Comments on: WE’VE REPLACED JOHN’S PHONE BILL

By: Joe Marrie

Joe Marrie — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:36:28 +0000

Is that me?!?!?!?

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:57:15 +0000

SHOULD BE OLD ENGLISH NOT ANGLO-SAXON!

By: sileighty

sileighty — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:18:27 +0000

This one is brilliant. I bemoan the loss of this, and other classics of 1970s humor, including, but not limited to, souffle and closet jokes.

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:33:43 +0000

…Anglol Catzon???

By: BebopBurger

BebopBurger — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:06:33 +0000

I is lingwist. An langwuidges don always get simpler, but is common. (sumtimes more complex! lyk wif pidgin or lingua francas turning to nachurally spoken langwidges!) But is moastly cuz of pronunciashun issues. Lyk when words come togevvur cuz is easier to say dat way. Or cuz we has no uses for owld wurds nemore. Anuvver facktor iz hoo has presteege, cuz peeps imitate prestige dialeckts, an so on.

I mayke sense? I hopes so.

By: Ranski

Ranski — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:09:26 +0000

loarawul

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:06:39 +0000

“i like my coffee like my men — black”

“Bobby, do you like gladiator movies?”

“I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.”

By: jim a

jim a — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:48:14 +0000

funny dat’s how i feelz bout Schrodenger’s kitteh lolcats and mai fizzics courses.

By: jim a

jim a — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:44:46 +0000

But waznt “das heer” who keep dem IN prizon?

By: jim a

jim a — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:31:51 +0000

oops, the W’s look like P’s
should be more like:

he wolde upsnican formman folcstow
þahwileþe þawigendar unandweapd waepen
wifa and cildru wæg arlice
bærnde meduleal beheow neatas
æll tac he of weorþ
stempde hwaet stellan ne cuþe
þæt waes god cyning gumena betst

By: Cat Feral

Cat Feral — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:44:02 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

By: jim a

jim a — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:43:17 +0000

or, as near as I can make out..

he polde uprmcan fopmman folcrtop
þahpileþe þarigendar unandpeard paepen
pifa and cildpu pæg aplice
bæpnde meduleal beheop neatar
æll tac he of peoopþ
rtempde hpaet rtellan ne cuþe
þæt paer god cyning gumena betst

–In memory of Aethestan.

By: sorche

sorche — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:58:57 +0000

I r not in SCA, but groop leik it called teh Adrian Empire. 12th centoory represent!

By: sorche

sorche — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:57:02 +0000

i lol’d. Joo verry funnee in ejoocated waiz. whan my huzban and i went to see Beowulf, i waz providin runnin tranzlation ov Grendel to mah huzban. it waz awesum.

By: sorche

sorche — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:50:17 +0000

I loff ewe. Proper meeter an rhymink struktoor makes me want to haff ur e-babiez.

By: handikat

handikat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:14:17 +0000

line strukcture and allit … alitr … wurds begin wif saym letter, FTW!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:02:20 +0000

I can remember the preamble to the Constitution, and we didn’t spend that much time on it at school.

Because if Schoolhouse Rock did it…I remember it.

By: Tara

Tara — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:20:00 +0000

Is that Joe Marrie?

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:40:01 +0000

and so wæs Þæt!

By: mswhatsit

mswhatsit — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:32:15 +0000

……And it was easier to comprehend

By: Hotspur

Hotspur — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:30:16 +0000

Þæt wæs gōd LOLcat

By: Teho

Teho — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:30:09 +0000

AAAAAAAAARGH

By: ittehbittehkitteh

ittehbittehkitteh — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:26:33 +0000

i gotted it. corse i reeded beowulf in orijnawl. wen i gotted 2 part wher grendel comed to heorot hawll an bust da dore down – an a lite standed owt hims eyses… yikes. mah teecher hadded lite blu eyses. rite at DAT instint a gleem frum da winder hitted hims lite blu eyeses. an a “licht stod” owt hims eyes fur reel. (prolly misspellt dat. duznt know how 2 spelz in lololengerlisch…)

i almost peed. dat were so-o-o-o scareh. bout 10 yeers later, i telled teecher how bad he scairt meh. seemz he scairt a few ovvers 2! i still get scairt wen i finks bout dose eyses an da lite.

