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i maks a great christmas prznt!
totally off thread: “Purrcast is a soothing little podcast that consists solely of the sound of cats purring. The website includes biographical information on each feline purr-former.”
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/30/the-sound-of-one-cat.html
Splort!
omg, dat stubby littl tail iz so fuzzy, it luks lik a pinecone!
teh puufytayl. it r dedly.
dedli cyuoote !!!
a killer tayl if ever ai seed wun.
All dat litto tayl needs is a tiny litto orange spot on teh end…fur teh zings.
i are killed by kyoot!!!!!!!!!! wishded i culd vote gazillyun cheeezbrugers
I got da tude
I got da tayle
Djoo tink yoo be messin wid meh? Put me in box??? Bring it!!
Oh, and feed me, pleez
Teho - r yoo still heer. Ai just heered u has 10 inches ov snow today!
Ai dunt know if u gets ur dailee pome frum “Teh Writer’s Almanac” - but in case nawt, teh wun todai maed mee think ov yoo.
Poem: “Bluefield Breakdown” by Rick Mulkey, from Toward Any Darkness. © Word Press, 2007. Reprinted with permission.
Bluefield Breakdown
Where are you Clyde Moody, and you Elmer Bird,
“Banjo Man from Turkey Creek,” and you Ed Haley,
and Dixie Lee singing in that high lonesome way?
I feel the shadow now upon me…
Come you angels and play those dusty strings.
You ain’t gonna work that sawmill Bother Carter,
nor sleep in that Buchanon County mine. Clawhammer
some of that Cripple Creek song. Fiddle me a line
of “Chinquapin Hunting.” Shout little Lulie, shout, shout,
I need to hear music as lonesome as I am,
I need to hear voices sing words I’ve forgotten.
This valley’s much too dark now.
Sunset right beside us, sunrise too far away.
I haven’t heard a tipple creak all day,
and everyone I loved left
on the last Norfolk & Southern train.
we not gots all dat sno yet… but it has defnitlee goten startid.
nots lukin forwerd to diggin snoe agen.
Teho…wher iz u?
Michigan!
Um…I mean…Minnesota!
(No, really, it’s Minnesota.)
saem as our Garrison Keillor ???? mi hero ??
Yur hero, slleh?? Mai hero, too! Last February, wehn ai wuz visiting sum frenz in Florida, he wuz doing a performance, which we went to. 1 1/2 hrs - he’s just thar - no notes - nothing. About 45 minutes into teh show, he starts this funny narrative, teh way he duz - yoo don’t even know it’s awl wun storee until laytur. And wehn awl the ends were tied together in the grand finale at teh end teh peepl were reelee almoast fawling out ov their chayres with the laffing. Ai cud hardlee breethe!
An ai luked and luked fur taht storee. Nawt to bee found. Until, a couple ov months ago - there it wuz in hiz noo book. If yoo hasn’t red it, see if yur libraree has it. Can’t remember teh nayme rite nao - sumwahr in this haus! Yoo will LUV it!!!
yah, saem guie. him has teh bestist buukstor too.
I reading Pontoon right nao. Such gud book. I be in Canada so no able to heer NPR. has to listen to Lake Wobegon on deh pahdkast. i heeed Minnuhsoota iz gud place.
teho u r frum meeshigin? Me tew- we can has a wintur stormm warrneng foar toonite an sundae-brrrr
Cot Pie be messin wif me. MI an MN is nots teh saem, an Wizkonsing be inbitweens. but yez, teh snoew be snoewn fr reals riet naow.
Hai, kitteh mommee. Teho lives in Minneapolis. Ai am frum meeshigin - St. Joseph, to be eggsackt, awn the byootifool southern shores ov Lake meeshigin. Luvelee liddle town wif an incrediblee stoopee city commishun.
i can has fambly in Meeshygon tho.
yoo r lucky whar yoo leev, I iz frum Detroyt an leef en pontyak nows ewwww
oopz beefawr ai forgetz, oh hai JCH4K
Ohai, Teho. Iz 70 hear; windoze opn. Its 2 bee 80 tama- tomr- nexday. We beech’n it!
Kthxbai- (runs awai fast)
NOBUDY RUNZ FAST ON WET SANDYS!
i cacch u wif mai HoverCat! haha!
Hovercat can has scuba? We diav- dei- goin undr wayvz! Moar betr shellz, pyrit trezur! Awl ICHC plus awl COerz invytd! Pak oawn lunchz, tho.
u fink u cans escaep dat eezee?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1VcgRrEM8
Hao du yoo DOOO taht Teho? Hao cud u pawssiblee know u wud need a video ov a scuba diving cat?
Ai can see it - TEHO: Hmmmmm. (fingurs to chin) Hmmm. This cud bee reelee useful sum dai. Ai’ll just put it in mai file.
Iz taht hao it reelee werks?
Onlee 10 inchez in Minasoter? Are it summer?
nyuk
Hey Janet…..sinse u brot it up……it jest so happenz taht sum ob mi bestest frenz happenz to be bloograss musisianz……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVUCCbZuBSM
an whirled class wunz at taht !
Um teh video izznt whirled class, jest teh moosic…..
an ya gotta lov Davidz dansing…..hiz feets wantz to danse …soooo bad, and hiz big 6′4″ bawdi jest gallumps alawng……..
useded to be taht ther weer 3 guys hoo plaied teh fiddle, butt Gene (teh mandolin player )dussint so now….jest 2 ob tehm
dis is dee most beautiful poem !
fank joo janut4 !!
can joo tell us where de poet is
writing abowt ?? mah folks are
from West Virginia…nut far frum
Buchanon…purrhaps de poet
is from dere too.
