cant liiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeee
if livin is wifout youuuu
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Cant ya heer me, baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Iz dis ting on????
I luvz rokc ‘n’ wroll
Merican idol kitteh wuz voted off!
me dids two…:(
merican idal hurd as nellyphants bum, u has 2 take sreyeroinds too wins it
amerhikan idol kitteh is singing wit rawh emoshun.
Hims has raw froat aftur teh shoaw
Am I de onlee sillee hoo cwied fru dat provyded U-Tuube videeoh?
cbsb,
glad ur bak! U getz jobz? Hopez iz tru. Ben gon for hols an tryn 2 ketchup!
hai emme!
Nao jawb yet. Ai am trem blin in mah bootz. Deesemburr pwomisis 2 b a vrey ruff monf fur meh. Mah healf inshurans an car inshurans paymints cum bak an Ai’m naut shur Ai’m gonna mayk rent. Dis wil b won x-siteing monf!
Ai fink Ai wil juss cloz all da curtins an eet sinimon rolls fresh frum teh ahven. Yum. Dat’ll fix it. Where’s mah cat-berry choklits??
ai n oes onli too well wat ur goin frew…….ai tri to fink ob it az an abventshur…….sumtimez datz hard tho….. n oawt so grate aktually
sennin sum good thots atcha
Hai CBSB!
Bean dere, dun dat.
Wen fings get tuff, U juss snorgle ur healffy bebeh. It won fix teh prolem, butts U feelz bettr.
I juss quit mah stoopy jawb. I lub teh wurk, butts teh peeps waz teh PLEH PLEH PLEH!
Nao, we sai dat wez on a “Monies Savingz Eggstrabaganza!”
I doan habs enny Catbury choklits, butts I hab tew Punkin Pies in da oven wif a lair ov prayleen ona top ov teh crust. U can cum ober an hab sum iffs ur outta sinamimon rolls!
prayleen layer eh????? wat an interstin fing to do to a pukin pi…….how u d taht ???
ai REELLY gotta lern to proofreed !!!!!! PUNKIN pi …..ai ment PUNKIN pi……
I putz 2/3 c of brown suga an 2/3 c of chopped pecans on top ov teh crust before I poor in teh punkin fillin. I juss took dem out n it smellz SO gud in heer.
I used to mix budder wif teh brown suga, butts teh budder wud bubble up froo teh pi an maek nawt so pretti. Nawt a prolem iffs U hab whipt creem or punkin moose to putz on top.
Cum on ober an hab a sliice!
howly cwap!
i did too – i wanted him to finish teh sawng!
AH CANT LIIIIIIIIIIIIV AAANEEEEEMOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!
(ooh ooooohhh ah aaaaah aahh ah ah)
wuv dat sawng!
Can U Heer Me Now?
Gud
Ai catn giiiiiivvvv Ai cant giiiiivvvvv annnyyyyymooooorrrreeeeeee
RIP Harry Nilsson
*sobs*
o i cant ferget tihs eeeevneeng an ur face az u wer leeeeveeeng. but i gess tahts jus teh way de storrrrrreeee gooooeeeeezzzzzz.
Yu awlwais smyl but in yur Ys yur sorro shoews, yes it shoooOOOoooOOooooooeees!
Nilsson schmilsson
waz witten by Badfingerz tho. still gud song…
now fer my nex sing “total ecwispe of da haaaarrrttt”
Watchoo mean? Harry Nilsson definitely wrote “Without You”.
jeeves, IOU an appolologgie. I sure alwayes thot Harry Nilsson rote dat song, but I founded out on Wikipedia that I’m rong. The Badfinger guys did rite it. Akshully, I liked Badfinger a lot too.
Sorrie bout dat.
