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Don Juan Kitteh

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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thornius

An’ Lebes dem in Fambily way it lucks leik!

mary O'Spockn

noes..dis be Billee Krystal in much funnee moovie “wEhn hairy meeted sallee” & he is wundering “how long duz i haf to stay??? “

tokyorose

somewherez between 5 minuts and all nite, dats’ ur problem

 
 
 
kitty lavene

Seducin’ teh ladies wif his purpell hart.

 
lowly grunt

the first thing i thought of when i saw his collar was the red hat club

i’ve been spending too much time around women “of a certain age”

stend

aging tranny action on ICHC - something new and exciting here every day :twisted:

 
 
lowly grunt

hmmm…

where’d mah comment go? stoopy WP….

oh well wuznt much anyway

 
 
catalogical humor

STDs…

DON NOT JUAN!

Aiglos

that was terribly, terribly, terribly witty!

 
 
LBeeeze

juzz call meh rico : }

LBeeeze

oh comon, stend…..

joo know joo wunt to !!

stend

what, like I haven’t seen that ? :twisted:

incidentially, for a moment there I accidentially linked to the rico suave video while unpausing ozzy osborne’s ‘crazy train’ on Itunes (which I had downloaded earlier today, don’t ask) while still listening to a story on gambling on thislife.org - it was pretty interesting, but I can’t say that it didn’t please me

gascat

stend, stend, stend,

shut an interresting lyfe yu muss leeds.

akshooly, ahm nawt far behind yoo.

 
salleh

hay gascat……did joo get teh linkz ai sended u ???

 
gascat

whai yiss ai deed, ai njoyeded eet emmensly, ai tink our drumline cud lern menny tings frum taht top secret drum corp.

 
gascat

oh an bai teh wai stend, crazy train is (i’m told) one of my marchin’ bands signature songs, that and teh tuba cheer.

 
 
 
Romeow

That’s wat I frot ov wen I seed ur comment.
Fankfully, I waz able to stop the eerwurm.

Butts, joo has to post da link.

Fanks
a lotz.

 
 
Josiah

omg i hated that! that was vile!

 
 
 
 
cratz

I may leeves dem, but I leeves dem happie. See Maria dere on teh bed? Dont she luk peasfull an kunten……contin…..cundende……..satissfyed?

BebopBurger

I fink is tru. She lukz peasfull…. satissfyed! And mebbe has bebbeh kittehs? Hmm.

 
Zevchan

LOL cat on bed iz boy cat.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hao doo yoo know that?

 
 
 
LBeeeze

awll de tyme finkin…..

wut gud are nines foar iffen i cant lib em awll wall to wall ??

meow meow

catalogical humor

Fr Don Juan kitteh…
…”nine lives” haz addishunul meanings.

“oh Don Juan kitteh…weev bin doin tihs fr howrs…I can’t beleev yr still…so…’alive…’ “

LBeeeze

lol

an ebben tho he leebs….he awllwais comes

back whenebber he can.

sometings juzz too gud to leeb for long : )

 
 
 
 
Cowie

Don Juan leve dem wif bebbe kittehs!

 
Darrkwolff

Teh laydeez….dey kant rezizt mah charmz….

 
Kendall

Haha! Nice Lord Byron reference!

 
thornius

First post danz! Meh do Kitteh Kawnga,,,,,, Da, da, duh, duh, DA, duh; Da, da, duh, duh DA, duh.

Elvis

Gud fursty fur Thornyuss!

Ai’ll danse teh kawnga wit ewe!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai’m rite behind yoo! Ai finds teh kawnga lots ov fun! Gud choyce, þornius.

Da, da, duh, duh, DA, duh; Da, da, duh, duh DA, duh. (whoo hoo!)

salleh

JCH4K……oh u jest luukin for excuze to “whoo hoo” !

spoze dis iz gud az ani…

Da, da, duh. duh, DA, duh: Da, da duh,duh, DA duh…(whoo ho)

hay, pretti short lyne heer ?!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, salleh, ai am!! LOLZ. In mai reel lief, ai don’t getz to do it so mutch! Iz silleh, ai know - but weerdlee fun.

