sum born gud
sum born evil
good n evil, ying n yang. teh univers requires balance. kittehs gives it.
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Kitteh not bad
Kitteh just drawn that way
Jessica Rabbit ref FTW!!!
Yay dat iz quik thinkin EClairL!
LOL! Evil twinz lolkittehs are mah favs. srsly.
[insert maniacal laughter here]
ai hav been waiting fur this fur a laaawwwwng tiem. In honor of teh quick and clefur thinking EClairL – ai sugjest we does ‘TEH ROGER RABBIT.” Is OK, EClairL?
I would be honored — thanks! Show me how?
Sssorrie – had to go and do sum stuff. Ai think moast peepl naoadays don’t even remember thar wuz a “Roger Rabbit” danse!
Roger Rabbit
The Roger Rabbit is like the running man but you are doing it backwards.. Your arms are by your sides (or doing some funky move) and you take your right leg and sorta skip backwards once, and then your left leg you do the same thing, and then your right leg does it again but this time when your right leg goes back you sorta rock back and forth (right left right) note that when your right leg goes back your left leg is in front and vice versa!! You have to do it sorta robotically.
It’s a reelee funnee looking danse – but ai never thot ai wud get to suggest it!i
OK – ai’m starting nao.
* arms bai mai side – rite leg skipping bakwardz*
*Just gimme a chaaance to do a hip hop, dance. Gimme a chance to do a daaaance*
*LOL* I luvses it!
ghod that is beautiful!
Butz awl born kyoot.
sum born awakee and alertee, some born tired
sum born manic, some bornded melan…melon….sad
some bornded on drugs, udderwuns wished they wuz
Naow Jim Morrison is mai earwurm: Sum ar boarrrn tu sweet delite; sum r boarn to de enless nite..en ub de nite..en ub de nite…EN UB DE NITE!!!!!
Sry, wuz drugz flah – flas- rebizitn me.
kthxbai.
sum born gud
sum born beddur
and some were born evil but look cute and then OMG it’s got my toe help me !!!
FTW!
i was still born first !!!
lol….
but still nut soon eenuff !!!
2 slo !!!
unfortunately evil kitteh is cuter than the good one
is like that with teh boys, too!
Yeah – teh evil wuns are almoast ALWAIZ the kyootest. Nawt fayre at awl.
Gibben de choyce betwene 2 ebils . . . I alwaiyz triez 2 pik de wun I hevvn’t tryd yet!
Srsly, gibben a choyce betwene 2 kittehs, I wud pik de bad wun ebbery tiem. *sigh*
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me, Evil Kitty. Yoo is devilishly kyoot.
dorothy pawker refwunce?
Nope. Mae West, I believe.
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.” – Dorothy Parker
and the bonus quote of the day:
“Everything she wrote is a lie, including “and” and “the,” – Mary McCarthy
Ohai, stend:
Dorothy Parker’s review of Judy Garland’s performance in “The Wizard Of Oz”:
“Miss Garland’s dramatic range runs the gamut from A to B”
Jack.
And now compare the number of peoples that remember Judy Garland’s performance, vs. whoever that wuz talking about it!
Good wins out!!!
She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines. – - – Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)
She’s a vacuum with nipples.
- – - Otto Preminger (about Marilyn Monroe)
She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.
- – - John Gielgud (about Ingrid Bergman)
chuckle…
i see this sign at muh hairdressers:
If you don’t have anything nice to say about others: LET’S TALK!
LMAO.
Dorothy Parker’s friends used to play a game of throwing a word at her to use in a sentence. When the word was “horticulture,” DP said, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
OMG !!!!! Dats GREAT !!!
she musta been won fazz thinker !
Iz alwayz liked that quote of Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman.
I fink dis mus be whaz wong wif u gascat…..
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
James Thurber
momcat
hay! luk whus tawlkin, shu jus fell asleep at a basketball game? hmm? while teh band was playing nun teh less? hmm?
walll- ifz uz stop playn da musi ac den I stop goin ta sleepz!
ackshwoly I lubs da music jus borked on ear ‘fection meds…..
bork, bork, bork.
momcat
http://www.algonquinroundtable.org/ for those interested about who Dorothy and her friends were. She is one person I really wish I had known instead of known about.
