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is teh m c escher cat! no, we knows ur not rly sry.
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celin kat movez owt doorz
nawt seccond… seccond.. tird…forf…u nawt werkin 2day Tribble? I can has dai off 2? plzkthxbai.
Iz houze wive. Voluntear meye lifez awai at scowtz, church, skool, etc. (Volinterred tu run Merican Red Cross blood drive las night. De needz meni donerz at dis tyme uff da year.)
Jus now eye bringz up de lawndry an tought eye check de site. Jus dumb luk intu “No Commentz”.
hmph….tribble, I tried tu GIB yu peeps my blud las weekind, but yu says “no, no…yur bp too hi! Do not want”!! I been rejektid *sigh*…but mebbe iz a gud fing (now I gotta go to teh doktor an git it chekt)
I couldnot gives blud for long time because I libbed in a Mad Cow Disease Danjer Area Watch Out Teh Cows is Mad! for a while and then when they relaxed that restriction I hads major surgery and couldn’t give for 6 months after that. When I finally wents to give, I too was rejected because teh cross nurse who made mah eer bleed was skeered by mah hemogoblin.
I must try again soon, though. I is type O Hai.
Dat’s whut iz sad…I gots reelee gud blud! Berry boring blud-never gone nowhere, nevur did nuffing….berry gud iron….oh well, gonna fits teh bp prollem an tri agin…dis teh first time I evur gotted rejektid…
tehy don want mai blud needer. I gots cooties.
Mai bludsno gud neeber - fust dey wuz awl laik “Ayneg, wee wontz!” and den dey wuz awl upp n mai shizz wiv dere maddkownonsinsez. Den wen dey fynlee droo sum blud it hopped outada testoob, goosed a nurs, steeled da donayshunboks an ran doawn da rowd larffin. Noaw dey sae ai gots badblud an dey woan lemmee bak in da offis.
I dun wanna donayt mai blud. It’s myne an I needz it. Plus, mai daddee is dibetik an so r lossa peepul on bofe sydez uv my familee. An ai am having deh scoliosis. So ai am tinking ai am keein mai blud. Dat an mai reelee big feer ub needlez.
mabee lader?
i bet yer badblud is gonna gets a tatoo next tehn robbs a bank.
lolz kittehlurve. mah bluds gots teh cootiez too. *sigh*
I readed “cooties” as “cookies” and I wondered how kittehlurve and beccamutt gotsed teh cookies wifout givin their blud first.
Coffee’s for closers, cookies’ for … um… clotters?
tee hee. i gots cookie blud.
I wuz rejektid too. Dey sedded I wuz nawt big enuff. Pfooey.
ai had trubble wif dat too, tribble n c.o.l.! mai ironz r too lo. so i’z bin downin vitaveatavegamin (ok, jus regglar vitaminz) n eatin ma vedjies n soon i tri gen!!
i getz a little overenth- ovarin- happee abowt given you poople mah bludz.
Jesh, Ai trai giv blud dis las weeken too. Dey sed Ai STILL uneemicky. Ai sed, hmph, Ai jus went to doktur, she neber sed nuffin…. Den Ai see da blud test mai doktur (well, NP…) dun las munf wuz onlee fur ma kolesterolls… Whut kinda annyoowell fizzickel iz dat?!?!
So a good farmersis gib me irons wif C, an B12s to take. Alreddee feelin a liddle moar enerjee…. Hmm, iz kyoor fur fibromyowcha tirednesses? Mebbe Ai git abull to kleen ma howse a liddle? Be warm? Ecksersize? Pweeeez?
An hubbee no can giv cuz all der kwexchuns neber say “unpertektid secks”. Hims blud is gud, he purtee helfee nao… Sigh. Fine. Yur loss…
Oh u can has mai job!!!! I hates mai job reel hard! I do yer lawndreez n stuff.
Eye knew eye lubz u guyz fur gud rezon. U awl such gud peopluz. Dat u willin tu tri tu gib ur blood tu help de udderz dat needz eet. Eet meanz alot. *snif*
Mai blud is fulla bakkin greese an martinis, but I gib it ennyway! Mebbe it halp sum skinnee sik persin fatten up.
yoo ROOL!
Aye liks yer anser da BESTEST!
dey sai pleh to mai blud 2 - somfink abaut a bi b/f.