 
 
 
 
Kendall

Lord Byron wrote Don Jooan just for this kittah.

Ambercat

Mad, bad an daynjerus to noe!

 
 
Romeow

Dun dun and onto teh next one
Dun I’m dun and I’m onto teh next…

Punkin

Foo Fighter reference!! Cool

Romeow

I didn’t nao iffs ennybunneh wud git it - Yeah!

 
 
 
Romeow

Care to joyn meh in teh cemetary fur sum cheezburgers?

LBeeeze

oh dee cemetary iz so dead lately…

tico an mitzi say dee back lott ob

dee taco bell iz lyke sooo hott noaw !!

 
doctorcat

Il Comendatore! L’uomo di sasso! AIEEEEEE!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai joynes yoo. AIEEEEEE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

doctorcat

Grazie, JCH4K. I think Commendatore should have been spelled with 2 m’s. Oh, well, call it Loltalian. ;-)

doctorcat

Luks like us is teh onlee Mozart fans, Janet. I can has nice baritone fur La ci darem?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Reelee? (ai wuzn’t going to menshun teh “m s” - is, afterawl, as u sai Loltalian). Ai has sung Donna Anna, but ai can also do Zerlina.

Vorrei, e non vorrei. . .hmmm - ai mite hav to la la la a bit. Mai vocal score is at mai haus in town and ai am heer at mai Mom’s haus (with the beeg red barn) in teh countree!.

OK. La ci darem la mano, la mi dirai di si. (taht’s u, ov corse)
Vedi, non e lontano, partiam, ben mio, da qui.

Ai wud luv to do sum duets with u. Ai has never traied it liek this! Teh werds are slowlee retruning to mai brayn.

 
3heathens

Srry to bust in on teh duet…….. frm Don Giovanni? Not fan: my Grampa (Papa) used to sing opera… and dat sounds familoliar…. go on, go on! Sounds nice! :)

*gets comfy in chare*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wai thank u so much, 3heathens. But u must bee a bit ov a fan. Iz yur Grampa sumwun we wud know?

Ai’m sorree to say taht ai’m still strugglin a bit wif mai werds! Almoast there - just teasing around the ejus ov mai brayn. We cud skip to teh end - with the “andiam, andiam mio bene, a ristorar le pene d’un innocente amor.” but taht maeks it a bit short!

 
3heathens

Mai hubbie sez I haz ‘big eers’ - likes all kinds musik… no, Pops sang long long ‘go… when I was a gurl, my Mommeh said I would sing scales wif him in the libbing room! Jes poplolar ’round here - ’bout 30 yrs ago! Bee-u-tiful baritone…. lufffed mai Papa mush… miss him mush! Took me to ‘ La Boehme’ and translated for me when I was a gurl… he’s whai I likeses lots of musik!

(He no nebbar luked like tis kitteh, doh - waz berry happie man! )

 
3heathens

Gak! Wrong kiteh!! waz thinkin on dat odder, crabby kitteh!! LOL!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai wish moar peepl were liek yur Papa, taekin their liddle kis to teh opera and telling them whuts going awn. It paynes mee so gratelee taht so menee peepl THINK tehy don’t liek teh opera, wehn in fact, if given teh oppotunitee to get to know it, they wud probablee just luv it.

Fur sheer eggsciting theatre, there is reelee nothing liek it. But, ov corse, so menee produkshuns todai are - we calls tehm “eurotrash.” Is no lawnger reel theatre - but teh concept ov teh idioot stoopee direktor hoo ushulee duzint know enething abawt opera at awl.

Oooooh - sorree. Ai cud fill up teh next two pajes!! There. Ai’m awl calm again!

 
3heathens

No ‘pologies needed! Haffent ben tu opera… or symphonie in tu lawng…. dat sillee ting called ‘life’ keeps inter…. nttur…. gettin’ in da wai! LOL!

