i skwished it
good thing teh virus don’t looks like this.
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umm. looks moar lyke U pooted on my pooter
KITTY BUTT
‘sup?
what’s up? kitty butt !!!
(warning – obliquely related video in link is not worksafe, not appropriate for most children, and may offend feminists, republicans, lane bryant shoppers and teletubby lovers. you have been warned)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SFBLOI2aQ
Ya know, Stend, that actually made watching Teletubbies rather tolerable.
did you shake your 4ss while watching? it’s essential
*lolz* I didn’t have a choice!
Ha! That wuz grate!
kthxbai
cmon lemme seeya scruuuuhhb teh grownd!
posiblee teh bestest yooss of a towtulee pahlitiklee incorek dans gruv on teh hoel WWW. liek, evar.
Ai’s gots 2 scoots douwn teh wall 2 gets dis xtra poo off mah bottum.
HAHHHAHAAA!!!
Kud dat B whai goggiez doo dat awn dah kar-pet?
lolucks moar like U pooped awn my pooter!
lissen kitteh, wen they say all u kan eet at teh salad bar,
they dont reely meen it . . .
aww, crap!!!
if only dat ez!!
Uh-Oh, my post-ie post-ed twyce!
Dad meen dat I iz boff second and nawt-second?
oh noe….
noaw i’ll hafra danse wiff boff mah feet !
LOL !!!
*tap tap left, tap tap right*
zzzzzzactlee !!
inmyday we woulda KILLED fore “tappa, tappa!)
Simpsons ref FTW!!! tappa tappa tappa!
We’re tapping with boff feet fur kitkay – fur hurs startling nawt second AND second!!
*tippetee tappetee tippetee tapettee left
tippetee tappetee tippetee tapettee right
tap, tap ka-TAP left
tap, tap ka-TAP riight* Ai hasn’t dun this in a wile. *Sits awn chayre fur a bit*
tangs fur da tanzen!! I forgeted to say dis befor, I wuz so tarred, butt I did injoy waching ya’ll tanzen und singen (well, I wuz singen!)
I iz soopeerioar 2 teh Noartunz!
nawt two Menschen mush key-ooot-ur!!!
Yes u did skwish it. Wif ur butt.
Cathulhu iz not imprezzed by pail imitayshun…
‘Cat’hulhu.
I lol’d!
Mai hubby haz dis xact cthulu toy – wich I boughted him, cuz I sweet, unnerstandin’ wiphe.
My two year old loves Cthulhu… My sis has this stuffedy as well, and my girl has to cuddle him every time we visit. Terrifying, yet lovable!
O’RLYEH?
IA RLYEH!
I luv u guiz.
I’m glad I’m not the only person that saw the plush Cthulhu.
O RLYEH?
NYARLY
PNOWAI
cathulu but sex, not so grate aktually.
Cathulhu haz butt-cabbage!!!
Oh, grate. I gotz all theez importunt bizness wurks to do and mah hed has splorted from teh kyoot.
Hao iz I sposed to finnish my wurks wif splorted hed??!?
Ip u axe mee, dat eggskoos foar playin hookee naow.
Exlint poynt! ebberybody noes dat Caturday meenz Hookee Nite in Canada!
An da DON Cherry bez in charz? Nebber mind noz Habz coverage just Lepfz.
try again 4 don cherry adn teh plaid no taken furwst tyme.
Ho that, NHF – ai will fix it fur u. CCC is heer. *scoop, scoop, scoop* *wipe, wipe*
Thar – braynes awl bak whar tehy belongs. Heer is yur CHRG(wdoi). Ai helps u put it awn nice and tite. There.
Nao – if u reelee needs to wurk, u shud bee ok. But if u wants to rest a bit, u can has sawft blankee, sum choklit and cuddle up in a nice bed in the HSRW.
Thx, Janet. Iz purrfect plan. Choklit an’ snooze an NO WURKZ.
VS: T 99.4, P – none, BP – none
GEN: elderly puter sitting uprite, NAD
HEENT: multiple greenblobs on top of hed; + skwishable
NEURO: AOX3; difficulty remembering events, dates; slow to process info
DX: useless peesakrapp
REC: replace it allreddy!
Gen: fuzzy widdle stwipeded kitteh unable to sit upright secondary to large green external hemorrhoid (tho kitteh appears NAD)
Perineum: 15cm non reudicible mass
DX: Pleh
TX: consult butt surgeon
don’t…stop… stop…don’t
I B laffin ’til my gut be herniating and strangularating!!!
Wil sumone plz spain thees to me? Looks hysto.. histy.. really phunny, but I no unerstend.
AA – ai’m nawt shur u reelee wants to know. Ai’m kwite shur ai duz nawt!
Iz doktoree tawk, temperchur and diag-noses. NAD iz, I bleev, ‘no apparint distress’. See butt surjin beree funnee!!
