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That pig looks very happy
Cos he’s gonna eat the kid
Didn’ dah cannbalahs callz hoomins “long peeg”? so iz piggy kissin’ piggy?
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That’s one short long pig.
hooymin bebehs ar ushuilly big porkerz.
well, myne were anyway–dey ’supped to be dat way, write?
dey hadda Michillin legs!
Michillin legs FTW!
Um, ur sposed to has them well into adulthood too, rite?
RITE???
LCB, yesh, dat iz kurrek.
….at lees….I hoaps so….
no, dey boff be been poles now, sry to dash yer hoaps
Yes, yes, deer lolcatburglar! Well into adulthood. It is a well known fact taht awl ov the moast admired females frum the dawn ov tiem has had teh Michillin legs. Cleopatra, teh Queen ov Sheba, Esther, Judith, Poppaea, Eleanor ov Aquetaine, Gueneviere, Isabella ov Spain, Lukrezia Borgia, Josephine, Marie Antoinette – awl teh Michillin legs. U kin luk it up.
DO NOT WANT! O_o
yabbut eben doh dey B soh s k i n n y , dey still rlly wolff’s teh fud down!
Bacon not done yet? Baby not don yet!
In Soviet Russia bacon eats you?
Peage – wut dans you want fur NS? Pork polka? Swine swing? Or shall we just pig owt?
Iz moar tahn two hours – ai don’t think peagle iz gonna pig – ai meen Pick. Hao about pig owt? We hasn’t dun taht yet. cud be pot luck.
ai’m bringing teh deviled eggz. Wif paprika awn top, vo corse.
I’s bringin dah widdle weeners in BBQ saus
I’m a gonna bring sum joocy Spam Sammiches!
ai breengs teh boston baked beans.
tehy is sooperbly deelishoos.
Hey, GC!!! While yer in Bahston, culd yU pleeez pik us up sum
QUO-HOGS???!!!!!1111!!!
thank-y, much a’bleyegt
mmm bayked beens.
ooh, pig owt — wot a gud ideeya! ebery fing lukz delishyuz!!!
i bringed teh tiramisu. teh wurdz be itallyan fer “pik meh up”. so kitkay an anywun ells who feelin pleh, pleez hab a peece, awr tu, awr free.
*feelin berry pleh, so ai taekz larj peece*
uv korse, if yu nawt feelin pleh, yu kin still hab all yu want. dere be plenti fer ebbery buddy.
Thank yoo, moe. We seems to hav enuf ov everthing else, but no dessert! And HOO can resist teh tiramisu! Yummmm!! Did u maek it urself?
Yes, I lub tu maek tiramisu an sherr wif frenz. Ressipy frum a frend frum Veneto. Hoap i rememember riet:
1lb fresh mascarpone, 3 eggs, 3 heaped tbsp sugar, a pack of Goya ladyfingers (get 2 packs, to ensure you don’t run out), a shot of cognac (rum works well, too), 1 cup strong black coffee (espresso is great), cocoa powder. Beat cheese and eggs together in a big bowl, with a wooden spoon. Blend in sugar and about 3/4 of cognac. Mix remaining cognac into coffee, pour in flat dish. Roll ladyfingers one by one in coffee (take care not to get them soggy) and arrange in a layer in 9X13 pan. Using a spatula, spread half of cheese mixture gently and evenly over the ladyfingers, taking care not to crumble them. Make another layer of ladyfingers, and another layer of cheese mixture. Sprinkle cocoa powder on top.
The most important thing is that the mascarpone must be fresh — soft and thick. I used to get mine from Wegman’s, where they got or made it fresh everyday. When they were out of it, I would buy 2 half-pound boxes of Bel Gioioso brand mascarpone (NOT premixed, just plain).
Mmm! I can has cheezcaek?
Moe – thank u so mutch. Ai don’t know if yoo will be bak heer – ai’ll check so bai and bai and if not, I’ll catch up to yoo.
Yoo remind mee ov mai deer frend Sumi, hoo is also frum India. She grew up in Calcutta but her mother is frum Guurvayoor in Kerala, which is where her parents live now. And she, herself, married a German and is now working at the University of Stuttgrart.