A co-wurker liks to think he’z ‘kultured’ and tawks and tawks ’bout seein ‘Cats’ , ‘Le Miserable’ (I HATE it when peeps say ‘Le Miz’! Like dey no it sow wells!) etc…. I toll him onced day he shud go to ‘real’ opera sumtime! (don’t get me wrong - lurve Cats…. jus not de huge produkshin operas!)

He don tawk to me no moar ’bout opera…. LOL!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Whut u say there is so funnee.

Mai sister and ai has season tikkets fur teh Lyric in Shikago. Last monday wuz “Die Frau ohne Schatten.”
We alwayz taek teh trayn frum Meeshgun Citee - is mutch cheeper and eezeer tahn driving in. Awn teh way bak, a women awn the trayn asked us whut we had been doing in Shikago and we sayed we had been to the opera. SHE sayed “Oh, yoo meen ‘Phantom ov the Opera.” (which is currentlee playing in Schicago) an we just laffed an sayed - no, the OPERA,

But - hmmmpf!! NO WUN cawls “Phantom ov the Opera” just “Opera.”!!! Wun just says “Phantom.” Wuz just a hair - condescending - liek yur fellow!

Corse, ai luvs mewsicals as well. Awl theatre, akshullee.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh, doctorcat. Ai must tell u. Ai had just turned mai pyooter off fur teh nite - when ai herd (mai Mom is watching a silent moove awn TMC) the minuet taht Donna Anna dances with Giovanni in teh last akt.

Ai no is just coincidence (mai marvelous niece Jennifur alaiz says “but taht whut conicidences ARE!), but ai always finds it just a bit spookee. Happens to mee so offen. Sumtimes within teh MINUTE ov sumthing taht normallee never to rarelee coms up.

 
doctorcat

Is cosmic harmonee, JCH4K. Dere is onlee wun problem wif us singing La ci darem togevver–I iz mezzo-soprano, too! Can’t have duet wif two Zerlinas. :-(

Is u familiar wif teh Duetto Buffo di due Gatti? Us cud sing dat. (Fur dose hoo don no Loltalian, dat is teh Comic Duet fur Two Cats. Is a howl. Litterally.)

Mah momma an poppa took me to opera wen I wuz a kid–saw Rigoletto an La Traviata. An mah skool useta hab feeld trips to teh Children’s Concerts by teh Boston Symphony. Dose was wunnderful. I wishes ebbery kittn cud has such oppur–opor–chances to lern about teh klassikle moosekick.

Mah poppa hadz teh byootiful barytone. Useta sing La donna e mobile before breffus.

 
cSmall

syr ahm layte!

I lyks teh opera 2 - staged tho. Tehres only wun or two i lyks to lissen to wifouwt seein teh akshun play owt (Sonnambula an Orfeo ed Euridice)

ah onlee rly noes teh operas i haf dessined costyooms 4 tho - bel canto moastly. i did a grate Giovanni based on paintings by Goya. teh devvuls whut dragged DonG to hell were from taht famous payting of teh 2 owld laydees on teh balconee - wymens he dun rong!

tah big myoosicals of b’wy r sumtymes teh pleh, butt, as i iz an assissississtants on teh Wikkked, ah muss say: payin mah rent iz vry vry nyce!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh - ai sees! ai thot u ment u has a nice baritone voyce - nawt - u needs a nice baritone to sing the duett wif. Confoozilizashun is nao over!

Gud that u r a mezzo - we can has ENDLESS numberz of duets then - menee moar tahn just soprano & baritone! Ai is/wuz (but is fur intertubes purrposes) a lyric coloratura.

Yes - ai knows the DBddG. Ai has the mewsik at mai haus in town. Is grate fun.

ov corse, the werds ar moastlee “Meow.”

 
Lovecat

yeh, ; ‘miaow’ n ’sssssss’ (ai laiks dat bit).

nuther mezzo heer! caterwailing cross continints…