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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

nige

Cos he’s gonna eat the kid

cmerry

Didn’ dah cannbalahs callz hoomins “long peeg”? so iz piggy kissin’ piggy? ;)

http://www.happylolday.com

kitkay

hooymin bebehs ar ushuilly big porkerz.

kitkay

well, myne were anyway–dey ’supped to be dat way, write?
dey hadda Michillin legs!

 
lolcatburglar

Michillin legs FTW!

Um, ur sposed to has them well into adulthood too, rite?

RITE???

 
Darrkwolff

LCB, yesh, dat iz kurrek.

….at lees….I hoaps so….

 
kitkay

no, dey boff be been poles now, sry to dash yer hoaps

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, yes, deer lolcatburglar! Well into adulthood. It is a well known fact taht awl ov the moast admired females frum the dawn ov tiem has had teh Michillin legs. Cleopatra, teh Queen ov Sheba, Esther, Judith, Poppaea, Eleanor ov Aquetaine, Gueneviere, Isabella ov Spain, Lukrezia Borgia, Josephine, Marie Antoinette - awl teh Michillin legs. U kin luk it up.

 
 
kitkay

yabbut eben doh dey B soh s k i n n y , dey still rlly wolff’s teh fud down!

 
 
 
 
piggeh

Bacon not done yet? Baby not don yet!

 
insanityinside

In Soviet Russia bacon eats you?

 
 
Missy

Peage - wut dans you want fur NS? Pork polka? Swine swing? Or shall we just pig owt?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Iz moar tahn two hours - ai don’t think peagle iz gonna pig - ai meen Pick. Hao about pig owt? We hasn’t dun taht yet. cud be pot luck.

ai’m bringing teh deviled eggz. Wif paprika awn top, vo corse.

SueBooCat

I’s bringin dah widdle weeners in BBQ saus

kitkay

I’m a gonna bring sum joocy Spam Sammiches!

 
 
gascat

ai breengs teh boston baked beans.

tehy is sooperbly deelishoos.

kitkay

Hey, GC!!! While yer in Bahston, culd yU pleeez pik us up sum

QUO-HOGS???!!!!!1111!!!

thank-y, much a’bleyegt

 
 
 
moe

ooh, pig owt — wot a gud ideeya! ebery fing lukz delishyuz!!!

i bringed teh tiramisu. teh wurdz be itallyan fer “pik meh up”. so kitkay an anywun ells who feelin pleh, pleez hab a peece, awr tu, awr free.

*feelin berry pleh, so ai taekz larj peece*

uv korse, if yu nawt feelin pleh, yu kin still hab all yu want. dere be plenti fer ebbery buddy.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Thank yoo, moe. We seems to hav enuf ov everthing else, but no dessert! And HOO can resist teh tiramisu! Yummmm!! Did u maek it urself?

 
 
 
 
kitkay

Yeah–hims got kynd eyes ‘n’ a swete smyle on hiz dirty-widdle face!

 
JAJEH

Piggy berry happee cuz diz his not-second kiss an he feels LUBBED!

kitkay

yabutt, iz dis his knot-second dayte?

Pittypat

and his snot first kiss . . .

Pittypat

oops sorry to darrkwolff hoo beet me to teh snot joke, below
*sniff*

 
Darrkwolff

Pitty, u can haz snot joke.

Mien wuz moar “snout” den “snot”.

U iz still win! :D

 
 
Darrkwolff

Yesh, KK? U haz a kweschun?

 
 
kitkay

well, I was writing a longish whinyish polemic about the fact that I felt overlooked in the “snot” joke. Yeah, I know it’s absolutely ridiculous and childish…and then I closed all my windows, and was about to go to bed, when I peeked back here and saw your solicitus remark, Star, so I need to try to ’splain myself a bit, I guess…thanks for asking!

 
kitkay

I’m having a blast here with you guys, and getting up to speed, and it’s fun (sometimes I can be pretty dry or blunt–not to take seriously). Though I am new to this repart-y, I dont want to be invisible, and it seems like Romeow and Pittypat and Darkwolff did not acknowledge my role in the evolution of “hot snot” –or, as I put it, “s’naut haut”–which, of course has more than two plays-on-words…

 
kitkay

I really enjoy the jousting, and there’s some awefully witty and smart people here (and some incredibly nice ones, too!)–everyone has a different sense of humor, and where they intersect, that’s where the sparks fly. And I’ve had some retorts with some of the regulars here, and lately, esp. R.Wolff and I have been pinging and ponging. These things, to me, are more than the sum of the parts, and what develops in the end is better and funnier than any single comment could be.

 
kitkay

I know this probably sounds incredibly silly, and I don’t want to say much more (though I am quite verbose by nature) because I know that I don’t have good perspective. You see, I’m stuck in my house with a wolf of my own, and his name is LUPUS, and my head hurts and I can’t think straight, and I’ve been through a lot lately, and I am touchy about issues of inclusion, because of some recent experiences. I feel really bad, and I’ve been down a very long time this time, and ICHC has been a nice window into the world for me, and well I’m going to take my medicine and try to sleep.

