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I don’t find a poor deformed turtle funny
Dare seems tu bee lotz uv dem owt dare. Dey eets and livez and awl liek taht. Shud dey hide?
no, sanafabich iz ryte. Thay haz tayribull timing an awlwaze blow teh punsch lynez. Poor deformed turtlez iz better wen thay playin kontakt sportz like roler durby oar doin hot sexy erotik shuffelbord, thay iz awlso gud az stunt dubbles foar hand grenaydz in Chuk Gnaw-ass filmz. Thay kan do gud back-up danssing in 50 Cent’s moozik videeyoz too, an thay mayk vayree gud Sekretreez ov Defense but iz offen too smart to get along wiv teh prezodent. Oh yes, a poor deformed turtel awlso wurkz az Katie Couricz hed. But thay reelly iz nawt so hawt wiv teh funny. Well spotted, sanafabich. Haow meeny dooshez can yoo fit, by the wai? seeing az u are obveeussly a jyant doosh bag?
Wy is Sanafabich a dooshbag, jus fore ekspressin an opinion? Yu do it awl teh tym – allow odders teh saym, basic Hooman Rite. Sum ob wot yu sai, TINA, is funnee but sumtyms Ai tink yu go to far. Ai mai nawt agree wit wot Sana sais (nawt akchully deesided yet), but Ai defend to teh last her (his?) rite to sai it.
an yet yu attak mai ryte tu sai dis? sawree but i aint sootin up foar a caertroll war ovr dooshbaggeree. ai juss fynd selektiv eksurcyzin ov free speetch ironik.
Ai nawt attak yu, yu has teh rite to fyn teh pic an comments funnee, just as Sana has teh rite to sai she dusnt. Ai nawt shore enneewun has teh rite to be gratooitouslee rood
OK, so we duz fursty dantz fur sanafabich. NEbuddy frum teh sixties bemember teh Jerk?
(Iz compry–compra–iz eberybuddy gibs up a liddel an gets a liddel. Kthxbye)
tina
thier iz Nuthin butt Irony–
Fe-roni is teh fynal realty.
nom nom nom *boo-uuuuuurp*
i wuz on mah wai owt lazz nite when i left mah
tongue-in-cheeck commint abowt dis being a
perfectly deformed turtle an later wished i
wud hab also added dat i respects yur opinion,
Sana…yoo habs evurry rite to express hoaw
yoo feel…an yoo certainlee wussnt critical
or harsh in any wai.
i fink wee awll hab to be sensitib to odders….
at anee tyme dere cud be a pic dat foar what
ebber reason, cuz of whats goingz on inna a
peepz life dat dat peep mite find de pic sad or
painful…an joo know….we can lib wiff joo saying
dat. Peeps heer are yoosually berry kind an
tollerant. i lykez yoo AWLL berry much an find
yoo too bee funnee, talented, an a timez berry
ensitefull….itz wut keeps meh comming back.
two poynts:
1. Win I consider teh opening commment, I cannt help butt fink abut awl teh trooly immachure peeple hoo doo make fun of the so- cawled “handikapped”. A nayborhood boi usta come obber two play wif my bois, an hee wuz always laffing at sumone cuz tehy be mentally retarded or else he wuld mock teh wai peeps walk hoo ar crips , and I fund this utterlee distaystful an oh-fence-if. (an I towld him nawt 2 kum obber here if he wuz gonna due that)
2. Frum whut i understands bout ICHC, meny peepz agree that a guiding prince-ipal hear is “treating oders wifs kyndniss”. Here, as in the US, speech is free, butt many here wuld dont fink it’s OhKay two say juz anyfing iffn dat inkludes putting odder peeps down. Maybe y’all donut lyke sab’s coment, butt sab hz sed nutting to putt down ether teh extra-head-endowed turtel or odder peepz hear.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…..
grrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeed !!
People in glass houses….
well, u noe.
U wanna fling poop?
Don’t be surprised when someone flings it back.
This is an excellent place to be aggressive and attack, because people here are sweet and gentle.
Be rude to someone…why be surprised if someone is rude back? And then call them hypocrite for calling you rude because they are calling you rude?
Jeez.
Pick your battles.
