…and dis little piggie went to-
NOM!
u can eats teh finger only on ur birfday.
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dis liddle piggeh gotz in mah belleh!
Furstie dantz fur 3rin! But I iz out of ideers after suggestin teh Jerk on teh dubble turtlol page. NEbuddy? Teh Swim? Teh Monkee?
My age, let me show you it.
Teh Hitch Hike!
I still werking on mah coffees consumpshun so I send link to danse for me:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_hike_(dance)
tanks u fur da danze! I hads to go hoem an goe to bed afpur werking al niete, so I misseded it. But tanks fur dansin!
teh cha cha slide? whut? is fun!
cha cha now y’all, cha cha again
turn it up!
I needz thumb-body to luv.
Daisy – u has dedded me wiv ur thum pun! Fallz ovr ontoo chayze-lawng.
I gib yoo teh CPR – Cat Pun Releef. Yoo bedder now?
Ur CPR and choklit I fownd halp maik bettur. Maibee liez down fur a bit tho. I haz kronik pun intoleranss. Shud bee moar cairfull reeding ICHC.
ewe rock Daisy… wanna thumb-ressel?
Daisy’z punz….let her show u dem.
Hehe… ai luf a gud pun! Fankoo fur dat wun!
OOOOWWWWW!!!
Sleep
(unlike insomnicat, k.k.)
(he only luk like he biting—)
Insomnicat izzZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz…..
FIRST POST!
This picture is made of win
Soo cute
Nys mowsie sYzed fumb mayks fur gud practis fur teh hun!
human skin. it maek gud teefbrush.
dunz furgets ta flooss
if u will stick ure thumb up like that, wot d’u expect?
I hitch hiking so stik fum outz and waz jumz on wivout a bi u leafz
Peoples is tasty!
Thumb has nummy flavor. Make nummy nom noms.
Nebber bitz da han dat pheedz u!
oh gud wun !
diz fum iz soooo tastie… ya!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THUMB BITES YOU !!
I eets yer ‘posable digit, hoomun, and we’ll seh how yu dooz wit nun…..wellkum to my worlds.
Den hu gonna ohpen da kanz uff gushie fud fur u?
Yu taek mai blankie, Ai suk YUR fumb!
PS: Hooman appeers to be waering teh kertins. Furst teh hooman waerin teh tabulcloff, wit teh YMCA kitteh, nao sumwun waering teh kertins. Wots wit teh saft-fernishins fashun?!
i was tihnkeeng taht……sum onez hiddeeus drayps maed in2 a shert. pleh.
Din dey du dat een de soun uf muzak?
an Gone Wif teh Windz,
an ob corse teh famus Carol Burnett parodi of GWTW, wen she cameded down teh staircase wiff teh draperi rod stil ina drapes….
wun ob teh awl tyme grate momentz of TV histury
Teh carol burnett skit wif her waring teh grene velvut curtins on teh rodd wuz won ov teh funniest fings I evver saw. It still maeks me laff to fink about it.
“i saw it in teh window an juss koodn’t rezist it”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhtxfSMIWk&feature=related
And furthermoar, ai thinks it iz a MALE hooman waerin teh kertins.
Bcuz hoomins allus gelus uv sawft kitteh fur.
Dare tryin to immit…imata…bees like dem (an faylin mizerablee.)
Oh youse guuise, doncha recognizez teh fashunable “haawaiian shirt” wen u sees it ?????
dis fellowz dresseded in teh bery hite of west cost fashun…..
Gud morning, salleh. Yoo are rite and we are teh sillee. Ai am nawt up awn teh fashun’s of teh west coast.
Pleese, oh west coast fahsunable hooman male – furgibs us our comminz, as we furgibs yoo yur west coast fashun sense.
J4K, is that part of teh “Lord & Taylor’s Prayer”?
WIN11!!!!
ai dint sai it waz a GUD fashun sence….
No, tehy is definitimatle kertins. Luk, tehre’s non at teh windo. Mebbe hims singin “Mai Faborite Tings” an wanted to get rite into role
looks liek mah mummehs ode kertins…doh tehy wuz brownish…and had theez weird lil munkey faces in the flowers…o.o
man, that weewee woth thum thothidge.
