teh Department ob teh Bleedin Obfius, taht SJ runs? An wher is SJ? Nawt seen her heer in ayjes! Hmmm, hoos gawt teh martoony kit and….WHER’S TEH YUNG NEKKD GYE?!
Eye dint no dat SJ wurked fur Teh Depahtmint uv teh Blyndinlee Obfeeus – eye yoosed too wurk ovuh dere too. Yew mae member mee frum sutch campayns az “F yew has a yung chyl an live neer a bizzy motuhwae, done let teh chyl plae on it,” and “Wen warshin’ kittehs, plz to bserf caeh laybull. Warshin kittehs at teh rong tempa…tempr…tew mush hottnis oar coldniss kan cawse discomfit.”
oh Hai, iz reely reely ttooo bad taht dis office iz in teenytiny Ingerlan……cause der iz wun fing ab out me taht maeks me perfact to werk der…….ai iz “master of the Obvious”
an hab been fer miny yeerz…….sigh…..
*iz harder tahn it lukz tho*
sumtymez…….
O hai, Ambercat. Ai wuz hoeping u, being so cloase and awl, mite know whar SJ iz. Is severul daiz at LEEST taht she is nawt heer.
Wee cud awl shaut – SSSSSSJJJJJJAAAAY, WHAR ARRRRRRRREE YOOOOOOoooooo???
Mite wierk.
Ackshulee fotos do rekwyre teh applikayshun uv wun mateereeal agaynst anuvver. Iz jst daht teh applikayshun is dun in teh faktoree, wehn dah kemikalz R putted oan dah fillum substrayt, an nawt wehn U takez dah foto.
Maibee teh Amish R smarter dahn teh Gubbirmynt?
Whut about deegital fotos?
Taekin dehm wood B okey; printen dehm woodnt.
“Maibee teh Amish R smarter dahn teh Gubbirmynt?”
Woodenbee diffeekultt, noaw woodit?
Teh amish kitteh has bout 3 plugs in wall behind it. Amish kitteh be a frod!!!
omg…it’s mai kitteh come back frum Rainbow Bridge!!! luuks justest lieks hurz!!! *wieps tears*
Mebee ur kitteh waz so byootiful n so special, we had to hab anudder won juss liek it on dis side ov teh bridge?
ur rite. hurz wuz mostest purtiest n speshulist kitteh eber. thx 4 teh nyce thot.
Itz ur kitteh sayin hi to you an wantin to giv u a smyle.
Everytimes I finds a penny on teh grown I think itz a wink frum my doggie Penny hoo dyed a few yeers ago. Silly, I gess, but it reemines me uv how much luv we hadd fur eech otter, an mayks me feel gud.
i fink i r going 2 cry. fanks, guyz.
ai has a liddle tear, too. Is a verree sweet idea, Romeow.
N cratz- iz nawt at awl silleh. Darn – nao ai haz a few moar.
Amish kitteh does not approve ICHC it are against her religus beleefs.
Amish cat work hard for dee money.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Iz Menonite Kitteh
I c cords behind
Amish lolcat is shouting so ICHC peeps can hear here all overs da whirled!
It werked!
Kitteh sitz awn Chayr
beehyndz sillee syne. Hewminz
2 cheep 4 ‘pewturr
Syne iz nawt fooleeng
enneewun, Kitteh. Wii knoez
itz pass Urz Nap Tyme
Kittehz summ tymez cumz
bakk, braynfyre. So deyz
canz beez rememburrd
Jack.
Leave it to Jack
brings memories back
iz siller den u, but comforts those
whose who needz it the most
makes funz with the new
n all the ole times too!!
Jack, u teh bestest wun. dat’s rite–teh kittehs awlwayz neerbai, heer n byawnd. *feelz moar bettah*
Computer Illiterate Kittun is computer illiterate.
I sent my reply by carrier pigeon.
Owl post!
Du de haz de Ahmush een Harry Potterz?
Because “Will Work for Food” wuznt cutting it
nebuddy seens muh straw hat?
Finds it kwikly, Amish Cat, or u will be late for teh litterbocks-raising!
Tell Harrison Ford I want muh straw hat back!
