Comments on: peace negoshiayshuns

By: Sophie

Sophie — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:13:15 +0000

naww thats cute i love the way you spelt it lol

By: MancLass

MancLass — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:48:22 +0000

a leev me cat in nee ows wen a go out coz e sorts da dog out an keeps im cumpni. Wen a kum ome ner usually sleepin all snug un waam nexta da raydiaya in na livin room. Wen a lerrum out dough day av nowta do wiv eachuva.

By: J-man

J-man — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:24:00 +0000

Iz dont beleev uze relizez de grabity uv de sichooashunz

By: Electrice

Electrice — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:15:10 +0000

Degu teh negoshiatur for teh rodents becuz it is smrt.

By: Hyp

Hyp — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:11:33 +0000

My cat runs from my rat… It really fun to watch.

By: spetrov

spetrov — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:37:00 +0000

i met these two cats. They’re named “$100 Cat” and “Ozzy”!

By: peep

peep — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 18:54:56 +0000

Exactly. I’ll take the piece with the head, I don’t like mouse ass.

By: Nic B.

Nic B. — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:03:14 +0000

I wanted to recaption it:

PIECE Negoshiayshuns – you take this piece and I’ll take that piece.

By: Heathbev

Heathbev — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:57:25 +0000

That cat looks like my kitty who just got some cat nip

By: megs

megs — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:41:59 +0000

we smellz ur flavr . . .

By: weird sista

weird sista — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:03:27 +0000

izza degu? looks liek degu. but they’re usually not black.

By: anom

anom — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:27:29 +0000

You don’t need to eat me. I’m not the meal you’re looking for. Move along.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:32:06 +0000

Robert Burns’ works!

Want!

By: Zutto

Zutto — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:06:56 +0000

Dis hapned to mah sistah’s gerbhals. She gots teh mono, and no 1’s was ahlowed in her rhoom, ahn they weren’t taken out in case teh carried it 2 us. I wus vereh six or sevhen aht teh time. Whun mah sistah got butter 1 wus crahzy, 1 wus dead ahn bein eatn, 1 wus ‘nohrmul’. Verhy sad. Teh ‘nohrmul’ 1 had teh bahbies, but tehn she NOM’d thum. Also, she attackud all teh peoplez hunds whun she used to snugglez thum. My hurt was brooken over it. I hus not forgivun my parunts for not feeding dumz whun teh wus takin care of mah sistah.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:51:36 +0000

Jerbill haz wingz?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:48:58 +0000

hmmm, deez anyimals reed “A Modest Proposal” tew?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:40:56 +0000

jive-a-licious!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:39:45 +0000

hmmm, eye radder haf ground launch–wiff cheez an a bunn, plz?
kthnxbuy

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:36:39 +0000

umm, Jerbell iz relayted two M Killer Rabbet frum M.P.?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:33:24 +0000

aww–how’s cume ai allays git teh short ind ov teh stick?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:31:31 +0000

Yes, iz sew kee-ute!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:30:05 +0000

hardy-har-har
Ya’ll iz funknee!

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:45:21 +0000

Jedi Master Jerbil

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:32:48 +0000

Gerbil sez:

“If u wishes to avoyd teh fate of the uther 43 kittehs u sent aganzt me, we shall diskuss the termz fer peece.”

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:30:30 +0000

dat soft-speeking gerbil
must carry a rilly beeg stick!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:29:23 +0000

“It’s all right, stewardess. I speak lolcat.”

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:15:10 +0000

Kat heard about David and Goliath. Just being careful, here!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:19:27 +0000

DIz one luks laik Inkspot dat I hab nau, aswellas InkytheBlackOne dat ai used to hab.

By: Carly

Carly — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:49:35 +0000

Gerbals be so squee n____n

By: trtskh

trtskh — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:33:49 +0000

priem ministurz kitteh do not want negoshiashyns wiv cheez turrists.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:54:51 +0000

pleh is fur shur. wen ai wuz in mah furst yeer ob kollij ai had a hamstur. corse she wuz pregnint wen ai gotz her…so a fyoo days laytur tehre were sevrul peenk bebeh hamsturs…tehn a day or to laytur tehre were no peenk bebeh hamsturs. mommeh nommed awl teh bebehs. pleh and moar pleh!

By: luka

luka — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:20:28 +0000

hardcore negociasiors

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:20:21 +0000

dats ham-sturs.

gerbls hab tayles.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:19:20 +0000

Dazgud naeme! Godda memmer it fur wen ai get noo one.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:00:13 +0000

Mom always says “don’t toss kaburs in teh howse.”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:54:46 +0000

later: *BUUUURP* ai must hav et sumting dat disagreed wiv me….

By: patticlan

patticlan — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:17:27 +0000

dat y it no work, it messy.

By: Eleanor

Eleanor — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:01:48 +0000

Danz lik da sugahplums faree? 3 dink dink dink!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:56:20 +0000

Slainte!!!

Sowwy can’t do teh axxints but dere’s a tingy ober teh a (or teh i ai can’t memembr).

NEwai is awl purrpuss toast. NE moar ob dat Lolphroaig left?

By: zippycat

zippycat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:53:16 +0000

Dis bery funn partee! Fanku csmall fur teh whyte dress – it iz soo purty! Ai am nawt bery gud at teh danzing, so Ai apool… apple… Ai’z sorree if Ai stepz on NE tows!

Ai wud lyke to try the cranachan nao plz! Sowns so yummee wiff da berrees and creem and stuff! Nom nom nom….

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:51:58 +0000

Kitteh 1: yu is translayter?
hoo is yu translaytin foar? ai sees nobuddy.

Kitteh 2: *shlurps tail* whut? is shoolace!

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:47:00 +0000

Wen mah dottir’s elderly gerbil died, I foun his mate sorta nibblin on himz, an I fot, “Aww, how sad an sweet, she groomin her late hubby.” Turned out she was eetin him.

Pleh! But dat’s how gerbils do. Varry eefishunt.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:46:57 +0000

Stoopy elbis! Oops, ais tinkin bout pinnygigs. Nebbermin.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:45:43 +0000

Ai thot bergils dint has no tayles…mos aye seen dint, eentwai.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:45:26 +0000

neber underestimayt teh power uv teh rabid gerbil (yu noe, doze things that vishussly attakk teh menfoalk’s chins?)

eider that oar gerbil hasnt ben brushin laytely.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:43:07 +0000

csmall, fankoo fur teh dresses. I tries mah weddin dress–is purrty wite cotton damask–but oof! after 15 yeers itz a littel tite.

We can has drink toasts in lolGaelic?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:41:56 +0000

‘ees been takin lessuns on eskapology frum teh who-dee-nee mandude.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:37:18 +0000

Us can wear ghillies on teh feets?
Dis peers to be teh countree danse–do want!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:24:20 +0000

Ackshally, a av had haggis wen ai vizit Scawtlen some yeers back. Nodbad, kumz in different versions.

Ai ment tu sai: Du wee GET to eet haggis?” Not “gotta”

Cranachan sounds berry gud – ezpesshally de razzburies an Skawtch part

We eet beef tudai, nawt sheebs?

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:08:35 +0000

yeeeeesssssss….kitteh will kiss teh blak rowdntlunch. come klowssr…. smoochee kisses. kiss kiss kiss lub lub lub glub glub nom nom. oops. sry blak rowdntlunch. i can has yer frend fur dinner?