Whai, wutevver dost thou meen? *raises eyebrow with smirk*
this little piggy went to nam? is this the return of flashback kitty?
oh, wait – nevermind.
stend, tankz for Tiona site tip….she cracks me up!!!
just remember – your vagina is your center. seriously.
F-size jugs for ballast optional…but adds to the ah-thoray-thay of advice
if i kant has fumb, u kant has fumb. ktnxbai.
kittehz do hab this tendanci to be goning along….do de do de do, an den…….CHOMP…..as if oberwhelmeded bi dis uncontrolablabble disire to BITE SUMFING….
offen…..dis urge iz realized upon any hoomin part wiffin der reech…..
Thumz bein a particularz taregetz……..an toeses, tehy lik to bite de toeses too
we nawt shure whi dis iz, we jest noes, dis iz……
I feel ebry now an den dat I gotta bite sumwun
I noes ebry now an den wut I gotta be–
A feerce jungle aminal, perched onna lim of a tree!
“AT LAST! SUMWUN UNNASTANDS MEEEE!” (breaks out the Chianti and the fava beans and waits for someone to celebrate with)
heh, dis happint to me lass nite, woke up getting a pierced thum yowch.
mai littel ferel guy, Avon Barksdale, puts teh punk in punkture.
Kittehs ware t-shirts that says: It’s a kitteh thing. U wuddent unnerstand.
This meant to be reply to salleh’s commintz bout kittehs’ oberwhelming erges to bites.
I has oberwhelming erge to gets moar coffees.
ai fulli unnerstanz……ai hab an obberwhelmin erge to go getz a sausige muffin….
nootrishun…….watz teh poynt?
do it tastez gud? datz wat ai wantz to noes…….
an iz it cheep?? sigh
If nutrition and funding (as in lack of either) is a concern, there’s always a golden arch around sumwheres, or its sibs, the one with HUGE headed mascots.
Kitteh needz shirt dat sez:
nibble on dey tinee thumzes, bite dey liddle toeses off!
dis tumb is mine, you no needz it so ah claimz it
Liddill Kitteh habz
vurssatyle Hewminz. Deyz habz
lawtza teeveeng reengz!
Liddill Kitteh lubvz
himz Lap Nap. Habz 2 prakktiss
Nom, nom, nom summ tyme!
Liddill Kitteh habz
no ideea how sharp himz
teef arz. Fyndz owtz sune
Jack.
“You know Jack I can understand your e-mail to a point, and then a lot of strange random characters and letters show up…what happened?”
Sumwun knot tail piggie taht ‘Nam ended 5 yeers aygo
erm……35 yeers aygo.
You be thinkin’ like Stend…..hmmmm…
When I looked at this pic for the first time (without studying it) it looks like he had on arm muff or cover … which it is, with little teeth anchoring it to said arm
As for shirt…it looks like a T-shirt, i sees a face (?) by the extreme lower left of pic…. no big deal, jes saying
dat iz orsum
Liddill Kitteh nawz
awn Beeg Gye’z fummb. Beeg Gye
wayrz Hawwyunn Shurt
Beeg Gye’s fummb iz awn
himz ryte hand. Muss beez hoaldeeng
Reemoat in him’s leff
Liddill Kitteh wantz
2 watch “Amminull Planitt”.
Needz to steelz Reemoat
Jack.
*Hoomin, da over over wyte meet* iz tastee n nootrishus too!
Dis thum it haz flavur an teh flavur is NOM!
noming kitteh, plantz an ikea woterrrr. On Caturday, no les. Nao thatz whut I callz Paradais.
wuz just at teh hoptial tis morning cauz meh boy kitteh chompeded mah fingur but gud. Yowch! Poleece was called to tayk staytmunt – howe, war, y – teh long arm of teh lay gotz uz both. ;\
120 dollairs 4 vet vizit, 150 dollairs 4 my clinik bill – priceeeee kitteh.
Wuz feedin hym by hand cauz he be sick. Gettin bedder, BTW.
he mus be gittn bettar ifn he cans biet dat wel!
Y wuz da pleece caled?
er umm i ment “long arm of teh LAW”
zombie kitteh eats you slowlie
Practice foar teh day when he cud get Siegfried too.
juuuusssst uze goheed, put finger in mouth when yawning,….AGAIN
Viet NOM?
T-shirt = Kreator – Pleasure to Kill, old 80’s German thrash! Killer!!!
*LOL* Hungry mew!