And so, Star, I guess you are right, I am comfoosed.

 
starling

“though I am quite verbose by nature”

Srsly? I haddunt notised. ;)

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Deer kitkay, ai am so sorry (but nawt at awl surprised) taht yoo ar having problems in ur personal lief. Ai donut know hao long u has been lurking heer befoar u decided to speek ( ai did fur sevral months), but menee, menee peepl heer hav purrfectlee awful problems in tehir personal lievs. Hao they can come heer and bee so funnee and clefur is a thing ov amazment to mee and mai admirashun fur them is beyond awl measure.

We awl come heer fur diffrent reesons, purrhaps, but wunz heer, yoo will find u ar amongzt kindred spirits. We awl luv and cherish teh verree same things.

Never feel left awt or ignored. It happens to everbuddee - but is never meen or unkindlee ment. Wun will start sumthing - and it pings off veree quicklee into sumthing else just because peepl heer ar so verree quick.

As it happens, ai hav no reel problems compared to menee heer (just teh usual wuns taht purrtee mutch evereebuddee has - liek ai need a new roof). Ai am bai nachure verree happee and ai have had a totallee amaizing lief. Just happened. It just came to mee. Ai hav a huge nice famblee and lots ov reelee gud frenz.

But - nevertheless - ai am having immense amounts of fun heer - ai wud NEVER hav beleeved taht wun cud become so fond ov peepl wun awnlee knows online. But it has happened.

Whar ai am going heer, ai guess, iz taht kitkay, ai think yoo fits rite in! And this is a far bedder playgrownd tahn moast fur maekin peepl feel beddter! Heer is teh wun place in teh hole werld, ai think, where u shud has NO werries abort inclushun!

We can has “verbosity” discusshun anudder tiem. Ai suffers frum it, too.

 
JAJEH

Ai useta rite 12 page letters - haus dat fur verbossitee?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Useta? Whut duz yoo do nao?? LOL

 
Pittypat

apple cheez to kk! nuffin personal - i just read thru too fast.
next time juss say “hay PP dat be mine, u heer me? MINE!!

 
kitkay

well, thx fr teh cheeznapples and teh nice comments–whin I waked up twoday, I feeld MUSH bedder thin I did last nite (an plus sha-grin fr my mooddump). No pain 2day, an nice sonny shynes, iz differunt whirld. Yesturdaz wrds kame frm ouch-y K.

 
 
 
 
 
 
kitkay

only too bad that we cannt lick that spam!

Don’t Want!

 
birkhead

The kid is getting “tricky noses” from that undercooked pork.

 
 
 
hyperspak

OMG! hehaha.. that is so funny.

 
patticlan

It is a funny pic, but I am having a very hard time getting past my gag reflex.

mary O'Spockn

yup. agreement with you , let me show you it! all i cud fink was eewwwwwwww!

 
JAJEH

On whuz behalff u gaggin? Fur the kid, becuz he kissing dirdy pig, or fur the pig, cuz he;s kizzin dirty kid?

kitkay

gut kwestion–pass teh barf bags awl around!

kittehlurve

durdy durdy durdy!!!! eeeeeewwwwwwww. kwik! bag ober here!!!

lolcatburglar

It’s kittehlurve, now, so get out teh hunnert dollar barf bags!

kittehlurve

2 late. cleenup ile 13.

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yoo know, them pigs ar akshullee verree clean. Nawt dirtee at awl. Fur pigs, eneway.

Kathleen

I duz not care a fig. I is not likkin teh nose ub Alan Rickman, much less a sparklee clean pig, LOL! :P

Pass teh barf bag pleuz.

 
kitkay

my sunny’s gurlfren hasa pet pig ‘cu her roomie iz ‘llergic to katz. Ya, seams wierd…but she lubs her little porker! Like wee lub are kittehs!

 
 
 
 
 
badmama

why oh why did I have to see this rite after eetin? (ooompfff) SCUSEMEIMUSTBE GOINGNOW!!

(Door slamming)

*silence*

Nana

We iz gratefuls fur the slilence.

 
 
Daphne Moss

I knows what you sez…
But I think little behbeh knows is better to kiss happy piggy dan to eats…

Go vegan…