RX: kitteh should remain prone and apply Anusol_HC cream QID & prn discomfort.
naow didz ‘puter sin da HIPPA form fur da releas ub da infonation?
oh noes!
(registrar girl runz in wif HIPPA form, prods cold, lifeles keis fur da signature)
momcat
but if u dint sai da pashuntz naem, us hasnt broekm da pribacee, riet?
U no ask hoo da fader is.
Yu skwished it tu hard, kitteh! Teh green soaked in yer butt an is comin owt yer aize!
I has a skwichy arze prop
psst, I heer alienz ensid ur ‘poutr
ALIENZ!!!
No hay aliens in computadora!
(don’t Menschen
*aksidentally pressed ‘add’ kee, bfour I was done!)
(No tell los border guards, por favor!)
oh noes! kitteh can has compooter crash! hope hims work on lolcats be saved.
yu kuhverd mai happi plase! ]
wif dis nawt kumfy green thing…
noaw aize gunna kry!
meen hyooman!
Wares mai reward? (Sevral vaireti………..verietry……..varetier……….. difrent kines ov gushie fuds wud be aprech……appreeshi……..lyked).
Dis b der cyber kinda of der lurv dat is furbotten?
dat iz furBOTTOM!
yeah…an awlso disa-LOL-d!
Kin yu hear it? I hears it…yez yez..is faint but THERE IT IS! I hear a frog croaking in the copier…HURRY u have to let him out!
oooh i hatz it when mah putter croaks !!
substitute copier wif computer monitor…i need two more eyes than the twos i gots
gawd ….ya gotta lov kittehz……wat awn erff iz goin awn in dis pitture?????
ai jest sitted heer a laffed…….dis kitteh do not want to give up his sawftie gren toi, butt at teh saem tyme he wantz to be warmly ensconced awn teh puter monifer..watebber iz a kitteh to do butt to tri to do tehm boff!!!
dis….iz teh result……
Plush C’thulu iz no virus, is pure eeevil. Your kitteh no match for it.
Kitteh nayme iz McAffe or Norton?
kittehs name is glen, sillee
Dat weerd naem foar kitteh….Glen Sillee…
True dat, but it would be a good name for a brand of Scotch. I wuds try some of that.
Ya!!! Git droonk an den laff it awf R fall down laffin much bedar dan jus fallin down….
Ummm, dat wuz me der…. WP aytid me agin…
Yep…haz wun 2 menee shawtz uv dat an ayneewun be sillee den!
looks like kitty finally whomped cthulhu!
Want a cookie?
poar lolfrog…
faicfull ob kitteh butt !!
Kitteh–U can has Mackentosh–no viri there.
Kitteh andz Frawgee
arz vyruss killeeng Soopah
Heeroz wiffowtz kaypz
Kitteh hayr insydez
keeboardz warnz Kitteh ubz noo
damajjeeng vyruss
Wunse vyruzz iz gawn
Kitteh yoozez Froggeh 4
nyse, reewardeeng Napz
Jack.
iz nawt frawgee, is cthulhu!! All hale our new overlord.
Aw Hale Yesh!
Cat-like skwishing detected.
bingo!
Vaccines. I has dem.
Nope.
No virooses here.
S’all good here.
Gud ting kitteh did not “spray” komputer 2 kill vyrus! mah kitteh Daisy has sprayed keyboard & monitur ob my komputer so I’ll know itz HERS.
I r rly rlxin, rly.
Virus on YUR puter now tho, kitteh !
kitteh finds out wot happens wen u be downing too much bud-why-zers…come back and bite him in the hiney.
Brave kitteh, sez to Cthulhu – I fart in your general direction.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Ne!
OMG Kitteh haz de meigti Khthooloh ups hims butt
Oh noes, kitteh – u has insultered Cthulhu. Hims a mitey Eldur Wun, eben if Hims only 12 inches tall! Git ur butt off Hims hed!
(Heh heh, I have a small plush Cthulhu – I tell people “He’s a mighty Elder One, even if he is only 6″ tall!”)
I hear cheezburger cukin in ur screen!!11!
fantastic blog, cat with virus in her ‘puter is my favorite
Dere’s only 10 tings to do ’bout pooter virus, eat ‘em or sit on ‘em.
Kitteh Scan complete
Must snuggle kitteh to delete virus
This may take several minutes.
Dun look at it Kitteh, ur eyes may ASPLODE!
OMG! You skwished Cthulhu! No skwish Cthulhu!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Now we know why Cthulu always sounds like he’s being squished by a cat!
Kitty skwished Cthulhu… that can’t be good. Old Ones will come eat kitty, and night gaunts too.
YYYAAAIIIZZZ!!!!!!
*starts party*
Iz Cthulhu! Iz not virus, iz giant evl being.
LOL!!! Really should have been on the homepage!
now DAT is funee. i ‘gree with bob. some of teh ones on teh homepage are NOT FUNEE AT ALL.