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i maks a great christmas prznt!
totally off thread: “Purrcast is a soothing little podcast that consists solely of the sound of cats purring. The website includes biographical information on each feline purr-former.”
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/30/the-sound-of-one-cat.html
This is wunnnerful, stend. Mai cats came over to see whut wuz going awn!
hey, thank xeni – I think all the hipster cat owners must be sending her their links ;o)
Splort!
Ooooh – sarakitty. Heer u still is with teh branes awl over. *scoop, scoop, scoop*
there – awl bak in playce.
Here’s yur CHRG(wdoi) – ai’ll just halp yoo to put it awn. There. Now – yoo are shurlee chilly frum lying thar long. Here’s yur blankie and choklit – nao we’re taking yoo to the HSRW so you can recover propurrlee.
iz tehre a Doktor in teh Haus?
tanx, Janet4! Not expirin ov de kewt aftr awl!
omg, dat stubby littl tail iz so fuzzy, it luks lik a pinecone!
teh puufytayl. it r dedly.
dedli cyuoote !!!
a killer tayl if ever ai seed wun.
All dat litto tayl needs is a tiny litto orange spot on teh end…fur teh zings.
i are killed by kyoot!!!!!!!!!! wishded i culd vote gazillyun cheeezbrugers
I got da tude
I got da tayle
Djoo tink yoo be messin wid meh? Put me in box??? Bring it!!
Oh, and feed me, pleez
I got a ‘tude,
U got a ‘tude,
Aul is kittehs got a ‘tude
Win we git too R newl home,
Gonna pull out R poynty enz
An’ pounce awl ober yer
haus-y, haus-y
Yah, win U git us home,
we gonna pounce awl
obber OUR hausi!
FTW!! dat’s zacly wut hapens!
awwwwwwwww!!!!!!! if they don’t keep him i will!!!!!!!!!
Teho – r yoo still heer. Ai just heered u has 10 inches ov snow today!
Ai dunt know if u gets ur dailee pome frum “Teh Writer’s Almanac” – but in case nawt, teh wun todai maed mee think ov yoo.
Poem: “Bluefield Breakdown” by Rick Mulkey, from Toward Any Darkness. © Word Press, 2007. Reprinted with permission.
Bluefield Breakdown
Where are you Clyde Moody, and you Elmer Bird,
“Banjo Man from Turkey Creek,” and you Ed Haley,
and Dixie Lee singing in that high lonesome way?
I feel the shadow now upon me…
Come you angels and play those dusty strings.
You ain’t gonna work that sawmill Bother Carter,
nor sleep in that Buchanon County mine. Clawhammer
some of that Cripple Creek song. Fiddle me a line
of “Chinquapin Hunting.” Shout little Lulie, shout, shout,
I need to hear music as lonesome as I am,
I need to hear voices sing words I’ve forgotten.
This valley’s much too dark now.
Sunset right beside us, sunrise too far away.
I haven’t heard a tipple creak all day,
and everyone I loved left
on the last Norfolk & Southern train.
we not gots all dat sno yet… but it has defnitlee goten startid.
nots lukin forwerd to diggin snoe agen.
Teho…wher iz u?
Michigan!
Um…I mean…Minnesota!
(No, really, it’s Minnesota.)
saem as our Garrison Keillor ???? mi hero ??
Yur hero, slleh?? Mai hero, too! Last February, wehn ai wuz visiting sum frenz in Florida, he wuz doing a performance, which we went to. 1 1/2 hrs – he’s just thar – no notes – nothing. About 45 minutes into teh show, he starts this funny narrative, teh way he duz – yoo don’t even know it’s awl wun storee until laytur. And wehn awl the ends were tied together in the grand finale at teh end teh peepl were reelee almoast fawling out ov their chayres with the laffing. Ai cud hardlee breethe!
An ai luked and luked fur taht storee. Nawt to bee found. Until, a couple ov months ago – there it wuz in hiz noo book. If yoo hasn’t red it, see if yur libraree has it. Can’t remember teh nayme rite nao – sumwahr in this haus! Yoo will LUV it!!!
yah, saem guie. him has teh bestist buukstor too.
I reading Pontoon right nao. Such gud book. I be in Canada so no able to heer NPR. has to listen to Lake Wobegon on deh pahdkast. i heeed Minnuhsoota iz gud place.
‘corse Uoo kin git PHC and odder G.Kieller wirks on CD’S. Speekin ov teh wich, my sister in Bawston luffs listing to “Jeeves” on CD at nite. Dey hav teh most incregiable libary sistem there. Mii jell-lol-us! Want!
teho u r frum meeshigin? Me tew- we can has a wintur stormm warrneng foar toonite an sundae-brrrr
Cot Pie be messin wif me. MI an MN is nots teh saem, an Wizkonsing be inbitweens. but yez, teh snoew be snoewn fr reals riet naow.
Hai, kitteh mommee. Teho lives in Minneapolis. Ai am frum meeshigin – St. Joseph, to be eggsackt, awn the byootifool southern shores ov Lake meeshigin. Luvelee liddle town wif an incrediblee stoopee city commishun.
i can has fambly in Meeshygon tho.
yoo r lucky whar yoo leev, I iz frum Detroyt an leef en pontyak nows ewwww
oopz beefawr ai forgetz, oh hai JCH4K
I si inbetween!! Wisconsin is getting dumped on nao btw, we is in 3 inches deep so far, and s’possed to get few moar fore its over
do not want
k. mom–
Eye once lifed in Mitchigin (an ’bout ebberwear else!), adn mye fambiliee hada pontyak, butt we no innit!
(i meanded “we no liff innit!)
Ohai, Teho. Iz 70 hear; windoze opn. Its 2 bee 80 tama- tomr- nexday. We beech’n it!
Kthxbai- (runs awai fast)
NOBUDY RUNZ FAST ON WET SANDYS!
i cacch u wif mai HoverCat! haha!
Hovercat can has scuba? We diav- dei- goin undr wayvz! Moar betr shellz, pyrit trezur! Awl ICHC plus awl COerz invytd! Pak oawn lunchz, tho.
u fink u cans escaep dat eezee?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1VcgRrEM8
Hao du yoo DOOO taht Teho? Hao cud u pawssiblee know u wud need a video ov a scuba diving cat?
Ai can see it – TEHO: Hmmmmm. (fingurs to chin) Hmmm. This cud bee reelee useful sum dai. Ai’ll just put it in mai file.
Iz taht hao it reelee werks?
nah… is moar liek “o i noes wut wud be jus perfek fur dis! naow wher wuz dat vidyo bowt Hawkai teh Scooba Kitteh?… [Googlol] …aHA”
i prity much remembrz everting dass bin on Cute Overload, an dat videyo waz aksidentlee powsted on CO twyse.
Occams’s Razor at werk – again.
We has HeliKat and HoverKat and SerchnreskewKat. An of corse MonorailCat and Bunway Air. But we cud shur use taht Scooba Kitteh.
Occams’s Razor…..hmmmm, wher do ai noes taht frum?
Occam’s Razor states that the simplist anser is prolly rite won. You Prolly herd it in teh movie “Contact”
Onlee 10 inchez in Minasoter? Are it summer?
nyuk
Tank yoo fur poztin vidyo, Teho!