And hopefully, somewhere aggressive and not sweet and thoughtful. That seems cowardly.
thiss iz stil going? u iz harpin at me? abowt a komment that woz lardjly nonsenssikal and focussed for teh moast part awn agreeing that two-hedded turtelz iznt akshully funnee and are moar easily appreeshyated when thay yoozin thayr uthr giftz, such az dansing, roll durby, and stunt dubble ability? callin sumting ‘ironik’ iz nawt an attak. ICHC iz lotz ov tings to lotz ov peepul. If sumting iz purely a treem ov abyoos targeted at an individjul, then thatz problee gonna get hammurd reel kwiklee an rytelee so.
Thayr are ov corse eksepshunz such az the iShuffle Care Troll Wars and the secondary Self-Involved Care Troll Skurmishez which did indeed end in sum individjulz bein firmly hackd at becoz thayr seemd a konsensus dat dat woz wot thay needed and had earnt. But thayr iz nuttin heer dat needz a spowtin ov libral osmotik payn. Unless yoo haz jonesing foar Katie Couric. Ai aynt hackin, raggin, oar attakin ennywun. Pleez go to teh windoe an tayk sum brethz.
purrspektiv, u needz it.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breffffff…..
so i can LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
sumoar !!!!
dis commint not mean to be a poke at aneewon….
I juz lykes de gib an tak of talunted peeps an
lykez so muach ta com here an hab phunz !!!
i am a beeg fan ob awll joo peepz !!!
Dammit, where did my long post to you go?
TINA, It seems you attack people, then attack those who gently admonish you for attacking by self-pityingly accuse them of attacking. Sheesh.
Talk about irony.
No, TINA, it was not your “calling something ironic” that I took issue with. It was calling someone a douche.
And it just now occurred to me. Maybe you have NO IDEA that calling someone a douche is offensive.
I have read your sexual/violent posts for a long time and tried to take them with perspective. So it is just now I am finally responding. So no. I don’t need the perspective.. I will consider everything you said seriously, for a long time. I always do that. I have an incredible amount of perspective, along with low self esteem…. it is very unusual that I am addressing you this way.
I doubt you will do the same. I think it is YOU that needs the perspective.
That is all.
Goodbye.
Test
OK, took that…why didnt you take my other two long posts?
Probably just as well.
Grrrrrrrr. >:(
I’m bored with seeing two headed turtles as backup dancer’s in 50 cents videos, so 2005 – but would like to see that shuffleboard action, boom chicka wow
oh, and has anyone noticed the bald brittany shirt in the sidebar? seems related (after all, she is a mutant)
OMG brittany’s a mutant ninja !!! it explains everything !!!
U hav reelee gud ayes, stned! I noo it wuzn’t Yul Brynner, butt ai didn’t recognize the poor, unforchunate brittanee.
Brittnee Brynner “If u iz wotchin this ad, mai career iz problee ded. So ai iz tellin yoo, wotver yu do – just doant be nasstee wyte traylur trash wiv teh brest implantz wen yu iz 15.”
backup dancer’s wut?
/sorry, cuddnt resist.
purrhapz go bak an axly reed teh commnt yu oberreakted to
dis is absolootley NUT a poorley deformed turtle
this be an eggsellent exampull ob a purrfectly deformed turtle
guess we awll cant be de same, but dat dusnt meen we can
appreciatez de differences !!
Two-headed turtles are incredibly common, actually. PUH-LEEZ. There are people out there who collect them. Two-headed turtles live and eat and breathe and walk around and poo and all that good turtle stuff.
Arguably, this one’s not a teenager, but still.
iz axly wunnerful markting oppertoonitee. not menny peepul knoe it, but iz haow Bill Gaytz got so ritch. Mayd hiz big munnee mayking hatz foar turtelz. Naow yoo knoe why cumpnee iz cawld microsoft.
O.o?!? LOL omg TINA u is teh funnyizt fing. I needz yu. I wuntz yu. I haz ur baebeez. Pliz. Maree me. Oar, at leezt, plae nekkid shufflbord wif me … juz for wun nite. PLIZ!!!!!!! I was choking on my peanut-butter-jelly-banana sandwich when you said the mutant turtles f*k up the punchlines…. thru the rest of that post I was laughing so hard I forgot I was starving foar teh foodz. U iz so mayzing.
u chok awn PBJB at ICHC tinkin bowt TMNT? O bee hayv.
I hears dey is expeshully common roun teh Free Mile Eyeland nayberhood. As a added feechur, dey glows inna dark. Dey make wunnerful pets an nitelites.
Kin I nom-nom-nominaet Lbeeeze’s kommint foar teh reeplasemint nawt-furst postee? Plz?
