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Emo cat not happy chasing the leeves
teh messy yard bringz meh shame
doan wury, iz prolly al snoewd ovar nao
Snoewd n ic3d ovar nao…. Nao emo kitteh lookz out windoe & iz sad….
oho, i wish.
we’z probly nawt gonna get single flayk.
D:
Mina would not be outside if there was snow, you silly moose.
i can has moose?
Mousse bee gud.
Parfaits bee better.
/donkee
Sarah Palin nawt liek Parfait, but like Moose…
how duz emoz danse for nawt sekunds? dis worthee of a pondur….
emo cat stand wif handz in poketses and nods head in toon with teh myoosik
noes, u goes an’ hiedz in kornr an’ crai. emo kittehs don’t dans
So – fur teh *ahem* celebratoree danse ov joi fur Miz Kitteh, we are gonna stand around in a circle, join handz and bob our heds up and daon sadlee. (But wait – this is TEHO’S danse!) Purrhaps a liddle ackshun.
Whilst sadlee nodding the heds, suppose we do four step grapevine to the left, then two shuffle steps to the rite, tehn repeet til we r dizzy.
Ok? Cud bee fun! (Alshullee, ai expect we will awl fawl daon laffing)
Tahts nawt veree emo.
Well, no. But iz hard to mayntayn teh emo fur lawng.
nots qwiet mai danz…
Becuz teh heds are slowlee, sadlee nodding? Insted of slowlee, sadlee shaking?
Hmmmmmm – yes POPE TEHOI – ai will giv u this wun!
Oh darn. Awl drama fails with misspelled Teho. Hoo is this Pope Tehoi ov whom u speek?
At leest u diddun say Poop Tehoi.
Kathleen – ai has been missing yoo! “Poop Tehoi.” Ai don’t know wai taht is so funneh but ai am sitting heer laffing mai hed off. Luks Hawiaiian sumhao! Oar land ahoi.
Or – insted of “Well, lah dee dah!” Yoo cud say “Well, poop Tehoi.”
i fink mai naem iz becuming sumfing i am nots.
Oh, Teho – pleeze donut bee offended. Ai reelee did nawt meen to rite “Pope Tehoi.” Ai wud hav been mutch happier wif playn “Pope Teho.” Has you fergotten yur “Pope Teho” remark? With this noo thing teh Burgers r doing – sending us bak to mutch erlier related pikshurs.
Ai went – and ov corse is fun to reed the comminz (ai reelee miss Turkeyburger. He/she wuz reelee funnee. And thar you and stend were . . .yur Roman numerals, ai red them.
Oh, and ai wanted to ask yoo. Awn yur site, teh liddle cartoon figure in teh pyooter room. Is taht sort ov whut yoo luk liek? In nawt, it shud bee. It’s hao ai think ov yoo.
emo cat danses slo 2 April Wine’s “You Won’t Dance With Me”:
(in lolspeak:)
Wen I try to fone,
tehy sai yer nawt at hoam
I donut beeleeve taht it’s twoo
n wen we fool arownd, u allays put me down
Now wut am I spposd 2 do
Wen u wont danse wif me
n u wont holds paws wif me
And tahts nawt teh wai 2 b
Cat yer treetn me badz
I can has happi-pillz?
oar better yet, happi playse?
y r der no sad emu pics on teh cheezburger factory? dat way we’d have emo emu iz emo…
well, mebbe u shood find one n submit it.
yu shuld, ees wunnerful ideer.
O noes! Emu + emo = emeow overload!
Dis teh qwiet, moodee album. So vairy difrunt frum teh rockin las wun!
Emo cat thinks your musik sux.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Aww. Emo cat is a very soft and fluffy-looking tortie girl. Like my kitty, but with more fluff.
Somebody give her a hug, stat!
sofft und floofy iz juzt a ploy too win yer affektions.
Werks ebbery tyme.
Her is needing at least three smoos, too.
dis kitteh looks like my kitteh, Kelly. Her over de bridj nao 4 manee years. Her was berry kewl kitteh. We try to keep he indoors but her nickname houdini
Ai 2 had kitteh lyke dis wun namd Mouche (or rly shee had mee).
Her ovar teh brij fer free yirs nao, but ai stills gets mizty ayes sumtimes, or cawls teh nu kitteh rong naem.
ai has a much awsum liddle tortie…nurmed TURTLE!!! lolz. she looks ecx…eczat… just liek taht wun.
