Dis so rong
but tast so rite
dis got good taste too. we calls it favor.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: officecat
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Where teh milk s’posed too be? I only sees teh bone part.
wear da puppy?
puppy on bag–butt noe pups in der.
I can haz truef in advertising?
Keepz diggin, kitteh….iz priez in bawtum uv baggee.
O_O i dot u gave me cookie
and why do I have this sudden urge to bark at the mailman?
nut juzz bark at de mailman…
joo want ta run an bite him on dee 4ss !!!
poar lolailman…nut laffing so loud : (
OH, but I lolz!
No, dah maiman nawt laff so muches. Onlee laffs layter wen has to drawp pants to show bites to judge! Den is verwy funnee, trustmeondisone.
Cat eat dog food, dog food lacking certain needed nutrient, cat go blind
WAAAAAHHHHH!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Why must dis Lolcat suffer!
Aye jus luffs me sum goggie bonz!
yes kitteh! give in to the temptaishons!!
Dere’s a cheezburger flavered one in here somewheres, rite?
ai dunno… any shaggy heds? dey’s cheez flavur.
weyt- dese aint skoobee snaks.
Snausages!
ohai LCB! is u dun wiff da komputer fing u wuz dew’n?
Hai, PM!
No, I still gots lots moar to do on that. I’m just takin a lol-brake.
oh gude awl werk an noe lol maeks LBC a sad kitteh : )
O Hai, Princess. Ai wuz just thinking about u -u has been missing fur a while, seems to mee.
well hai der Janet! ah wus tinkin ov u tew : ) infact awl ov da cheeze peeps. some tymes i juss check in on y’all but can’t tink ov much tew sai. sew i juss lurk fur a cupel dais den a pic will kom up dat maeks mi wanna rite an den ah dew. did u hav a nyce howlodai?
im hostin a jewlry party fur mi artist fren tomaro. ah luke forwerd to make pretti apitizers. :
I hopw u an dawl de over nyce peeps heer r dewin well.
hi stend an teho an M-M an manfredd_mom an LB and Romeow an litti bitti an lissa an kathean an B! ( did B! change hur naem tew onceajinx?) an awl u awl : )
Oh - u mean u just luk at the pikshur. U don’t reed awl the comminz? Unless is a pikshure u wants to say sumthing about? That wud explain a lot. Cuz ai wuz verree surprised taht u dint come to the elegant danse and partee taht paws4thot hosted in honor of Saint Andrew’s Day. It wuz just teh sort of thing ai thot u wud liked a lot.
Teh men were awl dressed in their Prinz Charlee outfits (formal men’s kilt attire) - paw4thot luked extremelee handsum, ai must say. Awl the ladies were wearing whyte (or beige) evening dresses and we awl had hankies becuz of teh men in kilts.
And the food wuz amazing - even the haggis wuz gud. There wuz a full bar with awl kinds ov scotch. And a caller fur the Skawtish countree dansing. And we awl danced teh “Strip teh Willow.” Ai havn’t had so much fun in a long tiem.
Janet……I have tried 3 times now to get a reply to you about David and the guys……and the WP has eeten it every time……..I don’t mind giving you my email address at all but I am getting frustrated…….
Janet! plaes tell mi wut pic dat fun danse wus under! ur rite, ah would hav njoid dat a lawt.
: )
Peace negosheashuns. Akshullee - u can still go. Since is frozen in tiem, ai think we r awl still bak there having fun! The two kittehs tawking to the gerbel - awl nose to nose.
Great.
Cat eat dog food, dog food lack certain needed nutrient, cat go blind.
WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!
Why must this cat suffer?
Are you okay?
Srsly?
I don’t think this is his main food. He just got into it and they thought it
was cute and took a picture. Dat’s what I think…
Besides…look at that girth…doncha think he’s pretty sly about getting
into the goods?
Goggie goggie goggie goggie!
Der onlee wun fing dat smel liek goggie an it….*goggie*!
Whut dat inna bag? Whut it sai?!
Oh noez! I kint reed!
DO NOT WANT!
*nom nom nom*
I has manee boanz!
*nom nom nom*
it has been several minutes since kitteh has been fed. kitteh resorts to desperate means.
Uh huh….nekst B teh Dawnner goggies! O_o
Dawnner. . .pardee ov whun? Ur table iz redee.
I can haz awl-u-kin-eet boofai?
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
winz !!!
I’ll teach dat goggie to chase me. Neener neener neener.
If loving yoo is wro-o-o-n-g,
I doan wanna be right!!
It haz a flava, a goggie flava
taste’s like chiggin? Kenturkey Fryed Chiggin???
:O !
I have a lolcat and a loldog as pets IRL, and my lolkitty does the same!
My big ‘0le Yeller Labby likes two nom up all teh kitteh fud!
Mai goggie eets ennyfing dat’s on the floar.
Cat fuud, Dog fuud, fish fuud, bottels and carpit.
Sometymes he trai’s teh lolcats too.
Dey not too imprezzed.
My ole yeller goggie tryes to snuffle-up my kitteh in2 hiz nose. He iz nawt to imprezzed.
*snort!*
So….goggie traid 2 huff kitteh?
lol.
Mai goggie is sooper smooth abowt hiz kitteh-nomming ways.
He’z liek, ‘if ai pretend 2 yaun wyle kitteh hed close 2 mai mouf, they’ll fink it’z an acsident!’
We nawt foold.
*lolz* yeah–goggie tries 2 huff kitteh awl teh time…thenk e’s ‘ddicted?
I iz stealin’ googies snacks, dun’ be snytchin on moi
Iz mai secrit sorrow
nom nom nom WOOF nom nom nom
nom ARF nom nom RUFF RUFF nom nom nom
BOW WOW nom nom nom………
Um, jes helping doggie bury his bones…under the ‘frigeratter….
*kitteh* i shure iz glad ai cant reed……odderwize thee wod be eh PLEH!
Dat kitteh has had no shortij of fud. Stil so kyoot. Much <3 for teh adorabl snowman-kitteh wif a uneek palate.
(My first attempt at Lolcat talk. Bad?)
muy bueno, Sus !!
gladz yoo jumped in foar a lolchat !!
Iz verree gud indeed. Welcome, Susan. Has u been lurking fur a while?
Yes, fur munthz. Thank yoo al!
Uz larned lolspeek vry w3ll! W3lcome!
Welcum Susan! ur lolspeek is bery gud! Sumteimes all i has to do is leeb mai mispeled wurds in an dat maeks mai lolspedk.
Dawggee wuz meen 2
Kitteh. Nawkked ober fude boal.
Kitteh getz reebenjj!
Snakk Boanz tuu gudz 4
Dawggee. Kitteh likkz dem awll
andz maykz dem herz
Kitteh coodz fytez andz
skratch Dawggee. Diz plan seemz much
moar eezee andz clevvurr
Jack.
kitteh mad tat teh goggie 8 herz gushiefud. mai goggie alwuz trais 2 gets kittteh crunchiefud. turnarou iz fair plai.
Bone appetit, kitteh!
Win!!!
kitteh gotzta sneek sum on de syde now an again.
zoekay, kitteh, we still lubz yur plushee self.
ggrrrWP eeted my posing agin !!!!!
I don’t get it–the box says “Puppy Flavored” but they don’t taste like puppies at all…
Milk can has bones, milk can has skeen.
But milk no can has soul!!
a beeg glass ob milk holdz no soullace, indeedz…