And BTW: thanx everybuddy for teh birfdai wishes yesterday. It was like Valentine’s day at elementary school…. you know, when the teacher passed out all the cards from the box, and you didn’t get left out.
And you even got a Birthday Haiku frum Jack Deth. Ai wuz reelee impressed – and – nawt jelous – nawt envious. Hmmmm. . . just thinking it be wun ofv teh best birthday prezunts ever. Well – thar WUZ taht hoam maed key lime pie!
Wow, I has laffs for entyur day nao. Srsly, tears in eyes.
My favorite is when Clare Booth Luce and Dorothy Parker meet in a doorway and Luce waits to let Parker go first, saying “age before beauty,” to which Parker retorts as she sweeps through the door “and pearls before swine.”
Steel Magnololias?
Kittey not evil, just gibin the goggie da evil ey
kitteh on lef: “mah security dood, let me show u him,googies beeware!”
kitteh on rite: i’m in your blu blankee, protektin da kyoot.
pruf readin, I needs it. shud be goggies, not googies, uf corz
sometimes mai goggies r googies
Im da evil one
HALP! Mai ebul twin iz plawtin agans me!
…and some were borned to sing teh bloos.
meeeeeeeeeeeooooowww
yaaaaaooooooooowwwwww
wooooooooooow
wooooooooooow
wooooooooooow
…and sum wer borned 2 sing teh bloos badley.
too-shay !
Well, I ain’t got no money,
I’m just walkin’ down the road.
Said I ain’t got no money, honey,
So I’m just walkin’ down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.
momm allwayz liekd u bestest!!
dese bee da smotherz brudderz? hee hee- onlee us older wunz mite no who be they.
Oh Mary, i member them well. luved to watch dem on tb
i thot dey wuz ful ob de entertayn, um intertnainin um much funz to watch, but didnut get da pawlitical refwunces. mebbee not sofistiCated enuf?
sometimes i got refwnces odder times not. i member day mad me laff lots
I wuz deh lucky. I gots to seed dem in person cuple of yeers ago. Still full of deh funny and deh win and awesomeness!
wun ob mi yung frenz, (waz 16 at teh tyme) becamed a HUGE fan ob teh Smofferz Bros wen ai plaied wun of mi tapez fer her a cuple of Fanksgibinz ago……eben starteded a fan club fur dem….
see???? sum yung folksies hab teh gud tastez !
lookee whut ai kno!
Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate…
Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?
Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day…
Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate…
Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate?
Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’
Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day.
All I noes is I wan to smother deez too brudderz. In HUGZ!
member wez nawt olds, weiz EXPERIENCED!
mai dear mudda, mai dear fadda had a record wif dis ona.
nudder gud wun-
momcat
Bestest kapshun EVAH!
On a purrsonul noht, eyed laik to sae “O RLY?” two teh LOLcatters eye met at Hohm Sweeeet Hohm larst nite – yew no hoo yoo ah.
k tj, dont be a teez.
dish!
yesh…..
joo muzz say naow….
which won waz de ebil
an which won waz de good ??
Dey wuz boef teh lofflee, aldough f gibben teh oppit…opar…f eye let dem den eyem shoor dey bohf had teh potenshul fur ebul…witch iz jes teh wae eye likez em
It wuz a groovee klub, and had stoffed lyon on teh bah. It wuz ohnlee diz mohrnin dat eye reeyalized dat eye shud haf sed “Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get in the bar!”
Teh wittee wun-lynuhs, eye done got tehm
Taht wudda been reelee gud! Chances liek taht dont present tehm everydai.
Liddill Kittehz arz
nawt gud orz eebill! Day arz
instinktivvlee sly
Wye wurkz wenn Hewminz
willz duz feengz 4 U? Kittehz knoez
t3h anserr andz smyle
Dawgeez habz 2 duu
feengz 4 treetz! Kittehz letz
t3h treetz cumz 2 dem
Jack.