Bak from beech. Brot u sandys, Teho. Gud for trak- tarc- not bean stuk in snow. Video mayk me speechless. How u rember awl CO posts? U R hoomin, rite?
bofe hyoomin and Teh Modyraetr. (i wurkz der.) (wel, virchooly)
Hey Janet…..sinse u brot it up……it jest so happenz taht sum ob mi bestest frenz happenz to be bloograss musisianz……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVUCCbZuBSM
an whirled class wunz at taht !
Um teh video izznt whirled class, jest teh moosic…..
an ya gotta lov Davidz dansing…..hiz feets wantz to danse …soooo bad, and hiz big 6′4″ bawdi jest gallumps alawng……..
useded to be taht ther weer 3 guys hoo plaied teh fiddle, butt Gene (teh mandolin player )dussint so now….jest 2 ob tehm
Taht is wun of teh whirledest class blue grass ai ever did heer! WHUT a treet! Hao menee peeple are in the groop?
Mai nephew hoo lives in Salt Lake City plays in a BlooGrassBand. They are verree gud – but nawt enyware close to this. I expect hardlee enebuddy is. Ai think ai must get sum ov their CDs. Which do yoo recommend fur a start?
Ai also luved teh purrson in teh bakground with teh “whoo hoo.”!!
So u r Valley Sally? Did yoo ever tell us wai u r no longer doin the photografee? U must has been verree gud.
Hi Janet, ai am so gladest u went an saw mi frens……they r sumfin …..noaw lessee…..bestest CD,,…..prolly teh one wiff “My Own House” awn it….iz 2 albumz in wun an ai forgetz which odder wun iz wiff it….but they r awl pretty spectacular…..
Wen ai newed tehm ther was 7 ina main band an ebbery now an dewn jest David an George an Dick Fegy wood go out an plai..George waz mi bestest fren and he died (he was 34) 2 dayz affer Chrystlemas….27 yeers ago…I stil misses him..an Fegy died about 6 yeers ago
but waht iz teh funest part about dis band iz taht they plai so miny differmint kinds of music….David plai teh guitar, (lectrc, nawt-lectic, an dobro) an fiddle an mandolin, George plaied fiddle an mandolin and Fegy plaid guitar (awl ob tehm) fiddle an mandolin an banjo….den der is John Firmin hoo plais the 3 sizes of sax, pennywhislte, clarenet, an flute.
Curtin plais teh trombone..an Lance teh drums an several guise plaid teh bass
teh links ai’ll put up ar wiff differmint guys dan ar awn teh CDS, butt tehy good guys too an good muscians..
whi ai don’t do much fotography is lawng lawng stori an maeks me reel sad to tellz it……but heer a link to sum of my werk….
stillshooting.deviantart.com/gallery/
the link for stillshooting has http:// infront of it but sumone sed taht doesnt werk….
and for anodder faborite ob Davids sawngs
I Will Not be Your Fool
http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=1mVhFwztRp8&feature=related
an ai lov these videoz but compared to teh CDss…..whoosh…..u will be astonded……
They really are the most talented musicans I have ever known….or heard……..
(wun ob mi frens in LA, affer ai turneded her awn to David an teh guise….decided taht we shood hab t-shirtz maed sayin….”ask us about David Bromberg”)
oh an just about everwun of teh photos an any ob hiz cdz maed for Fantasy records are mi photos….. (cept for the furst wun…..”How Late’ll Ya Play Till?”
Hi Janet ai jest wrote u a long reply an teh WP eeeted it up, I fink dis tred iz gettin too lawng will tell u ona nexty wun OK?
Of corse OK!! Darn taht WP.
dis is dee most beautiful poem !
fank joo janut4 !!
can joo tell us where de poet is
writing abowt ?? mah folks are
from West Virginia…nut far frum
Buchanon…purrhaps de poet
is from dere too.
Akshullee, ai donut know.
But – if u are reelee fond ov the poetree, u can subscribe to “The Writer’s Almanac” and get a poem AND lots of info about writer’s and suchliek awn ur email everee day. Just google The Writer’s Almanc,” then go to the newsletter place, and awl the way at the bottom is how to subscribe to it.
Ai furst found it a couple of years ago wehn ai wuz lisiening to him awn the radio (same stuff as awn his daily radio piece awn NPR) and he did this wunerful poem about a cat hoo wanted to go awt. His human din’t want himz to out, cuz wuz cold and dangerous out, but the kitteh insisted (hao verree stranj, yes?) taht he must go out.
Never found the poem – but did find the grate “Poem a day” source!
fanks !!!
we calls this bottul brush tayl, berybery dedly and cute.
ub courze I be keepin youz,
you is muchez cute..
I has exploded from the cuteness of teh bebbeh
halp…
mah pinecone, let me show it? And yes i will keep bebeh kitteh!
Yous gotz pinecones? Iz yU a tree?
(moar revevent two my intrests: Iz U free?)
(singing)
Just sit rite down and u’ll see a tayl
A tayl on a tinee kit
That maded all our heds to splort
When we all looked at it
Teh kit was a tiny calico
No Cheezfren could ignore
Hed explozshuns prevayl’d that day
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
Gigillligan’s Iland FTW!
w00tnez!! heeeeer in Cheezburger aisle!
Aw yeeeeah
it is gud!
It’s a w00tenanny!
*stomps, clapz, and swings teh neerest pardner*
that made me lol!
and the pic made me want a bebeh calico.
but the growed up torti wouldn’t liek it.
lolcat
joo iz own de monnies todai !!!
pikking up dee chorus….
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
Thx! Heer is a little moar:
No skull! No branes! No motor skillz!
Not a single sign of life
When they post such kewt lolcats, itz danjerous as a knife
So wear ur rubber glubs mah frenz
U’ll be in Cheezfren style
Ur branes will stay inside ur hed
Heeer on Cheezburger Ile…
I is supposed to be werking on sumthing else, so of coarse I’m procrastinating here. Here is teh hole saga of Cheezburger Island:
Just sit rite down and u’ll see a tayl
A tayl on a tinee kit
That maded all our heds to splort
When we all looked at it
Teh kit was a tiny calico
No Cheezfrenz could ignore
Hed explozshuns prevayl’d that day
Cleenup on aisle four
Cleenup on aisle four
*explode-y noizes*
Teh tiny tayl deployed such floof
*Kaboom!* went evry hed
If not for teh supplies in teh Cyoot Crash Cart
Teh Cheezfrenz would be ded
Teh Cheezfrenz would be ded
Their heds are snug in rubber glubs
Secured wif some duktape
Wif warm blankees, and choklit too
There’s volunteers
Armed wif mops
In case some peeps
Forget to ware hed proteckshun
Heer on Cheezburger ile
So this is teh tayl of exploding heds
Brought on by a kewt lolpic
U have to be extra cawshus
Wehn on kewt pics u click
Teh crash cart and itz volunteers
All do their vry best
To make teh Cheezfrenz cumfterbull
When their heds go West
No skull! No branes! No motor skillz!
