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Attack sofa!
sofa defense system, ACTIVATE !!! form of, ANGRY KITTEN !!!
( sofa defense system has been fooled by string, AGAIN !!! someone’s hiney will PAY for THIS INSULT !!! )
no, wait – what does that stretched face remind me of? oh I know
form of – Joan Rivers !!!
R sofa defense system designeded by teh Wonder Twins?
they need the money – residuals only go so far and bleek has that nasty coke habit
Iz too pritty 4 Joan Rivurs. Luks too natchurul 2.
one more facelift and she’ll have a beard !!!
*gasp*
Pix max me laffx.
Is nawt hrd 4 kitteh 2 bee squished?
Just two more inches!
1 dai – 2 fotofinushez!
Waht kind ob dans or partee wood U 2 leik 4 a joynt nawt sekond?
Maybee is moar speshull things fur Saint Andrews Day! Everywun will hav to luk sharp fur teh next pikshur. A FOUR way fotofinush will be just teh tikket!!
ai wud liek to suggest – as is Saint Andrews Day, and thar is a BEEG partee going on over awn “Peace Negosheashuns” – taht fur teh rest of teh day, awl the “furstees” gets a Laurel Wreath, so we knows hoo they are – an everywun go to teh Scottish ceiebrashun.
Everywun is byootifully dressed, grate drinks are at hand, teh ladiez r alreddee fainting at the site of Pawsrthot in his Prinz Charlee outfit. Thar is a caller fur the Scottish countree dances – later sumthing is going to get tossed outside (nawt teh guests) and it’s a troolee grate partee!!
Csmall has brought the propurr clothes fur awl. Ladies – u must bring yur own hankies (fur teh drooling).
Teh Laurel Wreath Wearers will awl be honored bai being the hed cupples fur the dances! Oh – an lots ov gud things to eat.
wuddin it be nayce if teh peese neggosiashyns always waz a beeg partee? Ushully seemz layke onlee tawking and tawking and nawt ennybuddee having ennee fun or lulz at awl.
I fink we need to bring teh Peese Negoshayshun Partee to teh wurld! Ebbyting goes better wehn dere’s a partee.
Yay! FTW! Good ideeya, bootawn! speshually wif deh kittehs!
Wayl, AI dunno… Lotsa noo fites cood be startid at parteez… Ai seen dat happin lotsa times….. We gots da Caflicks an Purrtistints all peesfull in wun room, den da Palastiens an Izraileez start punchin eech uvver in da kitchin, an da Soodaneez gittin awl beet up by hoo noes hoo in da bakyard…. SIgh….
Et leest ma naybrrs R nice, nock on wood!
mai lack ov dans skilz – let me show u
oh den teh danse hasta be teh “Highland Fling !” (does dis meen ai getz to frow fings???)
yes – everybody getz reddy to duck
Eye don tink dat dis iz gud sleeper sofaz.
Kitteh sai “Halp! Joo gonna need bigger rope to pullz me owt. QWIK!”.
Yay for teh nawtsekund Tribble!
Joo want teh lawrel reath 2?
Sure…whut lawrel reath fur? Deed eye mizz sumphin?
Iz 4 congratulashuns on eggselnce of wit and commints. Offered to paws4thot, babycakes an yankeeragu for photofinish fursties. Ite be useful for daies when everibuddy too tired to dans but want 2 celbrate teh nawtsecund,
Oh, yez tank U. Dat wood bee vewy nize. Eye bee honored tu cept da lawrel reath.
kood this be wat maikes teh “magic fingers” in motel beds?
Stimpy… you eeeeeeeeediot!
Is ceiling kitteh, now a couch kitteh?
duno… but dis sort of ting seemz to be a cattish P-Q-lee-arry-tee. http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2005/12/those_arent_pil.html
“Your hiney is so nice and shiny…..?!”
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…
(breaks glass to get to antiseptic Listerine…git yer SHINE OWT)
aw cmon, u meen tu sai u didnt groaw up onna plaigrawnd? oh teh songz i cud seeng to u… teh wun bowt “myoozikul froots” wuzza faev of mien, fr instinz…
teh mor yu eats, teh mor yu toots
eh mor yu toots teh bedder yu feel
etc etc lulz
i alwais thot teh myoosical froots were gud 4 yer heart…
kittehs is so phunnie, they luvs to goes into most uncomfortible placez, one of my kittehs luvs to sit inside the paper recycling box that I keeps under some shelves and is quite hard to get in to.
