cant liiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeee
if livin is wifout youuuu
singalong here:
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Cant ya heer me, baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Iz dis ting on????
I luvz rokc ‘n’ wroll
Merican idol kitteh wuz voted off!
me dids two…
merican idal hurd as nellyphants bum, u has 2 take sreyeroinds too wins it
amerhikan idol kitteh is singing wit rawh emoshun.
Hims has raw froat aftur teh shoaw
Am I de onlee sillee hoo cwied fru dat provyded U-Tuube videeoh?
cbsb,
glad ur bak! U getz jobz? Hopez iz tru. Ben gon for hols an tryn 2 ketchup!
hai emme!
Nao jawb yet. Ai am trem blin in mah bootz. Deesemburr pwomisis 2 b a vrey ruff monf fur meh. Mah healf inshurans an car inshurans paymints cum bak an Ai’m naut shur Ai’m gonna mayk rent. Dis wil b won x-siteing monf!
Ai fink Ai wil juss cloz all da curtins an eet sinimon rolls fresh frum teh ahven. Yum. Dat’ll fix it. Where’s mah cat-berry choklits??
ai n oes onli too well wat ur goin frew…….ai tri to fink ob it az an abventshur…….sumtimez datz hard tho….. n oawt so grate aktually
sennin sum good thots atcha
Hai CBSB!
Bean dere, dun dat.
Wen fings get tuff, U juss snorgle ur healffy bebeh. It won fix teh prolem, butts U feelz bettr.
I juss quit mah stoopy jawb. I lub teh wurk, butts teh peeps waz teh PLEH PLEH PLEH!
Nao, we sai dat wez on a “Monies Savingz Eggstrabaganza!”
I doan habs enny Catbury choklits, butts I hab tew Punkin Pies in da oven wif a lair ov prayleen ona top ov teh crust. U can cum ober an hab sum iffs ur outta sinamimon rolls!
prayleen layer eh????? wat an interstin fing to do to a pukin pi…….how u d taht ???
ai REELLY gotta lern to proofreed !!!!!! PUNKIN pi …..ai ment PUNKIN pi……
I putz 2/3 c of brown suga an 2/3 c of chopped pecans on top ov teh crust before I poor in teh punkin fillin. I juss took dem out n it smellz SO gud in heer.
I used to mix budder wif teh brown suga, butts teh budder wud bubble up froo teh pi an maek nawt so pretti. Nawt a prolem iffs U hab whipt creem or punkin moose to putz on top.
Cum on ober an hab a sliice!
howly cwap!
i did too - i wanted him to finish teh sawng!
AH CANT LIIIIIIIIIIIIV AAANEEEEEMOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!
(ooh ooooohhh ah aaaaah aahh ah ah)
wuv dat sawng!
Can U Heer Me Now?
Gud
Ai catn giiiiiivvvv Ai cant giiiiivvvvv annnyyyyymooooorrrreeeeeee
RIP Harry Nilsson
*sobs*
o i cant ferget tihs eeeevneeng an ur face az u wer leeeeveeeng. but i gess tahts jus teh way de storrrrrreeee gooooeeeeezzzzzz.
Yu awlwais smyl but in yur Ys yur sorro shoews, yes it shoooOOOoooOOooooooeees!
Nilsson schmilsson
waz witten by Badfingerz tho. still gud song…
now fer my nex sing “total ecwispe of da haaaarrrttt”
Watchoo mean? Harry Nilsson definitely wrote “Without You”.
jeeves, IOU an appolologgie. I sure alwayes thot Harry Nilsson rote dat song, but I founded out on Wikipedia that I’m rong. The Badfinger guys did rite it. Akshully, I liked Badfinger a lot too.
Sorrie bout dat.
