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Butt tisz true, un it wuz big az a hefalumper flumperlump
Kongratulashuns 2 U and Karen on UR fotofinnush 4 nawt sekond.
NE thots on waht sort ob dans eidah ob U wood leik?
mundee….need sum theeng 2 get teh blud floweeng.
Aneewun up fer a fast step?
step step step step step step
step step step step step step
step step step step *trip* ow
step step step step step step
step *trip*
Dat’s enuf fer me.
saturdayz too short mundayz too LONG
girlee cat is………girlee
Hallucinating cat…
… believes he is an elefunt
teh bigg dumbo!
Onlee 1 kitteh kan stand on teh hed ob a skrat chin post!
Butt, hows manee can dantz??!
Elebenty.
girlee cat iz muss zurprized 2 C hugez meece
Ai unnerstan kompleetlee.
Show me a spaydur an ai teik up saem basik psishun.
So happee to be sharen teh howse wif two spaydur-nommers, jus one of teh reesons wai kittehs are teh greitests.
ai useded to hab wun ob dose……we’d sai ” Jake, come luk at teh bug !!!” an he wood rase in an EET teh bug…..wun ob hiz faborite gaems
corse we dint hab big nassy dangerus bugz, we dint want himz to hurt hisself…..
Bartee waz so happee once wen he caught a big-big bug! He brout into livee room tu show me an his brudder. He plaied wit it until it almoz wore out, but den id wen under de big hebbee furnishur an didn kome out agin. He was SO disappointees!
thortful pawz. pls chooses a dans 4 us. thx
i hates meeces to peeces
i doant liek meeces peeces neethur, butt mah kitttehz fink i dooz.
i will nevvur ceese to be amayzed at how kittehs ar so gud at being compleetlee grose and adorabuhls at teh saem tyme.
yah, rite?
“dijoo juss lik taht???? EEEEWWWWWaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwif yer pink nosie…”
Nawt so todally adorabuhls wen yoo get HALF A MOWSE in de baff wit yoo.
*gentul plop noyse in middul ov nyse relaxin baff ….*
“HOLY @**@!!”
you neber get owt de baff so fast in yoo lyfe, I promis!!
Wun nite mai mummer woked up becurs of littul skweeking sowns neks to her. Turnt owt kittehs had delibberert bearlie-but-still-alaive mowsie on teh bedsaid taybul.
Mai mummer has mowsie-fowbia. Ai nebber hurd her skreem so lowd.
Ai fink yoor rite sawa, nowt allus todaly doorabul.
My parentals let kitty in one night, not knowing about the mousie in her mouth. She let it loose and chased it over their bed. Oops.
Dese kittehs fink yoo bad hunterz. Kittehs trine to teech yoo hao to hunt mowsies. Dat’s why dey brings ‘em to yoo still on teh hoof.
I fort mebbe I was lookyn a liddul thin to kitteh and mai lak ov floof mite hav been seen az a syrius problm on de huntyn frunt. Lak ov caum … camm … blendyn in.
enywai … baysic upshot … mowse in baff DO NOT WANT AGYN!!
Inchessin hau kittehs n hyumins hab such differend taestes en we nau preshade whad dey trai tu du fur us!
Wal, dey doan reely unnerstan we diffrunt animals. Dey fink we beeg, funny-lukin kittehs wif no fur.
Twuu. Klumzee en tail-less, too. Heer dey trai der beztezt tu taek gud keer uf us, en we get all upsed.
Ur kitteh needs to lern to eets hole dindins.
EWWWWWW! PLECH! Kitteh genneroscity naut appresheated!
sawa, ai laffed so hard ai nerly splorted mai tee. yase, ai cans see how teh mowse in teh baf wud not be gud. we has a snik, (snake), an he eetz teh mowseis, but somtimes he is teh pickee. so yu opn teh box to get teh snik, an out pops teh mowse to be runin cros teh living room… seems no matr how fas yu chaze teh mowse, it always be a bit fastr…
i is king of teh kastel [and nawt afraid of mousies]
tom and jerry, maybe?
Mammee too shoos finallee shows her feis?
Aye wuz waching dose again. Jerry iza meenie!!!!