Mai kitteh wud get behine a cubboart ebbery tiem teh vakjuum monster came owt.
Not a prowblem wen she were teenie, but harder an harder wen she got owlder. In teh end she had to skweeeeeeez in, had to jiggul her hainie to get fru, an had to keep her heid krokurt awl teh tiem.
Shes switshed to teh sowfa now (behine it, nowt insaid it)
Scuda’s faboryt napp playz is in the clozet, behin a big bocks. Ifn uz lookz jus rite, u can C herz eies shinne when u call herz name.
Yesh, ma Roscoe livd in ma cowch. It hadda reclineree thingie part, an he wood just git under der an claw, R sleep, R attack da mawmee butt. Ai hadda be reeeel carefool to nawt skwish him if I open R close da recliney part. He reelee liekd it, Ai didunt have da hart to nawt let him in der. It hims alone playce, an it nawt hurt NE buddee. Just if der ever wuz a fyre, hafta ask fyrefiters to reskyoo ma cowch cuz ma kitteh in der…..LOL!
Turtlehead!
Wherz a Klingon?
and yet…so far….
Notice eetz orange sopha. Dez poizon an atack.
Beree ironick!
Mai Resq…
U Has it!
Does this seem a little mean to anyone else? Trapping a kitteh under the cushions? This poor kitteh looks very uneasy.
doan be unhappie, some kitehs liek doin dis…
Yeah, kitteh haf dat crazy, plai-time look in hur eyes. STRING! WANT!
srsly. dem duz it on purpoz. owr Rikki duz dis wif teh cowch cooshinz, an den we plai Teh Popcat Gaem. u see awl deez skracheez on ma fingarz??
remynz meh… i needz to get dis on vidyoh… [mentul nowt]
gotz ah kitteh dat lyks bein dissy. Ifn held out ah growserystor bagg, kitteh jumpz ihn, we wynd id up den unwynd fass. Kitteh jumpz out an saggerz roun. wen dissy wares off, kitteh jumpz bak in de sak.
Yah! I had two kitties who absolutely LOVED being behind the couch cushions. They would play themselves to exhaustion back there and you had to be very careful when you sat down to check to see if there was a kitten out cold back there before you did.
um, hello? kitten probably crawled in itself – bet you a quarter this is kitty’s fave trick
i gots nufin but luv, stend, but u needs to fink bigar.
No bet. I just know the kitty went in there by itself.
You can tell by the lack of blood on the couch.
My Bubby used to crawl in teh couch awl teh time. Tehn she would get stuck. Good times.
oh Paws !! taht iz so funni, an so truu ……no blood onna couch…..*sniker*
Fank you everywun!! I feelz much betterz nao!!
clockwork oranj kitteh’s brainz is beeing washed
Then he reelized wat it waz.
Teh myoosik cumming up frum teh cowch waz hiz old fren, Ludwig Van.
Teh dredded Ninth Simfunny.
(nadsat lolspeak)
da bezoomny koshka wanna razrez yr stryng ta tomticks wita bit o da ol ultraviolence, o mai droogies.
wow ai hasint seen taht moovy in a lawng, lawng tyme. Dis bringz bak teh memreez!
La Brea Tarpit Sofa claims anuther victim…
WOW! alls I eber fins iz popcorn an munees
(furiously pulls cushions off couches)
munnies? rly?
(note 2 self: buy a cowch 2 grow munnies unner teh cushuns)
liek teh muchrooms!
yah. offen is mer-jen-c soorse uv buz chanj in da mornink!
Teh buz-chaynj-sofah! Ai has wun ob tohse tooo!
We haz Cowch uv Deep Nappin. Ackshoolee 2 uv dem! Wun in livin room, cozy warm neer windo fur wachin burdeez an skwirtls, an wun in da teevee room, dark an soft an warm an zzzzzz…
mai cowch grows de hayr fur to maek de new kitthehs. Dat an frawnch fry bits soemtiens.
LOL!
an beeadz…. lowsta beedz
can kittehs be const, cintsruk… maed owt of fuzzies and frawnch friey crumbels?
