well, myne were anyway–dey ’supped to be dat way, write?
dey hadda Michillin legs!

Michillin legs FTW!

Um, ur sposed to has them well into adulthood too, rite?

RITE???

LCB, yesh, dat iz kurrek.

….at lees….I hoaps so….

no, dey boff be been poles now, sry to dash yer hoaps

Yes, yes, deer lolcatburglar! Well into adulthood. It is a well known fact taht awl ov the moast admired females frum the dawn ov tiem has had teh Michillin legs. Cleopatra, teh Queen ov Sheba, Esther, Judith, Poppaea, Eleanor ov Aquetaine, Gueneviere, Isabella ov Spain, Lukrezia Borgia, Josephine, Marie Antoinette - awl teh Michillin legs. U kin luk it up.

DO NOT WANT! O_o

yabbut eben doh dey B soh s k i n n y , dey still rlly wolff’s teh fud down!

ummm….

Pitty, u can haz snot joke.

Mien wuz moar “snout” den “snot”.

U iz still win!

ummm…

Yesh, KK? U haz a kweschun?

Is u comfoosed, kk?

well, I was writing a longish whinyish polemic about the fact that I felt overlooked in the “snot” joke. Yeah, I know it’s absolutely ridiculous and childish…and then I closed all my windows, and was about to go to bed, when I peeked back here and saw your solicitus remark, Star, so I need to try to ’splain myself a bit, I guess…thanks for asking!

I’m having a blast here with you guys, and getting up to speed, and it’s fun (sometimes I can be pretty dry or blunt–not to take seriously). Though I am new to this repart-y, I dont want to be invisible, and it seems like Romeow and Pittypat and Darkwolff did not acknowledge my role in the evolution of “hot snot” –or, as I put it, “s’naut haut”–which, of course has more than two plays-on-words…

I really enjoy the jousting, and there’s some awefully witty and smart people here (and some incredibly nice ones, too!)–everyone has a different sense of humor, and where they intersect, that’s where the sparks fly. And I’ve had some retorts with some of the regulars here, and lately, esp. R.Wolff and I have been pinging and ponging. These things, to me, are more than the sum of the parts, and what develops in the end is better and funnier than any single comment could be.

I know this probably sounds incredibly silly, and I don’t want to say much more (though I am quite verbose by nature) because I know that I don’t have good perspective. You see, I’m stuck in my house with a wolf of my own, and his name is LUPUS, and my head hurts and I can’t think straight, and I’ve been through a lot lately, and I am touchy about issues of inclusion, because of some recent experiences. I feel really bad, and I’ve been down a very long time this time, and ICHC has been a nice window into the world for me, and well I’m going to take my medicine and try to sleep.

And so, Star, I guess you are right, I am comfoosed.

“though I am quite verbose by nature”

Srsly? I haddunt notised.

Deer kitkay, ai am so sorry (but nawt at awl surprised) taht yoo ar having problems in ur personal lief. Ai donut know hao long u has been lurking heer befoar u decided to speek ( ai did fur sevral months), but menee, menee peepl heer hav purrfectlee awful problems in tehir personal lievs. Hao they can come heer and bee so funnee and clefur is a thing ov amazment to mee and mai admirashun fur them is beyond awl measure.

We awl come heer fur diffrent reesons, purrhaps, but wunz heer, yoo will find u ar amongzt kindred spirits. We awl luv and cherish teh verree same things.

Never feel left awt or ignored. It happens to everbuddee - but is never meen or unkindlee ment. Wun will start sumthing - and it pings off veree quicklee into sumthing else just because peepl heer ar so verree quick.

As it happens, ai hav no reel problems compared to menee heer (just teh usual wuns taht purrtee mutch evereebuddee has - liek ai need a new roof). Ai am bai nachure verree happee and ai have had a totallee amaizing lief. Just happened. It just came to mee. Ai hav a huge nice famblee and lots ov reelee gud frenz.

But - nevertheless - ai am having immense amounts of fun heer - ai wud NEVER hav beleeved taht wun cud become so fond ov peepl wun awnlee knows online. But it has happened.

Whar ai am going heer, ai guess, iz taht kitkay, ai think yoo fits rite in! And this is a far bedder playgrownd tahn moast fur maekin peepl feel beddter! Heer is teh wun place in teh hole werld, ai think, where u shud has NO werries abort inclushun!

We can has “verbosity” discusshun anudder tiem. Ai suffers frum it, too.

Ai useta rite 12 page letters - haus dat fur verbossitee?

Useta? Whut duz yoo do nao?? LOL

apple cheez to kk! nuffin personal - i just read thru too fast.
next time juss say “hay PP dat be mine, u heer me? MINE!!

well, thx fr teh cheeznapples and teh nice comments–whin I waked up twoday, I feeld MUSH bedder thin I did last nite (an plus sha-grin fr my mooddump). No pain 2day, an nice sonny shynes, iz differunt whirld. Yesturdaz wrds kame frm ouch-y K.

2 late. cleenup ile 13.

Bring teh hunnert dollar mops!

I duz not care a fig. I is not likkin teh nose ub Alan Rickman, much less a sparklee clean pig, LOL!

Pass teh barf bag pleuz.

my sunny’s gurlfren hasa pet pig ‘cu her roomie iz ‘llergic to katz. Ya, seams wierd…but she lubs her little porker! Like wee lub are kittehs!