sum born gud
sum born evil
good n evil, ying n yang. teh univers requires balance. kittehs gives it.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Kitteh not bad
Kitteh just drawn that way
Jessica Rabbit ref FTW!!!
Yay dat iz quik thinkin EClairL!
LOL! Evil twinz lolkittehs are mah favs. srsly.
[insert maniacal laughter here]
ai hav been waiting fur this fur a laaawwwwng tiem. In honor of teh quick and clefur thinking EClairL - ai sugjest we does ‘TEH ROGER RABBIT.” Is OK, EClairL?
I would be honored — thanks! Show me how?
Sssorrie - had to go and do sum stuff. Ai think moast peepl naoadays don’t even remember thar wuz a “Roger Rabbit” danse!
Roger Rabbit
The Roger Rabbit is like the running man but you are doing it backwards.. Your arms are by your sides (or doing some funky move) and you take your right leg and sorta skip backwards once, and then your left leg you do the same thing, and then your right leg does it again but this time when your right leg goes back you sorta rock back and forth (right left right) note that when your right leg goes back your left leg is in front and vice versa!! You have to do it sorta robotically.
It’s a reelee funnee looking danse - but ai never thot ai wud get to suggest it!i
OK - ai’m starting nao.
* arms bai mai side - rite leg skipping bakwardz*
*Just gimme a chaaance to do a hip hop, dance. Gimme a chance to do a daaaance*
ghod that is beautiful!
Butz awl born kyoot.
sum born awakee and alertee, some born tired
sum born manic, some bornded melan…melon….sad
some bornded on drugs, udderwuns wished they wuz
Naow Jim Morrison is mai earwurm: Sum ar boarrrn tu sweet delite; sum r boarn to de enless nite..en ub de nite..en ub de nite…EN UB DE NITE!!!!!
Sry, wuz drugz flah - flas- rebizitn me.
kthxbai.
sum born gud
sum born beddur
and some were born evil but look cute and then OMG it’s got my toe help me !!!
FTW!
i was still born first !!!
lol….
but still nut soon eenuff !!!
2 slo !!!
unfortunately evil kitteh is cuter than the good one
is like that with teh boys, too!
Yeah - teh evil wuns are almoast ALWAIZ the kyootest. Nawt fayre at awl.
Gibben de choyce betwene 2 ebils . . . I alwaiyz triez 2 pik de wun I hevvn’t tryd yet!
Srsly, gibben a choyce betwene 2 kittehs, I wud pik de bad wun ebbery tiem. *sigh*
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me, Evil Kitty. Yoo is devilishly kyoot.
dorothy pawker refwunce?
Nope. Mae West, I believe.
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.” - Dorothy Parker
and the bonus quote of the day:
“Everything she wrote is a lie, including “and” and “the,” - Mary McCarthy
Ohai, stend:
Dorothy Parker’s review of Judy Garland’s performance in “The Wizard Of Oz”:
“Miss Garland’s dramatic range runs the gamut from A to B”
Jack.
And now compare the number of peoples that remember Judy Garland’s performance, vs. whoever that wuz talking about it!
Good wins out!!!
She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines. - - - Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)
She’s a vacuum with nipples.
- - - Otto Preminger (about Marilyn Monroe)
She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.
- - - John Gielgud (about Ingrid Bergman)
chuckle…
i see this sign at muh hairdressers:
If you don’t have anything nice to say about others: LET’S TALK!
LMAO.
Dorothy Parker’s friends used to play a game of throwing a word at her to use in a sentence. When the word was “horticulture,” DP said, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
OMG !!!!! Dats GREAT !!!
she musta been won fazz thinker !
Iz alwayz liked that quote of Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman.
I fink dis mus be whaz wong wif u gascat…..
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
James Thurber
momcat
hay! luk whus tawlkin, shu jus fell asleep at a basketball game? hmm? while teh band was playing nun teh less? hmm?
walll- ifz uz stop playn da musi ac den I stop goin ta sleepz!
ackshwoly I lubs da music jus borked on ear ‘fection meds…..
bork, bork, bork.
momcat
http://www.algonquinroundtable.org/ for those interested about who Dorothy and her friends were. She is one person I really wish I had known instead of known about.
And BTW: thanx everybuddy for teh birfdai wishes yesterday. It was like Valentine’s day at elementary school…. you know, when the teacher passed out all the cards from the box, and you didn’t get left out.
And you even got a Birthday Haiku frum Jack Deth. Ai wuz reelee impressed - and - nawt jelous - nawt envious. Hmmmm. . . just thinking it be wun ofv teh best birthday prezunts ever. Well - thar WUZ taht hoam maed key lime pie!
Wow, I has laffs for entyur day nao. Srsly, tears in eyes.
My favorite is when Clare Booth Luce and Dorothy Parker meet in a doorway and Luce waits to let Parker go first, saying “age before beauty,” to which Parker retorts as she sweeps through the door “and pearls before swine.”
Steel Magnololias?
Kittey not evil, just gibin the goggie da evil ey
kitteh on lef: “mah security dood, let me show u him,googies beeware!”
kitteh on rite: i’m in your blu blankee, protektin da kyoot.
pruf readin, I needs it. shud be goggies, not googies, uf corz
sometimes mai goggies r googies
Im da evil one
HALP! Mai ebul twin iz plawtin agans me!
…and some were borned to sing teh bloos.
meeeeeeeeeeeooooowww
yaaaaaooooooooowwwwww
wooooooooooow
wooooooooooow
wooooooooooow
…and sum wer borned 2 sing teh bloos badley.
too-shay !
Well, I ain’t got no money,
I’m just walkin’ down the road.
Said I ain’t got no money, honey,
So I’m just walkin’ down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.
momm allwayz liekd u bestest!!
dese bee da smotherz brudderz? hee hee- onlee us older wunz mite no who be they.
Oh Mary, i member them well. luved to watch dem on tb
i thot dey wuz ful ob de entertayn, um intertnainin um much funz to watch, but didnut get da pawlitical refwunces. mebbee not sofistiCated enuf?
sometimes i got refwnces odder times not. i member day mad me laff lots
I wuz deh lucky. I gots to seed dem in person cuple of yeers ago. Still full of deh funny and deh win and awesomeness!
wun ob mi yung frenz, (waz 16 at teh tyme) becamed a HUGE fan ob teh Smofferz Bros wen ai plaied wun of mi tapez fer her a cuple of Fanksgibinz ago……eben starteded a fan club fur dem….
see???? sum yung folksies hab teh gud tastez !
lookee whut ai kno!
Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate…
Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?
Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day…
Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate…
Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate?
Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’
Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day.
All I noes is I wan to smother deez too brudderz. In HUGZ!