This is frum Wikipedia – pretty interesting, especially teh last sentence:
“Without You” is a song originally recorded by Badfinger for their album No Dice (1970), and written by Pete Ham and Tom Evans and produced by Geoff Emerick. Its verse was composed by Ham, originally titled “If It’s Love”, but had lacked a strong chorus. Evans had written a chorus without a strong verse, so the duo fused the two sections together. The protagonist of this ballad lets a lover know that they “can’t live if living is without you”. Badfinger’s recording of the song, which is more brusque than its successors’ versions, languished as an obscure album track until it was noticed a year later by Harry Nilsson. In an ironic twist to the lyrics, both Ham and Evans later committed suicide by hanging.
u no worriez. i new yewd see de err in yer wayz.
is sad story bout dose two guyz from Badfinger. dey got scrooed royully by der manage… maneg… uh record company peoples.
management. The word is management.
wen ai waz in hi skool….(lowng about teh dawn ob tyme) ai wented awt wiff a studio music gy……an wun nite we wented to a plai, an afferz, we wented oawt to eet, an we joineded free odder cuphols….an wun waz Harri Nilsson an hiz wyfe, (he waznt nown yet tho)
u shooda seem me……wiff my grey dress, wiff a big whyte pilgrim collur, an a drop waste and short skirt, an mi maryjane shooz……oh buttah woodnt melt in mi mouff…….,ai waz awl of 17 at teh timez….an waz ai impresseded??????
yep.
altho b, it waz mostily cause ther weer no prices on teh ladiz menuz….ai had neber seed taht before….
wow………i have an outfit just like that on right now!!!
reely????
Nilsson Schmilsson
Ohhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh
*poses wif feet apart n arms outstretched liek
oberly dramatic Celine Dion kitteh*
*Nawt to b confuserated wif Ceiling Cat*
whoas. Romeow, I wuld be confuserating Celine Dion kitteh wif Ceiling Cat if nawt fer u!!!
an ceeling wax – Ai awlwais get taht wun mixed up too
seleen dee on is liek a anjil, an so clos 2 ceiling cat……its jus a shaym she lukks so much liek a horse.
wut abowt seal in wax?
or a brazilleeyun beekeenee waxx?
oar baksakancrak wax!
liek a horse!! lolz . . . WIN!!!
Celine, why teh longg face?
Lounge lizzurd kitteh sings da songs!!
dat make teh hole wirld cringe
lownge lizzzard kitteh sings
luv an speshul things
hehe.
ah had teh barreee mannylow xmas muzic inflikted on meh todai.
not so grate, akshully.
u hab mi comdo…..uhm…conmdlolo……noe tahtz nawt it……condul…..oh foo….I feelz bad fr u !!!!
barri manilow …..do …not….want
I noe dat iz not kool to liek Barry Catalow, butts I liek him. Iz nawt a Fanilow, I juss liek sum ov his songs.
Go aheds an laff, butt hims writted lotz ov songs an jingles liek
“I am stuck on band-aid brand cause band-aids stuck on me.”
An, “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.”
Sew, I am willingz to assept low burgers. Go ahed an frow dem, butts, maek sure dat dey have cheez pleeze.
datz OK u stikin up fer waat u lik
yu noes, i akshully lyk “ah rote teh sawngs”, butt hims xmas album iz teh pleh.
i rather Rockee Mowntain Xmas!
(RIP J Denvurr)
Lip sinking Brittney Kitteh duzzn’t noe ware her kittenz b.
trew, but Brittney Kitteh sho dew noes wharr da party at.
Lets git teh party starty!
Doan wurry, kittens r wif Kebin Fedderfeline.
oh yezz, at leest teh kitteh baybees can has gewd daddee
sarkasms. yu can has them!
A diss jawkey round hier sed taht Brittinnee’s anticks maek K-Fed luk liek Ghandi.
Bridgit Jonz kitteh!
Kitteh had too much drinkz at teh xmas partae!
nebber minded rong plaise….
Eetz da Lion King!
Quick! Get in the car!