This is frum Wikipedia - pretty interesting, especially teh last sentence:
“Without You” is a song originally recorded by Badfinger for their album No Dice (1970), and written by Pete Ham and Tom Evans and produced by Geoff Emerick. Its verse was composed by Ham, originally titled “If It’s Love”, but had lacked a strong chorus. Evans had written a chorus without a strong verse, so the duo fused the two sections together. The protagonist of this ballad lets a lover know that they “can’t live if living is without you”. Badfinger’s recording of the song, which is more brusque than its successors’ versions, languished as an obscure album track until it was noticed a year later by Harry Nilsson. In an ironic twist to the lyrics, both Ham and Evans later committed suicide by hanging.
u no worriez. i new yewd see de err in yer wayz.
is sad story bout dose two guyz from Badfinger. dey got scrooed royully by der manage… maneg… uh record company peoples.
wen ai waz in hi skool….(lowng about teh dawn ob tyme) ai wented awt wiff a studio music gy……an wun nite we wented to a plai, an afferz, we wented oawt to eet, an we joineded free odder cuphols….an wun waz Harri Nilsson an hiz wyfe, (he waznt nown yet tho)
u shooda seem me……wiff my grey dress, wiff a big whyte pilgrim collur, an a drop waste and short skirt, an mi maryjane shooz……oh buttah woodnt melt in mi mouff…….,ai waz awl of 17 at teh timez….an waz ai impresseded??????
yep.
altho b, it waz mostily cause ther weer no prices on teh ladiz menuz….ai had neber seed taht before….
wow………i have an outfit just like that on right now!!!
reely????
Nilsson Schmilsson
Ohhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh
*poses wif feet apart n arms outstretched liek
oberly dramatic Celine Dion kitteh*
*Nawt to b confuserated wif Ceiling Cat*
whoas. Romeow, I wuld be confuserating Celine Dion kitteh wif Ceiling Cat if nawt fer u!!!
an ceeling wax - Ai awlwais get taht wun mixed up too
seleen dee on is liek a anjil, an so clos 2 ceiling cat……its jus a shaym she lukks so much liek a horse.
wut abowt seal in wax?
or a brazilleeyun beekeenee waxx?
oar baksakancrak wax!
liek a horse!! lolz . . . WIN!!!
Celine, why teh longg face?
Lounge lizzurd kitteh sings da songs!!
dat make teh hole wirld cringe
lownge lizzzard kitteh sings
luv an speshul things
hehe.
ah had teh barreee mannylow xmas muzic inflikted on meh todai.
not so grate, akshully.
u hab mi comdo…..uhm…conmdlolo……noe tahtz nawt it……condul…..oh foo….I feelz bad fr u !!!!
barri manilow …..do …not….want
I noe dat iz not kool to liek Barry Catalow, butts I liek him. Iz nawt a Fanilow, I juss liek sum ov his songs.
Go aheds an laff, butt hims writted lotz ov songs an jingles liek
“I am stuck on band-aid brand cause band-aids stuck on me.”
An, “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.”
Sew, I am willingz to assept low burgers. Go ahed an frow dem, butts, maek sure dat dey have cheez pleeze.
datz OK u stikin up fer waat u lik
yu noes, i akshully lyk “ah rote teh sawngs”, butt hims xmas album iz teh pleh.
i rather Rockee Mowntain Xmas!
(RIP J Denvurr)
Lip sinking Brittney Kitteh duzzn’t noe ware her kittenz b.
trew, but Brittney Kitteh sho dew noes wharr da party at.
Lets git teh party starty!
Doan wurry, kittens r wif Kebin Fedderfeline.
oh yezz, at leest teh kitteh baybees can has gewd daddee
sarkasms. yu can has them!
A diss jawkey round hier sed taht Brittinnee’s anticks maek K-Fed luk liek Ghandi.
Bridgit Jonz kitteh!
Kitteh had too much drinkz at teh xmas partae!
nebber minded rong plaise….
Eetz da Lion King!
Quick! Get in the car!
Hee hee, eye can sai eet dis tyme,
an not breakz eny rulz cuz dere beez a lion!
choklit raaaaaaain
dammit mm!! teh earwurmz! tehy hurt!
Ha ha hee hee!
Oh wait……………..noes, I hates u.
A particularly invidious species of earworm. Do. Not. Want.
As long as we are doing eerwurms and Harry Nilsson together, how can we pass by Lime in the Coconut?
This is Harry singing it live on the BBC, in a gorilla costume. Srsly. Harry woulda understood Lolcats, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IG7vu16Fug
I am proud to say I remember 1972, and for you younguns, yes, this is kinda representative of the year.
Oh fank u D Marie……dat’z wun ub mi bery faborite HN sawngz…