Uh oh. Kitteh’s straw hat has gone to same placee as lolrus’ bukkit?
iz dat a “witness” refrunce? srsly? hahahaha
did aniwun ebber see teh TB show….Sledge Hammer???? dey wood do parodies ob awl the copz an mysteriez an stuff like dat…..
wun ob mi faboritez waz wen dey did “Witless” tee hee..
( my PLEH ex husbund…waz hed ob sond awn dat…..but ai did get to meetz Michael Crighton…..he ebenshualli married teh lady leed awn tath sho…….mobie stars….feh, butt Michael Crighton…..naow ur talwking !!!)
MC iz 6’5″ tall ! anne marie martin iz bout 5’2″ hummmm….
Ah mowk yoo wif mah ais kreem kone, Ahmish Kitteh
I lives in teh part of Owhyo wid lots of Amish – weze got teh WalMart that has buggy-parking cuz all teh Amish peeps shop there.
Teh WalMart has menny things geared for teh Amish shopurs, is doing good biznes.
Much betur biznes then the RadioShak geared for teh Amish shopurs.
TEE HEE.
Radio shak fer teh Amish – ROFLMHA!!!!! You iz funee
dis be very primativz but funny
but…. I see wires in the background *suspicious stare*
Wi can has Mennonite chirch here n Chicago. Iz on same blok az lether “guds” stor (f u noe whut ai meen, nudge nudge) n massag therpy skool.
bery nturesting blok. shud b on teh turist site sirkut. plz 2 b sellin straw hatz, lethur guds n massaj oyl. kthxbai
I kno dis place. I think is funnee too.
I tink I knows were dat iz
dis are no amish cat.
amishes produces illegal electricity from kittehz fur. not from this plastic thing which name i has forguten in to which cabl is plugged-in-behindeh-teh-kitteh.
unanimously announced non amish lol[or not?] cat[definitli] ?
WP iz eeteeng mai commintz!
Ai wuz tryin to tell brainfire dat ai have anudder kitteh dat luuks sayme! Heez nayme is Hacker and heer iz his pikshure:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff74/ziploc70/Hackerphoto.jpg
Ai luff kittehs liek dis. Brain, did ur kitteh have teh jorgus blew ais? Mai Hacker iz a blew-ai byooty.
Brainfire, big *hugs* fur u, missing ur byootiful kitteh!
zippycat, mai kitteh hadz teh mostest byootiful blu ais!1! hurz wuz sew sweet n jentul. hurz wud hed-but me 2 getz mai atenshuns. ur Hacker iz much awsum. u b gud 2 himz! thx 4 teh hugz. *hugz zippycat reely tite*
Amish kitteh bleevs in teh sevin sweets n sevin sowers to kompleet teh meeltimes. B shur 2 has lots o kondiments 4 teh cheezburger, pls.
Ai wu awlreddy hunigree, naow hab 2 eet nekkid fud. Do Not Want. 7 sweet/7 sowers en schooflai pai needed.
Amish kitteh’s ragdoll cuzzin n Alabama sez Methodist kittehs get lectric canopeners n warm puters 2 napz on….convert!
-Iz just waytin foar sumwun tew pretend they iz extreemely concerned abaot teh amish so they can cauz dramaz and gets diz funnee pictur censored.-
But until den! Partee, cauz is ohsokyuuute!
An Amish kitteh set out 2 rite,
A sign of sorts; t’was quite a site.
His scrawl wuz messy,
His fur coat dressy,
But whut were those cords off to the rite?
=(^-_-^)=
Teh Edn.
i hafta write cuz U mahkes me speechless…
Pre-lolcatted kitteh is pre-lolcatted.
Puts moar text un dis, an you can has lolrecursion?
i like how theres cords in the back of the amish cat
Amish kittehs growed fumbs to writes!
Faux amish kitteh is gon git in troublez
HILARIOUS
‘Tis a good cat, English.
I think at least some groups of Amish are camera-shy for religious reasons, but in any case Amish LOLCat is still t3h cu73.