It full of win an awsum.
I LURVE Lbreese’z comit awlso, and eye finks it be rite on tarket.
Butt SAB iz entitled to her/his opinion. Wudn’t it be ironic iv wee say wee bleevs in divursity an yet dont allow SAB to hafe there own opinion. An I alsoe finks taht SAB nawt nesessarily dislike diversity, butt rthr tings wee shuldnt laff at poor unfortunate ones. That B troo. butt, aktually teh turtle(s?) iz a funcshonable kreeter an nawt suffering.
Me thinks taht teh fun in dis partikular post idn’t dat we bee laurfing AT teh turkle(s?) N E More tehn we bee laurfing at awl teh odder anymals–teh 1’s fourmed in teh usual way. Wee jus B mayking jokes at teh sillie heading and komits that this animul brings to ar minds–like in teh kase of teh cat stuck in the sopha ore teh birds messin wif teh squirrel (ack. groundhoag).
AN I FINKS DAT DIS TURKEL(S) B VERY KUT!!!
fankkyoo berry mauch !!!
Canst wee stile du a danse fir sanafabich?
may B ah minuette wit ebereboty dueng de samb fings?
liek teh lien danssing?
does the bald head look too much like yours? too close to home?
Stend,
You are a HOOT!!!!
Oh, stend. Ai moast sincerelee hoap never EVER to get awn yur bad side! Yur zingers are so zingeee!
srsly, Stend can haz a way wiv werdz.
and divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.
… and I wasn’t even half trying !!! I was tempted to say “do their little turtle heads remind you of your shrunken, useless p3nis, old man? does it hit too close to home, TWICE ?” but I was on the phone …
honestly, everything I’ve ever learned, I learned from tionna. she taught me how to be a strong black woman
http://www.gawker.com/news/ask-tionna/
smack
down !!!
yikes
Stendx3!
point the first being: OH
point the second being: SNAP
Is snapping turtlol?
drcat……noaw DAT iz funnee !!!!!
d’oh!
I think this is the little guy above:
http://www.news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0317_060317_two_headed.html
The article says he probably isn’t a mutant, but is simply a conjoined twin.
For an even smaller, and more unfortunant little guy, check this out:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21029455/
This guy is also just a conjoined twin.
I’m just happy they have been removed from the wild, because they would not survive well. I can giggle at the caption while still feeling compassion for them.
hmm… the www trick didn’t work with that first linkie. Oops. Try this one:
http://www.tinyurl.com/qgrbk
Ummmm…not two bee pikie, but wudn’t conjoyneded twins bee a mutashun?? Tekniklee??
Pleez 2 foregive my geekoverload of late–
mutashun seams intuitively correkt, butt dat tekniklee dat implies a genetik defekt, and eye hav nebber herd enything bout a gene causink teh single embree-oh two split into too, or two split inkomletely. eye understend it too bee sumthing taht goez wrong in teh womb–embreeologee iz compleks an mistearious, butt i understend that stuff can go wronk in teh process but cawsed bye faktorz outsyde ov teh embrio und id’s genetick may-cup.
I feer taht in my geeky poasts eye am gitting on peeple’s nervez, butt I am sorree, naut my intenshun. Iz juzt teh way aI am, und I naut no how to bee different.
Yes, kitkay, it is a congenital birth defect but not a mutation. The development of the embryo was imperfect, though the genes of the turtlol may be completely normal.
But he still LOOKS like a mutant to me!
No, no kitkay. Ai, fur wun, welcome yur geekoverlord. . .oh- load.. Is always gud to know “how things reelee are.” And ai am scientificullee challenged in menee respekts.
So pleese just continue to bee yursself. Just liek if it’s an event, ai alwaiz seem to want to get it organizeded propurrlee! An AI KNOW ai getz awn the otter nerves sumtiems. (but the events r better!)
I donot know Y sumwon iz giving me low cheezyburgs, though (an someothers, two) sum pattern, butt nawt shure wut
kitkay ai gibbs yew menny cheezburgurz! I finks yur geek overloadiness is berry infourmitib ah’ full of win.
tanks and tanks and tanks agin!
You’re absolutely correct, of course. The turtle isn’t mutated, it’s just conjoined twins.
Teh odder liddel guy is pushmipullyu turtlol? how hims/dems decide wich way to go?
hee haz two tawk bak too himsef
iz nawt deformd. jes haz two heds! deformd wuld bee havn two buttz. dis turdle (dese turdles?) will liv happee, helthee live(s?)!