Not a single sign of life
When they post such kewt lolcats, itz danjerous as a knife
So wear ur rubber glubs mah frenz
U’ll be in Cheezfren style
Ur branes will stay inside ur hed
Heeer on Cheezburger Ile…
I go do mah werk now. kthxbai
LOLCATBURGLAR !!!!!!! ai has had frens dat weer numbah 1 surfer inna USA, ai has had frens hoo r whirled class musicshunz, ai am relateded to doctors, and UCLA porfessors, an fine artists, an camera peeples, an grate beauties…..butt
ai gotta sai…….ai prode to cawl u mi lolfren……
dat was tehb funniest an pertinesteset an an an well werdz jest fail me….
awl hail teh lolcatburgalr……..our own resident jeniuoses……..
tandin obashun !!!!
applase, appplase, applase
WOW!
Oh – lcb – u has outdown even yurself. Taht – taht just brings teers of Joi to mai ayes!
oh so BERY, BERY much WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Dis are full of win!
Instant klassik! Dey sez dis abowt noo Dizzny moovies but in dis cayse it are troo!
Fank u for teh LULZ, lolcatburglar!
dis haf so much clevurness i won’t evun cumplain that you done gibbed me da earwurmz wif dis toon. pleeeeeze, fur murcy saek, jus PROMISE me dat yu onlee wilt use yore sooper powerz furr goood , nawt evul an you wont nevah evah be use da musiktune to “liddle drummer boy” for yur clevernuss lyric writinng.
kthxbai
Dat waz soooooo grayt! Tank U fur ur talenz lolcatburglar.
Wen iz ur CD cuumin owt?
O, u guise, stop. Never underestimate teh power of procrastination.
Falco, u can look for mah CD to come out on teh Tone-Def label. I gives u all promoshunal copies. Then u’ll be sry u encouraged me.
MaryO, I writed all teh lyrics to get *rid* of teh eerwurm. Sry u catched it. Also, u must nevereverever suggest to me that I donut writes something and then name a tune like “Teh Little Drummer Boi”, because what will happen is something stoopy, like this:
Come and click here, on ICHC
A new lolpic 2 see, on ICHC
Our cutest cats we post, on ICHC
Then add a caption too, on ICHC
ICHC, ICHC
So to make us LOL, and pee a little
When we click
If ur pic we see, on teh voting page
Then we will vote for u, on teh voting page
And five burgers we’ll give, on teh voting page
If ur pic makes us LOL, on teh voting page
How will it do, how will it do?
Will it make teh cut, and be promoted?
Chz only knoes
Then we’ll hang out, on teh comments page
Wif our cool Cheezfrenz, on teh comments page
There’s some clever guise, on teh comments page
Such funnee things they say, on teh comments page
Watch out for trolls, watch out for trolls
I can has moar fun, wif all of mah frenz
On ICHC?
Oh – this is so grate!!! nao we knows whut to do. OMG – this is like “no comment.” Ai’m trying to think ov whut song ai shud tell lcb nawt even to consider writing werds to – and ai’m toatlee blank!!
OK. (Christmas IS coming, afterawl) lcb, ai wud reelee appresheate it if you wud never, ever, EVER think of writing funnee werds to “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen.”
Be VRY carefuls, there J4K. I has some computer wrk to does this weekend and I has a weekdayjob. There must be a limits to how many songs u asks that I not even dream of thinking about considering writing per day. Otherwise, be prepared to declare me a dependent.
I can has mah allowance, plz? kthx.
LCB…….iz privelige to noes u !!!!
Salleh, u is vry nice person. There is so many funny peeps here it is e-z to gets inspired.
And J4K, because us is also a vry nice person, I didz one verse for u. Now I is done 4 teh day.
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of burgerz wif cheez
Burgerz wif cheez
O tidings of burgerz wif cheez
Oh lcb. Pleese to be furgibben mee. Ai will nawt ask u nawt to do sumthing fur several dais, at leest. Ai knoes us must urn yur living. Akshullee, if ai CUD send u an allowance, ai wud gladlee do it.
Ai has a cuzin hoo is kwite rich. Ai alwaiz think – if ai had taht much munnie, ai wud “fund” an artisit liek u so u cud giv yur creative talents . . .but wait – whut am ai saying? Purrhaps taht’s alreddee whut u do?
No, i has boring dayjob. I does funny stuff in mah spare times for relaxification. Click on mah name and u will sees a hyoomer list I edits but that is not for monnies.
So… did u like teh lolrus song?
lcb, i r sew impressded bah ur leeriks! Not onlee duz u get teh beetses jest rite, but ur storeelines r so cleer! An u duznint even has to do eny weerd tings wif grammer ur nuffin to gets it to werks owt.
I joynz teh klammer of “geenyuss!” dat has arised alreddy on dis page.
[sings as she goez: "tii-iidingz of bu-urgerz wif cheez...la la lalala..."]
lcb, wutever ur day job is, u has missed ur calling. . .altho, mebbe teh lolrus wud reely purrfur tidings of bukkets restored, bukkets restored, etc.
Nawt complainin, tho. U has a rare gift.
Thx, Flartus and doctorcat! Peepls tells me lots that I missed mah calling, but I donut knoes how I would make a living doing teh funny stuff. Anyone has idears for me?
And FWIW, werds are mah thing that I can do, if that makes sense. I is happy to have teh ability, but i is just as jealous of peeps who can carry a tune or drawr or paint picshurs that look like something other than scribbles or random blotches.
Or tie cherry stems into knots wif their tungs.
lcb – ai LUV the lolrus song!!! U must think ai am a compleet ingrate!! When ai wuz asking fur yur furgibnous, the lolrus song was nawt there – and then ai went away!
But yes – ai think u hav a major talent. hao to market it? Taht is teh qwestshun. Reelee – u shud be doing this fur a living. There are reelee nawt so menee peepl out there hoo can do this. certainlee nawt with teh ease with which yoo appeer to do it.
Sumwhar, there is an artist with whoom yoo shud be collaborating. Buks – ai see them. Sumwhar, there is a comedee show yoo shud be writing for.
No, J4K, I know u is most gracious. I just needed to knoes that I halped make u happy.
I will have to thinks about books. I do sorta knoes someone who is a artist for chillrens books. But if I writed for a comedee show I would be on strike rite now.
Maoar time for cheezfrenz that way!
oh noes- you doned kilt me! cause of deth: laffing at de drumber boi wurds caused a massif splosion in mie widdle bwain.
at leest i yam finely freeded frum da earwormzes. RIP
hmmmmmmm. now my ghosty is finking of nother song to sujest u nawt lyricate.
ps i can has qwote “never underestimate the power of procrastination” for my facebook:favorite qwotes?
heehee I steals it anyways-ghosties got no skruples.
Yoo are so rite, Mary. A troolee grate lion to qwote.
It’s rite up there with two ov mai famoriets – frum Noel Coward’s “Private Lives.” Amanda – “it’s amazing how potent cheap music can be.” (Or “strange” – sumetimes strange, sumtiems amazing.
and from Peter DeVries’ play “Tunnel of Love.” “Yes, but deep down, shes shallow.”
Fur doze ub de Jewish purrswayshun:
“Kitteh, kitteh, kitteh
Ai brouwt her haum tuday
An wen she fed an reddy
Wit kitteh ai will olai”
Den spin de kitteh – purrhaps bai puddin her on spinnuin chair n spiinnin it
Or…danz aroun kitteh until she run and haid unner de bed
Dats “wid kitteh ai wil plai”
Not olai, laik izza bullfight!
