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good n evil, ying n yang. teh univers requires balance. kittehs gives it.

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  1. EClairL says:

    Kitteh not bad

    Kitteh just drawn that way

    • orangekittehservant says:

      Jessica Rabbit ref FTW!!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      ai hav been waiting fur this fur a laaawwwwng tiem. In honor of teh quick and clefur thinking EClairL – ai sugjest we does ‘TEH ROGER RABBIT.” Is OK, EClairL?

      • EClairL says:

        I would be honored — thanks! Show me how?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Sssorrie – had to go and do sum stuff. Ai think moast peepl naoadays don’t even remember thar wuz a “Roger Rabbit” danse!

          Roger Rabbit
          The Roger Rabbit is like the running man but you are doing it backwards.. Your arms are by your sides (or doing some funky move) and you take your right leg and sorta skip backwards once, and then your left leg you do the same thing, and then your right leg does it again but this time when your right leg goes back you sorta rock back and forth (right left right) note that when your right leg goes back your left leg is in front and vice versa!! You have to do it sorta robotically.

          It’s a reelee funnee looking danse – but ai never thot ai wud get to suggest it!i

          OK – ai’m starting nao.

          * arms bai mai side – rite leg skipping bakwardz*

    • Courtney says:

      *LOL* I luvses it!

  2. sonic_integer says:

    ghod that is beautiful!

  3. greasycat says:

    Butz awl born kyoot.

  4. LBeeeze says:

    i was still born first !!!

  5. shannon says:

    unfortunately evil kitteh is cuter than the good one

  6. 260Oakley says:

    If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me, Evil Kitty. Yoo is devilishly kyoot.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      dorothy pawker refwunce?

      • 260Oakley says:

        Nope. Mae West, I believe.

        • stend says:

          “If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

          “If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.” – Dorothy Parker

          and the bonus quote of the day:
          “Everything she wrote is a lie, including “and” and “the,” – Mary McCarthy

          :twisted:

          • Jack Deth says:

            Ohai, stend:

            Dorothy Parker’s review of Judy Garland’s performance in “The Wizard Of Oz”:

            “Miss Garland’s dramatic range runs the gamut from A to B” :-)

            Jack.

            • Johnson442 says:

              And now compare the number of peoples that remember Judy Garland’s performance, vs. whoever that wuz talking about it!

              Good wins out!!!

          • Pittypat says:

            She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines. – - – Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)

            She’s a vacuum with nipples.
            - – - Otto Preminger (about Marilyn Monroe)

            She speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.
            - – - John Gielgud (about Ingrid Bergman)

          • snorgler says:

            Dorothy Parker’s friends used to play a game of throwing a word at her to use in a sentence. When the word was “horticulture,” DP said, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

          • Hyla's Brook says:

            Iz alwayz liked that quote of Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman.

            • gascat says:

              I fink dis mus be whaz wong wif u gascat…..

              I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
              James Thurber

              momcat

            • gascat says:

              hay! luk whus tawlkin, shu jus fell asleep at a basketball game? hmm? while teh band was playing nun teh less? hmm?

            • gascat says:

              walll- ifz uz stop playn da musi ac den I stop goin ta sleepz!

              ackshwoly I lubs da music jus borked on ear ‘fection meds…..

              bork, bork, bork.

              momcat

          • D Marie says:

            http://www.algonquinroundtable.org/ for those interested about who Dorothy and her friends were. She is one person I really wish I had known instead of known about.

            And BTW: thanx everybuddy for teh birfdai wishes yesterday. It was like Valentine’s day at elementary school…. you know, when the teacher passed out all the cards from the box, and you didn’t get left out.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              And you even got a Birthday Haiku frum Jack Deth. Ai wuz reelee impressed – and – nawt jelous – nawt envious. Hmmmm. . . just thinking it be wun ofv teh best birthday prezunts ever. Well – thar WUZ taht hoam maed key lime pie!

