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Lidderbocks, yur awn yur own.
Elvis, may I suggest a box waltz for the nawt-sekkund celebrations?
Tank ewe. But aye mus doo a liddle werk nao.
Joo guise enjoi teh danse wivvout mee – aill chek bak lader fur a riport on alla teh stubbed tows!
Elvis don swear liek taht!!!! yuzin teh “W” werd!!!! Taht’s awfull langwij!!!
sry…..ai’ll tri ta doo bedder nex tyme.
Wee cans saive teh swaerin fur teh stept on tows, ok?
k.
n donut yuze teh c werd neeber. (taht’d b ch***cake).
kittehlurve, ai donut unnerstan teh “c” wurd fur nawt ebber usin.
Donut wee needs it fur teh brgrs?
Dis de bes Christmaz prezent evah!
now with more kitteh
Du u getz ur choize uff kitteh colorz? Needz tu match da phurnature sew da hairz don show.
Gud luk on dat. Dey allus cell owt uv teh wite an blak wuns firs. N teh orinje wuns nekst.
Don wantz orinje phurnature. Eetz poizon an eet attakz.
Bess tu getz ur orderz een soon, bee four da gud culerz sellz owt.
Disclaimerz: Eye not dissin orinje culer kittehz. Butz becuz de poizun, de requirez extra carez, an sum peuplez don hef de tyme tu gibz dem da carez dat dey needz. Remememberz evei kitteh deservez da bes pozzible carez.
I can haz pink n blue kitters?
Dat beez speshul orderz. Riquirez xtra tyme an munniez.
Plaze ur orderz soon fur bess chanz uf holi dai diliveri.
an doan forget ur holiday pies………
lolz
But duz teh pi comes wif a bocks? Needs teh bocks fur teh kitteh prezint.
esspeshally if tahy be dansin kittehz……taht behbeh inna kitchen waz teh cyuootest behbeh……ai luvveded hiz liddle smiley fase an claspeded pawz.. sigh…
ackshuwall collar may b diff from teh one shoan on bocks.
I mayded a Mini-Mee!
can’t resist
“I shall call him, mini-me”
austin powers be teh funni
oooh hh ooohhh ai WANTZ wun !!!! noe TWO !!!
Of course, de box is always better than whatever iz inside.
naowt in dis cace …….gotz kitteh innit !!!!! tahtz teh bestest !
Exactly! Kitteh rathr plah wif bag d’an 25$ kitteh toy dat cam in ut!
Yah Elvis fur gettin de “Top Spot”!
Ai iz eggsited! nevvur has ai dun dis befoar!
Oooohhhh!! A knew wai too say it!!! Dis mutch bedder dan “F” wurd!
Nawt dat Ai hab ebber had wun.
noe FREE !!!! ( ai luvz kittehz ! )
Salleh, just go ahed and order a case of them.
U knoes u wants to.
No, three!
yah, lcb ur prolly rite…..ai waz teh happiestest eber wiff 6 kittehz……Jack, (teh wun-eyed bandit hoo stiole my hart awai….{his full mane}) Jake, Stan , Ollie, George, and Buster (also a wun eyed jitteh.) mi hgouse waz allus full of fun kitteh tyme…….
ai cood tell such stories
Did this one-eyed Jack who steeled ur hart also steel ur spade?
U has kitteh stories? Oh, if only… if only there was a place whare u could tells ur stories about ur kittehs to frenz who also lurves kittehs and kitteh stories. If only…
I think my brain might start to smoke if I try to write all this in lolcat, but, here’s my story. I started to notice that my underwear were going missing. The only other people in my house are my husband and two teenagers. I kept wondering where my underwear could be going. Finally one day, I was putting the laundry away, and I didn’t get my underwear drawer all the way shut. I see a pair disappear, like someone had pulled them from behind the dresser. I open the drawer, and there is my cat, who got in behind the drawer, pulling them out of the drawer and leaving them there so she could take a nap in the drawer. I took the drawer all the way out, and there behind it were all my missing underwear. Better the cat than some of the other thoughts that were running through my mind.
wer teh loyers wen u needz tehm? u has unnerwar theef kitteh n no wun 2 helps wif teh porsekushun.
I’d lurve 2 halp, kittehlurve, but even if I wasn’t disbarred I would has a conflictification of interestment in a case involving a unnerware theef kitteh.
U unnerstands.
My Snickakittemus be stealin my sockses.
I tayke off soxkses, him sniff, grab, and r.u.n.n.o.f.t wif dem.
Him duz it wif EVVERBUDDY soxses, too…old roomie, housgessts, evvybuddy.
Him just likes soxcxses.
My feet lately be bery, bery cold.
Gladys, Ai lubs teh O Brudder Wear Art Thou ref!!!
Dats one uv my FAAABorite mooviez EBBER!
