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I bee mayking teh corny joke heer, but desided not to do it. No want it shood stik in yoor craw.
Gaahhhhhhh…too late
Canny corn stuk in muh toofs….pleh
The last 5 pics, up to the “NOM!” pic are all so old :-/
Please approve throught voting 1 Cheezumborgaar
…”Throught”?
Yeah, it’s like a drought of thought.
Tohe, yU has a rlly dry sense of humore!
Yeah yeah, an teh summers yused to be lawnger an teh moosic yuse to be bedderer. But Ai will gladly gib yu teh wun burgeh, as rekwested
Ambercat has sum win, yez indeed she duz
yabbut, iz dat teh same gut ole dayz when wii hadta wok uphill 8 milez two skool every day, barefeetez, wiff snow upto ar hips?
confushion
I has it
*danse fur daisy : ) danse fur daisy!*
Ai’m dansing too. DaisytCC had a nawt second awn “Dis so Rong” and also a nawt dance!
So we must dance doublee much to maek up fur it. Corn. . .corn. A danse with corn and lited stix. hmmmmm. Enebuddee wif a suggeschun? Ai’m going fur coffee. brb.
awl rit- two dancs wun native ‘merican da ober filipino (ackshcholy frum isle ub leyte)
green corn danc n den letz do sum tinikling!
momcat
ohb ahi momcat,,,
ai waz luuking fer gascat…butt u cood tell himz ?
ai membered teh fabulous New Zealand Army Marching Band an since he waz tawlkin bout bandz, ai thot he mite lik dis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRTaDX2fOqc&feature=related
an den derz teh Top Secret Drum Corp frum Basal Switzerland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7k6VYGtm8g&feature=related
hope he likz ‘em
hai salleh!!
ai jus watched dose videos, and am utterly in awe.
ai hab neber seeded such perfect marching.
our drumline cud definately lern a cupla things frum taht top secret drum corp.
sarri yu misded meh, ai has been doing reel wurk.
awesome!
gewd moarnin JCH4K and princess mu- ai no can has kewt komment yet cuz teh catfeen haz nawt takkon eefeckt
ROWR!
I iz confuzooled…is it xmas or weenie time…these stix be lit up
It’s Decemberween
da nitemare b4 crissmass!
mah local walgreens (drug store, snack store, git a leetle ob dis, git a
leetle of dat store) had christmas decoratshunz up beefoar holloween.
YUCK !!!!!
Da Hobbee Lohbbee neer us haded der Xmas stuff up in Septembur. Kan kin uf unnerstand cos it kraft stohr n ppls mite b startin Xmus krafts den so dey be dun in tyme 4 holeedaiz, but still…
chrissmas stuff in a krafts store mahkes sum sense…peeps doo
wurk on crafs stuff ahead of time….but dee walgreens had santas
an chrissmas trees in dee window befoar dey had anee holloween
stuffs up….cudda been in Sept….
by de tyme chrissmas comes i feel awll worn owt….dey tuk all dee
speshull owt ob it : (
Kitteh is jus abowt to bottom-bump taht vase an send ebberreeting crashin an smashin acraws teh taybul. Taht’ll teech teh stoppy hoomans to put stiks in teh candeecorn!
part of her ebil plan–vaze crsh down, kitteh nom korms.
Wil it bloom? wat do cannycorn flowrz look lyke?
http://www.happylolday.com
Dey luk just lyke cornflowrz. Onlee, not as bloo.
Lubs cormflowrz. Yelo an orij cormflowrs evun bedder. WANT.
daisy is gud at flowr yolks!
Do not want!
This is the best possible use for kandy korn.
Yeah, I wish I hadsum kandy korn left obber, soas I culd stick sum stiicks init, too. I fink it lookz coo.
Taste:
I naut has it
Obviously kitteh has not brought his humans up very well – they need more trainin’
at least he haz den traind too no dat kitteh haz “I kin stend on top ov table” rights.
or….”Who put candy corn with my sticks!”
two great tastes that taste great together !!!
yeah–liddle bit crouny, and a liddle bit sweety-roll
i meended “crounchy”
Kitteh sez, “I can has overbite?’
revenj is sweete……..mai clawz feels a littl dull……. oh, r teehs new chayrs maed uv bamm boo?
An yu jus pollished tihs taybul?!
Ai is seezunally cormfused.
“two much thyme on mai hans, itz ticksing ‘way wif my santati
two much thyme on mai hans, itz hard to beleave such a catalmity
ib gotz two much thyme on mai hans an iz ticksing wai frum meeeee”
kitteh kat lubs dem oldish songs….
momcat
Luv da Styx refurance! ^_^ DOES WANT!
conzidur dis an innervenshun, kitteh. u can needz moar fiborr in ur dyetz, n less shyoogar, n moar of teh exorrcis.
o mai gawd, sumwun stuk a faggit in mai jarbawlz. tawk bowt yer revursalz ov forchoon!!
yoo no wanna deal wiff dee chanjuz right now !!!!
Kitteh Ah wud be mad 2! I lurvz da candee corn ta def.
And on anuder note—
I now has THREE Loltulas! Did hobbee grows like da mold!
okeedokee……
so noaw ya hafta solve dee misteree of de sex ob de first
furrie leetle beestie….a boy or a girl ????
an contgratz on dee 2 noo addishunz !!
Hai, profkrakatoa:
Wun ubz teh furree
spydurrz shoodz B naymd Boariss.
See howz oaldz U arz
Gurl spydurr coodz B
named Natashha, butz 4 a
diffrent reezun
Jack.
OOOh Jack!! I love Boris and Natasha! I tink you hab hit the name da loltulas JACKPOT!