JAJEH – that wuz reelee gud! I went to fetch awl teh werds so everybuddy nawt of teh Jewish purrswayshun cud see whut u did. Ai am purrsonallee nawt either, but. . .erm. . .hao duz wun say “some of mai best frenz are” without sounding totalee clicheded?!
THE DREIDEL SONG
I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play
CHORUS
Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play
It has a lovely body
With legs so short and thin
And when it is so tired
It drops and then I win!
CHORUS
My dreidel’s always playful
It loves to dance and spin
A happy game of dreidel
Come play now, let’s begin!
Lazt verze an chorus cud suit kitteh as iz – juz dhange “dreidel” tu “kitteh.”
BTW – ai nod Jewish needer, bud sum ub mai besd relatives are!
gud GAWD y’all. dis be owta controll, off teh hook, an a hoel buncha othr stuf dat wud embarizz mai teenayjrz if i sed its all in front of dem. speshly if dem hads frens ovar. sumtiems i duz dat jus cuz deyr espreshinz be prysliss… wer wuz i? O YAH! LCB be singin carlols! teh awsum! figgy puddins fr evrybudy!!!
mai brayn nots wurk riet todai. i can has hed cold. pleh.
Oh my guudness grasious. Of courz I keepz u, and gives you MUCH snorgles. Ur kyootness is off da scale.
Dis calico babeh 2 kyute 2 leave!
How is ur tarra…tarnu…spider doin?
De Loltula is doing gud. I takez it to Loltula societee meeten today to see if herz is actooly a BOYtula.
Dey told me its gurl when I buyz her…I tink they wrong or tricksy
terranchulol?
purrhaps a transvestitola ???
LOL trannychoola
LOL trann-ee-choola
(bizzarro wurdpoop censored teh regyoolar spelling of trann-ee. . .)
what tipped u off…the 9th leg?
mai arachnid happitail, let me show u it.
Yoo almost made me splorted my mashpatatoez!!!
an when DEY splort, dey STAY splorted!!!
[thinks about this]
Yes sueet bebe, u can haz foreber home!
We has to keep u kitteh — u eeted ur receet!
But is no problem. U is a keeper!
Awwww!!!!! 2 qte for words!!
Don be sadd behbehkitteh. Yu wan gushiefuud? Or bitz uv chopt clam? Or soff kittehbed? I givs u anyfing u wan.
Hoomans, let it be known your new master has arrived and now assumes command of you and your household. You may now grovel before me in an endless quest to please me; you may start by bringing me fresh tuna.
Sounds just like mah kittehs
mine too, only when they see the new queen of the household their nozez will be totally out of joint. “I don’t see why you think we need one of These.” will be their plaint
I, for one, welcome our new fuzzy overlord.
O sillee…evrbuddee nose tuna comz frum canz!!
… they were put there by a man
who works in a factory downtown
An rools juz bai bein kyoot! Did Bush trai dat?
kleerly, nawtsomuch.
Bush no haz kyoot pinycon tayl. Mebby he shud fine wun.
D’yoo reelee think taht mite halp? Ai think it is menee yeers too layte.
I be sendin u to ze nort pole, u be santaz sacrficial kittah1!!
Not eff we send u thur firsties…..u big meenie
I sez we senz dis meenee troal to teh Souf Poal to lib wif Bubba Joe Claus.
Bubba Joe Claus ????? *sniker*
Yup! Bubba gotz teh hawn goggiez 3 pullz himz slai, an a gun rak awn teh bak ub it. Himz gawtz teh bumpur stikkerz dat sai “Deez toiz inshurred by Smiff an Wesson”.
See, Bubba Joe Claus iz teh rednek brudder to Santee Claus.
an dee goggiez haffta bee de pitt bullz
cuzz wee awll knowz wut Bubba Joe Claus
reelee doez ta keepz himself stokked
wiff de chewwin tabbacoe…
he cuukz meph on dee syde…
(de rite side…..cuz he’s an NRA
member an awll)
OMG! I WANT!
Of course we keepn u, u lttle sweetie-pie. Boy are the boyz goin to have dere nozez owt a joynt when dey seez u, de new queen of de spread.
De perfec Chrizmaz prezent!
Disclimerz: De ADORABLE itti bitti kitteh iz de perfec gif fur de homez lukin fur a kitteh. Do not give indesriminateleee tu n-e wun. De holi dai tyme bee vewi hectic an full uf de danjerouz tingz fur de ADORABLE itti bitti kitteh.
Eye needz tu turn off ICHC now, dis jus tu mush cute. Eye don haz chicken head rubber glove w/doi.
Glad u sed id! So menee aminawl Chrismuz prezuns en up in shellers in a foo mons becuz werent relly wanted by recipyun. Tings r so hecktic fur moz peeple ad dis tiem uf yeer, 2, mebbe hard tu taek gud caer ub kitteh an gib bebbeh propper welcom.
Dis bebbeh….dis bebbeh….SPLORT!
she luk likes mah mantissa… 2 kinds of tigger stripehs…
***schmoo***
an – ob corse – s-p-l-o-r-t
ur kitteh is called “mantissa”? duz s/he has a pet hamster or somethin called “exponent”?
JAJEH and ittehbittehkitteh – heer u r splortin awl alone down heer. Sorree – ai wuz up there having fun with lcb, teho and salleh.
But never feer – supplies r heer! Heer u go – ai scoops teh braynes bak whar they belongs. And nao ai puts yur CHRG(wdoi) awn.
There! Nao off u go to teh HSRW fur yur cholkits and sawft blankees. Just rest up a bit, OK?
Tank yoo fur findin uz! Choklits and sawff blankees hep alot. An ai aways tink bedder wid scrammbled branes freshhlee retucked in hed!
DO WANT!!!
Halp! tew qte! hype. . .hipa. . .can’t breaf!
WANT!
Note to CCC crew: add paper bags to supplies fur peepls hoo is haiperventilatin. Here, miette, I can has extra wun. Nao breeve into teh bag. Den we gets u sum choklit an nice soft blankie, too.
If yu is hy per vento aytin yu can breef into teh CHRG an maek is eezier fore peeps to put awn
Gud ideas, boff ov yoo. If we runs awt of teh bags, we kin impurrvise with the CHRG. Let’s awl trai to remember to tell ManfredMom.
I eegnoarz teh kyoot.
See?
I nawt pai atenshun to teh kyoot, fluffeh, snorgalishus…
*SPLORT*
….oh darn…..
halp! Noobie…. overcomed by de kyootness!!
WANT!! WANT kitteh!! (wait…whut? Oh – Udder 3 sayz ‘NOE! DO. NOT. WANT.!’
*sob*
Wewl, wee awl kennot hab diz ONE bebbeh anyway….unlez we ship her frum one plaze to anudder ebery 2 weeks or so,.
’sokey! Sport away. CCC is heer – resupplied and fullee stocked fur awl yur splortin needs.
Heer, Dw – braynes awl scooped bak in – put awn teh CHRG(wdoi) befoar u nawt pays attenshun again.