“When I’m good, i’m good; but when I’m Bad I’m Bettah!”
I theenk that wun beez Mae West.
B I N G O !
–Leaf
Eye’ll getz u mye pretti
an ur little kitteh tu!
voiz from off screen: oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wher goed my rubbee slippurs! acchhhhhhhhh the goggie eated dem!
I know where the kittehs are from… they’re from the Itty Bitty Kittie Committe, http://ittybittykittycomittie.blogspot.com . Evil kitteh is Wilmalina, the same as the kitteh who drew the Thanksgiving turkey. Good kitty is Maddie. They’re up for adoption in Oregon!
yes, it’s maddie and willamena… and they are in seattle/tacoma.. not oregon!
Oh laurie – whut a wonderful site. Ai do hoep Cornelius and Maddie get to go together. Ai hav a sibling pair, and they hav always luved wun another. And adorabul lliddle Wilmalina – too bad ai awlreddy has teh four!
Although – ai must say – in awl mai life, ai have never gown aut to find a kitteh. They awl have come to mee in sum way. But if ai had handpiked them awl, ai dont think ai cud have dun bedder!
dis percepshunz ob ebil yoo speek abowt iz a conclushun based own
a lack ob understandingz ob de fundamentals ob de process.
joo know de goggie did it :[
u kan stand heer with me if u want but u’ll haff to agree not to talk bowt teh heet.
Body Heat ref FTW!
either that or teh furst kitteh is just better at cuvverin’ up.
she’s torti!! she must be ebil.
… Sum haz grrrrrateness trust upon dem.
Some day, Mufasa, I will be king!
teh hedd nerrs lewkked up an sedd leef dis wun alown, she kewld tell rite away dat I can has badd tew teh bone
b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbad!
George Thouroughlygood, ftw!!
Kitteh #1 “Oh James, I rilly did luv yu, maeebee yu kud has saev me, but ai luv da munneez moar.”
Kitteh #2 “mrowwhahahah mai evul trap werkd I axpekt yu to DIE miztur Bond!!”
Luks liek Melanie and Scarlett. Which one is more memorable?
Yez!! It took me manee years 2 realize Melanie was deh stronger persun..
maebee it be Prissy sayin “eye done no nuffin about birfing no bebehs, miss skarlett” an miss scarlett sayin ‘wut yu MEEN? u done tole me u was sperienced babee birfer!!!”
No, dat iz anodder ob my favoright commentz! Usually whenn I am REALY pissed when someone talks down 2 me.
But, do tinks about what in-vesst-ment did a slave have in deh South? Why b smart & capable when u r propurtee?
I luved reeding GWTW az a teenager & still liek da book, but az the great-granddaughter of a slave, I kno dat grashus world waz built on an obscenity.
(Still kant resist seein Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Butterfly McQueen, and Hattie McDaniel when GWTW iz on TeeVee)
Hyla’s Brook – taht is so interesting. Do you know much abawt yur great-grandma/pa?
It is so sobering, is it nawt, to think taht we are still, as tiem goes, so close to those tiems? Hao cud peeple do it? But, altho is certaynlee nawt neerlee so bad, much ov whut is going awn todai is also incomprehensiblee (to mee) represhensibul. Companee maeking record profits, and denying teh werkers health benefits, penshuns and propurr vacashun tiem.
*sigh*
heehee i duzed dat, alsew. speshully round church wen i be thinkin i be ober wurked.
fanks for tellin bout yur ancestors. i am sorry tu say i had stoopy stoopy stoopy ancestors wut thot dey cud own hoomans. i cry jus thinkin bout it.
I iz moar memorable, a corse. Iz der a Melaniekitteh heer? Huh, huh? Iz der? NOOOOOOO. Der iz nawt. Hah! So der.
also, Scarlet, she wuz a feminist. Duz foar her ownself, nawt wait for a stoopy man to tellz her what to do. She saves bidness, she saves Tara, she saves her fambly. I theenk she getz Rhett bak layter, too. Cuz she finally realizes dat Ashlee iz a wimp and nawt gud enuf foar her.