          • BebopBurger says:

            Wow, I has laffs for entyur day nao. Srsly, tears in eyes. :D

          • Cottleston Pie says:

            My favorite is when Clare Booth Luce and Dorothy Parker meet in a doorway and Luce waits to let Parker go first, saying “age before beauty,” to which Parker retorts as she sweeps through the door “and pearls before swine.”

    • 3heathens says:

      Steel Magnololias?

  7. punkin says:

    Kittey not evil, just gibin the goggie da evil ey

  8. Wolfer says:

    Im da evil one 8)

  9. diva says:

    HALP! Mai ebul twin iz plawtin agans me!

  10. …and some were borned to sing teh bloos.

  11. karen says:

    momm allwayz liekd u bestest!!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      dese bee da smotherz brudderz? hee hee- onlee us older wunz mite no who be they.

      • punkin says:

        Oh Mary, i member them well. luved to watch dem on tb

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          i thot dey wuz ful ob de entertayn, um intertnainin um much funz to watch, but didnut get da pawlitical refwunces. mebbee not sofistiCated enuf?

          • punkin says:

            sometimes i got refwnces odder times not. i member day mad me laff lots

            • scarletkitty says:

              I wuz deh lucky. I gots to seed dem in person cuple of yeers ago. Still full of deh funny and deh win and awesomeness!

            • salleh says:

              wun ob mi yung frenz, (waz 16 at teh tyme) becamed a HUGE fan ob teh Smofferz Bros wen ai plaied wun of mi tapez fer her a cuple of Fanksgibinz ago……eben starteded a fan club fur dem….

              see???? sum yung folksies hab teh gud tastez !

            • gascat says:

              lookee whut ai kno!

              Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate…

              Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?

              Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day…

              Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate…

              Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate?

              Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’

              Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day.

      • 'steroid says:

        All I noes is I wan to smother deez too brudderz. In HUGZ!

      • gascat says:

        member wez nawt olds, weiz EXPERIENCED!
        mai dear mudda, mai dear fadda had a record wif dis ona.

        nudder gud wun-

        momcat

  12. Tony James says:

    Bestest kapshun EVAH!

    On a purrsonul noht, eyed laik to sae “O RLY?” two teh LOLcatters eye met at Hohm Sweeeet Hohm larst nite – yew no hoo yoo ah.

    • Pittypat says:

      k tj, dont be a teez.
      dish!

      • LBeeeze says:

        yesh…..

        joo muzz say naow….

        which won waz de ebil

        an which won waz de good ??

        • Tony James says:

          Dey wuz boef teh lofflee, aldough f gibben teh oppit…opar…f eye let dem den eyem shoor dey bohf had teh potenshul fur ebul…witch iz jes teh wae eye likez em :)

          • Tony James says:

            It wuz a groovee klub, and had stoffed lyon on teh bah. It wuz ohnlee diz mohrnin dat eye reeyalized dat eye shud haf sed “Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get in the bar!”

            Teh wittee wun-lynuhs, eye done got tehm :(

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Kittehz arz
    nawt gud orz eebill! Day arz
    instinktivvlee sly

    Wye wurkz wenn Hewminz
    willz duz feengz 4 U? Kittehz knoez
    t3h anserr andz smyle

    Dawgeez habz 2 duu
    feengz 4 treetz! Kittehz letz
    t3h treetz cumz 2 dem :-)

    Jack.

  14. Tribble says:

    Eye’ll getz u mye pretti
    an ur little kitteh tu!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      voiz from off screen: oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wher goed my rubbee slippurs! acchhhhhhhhh the goggie eated dem!

  15. kateyc says:

    I know where the kittehs are from… they’re from the Itty Bitty Kittie Committe, http://ittybittykittycomittie.blogspot.com . Evil kitteh is Wilmalina, the same as the kitteh who drew the Thanksgiving turkey. Good kitty is Maddie. They’re up for adoption in Oregon!

    • laurie says:

      yes, it’s maddie and willamena… and they are in seattle/tacoma.. not oregon!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh laurie – whut a wonderful site. Ai do hoep Cornelius and Maddie get to go together. Ai hav a sibling pair, and they hav always luved wun another. And adorabul lliddle Wilmalina – too bad ai awlreddy has teh four!