“oh com luuk at teh kitteh” …..dat waz us hoominz faborite game….ruul numbeh 1…….if sumwun sed “oh com luuk at teh kitteh” u hadda drop ebberyfing and rush IMMMEDIATELY to wherebber teh voise waz cumin frum an admir teh kitteh doin teh cyute kitteh fing…….
iz mi faborite gaem
ai plaze dat game too! We onlee haz 3 kittehs plus a tempurari wun to maek 4, but dey do da koooootest tings, but onlee RITE NAW!
well ob corse !!!!! datz whi u hab to com RITE NOW !!!!! edderwize …….u misses it…wherz teh fun in dat ?????
an grab teh camera on ur wai
ahhhhh noaw ur talwkin…..oh wize wun…..
ai have allus beleeved that lyfe ees nawt wurth libbing ifn yu doan cum owt teh odder end wif sum storees tu tell.
P.S.
group trips of any kind (but especially band trips) are a good way tu start yur repertoire.
cross country has sum gud wuns tuu.
OH gascat, ai dont hab a problemz wiff findin storiz to tellz……ai hab a problum shuttin up about dose stoires sumtimez……
storiez ohy mi yessess ai hab storiess
mai prollem is ai duznt haz any chance to tell mai storees.
so ai occasioanly hab tu think thru them, this causes strange looks frum people aroond me, wunnerin what taht crazy guy be laffin aboot.
oh dont woori bout taht !!! u’ll get useded to it !!!!
wun ob mi niknames useded to b “wonderwoman” cause ebberwun wondereded at taht womanz…..(which ai FINK, tehy ment ai waz ……jest liddele bit crazi…..
aib NAWT a liddle bit crazi….ai a LAOWT crazi !
mai plan be to hav such a interestin adn full lyfe so’s I could ALWAYS haz stuffs to tink aboot when I be old and sittin in mai wheelie chairy, jest laffin and laffin ‘memberin kitteh storrees cuz der been so many kittehs who ALL does funnee tings…laffin adn laffin!
yep, ai starteded to practise beein a ecksentric ole ladi frum teh time ai waz bery yong…….reel good at it noaw…….
i B lubbing my ekksentricity. mai frenz who is not ekksentric donut hab funs in their libes lykes i dos. i act-shoe-ally feel sorry 4 them; i reelly enjoi mai life and i donut thinks they dos.
may B when wez all oldie in in the wheelie chairys we cud all libes on the same street. emajin the funs we wood hab!
ai dffnitly agrees, bein eggsentrick is a heckuva lotta fun.
normal people jus doan kno whut tehry missin.
Mai hubby an Ai sumtimes laff aboot “adult” stuffs dat the liddle hoomins cawn’t know aboot. Wen dey ask “Wat u laffin aboot, old peeples?” wee say “We’re laffin aboot sumthin that sillee cat did!” LOL… an of coorse dey ask wat teh sillee cat did an we can allus com up wiff sumfing to tell teh liddle hoomins, cuz teh kittehs iz allus dooin sumfing sillee!!!
Salleh, do yu noe teh pmoe “Warning”? It start “Wen Ai groe oeld, Ai shall waer prupple..” Ai tink yu lyk it – is awl abowt practissing to be eksentrik oel laydee wen yu yung. Ai practiss muchly, ’speshully wit teh prupple. An teh hat. An teh stik on teh raylings!
izzzint a buk??? or iz peom maaed into a buk…….yessess ai red it a lawng tyme ago….ai new ai waz ana rite trak.!
an ai also likez puuurplil
Ai onlee noe teh pome, by Jenny Joseph
www. poemhunter. com/ poem/ warning /
Ai puts in added spayces to confuzzles weird press bwahahahhaha!!!!
Ambercat, dis pome U speek ob, it bee “wen Ai groe old. An seez sumthin aboot “wen Ai groe old Ai wilz where purple an red” Der iz noa a “Red Hatz Sosiyety” dat adhears too dis phil…filos…. way ob tinkin. Joonyur members where pink and labender.
Ai iz not a member ob any sort. Ob any groop.
yah! hahahaha! i can has sum band storees….
lyk, this wun tyme…
at band camp?
band storeez. i gotz tehm.
don look now…i think i see a reel puddy tat…I DID I DID
yup iz me…BOX KITTEH! muwhahahahaha *thud*
Um, a paw please? i’ve fallen over and i kint git up
ai dun lyke teh look uv dis wun . . . his eyes beez tu clowse togevvur.
or.
earflaps included.
bess ai got
the better to stare at you and give you the heebie-jeebies…muwhahahahaH*koff**koff**
scuse me, harebull
taht kommint reminded meh straynglee ov teh movie Cats and Dogs.
weird movie, funny . . . but weird.
De manufacturd bye Schrodinger Scinentfics, a Jerman compani, est. 1935.
messin wit yore mynd since 1935.
hay!! taht rymed!! cool!!
Is it…. caturday yet?
verree neerly!
Redy r not… here I cum
Dis brum IKEA? sumtiems dees fings has too bee assemlbeled. Do kitteh has to be asmebleld?