(chexks.) o, fanks gourd. dint pee dis time…

By: Seward

Seward — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:22:51 +0000

I wish I wuz out on stryk. Wud meen I been maykin sum munny frum it.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:50:29 +0000

LOL, i juss C & P’d teh passage.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:45:23 +0000

Thx –
i kant be taking kredit – dat wuz awl beowulf
(well essept teh cheezbrger part) (an lolspeek)

By: trin

trin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:43:36 +0000

You remember it so well BECAUSE it’s “useless”. (and we were all so much younger when we were forced to memorize this stuff…)

I wonder if I can still do the preamble to the Constitution. (It helped to have a very large teacher, I kept getting stuck on the word “posterity” would think of his wide-load and then be able to continue…. I must be going to hell for that.)

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:38:00 +0000

if teh Tower of Babelcat (Hebrew: מגדל בבל‎ Migdal BavelArabic: برج بابل Burg Kitteh)
united felinity, so dat everywun lolspoke wun langwich,

and ceiling cat jumbulled up teh langwiches til we kood use langwich without violins an otter badstuff,

Then lolspeak be teh new order!

kyoo eee dee.

). In G

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:20:29 +0000

an ran up teh fone billz,
frum fone saxon addikshun

By: jim a

jim a — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:10:38 +0000

Burnt the meadhall, killed off cattle,
Took he everything of value;
Smashed he what he could not steal.
He was good king, best of men.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:06:18 +0000

By: falco

falco — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:53:01 +0000

Ai member dat. Ai lubbed dat sho, maked me laff awl de tyme!

By: Teho

Teho — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:23:55 +0000

so dis powst gitz onlys 4 owta 5 burgs? pffft… dis whai i r cinnikul dood.

DIS PIC AN CAPSHUN IS CAN BE ABSOWLOOTLEE CLASIK.
in ebry sens of teh wurd.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:52:21 +0000

Speeking of teh anshent langwidges, duz NEwun bemember Candid Camera? I hears teh voys of Art Linkletter comin frum dis kitteh.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:46:51 +0000

Nawt reely, if u fink about it. Bilological eevilushun is toward teh more complecks organdism, but simple langwidge wud be more eefishunt in sum ways, so it makes sense dat langwidge wud eevolv toward teh simple.

Kitteh pidgin seems more random dan odder langwidges, but is varry noo. Mebbe we see sum convenshuns eevolving sum day.

But I iz litterary geek, nawt langwidge dork. NE lingwists out dere hoo noes why langwidges get simpler?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:40:05 +0000

I gots is. I bets more dan 3 peepls gets it. Us has sum varry smart peepls here. Also, lotsa litterary geeks and mid-evil fantasy types, I betcha. NEwun fur teh Society fur Creative Anakronism?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:29:56 +0000

Ooo…Sansksrit. Do want!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:28:53 +0000

Gosh u lern sumpin ebery day, if u not keerful. How u finds teh symbols to pick?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:38:50 +0000

oops, Ai stand korrekted.

The Grape Eskape Triviah: hoo was teh actor riding teh motorbyk taht wus chaysin Steve McQueen (awlso awn a motorbyk)?

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:26:03 +0000

noe taht waz Donald Pleasance, an James Gardner sed “He can com wiff me” cause ole Donny waz blind as bat naow frum awl teh close-up werk he did awn teh fake docuintz…..

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:17:41 +0000

uhm…… eeewwwww

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:48:18 +0000

Depends on how much anglo-saxon he’s used

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:40:11 +0000

Iz grate pome, an full ob teh derty joeks!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:36:47 +0000

Ai can see, Ai can see perfickly *bumps into warl*

By: thornius

thornius — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:11:11 +0000

Or Ells she tails her hubbee Brad Pitt and him tell Grendel.

By: thornius

thornius — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:01:11 +0000

Windows Alt Keycodes Pick symbul U want, hold down ALT key and type in code BEAN GEAUX! Der UR new Symbol.
!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:59:42 +0000

how due yU spell LOL in Angelo Saxsen?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:57:07 +0000

fully – mutch win foar awsumlee awsum abstrakshun too.

um.

“but john’s testikulz nevr sprowt teeth an byte my fayss at hoem…”

By: homescribe

homescribe — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:10:59 +0000

dis post made me splort red wine on my skreen … tanks!!

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:08:25 +0000

what wai gardena in ger dargum…..

is liek lolcat, onlee owldur!