        Although – ai must say – in awl mai life, ai have never gown aut to find a kitteh. They awl have come to mee in sum way. But if ai had handpiked them awl, ai dont think ai cud have dun bedder!

  16. LBeeeze says:

    dis percepshunz ob ebil yoo speek abowt iz a conclushun based own

    a lack ob understandingz ob de fundamentals ob de process.

    joo know de goggie did it :[

  17. Pittypat says:

    u kan stand heer with me if u want but u’ll haff to agree not to talk bowt teh heet.

  18. invisible commenter says:

    either that or teh furst kitteh is just better at cuvverin’ up.

  19. sarakitty says:

    … Sum haz grrrrrateness trust upon dem.

  20. KC says:

    Some day, Mufasa, I will be king!

  21. kitteh mommee says:

    teh hedd nerrs lewkked up an sedd leef dis wun alown, she kewld tell rite away dat I can has badd tew teh bone

  22. elfinugget says:

    Kitteh #1 “Oh James, I rilly did luv yu, maeebee yu kud has saev me, but ai luv da munneez moar.”

    Kitteh #2 “mrowwhahahah mai evul trap werkd I axpekt yu to DIE miztur Bond!!”

  23. floozie says:

    Luks liek Melanie and Scarlett. Which one is more memorable?

    • Hyla's Brook says:

      Yez!! It took me manee years 2 realize Melanie was deh stronger persun..

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      maebee it be Prissy sayin “eye done no nuffin about birfing no bebehs, miss skarlett” an miss scarlett sayin ‘wut yu MEEN? u done tole me u was sperienced babee birfer!!!”

      • Hyla's Brook says:

        No, dat iz anodder ob my favoright commentz! Usually whenn I am REALY pissed when someone talks down 2 me.

        But, do tinks about what in-vesst-ment did a slave have in deh South? Why b smart & capable when u r propurtee?

        I luved reeding GWTW az a teenager & still liek da book, but az the great-granddaughter of a slave, I kno dat grashus world waz built on an obscenity.

        (Still kant resist seein Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Butterfly McQueen, and Hattie McDaniel when GWTW iz on TeeVee)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Hyla’s Brook – taht is so interesting. Do you know much abawt yur great-grandma/pa?

          It is so sobering, is it nawt, to think taht we are still, as tiem goes, so close to those tiems? Hao cud peeple do it? But, altho is certaynlee nawt neerlee so bad, much ov whut is going awn todai is also incomprehensiblee (to mee) represhensibul. Companee maeking record profits, and denying teh werkers health benefits, penshuns and propurr vacashun tiem.

          *sigh*

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          heehee i duzed dat, alsew. speshully round church wen i be thinkin i be ober wurked.
          fanks for tellin bout yur ancestors. i am sorry tu say i had stoopy stoopy stoopy ancestors wut thot dey cud own hoomans. i cry jus thinkin bout it.

    • scarletkitty says:

      I iz moar memorable, a corse. Iz der a Melaniekitteh heer? Huh, huh? Iz der? NOOOOOOO. Der iz nawt. Hah! So der.

      also, Scarlet, she wuz a feminist. Duz foar her ownself, nawt wait for a stoopy man to tellz her what to do. She saves bidness, she saves Tara, she saves her fambly. I theenk she getz Rhett bak layter, too. Cuz she finally realizes dat Ashlee iz a wimp and nawt gud enuf foar her.

      • scarletkitty says:

        Diz iz nawt to say dat Melanie nawt strong, she iz. But in diffrent wai. I culd nawt relate to Melanie. when I little scarletkitty, I triez. But I iz too much an In Your Face person. Culd nawt do dah Melanie theeng. Big Fail.

        • Pittypat says:

          i agree, an not juss kuz i be ur auntie.
          i’d say melanie is virtyoous, and Scarlett is strong.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Pittypat – is troo? Scarletkitteh is ur niece?