Hee hee, eye can sai eet dis tyme,
an not breakz eny rulz cuz dere beez a lion!
choklit raaaaaaain
dammit mm!! teh earwurmz! tehy hurt!
Ha ha hee hee!
Oh wait……………..noes, I hates u.
A particularly invidious species of earworm. Do. Not. Want.
As long as we are doing eerwurms and Harry Nilsson together, how can we pass by Lime in the Coconut?
This is Harry singing it live on the BBC, in a gorilla costume. Srsly. Harry woulda understood Lolcats, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IG7vu16Fug
I am proud to say I remember 1972, and for you younguns, yes, this is kinda representative of the year.
Oh fank u D Marie……dat’z wun ub mi bery faborite HN sawngz…..(ai iz also partshul to “Ur Brakeing mi Hart, Ur Tareing It Apart, so F*** U”)
OK awl uz crazy ole ladies (an gnetlemnz) hoo waz teh co….
hi ai membered Ernie Kovaks …ai gonna go see if taht 3 monkees sawng he useded to do is awn utube…..
BRB
oh hai,……founded it !!!! it waz teh “Narobi Trio” now ifn sum reely smart puter persun cood put up link we cood awl enjoi a classic…….
ai wood butt ai dont noes how >>>>>> sigh
ok ai gonna tri……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uw03hS_EMY
Thanks….I needed that.
so hab u nebber seed taht befor????? iz TV classic……wen Kovaks had his show peeplez awl obber Hollywoodys wood fite to get to be wun ob teh trio…….stil crakz me up
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooes!!!!!!meshuning da Lime n da kokonut song shud be illeglal, er iegelal, um agenst da law.
de earworms, let me show you dem
Ai donut amember taht sawng in teh Line Kink!
JESUS CHRIST! It’z a Microphoney! Get oudda de car!!
Karaoke Cat
needs a better reportoire.
Earplugs are advised.
Still, bedderer tahn “Ai will Surbibe”!
have you seen the onion parody of gloria gaynor, where she crashes in the andes with a soccer team as per the movie ‘alive’? they interview her after she’s rescued, the only one to make it …
“at first I was afraid
I was petrified
I thought that I could never live
up on that mountainside …”
oar teh vid ob teh alien lady singin dis sawng, n teh dizko bawl fawls down n smashes teh alien lady? taht wun is berry funnee.
das my favborite!!!
Oar teh vid ob teh fankgivin turkee singin (as GG) taht songe? itz bin arownd a wile.
oar teh wun ov a guy dressed lyk Jésus wokkin down Howlywood boulevard singig it? an den teh bus comes….iz funnee.
ok. i goes 2 hell nao.
kthxbai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLbeuEqNIE
mebbe yu can come wif meh?
>:-)
ok ai’ll go…… taht waz too fuunnee…..
Oh, mai! ai never seed taht befoar! OK – salleh – cSmall. Ai guess ai’m coming wif yoo! (Ai’m shur we’ll hav a lot of fun!)
yah letz teh gooi two shooz hab teh odder plase, weel hab moar fun togedder in hell…..
Y’allz is gonna need a bigger handbasket
cataroke
kittyoke
Monocromattack cat iz habing a gray day.
Teh potrayte uv doriencat graye (wiv mic.)
monochrome kitteh
“Felines…nothing more than felines…”
o…o…o…taht was paynfullee punnee.
i singz dat to my kitturz every so nowandthen.
predictimably, dey donut aprreshiate it.
Ai sings “Kat” Ai’m a kitteh kat!” to mai Amber an she jus luk at me funnee. Mai talents is waysted heer!
does u danse danse danse danse when u sings?
ai duz…(at leest teh paw moovments)
oh yes, yu has to do teh paw moovment – its teh lor!
ohai, r u de hyoomin wut writed de lirrik furr “Kat” Ai’m a kitteh kat!” in a kommint furr a lolpic koppel weaks agow?
bean lookin n lookin, butt no finded eet.