Emocat’z wurld is emtee…
Exsep foar teh bushis, an teh howse, an teh leafs, an teh fud insied teh howse, an teh toyz insied teh howse, an teh hyoominz…
OK, maybe iz nawt so emtee.
nawt so emtee, aktully?
butbutbut lookie dat cubic foot of air! iz MT! mah wrld has MT! mah wrld IZ MT!
owr ceiling cat
hoo art in teh ceiling
nawt in teh art…
emo cat sad cuz he lost his Hunnert Dollah Touwil! Wishes he wuz Morrissey(the cat). I crack me up.
muzik 4 teh emo tymez ov ur lyfe.
teh juxtoe.. justux.. teh diffurense beetween album cover n inside cover mayd me lolz… iz SNAZZY!
Yezz, teh inside art is teh brill-yunt!
Oh, NOOOOOES!! Ai hadn’t luked at the inside ov the albut befoar this. Nao ai am ROFLing. Taht is just TOOOOO funnee!
Ai reelee liek the addishun ov the referunce to eerlier pikshurs. Is a twoferwun treet!
defnitly nommable treet!
Eye workded awl sumer on mye catnip garden, and sumwun dugged eet up. Eet wuz gonna getz mee tru da cold winterie munths. *sigh*
i finks i juz go ober an steel sum of dose nutz frum dat skwerrel–he haz so meny, him naut knead dem awl.
emo cat iz nots in focuz
emo kitteh can has teers in hiz eyes.
noa dis on frunt page indie finch on vote page no likez teh artist anymoar
i canst lib
wif or wifowt u
YOWWWWWOWWWOWOWL,
HYOWWWWWWWOWOWOWWWL
MEOWWWWOWWOWWOWW, RRROW PHHHHT!
wif or wifout u…
emocat owt-Bonoze Bono!
HELLO, HELLO!!
dis is Romeow
callin frum a jakpot tellyfoen…
Eye onlee haz a lettle oranje on mee.
Butz peopulz stil tinkz eym poizen.
Title song: Duke Ellington’s Calico Gown
. . .a penny for a cart to take her out to dine;
a scissor cuts a heart on a valentine;
then a sky-blue bonnet with pink ribbons on it
for the brown skin gal in the calico gown.
I ar on ur lawnz singin teh bluez…
when ur heart be brokenz,
the wurld seemz so empteh,
not even gushie foodz bringz the smilez to mah face…
fallen leevs leev me cressfallen
Your shoez, de bee untyed.
Yah, kitteh luks verree focurst wif teh slite heid-tilt
“Yoos no goan to tye tehm?
Goodee!”
*pownse*
Awl teh leefs R braon
An teh skai is gray
Ai’ve bin fore a wark
awn a winner’s dai
Ai’d be sayfe an worem
eef Ai wuz in Ellay
Cal eef or nya dreemink
Awn such a winner’s dai
oh ai luvs dat sawng!
but ai nawt kno whut iz called or who iz bai.
California Dreamin’ by The Mamas and The Papas
thank yu berry berry berry much!
the straynge ting aboot mai brayne, is taht I kin no a sawng almoss wurd fer wurd, and hab no ideer aboot the title or artist.
ah’m gettin bedder at et tho.
Singit Gascat!
stawped intu a church.
ai fond alawng teh wai.
got down awn mai kneeses.
an ai began tu pray.
teh preacher lykes teh cowld.
he knos ahm gunna stay.
calefornia dreemin
on such a winturs dai.
did ai get et ryte?
purrrrfick!
How cud dis happen 2 MEEEEEEEE(ow)?!
Emo Cat must ponder meeninglessnessnessness uv lyfe an den go insyd an blawg abowt it. “Mah peepuls duz nawt unnerstan meh… y must teh yooniverse be so cold? Teh empteeness uv ecksistinse ways tares at mah sowl… plus 2nite it’s teh beef-flavr kibbls 4 dinner an teh beefs iz a downtroddin speesheez. I must go nap, er, weep naow…”
Doan no Y
Ain’t no klowdz up inna sky
Klowdy weatherrrrrr……
PS wer iz teh votin cheezeburgz?
deh sorrowz of young werther…
Goethe FTW!!!11!! (Nao, whar else in teh werld wud yoo getz to say taht!)
