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I don’t find a poor deformed turtle funny
Dare seems tu bee lotz uv dem owt dare. Dey eets and livez and awl liek taht. Shud dey hide?
no, sanafabich iz ryte. Thay haz tayribull timing an awlwaze blow teh punsch lynez. Poor deformed turtlez iz better wen thay playin kontakt sportz like roler durby oar doin hot sexy erotik shuffelbord, thay iz awlso gud az stunt dubbles foar hand grenaydz in Chuk Gnaw-ass filmz. Thay kan do gud back-up danssing in 50 Cent’s moozik videeyoz too, an thay mayk vayree gud Sekretreez ov Defense but iz offen too smart to get along wiv teh prezodent. Oh yes, a poor deformed turtel awlso wurkz az Katie Couricz hed. But thay reelly iz nawt so hawt wiv teh funny. Well spotted, sanafabich. Haow meeny dooshez can yoo fit, by the wai? seeing az u are obveeussly a jyant doosh bag?
Wy is Sanafabich a dooshbag, jus fore ekspressin an opinion? Yu do it awl teh tym - allow odders teh saym, basic Hooman Rite. Sum ob wot yu sai, TINA, is funnee but sumtyms Ai tink yu go to far. Ai mai nawt agree wit wot Sana sais (nawt akchully deesided yet), but Ai defend to teh last her (his?) rite to sai it.
an yet yu attak mai ryte tu sai dis? sawree but i aint sootin up foar a caertroll war ovr dooshbaggeree. ai juss fynd selektiv eksurcyzin ov free speetch ironik.
Ai nawt attak yu, yu has teh rite to fyn teh pic an comments funnee, just as Sana has teh rite to sai she dusnt. Ai nawt shore enneewun has teh rite to be gratooitouslee rood
OK, so we duz fursty dantz fur sanafabich. NEbuddy frum teh sixties bemember teh Jerk?
(Iz compry–compra–iz eberybuddy gibs up a liddel an gets a liddel. Kthxbye)
tina
thier iz Nuthin butt Irony–
Fe-roni is teh fynal realty.
nom nom nom *boo-uuuuuurp*
i wuz on mah wai owt lazz nite when i left mah
tongue-in-cheeck commint abowt dis being a
perfectly deformed turtle an later wished i
wud hab also added dat i respects yur opinion,
Sana…yoo habs evurry rite to express hoaw
yoo feel…an yoo certainlee wussnt critical
or harsh in any wai.
i fink wee awll hab to be sensitib to odders….
at anee tyme dere cud be a pic dat foar what
ebber reason, cuz of whats goingz on inna a
peepz life dat dat peep mite find de pic sad or
painful…an joo know….we can lib wiff joo saying
dat. Peeps heer are yoosually berry kind an
tollerant. i lykez yoo AWLL berry much an find
yoo too bee funnee, talented, an a timez berry
ensitefull….itz wut keeps meh comming back.
two poynts:
1. Win I consider teh opening commment, I cannt help butt fink abut awl teh trooly immachure peeple hoo doo make fun of the so- cawled “handikapped”. A nayborhood boi usta come obber two play wif my bois, an hee wuz always laffing at sumone cuz tehy be mentally retarded or else he wuld mock teh wai peeps walk hoo ar crips , and I fund this utterlee distaystful an oh-fence-if. (an I towld him nawt 2 kum obber here if he wuz gonna due that)
2. Frum whut i understands bout ICHC, meny peepz agree that a guiding prince-ipal hear is “treating oders wifs kyndniss”. Here, as in the US, speech is free, butt many here wuld dont fink it’s OhKay two say juz anyfing iffn dat inkludes putting odder peeps down. Maybe y’all donut lyke sab’s coment, butt sab hz sed nutting to putt down ether teh extra-head-endowed turtel or odder peepz hear.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…..
grrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeed !!
People in glass houses….
well, u noe.
U wanna fling poop?
Don’t be surprised when someone flings it back.
This is an excellent place to be aggressive and attack, because people here are sweet and gentle.
Be rude to someone…why be surprised if someone is rude back? And then call them hypocrite for calling you rude because they are calling you rude?
Jeez.
Pick your battles.