Akshullee, ai donut know.
But - if u are reelee fond ov the poetree, u can subscribe to “The Writer’s Almanac” and get a poem AND lots of info about writer’s and suchliek awn ur email everee day. Just google The Writer’s Almanc,” then go to the newsletter place, and awl the way at the bottom is how to subscribe to it.
Ai furst found it a couple of years ago wehn ai wuz lisiening to him awn the radio (same stuff as awn his daily radio piece awn NPR) and he did this wunerful poem about a cat hoo wanted to go awt. His human din’t want himz to out, cuz wuz cold and dangerous out, but the kitteh insisted (hao verree stranj, yes?) taht he must go out.
Never found the poem - but did find the grate “Poem a day” source!
we calls this bottul brush tayl, berybery dedly and cute.
ub courze I be keepin youz,
you is muchez cute..
I has exploded from the cuteness of teh bebbeh
halp…
mah pinecone, let me show it? And yes i will keep bebeh kitteh!
(singing)
Just sit rite down and u’ll see a tayl
A tayl on a tinee kit
That maded all our heds to splort
When we all looked at it
Teh kit was a tiny calico
No Cheezfren could ignore
Hed explozshuns prevayl’d that day
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
Gigillligan’s Iland FTW!
w00tnez!! heeeeer in Cheezburger aisle!
Aw yeeeeah
it is gud!
It’s a w00tenanny!
*stomps, clapz, and swings teh neerest pardner*
that made me lol!
and the pic made me want a bebeh calico.
but the growed up torti wouldn’t liek it.
lolcat
joo iz own de monnies todai !!!
pikking up dee chorus….
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
Thx! Heer is a little moar:
No skull! No branes! No motor skillz!
Not a single sign of life
When they post such kewt lolcats, itz danjerous as a knife
So wear ur rubber glubs mah frenz
U’ll be in Cheezfren style
Ur branes will stay inside ur hed
Heeer on Cheezburger Ile…
I is supposed to be werking on sumthing else, so of coarse I’m procrastinating here. Here is teh hole saga of Cheezburger Island:
Just sit rite down and u’ll see a tayl
A tayl on a tinee kit
That maded all our heds to splort
When we all looked at it
Teh kit was a tiny calico
No Cheezfrenz could ignore
Hed explozshuns prevayl’d that day
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
*explode-y noizes*
Teh tiny tayl deployed such floof
*Kaboom!* went evry hed
If not for teh supplies in teh Cyoot Crash Cart
Teh Cheezfrenz would be ded
Teh Cheezfrenz would be ded
Their heds are snug in rubber glubs
Secured wif some duktape
Wif warm blankees, and choklit too
There’s volunteers
Armed wif mops
In case some peeps
Forget to ware hed proteckshun
Heer on Cheezburger ile
So this is teh tayl of exploding heds
Brought on by a kewt lolpic
U have to be extra cawshus
Wehn on kewt pics u click
Teh crash cart and itz volunteers
All do their vry best
To make teh Cheezfrenz cumfterbull
When their heds go West
No skull! No branes! No motor skillz!
Not a single sign of life
When they post such kewt lolcats, itz danjerous as a knife
So wear ur rubber glubs mah frenz
U’ll be in Cheezfren style
Ur branes will stay inside ur hed
Heeer on Cheezburger Ile…
I go do mah werk now. kthxbai
LOLCATBURGLAR !!!!!!! ai has had frens dat weer numbah 1 surfer inna USA, ai has had frens hoo r whirled class musicshunz, ai am relateded to doctors, and UCLA porfessors, an fine artists, an camera peeples, an grate beauties…..butt
ai gotta sai…….ai prode to cawl u mi lolfren……
dat was tehb funniest an pertinesteset an an an well werdz jest fail me….
awl hail teh lolcatburgalr……..our own resident jeniuoses……..
tandin obashun !!!!
applase, appplase, applase
WOW!
Oh - lcb - u has outdown even yurself. Taht - taht just brings teers of Joi to mai ayes!
oh so BERY, BERY much WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Dis are full of win!
Instant klassik! Dey sez dis abowt noo Dizzny moovies but in dis cayse it are troo!
Fank u for teh LULZ, lolcatburglar!
dis haf so much clevurness i won’t evun cumplain that you done gibbed me da earwurmz wif dis toon. pleeeeeze, fur murcy saek, jus PROMISE me dat yu onlee wilt use yore sooper powerz furr goood , nawt evul an you wont nevah evah be use da musiktune to “liddle drummer boy” for yur clevernuss lyric writinng.
kthxbai
Dat waz soooooo grayt! Tank U fur ur talenz lolcatburglar.
Wen iz ur CD cuumin owt?
Oh my guudness grasious. Of courz I keepz u, and gives you MUCH snorgles. Ur kyootness is off da scale.
Dis calico babeh 2 kyute 2 leave!
How is ur tarra…tarnu…spider doin?
De Loltula is doing gud. I takez it to Loltula societee meeten today to see if herz is actooly a BOYtula.
Dey told me its gurl when I buyz her…I tink they wrong or tricksy
terranchulol?
purrhaps a transvestitola ???
LOL trannychoola
LOL trann-ee-choola
(bizzarro wurdpoop censored teh regyoolar spelling of trann-ee. . .)