Yes, emo kitteh sad, but kultured…
Jes, but kin he pronouce teh nayme “Goethe”?
(mos ‘merikins cain’t)
U meens it is nawt Go-eee-theee?
Kitteh is KULTURED!!! Ov corse he can purrnaunce it rite!
NO INDEED!!!! (er ar ju been funny?). Berry hard to ‘splain without speeking/heering it, but hear’s sum hints:
1. Only two syllabulls
2. No “th” sound anyware in die jerman language–’h’ silent–juz say ‘t’
3. last sylable–teh one wiff ‘the’–dont make a long eee sound, moar like ‘a’–short ‘e’ sound–like in Porshe—Porsch-ah (don’t get me started on that!). Goe-tah.
An BTW, “Werther” has silent “h”, too.
3. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANES start “Goethe” wif teh sound “go”–like on in “go to helk”. Or like “Er” (Gertah)–there doin it rong. Round yer lips when you the er sound–it’s an O umlaut–you’ll hafta have a germ. speaker say it and show you, akshully.
Klowdy werther?
Emo Kitteh strykez
senssitibb poze wenz himz wantz
2 beez a rawk starr
Leevez dantz awn the wind.
Swirl andz kylmez. Oanlee 2 beez
trapped bie blaydz ubz grass
Diz iz whut happinz
wenz Hewminz rayk leeves. Muthurr
Naychurz maykz a mess!
Jack.
ICHC maed us some burgrz foar voting, but wurdpress eated them…AGAIN!
is teh rekerring fenomenomnomnomnom (…it hapinz a lawt, u knowze)
wordpus eats commentzes 2 frum tyme to tyme
I wonce met teh emo-est kitteh.
His faic drooped adn it wasn’t pretteh.
He moaned adn he cried,
Adn den he jus’ died,
Bcuz he thought lyfe was so shitteh.
Teh Edn.
Gud wun! Ai lyke dis limrik. (An so lyke sum kittehs ai has nown)
awesume!!!!
Wut is wif all the outta-focuss kitties of late
Like teh 1 wif teh humpinz in background
Or don juan kitteh
Iz ART, silleh.
Liek, impreshunizm.
said larry, flintilly
Hugs needed!
Refill instantly.
…OMG.
MINA.
OMMG.
MY CAT’S A STAR.
…
OH.MY.GAAHH.
*SPAZZ*
DDDD
THAT’S MY KITTY
I TOOK THAT PICTURE YAAAYYYY.
*happydance*
Nihonjin desu ka?
Nope.
I wish, though.
xD
o snap, i supos’d to tlk lyk dis, rite?
I BRAKE DA RULES D:
Aiko – u shud contact the Burgers and claim fortocredit for yur kitteh.
And – whut is your kitteh’s name? And whut wuz he doing when you tuk this pikshure? Ai wud liek to know, pls.
Where do I do that?
Her name is Mina. :3
She was looking down because she doesn’t like the camera flash. I had the bright idea to take photography pictures of her, and when I reviewed over the pictures, this looked VERY MUCH like a classic myspace/emo picture.
xD
Ai’ll trai to find it foar yoo. Awn top, whar it says “incorrect credit or offensive” in grey should werk, but it duzn’t. Ai traid it a few days ago fur sum people hoo sayed it was their kittehs – and mai emails came bak as undelvierable.
D Marie gav me whut she sayed wud werk – but nao – ai must go bak a few days to find it.l
My fursrtest thought was “awww kitty!” Well, only thought.
Climbing Journal: Day 42
The brick wall wins once again. Sometimes it seems I’m making it higher than I used to. Other days, it feels like all my efforts are wasted. Today is one of those days. I wonder at times how long I can continue.
I can’t cut mah wris, has no fumbs.
So ai crai
Teh tears and ai lyner stayn mai fur.
So I crai sum more
Why my hoomin nawt unner stan?
He nawt geetar here o.
he just hurds mai ears.
awh, tats so cwute!
emo cat dusnt dansu rund wehn he goes to showz
Canadia indee emo rok band is from Canadia… Sorry, emo kitteh, no manestreem markiting 4 u.
Whare iz mastir Jandek?
Emo cat… cries in corner
EMO CAT!!!
emo cat make mez sad…..
!!!!!!