Hai healingmagichands - grate nayme, bai teh wai. Just wanted to explain just a bit moar - becuz you do seem liek a reelee nice purrson - and menee peepl need to have this explained.

Is troo - no rules. Nothing happens if you say “furst.” You can still come heer and hav as much fun as yoo like.

Butt - to us - the furst comment is verree speshul. Because it iz a kind of test. It comes up - there u are - NO COMMENTS! It’s a reel OMG moment - wun getz awl eggscieted and awl sensible thot seems to flee the brayne! So we REELEE appresheate the purrson who can pull him/herself together and manage to get out a coherent comment - in time to beat the next purrson in lion.

Wunz - ai had a furst - and rite behind mee - probablee awnlee a few seconds, wuz our fabulous Jack Deth - hoo had been there and composed a complete four part wunderful haiku. Whut ai said wuz OK, but NOTHING liek Jack’s. Ai felt reelee bad. But at leest ai traied to do sumthing besides just shout “furst” - which enywun can do.

And taht’s why we reelee celebrates teh purrson hoo tries - and give low burgers to the purrson hoo dint put in much effort. There’s no reel glory in a “first” too easilee obtained.

So - ai just wanted u to know. . .nice peeple r alwayz verree verree welcome.

Sad Slo Hed Shaek

O, don worrie ur prettie liddle hed abowt mai sista trine to bully me. She always been lik dat. All tawk.

i jes nevvr tahnk of teho as prettie.

u 2 r seesters?
i gess dat splayns it.

we littr mates.

’sokay to bee rood an crass if yu comes frum same litter?

I likes reed ICHC kommets–4 won think, is a refreshing change frum teh likes of puer-eye-el cements, and lots of other crass stuff on teh internets.

I’m juz say’n

wayt - furst I hadded to giv u won cheezburger.

Now, meat u owtsidez. RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!

Grabbz teh pawpkorm n sitzez bak 2 woch teh fur flai.

*nom nom nom*

Mmmm….cheez pawpkorm….nummeez!

Flyin fur hav to wayt. karen din sho up outsidez. An now itz time fur me to go to choir practice, as I iz a sweete, genteel person, an not a bak allee cat fiter.
Nuthin to see heer, foalks.

CHOIR pracktiss? rite……an i gotta go 2 mai laydees prayyr meateeng.

we meats in teh bak allee…….i lieks my laydees ruff.

Wii don eben needz a tee-are-oh-elle-elle tunite, luk whut de dun tu dere own burger cowntz.

Meh: POYSIN LUV WO O O O O
Huband: (hands on hips,shakin head) “hav u gon crazee?”
May be needin leegul profeshunal of sum sort (tanks Teho)

u jus luk hims in the aiy, an sez babee baybe, wher dids owr luv go?…
hehe.