And hopefully, somewhere aggressive and not sweet and thoughtful. That seems cowardly.
thiss iz stil going? u iz harpin at me? abowt a komment that woz lardjly nonsenssikal and focussed for teh moast part awn agreeing that two-hedded turtelz iznt akshully funnee and are moar easily appreeshyated when thay yoozin thayr uthr giftz, such az dansing, roll durby, and stunt dubble ability? callin sumting ‘ironik’ iz nawt an attak. ICHC iz lotz ov tings to lotz ov peepul. If sumting iz purely a treem ov abyoos targeted at an individjul, then thatz problee gonna get hammurd reel kwiklee an rytelee so.
Thayr are ov corse eksepshunz such az the iShuffle Care Troll Wars and the secondary Self-Involved Care Troll Skurmishez which did indeed end in sum individjulz bein firmly hackd at becoz thayr seemd a konsensus dat dat woz wot thay needed and had earnt. But thayr iz nuttin heer dat needz a spowtin ov libral osmotik payn. Unless yoo haz jonesing foar Katie Couric. Ai aynt hackin, raggin, oar attakin ennywun. Pleez go to teh windoe an tayk sum brethz.
purrspektiv, u needz it.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breffffff…..
so i can LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
sumoar !!!!
dis commint not mean to be a poke at aneewon….
I juz lykes de gib an tak of talunted peeps an
lykez so muach ta com here an hab phunz !!!
i am a beeg fan ob awll joo peepz !!!
Dammit, where did my long post to you go?
TINA, It seems you attack people, then attack those who gently admonish you for attacking by self-pityingly accuse them of attacking. Sheesh.
Talk about irony.
No, TINA, it was not your “calling something ironic” that I took issue with. It was calling someone a douche.
And it just now occurred to me. Maybe you have NO IDEA that calling someone a douche is offensive.
I have read your sexual/violent posts for a long time and tried to take them with perspective. So it is just now I am finally responding. So no. I don’t need the perspective.. I will consider everything you said seriously, for a long time. I always do that. I have an incredible amount of perspective, along with low self esteem…. it is very unusual that I am addressing you this way.
I doubt you will do the same. I think it is YOU that needs the perspective.
That is all.
Goodbye.
Test
OK, took that…why didnt you take my other two long posts?
Probably just as well.
Grrrrrrrr. >:(
I’m bored with seeing two headed turtles as backup dancer’s in 50 cents videos, so 2005 - but would like to see that shuffleboard action, boom chicka wow
oh, and has anyone noticed the bald brittany shirt in the sidebar? seems related (after all, she is a mutant)
OMG brittany’s a mutant ninja !!! it explains everything !!!
U hav reelee gud ayes, stned! I noo it wuzn’t Yul Brynner, butt ai didn’t recognize the poor, unforchunate brittanee.
Brittnee Brynner “If u iz wotchin this ad, mai career iz problee ded. So ai iz tellin yoo, wotver yu do - just doant be nasstee wyte traylur trash wiv teh brest implantz wen yu iz 15.”
backup dancer’s wut?
/sorry, cuddnt resist.
purrhapz go bak an axly reed teh commnt yu oberreakted to
dis is absolootley NUT a poorley deformed turtle
this be an eggsellent exampull ob a purrfectly deformed turtle
guess we awll cant be de same, but dat dusnt meen we can
appreciatez de differences !!
Two-headed turtles are incredibly common, actually. PUH-LEEZ. There are people out there who collect them. Two-headed turtles live and eat and breathe and walk around and poo and all that good turtle stuff.
Arguably, this one’s not a teenager, but still.
iz axly wunnerful markting oppertoonitee. not menny peepul knoe it, but iz haow Bill Gaytz got so ritch. Mayd hiz big munnee mayking hatz foar turtelz. Naow yoo knoe why cumpnee iz cawld microsoft.
O.o?!? LOL omg TINA u is teh funnyizt fing. I needz yu. I wuntz yu. I haz ur baebeez. Pliz. Maree me. Oar, at leezt, plae nekkid shufflbord wif me … juz for wun nite. PLIZ!!!!!!! I was choking on my peanut-butter-jelly-banana sandwich when you said the mutant turtles f*k up the punchlines…. thru the rest of that post I was laughing so hard I forgot I was starving foar teh foodz. U iz so mayzing.
u chok awn PBJB at ICHC tinkin bowt TMNT? O bee hayv.
I hears dey is expeshully common roun teh Free Mile Eyeland nayberhood. As a added feechur, dey glows inna dark. Dey make wunnerful pets an nitelites.