Perfect to name dem after such disfu…dsyfunk…grumpy couple!
akshooly, ai knos eggsackly whut yoo is tawlkin aboot, “boris the spider” ees wun of mai fabrite “the Who” sawngs.
HA!
Iz olda den u an I noes MOR den U!!!!! try da Rocky n Bullwinkle!
I winz, I winz, I winz!!!!
(danc da happi dan ub da mommi noin mor den da teeneager!!!!)
momcat
hah rite bak atcha! ai kno da rocky an bullwinkle reference tuu
ai akshooly used tu watch taht show! carnt member where tho.
ha ha two!!!
I naows when n wear u watches itz- atz abou 2am in da morni on da nicklemaloden!!!!
I catchez u der lots…
“oh hai u sez- jus can geta sleepz” weeel cours nawt u watcn t v!
momcat
i leff yoo a commit asking iffen yoo fownd owt iffen de furst won
is a boy or a girl…..but wurd press ated it…
an de ansar iz ?!?!?!??!!
Yep…da furstee one was a BOY! Da dealerz liedz or were wrong about da gender.
Him got….umm…lucky at da tarantula meeting yesterday and we brough himz bride home wid us.
Noyzee Tuckkz Kitteh
fyndz a disskreppansee wyle
awn Howse Inspekkshun
Disslykez dyeneeng rume
centurrpeese. Duz nawt fyndz it
pleezeeng 2 t3h iee
Spesshull rubbeeng playse
shoodz nawt beez aybill 2 skratch
bakk. Needz 2 B fixxt!
Jack.
an fixxt noaw !!!
LOL @ howse inspekkshun. Mah kittehs is always doin teh inspekkshuns, an always displeaseded wif sumfin.
U no want Stix? How bout I put Gehnusis in ur kandy korn insted?
oh-
okay, dat be fin
jus no want pet shop boyz…..
momcat
profkrakatoa,
U goez tu two moar teasherz comvenshonz? Eye tol u dey haz tu bee givin owt bettah tings een da different skewl diztrictz. U kneedz tu tranzfur soon, or u be inundayted in pyderz, like een Hairy Potterz! Wii sai “wherz profkrakatoa?” an dey sai “dunno, hee phollow hees pyderz eentu da dark phorest!” Ur skewl haz de chamber uf ceecretz?
U needz moar namez? De bee boiz or guirlz?
Oh, an eye don tink eye be tellin peoplz dat dis hobbie beez like growin mold…eet don soun tu pealin.
I LOL’d Dr Pepper out my nose wid dis post Tribble.
I no had da chamber of da secretz. I teeches at da public skul…we no can afford chambers….only has one faculty ladeez room! (and fyi – Ah is laydee teechur perzun.)
Da hub makez me promiss no more loltulas. Only da 3 I hab now…..when da girl lays da eggs I hab to gib them away.
I will haz 400-500 of dem!
kitkay wantz gazkat two be nawt second (or fird, or 4th, or…) I wantz to danse a Tarantula!!! \
Awlso B phun 2 watch awl teh tarantulas danse teh Tarantula!
s/corn/corm/
Better than STYX in your candy corn, they suck.
Styx be ribber running throo Hades, rait? Wiv lugoob … lewgub … skary lukings ferryman?
I dunno wot kandykorn is, bai teh way!
Kandycorn is much much good nom nom noms. Is basikally pur sugar in da fall colorz to look sorta lika da corn kernelz.
candy + corms = nommy nummersons!
s’ok
jus fro da kandykorn two da Cerberus an u be fin
az we awl noe, goggies eatz anyfing!
momcat
yabutt donnt joo jus HADE it whin he etes wif hiz moufs ohpin!?!
speshully three-headed goggies, an tehy eats 3x as much of it!
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
ordinarli….ai do nawt commentz awn peeplez decoratin stile…….sum peeplez hab tastez sum dont……
butt in dis instanc…ai am dribben to wondur at wat posseded sumwun to put teh big blak stikz ina jar wiff candicorm…….
iz nawt stylishes oar preeti oar anifing butt
STRANJ !!!!!
an nawt ina gud wai
kitteh sez, “Sum peelez hab taste…nom, nom, nom…”
Where’s mi kat? Oh, there’s mi damn kat. Looks like mi kat. Youz cans keeps him. Damn kat’s name is Sherlock – this kat looks like mi kat.
Seriously – are you sure you didn’t borrow my cat? I’ll have to try that with my damn furball.
Yeah–we burrowed yer cat! Now iz naut yer cat–iz R cat! Wee gibs hymn a bedder Holmes. Wif peepz who lurves, luffs and loves kittehs!
Won thyme, Sumwon putz “Journey” an’ “Air Supply” inz MAI candy corn!
u can haz a train goin e-nee-waaaaayr?
Boariss an Natashhhhhhah sez hi. They iz hear. Wiv meeeee.
Corn an stix? Nawwww — corn beeelongz wiv beeeens an squashhhhhhhhhhhezzzz.
Muzicz? Gotsta beee Yma Sumac, natch.
funniest cat eva!! lol STIKS
kitkay agrees with you an shelloy beelol. Cat’s expressun, specially hims mouf iz priseless! aN teh juxtep, justapo…placement of cat wif teh cormtree is pure genyus!!!
THIS…IS…SPARTA!!!
answear–teh same purrson hoo put teh ape in apericots!
(an same guiy who putz teh hot in hottensnot!)
ya-
same guiz as da wun whoz put da ram in da rama lama ding dong!
momcat
FAVORITE. LOLCAT. OF. ALL. TIME.
i vote we change it to candy corm
LOL
This is my all time favorite!!!
test
candee cornz is gud nomz!
nyom nyom,candy corn wiv stix!
*LOL* Halloween mew!