Ikea up da road – i go now get kwalty krafdeh kitteh .. me hoap fr oyrnge
inklooded kontenz:
1 – kwalty krafded furntur
1 – kwalty krafdeh kitteh (kuhlahs varreh)
battrehs no inklooded
reekwyres 4 AA
no chargdable batteree kind? no car charjer kind?? phooee
Is solur powur. Park kitteh in sunshine for bowt 4 howrs to charj!
Tayk kayr wen opnin bawks – contayns poynty endz
Ware u putz battrehs? (Ai liek da wae “kuhlahs” luks in lolcat!)
U know – whut u sayed is SOOO rite. Ai sumtiems says to peepls hoo say “Why are you crazy people talking in that disgusting baby talk?” taht is, ov corse a differunt langwij – an sum things ar mutch funnier in lolcat tahn in Ingerlish.
And werds moar plehsunt. Liek “kuhluhs.”An “sawft” is sumhao sawfter tahn “soft.” Nawt to menshun hao much poyntier “poynty endz” is than “pointy ends.”
noe firsty danse fur Elvis? He nawt secund!!
we shuld do a boxe step or skware danse!
Box trot!
*narrowz eyez* “u maed taht up.”
Of coarse I dids! Dances don’t just grow on trees u know.
Now un-narrow ur eyez and let’s box trot!
*step-two-three-foar*
*pour in pakking peenuts*
*twirl twirl twirl skip*
*tapetapetapetapetapetapetapetape*
*step-two-three-kick*
*paste on address labels*
*step-ball-change step-ball-change*
*realize u forgetted to put item in box, now sealed*
*cut open box-two-three-foar*
one moar time…
Tanks fur teh box trot, lcb.
Dat souns jus lyke mee packin tings up.
Jus bee shure ewe yoos teh melty peenuts maid outta corm.
ok iz ggoood danse….cept u forgotted teh ………..JAZZ HANZ !!!!!
ohy dat darnned WP, it eeted mi repliz >>>
ai SED…….. iz goood danse, cept u forgotted teh JAZZ HANZ
an u needz dose to shakez teh tape offen ur hanz….
ooooooohh dat &^##@%&*&^%$$ WP !!!!
eeted mi repliz an den horkeded it up AFFER ai sed it for teh 2 timez…..
oh ai feelz such teh foolz……
oh how i lubs the BIG jazz hanz!
Dat’s *IT* salleh!! Hau ar Wurdprez and Kittehs alaik?
Dey BOF eets up teh fings dey owt NAWT , den HORKS dem up agin!!
U = Jeanius!
o hai, ai found my chrismass present an couldna wayt, so ai unwrappeded et, then ai couldna wayt tu trai et, so ai chewded a hole tru teh bawks,
yu nawt mad ryte?
no not mad….just lafin and laffin
kwid pro kwo, clariz.
sekund kommend
aftah much paw ringen kwalty krafdeh kitteh jump eento bocks froam modling ajncy. He make krafdeh holz fir luuk see on voyaje
Me luv dis BOX!
OMG, how u know I wanted dis!
beecuz we kno haow kittehs tink . . . teh package ees allus bedder dan teh contents,
credit tu whoever sayed taht furst, too lazy to look.
Yez but dis is dee most bestest box in dee hol wid world!
Der iz no udder box lik dis one!!! Maiiii box! Dis iz de exack one I been lookin 4 !!!
ur catbox iz ur center. alwayz remember dat.
(stending in foar sumone . . .)
WANT!
N E wun kno wher Jack iz? Wii hazent hurdz frum heem cince Wednezdai nite.
furst parti ob teh seesun takes itz toll???
The cat even closely matches the one pictured on the box.
Yes deer, Ai rarder tink taht’s teh poynt!
teh fyve poynts!
Box kitteh is watchin ur ebery move
Box kitteh sees wot ur doin there!
if teh forces of evil shood rise again,
to cast a shaddow on the hart of gotham,
pleese to be kalling me.
Umph…quik, take de picher! I can’t breef!
Dis be cheshire kinda kitteh, onleez boddy went furst, then grin. Now is jus floatin hed.
oh hai… ai rezemembembles dat kowment
(I can’t do teh little Intel symbol but…)
Kitteh Inside!
instead of
Intel Inside!
No 1 gits n 2 c teh grayt Oz! nowt nobodee nowt nohao!
kitteh luks a lil smoosherd.
Nawt too spoyle teh funns, but ai spuspects dat beeg Oz kitteh been shopped inta teh foto
(Teh mores ai luks, teh mor shurrer ai is.)
But grate imij an poast ennywai!
:’D
that was so hilarious like i laughed my head off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wew duh!!! What kitteh toi dosnt come wif kitteh?
Luks lyke teh kitteh on da box tew. Mayks it moar funneh foar meh.
so datz wherez ma cookiez have gonz
it iz so funny!!! dis iz my fave site!!!