Kin I nom-nom-nominaet Lbeeeze’s kommint foar teh reeplasemint nawt-furst postee? Plz?
It full of win an awsum.
I LURVE Lbreese’z comit awlso, and eye finks it be rite on tarket.
Butt SAB iz entitled to her/his opinion. Wudn’t it be ironic iv wee say wee bleevs in divursity an yet dont allow SAB to hafe there own opinion. An I alsoe finks taht SAB nawt nesessarily dislike diversity, butt rthr tings wee shuldnt laff at poor unfortunate ones. That B troo. butt, aktually teh turtle(s?) iz a funcshonable kreeter an nawt suffering.
Me thinks taht teh fun in dis partikular post idn’t dat we bee laurfing AT teh turkle(s?) N E More tehn we bee laurfing at awl teh odder anymals–teh 1’s fourmed in teh usual way. Wee jus B mayking jokes at teh sillie heading and komits that this animul brings to ar minds–like in teh kase of teh cat stuck in the sopha ore teh birds messin wif teh squirrel (ack. groundhoag).
AN I FINKS DAT DIS TURKEL(S) B VERY KUT!!!
fankkyoo berry mauch !!!
Canst wee stile du a danse fir sanafabich?
may B ah minuette wit ebereboty dueng de samb fings?
liek teh lien danssing?
does the bald head look too much like yours? too close to home?
Stend,
You are a HOOT!!!!
Oh, stend. Ai moast sincerelee hoap never EVER to get awn yur bad side! Yur zingers are so zingeee!
srsly, Stend can haz a way wiv werdz.
and divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.
… and I wasn’t even half trying !!! I was tempted to say “do their little turtle heads remind you of your shrunken, useless p3nis, old man? does it hit too close to home, TWICE ?” but I was on the phone …
honestly, everything I’ve ever learned, I learned from tionna. she taught me how to be a strong black woman
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/
smack
down !!!
yikes
Stendx3!
point the first being: OH
point the second being: SNAP
Is snapping turtlol?
drcat……noaw DAT iz funnee !!!!!
d’oh!
I think this is the little guy above:
http://www.news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0317_060317_two_headed.html
The article says he probably isn’t a mutant, but is simply a conjoined twin.
For an even smaller, and more unfortunant little guy, check this out:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21029455/
This guy is also just a conjoined twin.
I’m just happy they have been removed from the wild, because they would not survive well. I can giggle at the caption while still feeling compassion for them.
hmm… the www trick didn’t work with that first linkie. Oops. Try this one:
http://www.tinyurl.com/qgrbk
Ummmm…not two bee pikie, but wudn’t conjoyneded twins bee a mutashun?? Tekniklee??
Pleez 2 foregive my geekoverload of late–
mutashun seams intuitively correkt, butt dat tekniklee dat implies a genetik defekt, and eye hav nebber herd enything bout a gene causink teh single embree-oh two split into too, or two split inkomletely. eye understend it too bee sumthing taht goez wrong in teh womb–embreeologee iz compleks an mistearious, butt i understend that stuff can go wronk in teh process but cawsed bye faktorz outsyde ov teh embrio und id’s genetick may-cup.
I feer taht in my geeky poasts eye am gitting on peeple’s nervez, butt I am sorree, naut my intenshun. Iz juzt teh way aI am, und I naut no how to bee different.
Yes, kitkay, it is a congenital birth defect but not a mutation. The development of the embryo was imperfect, though the genes of the turtlol may be completely normal.
But he still LOOKS like a mutant to me!
No, no kitkay. Ai, fur wun, welcome yur geekoverlord. . .oh- load.. Is always gud to know “how things reelee are.” And ai am scientificullee challenged in menee respekts.
So pleese just continue to bee yursself. Just liek if it’s an event, ai alwaiz seem to want to get it organizeded propurrlee! An AI KNOW ai getz awn the otter nerves sumtiems. (but the events r better!)
I donot know Y sumwon iz giving me low cheezyburgs, though (an someothers, two) sum pattern, butt nawt shure wut
kitkay ai gibbs yew menny cheezburgurz! I finks yur geek overloadiness is berry infourmitib ah’ full of win.
tanks and tanks and tanks agin!
You’re absolutely correct, of course. The turtle isn’t mutated, it’s just conjoined twins.
Teh odder liddel guy is pushmipullyu turtlol? how hims/dems decide wich way to go?