An Tribble – heer is wun fur yoo, too. HAO cud u bee so careless? – u NOES thar is danjur lurking heer!
Ai has mine firmlee duktaypt in playce.
Tank u, tank u, Janet. No wun ebber givz mee de CHRG (w/doi) bee four. Eye gonna tayke de chanze an not duktayp eet. Eet reali defficult tu getz owt uf yr hairz.
Eye still tink dat de shuld putz de warnig befor da picher sew u can pre pare ur selfz.
Fenk yew, JCH4. I tot ip I jess lukz awai frum teh kyoot, dat mai hed nawt splort.
But awl it tuk wuz jess wun glanse an…
…teh ress iz splort histree.
An fenk yew fer teh CHRG(wdoi). I putz it awn naow.
CCC gonna heb trubble keepin up wid de SPLORTS ebberywhare!
>_< If he doesn’t, I WILL! RAWR!
Youz can steh unteal thyme 4 collage, den AOT TEH DORE WIF U!
Get a job, you bum!
Dat miet wurk if nawt foar wun ting…
…wif kitteh, speshully dedlee kyoot bebbeh kitteh, teh lurninz nebber stawp.
oh mai, yess.
a certin dedlee-kyoot useta-be-bebbeh Snickakitteh of my quaintanse just lerned noo trick dis week.
lerned to LEEP to top of kitchen cabinetses from countertop he not pposed to be on in fursty place.
look up frum pyuter in libbinroom and suddenlee, kittemus iz at inordinately tall hyte…
Sumtimez, I wish dey wud be content wif wut dey awready knoez: guushifuud, snorgle, smoo, sleep, an kittehbocks.
Bud sertinlee u didn meen he waznt supposed to be on countertop EBBER! Dat’s jus plain silleee!!!! Just reite hite. U musta been in badmood or sumpin wen u sed don go on countertop. Sillee!!!
An enneewaie, hau ken he get onda cabinets ef he dond gedon de coutertop? Silleh hyoomin!
An if yu sai “Donut goe up tehre, kitteh” yu must be hydin teh tois an treets an presens up tehre, so kitteh has to go luk!
But I KAN’T bee hidin prezziez an guushifuud an toiz up dere–I kan’t eben REECH up dere!!! I iz SHORT hoomin, and dem are TALL kabinetz!
Infact, if kittemus wud help me reech stuff on top when i actumally WANTED him to, stedda when it suited himz whimz, I mightnawt hav such a hissyfit wen he jumpz up dere.
We haz alreddy explorted dis opshun, but kittemus said “heckynaw.”
(At leeest, i FINK dat’s whut “rr, prrt, mrrOOOW!” ment. It mitehav also mented “give me more guushyfuudz”–at leest eighty-eleben combon…cambi…At leest eighty-eleben diffrnt kittehnoizez has been fownd to meen DAT.)
Beeg bawkz oapenz wyde.
Liddill Kitteh taykz a luuk
andz lykez whut she seez
Hewminz gibz Liddill
Kitteh sum prybassee 2 getz
yuzed 2 surrowndeengz
Ebbeefeengz so beeg
andz Kitteh’z so dellikett.
Dat will chaynjj wiff tyme
Jack.
Hye Jack,
Eye askeded yeserdai eff n-e wun new wherez u be. Wii hadn’t herd frum u cince Wednezdai nite.
Glad u bak.
Ohai, Tribbill
I beenz heer. Didz nawt lyke t3h
2 hedded turdill.
Habz chokklitt, mawpz andz
dukkt tayp 4 CCC teem.
Awllso Redz Zingurr
Bawtull brush Kitteh
iz braykeeng hartz, leff andz ryte.
Mus beez Catturrday
Jack.
I fink i lubs him.
Jack Deth is teh phunniest…
sumtymes brakes mah hart.
U noes, Jack, yur everee absence is noted.
And thanks fur being awn TEAM CCC. These peepls reelee needs teh halp!
Suwn ebberytin be bebbeh’s toiz…juz godda figger out hauw u plai wid each ting. Kitteh in Dizzyland!
Jack, I not nows wat melted mai hartz mor-
dis luvlee, luvlee poem, or de cyutst cyutest kitteh ebber!
I mus sai, U has such a gift for da werds.
I be jelus an awed at saym tym.
Fank u soooo much for sharing.
U makes me smile, chuckle, splort, or awww ebery poem.
Just read other comments….
apparently all of ICHC is awed by you!
SQEEEE!!!!11!
Oh noes–ware is mah floofy swim cap or alturnativ CHRG (wdoi)—?
*splort*
Too late. Kleenup on eyel free. Ware teh CCC today?
Heer – doctorcat. Heer is yur CHRG(wdoi). *mop, mop, mop*
Sum choklit? An just rap this niice sawft green blankie around yoo. Just luk carefullee to see if yoo kin taek it, OK?
Fankoo, Janet. Choklit is gud fur most anyfing. I gots teh CHRG on gud so I can luk at teh bebbeh agin. Do want!
JJJJJaaaaaannnneeeetttttt !!!!! arnt un manin teh CCC todai????
ai can bakup fur awhil……
an innit a gud wai to start teh CATERDAY !!!!!
wiff teh sweetestest bebeh kitteh ebber ! stanin awn her bloo blanki, an peerin owt at teh whirled????
uh-uh, pull swimmy cap wif floofy flowrz awn it down tite awn mi hed……
whew, dat waz cloze…… oh noes…ai iz awt ob choklit !
Oh, salleh – ai am so glad u are heer. We’ll bee needing EVERYWUN today, ai think. This babeh is beyond awl nermal kewt. An so bai an bai ai has to go to a fewnerul. (Ai’m OK – iz nawt sumwun ai know well – ai must taek mai mother, and he wuz veree cloase frend ov mai brother and sister.)
CALLIN AWL CCC VOLUNTEERS! PLEEZE TO BEE REPORTING FUR DOODY.
Thank teh CC taht MM has got everything reddee to go.
*giggles*
U sed ‘doody’.
Ah’m reportin’ (rimes wit ’splortin’) fer doody!
Kin ah ware mah purdy red caip liek a sooper-hero?
Wai shur!! Sounds nice.
if wanny cwy ad fewnerul, lucken ad dis bebeh an tinkin bout herz qweston schood gib u hedstard.
“Ai giab u DOODY!” Dats frum a kummershul Sanda sez “Iz yer Doody to pull de sleigh! an one sez “Ai gib u DOODY!”
Adorabil. I wood keep dis kitteh if I dint alreddy have 4 …
oh, hai DaveCanHas4Kittehs. I wud tawk longer butt heds are splorting everwhar!
Int ever such fing as too many kittehs, izzit? We can has splorts and splorts and still has more kittehs.
Ai speck dis kitteh gonna hab a wunnerful laife raite whear she iz!
Been sed dat one kitteh leeds to anudder!
Mai kitteh has infowmed me dat ef ai ged anudder kitteh, dey push it down de toyled wen ai nod lukking!
Drats! Ai wuz sayf frum da bottlebrush tayl, den Ai seen da lil red nosie! (shploof – sownd uv hed essplodin into CHRG [wdoi])
Mus lay down nao an rest frum da keyootniss!!!
