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yankeeragu

i can have 5 second headstart?

cheezburgler

hmmmm, let me tink ’bout dis nom nom nom ok thot ’bout it no hedstart 4 u

 
sangrail

I tink I start wit ur hed nom nom nom…

serra

my kitteh alwais eats teh butt furst….

Kim

Eeeewwwwwwwwww! TMI!!@!1!!

 
 
 
 
paws4thot

Henry Kissinger kitteh tinks abowt saeying “Blow Whirrled Peas; just nom teh ginny pig!”

paws4thot

Sekond, in a fotofinish!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

luk, paw4thot - du yoo think teh Scottish fold kitteh is a subtle tribyoot to St. Andrews Day?

paws4thot

Dunno. Teh Scottish fold kitteh is nawt naytib 2 Skawtlund tho!!

 
Tribble

Deed u notize dat de white cloth de gerbal ees on is a tartan? Eet can be turn
ani wai an eet still be da same squared paturn.

 
 
 
paws4thot

A pawsivvil nawt sekond wuz wai moar eggzitin dahn wethir or nawt teh rodent waz a Siberian Hamster!

 
Teho

oh liek Kizzinjer wud noe dat. thpppppppleh.

 
Elvis

Ai thot bergils dint has no tayles…mos aye seen dint, eentwai.

Elvis

Stoopy elbis! Oops, ais tinkin bout pinnygigs. Nebbermin.

 
dapanferkitteh

dats ham-sturs.

gerbls hab tayles.

 
 
 
 
babycakes

I do not has a flavor and I r not tastee or nootrishus, plz to not be eating.

Kthxbai!

Darrkwolff

Lolz! Naoh hoo iz sayin dat…teh kitteh oar teh mawsie? ;)

 
moe

wow, free fursties! yankeeragu, paws4thot an babycakes awl be poastin at egzackly 1 am! wee haz to danse free fursty danses! nao, how we do dat?

paws4thot

I iz Skawtish, an iz Saynt Andrew’z Dai, so how aboutz a Strip teh Willow?

babycakes

ok paws4thot - we be celebratin yor national day in honor of joint furstee.

you has to lead us in dat dans. I do not noes it.

Do I has to wear a kilt? Do I has to toss teh Kabur?

Dan dans dans
toss toss toss

JAJEH

Du wee gotta eet haggis?

paws4thot

Nawt 2dai. It it wus Burnz Nite, dehn we eet haggis. Wahtz teh big deel abowt daht NEwai; haggis is a sort ob big sawsage.

4 2dai, menu is moar leik:-
Cock a leekie Soup
Roast beef with root veggez
Cranachan (oatmeal, cream, whisky liqueur and raspberries).

 
SJ

Ooh cranachan is scrummy. Do want.

Awlso haggis is scrummy - do want. Donot tink tu hard abowt how itz made, is bery tastee an nootrishus. Okay, tastee NEwai.

 
kittehlurve

its teh how-its-maed part ob teh haggis taht i cant stop tinkin bowt! Cranachan luks yummy - 2 bads i pikded teh rong decade to stawp drinkin.

 
JAJEH

Ackshally, a av had haggis wen ai vizit Scawtlen some yeers back. Nodbad, kumz in different versions.

Ai ment tu sai: Du wee GET to eet haggis?” Not “gotta”

Cranachan sounds berry gud - ezpesshally de razzburies an Skawtch part

We eet beef tudai, nawt sheebs?

 
kitkay

Robert Burns’ works!

Want!

 
 
 
Gober

Ah taht aspleins te blu banners on El Reg. Do yoo hav blu beer an milk? Or is it onlee teh Airish taht are taht bonkers for dere patron seint?

Taht Willow Stripping luks complerkaited. Aim in but apolergies in advens if ais steps on ennie tows.

paws4thot

We nawt haz blu drinkz, sept blu lemonaid and curacao, and Bombay sapphire, an we haz thoz awl yeer ib we wantz demh.

 
 
bootawn

ai am here fur teh danceeng, but cud yew pleez shew me teh Strip teh Willow dance becuz ai don’t no dat wun?

kthxbai

paws4thot

Okai. >dans teechingz<.

No needz 4 kilts 4 teh laydeez. Best ib dehy wairz whyte enenin dressez ib teh menz wairz teh Prinz Charlee (full male evening dress for kilt).

We kan haz caber-tossing 2, but haz 2 to daht outzide.

annyluvsprintie

K, I gots mai long white dress, mai Ross tartan sash (an mai £48.47 towel jus in cas):

See if I members rite-

*skip forward and bak*
*skip forward and bak*
*Dans down teh middul and bak*
*hold up arms wif kitteh opposite to mak brij*

*wanders off for teh Glenmorangie*
Slainte beagh, nawtsekund paws4thot!

 
bootawn

oo fankoo alp fur essplanayshun. Ai has teh enlig…inliten… ai getz it. im impravashining mai wite evvneng drez, but ai haves teh purrfec danse-sing shoos!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Evereebuddee - nawt too wurree abawt teh propurr clothes. Csmall (see below) has brought evereething yoo will need. Escept teh ladies will awl need a prettee hankie.

 
doctorcat

Us can wear ghillies on teh feets?
Dis peers to be teh countree danse–do want!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai’m in, too. An as it happens, ai has a verree prettee white evening dress. Nao we needs cSmall reel bad - she cud bring teh prettee white dresses fur awl hoo don’t hav them. An purrhaps she mite even hav sum ov teh formal kilts.