I think it will take a long time for me to master the d14l3c7 of this community…
u doin fine, butt u losteded me wif teh numberz……ai got teh “t3h” an “cu73″ butt u leff me behin wiff teh “d14l3c7″ plz to spalin???? kthxbi
nebbah mine….ai gotted it !!!…. (whiskerz….”dialect”) rite ? rite?
Salleh — brava! Ai wuz puzzleded – an nao ai duzzn’t has to ask.
violetblack – yoo know, yoo duzn’t hav to speek it – menee don’t bai choyce. Az lawng as yoo can reeds it yoo will bee just fyne.
LOL Amish Kat — Y U have Electricity if U Amish?
Kitteh is Amish, her hoomans r not. She iz witnessin for da Lawd.
teh one-lolamishcat,
hez a preest.
teh two-lololamishcat,
hez a beest.
an I will bets
a catz pajama
there iznt any
three-lolololamishcat.
=ROFLmeow= htis is teh deth bai teh roflz. is all mos betr den teh deth bai 2 much shoofly pi. can has 6 cheezburgrz.
but I heerded amish has puppeh farms…I is skeerded about dems now..mebbe is a lie??
Yeah there is a puppy mill in Lancaster county somewhere that was shut down a couple years ago I think. Or at least they got busted and seriously fined. It does happen. If I’m remembering correctly it was in Peach Bottom township. Not too far from where I used to live.
so very Amish with the compy chair, leather jacket, and electrical socket in the background.
I had a kitteh just loike that. But people are horribiblezs and the hurt her with golf club and chase her into traffic.
oh, how sad!!
Hey! That’s my cat!
No really.
Clearly my surprised tone here indicates that I did not submit the picture, nor expect to find it here.
But hey! Cool.
yoo shud write to teh Burgers and get propurr foto credit.
And, just fur the record (reelee – this is the record), whut iz yur prittee kitteh’s nayme? And hao did he/she come to yoo? Ene cyoot things he/she duz?
It pleezes us to know moar abaot teh kittehs if pawsibble. Maeks them even moar interesting.
They actually contacted me, which is nice. Not that I was terribly concerned about it.
teh kittez name is “Ghlaghghee,” which is pronounced “fluffy.”
Iz taht teh LOLGaeliek?
I likz da plugz n da bakgroundz….itz awethintik Amish
Yez. Dat thot, I haz it 2. Alzo sinthuh– sinthe– faek fabwik cheer an leddar jagget. Bery verry Amissh indeeed.
LOL
kitteh not amish. kitteh just can has unfortunate run-in with Black Hat.
If I had been drinking milk – it would be coming out of my nose.
(mails comment to amish cat with messenger on horseback)
LMAO! This is just too much!
I don’t get it
in kase yu doan’t kno this, de amish is grup uv pepl whu duznt uze much uv de modrn teknologee fur relegius resonz. Dis amish lolcat write captyun, not tyep it. Then realyse dat piktur goin to go up on Web cite. Oopss.
Then why was there a wall plug in the backround and then some cords.
John S.,
Seemz yo kat hez sikreet lyfe ov hiz awn… Myte wanna chekz ento dat…
Wuhtz yo kat’s nayme?
…Why is amish lolcat on a computer chair with a jacket that appears to have a zipper on it and power or perhaps phone cords coming out of the wall behind him?
Not to be a killjoy or anything
If yooz so Armish, den whatz dem wirez doin’ comin’ outta yor bak?
…And don’t Amish people not take pictures?
Englischer kitteh kumz hoem aftur visitin Amish frend
ai mayded a kommint, but WeerdPress eeted it
Englischer kitteh kumz hoem after visitin Amish frend
I lov cats,i found out this website by my mom,i LOVE this website
Oh good! So do we; stay and play – Mum can come too!
(a bit more than 10yrs old!)
??????? Waht ar we doing heer? LOL!!! ! Ai lukked upthred an gawt AWL confoozled. Tehy were Bak!!! Tony James!! LBreeze! Pittypat! Even LuvBJones!!!
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Ai. . .it wuz MOAST Sir Real!!!
* checks self * pfft! Is ai chopp’d libber agen?
the amish thing doesn’t work real well with the electrical cords in the background.
i can haz manually made caption!