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An’ Lebes dem in Fambily way it lucks leik!
noes..dis be Billee Krystal in much funnee moovie “wEhn hairy meeted sallee” & he is wundering “how long duz i haf to stay??? “
somewherez between 5 minuts and all nite, dats’ ur problem
Seducin’ teh ladies wif his purpell hart.
and his tangerine speedo (*just* out of frame)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhGfpHuvFyE
the first thing i thought of when i saw his collar was the red hat club
i’ve been spending too much time around women “of a certain age”
aging tranny action on ICHC – something new and exciting here every day
hmmm…
where’d mah comment go? stoopy WP….
oh well wuznt much anyway
STDs…
DON NOT JUAN!
that was terribly, terribly, terribly witty!
Suave Kitteh has charisma.
http://www.wannasmile.com
juzz call meh rico : }
click heer ta see Rico’s moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04
oh comon, stend…..
joo know joo wunt to !!
what, like I haven’t seen that ?
incidentially, for a moment there I accidentially linked to the rico suave video while unpausing ozzy osborne’s ‘crazy train’ on Itunes (which I had downloaded earlier today, don’t ask) while still listening to a story on gambling on thislife.org – it was pretty interesting, but I can’t say that it didn’t please me
stend, stend, stend,
shut an interresting lyfe yu muss leeds.
akshooly, ahm nawt far behind yoo.
hay gascat……did joo get teh linkz ai sended u ???
whai yiss ai deed, ai njoyeded eet emmensly, ai tink our drumline cud lern menny tings frum taht top secret drum corp.
oh an bai teh wai stend, crazy train is (i’m told) one of my marchin’ bands signature songs, that and teh tuba cheer.
That’s wat I frot ov wen I seed ur comment.
Fankfully, I waz able to stop the eerwurm.
Butts, joo has to post da link.
Fanks
a lotz.
np : )
omg i hated that! that was vile!
I may leeves dem, but I leeves dem happie. See Maria dere on teh bed? Dont she luk peasfull an kunten……contin…..cundende……..satissfyed?
I fink is tru. She lukz peasfull…. satissfyed! And mebbe has bebbeh kittehs? Hmm.
LOL cat on bed iz boy cat.
Hao doo yoo know that?
awll de tyme finkin…..
wut gud are nines foar iffen i cant lib em awll wall to wall ??
meow meow
Fr Don Juan kitteh…
…”nine lives” haz addishunul meanings.
“oh Don Juan kitteh…weev bin doin tihs fr howrs…I can’t beleev yr still…so…’alive…’ “
lol
an ebben tho he leebs….he awllwais comes
back whenebber he can.
sometings juzz too gud to leeb for long : )
kitteh …
Don Juan leve dem wif bebbe kittehs!
Teh laydeez….dey kant rezizt mah charmz….
Haha! Nice Lord Byron reference!
First post danz! Meh do Kitteh Kawnga,,,,,, Da, da, duh, duh, DA, duh; Da, da, duh, duh DA, duh.
Gud fursty fur Thornyuss!
Ai’ll danse teh kawnga wit ewe!
Ai’m rite behind yoo! Ai finds teh kawnga lots ov fun! Gud choyce, þornius.
Da, da, duh, duh, DA, duh; Da, da, duh, duh DA, duh. (whoo hoo!)
JCH4K……oh u jest luukin for excuze to “whoo hoo” !
spoze dis iz gud az ani…
Da, da, duh. duh, DA, duh: Da, da duh,duh, DA duh…(whoo ho)
hay, pretti short lyne heer ?!
Yes, salleh, ai am!! LOLZ. In mai reel lief, ai don’t getz to do it so mutch! Iz silleh, ai know – but weerdlee fun.
Lord Byron wrote Don Jooan just for this kittah.
Mad, bad an daynjerus to noe!
Dun dun and onto teh next one
Dun I’m dun and I’m onto teh next…
Foo Fighter reference!! Cool
I didn’t nao iffs ennybunneh wud git it – Yeah!
Care to joyn meh in teh cemetary fur sum cheezburgers?
oh dee cemetary iz so dead lately…
tico an mitzi say dee back lott ob
dee taco bell iz lyke sooo hott noaw !!
Il Comendatore! L’uomo di sasso! AIEEEEEE!
ai joynes yoo. AIEEEEEE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Grazie, JCH4K. I think Commendatore should have been spelled with 2 m’s. Oh, well, call it Loltalian.