;o(
happeruhntlee dis be sum kwait (in)famoose song?
nebber hurd uv eet b4, butt de lirrik maed ai LULZ.
PLZ tew b wraiting de lirrik agehn, or b posting link tew lolpic wiff dat lirrik in kommint.
PREETTEE plz?
*kyoootsee fayce*
Wen i libbed wiff my mommacat and daddycat, dey had a kitteh dat we called Udam. (short fur U Damn Cat! cuz that’s wut mai daddy allus callded her! She had a diffrnt naem wen she wuz kintten, but we awl forgotted it cuz she became Udam! Jes, she was a trubblemaker!)
Ai plai teh piniano, an wun ov mai faboritest songs too plai is “Memory” frum Cats. An sumtimes wen I wuz playin Memory, Udam wud jump up on teh piniano keybored an wawk up an down, playin wiff me! Den she wud wawk to my hanns and bump dem till Ai stoppeded playin and petted her!
Noobie….. plz xcuez teh akksint…
We hadda kitteh named ‘DC’ fer ‘Damn Cat’, tu! Kalled her dat kuz she wuld git undur my mommas feetis allla tyme!
Nebber nu summun elses wit da ‘Damn Cat’!!
*waves shyly*
kitteh wuz train to telz u dat u wuz plain it rong.
an teh mykrofone smellz liek a beer. (it has a flavour!!)
An they sit at mah bar
an putz cheezburger in mah jar
an sai kitteh wat r U doin heer.
ohhh, lahhhh deeee dahhhhhh didddeee dah dahdahdah……..eerwurm!
I beliefs U had da eerwurm beforez I sang a note.
I iz nawt gillty ov startin dis partyticular eerwurm. That duz nawt meen that it iz nawt in mah hed, tew.
Miiiiiiiiidddniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
Nawt a sown form teh paaaaaaaaaayyyvvmeeeeent!
Habs teh moon lost her memory?
She iz smiling awone
In teh lamplite
Teh wivered leebez collect at mah feetz
An teh wind beginz to moan.
*sing it Ambercat!*
*key chaynj*
MIIIIIIIIIIDDNIIIIIIIIIIIIITTE!!
AWL ALOEN IN TEH MOOOOOOOONLIIIIIIIITE
AI CAN DREEMS OB OELD DAYS
Oh Ambercat, dat waz a mostest moobing purrformance! It gab me goosey bumps an brot a teer to mah eye – awl bery odd fur a kitteh cat.
Ambercat, U is byootiful nao an U will b byootiful then. I fink I unnerstand wat happehcatness iz.
Fankoo
*schmoo*
Aw, bless!
Lawlz!!! Ai jus commintated on dis sawng in de thread aboove! Hehe!!
helloow Kleeeevlind!
… am u reddy to rawk?
Awl teh liddle gurls wid teh crimsun cerls says….
Ai dunno wut tehy sai but awl teh kuhlahred gurls sai
doot de doot de doot dedootydoot doot
taek a wawk on teh wild side….
♫ kitteh-kat caem frum Myamee eff-ell-ayyy
hitchyked across teh USA
snorted teh katnip along teh way
snipt hiz harbls
tehn he was a she
said o hai, kitteh
taek a wock on teh hild sied ♫
♫ and teh caliko kittehs say:
mew, me-mew, me-mew, mew, me-mew, mew, me-mew, me-mew ♫
Almoss choakt laffin at dat, Crapture!
downt luuk nowz, butt ai fink teh kitteh iz gibin teh microfone teh “kitteh kik ob deff…”
I sees it naow!! Hims IZ!!! Gud eye!
yesh – taht’s just b4 teh big geetarr brake…
Diamond Dave lerndeded it frum himz.
Yup. First teh bunneh kik of deth, den teh chomp down wif teh odder pointy end.
Well hi awl an thanks for coming….