But the point is – she, too, is a WONDERFUL cook. And she maeks her own tiramisu, as well. She maeks awl kinds ov delishus Indian fud, as well as German. And, ov corse, also the tiramisu. Ai am going to trai yurs as soon as pawssible. Luks reelee the YUM!
Yeah–hims got kynd eyes ‘n’ a swete smyle on hiz dirty-widdle face!
Piggy berry happee cuz diz his not-second kiss an he feels LUBBED!
yabutt, iz dis his knot-second dayte?
and his snot first kiss . . .
oops sorry to darrkwolff hoo beet me to teh snot joke, below
*sniff*
ummm….
Pitty, u can haz snot joke.
Mien wuz moar “snout” den “snot”.
U iz still win!
ummm…
Yesh, KK? U haz a kweschun?
Is u comfoosed, kk?
well, I was writing a longish whinyish polemic about the fact that I felt overlooked in the “snot” joke. Yeah, I know it’s absolutely ridiculous and childish…and then I closed all my windows, and was about to go to bed, when I peeked back here and saw your solicitus remark, Star, so I need to try to ’splain myself a bit, I guess…thanks for asking!
I’m having a blast here with you guys, and getting up to speed, and it’s fun (sometimes I can be pretty dry or blunt–not to take seriously). Though I am new to this repart-y, I dont want to be invisible, and it seems like Romeow and Pittypat and Darkwolff did not acknowledge my role in the evolution of “hot snot” –or, as I put it, “s’naut haut”–which, of course has more than two plays-on-words…
I really enjoy the jousting, and there’s some awefully witty and smart people here (and some incredibly nice ones, too!)–everyone has a different sense of humor, and where they intersect, that’s where the sparks fly. And I’ve had some retorts with some of the regulars here, and lately, esp. R.Wolff and I have been pinging and ponging. These things, to me, are more than the sum of the parts, and what develops in the end is better and funnier than any single comment could be.
I know this probably sounds incredibly silly, and I don’t want to say much more (though I am quite verbose by nature) because I know that I don’t have good perspective. You see, I’m stuck in my house with a wolf of my own, and his name is LUPUS, and my head hurts and I can’t think straight, and I’ve been through a lot lately, and I am touchy about issues of inclusion, because of some recent experiences. I feel really bad, and I’ve been down a very long time this time, and ICHC has been a nice window into the world for me, and well I’m going to take my medicine and try to sleep.
And so, Star, I guess you are right, I am comfoosed.
“though I am quite verbose by nature”
Srsly? I haddunt notised.
Deer kitkay, ai am so sorry (but nawt at awl surprised) taht yoo ar having problems in ur personal lief. Ai donut know hao long u has been lurking heer befoar u decided to speek ( ai did fur sevral months), but menee, menee peepl heer hav purrfectlee awful problems in tehir personal lievs. Hao they can come heer and bee so funnee and clefur is a thing ov amazment to mee and mai admirashun fur them is beyond awl measure.
We awl come heer fur diffrent reesons, purrhaps, but wunz heer, yoo will find u ar amongzt kindred spirits. We awl luv and cherish teh verree same things.
Never feel left awt or ignored. It happens to everbuddee – but is never meen or unkindlee ment. Wun will start sumthing – and it pings off veree quicklee into sumthing else just because peepl heer ar so verree quick.
As it happens, ai hav no reel problems compared to menee heer (just teh usual wuns taht purrtee mutch evereebuddee has – liek ai need a new roof). Ai am bai nachure verree happee and ai have had a totallee amaizing lief. Just happened. It just came to mee. Ai hav a huge nice famblee and lots ov reelee gud frenz.
But – nevertheless – ai am having immense amounts of fun heer – ai wud NEVER hav beleeved taht wun cud become so fond ov peepl wun awnlee knows online. But it has happened.
Whar ai am going heer, ai guess, iz taht kitkay, ai think yoo fits rite in! And this is a far bedder playgrownd tahn moast fur maekin peepl feel beddter! Heer is teh wun place in teh hole werld, ai think, where u shud has NO werries abort inclushun!
