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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Whut! I iz furst?
watch owt. i fink kitteh mite bee gibin u da fingr…
Teh Burd, let me gib yoo it.
But he don’t have da finga. It be impossable.
YEP! W-WATCH OUTZ!!!!!!
Hey! It is just NOT done to claim first. That is why your rating is so low.
Just think up an alternative punch line for the pic and post that instead.
Really.
We are friendly. Just try again.
But, lose the “not second” mentality!
Oh, I just happened in when the picture was new. Usually I get over here when there are 47 comments. I couldn’t believe I was the first here! Sorreee. Also, I have to admit that I am at a complete loss for thinking up witty comments, not my forte. I love being amuzed tho.
don’t b sry. we can has no ruelz! It’s regrettubble if yu can onli sai furst, butt, rly - NO RUELZ!
ok.
sum ruelz:
b nyce.
dont cawl peepul naymes.
trai nawt 2 kurss.
did i sai b nyce?
Also, I had no idea you “friendly” people had rules about what could and could not be posted.
Furthermore, exactly what significance does my rating have?
it means that we enjoyed your comment. And BTW, hmh, you don’t have to be witty, necessarily–an interesting observation is enjoyed also!
Okay, I get it. I do alwaz try to be nize, and i’ll try to be a good citizen. I do enjoy this site so much!
Hai healingmagichands - grate nayme, bai teh wai. Just wanted to explain just a bit moar - becuz you do seem liek a reelee nice purrson - and menee peepl need to have this explained.
Is troo - no rules. Nothing happens if you say “furst.” You can still come heer and hav as much fun as yoo like.
Butt - to us - the furst comment is verree speshul. Because it iz a kind of test. It comes up - there u are - NO COMMENTS! It’s a reel OMG moment - wun getz awl eggscieted and awl sensible thot seems to flee the brayne! So we REELEE appresheate the purrson who can pull him/herself together and manage to get out a coherent comment - in time to beat the next purrson in lion.
Wunz - ai had a furst - and rite behind mee - probablee awnlee a few seconds, wuz our fabulous Jack Deth - hoo had been there and composed a complete four part wunderful haiku. Whut ai said wuz OK, but NOTHING liek Jack’s. Ai felt reelee bad. But at leest ai traied to do sumthing besides just shout “furst” - which enywun can do.
And taht’s why we reelee celebrates teh purrson hoo tries - and give low burgers to the purrson hoo dint put in much effort. There’s no reel glory in a “first” too easilee obtained.
So - ai just wanted u to know. . .nice peeple r alwayz verree verree welcome.
yous b a freek to rite that all
reed b-tween teh linez, suckah.
You know wut Iz sayin……….?
wut u sayin?
if i giff u teh finger will u giff me a cheezburger?
Hm…Sowndz lyke a fare traide.
Reed between teh linz motha… oh! Hi boss, didnt see yu ther.
do i lukk liek i need taht mumflee flee shett?
sayin……..u know wut Im sayin……itz lyke imvisibble midle finga at u. Meens, lyke up urs.
up urs 2. u r crass, cratz.
[SSHS]
[SSHS] - wut it iz?
Sad Slo Hed Shaek
O, don worrie ur prettie liddle hed abowt mai sista trine to bully me. She always been lik dat. All tawk.
i jes nevvr tahnk of teho as prettie.
u 2 r seesters?
i gess dat splayns it.
we littr mates.
’sokay to bee rood an crass if yu comes frum same litter?
I likes reed ICHC kommets–4 won think, is a refreshing change frum teh likes of puer-eye-el cements, and lots of other crass stuff on teh internets.
I’m juz say’n
Hay, “karen” - u wunna stepp owtsidez?
absotivvelly. nuffing liek a gud catfite on a chillee nite.
wayt - furst I hadded to giv u won cheezburger.
Now, meat u owtsidez. RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Grabbz teh pawpkorm n sitzez bak 2 woch teh fur flai.
*nom nom nom*
Mmmm….cheez pawpkorm….nummeez!
Flyin fur hav to wayt. karen din sho up outsidez. An now itz time fur me to go to choir practice, as I iz a sweete, genteel person, an not a bak allee cat fiter.
Nuthin to see heer, foalks.
CHOIR pracktiss? rite……an i gotta go 2 mai laydees prayyr meateeng.
we meats in teh bak allee…….i lieks my laydees ruff.
Wii don eben needz a tee-are-oh-elle-elle tunite, luk whut de dun tu dere own burger cowntz.
cuzz joo reelee offended mah sensibilities joo sillee hoomin !!!
R u lukin at mee? Cuz eef u lukin at mee…
eben iff kitteh nawt in gud mood, i still mite tries 2 smoo him.
iz da nosie.
teh orinj wunz is LURRRRVE!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
sumtymez lurrve is POYSIN.
mah poysin lurve…
let meh show joo it.
taek mai teerz an dats nawt neerly aaaawwwwl!
poyzin luv.
Meh: POYSIN LUV WO O O O O
Huband: (hands on hips,shakin head) “hav u gon crazee?”
May be needin leegul profeshunal of sum sort (tanks Teho)
u jus luk hims in the aiy, an sez babee baybe, wher dids owr luv go?…
hehe.
kitteh dude has a tude
fun 2 have a “badass” kitteh sumtymes–
but we’ve had soo meny amazingly kuett and swete anyamuls lately, and I lurve them too!
ceep it up!
If kitteh wuz Britialish kitteh, s/he’d be givin us 2 fingers. Oi!
*ekstens midderl claw*
*Ting*
Hey, iffen teh karwtoon kittehs can do it, den so can ai!
luksliek kitteh gibbin hole flock of em
wow! Hee eben outdues the Enlanders!
Weed Between the wines
sowns liek a prity gud Frydegg niet. we can startz @ 4:20?
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(go figure)
One a dese daze Alice
lulz.. 2 dah MOON! noew if joo had a compt’r you’d be seein’ me Moonin’.. oops sry me b polyte..
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kitteh resembulls salivater dali
iz teh wiskarstache.
Salvapurr Meow-i
clever X 3 !