Diz iz nawt to say dat Melanie nawt strong, she iz. But in diffrent wai. I culd nawt relate to Melanie. when I little scarletkitty, I triez. But I iz too much an In Your Face person. Culd nawt do dah Melanie theeng. Big Fail.
i agree, an not juss kuz i be ur auntie.
i’d say melanie is virtyoous, and Scarlett is strong.
Pittypat – is troo? Scarletkitteh is ur niece?
Nao ai’m wundering hao menee famblees we akshulle has heer. There’s gascat and momcat; cSmall and a lot ov odder Smalls; Teeter and MizHizzyFits are sisters, ai think. And hoo were teh sisters taht had the sort ov fite just a couple ov dais ago?
Ai hav traied to get mai menee kitteh loving, wuderfullee funnee relatives interested – but no luck. Ai must say, ai dont undertand tehm sumtiems!
I fink Pittypat was the aunt’s name in GWTW, not actually related to wun of us, but i not noes fur shure.
I noes my nephew lurks here and sometiems posts, but he refyuz to tell me his online naem.
jitbm – LOL – yoo are certainlee rite abawt teh Aunt Pittypat. Ai thot maybee they had dun it awn purrpose!
Of corse, evereebuddee in mai famblee wud know hoo ai am, becuz ai am – withawt ene clefurness at awl – using mai own nayme! And they awl know ai has teh 4 kittehs!
Mai brother, hoo is a reporter and colemnist fur r local mewspaypur, iz a reelee gud writer, and erlier had sum storees published under a different nayme – but ai cud always tell it wuz he just bai hao he rote abawt things.
Has u ene idea which wun yur nepew cud bee?
nefew finds hyumor in computer code and onlyne gaming, sumting i noes littul about, so hims onlyne naem iz safely shrouded in teh misteree.
why Goed wif teh Wind is such a endyurin klassic: we can reeds later and find new taek on what we orijnaly finkt.
Interestin we has 2 GWTW personalities here: Scarlett & Pittypat.
We gots openings fur a Rhett, an Ashley and a Melanie(if she daers sho hers face after Scarlett Kitty’s tuff talk).
I cans be Belle Watling?
floozie – whut an interesting idea! Casting GWTW wif teh peeple heer! Ai has red it several tiems and it never fails to be interesting. Tho ai offen want to taek Scarlett and . . .but no use. She nebber will chaynge!
Mai problem wif casting is – ai’m nawt shure hoo heer is whut. Well, menee we knows fur shur. But is wasn’t so lawng ago taht we fownd aut taht woodchuck iz reelee woodcharlotte!!
Teho, stend, paws4thot, iamhoff, patrick (ai assume – so menee peepl are naymed after their kittehs taht their names don’t meen much.) Jules was a guy – but – he duzn’t seem to be heer enymoar. Ai miss him. He wuz so clever. gascat – o mai – brayne nawt werking! There must bee moar – and ai hoep ai am nawt insulrting enewun bai nawt remembering tehm at this moment!!
GUISE – MALE GUISE – SPEEK UP so WEE KNOW HOO YOO ARE PLEESE.
ps…..ober hear- gascat nawt lukn rit naow. I tells u himz secrt-
himz name is himz REAL initials (GAS)- himz silli mom waz tol dat initials dat mak wurd iz gud luk…….
what a silli mom ( I neber fout himz wud uz hole fing…)
(runs awai n hides sos da gascat don sees me….)
momcat
yoozta be dat i dint wunt enywun to noe wether i wuz boi or gurl, wen i went onlien. dat wuz a wyel ago nao, but i fink rilly it shudnt mater. iz not liek i be lukin fr daets heer.
Evil kitteh plotz:
“F1rst Iz jummp on floor… Den maek pritty fayce… Roll on deh backk, wiggle bodee… Sum one w1ll kome bi & snorgle meh… Den, !!!Gotcha!!! Twentee teeny claws, and Thurtee teeth sink into hooman flessh!..
