LOL, yesh, pawliktix iz weerd enuff langwij. LOLspeek mite help essplayn much uv it!

Giv me yur cheesburgers an Ai will snorgle yoo an giv yoo awl gushifud an nip toiz! Ai purrromisss!!!

Is troo – no rules. Nothing happens if you say “furst.” You can still come heer and hav as much fun as yoo like.

Butt – to us – the furst comment is verree speshul. Because it iz a kind of test. It comes up – there u are – NO COMMENTS! It’s a reel OMG moment – wun getz awl eggscieted and awl sensible thot seems to flee the brayne! So we REELEE appresheate the purrson who can pull him/herself together and manage to get out a coherent comment – in time to beat the next purrson in lion.

Wunz – ai had a furst – and rite behind mee – probablee awnlee a few seconds, wuz our fabulous Jack Deth – hoo had been there and composed a complete four part wunderful haiku. Whut ai said wuz OK, but NOTHING liek Jack’s. Ai felt reelee bad. But at leest ai traied to do sumthing besides just shout “furst” – which enywun can do.

And taht’s why we reelee celebrates teh purrson hoo tries – and give low burgers to the purrson hoo dint put in much effort. There’s no reel glory in a “first” too easilee obtained.

So – ai just wanted u to know. . .nice peeple r alwayz verree verree welcome.

wun time he sayd, “One day, Alice, I’m going to bring it from the floor” an sho her da fisst. so she sayd, “While you’re down there, pick up that fork.”

punch-an-judi wifout da punch…

if I hads nuckles

you’d be seen’a midle fingers

(kittehs have midle fingers! dey jus kant isolayte dem!)

ok.

sum ruelz:
b nyce.
dont cawl peepul naymes.
trai nawt 2 kurss.

did i sai b nyce?

kthxbai

don’t want!

I likes reed ICHC kommets–4 won think, is a refreshing change frum teh likes of puer-eye-el cements, and lots of other crass stuff on teh internets.

I’m juz say’n

Wuts goin on?