Most ub da tyme Tom iz jus mindin hiz own bizness wen Jerry gets all meen wit him!
Ais no skered of mowsie!
Ais kampaining for powl-sitten on teh 2012 olimperks.
irony… i haz it
in soviet russian—
the irony has you!
Teh Rushyan Reberz R hyber natin.
is like big mowse frum Sylvester cartoonz? olny mowse is boxing kanguhroow? thufferin thukatash!
Ha ha ha compleetlee fergots bout boxing kanguhroo….
Oh, wate, I are kitteh, I can eet mowsies. I forgetted an fawt I wuz scaredykitteh.
Skerdy kat is skerd.
Kitteh: ur doin it rong
Taht iz no ordinary Maus on t3e floor. Maus iz warin a kape. Oh Noes!! IT’S MYTY MAUS!!
Kitteh can has luk uv FEER in himz eyz
O hai,
I’m up ona pedestal whear yU put me.
U can worship me now. I ar ready to accept ur adoring luks and total devoshun
Ceiling cat has descended from the ceiling to observe you more closely.
Mies are vury durty, kitteh is rite to stay up on the pull while teh durty mies r round. Kiteh shud gargol wif listreen aftr tuchin a mies or evn etin a mies (horors!!1!, and speshulee bfor kissin dair ownrs or rubben up on dah baybees in duh hoem.
YEZ hooman, Im ze graet dictotar
Nao Hooman, grovel!!!!! ! grovel more!!!1!!!11
Bee fraid, bee vewi fraid. Dat beez Mickey mowze. Hee has de plaze cawled Dizzywold. At Dizzyworld u goez intu cewt lil bowtz. Den da song! Ohh noes da song….Ettz a smawl worl afer awl. Ober an ober again.
Sew u goez entu buildin, an sai “no moar boatz fur mee”. U sitz down. Den da song! Oh noez nudder song…Enn da Tikki Tikki Tikki Ruhm.
Beez vewi careful uff dat mowze.
me jus want 2 say, me lurve dis kitteh’s scaredy eyes (|) (|)
scaredy eyes juzt a ploy to win yer lurve. O_o
HAHA! Dis remine me of mah liddel Lucy. She skeered of evvyfing, pore liddle fing. She spen mos of her life on top of kitteh tree.
Has u seed teh commershals fur teh new chipmunks moovee??
CGI Chipmunkz – DO NOT WANT!!!!
noes! mouse be ok, but
eeek – uglee house!!
Eeek! Dis hoomin got a big fat eye on her face…and she rotating it at me! Gross!
Iz hatez spiderz
I hatz aracniphobia
Dis iz about how mai kitteh Ben reacted wen gerbie kaem tords him.
gaaah eerwurm! do not want!!!
oops ment fur tribble buhlow
Eye sorri jeeves. Every wunce een a wile eye seez a picher, and eeder da badger song or da llama song cumz eentu mai headz.
Tu da badger song!
Kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh,
kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh
living room, living room,
kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh,
kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh,
A mowz, a mowz, eeek itz a mowz!
badgerbadgerbadger.com
Oh, taht is so kyoot. Hoo noo (well, maybee yoo did) taht teh badger song wud be so useful!
‘fraidy cat!
Is afraid
Fraidy cat iz juz bein propperly caushus!
Or mebbe bedder: “Propurrrly caushus kitteh is being proppurrly caushus.
monorail kat sez:
wher mai monorail goez?
Midnite Kitteh nawtz
skeered ubz Mowse. Kitteh skeered ubz
t3h fluddeeng toylett
Watturr’z awll ober
t3h Floor. Grayt beeg mess. Foar wunse
Kitteh innosent
Moast un~cumfee purch.
Mebbee Kitteh leep ober
2 t3h beeg lawwng chayr?
Jack.
Dis verry gud interpresh…interpet…oh, u kno, ai tink u figger id out reel gud whaz goin on.
Um, dis very hye: plz to get me down agin?
lol i ♥ ur lol pics!
hey ppl plz check out my lolz hopes u likes dem . >:3
kitteh: eek! a mouse!
hooman:eek! a pizza!
what teh difference?
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!