“Den I run awayy & hyde under bed to hatch mi nexx fiendish plann!”
(Momee tanks kitteh Celeste who did not bite Momee when she tryed to count how manee teeth a kitteh has…..)
Wuz kitteh Celeste awn druugz? Wil she shar?
Duz knot tak ebil kitteh tu set ah tummy trap. Gut ones du id tu.
but didn’t cownt the claws. dere only ateteen.
when you done as manee nail trims as me, u knows dese things.
Iz belief u!! Kounting teeth purilous enuf! DO NOT WANT 2 tri kitteh’z payshunts kounting claws.
18 clawz + 30 teeth = manee OUCH! when kitteh nawt happee wiz momee…
When my son tellz me nex time dat he haf tu angels on hims shoulders, wun gud, ones ebil…. I will tink of theze kittehs!
Bwahahaha. Wen I wuz in kollidge, mah roommate comez bak from Kiddie Lit class wun dai laffin her ass off. Her prof. kicked gui owt uv class. Tellz him he can’t come bak til bad fairie on his sholder is gawn.
troo storee.
She was interesting prof, to sai dah leest. Got kicked owt of town layter becuz of awl her cats.
oh mai, eet seams that time, well, eez runnin’ awai. far awai. continuez, this will. untillll demand are met.
Gud kitteh getz dis nice bed fur Xmas:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8167323
I r da Diet Coke uf Evil
Just 1 Caloree… Not Evil Nuf
shht.
de fact dat aneewon gotta be own ah diet is ebil enuff !!!
Ur teh margarine ob ebil!
on left: “So what we gonna do tonight boss?”
on right: “Same thing we do everynight, try and take over the world.”
Pinky and Da Brainz? LOL!
whatever you do, don’t feed ‘em after midnight
yay gremlinz
point to the microwave if they get outta hand
Oh NOES!!!! Nawt de mikrowaev!
an den dey go 2 evel medical skool.
Mark an Damien Thorn wud lyk tu tel u dat dey iz not skaree kitunz. Nawt at al.
Wel, Mark wud. Damien r teh antiburgr.
They BOTH look nawtee akshuly….the left is gonna be the brawn, the right is gonna be the brain, and do the “but i is so kewt…don i look like an angel? it no wuz me”.
Calvin vs. Hobbes played out again, in LOLcat
those kittehs are up for adopshun…. check out ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com
Teh wun ahn teh rite iz ebil Ai tails U …….EEEEEEBILLLLL!!1!
Ai mehk dem mai at visors. Won sit on lef soldier, won on wright. Dey gib meh prose and kahns ob wut 2 dew.
The evil kitteh looks like Dick Cheney.
ur rite! an teh odder one looks a little bushy . . .
http://www.politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushcheneybrokeback.htm
Dere haz nevvvrrrrrrr, NEVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ben a bad cat. NEVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
well, wen ur rite , ur rite !
nosuches fing az bad kitteh,,
iz jest mizunnnerstood
EE-vihl kitteh sez “Kum 2 dark saide, we haz cookyz.”
Pinky an’ ze brain kittahs r plootin wurld dumanation
OOps…you beat me by 2hrs. I iz wee todd id.
Left Kitteh: “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”
RIght Kitteh: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world.”
Ohai neil pinky and the brain ref FTW~~~
gud, ebil, watevz, tey bof r teh ky00tz.
Good, evil? I da one wit da catnip.
LOL that is purrfict
She was beautiful but eeeeeeeeeevil…
that TORTIE kittehn maydz mah hed SPLODE wit KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!
SO PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
–tabbeh not bad eider
Evool Kitteh iz jus lyke DOCTOR EVILS CAT.
plawtting to get WUN BILLYUN DOLLORS!!!
kurs yoo awstin kitteh powas!!!
hia wehlcem to de dahrk sihd
omg! those kittehs are so ka yoot! omgomgomg! i want some!!!! =^.^=
wat happind on dec2 07? practicli ALL the lolz are on then.