I was at the store the other night an I was tryin to figure out what to have for dinner, its nawt too eazy to figur out sometimes. Ya know I stopped eatting that Starkiss Tuna stuff naow that I know it aint tuna……ThankYOU Jessica Simpson and then I just about……..
Stand up comedian Kitteh lays down on the job.
kthnx…Ai’ll B heer all week. B shure 2 tip yr waitkittehs….
donut clap awn yur oen laydee; sumwun will throe yu a feesh!
Mah muzikal skillz, let meh show u themz
TGIF……u no its tyme 4 our weeklee trip 2 wallmert…………
went to walleewerld, bawt a argyel sock, a bunjee corrd, a cork, a danseeng bare……
an some yogurts, an afrikan vilet, pad of papr, chokletz, diet cokes …
sevral boxes uv xmas cards, xxl underware (white), 3 catnip pilloz, 2 earplugs, 1 mayzureen cup…
I fawt the listess is supposededed too bee in alfamabetical ordur?
… a ellyphink, a fisheeng poal, a gargantu… gargenchu… reely big gorilla…
a hareskruncee, some iiiiiiscreem, a jillyun jellibeens, Krapt mac-n-cheeez …
you forgotted the most important things, cans of gushie fud and a ginormous bag of crunchie foodz, kitteh litter, furry mices and kitteh grazz
…a lieyun (uv coarse), a markur, naysul sprai…
a osstritch, a piniano keybord, a qwantum fizzix book, ….
Yu GOTZ it! Yu is teh schmartz.
red toi maus; string; timpani; umbilical chord…
a vanilla been, wet wipes, xanax, 2 yellow bannanas, an zebra fuzzy slippers.
*standin obashun*
Yay! A troolee bravura groop effort! Ai must confess – ai din’t know waz supposed to bee in alfabeticul order. Next teim, if ai getz heer in tiem, ai will do it rite!
dis plase be teh bestest plase fer teh groop effortz……..ai lov to seez the stakz ob repliez, cuse datz wher teh funnyestest stuff iz…..
. . .an a partiridge inna pare treee-ee-ee-e
Is that an angry kitteh? Is himz running for the republicatan nominashuns for Presidentshul elekshuns? All of themz is angriez at sum one or the other and also each other.
ah no, kitteh too cutez fur that..
Iz firs rool uf pohliticks: iz alwaiz sumwun else’s fawt.
Dunnoez – him kinda lookz liek de Howard Deankitteh:
“an den weez gointa Iderhoaz, an den weez gointa Catlerflonia, an den weez goin ter WashinternDeeTseee….YEEEAAAARRRRGHH!”
An AAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEE-AAAAAA will alwayz LU-UFF UUUUUUUUUUUU
we cawls dem whaling songes at mai haus.
U no, wen dey allus whale up an down teh scayles. pleh. do not want.
Uhgreed. Hurd verzhon of “O Howlee Nite” on raydeeoh dat wuz awl waylin. Hurted my earzez.
“kat skratch fevaaaaah”
i wish ny cat can sing
I kin call u kitteh
And kitteh when u call me
U kin call me-oooow
U kin call meow
EPIC WIN!
*impurresseded*
kitteh no sing that. kitteh sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
wow… this is an interesting pic.
i liek the one that says “i has a buket” better
doan we awl?
*LULZ*
harry nillsson cat
jumps into the fire
“OH, HAI YA GUD LUKKINS, AI BE BAK TU PIKS YU UP LATERZ!!”
Tanx, RONCO, ai LUUURRRVZZ mai “Mistah Mykerophone!”
Haha! That video, with TLK, Thats what i made XD Coss My youtube is sianywrighty =P wow that is awesome! =D
ken leeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Tulibu dibu douchuu
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-karaoke-cat.jpg
NO! No Badfinger/Harry Nilsson/Heart/whoever else has covered this song references!!!! LOL
*LOL* Too cute kitteh!
what da heck? i cant ever get mai catz 2 do stuff funny!!!