Ai no mai HIV statuz, iz negutuv, an ai cleen uf all kooties, but dey sai no fank oo.
*shrug*
Ai cud lye ai gess, but dat seemz rong.
Whare u bi ur b/f?
And do they take trade-ins?
ah bi himz lawng tiem ago! No returns, no credit!
Oh, too bads.
Mebbe u cud sells him on teh eBay?
ah gibes blud al teh tim. nao dems kals me ever tim (lik on teh day) iz elgible. prolem is so maneh hoomans kant gibes no mor, so us whuts kan gets hit offen.
i’z gettin kinda bummed heir, teh nomnoms after teh gibin blud nawt so grate, aksuhully. used 2 b lawts ov kookies and stuf. nao is just kraker or smal thing. iz ok but nawt like piza or stuf i lik.
bak hom in flordia somtimes at bludmobiles dems have grate nomnoms. wun time i gibes teh 2 units at a time (haz machin dat jus takes teh eryth….ertrrrth.. red cells an gibes rest bak 2 u). dis at lokal TV stashun. after finish dems has….wate 4 it…..CHEEZBURGER!! wuz habin kukout wif chezburger an hawt dogs an chips an soda an kukies. teh bes. wai nawt haf mor offen? mebbe red kross hab speshul ICHC blud dribe wif cheezburgers an kittehs 2 snorgle and share burger wif after gibing blud?
Wii haf tu luk intu dat. Eef wii awl getz tugedder een Loz Vagas fur ICHC convenshon, wii have de blood drivez den. De dod dat at de Star Trek convenshonz eye go tu.
Wii needz sum tee vee stashon tu gib uz de burgerz an sum publicitiez tu! An wii getz pet storez tu gibz uz phree kitteh guddie bagz eef u tri tu gib blud! (U getz ebin eef u regected.)
The first time I tried to give blood, it was at a Star Trek convention, and they rejected me because of a minor heart murmur. But the next time I tried a few years later at work, they said it was fine. Now I go to the blood center every month to give platelets and plasma. It takes longer, so I bring a book to read or something. Then I have cookies and apple juice. Yum!
Tehy don’t wnat mah blud neever - but I reely wantz to noes wot ur hemogoblin did to skeer teh lady, lolcatburglar. Woz it like Tony’s bad blud or is it a hemo-orc?
I diddent see it mahself; I was bizzy holding a skware of gauze to mah eerlobe waitin’ for it to stop bleeding. I is a bleedur. I sware, they could take teh whole pint from my eerlobe after they stick it for teh hemogoblin test.
But teh lady said teh hemogoblin was low so either it looked up her skirt or blowed its nose on her hunnert dollar towel.
Ya knoes, Tony’s bad blud had better shape up or it will ends up in teh hoosegow. A cell is no place for blood.
bery punny!
Dey stik needles in ur eer? Heer in teeny tiny Ingland dey juss prick ur fingr. Seems nicer (ob corse, nicest is not to stik needls in u at awl, but ai can see dat mite not be workin for teh blud doning peeps).
An in Ingland we gets teh cupovtee annabiskit but as ai donut laik tee ai gets teh orinj squash, but it is nawt poisin. Natchrully we is awl wearin our big hats an wite glubs for teh tee.
Hai all - ai am a non-gyvr ov blud becaws I RECEEV da blud products. Nawt go into deetail but … playtlets … ai need dem ocass … occasi … sumtyms.
On beehaf ov all ov us hoo do. Tnk yoo from da bottum ov my hart. I still here thx to peepul like yoo guys.
*MWAH*
SJ, somtimes they stiks fingers too. I donut knoes how they choose. Eers is better 4 me because I donut usually type wif mah eers.
Sometimes teh nurses is teh funny — one times after one stikked mah eer and gived me teh gauze she sayed,
“ok, lcb, now hold teh gauze in place wif ur opposable thum.”
LCB: “Yes, lolnurse.”
LOLNURSE: “Good. Ur doin fine lcb. Now, stik out ur tung.”
LCB: “Huh? Ok, ur teh lolnurse.”
LOLNURSE: “Vry good, lcb. Now, turn ur hed to look at ur fren over there givin bluds.”
LCB (wif tung stikkin out): “mmmm-mmmmpph?”