We can has “verbosity” discusshun anudder tiem. Ai suffers frum it, too.
Ai useta rite 12 page letters – haus dat fur verbossitee?
Useta? Whut duz yoo do nao?? LOL
apple cheez to kk! nuffin personal – i just read thru too fast.
next time juss say “hay PP dat be mine, u heer me? MINE!!
well, thx fr teh cheeznapples and teh nice comments–whin I waked up twoday, I feeld MUSH bedder thin I did last nite (an plus sha-grin fr my mooddump). No pain 2day, an nice sonny shynes, iz differunt whirld. Yesturdaz wrds kame frm ouch-y K.
lick that ham…!
only too bad that we cannt lick that spam!
Don’t Want!
The kid is getting “tricky noses” from that undercooked pork.
LOL!
AAAAA HA HA HA Ize gets it! nom nom nom
OMG! hehaha.. that is so funny.
It is a funny pic, but I am having a very hard time getting past my gag reflex.
yup. agreement with you , let me show you it! all i cud fink was eewwwwwwww!
On whuz behalff u gaggin? Fur the kid, becuz he kissing dirdy pig, or fur the pig, cuz he;s kizzin dirty kid?
gut kwestion–pass teh barf bags awl around!
durdy durdy durdy!!!! eeeeeewwwwwwww. kwik! bag ober here!!!
It’s kittehlurve, now, so get out teh hunnert dollar barf bags!
2 late. cleenup ile 13.
Bring teh hunnert dollar mops!
Yoo know, them pigs ar akshullee verree clean. Nawt dirtee at awl. Fur pigs, eneway.
I duz not care a fig. I is not likkin teh nose ub Alan Rickman, much less a sparklee clean pig, LOL!
Pass teh barf bag pleuz.
my sunny’s gurlfren hasa pet pig ‘cu her roomie iz ‘llergic to katz. Ya, seams wierd…but she lubs her little porker! Like wee lub are kittehs!
why oh why did I have to see this rite after eetin? (ooompfff) SCUSEMEIMUSTBE GOINGNOW!!
(Door slamming)
*silence*
We iz gratefuls fur the slilence.
I knows what you sez…
But I think little behbeh knows is better to kiss happy piggy dan to eats…
Go vegan…
i muss sai dat all dai longs i has been teechin de chilrens ‘bowt da spanish flew. an hao flu genetically driffs frum burds ta peegs ta hewmans fru poops. itz been a long dai filled wif talk of poop en bad sicknez.
sew, all eye c is a peeg gibbin dat babeh da flew.
or maibee da babeh iz gibben da flew tew da peeg.
eever wai sumwon needz to uze betteh hyg… hige… cleeners.
can i haz antigerm soap?
pandemic – NO WANT!
Mai grandvater died ov the Spanish flu in 1918 – he wuz awnlee 27. Mai mother and grandmother almoast died, but mai great grandma nursed them thru it.
They say the doctor sayed mai mother, hoo wuz 2, wud nawt last teh nite, but mai ggma bundled her up, put her awn the stove door (wher wuz verree warm) and in the morning – she wuz bedder!
And ai am verree glad taht it wuz so – becuz. . .had it been diffruent, ai wudn’t bee heer at awl!
Yes, that is vry good thing, J4K. Otherwise we’d be seein’ blank, empty blocks wif teh date and teh voting burgerz but no name no text.
We’d bes all like WTF?
Thx J4K’s ggma!
As usual, lcb, yoo has maed me akshullee LOL! Ai do so liek the idea ov the ghost ov whut mite hav been mee writing and poasting heer. And awl the resulting confoozilizashun!
ai wroted yoo a verree reass. . .reshu. . .reahsh. . .comfurting msg abawt teh Michilin legs, but WP has eaten it. Purrhaps it will bee alawng so bye and bye.
der be a berry gud rezen – dis flew wurkt in reberse.
it was mostleede babiez en de old persens did de libbin whyle de yung helfy persens did de dying.
all had to dew wif cytokine storms.
i fink yur grate granma kukt de germs rite outta yur mum. stoves be like dat.
glad yur mum maid it fru. we needz de kitteh lubbers and de gud posters.
en we needz to teech diz moar en hiztory classes.
tis berry innerestin.
funnee how cytokeen storms canz halp yuz AND hurtz yuz….mostly do the halpin tho. Good ting.