Luks like us is teh onlee Mozart fans, Janet. I can has nice baritone fur La ci darem?
Reelee? (ai wuzn’t going to menshun teh “m s” – is, afterawl, as u sai Loltalian). Ai has sung Donna Anna, but ai can also do Zerlina.
Vorrei, e non vorrei. . .hmmm – ai mite hav to la la la a bit. Mai vocal score is at mai haus in town and ai am heer at mai Mom’s haus (with the beeg red barn) in teh countree!.
OK. La ci darem la mano, la mi dirai di si. (taht’s u, ov corse)
Vedi, non e lontano, partiam, ben mio, da qui.
Ai wud luv to do sum duets with u. Ai has never traied it liek this! Teh werds are slowlee retruning to mai brayn.
Srry to bust in on teh duet…….. frm Don Giovanni? Not fan: my Grampa (Papa) used to sing opera… and dat sounds familoliar…. go on, go on! Sounds nice!
*gets comfy in chare*
Wai thank u so much, 3heathens. But u must bee a bit ov a fan. Iz yur Grampa sumwun we wud know?
Ai’m sorree to say taht ai’m still strugglin a bit wif mai werds! Almoast there – just teasing around the ejus ov mai brayn. We cud skip to teh end – with the “andiam, andiam mio bene, a ristorar le pene d’un innocente amor.” but taht maeks it a bit short!
Mai hubbie sez I haz ‘big eers’ – likes all kinds musik… no, Pops sang long long ‘go… when I was a gurl, my Mommeh said I would sing scales wif him in the libbing room! Jes poplolar ’round here – ’bout 30 yrs ago! Bee-u-tiful baritone…. lufffed mai Papa mush… miss him mush! Took me to ‘ La Boehme’ and translated for me when I was a gurl… he’s whai I likeses lots of musik!
(He no nebbar luked like tis kitteh, doh – waz berry happie man! )
Gak! Wrong kiteh!! waz thinkin on dat odder, crabby kitteh!! LOL!
Ai wish moar peepl were liek yur Papa, taekin their liddle kis to teh opera and telling them whuts going awn. It paynes mee so gratelee taht so menee peepl THINK tehy don’t liek teh opera, wehn in fact, if given teh oppotunitee to get to know it, they wud probablee just luv it.
Fur sheer eggsciting theatre, there is reelee nothing liek it. But, ov corse, so menee produkshuns todai are – we calls tehm “eurotrash.” Is no lawnger reel theatre – but teh concept ov teh idioot stoopee direktor hoo ushulee duzint know enething abawt opera at awl.
Oooooh – sorree. Ai cud fill up teh next two pajes!! There. Ai’m awl calm again!
No ‘pologies needed! Haffent ben tu opera… or symphonie in tu lawng…. dat sillee ting called ‘life’ keeps inter…. nttur…. gettin’ in da wai! LOL!
A co-wurker liks to think he’z ‘kultured’ and tawks and tawks ’bout seein ‘Cats’ , ‘Le Miserable’ (I HATE it when peeps say ‘Le Miz’! Like dey no it sow wells!) etc…. I toll him onced day he shud go to ‘real’ opera sumtime! (don’t get me wrong – lurve Cats…. jus not de huge produkshin operas!)
He don tawk to me no moar ’bout opera…. LOL!
Whut u say there is so funnee.
Mai sister and ai has season tikkets fur teh Lyric in Shikago. Last monday wuz “Die Frau ohne Schatten.”
We alwayz taek teh trayn frum Meeshgun Citee – is mutch cheeper and eezeer tahn driving in. Awn teh way bak, a women awn the trayn asked us whut we had been doing in Shikago and we sayed we had been to the opera. SHE sayed “Oh, yoo meen ‘Phantom ov the Opera.” (which is currentlee playing in Schicago) an we just laffed an sayed – no, the OPERA,
But – hmmmpf!! NO WUN cawls “Phantom ov the Opera” just “Opera.”!!! Wun just says “Phantom.” Wuz just a hair – condescending – liek yur fellow!
Corse, ai luvs mewsicals as well. Awl theatre, akshullee.
Oh, doctorcat. Ai must tell u. Ai had just turned mai pyooter off fur teh nite – when ai herd (mai Mom is watching a silent moove awn TMC) the minuet taht Donna Anna dances with Giovanni in teh last akt.