            Nao ai’m wundering hao menee famblees we akshulle has heer. There’s gascat and momcat; cSmall and a lot ov odder Smalls; Teeter and MizHizzyFits are sisters, ai think. And hoo were teh sisters taht had the sort ov fite just a couple ov dais ago?

            Ai hav traied to get mai menee kitteh loving, wuderfullee funnee relatives interested – but no luck. Ai must say, ai dont undertand tehm sumtiems!

            • julyisthebestmonth says:

              I fink Pittypat was the aunt’s name in GWTW, not actually related to wun of us, but i not noes fur shure.

              I noes my nephew lurks here and sometiems posts, but he refyuz to tell me his online naem.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              jitbm – LOL – yoo are certainlee rite abawt teh Aunt Pittypat. Ai thot maybee they had dun it awn purrpose!

              Of corse, evereebuddee in mai famblee wud know hoo ai am, becuz ai am – withawt ene clefurness at awl – using mai own nayme! And they awl know ai has teh 4 kittehs!

              Mai brother, hoo is a reporter and colemnist fur r local mewspaypur, iz a reelee gud writer, and erlier had sum storees published under a different nayme – but ai cud always tell it wuz he just bai hao he rote abawt things.

              Has u ene idea which wun yur nepew cud bee?

            • julyisthebestmonth says:

              nefew finds hyumor in computer code and onlyne gaming, sumting i noes littul about, so hims onlyne naem iz safely shrouded in teh misteree.

    • floozie says:

      why Goed wif teh Wind is such a endyurin klassic: we can reeds later and find new taek on what we orijnaly finkt.

      Interestin we has 2 GWTW personalities here: Scarlett & Pittypat.
      We gots openings fur a Rhett, an Ashley and a Melanie(if she daers sho hers face after Scarlett Kitty’s tuff talk).

      • pegataur says:

        I cans be Belle Watling?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        floozie – whut an interesting idea! Casting GWTW wif teh peeple heer! Ai has red it several tiems and it never fails to be interesting. Tho ai offen want to taek Scarlett and . . .but no use. She nebber will chaynge!

        Mai problem wif casting is – ai’m nawt shure hoo heer is whut. Well, menee we knows fur shur. But is wasn’t so lawng ago taht we fownd aut taht woodchuck iz reelee woodcharlotte!!

        Teho, stend, paws4thot, iamhoff, patrick (ai assume – so menee peepl are naymed after their kittehs taht their names don’t meen much.) Jules was a guy – but – he duzn’t seem to be heer enymoar. Ai miss him. He wuz so clever. gascat – o mai – brayne nawt werking! There must bee moar – and ai hoep ai am nawt insulrting enewun bai nawt remembering tehm at this moment!!

        GUISE – MALE GUISE – SPEEK UP so WEE KNOW HOO YOO ARE PLEESE.

        • gascat says:

          ps…..ober hear- gascat nawt lukn rit naow. I tells u himz secrt-
          himz name is himz REAL initials (GAS)- himz silli mom waz tol dat initials dat mak wurd iz gud luk…….

          what a silli mom ( I neber fout himz wud uz hole fing…)

          (runs awai n hides sos da gascat don sees me….)

          momcat

        • Teho says:

          yoozta be dat i dint wunt enywun to noe wether i wuz boi or gurl, wen i went onlien. dat wuz a wyel ago nao, but i fink rilly it shudnt mater. iz not liek i be lukin fr daets heer.
          ;)

  24. Hyla's Brook says:

    Evil kitteh plotz:
    “F1rst Iz jummp on floor… Den maek pritty fayce… Roll on deh backk, wiggle bodee… Sum one w1ll kome bi & snorgle meh… Den, !!!Gotcha!!! Twentee teeny claws, and Thurtee teeth sink into hooman flessh!..

    “Den I run awayy & hyde under bed to hatch mi nexx fiendish plann!”

    (Momee tanks kitteh Celeste who did not bite Momee when she tryed to count how manee teeth a kitteh has…..)