Miss dogbotherer?
I has a kwestion bout these cytokine storms. Here is mah kwestion:
When telebision says “Danger! Cytokine storm’s a-comin!” which korner of teh basemint is we sposed ta go to?
de wun wif de vaccine dat gitz yoo well.
udderwize itz gudbai tew yu.
teh part ob da basemant wit da Gatoratade and asprins adn IV fluids….and maybee sum prednizones
Let me brake into mah vet’s office and look at mah record…
I been vaccinated for tornaydoes and blizzards and even sandstorms. But not for teh cytokine storms! Halp!
Sined,
Typhoon Mary
sueboocat is meybee nurse cat or doktor kitteh?
i iz only barbarian librarian. did sum quik resseerchin on de interwebs to help wif de lessin.
I can has IV fluids? Ok… i’ll has… scotch, bourbon and vodka. Lessee.. that’s III fluids. For teh IVth, I choose swimming pool. kthxhic
yur germz be berry happy!
dey no wanna leaf.
or maibee de fall rite owt cuz drunkt!
yu haz gud plan!
LCB
RX: ETOH 50 proof
1 liter bolus then 100cc/hr
TKO rate if deceribrate
unlimited refills x 1 yr
Thx, SBC! I cannot reads ur typing but knoes teh farmissist will be ables to.
I can has co-pay?
I certain farmasacist be happy to fill Rx…might ask you to share…izza gud wun
I was thinking maybe instead of goan to teh farmissy I goes to barandgrill next store. They has same stuff. Only they no take mah inshurence.
They only takes mah carkeys.
KK, here out inna Turnado Valley two tell y’all taht der Bee no basement-type rms here fer teh mos prt (R H2O level’s to hie or sumpin) , tho we gits sum Site-o-Keen Storms sumtimes. Ya’ll jes gotta hunker down in yer inner rooms or unter teh stares till it blows ober. But wee can hav a gud tyme lol-ing at each odder, an SBS, kin you bring along sum Valley-Yum fore ebryone, and DW, sum fuzzt blankies, and Janet sum Chokolit, and DB sum buks,…
denn wind it’s awll over, letz go ober to Van’s Pig Stand to nom som BBQ. (Iffn’ yer tum-tum is all bedder, PC)–trust me, iz better dan kissing dem. We gots teh slaw and hushpuppies (Shhh!!!) fer vegan and everone.
kk thanks
I didn’t feel inclined to gag so much but did thank Ceiling Cat for our amazing immune systems…. this kid’s system is sure getting a workout — not to mention the pig’s!
Oh the germs! So nasty.
Ewe, dis little piggie gonna getz de jermz frum dat baybie. (:^D)
Why dat? Iz teh kid Jerman?
O ewww *pleh* Yoo no know were dat nose has been!
denn how’s cume peepz eetz truffles?
I can has a beeg wett kiss ??
Hoo? Teh bebee oar teh piggee?
BOFF ob course !!!
ME TOO!!!
frum the bebee or de piggee ???
BOFF ob course!!
Too-shay !!
win for the best unintentionally worst use of *boff*
boff tymez even !!
wee tanks yu rite kindly!
Disgusting kid.
Iz disgusting.
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A BABY
GET IN THE CAR!!!!111!
ebbery buddy in der respektiv pens–pig- or play-
Vegan babbie sez: PLEH…cooked or uncooked, mostest odd flava.
Vegan behbeh sez: Eye nut ete anyimuls wif eyes, butt eye kin kiss ‘em.
Vegan bebeh sais doan eet it iffs U won’t kiss it.
An sumtiems doan eet it eben iffs U will kiss it.
Udder piggie sayez hee wantz sum suggah tu!
Keeyoot heeymon bebeh haz ‘nuf sweet to go ’round.
Iz dat how they gits teh honey glazed hamms?
I love this site, but this is not lolworthy. Cats are funny and cute. Kids, not so much. Leave that to the Anne Geddes freaks.