Ai no is just coincidence (mai marvelous niece Jennifur alaiz says “but taht whut conicidences ARE!), but ai always finds it just a bit spookee. Happens to mee so offen. Sumtimes within teh MINUTE ov sumthing taht normallee never to rarelee coms up.
Is cosmic harmonee, JCH4K. Dere is onlee wun problem wif us singing La ci darem togevver–I iz mezzo-soprano, too! Can’t have duet wif two Zerlinas.
Is u familiar wif teh Duetto Buffo di due Gatti? Us cud sing dat. (Fur dose hoo don no Loltalian, dat is teh Comic Duet fur Two Cats. Is a howl. Litterally.)
Mah momma an poppa took me to opera wen I wuz a kid–saw Rigoletto an La Traviata. An mah skool useta hab feeld trips to teh Children’s Concerts by teh Boston Symphony. Dose was wunnderful. I wishes ebbery kittn cud has such oppur–opor–chances to lern about teh klassikle moosekick.
Mah poppa hadz teh byootiful barytone. Useta sing La donna e mobile before breffus.
syr ahm layte!
I lyks teh opera 2 – staged tho. Tehres only wun or two i lyks to lissen to wifouwt seein teh akshun play owt (Sonnambula an Orfeo ed Euridice)
ah onlee rly noes teh operas i haf dessined costyooms 4 tho – bel canto moastly. i did a grate Giovanni based on paintings by Goya. teh devvuls whut dragged DonG to hell were from taht famous payting of teh 2 owld laydees on teh balconee – wymens he dun rong!
tah big myoosicals of b’wy r sumtymes teh pleh, butt, as i iz an assissississtants on teh Wikkked, ah muss say: payin mah rent iz vry vry nyce!
Oh – ai sees! ai thot u ment u has a nice baritone voyce – nawt – u needs a nice baritone to sing the duett wif. Confoozilizashun is nao over!
Gud that u r a mezzo – we can has ENDLESS numberz of duets then – menee moar tahn just soprano & baritone! Ai is/wuz (but is fur intertubes purrposes) a lyric coloratura.
Yes – ai knows the DBddG. Ai has the mewsik at mai haus in town. Is grate fun.
ov corse, the werds ar moastlee “Meow.”
yeh, ; ‘miaow’ n ’sssssss’ (ai laiks dat bit).
nuther mezzo heer! caterwailing cross continints…
Hoo noo we cud awl sing togedder when we r so far apart? Fascinating!
Us can has chorus! csmall, u iz kostoom desiner? Dat rox!
Nice fing bout the kitteh duet–no trubble bemembering teh wurds.
*hums* “Vorrei e non vorrei, mi trema un poco il cor, felice e ver sarei, ma. . .um. . .”
Soccorso! (Loltalian fur HALP!)
cSmall – hao ai wud luv sumtiem to see pikshurs ov yur creashuns. An hao nice to bee werking awn a reelee popular (ooo – ai heer a song coming awn) mewsical.
ai hav seen teh produkshun in Shicago twice – and wud luv to go again. Ai red teh buk lawng ago befoar it wuz – pupular (is hard not to burst owt singing) – mai nephinlaw gave it to mee – asking mee to reed it and tell him waht ai thot. And wuz amazing – except fur the green, mai biolgist neice Jeniffur IS Elphaba! Even luks liek her.
And ai knows u must be wunderful with teh costumes. Ai lerned so mutch frum the guise who ran our costume shop in germanee – tehy were verree purrfeshional and talented. And u alwayz say eggsactlee whut they sayed! Teh rite costumes are SOOOO important – maeks awl teh differnz.
Hai doctorcat – that’s where ai am. Ma. . . la la la la la !!
Yoo seem to speek teh Eyetalian. Is this so? Wehn ai wuz living in Italy, ai wuz – nawt fluent, but cud converse with peepl. Wun ov mai menee projeks is to werk awn it and become REELEE fluent.
Midnight Louie strikes again
Yawn…But don werry, it’s Vegas babeh, whut happens here stays here
sept teh stds and teh kittens
an teh polaroids!
Iz not whut it looks like, k? I iz only the butler…if u don zip it the beeg boss will wake up, see him at the top of the bed?
Luks lyke Don Juan did ‘em all…
…leevng behind a smokng waistland uf pashun…
Baysikk black furr awnz
boi Kittehz iz lyke KattNip
4 t3h gurl Kittehz
Doan’t knoez wye diz iz.