Off to the HS Recoveree Ward with yoo. Heer’s yur choklit and sawft blankee. Just relax and luk out the beeg pikshur window at awl the byootiful flours in the PM Meadow.
awl redee wit my CHRG and eberyting….
*looks at the incredible kyootness of the pic*
*SPLORT!*
WTF? It ripped through the CHRG! ><
u mai hab to mob up to teh hebbeier dooty swim cap…..wif oar wifout floofy flowerz awn teh side…(ur choyse)
matterz ob fackz we mai awl hab to mob up to taht todai…..dis iz wun hed splortin kitn……..
Uh, ohes. I gotz teh moppp. Here is yur blankie. Now recline gracefully on tihs swooning cowch (upholstered bai Stend) and luk at the meddow wif teh purdy flours. Tihs choklit shud help. Nom nom nom awei!
Dis kitteh rekwires estra protective geer. Dunno ef der is enuf inda wurld1
Yoo haz sharp braynz?
Can sumwun taek ober teh TTT heer in teenytiny Ingerlan? Ai splorted. Sry.
i would if i could! i’d rather bee in englund than michergan
Yu shore? We’s got teh Hi-windee wit teh horizonal rayn heer tonite!
yah butt iz INGERLISH wind……daz bedder
O to be in Ingerland now dat winter’s heer in Michergan. Brr!
Hai doctorcat,
Cold in Verbmot 2 is 12 degrez now an dey sai da sno iz comin agin. R here in da hom of da Snowflake Bentley what found no 2 was da samez. Y U Sox fan if in pensila state?
i secund that emotion
Mebbe ebrybuddy cud meet in Brooklyn, iz kinda inda middle. Dey say on raddeo we gonna hab stuff fawl ouda de sky tumorrow, bud dey always goof it up,. Laz week, Tanksgibbee j US was supposed to be AWFOOL – bud it was SPECTACULAR! Beryy preddy. Ai waz on hawsies awl weeken an had great tiem!
(BTW – hawsies are not in Brooklyn…we go upstade a liddle for dem.)
Nao den Ambercat, steddy de buffs, breve deeply, hav a cupovtee an choklit hobnob.
I mopz de flaw kleen ov ur braynes so helf an sayftee not no hao dainjerus ICHC iz an impoze inturnashnul sankshuns.
Awl rite nao?
Mush bedderer Sangrail. Ai tink teh cupovtee an a choklithobnob shud be avaylubblle awn teh Nashunal Elf Surface
Oh, bebeh, I wud keep yuz foreffur and foreffur. Yu can come owt of teh bocks wen yure redy to play with the big boyz.
But dont slip in teh mess frum mah sploded hed an melted hart!
oh, mai, ma!! OKEY!
Nooblalox. so – ai’m putting the braynes bak in. Heer’s yur new CHRG(wdoi) and we’ll secure it – so – wif the strong duk taype.
Ambercat – ai’m zooming via hyperspace (oar thur the majicla intertubes) to yoo. Heer’s yur cap. Noa, zoom bak with mee fur a while the the HSRW and rest fur a wile. Heer’s yur choklit and sawft blankee.
Duffy – *mop, mop, mop* so – awl cleened up. U needs sum ice fur yur hart. Heer yr CHRG(wdoi) and u must come too to teh HSRW fur a while. Ai’m shure u needs teh choklit and sawft blankee (hereafter today “ch and sb”) too.
Awl of yoo – just luk verree caushuslee at tihs bebee kitteh. We havn’t had wun this danjerous fur kwite sum tiem.
Tankyu JCH4K. Tihs teh furst tym Ai been to teh HSRW; teh Princess Mu flower meddow is verree preety – wonder hao tehy maek it laet Spring/eerly Summer awl teh tym so awl teh flowr R at teihr best? Ai tink ai stai jus a lidl lawnger, awl snuggled up in mai sawft blankie an wit teh neber-ending supply ob non-fatning cat-bery choklit.
i fink jack broughted some red zinger. is berry gud hibiscus tea. must be good 4 HSR patients
You are so welcum, Ambercat. Ai don’t know if u remembers, but the Princess Mu flower meddow has majical propertiees.
When u go out into the meadow, u can let awl of ur pets taht u nao carriee awnlee in ur hart out and play with them there. An u can sit in teh lovelee outdoor cafe an hav refreshing berverajes and maybee sum caek and watch them flolic and play with the otter peepls pets, too.
Wehn is tiem to go, they just jumps bak into yur hart. Yoo can cum bak as often as u liek.
oohh taht maed me cri…..
meee tooo
Bud…she won furrever be diz tinee n cute! Sumedai she be big ole kitteh lyin on couch n cheddin an ….bein juz wunnderful.
yah–she gon be wun purrty kitteh, all queen of teh howse.
Of COURSE I is keepin youz kitteh, you is muh birfday prezent, my you no crazy anymores birfday present!
Aminawls ub all sords du grate tings for de hed. Ai ken nebber be depressed awn a hawsi – terrified, yes, but not depressed!
Schroedinger kitteh: the early years
Schrodinger cud nebber putz a itti bitti kitti dis ADORABLE een da box tu pozziblee die. Hees head wood splort furs. Den awl hees smart braynez wood fawl owt. An dat befour de know bout CHRG (w/doi).
Sum dai wood sum wun plz tell mee da hiztori uf CHRG an how de gotz da drawing on eet? Tank u.
Tribble
I are a physics kitteh, but I not understands ur queshun, what be CHRG? does you mean charge or is I mizzing sumtthing? If u tells me may be I tries to answer ur quesshun
Kthx bai
U is right kitteh too cute to be putted in da box, schroedinger saw the kitteh and did a thought experiment since the kitteh was so adorible and snorgelicious.
Oops, ur quesshun not physics related but ICHC related, my bad, I misunderstandz
I guess I needs sum zzz’s.
I ar going to join my two_kittehs and take a nap to celebrate Caturday.
Sorry two-kittehs eye din meanz tu confuze, eye combinin Schrodinger an ICHC.
U see een da poztz above howz da headz bee sportin frum de cute? Well parentli da CHRG (chicken head rubber glove), w/doi (with drawing on it), keepz ur brainz frum fawlin owt wen ur head goes *SPLORT* frum da cutenezz. Sew eye wuz wonderin bout da hizztori behine dem.
Eye beez beri glad tu no u a fizzikz kitteh, wii tawkz bout Schrodinger an hiz kitteh box meni tymez on dis syte, an u can helpz uz tu unnerstan eet betterz.
Eye eben maid poetree bout eet wuce fur da “Top Spot” uf a picher:
Te firste commentz bout
Schroedinger’s cat
Not az eazi tu unnerstan
az de Cat een de Hat
Hee tawkin bout nuclear danz
an electronz az de bee governed bye chanz
Butz de ending eez happi
az wii awl can see
Teh kat owtside de box
live az can bee
Oh hai. I iz veri grtefulll 4 tyeh explenyoshin uv teh CHRG (w/doi). I has it. I undartstood waf it didz (asked foar it nise an got it frum a sweet kitteh luver) but I didntz undetrestrand wut teh letterz stood foar eksahktlee. Nao I getz it! thx!