But this is teh Daily Bonuf lol. Iz supposed to bee different. The DBL iz fur piks taht duzn’t has the kittehs.
Yeah–stoopy kids–da whirld Bee a mush bedder plase wifout tehm!
Yesh, but it haz a flavur.
*Whut? Teh pigee oar teh behbee?*
Yesh.
dunno, cant tell, flavuh-meld…
Flavuh-meld?
Iz liek mine-meld?
*Your nomz 2 mai nomz. We eetz….wun an teh saem*
Iz silleh, I no.
sharin’ iz karin’
Oh hai! I noez Karen!
….no…nawt rly….
2 badd, cuz denn yu’d knoe sharon, to. Es ein two-fer.
Fear Factor: Baybie Edishion.
lol!
not eetin teh roasted pig uterus, dey’s eetin the snout raw
ewwies!
Butz usuallie eetz not stell on da piggie!
i think itza pancetta vendetta.
An dis lil piggee had a flavur! O_o
an it ’s’naut so grate!
Akshooly.
Akshooly–s’naut so haut
Snaut so haut?
I lolz!
Darrkwolffie has teh phunney tonite – ur ona roll!
Jess kawl me buttuh!
OK, Eye is back now…whut’d eye miss?
oh…jus sum haut-buttuhed snout?
Eye’ll betz teh Dad iz teh wun watchin da baybie, not da Mom.
Dizclaimerz: Eye am een no wai sain dat de Dad’z R not capeable uf watchin da baybiez. Butz cum on, u nose dat da Mom wood bee awl ober dat!
Unless they are a very relaxed person…hehe
Yeah, I bleev yer rite about teh Dad–eye can see hiz widdle piggies in teh sandal to teh write.
dat iz cuz dad onlee haz heems eye on da babeh.
he aint relly watchin da babeh.
beeg differenz.
de keed aint fallin off sumfing or bleedin so eberfings ok.
if’n 1 parent is standin to the right of the piggy/chiles kiss, then who does u tink B takin the picshure?
piggie to homman “ur mooth breth is abonminanl”
hey, pig! You tinks dat’s badd–yU shuld be glad yU iz knot smellin’ teh bref ob dat ol’ bawld grandpaw cat….PRUNEBREFF….PLEH!!!
piggie to hyoomin: “Yr breth smels lyke…pork!?! omg…aauughh!”
Pleh!
Grubbeh bebbeh? I kan see teh headlinz: PIG GROSSED!
pig roast? Pig Roast? ware you at? I lurv me sum pig roast!
u kno mom and dad are gunna show dat to all de gurlfrenz when pur kid gets older…til de figger out it skare off all de gurls!!
O hai, mama, glad ju decided two come back inside! How’s yer dinner digesting? Good? Kthsbai
as long as I dont look at teh pixur tu mush, i shud be ok…..i tink….
*urp*
ummm…
I tink…
yup, s’okay
Poark.
Teh wun u lub.
yew sew twisted!!
Fenk yew!
pork iz ‘posted to be jerked, naut twisted!,,,can jue jerk? (or jus joke?)
I kin nomz!
yu noms jerk-chiggin, mon?
(DW–sry if dis came out rong–I wuz juzt thinkin about “pork” and then “twisted” and then I started to think about Jamacian jerk meat–that’s all–wierd, huh?)
baybie, i lurve u, but tihs canz nebber be.
no kiddin, dis be beastie
aukshully
I Tink Dat Piggy Eers Hav Moar Flavr
I can has silk pers?
onlee iffn teh pig’s a sow–den ya gotta wate til she grows up before the purse you sews up!
I iz payshunt wolfie. I kin waet.
does wolfie ware pigskin
when his skin is among de pigs in
the pen waitin’
for the ears to git bigg-in’
wears sheepskin
when the he’s wif da
sheep sweepin’?