This is verree eggsciting. We haven’t had enything this formal since teh ball fur Princess Mu!

Yankeeragu - u and babycakes will hav to be stay bai paws4thot, as u r awl the honored wuns ov teh dai. (Oooops - sorry. I see ai’m organizing again. It’s sorta whut ai did fur a living - ai can’t seem to stop!)

annyluvsprintie

Oops! Sry Yankeeragu and babycakes! Salutations to u nawtseconds 2! (an teh Jack Daniels?)
Lawrel reaths all round!

 
paws4thot

Okai, we iz goin 4 full kaylee dehn.

Teh bar haz elebentee sortz ob singull malt skawtch, an draft Budvar ib U wantz a sawft drink!
Mynz a Laphroaig!

 
babycakes

oh thanky kindlee

Yankeeragu, may I take you by teh paw and we can does this lublee formal dans wot Paws4thot has teeches us

yuss pls to the Skottiss whiskee too

nom nom nom

and highland shortcakes (for babycakes) nom nom nom

 
Gober

Ai put on a beige dress (sorry, doan harv white) an grab my soobinir kilt purse.

Fer me an Oban pleez.

Owkey. Gud to gow.

 
dogbotherer

iz bean missin ebberting lately. tew freekin busy.
iz skawtish danzin still goin on??
i lubs de mens in de kilts. ~drool~
i trai to look in todai morez but i noze i bee busy.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Paws - r yoo nao dressed in yur Prinz Charlee clothes? Duz taht meen taht awl ov us in teh whyte dresses r going to be drooling awl teh tiem? (Ladiez - bring yur hankies - drool danjur!!)

Ai think ai’ll trai sum of whut yur drinking. This’ll end up with everywun in a beeg sleepheep liek after “The Thrilling Reskew” - ai can just see it nao!

 
babycakes

yuss we still be dansin Dogbother.

My white dress.I has it.

My hankee for droolin. I has it. thanks for remindin me JCH4K

My whiskee. I has it.

Dans Skip Dans

Down teh middle
Down teh middle
raise paws in bridge
fall over when bery tall person tries to pass thru

 
babycakes

oops sry “Dogbotherer”

 
Gober

Oops sorree, taht wuz mai fawlt!! An now i dropt mai hankie!

At least ai habbent stept on yoor tows… Yet.

Skip Skip Dens Spin

 
cSmall

here i iz.

wyte dresses 4 awl hoo needs. awlso kilts, tals sox wif flashes. (an nuthin els boyz! ;-) )

its prolly just meh, bein nawt Scottish an awl, butt ah thot the Strip Willow dans mite be dun to “yu kin leeve yer hat on”…

 
paws4thot

Kay, dressed an guid 2 go. Ebin gawt mah sein dubh.

Happilee, deht iz no need 4 hats wit Scottish formal.

An I findz caller 4 Scottish country dansing!

 
annyluvsprintie

WHEEEHEEE!

(An if teh drool gets owt of control, use mah £48.47 towel. I noed it wud come in handy.)

 
kittehlurve

annyluvsprintie u maed coffee come frum mai nowz!!!

 
doctorcat

csmall, fankoo fur teh dresses. I tries mah weddin dress–is purrty wite cotton damask–but oof! after 15 yeers itz a littel tite.

We can has drink toasts in lolGaelic?

 
zippycat

Dis bery funn partee! Fanku csmall fur teh whyte dress - it iz soo purty! Ai am nawt bery gud at teh danzing, so Ai apool… apple… Ai’z sorree if Ai stepz on NE tows!

Ai wud lyke to try the cranachan nao plz! Sowns so yummee wiff da berrees and creem and stuff! Nom nom nom….

 
SJ

Slainte!!!

Sowwy can’t do teh axxints but dere’s a tingy ober teh a (or teh i ai can’t memembr).

NEwai is awl purrpuss toast. NE moar ob dat Lolphroaig left?

 
 
lolcatburglar

Mom always says “don’t toss kaburs in teh howse.”

 
 
 
Eleanor

Danz lik da sugahplums faree? 3 dink dink dink!

 
 
 
karen

kitteh sais i eet a peace uv u, an we skip teh negoshiayshuns.

typingisnotactivism

later: *BUUUURP* ai must hav et sumting dat disagreed wiv me….

kitkay

hardy-har-har
Ya’ll iz funknee!

 
 
 
 
 
Gober

Me an mai armee of gerilla mowses are goen to oberfrow yoor ebel kitteh rool!

Uh gais?
Wered ebberybuddie goe???

serra

haha, i red “drool” not rool.
i’z wundering wai teh mowsie’s still libing…

Gober