WE’VE REPLACED JOHN’S PHONE BILL
WITH A PORTION OF “BEOWULF” IN ANGLO-SAXON
LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS …
what happened?!?!?! gives us teh newz!
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: molly
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Duz he have a hedaike yet?
Anukki is nawt sekkond!
congrats!
Tank yu, Elvis! Mai I hav dis dantz?
Itz mai pleshure! Mebbe ewe cans leed…I’s nawt so gud akshuly at dis dantsin
(wotch owt fur mai feats)
Noez wurries, I is teh beeg and strongliek. I can leed.
*pushez.. er… LEEDZ Elvis all ‘rownd teh flore*
( wife, out of frame, thinks: )
“but, john never reads a second phone bill at home …”
“but John never vomits at home…”
“but John’s teeth never fall out after coffee at home…”
oh and by the way molly gets a big +10 style points for first use of this iconic and highly annoying 80’s catchphrase in a way which makes it even more obscure in a caption on ICHC !!! (gasp) way to go MOLLY !!!
fully - mutch win foar awsumlee awsum abstrakshun too.
um.
“but john’s testikulz nevr sprowt teeth an byte my fayss at hoem…”
uhm…… eeewwwww
“i like my coffee like my men — black”
“Bobby, do you like gladiator movies?”
“I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.”
Eye can change fhone carrierz?
John jumps up an startz weeding teh poyem in deh akchooal anglo-saxon! Wee r ammazeded!
I lub dis pixtoor, by da wai .. it is teh FUNNEH!! An happee nawt-sekkond danse for anukki!!!
*shuffl stepp shuffl stepp*
Sowwy if Ai steptded on ur tows!
Fanks! I shufflez along wit yu!
Howe du yu sai ?Owie” in anglo saxon?
“Eoighweyyygh”
oh bonzogal hehehehe!!!
Ai must dans fur Anukki too. This is a pikshur full ov the winsome.
Seems we r doin the soft shoe again?
*shuffl stepp shuffl stepp*
*shuffl stepp shuffl stepp*
*twerls kane and poses*
Ai fink teh onllee dans Ai noe is teh soff shoo. Ai am bery bad dansr. Ai jus kinna moove allong wiff teh moosick. Dis rusults in *shuffl stepp shuffl stepp*
Ai iz sorree dat Ai dun noe anudder dans! But Ai wuz at the partee in the “peecefull neggoshiashuns” commintz and lernd a liddle ov teh skottissh dans “splitting the willow” or summfin.
*skipp foarwrd an bak*
*skipp foarwrd an bak*
an summfin eles dat Ai forrgotted!
So wee gots a split-sof-shu fur Annuki’s danse.
Ai lykes taht kine.
Eezy fur a non-dantsin hoomin ta doo!
iz bc john wuz old langajez mayjur in kollij. john sez 2 hiz meaw & paw, “u seez? old langajez no such yoozliss aftur awl.”
Jon remembars he nevver did taek dat final examm in Ingerlish litt.
Nebber mynde teh fone bill. Mye flee kollar, it is being way too long. Do not want.
LOL
how due yU spell LOL in Angelo Saxsen?
loarawul
Achuallee, eet won’t bee dat mush harderz tu unnerstand dan regalar fone bill iz. Jus pai de munniez due at de bottom uff de pagez.
Beowulf…
DO NOT WANT!!
Kitteh spaek is ezier tu raed then Beowulf….noe kittehs in dat stury
purrhaps a re-rite, wif grendl as a kitteh? ennywun?
No, nawt kitteh as Grendel! Grendel getz killled.. Iz bet der was a kitteh curled up in deh Mead hall when Beowulf & deh otherz were reciting der sagas, waitinz fur someone to drop some of der meat on der floor so kitteh could grab it befor de dogz could!
fulfilling his oath, to aid the Grate Danes,
eazing their angwiish, heeling teh horror
they suffert so long, no small distress.
As token of triumf, presented a cheezburger.
line strukcture and allit … alitr … wurds begin wif saym letter, FTW!
I loff ewe. Proper meeter an rhymink struktoor makes me want to haff ur e-babiez.
Jon rerites as fillum script wit teh CGI, releeses fore teh Kristmas market, maeks a fortoon and retyrs to barbarbarbados
Butz dere beez a riterz stryke now. He lowed tu du dat?
Noe riters stryk in teenytiny Ingerlan
aldres orwena, yrringa sloh
i can has lortab?
Meh lubs teh Lortab an’ Percocet. Hab seberal helt problems. Dawkters gibz meh mush persciption to bof durgs.
I has a Lortab.
Akshully, is nawt so grayt.
(Well, teh Lortab is. Teh reezun for teh Lortab iz wurs dan loozin ur harblz.)
wut is wurs dan loozin ur harblz????
Sum wun want tu tell de commentz witer dat datz not John!
luf dis one.
Dat kitteh tinks he be David Attenborogh or dat Crikey guy
metinks. Iz waytin fer deh maiting danz nao.
i wundrs hoo wryts deh fone bils….
ackshuly i don’ts think uv Attenborough or IRwin…
…too me iz like a Folger’s Crystals kumershul!
“…but John never reads Old English at home!…”
o ai getz it nao tanks… ai’m tyred so ai’m liddl stoopid.
Mah brayn iz “soking in it”!
pittypat tank u fer deh wunnerful pohem..dat waz beyootiful
Thx -
i kant be taking kredit - dat wuz awl beowulf
(well essept teh cheezbrger part) (an lolspeek)
We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Ai wuz jus tinkin teh saym ting!
man, i haet wen taht happns.
dis post made me splort red wine on my skreen … tanks!!
Whut??
yoo tuk teh werds rite outta mai mouf!
*terns hed sidwaeys an luks*
R U puttin uss onn or is taht rly erlee Ingerlish?
(Ai sertinly wudden no!)
Dat r frum Beowulf.
English r verree diffrunt frum wen it wur Englisc.
Ai reememburrs wen teh coolige teechur red teh Caturbury Tails in Middul Ingerlish. Evun dat wuz vairy hard to unnerstand.
(Seams lyke owr seel fone spokescat wud lyke teh Caterbury Tails bedder)
One of mai favoritist times in collige was when teh English Lit TA read Beowulf to us in teh original form. He was gud. He wuz edumacated at Oxford an had teh coolest accent to begin wif, but his Beowulf had us mesmerized.
Whole lecture hall of more dan 100 stoodints. Total silence, except fur the TA.
D Marie - yoo r so luckee. ai wud hav luved heering taht.
he wuz ky00t n teh charmz 2, Mar?
mai fadder-in-lahw he recyts dat Beowuf in Olde Ingrish
owl deh tyme. furst vurse ober n ober n ober
what wai gardena in ger dargum…..
is liek lolcat, onlee owldur!
Dat r reely old Ingerlish. How duz u git wordpress to make teh thorn thingy an teh eth thingy?
I wuz wunnering wen oour deer doctorcat wud shoe up. I noe taht she’s verrah verrh smart wit tings liek Anglo-Saxon. I feeel bettah now.