(sry for this odd stream-of-consiousness, DW, it’s just a picture that came to my mind when I thought about you payshuntly waeting for teh pig’s ears to grow…Oh man that sounds sooo funny to say!!!)
baybie iz not lolCAT
yabbut teh kuetest lolCATs iz baybiez!
looks like the pickle-licking kid from The Soup
Miss Piggee tinks bebbeh may not be as cool a shade of green lyk Kermitt, but wait till that tung lashing continyoos… bebbeh will starts ternin green. *erp*
I iz parshull to grene, 2, bug. S’wunderful kolor, ’specially fur bug!
(an frogs and ebberbuddy!)
OK totally off thread…
MAH ISP SUXXXXXXXX!!!!
I has been tryin to gitz here AWWWL DAI!!!!!!
GAH!!! ok i’z here nao…
An mah Pizza iz here.
DAMMITT!!!
ohez noez
dont getzo cited !!!
yooez been here an leff yur tracks…
awll bedder noaw ??
pupperoni? I can haz slice?
Ore May-Bee Ham?
You Want?
ai must admitz, ai wuz wundering whar u was.
Two nites ago, ai think, ai wuz awaik in the midle ov teh nite. Ai thot ai wud log awn and see hoo wuz heer – thos Inger- and Scotland (nawt ot menshun moe in India) peeps wud be up. An ai CUDDENT. It sayed teh server wuz down -oar sum such thing.
Ai had a feeling ov overwhelming sadness. Whut if it stayed daon? Whut if it went away? And we cud never, ever do this again? Awl teh deer frenz, hoo we don’t reelee know at awl, and yet we know them so well – never to be found again. you, Melissa, and ambercat and SJ and Gayla and Romeow and lcb and Teho and stend and pittypat and ManfredMom and gascat and momcat and paws4thot and Darrkwolff and cSmall and Princess Mu and medicated_maiden and DivaGeek and DMarie and Duffy and Bubbyscranky and Scarletkitteh and Tribble and Leaf and Shera and Kathleen and Salleh and ittehbittehkitteh and thisncat and Jack Deth and Kickahaota and LBreeze and B! and gremlin and floozie and anukki and kittehlurve and woodchuck and ai shud never have started this becuz ai can’t name evereebuddee!!!
Hao ai wud miss everee wun.
i’s bery sure we find each others at new kitteh site—I NOES WE KIN FINDS US cuz we LOVES this site and we LOVES each otherers!!1!! I only ben aroun here a short time but i feelz da love and the craziness and the passion… no doubt we finds us again. Iz OK J4K.
kitkay iz lubbin’ it hear, to, tho, I be noo (relativelity speeking), an I iz injoying gettin too know you-all, and bantering and sharin’ and carin’.
Tiny Cheezburgar would like to remind u dat u forgot ANGEL CATBURGER
(;
hehe
Oh, TC&AC – don’t yoo just know it. Ai akshullee woke up tihs morning wif a hole STREEM ov peepls naymes taht ai hadn’t menshuned flowing along in mai hed liek a big ticker tape!!!! Ai must hav goan thru at leest elebenteefifty. Leik. . .no, no! Ai will just maek it wurse!!
A hole nother lot ov wunderful peepl -and ai wud STILL leeve sum aut. Ai shudda known bedder than to start. WHUT wuz ai thinking! *mutch brest beeting, tearing ov hair and rending ov the clothing*
So, everbuddee – pleese to be furgibben mee. Just reed teh part about hao sad ai wud bee if we cud no longer bee together and know taht ai meen yoo, too!
plz to be stop beetin teh breasteses….not gud for dem!
ohai JCH4K, ai nawt be poastin mush bekawz i ekstra bizzy (seester vizzitin frum teh merryka fer free wiiks), an awlso bekawz i feelin tuu pleh. but nawt wurry, i lub it heer tuu mush tu ferget awl yu lubbly cheezpeepz! liek SueBoo, i’z shur we awl fynd eech uvver sumhow — teh kittehz bringed us awl heer, an if ichc kloze (hoap nawt!!) dey’ll bring us together agen sumwere
Oh, JCH4K, I hev had de saem thots. I laff so hard heer, an I has sech fun.
Sumtiems frazes stik in my haid after wun uv owr advenshoors heer. I wuz rakin de leeves dis weekend tinkin bowt last week’s commintz abowt the munnygoodlooksancharm guy.