I’z gonna cansel mai Ikea florgenkitje if its trooo!
wal, lessee. Cince I mufed intoo mai hoawse, iz goen fum 2 kittehs to 7 kittehs, an added 2 goggies. (Dey has de frawnsh freys fur branze.)
kitteh is relibbin burth to beekum born agin kitteh
has he recognized kitekat, the son of the ceiling cat as himz sabiour?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/09/kitekat-died-4-ur-sins/
That’s not just a string in front of the emerging kitteh – that’s a cat-remover: I use them often to clean kittehs from under furniture, from atop furniture, etc. Younger kittehs have no power to refuse cat-removers; some elderly kittehs have developed immunity. In the case of kitteh in photo, cat-remover works like kitteh magnet.
lassar poynterz wurks fir dis tu.
a amayzin tiem-tested tecknolleji
an nawt harmfool tu annymulz needer.
Heh-ulp!! Teh sofa haz eeted mee!
I maded u a sofa, but it eated me
ur spare change…I haz it now
Halp!!! The couch be eating me’s!
http://www.wannasmile.com
OMG!!1!……just……OMG!!1!
non-descript orinj cowch gibbs birth to orinj kitteh
OMG….who be de father ???
Ower Oreo Dubblestuff Puff likes to play in couch. I has photos of her reeching her armeses out to grab unsuspecting hooman booties.
PRESHUZZZ MAH PRESHUSSSS
muahaha. Lord of teh Rings!
I can has Wun Reeng?
“one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness, bind them.
in the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie”
ai berleeve ai haz jus proveded myself a tolkein fanatic, yes?
sry-wif luv: yu prove yu is a fan.
if yu noes hoo spoke at teh enting an 4 hao lawng, den yu b a fanattik…
Onlee iffn you kan sez it in da orijinul Blak Tung uf Mohrdor…
wich sowns straynjlee liek LOLspeek, only cloes-miked wif addid reevurb…
you haz prooved yourself tolkein fan, yes, but reel tolkien fanatic wood know hole poem. dun wurry. ai not nos it all either, just members dere is lots more not ritten on reeng
Tree 4 da elf keeng unner da sky
Sevun 4 da dwurf lords in der hallz uf stone
Nine 4 da mortul menz dumed 2 dai
Wun 4 da Dark Lawrd awn hiz dark trone
…R sumptin lik dat.
gascat, ai’m afrayed ur playing to a reel ruff crowd heer. They noes no murcee!
Dis cwacks meez up
kloser… closer… ai kin feel mai eyes poppin rait outta mai hed!
O HAI I FOUND UR SPAER CHANJ
ai lik ur name……butt ai betz taht AWL ub us r kitteh doormenz…….
ai had wun kitteh, Stan-e-ley (pronunceded in free distcinted sylables) hoo, ifn u seed himn ata teh screen doorz, dint want to cum in ….he wanteded u to cum oawt……
an if goed awn teh roofz, dint want u to getz him dwon, he wanteded u to ADMIR him…”oh wat a clebber kitteh”
I have things like this in my furniture too – vacuuming doesn’t help. Running the can-opener usually cleans them out – at least temporarily.
I WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohai, anon!! iff i dint allreddeh has orinj-an-kreme kitteh, i wud WANT, 2!
{{anon}}
i so happeh u in gud moode.
ibk……. u r such a goodest peepz……ub allus seed teh good in peeplez…..
Ai think Anon has come in frum the cold! Welcome to teh famblee, Anon!
O hai. I made u a sopa, bud id eated me.
Can I haz ‘nuther Red Bull?
Your dreams miss you
O mai gawd!! Yoo meen Kalissta Flokhartz gettin Kreuzenfeld Jurgensplort Twine Therapy too?!
yep. gud fing iz, she no travel. dey jst fax her in…
ai iz so cloess ta going awl caer troll awn yu foar dat wun.
whitch part gotted ur goate? kalista or transport or communications? if u tells meh wher u keeps it, mebbe i leeves it tied dere…
We haz scene dis piksher befoar, ryt? It wuz in teh Jack Bawer videeyo. Enneewun ‘member wut capshun it had befoar?
In Soviet Russha-de couch has u!
Iz Steelz no getz how butz monkeez dooz it
Best.Lol.Cat.Ever.
I actually LOL’d in the middle of the library…then snorted.
kiw beated me to it!
In Soviet Russia, couch lays on YOU!
he/she is so cute
come back!
gomggomgomggomggomggomg
awwwwwwwwww it looks super di dopper cute i love this pix
awwwwwwwwwwwww this is super cute. i lOvE it vErY much.
STRING!
That was scary
Ice Age squirrel impressions… I has dem!
so close… and yet.. so far…
I wish this LOL could be favorited! I’ve been looking for it for a long time and could not remember keywords, just the orinj couch and the Joan Rivers look.