PS: Teh bebbeb kitteh soo kyoot I haz my CHRG wdoi on meh all teh tyem n I still has ta look at teh beebbeh kitteh veri fast and onlee foar a little tyem at a tyem. I wantz it. Him/her. I wantz him/her. I wantz to wrshep him/her.
Tribble
Ur poem is FTW
Schroedinger’s kitteh be a thought expermiment devised by Schroedinger
to demonstratez a quantum paradox concerning the Uncertainty Principle.
http://www.aip.org/history/heisenberg/
It are muches confusing for fizziks kittehs 2.
If uz is interested in fizziks the Mr Tompkins in Wonderland series by George Gamow
is a gud place to start fur explanashuns of relativitiez and quantum fizziks and such.
fizziks lessons are ober.
Hopefully I hazn’t bored uz
CHRG is chicken head rubber glove (imagine an exam glove stretched over the head with the fingers sticking up.
FYI wdoi is with drawings on it (mine has a no head splode picture on it, but many have elephant hineys on them)
Shera – do u still hav the link to teh pikhure ov ur office kitteh wearing teh CHRG(dwdoi)? Taht wud splain a lot to menee.
And Tribble – ai think ai proomised wunz befoar to trai to find it – teh beginning, ai mean. Ai will continue to do so.
If any ov us has seen the Wallace and Gromit “Teh Wrong Trousers,” the penquin disguised as a rooster wuz the original inspirashun.
Ai tryd to fynd teh furst menshun ob teh CHRG (wdoi), Ai tink its in Oktobler, sumwaer but ai cudn’t pin it daon
Ai fownd it! We caym up wit teh CHRG(wdoi) an teh swimcap wit teh floofy flowr an teh sran wrap an ebereeting for teh pikchoor ob teh behbeh hedjhogs! Nawt kittehs at awl
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/
Lets see if weirdpress let me post…..
Amberdat – yoo are teh wunderful! Taht’s IT. Kinda dangersous sending peeple bak there, tho. those tiny popples were mitee kyoot.
WARNING!! anywun going bak to tihs site bee SHUR to have yur CHRG(wdoi) securelee fastened.
Butt gudness – awnlee about 7 weeks ago? Seems almoast liek we has always had them. Ai maiself has been commenting heer fur awnlee about 14 weeks at moast.
Hard to bleeve. Ai woke up in teh middle of the nite last nite and thot ai wud just chek in and catch up ’til ai wuz sleepee again. An ai CUDDENT. It sayed the server wuz down.
An mai hart just froze. Whut if we cud never bee heer again? Awl teh gud frenz – goan and scattered – never to be fownd again. It maed mee sooooo sad.
In just 14 weeks? How is it pawssibul?
Ai had a dai lyk taht a fyu weeks ago, an Ai had oenlee been posting fore abowt a munf tehn. Ai cud see teh pikchurs but cudnt get awn teh comets – felt lyk mai rite hand had been cut orff ( wich it kinda had; wuz wen Ai wuz offsik wit mai rite hand awl trussed up lyk a Kristmas Terkee!).
datz wat ai feelz lik naow…..ebberfing iz takin forebber ! an WP iz eeting awl mi repliez , an if ai putz a cheezburger awn sumwumz postin, take 20 eleben minutez to get bak….iz dribin mi NUTZ…….aniwun else habin problemz or iz jest mi stoopi puter ????
the cheezeburger factory appears to have eaten the pullet surprise photo.
I will try submitting it again for a new link
Oh, thank yoo. It needs to bee sumwhar whar it can’t bee taken away. Ai wuz thinking ov getting a blog liek Gayla did and to be using it just fur our ICHC treasures. Liek teh pullet surprise photo, teh “Mr Kitteh Goes to Washinton” series, Teh Trhilling Reskew, The Trial ov the Senchuree, pawrthot’s St. Andrews Day partee, and menee ov the wunderful erlier things – Duffy had some marvelouslee funnee things.
Mostlee things we still refurs to.
Problem is – ai have no idea whut to do with a blog wunc ai gets wun!
Purrhaps ai can find sumwun to halp.
dat wud be bery cyul-Da Best of ICHC!! Dat wud be bery gud indeede!
Ai laik dat idee! Ai taut id wud be nice 2 hab a a”best ub de best” site. Ef u du it, cud u enclood Easter Bunny kitteh? Dat maeks me laff ebbery tiem ai see id. Eberyting so cheery n de kitteh so MAD!
AI KEEP U KITTY
Ub coruss ai keeps u!! In facks, u gots enny widdoo brudders en sisslesters?
I haz mummeh kitteh wiv flooftail… she be shawrtfloofed, but vereh denz floof… an when she skared, her flooftail go “poof” an getz megafloof!
My uvver kitteh (who iz her dotter) has vereh long an stringtail… not floof lyke mummeh’s.
I luvs mummeh’s flooftail!
i keep kitteh forevers! floofy calico kitteh 4tw!
i doen haffta sing
i doen haffta dance
i juz haffta hab a sweet kitteh lyke dis
cling-ing too mah pantz !!!
dat be velkrow kitteh
“Abu Dhabi? I tink it spellzed like A-B-U D-H… waitz a minutz, why you axe?”
hehehe!!
oh noez!! I be SEKUND CLASS PARSELL??!! Butt shurely you noe dat I too KYOOT to travl anyfing butt FURST CLASS??
(an wyle yoo at it, I prefur Moldeevs, kthxbai)
Ai lubs U liddl kitteh…but ai haf 4 kittehs too, mush wayt fohr
a spot
Dis newbie heer wans too helllp too but don kno wha
da CCC be. (Cute Cat Culture? Cat Cuddles Company?, Counting
Cuties Corner?) an wha deh CHRG (wdoi) be. (cheezburgr?)
Ohai, Falco. T3h
CCC iz Cuteness Crash
Cart. Itz 4 peepz hoo
Heddz explode frum t3h
Cutenezz ubz Kittehz’ fotoz.
Happennz kwyte awfften
T3h CHRG
iz Chikkunn Hedd Rubburr Gluvv
(wiff draweengz awn it) T3h
CHRG iz
sliipt awn 2 keep t3h payshuntz’
braynz frum leekeeng owt
Jack.
beeuutifulli sed Jack
I pushez teh moppp
often kleens up on aisle free
hands yu teh duktaip.
just outta curiousity…what do you do for the gov?
will my curiousity kill me? Are you the President?
oh mai
Jackz iz juz oozing wiff de talluntz an giftedness.
doent fink de president cud pull dis off ebben own
an peshullee gud dai ob wurd arranjingz.
hafta admitt thoe…i often wonderz bowt de
jackz…i fink hez gotta bee a proffeshunall wurd
arranjur….not ta bee confuzed wiff a powwhar
ranjur….jackz powwhar iz obissuslee awll in hibs wurdz.
Mebbe he be like a really strong dude (next stop: Comicland) but with a soft center (think choklits, mmm) Batman = Bruce Wayne
drat! pressed wrong thing — going on:
Superman = Clark Kent
Marvin = dude from Sin City, ok dokey, THAT is too far left, but he did have this gentle side with the ladees, guys not so much
Ohai, leaf:
I arz nawt t3h Prez.