LOLNURSE: “Yes, that’s right. Now, keeping ur opposable thum on ur eer and ur tung stikking out, look ur fren in teh eye and wiggle ur fingers. Nyah-nyah, lcb’s fren! Nyah-nyah!”
LCB: (laffs)
LCB’s FREN: WTF?
Hey sawa, I did teh phersis donatin fur a long time….it wuz four a lady hoo needid it…it were very gratifyin xperence!
Ai has got a ledder aksing me to gibs blud - furst tym Ai been aksed. Ai tort mebbee Ai cudnt cuz Ai had teh keemoh an teh rodeo terapin an tort mebbee mai blud gloed in teh dark nao, but tehy nawt on teh list ob no-nos so mebbee Ai go along. Sum peeps wit teh canser need teh bluds, (cos keemo can be verree nast), Ai wuz stoopidly well awl teh tym so gud wai to sai Tankyu
Ya, we has blud dryve evree yeer at LOSCON, we has 45 yooknits dis yeer. R fren givd dubl reds, he wuz hapee! Hubbee sez iz amayzing to git so much good blud frum dis grup, cuz we R da weerdo sifi peepuls in Lost Angles. But sumhao, we do it. Wun yeer R donashuns wuz da mostest donatid on dat hole tanksgibin weekend!
We git joos an cookeez eben if we jus trai. Also dey giv books an has a drawrin fur gif sertifikittehs an memberships to nex yeers LOSCON! Do WANT!
Ai tink a blud dryve at a LOLKitteh Vegas conbenshun wood rawk!!! An a cookowt. Habin kittehs to snorgle wood mek da donaytin go much faster, Ai tink! Ai be so relackst an happe ma bluds wood jus jump owt awn its own! Plus da kittehs cood nomnom an kleen up where we gits stickt! (Kitteh spit iz good fur fingr stickins, ask NE sewin purrsun!)
An wuns ma tired blud iz bedder, Ai kin giv happee blud, cuz it full uv antidepreshunts an stuff! Yay!
I wuz shocked 2 discubber dat I’m not alloweded to gib blood in Merika, cuz Iz from TTI! It 2 do wiv da Mad Moo-Moo Disease… Don’t *fink* I has it… n stop looking at my horns!
Plez tu bee fixin eet!
srsly! if i brokeded sumfin, i’z be fixin it too!
OMG, I wuz laffin so hard at awl dah bloody storees dat I had to go bak and luk at dah pikchure agin. I culd nawt breeng it bak up into my remembery!
Scotti? Wii needz a miricle wurker!
Ai Kanna change teh laws ov fizzicks!
I’m just a doktor, Jim….not Ceiling Cat!
fassinating.
if yous a doktor, has yous got a sonic scwewdwiver ? to fix the grabities?
Win for the doctor!
teh sonnik skroodiver will fux moast anyfing.
speshully iff you travel bak in tyme an use a mind meld.
Liv long an prospurrrrrrr.
oar a sykik paypr
but yous MUSNT BLINK
Sairajayne nao has teh sonic lipstik! WANT! Ai so need wun ob dem!!Tihs yeer’s Kristmas Speshul (getting to be a reglar ting; tihs teh 3rd yeer inarow wit teh Kristmas Dr Hoo), Kylee Minnow dus gestappeerens. An teh noo seerees, nex yeer, has Rose com bak, jus for a bit (an Martha werks for Torchwood). Lotsanlots to luk forwerd to wit teh Dr Hoo! Yippee!!!
Ail has mai skrewdriver wif grapefroot joose, pls.
Kthxbai
Where iz every wun??? Iz awl alone herez!
4 in a rowe.
Gaem ober, yoo win!!!
were all still in teh regooler univurse, not in yrs
Oh noze! Dere iz paralel univerz? Dat menz meye ebil twin iz een youre univerz! An youre ebil twinz r herez. Eye gonna luk on de internetz fur de ebil ICHC!
Ai tinks ai fownd it….
yr persepshuns is not fuxed, Trib - you iz nawt sekond AND sekond!
An fird an forf! Eye fought u awl dissin me! An eye cunna tink wut rule eye brokeded dis tyme.
Nae worriez. Roolz is maid to be borked.
An so is grabbitee!
Tribble, we nawt dissin U.
We r in awwwww ov U!
U nawt borked enny rules.
Tribble U RULE!