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sum born evil

good n evil, ying n yang. teh univers requires balance. kittehs gives it.

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EClairL

Kitteh not bad

Kitteh just drawn that way

orangekittehservant

Jessica Rabbit ref FTW!!!

monkeybananaraffle

Yay dat iz quik thinkin EClairL!

Tina

LOL! Evil twinz lolkittehs are mah favs. srsly.

Bizarro

[insert maniacal laughter here]

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai hav been waiting fur this fur a laaawwwwng tiem. In honor of teh quick and clefur thinking EClairL - ai sugjest we does ‘TEH ROGER RABBIT.” Is OK, EClairL?

EClairL

I would be honored — thanks! Show me how?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Sssorrie - had to go and do sum stuff. Ai think moast peepl naoadays don’t even remember thar wuz a “Roger Rabbit” danse!

Roger Rabbit
The Roger Rabbit is like the running man but you are doing it backwards.. Your arms are by your sides (or doing some funky move) and you take your right leg and sorta skip backwards once, and then your left leg you do the same thing, and then your right leg does it again but this time when your right leg goes back you sorta rock back and forth (right left right) note that when your right leg goes back your left leg is in front and vice versa!! You have to do it sorta robotically.

It’s a reelee funnee looking danse - but ai never thot ai wud get to suggest it!i

OK - ai’m starting nao.

* arms bai mai side - rite leg skipping bakwardz*

D_Rizzle

*Just gimme a chaaance to do a hip hop, dance. Gimme a chance to do a daaaance*

 
 
 
 
 
sonic_integer

ghod that is beautiful!

 
greasycat

Butz awl born kyoot.

SueBooCat

sum born awakee and alertee, some born tired
sum born manic, some bornded melan…melon….sad
some bornded on drugs, udderwuns wished they wuz

Jessarakitty

Naow Jim Morrison is mai earwurm: Sum ar boarrrn tu sweet delite; sum r boarn to de enless nite..en ub de nite..en ub de nite…EN UB DE NITE!!!!!
Sry, wuz drugz flah - flas- rebizitn me.
kthxbai.

 
 
philene

sum born gud
sum born beddur

 
stend

and some were born evil but look cute and then OMG it’s got my toe help me !!!

 
 
 
LBeeeze

i was still born first !!!

LBeeeze

lol….

but still nut soon eenuff !!!

 
 
 
shannon

unfortunately evil kitteh is cuter than the good one

phel

is like that with teh boys, too!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yeah - teh evil wuns are almoast ALWAIZ the kyootest. Nawt fayre at awl.

gremlin

Gibben de choyce betwene 2 ebils . . . I alwaiyz triez 2 pik de wun I hevvn’t tryd yet!

Srsly, gibben a choyce betwene 2 kittehs, I wud pik de bad wun ebbery tiem. *sigh*

 
 
 
 
260Oakley

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me, Evil Kitty. Yoo is devilishly kyoot.

mary O'Spockn

dorothy pawker refwunce?

260Oakley

Nope. Mae West, I believe.

stend

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.” - Dorothy Parker

and the bonus quote of the day:
“Everything she wrote is a lie, including “and” and “the,” - Mary McCarthy :twisted:

Jack Deth

Ohai, stend:

Dorothy Parker’s review of Judy Garland’s performance in “The Wizard Of Oz”:

“Miss Garland’s dramatic range runs the gamut from A to B” :-)

Jack.

Johnson442

And now compare the number of peoples that remember Judy Garland’s performance, vs. whoever that wuz talking about it!

Good wins out!!!

 
 
Pittypat

She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines. - - - Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)

She’s a vacuum with nipples.
- - - Otto Preminger (about Marilyn Monroe)

She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.
- - - John Gielgud (about Ingrid Bergman)

leafhopper

chuckle…

i see this sign at muh hairdressers:

If you don’t have anything nice to say about others: LET’S TALK!

 
 
 
snorgler

Dorothy Parker’s friends used to play a game of throwing a word at her to use in a sentence. When the word was “horticulture,” DP said, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

LBeeeze

OMG !!!!! Dats GREAT !!!

she musta been won fazz thinker !

 
 
Hyla's Brook

Iz alwayz liked that quote of Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman.

gascat

I fink dis mus be whaz wong wif u gascat…..

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
James Thurber

momcat

 
gascat

hay! luk whus tawlkin, shu jus fell asleep at a basketball game? hmm? while teh band was playing nun teh less? hmm?

 
gascat

walll- ifz uz stop playn da musi ac den I stop goin ta sleepz!

ackshwoly I lubs da music jus borked on ear ‘fection meds…..

bork, bork, bork.

momcat

 
 
D Marie

http://www.algonquinroundtable.org/ for those interested about who Dorothy and her friends were. She is one person I really wish I had known instead of known about.

And BTW: thanx everybuddy for teh birfdai wishes yesterday. It was like Valentine’s day at elementary school…. you know, when the teacher passed out all the cards from the box, and you didn’t get left out.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

And you even got a Birthday Haiku frum Jack Deth. Ai wuz reelee impressed - and - nawt jelous - nawt envious. Hmmmm. . . just thinking it be wun ofv teh best birthday prezunts ever. Well - thar WUZ taht hoam maed key lime pie!

 
 
BebopBurger

Wow, I has laffs for entyur day nao. Srsly, tears in eyes. :D

 
Cottleston Pie

My favorite is when Clare Booth Luce and Dorothy Parker meet in a doorway and Luce waits to let Parker go first, saying “age before beauty,” to which Parker retorts as she sweeps through the door “and pearls before swine.”

 
 
 
 
 
 
punkin

Kittey not evil, just gibin the goggie da evil ey

mary O'Spockn

kitteh on lef: “mah security dood, let me show u him,googies beeware!”

kitteh on rite: i’m in your blu blankee, protektin da kyoot.

mary O'Spockn

pruf readin, I needs it. shud be goggies, not googies, uf corz

patticlan

sometimes mai goggies r googies

 
 
 
 
 
diva

HALP! Mai ebul twin iz plawtin agans me!

 
Daisy the Curly Cat

…and some were borned to sing teh bloos.

LBeeeze

meeeeeeeeeeeooooowww

yaaaaaooooooooowwwwww

wooooooooooow

wooooooooooow

wooooooooooow

starling

…and sum wer borned 2 sing teh bloos badley.

 
Pittypat

Well, I ain’t got no money,
I’m just walkin’ down the road.
Said I ain’t got no money, honey,
So I’m just walkin’ down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.

 
 
 
 
karen

momm allwayz liekd u bestest!!

mary O'Spockn

dese bee da smotherz brudderz? hee hee- onlee us older wunz mite no who be they.

punkin

Oh Mary, i member them well. luved to watch dem on tb

mary O'Spockn

i thot dey wuz ful ob de entertayn, um intertnainin um much funz to watch, but didnut get da pawlitical refwunces. mebbee not sofistiCated enuf?

punkin

sometimes i got refwnces odder times not. i member day mad me laff lots

scarletkitty

I wuz deh lucky. I gots to seed dem in person cuple of yeers ago. Still full of deh funny and deh win and awesomeness!

 
salleh

wun ob mi yung frenz, (waz 16 at teh tyme) becamed a HUGE fan ob teh Smofferz Bros wen ai plaied wun of mi tapez fer her a cuple of Fanksgibinz ago……eben starteded a fan club fur dem….

see???? sum yung folksies hab teh gud tastez !

 
gascat

lookee whut ai kno!

Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate…

Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?

Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day…

Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate…

Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate?

Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’

Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day.

 
 
 
 
'steroid

All I noes is I wan to smother deez too brudderz. In HUGZ!