Fur iz allwayz in style, no
matturr whut seezun
Mebbee boi Kitteh
canz hyde inz shaddoz? Mebbee
boi Kitteh’s beenz fixxt?
Jac.
Only the Shadow knows….
Well Shadow what do u think?
“Hmph…lemme alone, i’m having a bad hair day”.
oooh!!
mefinks blak kitteh not fank yoo for dis wun, Jack!!
‘fixxt? FIXXT?? Wut yoo AWN, Jack? No wae DIS beeg boy ‘fixxt” *swaggurs off wid dangly bits … danglyng*
Luks like bizness hours are ober.
“iz bizness, iz bizness tyme!”
wonz u go blak u nevr go bak!
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool oprrattahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
. . . Dudù’s form
Look’d more adapted to be put to bed,
Being somewhat large, and languishing, and lazy,
Yet of a beauty that would drive you crazy.
Dat wud be Byron, yes?
Canto the Sixth, XLI
oh Don Juan! how i eyes ya.
*kitteh twerls wiskas*
Whatchoo doin later, bebbeh?
Walteh Mitty kitteh dosnt heer teh wifey kitteh awn teh bed sai……”dont fergetz to bring hom teh milk fur teh behbehz”
iz too buzy stratenin hiz collar finkin hiz a “grate lobber”
“Walteh Mitty kitteh”
Anybody else remembur an anemated show kalled
“The Secret Life of Walter Kitty” ?
noe, butt der waz a mobie maed a lawng tyme ago wiff Danny Kaye (hoo plaeid Walter Mitty)
an iz a James Thurber stori
I iz big Thurber fan
There wuz TV show kalled MY World and Welcome to it in late 60’s or early 70’s based on James Thurber’s works, and each episode featured some animation based on Thurber drawings. Iz huge fan too.
Oh *gasp* !! Ai totalee missed taht wun. Ai, too, am giant Thurber fan!
ohnoz!!1! ah pikked ogly babe
nao ah mst ascape befere the munster awake
Mi daddee iz a hansom debbel
He haz a chayne 5 mylez long
An on ebbry leenk
A haert duz dangel
Ob annodder mayd
He’z luved and wronged!!!!
(Silver Dagger…)
Iz Twooo… Iz Twooo…
PePe LePew: “Good Zing zee black Paynt and zee deoderizer lazted longer ziss time”
♫
Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then…
♫
Ai cannawt heer this song withawt teers coming to mai ayes. Is SOOOO sad.
Ambercat waz purrforming it byootifully yesserday with the grey kitteh n teh microfone.
A mostest moving purrformance. Ambercat iz bery bery gud.
Thankz, Romeow. Ai missed it. Will go bak at wunz to see/heer? hur bravura purrformance! ai am MOAST fond ov clefur and wittee Ambercat.
I theenk mebbeh dis kitteh best be moar keerful wut he iz doin. Sumone is gonna do a “Bobbit” on himz if he nawt moar faythful.
love them then leave them
oar sumbuddy gibs him da Bob Barka tweatment!
lubs puss in boots. wants to take him home from movies
Sancho: Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I…
Maxxx Orbison: You… are Sancho!
Sancho: That’s right.
Maxxx Orbison: Okay, you’re hired.
<3<3<3 Orgazmo!!!
“She is relevant to my interests”
One night standz kitteh…
Stays for one night only.
Befoor he disappers, Don Juan kitteh alwayz whispers one werd of farewell to hiz sleeping companion of teh evening. It is alwayz teh same wurd:
“kthxbai”
Don Juan Kitteh is a chubby chaser.
Cat-sanova!!
why do all of you talk like you’re illiterate?
i’ve been wondering that myself… i don’t understand this “lolspeak”
IZ MAH BABIES OSIRUS AN SQUISHY!!! How dis get on heer and how I not no???
Oh, is even funnier cause cats iz bofe boiz, but iz gay so it ok
Zevchan – that is reelee funnee!! Ai don’t know if yoo will ever com bak heer – but if you do, ai will tell you taht yoo should contackt teh Burgerz an let them know it iz your pikshure – yoo can has credit!!
And yur kittehs be beautiful. Which wun iz osirus an which squishy. Ai wud guess osirus bee the black wun??
Humped then dumped!
Best LOL cats ever.