    • dd says:

      Wuz kitteh Celeste awn druugz? Wil she shar?

      Duz knot tak ebil kitteh tu set ah tummy trap. Gut ones du id tu.

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      but didn’t cownt the claws. dere only ateteen.

      when you done as manee nail trims as me, u knows dese things.

      • Hyla's Brook says:

        Iz belief u!! Kounting teeth purilous enuf! DO NOT WANT 2 tri kitteh’z payshunts kounting claws.

        18 clawz + 30 teeth = manee OUCH! when kitteh nawt happee wiz momee…

  25. 3heathens says:

    When my son tellz me nex time dat he haf tu angels on hims shoulders, wun gud, ones ebil…. I will tink of theze kittehs!

    • scarletkitty says:

      Bwahahaha. Wen I wuz in kollidge, mah roommate comez bak from Kiddie Lit class wun dai laffin her ass off. Her prof. kicked gui owt uv class. Tellz him he can’t come bak til bad fairie on his sholder is gawn.
      troo storee.
      She was interesting prof, to sai dah leest. Got kicked owt of town layter becuz of awl her cats.

  26. matt says:

    oh mai, eet seams that time, well, eez runnin’ awai. far awai. continuez, this will. untillll demand are met.

  27. Dustbunny says:

    Gud kitteh getz dis nice bed fur Xmas:

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8167323

  28. Nick says:

    I r da Diet Coke uf Evil

    Just 1 Caloree… Not Evil Nuf

  29. rodney dill says:

    on left: “So what we gonna do tonight boss?”
    on right: “Same thing we do everynight, try and take over the world.”

  30. rodney dill says:

    whatever you do, don’t feed ‘em after midnight

  31. thepetmuseum says:

    an den dey go 2 evel medical skool.

  32. Seward says:

    Mark an Damien Thorn wud lyk tu tel u dat dey iz not skaree kitunz. Nawt at al.

    Wel, Mark wud. Damien r teh antiburgr.

  33. leafhopper says:

    They BOTH look nawtee akshuly….the left is gonna be the brawn, the right is gonna be the brain, and do the “but i is so kewt…don i look like an angel? it no wuz me”.

  34. Amethyst42 says:

    Calvin vs. Hobbes played out again, in LOLcat

  35. serra says:

    those kittehs are up for adopshun…. check out ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com

  36. thornius says:

    Teh wun ahn teh rite iz ebil Ai tails U …….EEEEEEBILLLLL!!1!

  37. thornius says:

    Ai mehk dem mai at visors. Won sit on lef soldier, won on wright. Dey gib meh prose and kahns ob wut 2 dew.

  38. walrus4bucket says:

    The evil kitteh looks like Dick Cheney.

  39. muhj says:

    Dere haz nevvvrrrrrrr, NEVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ben a bad cat. NEVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

  40. Theresa says:

    EE-vihl kitteh sez “Kum 2 dark saide, we haz cookyz.”

  41. David shaw says:

    Pinky an’ ze brain kittahs r plootin wurld dumanation

  42. Neil says:

    Left Kitteh: “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”

    RIght Kitteh: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world.”

  43. trtskh says:

    gud, ebil, watevz, tey bof r teh ky00tz.

  44. Good, evil? I da one wit da catnip.

  45. Mina says:

    LOL that is purrfict

  46. Mz. Jackal says:

    She was beautiful but eeeeeeeeeevil…

  47. Plobes says:

    that TORTIE kittehn maydz mah hed SPLODE wit KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!

    SO PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    –tabbeh not bad eider

  48. Lawlkitkat says:

    Evool Kitteh iz jus lyke DOCTOR EVILS CAT.

    plawtting to get WUN BILLYUN DOLLORS!!!

    kurs yoo awstin kitteh powas!!!

  49. mowie says:

    hia wehlcem to de dahrk sihd

  50. prittykitty525 says:

    omg! those kittehs are so ka yoot! omgomgomg! i want some!!!! =^.^=

  51. iris says:

    wat happind on dec2 07? practicli ALL the lolz are on then.


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