I wurkz awn beeg ree~fewlleeng
playnz 4 teh Ayr Foarse
Reserrbz. Duz t3h saym
jawb throo week az sivillyun.
It keepz meh bizzee.
Beenz deweeng it
4 a lawnng tyme. Playeeng wiff
wurdz helpz meh reelakkz
Jack.
pshew! if u wus GWB, i’d have to stop liking yew. But now I can keep on lubbin the poetries
Ai wuzn’t at awl wurreed. Jack can THINK! An has wunnerful insites (maybee insides, too) and is SMART. No way GWB (ewwwwww) cud bee Jack.
ib Jack wuz GWB, i mite hab tu stopp haten de prez.
heeeeeeeer wurdee, wurdee
heeeeeeeer wurdee, wurdee
DERE U R !!!!
joo juzz sooo muach phun
ta plai wiffs !!!
Wow! (Fill er up, Jack, … $ 3,571.00? Um jes put it on my card)
ICHC is fun fer me too…when i first went on, the lolspeak made me
go “say whut?”… but so many interesting viewpoints, links, and thank goodness for Wikipedia! (even if they say could be bogus, oh well), and of course the peeps
Zounz 2 mii dat Jack Deth,, gatz awl the qual,,, qwali,,, things needed 2 B
oUr Ill,,, uh,, ilus,,, Gr8 Leeber!!!1
I saiz JD 4 Prez!!!!
[oh noes!! wuzn't gunna luk at floofy tayl cyootness again!! Halp1!]
!Spla-0rt!!!!11
Axshually,, i feals mush beda now,,, preshures off from top of dis ol bod..
Tink i goes an lukz agin…. OOPSIES!!!
Splurt! Splort!! Splat!!!
Week,,, not able to see from all the ooze….
stoopy hooman….
OK – nawt to wurree. Heer – ooze awl scooped up bak into playce. *mop, mop* Wuzn’t so bad. Heer’s yur CHRG(wdoi). We’ll just snuggle it awn heer so it fitz just rite.
Nao – we puts u in teh nice bed – sawft blankee and choklit.
Wehn ur bedder, we’ll begin to plan Jack’s campaign fur PRESIDENT!
Oy,,, tkx so Mush!!
I can sii agin!!1 an Breeve!1
HolyCatz!!!
Neber thot it wud hapens to mii,,,
Thot i wz imm,,, ammu,,, innoculated
against dese Splortings…
I gonna go bk 2 da site dat sold mii
de anti-splortsplatsplush mediicashuns….
wat theifs dey bee!!
“Den ai saw dat face
AN I’m a beleever”
He Shud B!!!
JD 4 Prziidntz!!!
four moar bucketa! (see pic of de lolrus prezidenshul candidate-downt know how to maek da link)
leaf – am neow imaginyng wot dublya wood doo to lolcat. He strugle enuf in … hesatayt to cawl it englysh …
“I Can Has Funding for Eye-Rock?”
“I can has more noo-kyoo-lur stuff?”
“i can has moar tax breaks foar energee giuntz
an wai lezz monnies foar syk babies ??”
childrens do lern!
sawa – yes, indeedee! Whut IS taht langwij taht he duzznt speek! OH, teh embarrassement ov it awl.
“I can has anudder war? wit cheez?”
Tank U Jack 4 deh funtazic ekspanashun, ai getz it nao, an
Tank U 2 awl deh lolcat folx 4 awl deh wunnrful historii n commintz.
Ai has menni xtra leff-han glubs…ai go get dem nao 2 b reddy 4 deh
nex kyooti.
Ai lubs Wallace & Gromit, “has U see dis chiken?” LOL!
penngwinz ken b sneekee.
Jack pls keep safe so we awl ken injoi moar uf ur lubly werdz.
That might be the cutest picture ever. Who wouldn’t keep such a cute cat?
If they no keeping, I take!
Just soz u no
Postage 2 abu dabi iz spensive
Dohn send diz bebbe to Abu Dhabi! Send to me in Brooklyn….mush cheeper! Ai gib u address.
MUST PLAY WITH FLOOFY TAIL
CANNOT RESIST DA KYOOTNESS…
’splort’
Whoops, head ’sploded. Brains in lap.
Resistance Is Futile
aww, if they no keeps him i will
iz so cute! can not help but love him! XD
Weeeeehoooo…They’ve unpacked the cuteness extra-ordinaire!Looks like she’s surveying her new ‘kingdom’.
Mi siser bot a kitteh home like that. he wuz hidin in her wheel well. Teh gard came out and sed. “um..yer car iz purrin”
She put Neiko in a box an brot him hom to luv.
um…is nice…but wp givin me the credit, not so tho….AH…”Soggybomb” it sez…
(Diaper? Water balloon?)
weird leaf..i logged on and your name was in my name box and email…hmmm.
hmmm
oh noes =( poor kitteh, i’d keep him.
Oh, that’s adorable! I keep you! You’ll make me sneeze, but I keep you!
i keeps u kitteh! you is soooooo kyoot!!!
Hey Mom, the printer’s here–
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaieieie!
(Poomf)
I sploded… I iz dun… ded.
Look at the face of CUTENESS!!!
So darn cute, I’m with the hed asploded crowd.
oh kitteh course i be keepin u
do want!
Ai wunner ef reel owner ub dis bebbeh been tru heer. Ai wud laik tu kno more aboud dis bebbeh – naem, how is doin, how old now, and so on.
WANT!!
wut u meen u takin away mai FEMA trayler?
ware i sposed to liff?
wut u meen not ur p0rblem?!
O kitteh, who could not keep u??
Itz Caturday, an dis is de kewtest kitteh widout a dout. Keep? Absolootlee Pawsitivlee. Adore? Ubetcha!
zomg, dis rly look liek mah kitteh Biba. Her b grey kallikoh wiv long har. Stepfathur DONOTWANT kitlets, tryd 2 taeks Bib 2 pet stoar in kari-bocks, butt bc of teh miracul, teh pet stoar wuz liek, “um, dis kitlet r crzy, plz 2 taek her back, kthxbai.” Nao we has her, butt almoast teh trajjudy stry liek dis lil kitlet.
I luvs dis kitteh!!! I wanna hugz him, and skweez him, and naim him gorge!
lol Awww!! Soo sad and cute! I’ll keep ‘im!!
Ai wunner ef kitteh sad, or juz contempative. Ai tink she tinkin “Ai gonna jump oudda heer, and plai wid, plai wid, what furst?”
An interesting new “box lunch…”
Feline Sashimi?
awwww! ov corse! u soo kute!
If dey deeside nawt to, Kitteh, yoo can come to mai howse! We luffs bebbeh kittehs.
dis box not addresst to Schrodinger izit?
Ta brings CO vernakularz to dis site,
THUD.
TO CUTE TO FUNCTION!!!!
only 1 per bocks? return to store and get bock with moor than 1 in it.
I’ll keep tha kitteh
I wan dis kitteh, how much?!?!
awww so cute
soooooooooo…kyoooooot *head splodes* bloosh!
don’ wrry little kitteh, we is keeping joo!
OMG! head esplode cuteniss!!!
ahh so kyeeewt~!! <3
OMG! I totally keepses u!