An I keeps remembrin de wun commint frum thet pikshoor of “Fluffy reporting live from Philly wher Stend said – “Baltimore – at least it’s not Calcutta.” I still laffs abowt dat wun.
I also wurriez too much sumtiems. I worriez abowt what wud happen if sumthin happind to wun of my cheezfrenz . . . an nun uv us nevver new! Hao cud we help? Hao wud we eben no?
Liek JCH4K fur exxampel. Wut if sumthin bad happind an she went awai, liek teh alternit vershun of ICHC, a la da moobie Its a Wunnerful Lief. Jus emptee blokx wher JCH4K wud hav sed sumthin kind or funneh. It scaers me. I wurries abowt dese fings. I iz glad tu be heer. Don ennybuddie go awai!
Plzthxkbai!
Pleh. NOT WANT~
I gru up on farm. My sistah was 2 and she had a beeg belleh, and it poked thru the fence and an old daddeh pig came up and bit her belleh. It wasn’t a bad bite cuz the pig waz reel old. But it reely scared mah mamma and she waz reel carful afta that about lettin us around teh piggehs.
Ah yus, piggees has sharp teefs (xsept wehn old).
OMG THIS PIC IS SO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t’was sehr gut on CO a cuple o’ weeks ago, two.
SO NASTY! EW, WTF?!?!?
iz dis whut charlotte mint win she wrote
gud pig?
and sumpig
you were rite and i wuz wrong.
~si~
i furgetted my charlotte’s web.
ah well. i see noe spiderz in de pickture.
maybee dat is a fewture fern practizing her peegie luv.
but what waz county fair web writing???? rat had to find words…….?
is KRUNCHY
btw, did anyone ever notice that Charlotte was kinda … bitchy?
Charlut haz need of hot lubber?
Charlut
Rx 30 min foreplay
Sig visible organisms TID
Disp #90 RF x 1 yr NO GENERIC SUBST
I can has to go wif other scrip u writed 4 me?
I doan think teh second would be contraindicated wif teh first. They mights go well togevver.
’s hard to say, I donn speek spider LOL!!!
As far as ai can remember, Charlotte rote “some pig,” “terrific,” “radiant” and “humble.”
OH DEWD!, datz is zoooooo WRONG on zooo many levels.
YUK!
I Can Has Tapeworm???
You dont haffta look so fahr–zoos and pigs—to find tapeworm. My cat hadda tapeworm…rlly. He barfed it up a couple of weeks after I got him (my frend found teh poorly little stray). It was teh grossest think ever. ANyways Dr. Virjay teh cat is much lurved and healthy kitteh now!
trichinosis…I haz it.
AW CMON! only 4 burgers?!
ai gibz u fie burgrs…nao u gotz almostees fie
Ai fink dat iffn a hyoomin dat luks at dis pickshur is a Mommacat of liddle hyoomins, she will aujomajickally fink ov her own chillruns kissin dat slymee pig snowt an it maeks her CRINJ! Iz jus GROWSS. Maeks Mommacats want to go wawsh her hyoomin chilluns moufs and gib dem lotsa vytamenz! Yuck.
Do. Not. Want!
Toddler-the other white meat…
I used to tells me bebbe girl dat baby oil was madde of pressd babys and bebbe powder was wut waz lef over after de process.
Piggy has a flavr.
I wrote a link to some utube vids, but I guess “they” didn’t like it. Anyway, if you google pigs cocacola you will find many videos.
Vegie-bakin tastes much betters!
Ms. Sprague?
It rubs the lotion on its skin
OMG!!! Sumbuddy PLZ taking taht dirtee, fulthy krittur away from teh piggy!!!
How is sed in LOLCat? Oh ya.
PLEH PLEH PLEH PLEH PLEH! X____X
I WAS SAVING THAT BACON!
ooo yum yum yum pigy snot!
i no laff at teh kidz cus they not as snorgleable as kittehs…maibee ees jus meh. but lykes teh pig!!
U CAN GET SWINE FLU FROM THAT!!! &*^$#!! YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY POO IS DELU]ISUS
(Toddler:)I can haz swine floo?
Good way to get swine flu!! lol