Yoo no dere is turdle in Horsetraileria dat breeths thru itz butt? Is troo!
Sana, Ai trys to voet yu up cus mai furst respons wuz mush lyk yurs, but tehn Ai red sum ob teh post below – lyk Lbreeze an Elfinugget an odders – an chanjed mai mynd, a bit. Yu, as teh fursty, didunt has taht lukshury an, eben if yu did, yu is entytulled to yur opinyun so Ai dans teh Dans ob teh Furst fore yu, eben if Ai dans aloen.
Twirlee gurlee twirlee gurlee
Lidl sit daon to sip teh martooni
Twirlee gurlee twirlee gurlee
Nodder lidl sip ob teh martooni
Twirlee gurlee twirlee, crash, bang,splat!
Ai tinks Ai stai daon her nao. can sumwun pass me mai martooni?
Ambercat – ai’m dansing wif yoo nao, too. Ai luvs tina wif awl mai hart – butt still, ai do nawt believe in teh rite to bee intenshunallee rood. Fo corse, yoo have teh rite to say it – but teh kweschun is – shud yoo? And sana’s comment wuz just a purrsonal observashun.
Twirlee gurlee twirlee gurlee
Lidl sit daon to sip teh martooni
Twirlee gurlee twirlee gurlee
Nodder lidl sip ob teh martooni
Twirlee gurlee twirlee, crash, bang,splat!
Ai don’t ushuallee do teh martoonis so erlee in teh dai. In fact – ai dont ushuallee do tehm at awl. But the crash,banb, splat wuz rather fun!
An heer is yur martooni.
Mai marvelous niece Jennifurr is a biolgist – akshullee specificallee an herpetologist, and duz lots of wurk with genes and things. She’s mooving after Christmas to Uppsala (near yoo, Mumrik?) to werk with a werld famous scientist (ai guess maybee moastlee famous in teh scientific werld) fur two years. Ai hav lerned a LOT about turtlols and lolfrogs and lolsnakes frum her.
kewl!
)
uppsala b prettee taon baot tew n haff huors saoff uv wear ai’z libbing (wut b ledul town called hudiksvall).
do ur niece speek lol tew?
wood b kewl ifn she writed her sai… sighuhn… ltowtlee nonfixion ruhports in lolcat!
What’s poor about the thing? U simply don’t get the joke ^^
Iz just lyke hooman siamees twinz. They be fine.
it is still alive. deformities happen all the time .. just like your face
deformities happen all the time.. he is not in any pain.. he is fine.. like i said deformities happen all the time.. like your face
ya iy fele sorri forr zee tertel
How cloze wii livez tu da nuklear facilitiez?
Een sovyet rusha dey rays dees turtuls in Churnoball
lolurtle laffs owta boff sides of hibs heads !!
hee!! hee!!
Better than talking out of both sides of his mouth, I guess…
Tirtle caree hous on bak. Dis one es dooplex. Ai so egsited ai es nawt 10th!
Oopsie! I’r doin it wrong! I ES 10TH!!!!
At wun uf dat boi scowt campz meye troup goez tu, de be studien wun eyed toadz. De asked da boi’s tu bring dem tu da nacher senter eff de findz dem. De eenvironmenal protecshion agencie bee wrkin wit dem.
this sounds moar lyke a troo mutayshun, me finks. Gene change frum environmentel kauses.
Kidz, dis bee gud exampel whi u stai wai frum drugz!
That stoopy Ooze stikes agan. Sumones call da Splinter!
whutdif iz ekyoeplamuk ooz? whoyagonnacall?
It’s Gamera! We’re saved!
Him iz ful uv turdle meet. Him iz reeley neet.
omg mst3k? i lurves u!
omg dis iz asom! lafin so hard
HOW IN DO WURLD OF CHEEZ DO U GET A PICTURE OVER UR NAME???
U goto WordPress .com and create a profile. But the poopy thing is, it may take a few hours for your picture to show up. AND, if you change your name to something different than what you’re using now, it will take a lil bit for your comments to post, because wordpress will assume you’re new and read your comments and approve them.
AND….. stay logged onto wordpress.com when you come here for your picture to come up.
KTHNXBAI!!!!!
world of cheeze… mmmm… nom nom nom…
rite turtlol tells lefft turtlol wen u come 2 a fork in teh rode, taek it.
shut would de ho if he comes to a oonerspism?
