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Emo cat not happy chasing the leeves
teh messy yard bringz meh shame
doan wury, iz prolly al snoewd ovar nao
Snoewd n ic3d ovar nao…. Nao emo kitteh lookz out windoe & iz sad….
oho, i wish.
we’z probly nawt gonna get single flayk.
D:
Mina would not be outside if there was snow, you silly moose.
i can has moose?
Mousse bee gud.
Parfaits bee better.
/donkee
how duz emoz danse for nawt sekunds? dis worthee of a pondur….
emo cat stand wif handz in poketses and nods head in toon with teh myoosik
noes, u goes an’ hiedz in kornr an’ crai. emo kittehs don’t dans
So - fur teh *ahem* celebratoree danse ov joi fur Miz Kitteh, we are gonna stand around in a circle, join handz and bob our heds up and daon sadlee. (But wait - this is TEHO’S danse!) Purrhaps a liddle ackshun.
Whilst sadlee nodding the heds, suppose we do four step grapevine to the left, then two shuffle steps to the rite, tehn repeet til we r dizzy.
Ok? Cud bee fun! (Alshullee, ai expect we will awl fawl daon laffing)
Tahts nawt veree emo.
Well, no. But iz hard to mayntayn teh emo fur lawng.
nots qwiet mai danz…
Becuz teh heds are slowlee, sadlee nodding? Insted of slowlee, sadlee shaking?
Hmmmmmm - yes POPE TEHOI - ai will giv u this wun!
Oh darn. Awl drama fails with misspelled Teho. Hoo is this Pope Tehoi ov whom u speek?
At leest u diddun say Poop Tehoi.
Kathleen - ai has been missing yoo! “Poop Tehoi.” Ai don’t know wai taht is so funneh but ai am sitting heer laffing mai hed off. Luks Hawiaiian sumhao! Oar land ahoi.
Or - insted of “Well, lah dee dah!” Yoo cud say “Well, poop Tehoi.”
i fink mai naem iz becuming sumfing i am nots.
Oh, Teho - pleeze donut bee offended. Ai reelee did nawt meen to rite “Pope Tehoi.” Ai wud hav been mutch happier wif playn “Pope Teho.” Has you fergotten yur “Pope Teho” remark? With this noo thing teh Burgers r doing - sending us bak to mutch erlier related pikshurs.
Ai went - and ov corse is fun to reed the comminz (ai reelee miss Turkeyburger. He/she wuz reelee funnee. And thar you and stend were . . .yur Roman numerals, ai red them.
Oh, and ai wanted to ask yoo. Awn yur site, teh liddle cartoon figure in teh pyooter room. Is taht sort ov whut yoo luk liek? In nawt, it shud bee. It’s hao ai think ov yoo.
emo cat danses slo 2 April Wine’s “You Won’t Dance With Me”:
(in lolspeak
Wen I try to fone,
tehy sai yer nawt at hoam
I donut beeleeve taht it’s twoo
n wen we fool arownd, u allays put me down
Now wut am I spposd 2 do
Wen u wont danse wif me
n u wont holds paws wif me
And tahts nawt teh wai 2 b
Cat yer treetn me badz
I can has happi-pillz?
oar better yet, happi playse?
y r der no sad emu pics on teh cheezburger factory? dat way we’d have emo emu iz emo…
well, mebbe u shood find one n submit it.
yu shuld, ees wunnerful ideer.
O noes! Emu + emo = emeow overload!
Dis teh qwiet, moodee album. So vairy difrunt frum teh rockin las wun!
Emo cat thinks your musik sux.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Aww. Emo cat is a very soft and fluffy-looking tortie girl. Like my kitty, but with more fluff.
Somebody give her a hug, stat!
sofft und floofy iz juzt a ploy too win yer affektions.
Werks ebbery tyme.
Her is needing at least three smoos, too.
dis kitteh looks like my kitteh, Kelly. Her over de bridj nao 4 manee years. Her was berry kewl kitteh. We try to keep he indoors but her nickname houdini
Ai 2 had kitteh lyke dis wun namd Mouche (or rly shee had mee).
Her ovar teh brij fer free yirs nao, but ai stills gets mizty ayes sumtimes, or cawls teh nu kitteh rong naem.
ai has a much awsum liddle tortie…nurmed TURTLE!!! lolz. she looks ecx…eczat… just liek taht wun.
Emocat’z wurld is emtee…
Exsep foar teh bushis, an teh howse, an teh leafs, an teh fud insied teh howse, an teh toyz insied teh howse, an teh hyoominz…
OK, maybe iz nawt so emtee.
nawt so emtee, aktully?
butbutbut lookie dat cubic foot of air! iz MT! mah wrld has MT! mah wrld IZ MT!
owr ceiling cat
hoo art in teh ceiling
nawt in teh art…
emo cat sad cuz he lost his Hunnert Dollah Touwil! Wishes he wuz Morrissey(the cat). I crack me up.
muzik 4 teh emo tymez ov ur lyfe.
teh juxtoe.. justux.. teh diffurense beetween album cover n inside cover mayd me lolz… iz SNAZZY!
Yezz, teh inside art is teh brill-yunt!
Oh, NOOOOOES!! Ai hadn’t luked at the inside ov the albut befoar this. Nao ai am ROFLing. Taht is just TOOOOO funnee!
Ai reelee liek the addishun ov the referunce to eerlier pikshurs. Is a twoferwun treet!
defnitly nommable treet!
Eye workded awl sumer on mye catnip garden, and sumwun dugged eet up. Eet wuz gonna getz mee tru da cold winterie munths. *sigh*
i finks i juz go ober an steel sum of dose nutz frum dat skwerrel–he haz so meny, him naut knead dem awl.
emo cat iz nots in focuz
emo kitteh can has teers in hiz eyes.
noa dis on frunt page indie finch on vote page no likez teh artist anymoar
i canst lib
wif or wifowt u
YOWWWWWOWWWOWOWL,
HYOWWWWWWWOWOWOWWWL
MEOWWWWOWWOWWOWW, RRROW PHHHHT!
wif or wifout u…
emocat owt-Bonoze Bono!
HELLO, HELLO!!
dis is Romeow
callin frum a jakpot tellyfoen…
Eye onlee haz a lettle oranje on mee.
Butz peopulz stil tinkz eym poizen.
Title song: Duke Ellington’s Calico Gown
. . .a penny for a cart to take her out to dine;
a scissor cuts a heart on a valentine;
then a sky-blue bonnet with pink ribbons on it
for the brown skin gal in the calico gown.
I ar on ur lawnz singin teh bluez…
when ur heart be brokenz,
the wurld seemz so empteh,
not even gushie foodz bringz the smilez to mah face…
fallen leevs leev me cressfallen
Your shoez, de bee untyed.
Yah, kitteh luks verree focurst wif teh slite heid-tilt
“Yoos no goan to tye tehm?
Goodee!”
*pownse*
Awl teh leefs R braon
An teh skai is gray
Ai’ve bin fore a wark
awn a winner’s dai
Ai’d be sayfe an worem
eef Ai wuz in Ellay
Cal eef or nya dreemink
Awn such a winner’s dai
oh ai l