WE GITZ EXTRA PIZZA!!
COWABUNGA D00DZ!!!!
Liddle Seezer’s Hot an Ready…
pleh, liddle seizure iz moar lyk it.
pizza, pizza!
i like turdles! specially extry-fancy turdles lik dis. or dese?
gud kwestion–see d marie above for a good answear, and links. Basikally it’s conjoyned twins, an anomoly ov embreeonic develpment–won fertilized egg starts to split intoo twens, butt process iz fer sum reesum naut compleeted.
Don be uppsettez….ar too heds is betterz dan yer wun.
Cuz, we r famly, iz got mah sista an me.
shudden dat be I got mah sista ON me? (stuck on me)
It’s Zaphod Turdlolbrox
U winz…awn soa manee lebelz!
dat’s funny! I lurve Hitchickers’ gide too teh Galaxy! Britches hoomer at it’s best!
Oh, I meenz teh buch, nawt teh movee! an btw, teh best vershun i’ve hexperienced was a britsih broadkasting reeding of it—wunderfull, wunderfull, wunderfull. I think Douglass Adams red won of teh karackters. Marvin teh Paranoid Androyd wuz rlly fun, to.
(sry three post-toasties!)–I ment too acks Duz anywun know where 1 culd get this rekording? Much Oblijet.
wuz nawt akchully a recording ob teh buk(s) – HHGtotheG wuz orijinally a raydeeo seerees. Yu can get awn Amazon still Ai tink, but maek shore it sais “Orijinal Radio Brawdcast” an nawt audio buk cos yur rite; radio vershon teh best, thoe awl R gud.
Sry, Ai tink mai secret geekiness is shoin!
thnkx fore tihs, AC, aI cheked amozan, an nauw aI luk am eggsited 2 get it und here it agin!
42!!!
yur welcom!
Ambercat – yoo know ur geekiness cannawt bee a sekret heer. Almoast EVERYWUN heer is filled with teh moast wunnderful kind ov geekiness.
Mai above menshuned marvelous niece Jenniffur wunz said, as we were awl sitting around tawking – “urrmm – yoo guise awl know, do yoo nawt, taht we are awl geeks?”
An we had to laff, for ov coarse, she wuz qwite rite.
Hey! Is this Limerick the turtle? Squeee!
Tehre wuns wuz a two-hedded turdol…
Hoo tried to get into a gurdol
(next?)
Wif all of hims mite
But teh gurdol was tite.
Now teh turdol no longer is furdol.
taht’s toe-tally HILLY!
(hilly-air-ee-us!)
Donatello? WHere’s donnie?!
Hongry, hongry turkel(s) wantz
PIZZA, PIZZA
Watch owt for dat racoon. He lik to get turdles.
Twise teh nomming powur ov teh convenshunal turdle.
An nao Ai wud lyke too thank teh purrson dat posteded dis, ebber sew kindly. AI KIN NOT GIT DAT STOOPY THEEME SONG OUTTA MAI HED!!!!! Iz a nebber endig loop. Ober an ober agin.
*sigh*
teenayge mootunt neenja turrtuls!
*shake*
*shake*
*shake*
*shuffle*
dun miynd me i r jus doin ma jigg!
Think of the money they save on the shingles!
We can haz pizza?
choo wif yer moufs shutted!
een sowveeyet rusha, 2 hedded-turrtuls has YOU!
in a hedlock. or two…
dos a dos! doooo teh two headed turdle dans! (mooziks provaidid by Adiemus o.O) Wens I was a tiny tiny lil lolthestral, mah 3rd graded teechur had 2headed ratsnake…ah tinks teh names were from rats o Nimh! dun remember…too many yeers ago
oops! not rats o nimh! meant Redwall! wuz nawt tinkin kleerli
Eeeeeee! I feel sorry for little turtle, but the image makes me lose my cookies. Mah poor little brain is full of image and can’t get it out >.<
Mah teepot bee wigglun arown an shaking. WTF?
*run to look in it.*
Oh, it jus bee a tempest in a teapot.
*Leaves in disgust*
dont wurry….
wee know joo wont go far !!!
*wink wink*
Ay, those poor tuhtulls.
i beats up those hoomans who dump the nasty ooze, k?
Dun care wat that fussing and fiiting is fo.
De be soem cute turdles adn da comentz is way funneh.
I think it’s cute! its a 2 for 1 deal!
ai whyz a turtle nawt ninja?
harhar
i kidz round